y he futentim fleujomii ROBERT GOOD Editor and Prop VALENTINE NEBRASKA To all women There is no such thing as a bargain In cigars In the meantime bets are about even as to whether Li Hung Chang retains his yellow jacket or not Inventor Koely s air ship will fly wo feel sure just as booh as he perfects a few trifling details in his motor A scientific expert says that 00 per cent of mushrooms is water The oth er 10 per cent of course is toadstools It is not true that Hannis Taylor is going to be the first president of Cuba Libre aft r the acknowledgment of in dependence John Daly the ex political Irish pris oner has had the freedom of Boston ex tended to him In his case it Is more than a mere compliment If as Astronomer Fait reiterates a comet will hit the earth on Not 13 1899 it will be a striking coincidence with 13 being an unlucky number Selling a Kentucky steed for 60000 might be used as evidence that if the luck in one horseshoe Is doubtful theres something In four of them With 153 competitors for positions in Harvard freshmen crew the eight finally selected certainly ought to rep resent the athletic ability of the class A fast run of 102 miles In ninety-seven minutes on a Western road Js said to be a record breaker One of these runs will yet prove to be a neck-breaker as well A man has been lynched in Texas for lying If lynching is ever made the recognized penalty for violations of the Ten Commandments what a hole it will make in our American population With one Western inventor making gold out of antimony and another mak ing hard coal out of garbage sawdust and soft coal the work of improving on the products of nature seems to be running double turn Uncle Sam doesnt mind having young women marry veterans of the war of 1812 for love but he objects strenuously to having young women marry them to make themselves eligi ble to a widows pension Liquor is said to be scarce in the na tional capitol just now the sergeant-at-arms having announced a close sea son in order to freeze out certain in dividuals who have been accustomed to tank up and make too much noise It Is said that in the late municipal elections in Georgia the negroes de manded and obtained from 5 to 10 apiece for votes Why should Geor gia politicians ever advocate the lynch ing of citizens who are worth 10 aDiece at the polls i The esteemed New York Tribune re ferred to an esteemed contemporary recently in this delicate way The Evening Sun lies So does its morning degenerate If you see anything in either of them about anybody or any thing they could have any motive for lying about the presumption always is that they lie When extravagance reaches the point of having silver corn poppers senti ment calls a halt Like the old oaken bucket the wire popper has a distinct place in fond recollection but while the bucket is largely a memory the wire medium for bringing corn to its highest terms represents a condition as well as a theory TJong may it wave How little some people care for money The Provident institution for savings in Boston advertises a list of deposits that have had no attention of any kind from depositors for twenty years and the figures in the thousands column alone disregarding hundreds tens and units foot up nearly 100000 Evidently the owners of the money deposited have had no use for it How many of them have forgotten it By refusing to accept the plea of in toxication advanced by an illegal voter in extenuation of his offense a Philadelphia judge has taken a stand -which good citizens will generally sup port and which has reason judgment and common sense back of it In a vigorous manner the judge charged the Jury that if they found the prisoner had voted illegally as charged it was their duty to convict him without re gard to his condition at the time whether he was drunk or sober The jury promptly convicted the man A short cut to notoriety has been ef fected by a woman of Paris who con tributed and collected 10000 francs to ward the Guy de Maupassant monu ment recently unveiled in the Pare Monceau on the condition that her own portrait be introduced The ludicrous result the figure of a fashionably dressed woman reclining in a long chair at the foot of a bust of the poet is characterized by a writer in a London newspaper as an advertisement in marble for some leading dressmaker Human vanity takes many forms and eome persons choose to bask in the worlds gaze even at the expense of eelf respect or of life itself The social ethics of the bull fighting profession seem to afford interesting as pects Mexico has a light of the bull j ing known as EKCurita who com iiasaiassicvisfssssaa T MamMMWk before the public with the complaint that his reputation has been injured by a report that he had been beaten by a woman He therefore submits public proof that so far from this being true the fact was that he knocked the wom an down with a chair several times Having been sent to jail his eight day sentence was commuted into the pay ment of a fine He Is thus restored to full