p ROBERT GOOD Kditor and Prop VALENTINE - NEBRASKA That Grecian A ar already te Ending great difficulty in keeping on the first page A -woman in Little Rock the other day shot four men Wonder what she was firing at Says the Scranton Truth The earth revolves on its axis once a day Truth la mighty and will prevail Wise men are instructed by reason men of less understanding by experi ence the most ignorant by necessity Says the Philadelphia Ledger We Will not purchase Cuba Neither will we this may as well be understood now If it is feasible to Insure residences against burglary why shouldnt bank -presidents be insured against type writers A Berlin scientist cables over the in formation that he has discovered the prune cause of baldness Absence of hair probably The rumor that George Gould has squeezed 52500000 out of Russell Sage undoubtedly is a canard for the old man is still alive After holding its own for a hundred years the stovepipe hat is threatened with extinction It is the plug ugly of the century Let it go If Greece ever goes to war again sue probably will first take the precaution to roll up a national debt of 800000 000 and pawn herself to the other pow ers A New York boy stole a steamboat at Louisville the other day and ran away with it Fortunately the Ohio River happened to be in use at the time Greece has given the world a beauti ful object lesson But it will leave her bankrupt and humiliated An ounce of powder is worth a pound of sentiment In actual warfare One day last week New York report ed seven suicides and six attempts at self destruction High railroad rates probably are responsible for this show ing its a long walk to Chicago One cannot move a step without meeting a duty and the fact of mutual helplessness is proved by the very fact of ones existence No man liveth to himself and no man dieth to himself Light is an element of cheerfulness and a capital sanitary agent therefore light should be freely admitted into sick rooms except in extraordinary cases It should be softened and sub dued not glaring Did it ever occur to you asks the Nelson Dak Independent how ridic ulous it is the way railroads are man aged It did it did Do you recall the lines from Excelsior Try not the pass the old man said The Mexican Herald says of a recent fatal panic at a bull fight The young lady was frightened to death but be haved with much courage and self-possession This we believe is thorough ly characteristic of American corpses A Connecticut man found a gold com In a bass the oilier day and a New York girl discovered a diamond ring in a ducks stomach We are pleased tc greet these old friends at the outset of another spring season of painstaking prevarication In Lowell Ark the other day a wom an who was presiding over a holiness meeting shot four men who were in terrupting the performance That wom an evidently believes that the only way to increase a mans holiuess is to drilJ a few holes in him A New York hotel keeper tie other night knocked one of his guests sense less with a Raines law sandwich The New York sandwich may not properly be classed as a deadly weapon but it ought to be a penitentiary offense to hit anyone below the belt with one The very essence of religion is the binding with the laws of right our manifold propensities for evil and as even the lower animals are capable of -being taught the difference between right and wrong how much more is such the case with a human being If to make two blades of grass grow where only one has grown before is commendable how much more so is it to discover and exemplify and teach a virtue lost sight of or before unknown Equally commendable is it to brighten up old and accepted virtues and to place them in a better light that they may appear more attractive The Chinese hand shake in high lite is rapturous but conservative They shake their own hands Wlien the new Chinese Minister arrived in tills coun try his legation welcomed him by touching each others foreheads bow ing to the floor chattering at lightning speed and shaking their own hands again and again with the utmost ardor This hand shake would be a boon to the President Gradually the terrible truth of the Paris fire horror is coming out jrhe construction of the building made st a- fire trap and this ftTctfo well known to the authorities It ifl charged that most of the Frenchmen present acted with unspeakable cowardice Not only did they not aid the women but they even beat them back that they the men might first escape According to good authority some of the leading joung men of Parts were guilty of this cowardly brutality The Fish Commissioner of Indiana says The greed for more land closes the eyes of a vast majority of the peo ple to the fact that an acre of water all other conditions being the same is capable of producing far more food stuff than is an acre of soil The small amount of land that is redeemed by lowering or draining the lakes is not commensurate with the amount of food producing conditions that are thus destroyed This may be a valuable hint to farmers who have so long suf fered from the low prices of wheat and corn At all events the farmer with a fish pond Is enabled to agreeably vary his own diet A San Francisco millionaire has arbi trarily included among his Inalienable American privileges the right to ex pectorate when and where he pleases and In consequence of having exer cised this privilege twice In a street car he has been sentenced to spend a day in jail The millionaires senti ments as to inalienable rights happen to be at variance with a civic ordin ance which was framed to hold in check those disgusting individuals who have not the requisite sense of decency to refrain from expectorating in a pub lic place The millionaire should be shown no sympathy or consideration He gratuitously