standing in his profession and the public esteem and his reputation is vindicated The Supreme Court of the United States has given an Important decision against the Frankfort Kentucky lot tery It was claimed in behalf of the lottery that its charter was a contract and that as the United States constitu tion forbids any State to pass a law im pairing conracts the provision of the new Kentucky constitution revoking all charters of lotteries was Invalid The Supreme Court took the ground that a lottery grant is in no sense a contract within the meaning of the constitution but Is simply a license which the State for the protection of the public morals may at any time revoke This decision has a wide application be cause under the contrary view any lottery which had once been chartered in any State would be forever secure acainst a withdrawal of its privileges Rapidly the American bison has di minished in numbers since white men joined with the Indians in the work of reckless destruction yet a few of the creatures still survive in freedom as well as in captivity and the day of their complete extinction may not come for decades perhaps not for a century The wild or passenger pigeon has been less fortunate or rather more un fortunate than the buffalo Within the memory of men still young these birds existed all over the country in literally unnumbered millions Single flocks were seen so large that even when moving at express train speed they covered the whole sky for hours as with a dense cloud Lighting in a for est their weight often worked more havoc with the trees than the severest of winter storms and in a day they could sweep broad fields as clean as though a prairie fire had traversed them Yet the Smithsonian Institution announces that urgent appeals sent to many States and the active personal efforts of agents spurred to industry by the offer of a large reward have failed to bring in a single specimen of a bird which only a few years ago could be and unfortunately was killed by the wagonload with no better than sticks This result of their efforts has con vinced the Smithsonian naturalists that the pigeons have gone to join the great auk and they mourn the carelessness that has left the United States without even the poor solace to be found in a museum case full of well assorted and arranged specimens of the departed birds The latest instance of Germanys new imperial policy is afforded by Portugal It is reported that the German envoy at Lisbon has presented a peremptory demand for apologies and indemnity for the ill treatment of the imperial gunboat Wolff whose sailors were hooted and insulted on the Tagus and several of them seriously injured A strong protest was made at Lisbon but without satisfaction as reported and hence the resort to the summary meth ods of diplomacy which have proved to be so effective at Haiti an Kiao Ghou Whether it be true or not that a per emptory demand has been made upon Portugal it is certain that it would ad mirably serve the kaisers purpose to seize Delagoa bay the chief port on the east coast of southern Africa Such seizure and possession would afford Emperor William an opportunity to ex tend his protection to the Transvaal but it would also almost certainly in volve him in a war with England for which as it would have to be fought mainly upon the ocean the German navy it not prepared It is readily con ceivable that In this vigorous foreign policy Emperor William is maneuver ing for effect upon the reichstag as re gards his big naval bill Should he be as successful with Portugal as with China and Haiti it is quite likely he may carry his point His popularity in Berlin has been greatly increased within the last few weeks but it has been augmented by dangerous meth ods If Germany as seems to be indi cated by her policy in China Is about to enter upon an imperial scheme of colonization she will not only do well to build a big navy but will also in all probability not have to wait long for an opportunity to use it A Historical Desk Charles Loefller the veteran door keeper of the Presidents room has a new desk The old one has served him over twenty eight years It was an old desk when it was first turned over to Loeflier It had been an intimate ac quaintance of President Lincoln and in stirring times would have absorbed many things had it been human At the old desk thousands of prominent men have sat to write cards to send in to the President Cabinet members have sat at the dask and written their names for autograph seekers Great men have congregated around it and talked over matters of the highest im portance It is an old flat top desk Avith a single row of pigeonholes the lower part containing drawers It is probable that the desk will be pre served Loeffler would like to keep it for himself as a companion which has served him faithfully so many years Washington correspondence New Yorlr Tribune Gloucester Cathedral Gloucester cathedrals lady chapel one of the finest specimens of the per pendicular style of architecture in En gland has been restored and opened to the public after being closed for twenty-five years DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF There is truth in the assertion that a house divided against itself cannot stand jinil the Republican party is be ginning to recognize this fact On many questions the g o p is a house divided against itself but on no question is it so markedly divided as upon that of the currency With Secre tary Gage at one extreme and Senator Chandler at the other there exists a great gulf between the two which neither can pass But the great mentor of the Republi can party Secretary Sherman does not stand by the side of Secretary Gage On the contrary he is on record as be ing in sympathy with the views held by Senator Chandler When Sherman was Secretary of the Treasury the same struggle wTas made by the bank ers which theyv are now making to re tire the greenbacks and this is what Secretary Sherman told them United States notes are now in form security and convenience the best circulating medium known The objection is made that they are issued by the Government and that it is not the business of the Government to fur nish paper money but only to coin money The answer is that the Gov ernment had to borrow money and is still in debt The United States note to the extent that it is willingly taken by the people and can beyond ques tion be maintained at par in coin is the least burdensome form of debt The loss of interest in maintaining the resumption fund and the cost of printing and engraving the present amount of United States notes is less than one half the interest on an equal sum of 4 per cent bonds The public thus saves over 7000000 of animal in terest and secures a safe and conveni ent medium of exchange and has the assurance that a sufficient reserve in coin will be retained in the treasury be yond the temptation of diminution such as always attends reserves held by banks Secretary Gage need not call upon Gompers to argue the question of finance with liim He can find a foe man Avorthy of his steel sitting close to him at the Cabinet table The gild ad vocating Republicans have plenty of opposition in their own party without seeking trouble Avith the captaits of organized labor Let them fight it put together Take Democratic Papers Men who desire to bring about a re turn of prosperity to this country should act upon the adA ice of William J Bryan and lend their practical as Avell as moral support to the Democrat ic newspapers No agency is more potent for good or ill than is the newspaper Recogniz ing this fact Bryan earnestly advises the Democracy of the nation to sub scribe for and advertise in the Demo cratic journals thus giving legitimate support to the advocates of the peo 1 pies cause During the Presidential campaign of 189G the subsidized press of the money power Avielded an immense influence deluding the people with false promises and deceiving them by misrepresenta tion of the position taken by the friends of constitutional money Democratic neAA spapers have saved the people 20000000 recently by ex posing the Union Pacific steal and forc ing the Republican administration to demand a just settlement of the ac count The questions which are to be discussed for the next two years are vital In their correct settlement lies the fate of the nation therefore the newspapers which befriended the peo ple should receive the support of the people William J Bryan is a great orator but he is also a practical man and in his suggestion that those aa1io wish the good of the country should support Democratic newspapers lie has given wise and eminently practical advice which should le promptly folloAved Chicago Dispatch Raiding the Civil Service The Republican raid on the civil serv ice in Congress has commenced in ear nest The pie brigade has been strong enough to override the law in the inter nal revenue service at every point not withstanding the protestations of the Civil Service Commission and the false pretensions of the administration We Avill see when the vote is taken where the administration really stands on the question The civil service laAV Avill come out unscathed in Congress if Mc Kinley really faA ors the laAAr as it stands Louisville Dispatch Trusts Under the Dingley Bill The tendency of high tariffs to pro mote trusts was also faithfully pointed out at the time the Dingley bill Avas under discussion but no one could have foreseen that the rush in this direction Avould reach such formidable propor tions as it has assumed during the feAv months that the laAV has ben in operation There has been sucL open and indecent haste and the effect upon articles of necessity so obvious that the outcry against the trusts has lost all semblance of partisanship Manches ter Union No Pensions for Civil Employes By no stretch of the doctrine of grati tude can it be claimed that the Govern ment owes clerks and other civil em ployes anything beyond the remunera tion which is paid with a certainty and a regularity that cannot be depended upon in any commercial or other busi ness pursuit It is therefore notionly 1 - un American in principle to establish a civil pension and that is a logical outgrowth of the merit system but it is an outrage upon the taxpayers- St Louis Republic Republican DiasensioiiH General From nearly every section of the country come telegraphic announce ments of trouble and disagreements in the ranks of the Republican party In Ohio the party is rent in twain over the Senatorial struggle The same may be said of the State of Maryland In the State of Iowa matters are but a trifle better while in Illinois the party may be said to be split in fragments The same might be said of half a dozen other States Peoria Journal Prosperity in New England Prosperity under the Dingley law has struck New England with a dull ttiuu and the cotton operatives who have been hit by a reduction in wages as prosperity fell on the robber barons are expected to turn the other cheek on election day and Aote to continue pros perity for robber barons and poverty for the rest of mankind Louisville Post What MeKinley Has Bone Mr McKinley goes into the neAV year with nothing accomplished for the country or for mankind The nation has only the farmer and a European shortage to thank for AvJiat measure of prosperity has been restored As to ciA i service reform that is being knocked oat by office brokerage St Louis Post Dispatch Civil Service a Fixture Civil service reform has come to stay The only fault Ave have to find with it is that it has not gone as far as it should But it Avill advance and any political party Avhich dares to go to the country on a declaration against it Avill be beaten badly and Avill richly deserve the castigation Atlanta Jour nal The Truthful Compositor A Georgia editor says Times are not improving very fast We are jag ging alone in the same old way Lie probably wrote it jogging but per mitted it to fall into the hands of a compositor who Avas determined to tell the truth even if he lost his job Cleveland Leader On Its Last Iej3 The Republican party is flickering its last -flicker It has outlived its useful nesss Every question that made it great in Lincolns time is settled It is traveling on its shape and just now there isnt much left of its shape To ledo Bee Jiconomy in Legislative Vacations The holiday vacation of the Legisla ture cost the people of this State only 20000 and it was cheap at that It would have cost a great deal more had the Legislature been in session in all probability Peoria Herald Know Each Other It is eminently proper that both par ties to the Ohio Senatorial fight should have employed detectives to shadow their opponents Everybody knows that all Republicans will stand watch ing St Louis Republican Forakerism Good by Comparison Bad as Forakerism is and has been in Ohio politics it is saintly in its integ rity compared Avith Hannaism Co lumbus Ohio Press Bryans Good Advice It is more important that we support our newspapers than that we assemble at banquets W J Bryan at Jackson Day Banquet MENAGERIE ANIMALS Their Cost Ranges from a Few Dollars tUp Into Thousands People Avho see all sorts of tamed animals in their cages at city zoologic al gardens and circus menageries are curious to know the cost of the ani mals The annual quotation of prices from the worlds greatest animal mart Hamburg Germany was recently received and is as follows Female Indian elephant G feet high trained to do several tricks carries six people to saddle 1500 female ele phant 5 feet G inches high no tricks 1300 young fresh imported male ele phants 4 to 5 feet high from Burmah 1000 females 1100 zebras 5 years old per pair 2000 and both broke to drive in single or double harness 8-month-old zebra male 450 and fe male 3 months old 350 Nubian wild ass G months old 200 Avild asses from the Russian steppes per pair 900 double humped camels per pair 500 Hamas 4 years old per pair 250 Axis deer from India per pair 200 Sika deer from Japan per pair 150 Avaterbuck antelopes 2 years old f coun try not given per pair 750 Bengal tigers male G years old female 3 years old per pair 1750 Bengal tigers female 3 years old each 750 Nubian lions 6 years old per pair 1500 Nubian lions 2 years old per pair 1000 and 1 years old G00 female jaguars IS months old each 225 pumas 3 years old per pair 350 Indian leopards male 175 each striped hyenas each 75 Russian wolves each 100 young polar bears per pair 450 polar bears 18 months old 650 and fully grown 1000 per pair young Russian bears 150 Afri can and Indian porcupines each 40 male kangaroo 125 beaver rats 30 per pair male ourang outang I years old 1500 i m iiurr CLAIMS TO BE 140 YEARS OLD Georgia Negro Who Says He Remem bers the Revolution Samuel Andrew Gibbons Is an old negro avIio If his claims are true is the oldest living native of Chatham County Gibbons says that he Is 140 years old and that he AA as 17 years old when the revolutionary war be gan A reporter met Gibbons on Bay street yesterday and had quite a little chat Avith him He does not begin to look as old as he claims to be but he gives circumstantial details which go to prove him a vory old man A peculiar feature of his story is that he says that up to a month ago Avhen he returned here he had not been in Savannah for seenty years The old man Is not in his dotage bj any means and uses pretty good English I Avas born on a FairlaAvn planta tion OA er that way west of the city he said and I belonged to William Gibbons The Gibbonses owned a AAhole lot of property here then I spose they own some of it yet I used to run a barber shop right over on that comer pointing to the corner of Bay and Montgomery streets I dont know the names of the atrcetu now cept one or two They didnt have all these streets Avhen I left here That street they called South Broad used to be the common where the soldiers mustered They had a market here then but it was a AAooden building I dont know wheth er it Avas the same square the market is now on or not Yes sir I Avas here when the first reAolution in the United States of America took place I was 17 years old then You saAV General Washington of course Yes sir I saAV him All the peo ple turn out to see him and they fired guns Did you see Lafayette Yes sir He Avas the man they put down carpets in the streets for him to Avalk on They had a big gather in in Monument Square and a whole lot of soldiers They dont treat Presi dents now like they used to The old man Avas evidently under the impression that Lafayette was a President I Avas sold away from here seventy years ago he said and brought 600 I have been living all about in Florida and Alabama ever since I remember the falling stars That was seventy years ago The old man Aas positive in all his statements and could not admit that he might be mistaken in any of his facts I left a daughter in Florida when I AA eait to Alabama he said She Avas just big enough to tie in a napkin I Avent back there the other day and fomid her and her hair Avas whiter than mine This statement if true Avould appear to be pretty good evidence of very old age If the old man Avas as he says 17 years old Avhen the revolution be gan he would be 139 years old to day so that his statement that he is 140 Avould not be much out of the Avay His statement that the falling stars occurred seventy years ago is not far Avroug The great meteoric shoAvei occurred in 1S33 that is sixty four years ago He gives a circumstantial account of this event which is not re markable however as according tc his oaati account he must haA e been an old man then SaAannah Nevs The Mysterious Assassin One night shortly after tne cele brated battle of Fontenoy its hero Marshal De Saxe arrived at a little village in which was an inn Avith a peculiar reputation It Avas said that in this inn there Avere ghosts whe stabbed or strangled all avIio attempted to pass the night in a certain room The conqueror of Fontenoy was far from being susceptible to superstitious terrors and AA as ready to face an army of ghosts He dismounted ate his sup per and went up to thp fatal room tak ing with him his arms and his body ser vant His arrangements completed the Marshal went to bed and was soon in a profound slumber with his sentinel ensconced in an arm chair by the fire About 1 oclock in the morning the watcher by the fire wanting to get some sleep himself approached his master to awaken him but to his call he received no response Thinking the Marshal soundly asleep he called again Startled at the continued silence the man shook him the Marshal did not stir As he lifted his hands from the form in the bed the frightened sen ant saAV that they were red The Marshal AA as lying in a pool of blood Drawing down the cover the soldier saAV a strange thing An enormous insect was fas tened to the side of De Saxe and Avaa sucking at a wound from Avhich the blood flowed freely The man sprang to the fireplace grasped the tongs and ran back to tiie bed Seizing the monster he cast it into the flames Avhere it AA as instantly consumed Help AA as called and the Marshal was soon out of danger but the great General who had escaped fire and steel for years had barely escaped dying of the bite of an insect He had four the ghost i Ruskin on the Bicycle John Ruskin Avho is opposed to rail roads because they disfigure rural sce nery and for other reasons objects also to all forms of cycling His language is quite radical To walk to run to leap and to dance are Airtues of the human body and neither to stride on stilts Avriggle on wheels nor dangle on ropes and nothing in the training of the human mind with the body will ever supersede the appointed Gods wayo jf iw walking and bard work WHAT HE SAW IN HEAVEN Han Once Bend Describes Bcautiedpt Life Beyond the Grave With dull listless eyes that shine at Intervals Avith strange light of expect ancy William Graham lies at his poor seaside home at Santa Monica gasping away his life yet anxious to see the end that will take all care and the pain of the consumption that has been slow ly killing him Death has no terrors for him for Gra ham has already been caught in its clutches and it brought to him such peace a beatific happlnesa as comes to only those who have parsed over Dur ing the brief pericxi that Graham was one of deaths victims he visited heav en and enjoyed such delight that he lies eager for the cold embrace of the dark angel to settle upon him and re store him once again to a happiness of which he had no conception before hl first death Oh what brought me back Why did you do it It AA as all so beautiful he faintly gasped Avhen he was re stored to life through the embraces and exertions of his child wife It A as oclock Saturday evening Avhen the watchers at the bedside or young Graham saw that the end Avas near His breath came In short gasps that grew shorter and sharper and at last died aAvay They seemed to hear too the death rattle in his throat and see the death damp upon his broA His Avlfe AAas led shrieking from the room and the despairing father hop ing that his sou still lived felt for the heax t bert but all AA as still Gra ham had passed to a better world -When I left this earth he explain ed to friends afterward I awoke to find myself In a beautiful country a V land of rich glorious verdure where- the air the sky and all seemed more beautiful than I had ever imagined or heard of before I seemed to be etand1 ing in a wide smooth avenue lined Avith trees tall and straight The foliage Avas of the richest and most brilliant description and each leaf seemed to be of a soft delicate variety such as I had never seen before II aw others like that Avhere I stood and all Avere equally as lovely There seemed to be the gentlest mildest breeze which bowed the tops of the trees slowly to and fro Around these lovely groves of trees were fields where the grass seemed of the richest green- As I stood there gazing around me my delight mingled Avith surprise I seemed to knoAv the SAveetest repose that I believe could possibly come There Avas an entire relief from care- or pain and it seemed as If I had never known what Avas meant by suffering My sensations Avere such as to pass all description I cannot convey to any one the heavenly feeling that took pos session of me while there No wonder that I asked Avliy they had brought me back from such a place Then too I heard soft music which appeared to come from afar and from out of tnm air music that Avas of Avonderluf sweetness and blending in such monies as mortal ear had never before listened to I gazed about me too de lighted even to stir and soon I saw that I AA as not alone in this land I saw my father approaching me and I Avent to meet him and caught him by the hand Together we walked doAvn the avenue and talked of the glories of the new land where we were so happy But my father was to stay with me but a short time for suddenly he appeared to stop and draAV away from me and gradually disap pear amid the trees He Avas the only one of my family that I saw My mother who is dead did not come to me I saAV God Upon this point though Mr Graham ventured no de scription It was beyond his v I saw other people 1 know in life but my happiness was not to last for long Faintly a voice seemed to be calling me from behind At first I could not distinguish it but soon it grew more distinct and finally I recog nized the voice of my wife calling me to come bock I did not want to leave the beautiful land but her entreaties became more earnest and I was un able to resist them and found myself passing along the avenue where I had walked The trees glided past me and soon everything disappeared that com plete repose left me and I awoke to find myself in my earthly bed of siek ness New York Journal Coat of Things in 1814 y Julian BreAver of Annapolis as ex ecutor of his brother the late ex-Senator Nicholas BreAver has fallen into posiession of a bill from William Kilty debtor to William Alexander under date of 1814 Among the articles mentioned Avere nine pounds of sugar price 3 two pounds of Hyson tea 5 loaf sugar 6y2 cents a pound broAvn sugar 28 cents a pound pepper 75 cents a pound currants 37 cents a pound raisins same price three quarts of peach brandy 117 mold candles 37 cents a pound two and three quarters gallons of vinegar 103 one half ounce of mace 50 cents three quarts of whis ky SI cents one half ounce of nutmeg 25 cents one ounce of clones 18 cents flask of sweet oil 62 cents The Avar Avitli England A as the cause of the Avar prices Baltimore Amer ican Wige of Colnrnbns Ccav A curious discovery has been made In the archives of the Spanish naA y the bills of payment of the crews Avho composed the caravels of Christopher Columbus The sailors according to their class received from 10 to 12 francs a month including their food The captains of the three large caravels had each SO francs a month As for Columbus himself who had the title of admiral he was paid 1600 francs a year Nothing takes a man down so much as to nave some woman blow him np - Jv iF3zrzA li S f V c