insulted Americanism by asserting that it was a special American privilege to violate a com mon law of decency and he persisted in his obnoxious conduct although warned that he was breaking a munic ipal law It appears he is to make this a test case It is to be hoped he will and that the verdict against him will be so convincing that all other persons of his swinish Instincts will be taught the lesson that they cannot give way tr those instincts where decent people congregate The umbrella has always held a pe culiar place In the category of personal property In common practice and a wide latitude has generally been ac corded mankind in the liandling of this very necessary adjunct of a rainy day This has been carried to such an extreme that the right to claim sole possession of an umbrella has frequent ly been seriously disputed based on the apparently racial instinct to seize and hold all umbrellas found detached from a human hand or a strong lock In the face of this almost universal concession made to wihait may be termed the umbrella habit It is some what surprising to find that two resi dents of Delaware have been severely punished for taking one umbrella And they acknowledged the offense be sides A man and a woman were in the case the former being sentenced to three months imprisonment and five lashes for his part in the affair and tihe woman to one days imprisonment This extensive amount of imprison ment due to one little umbrella inev itably raises the suspicion that there are places where umbrellas are held as sacred as any other property This will not be wholly bad news to many people who have acquired the custom of buying umbrellas and have endured complacently their almost immediate disappearance Perhaps the Delaware idea will spread until in time umbrel las will regain their normal property rights and cease to exercise such an unwholesome influence on mans mora nature In delivering the opinion of the Su preme Court in the Berliner patent case Mr Justice Brewer in substance affirms the right of property in an idea Nor does the affirmation appear as an obiter dictum It appears as tlie de cision of a question involved in the case and distinctly decided The Court he Justice Brewer says dissented en tirely from the views urged by coun sel that the applicant for a patent was a quasi trustee for the public but held that an Invention was the absolute property of its inventor If this re port of the opinion is correct the ques tion so long disputed is settled for this country as a matter of law It is evi dent that counsel contended as many have most strictly until now that the inventor has no property right in his idea They contended that patents on inventions are granted not In recogni tion of any right of the inventor but only as a measure of public policy to encourage the exercise of the Inventive faculty for the public advantage It is only in accordance with this view that the applicant for a patent can be re garded as a trustee for the public The Court we are told dissents entirely from this view and holds that an inven tion is the absolute property of the in ventor who is in no legal sense a trus tee for the public This certainly is good common sense and it is gratify ing to be assured that it is also good law If a man has not an absolute property right in the product of his mind it is impossible to conceive of anything to which he has a property right Surely that which a man cre ates himself by the exercise of his mind is his own more evidently than any material thing is his own because the material thing is not of Ills own crea tion nor can it be by any possibility Had a Kijrht To Office Boy Jimmy lisren to the ed itor Hes swearing like a sailor Stenographer Hes got a right to Mr Longhair the poet was in here and left a lot of blank verse a minute ago Cincinnati Commercial Tribune If you owe a man dont imagine that he will keep the fact to himself that -free breakfast table fir r if ill r Wi Heavy Duties on I inena The following are some of the com ments of a man well acquainted with linens and the linen industry upon the senate doctored Dingley bill The proposed duties on linen goods nuder the amended Dinlgey bill are heavier than ever although it has been claimed that the senate had reduced rates These goods paid for many years 35 per cent and yielded a steady reve nue to the government The rates now proposed vary from 50 to 109 per cent and the burden falls heaviest on low and medium goods which are chiefly used in the homes of the poorer people A cheap tablecloth now selling at re tail at 25 cents per yard will have to be sold at 376 cents to 40 cents if the quality be kept up Medium linen for childrens summer blouses will be assessed 99 per cent and the retail price will have to go up accordingly Linen forms the raw material for many American industries as linings for clothing and other purposes where strength and durability are required Such goods will be advanced 20 to 30 per cent It is claimed that this advance is nec essary for revenue but the effect will be that the people will in many cases substi tute something cheaper and thus be de prived of this useful fabric and the reve nue will be correspondingly diminished It is said that linen goods can be made here but this has been tried again and again and except in the case of a few low crashes has been a failure owing to the climate and other difficulties but even if they could be made here the rates are unnecessarily oppressive The entire cost of weaving linen goods in Europe is about 7 to 10 per cent the selling price of rhe article here and in America the cost should not be at the very outside more than double this per centage so that even if Republican theories be true a protection of 35 per cent should be ample to allow for high er wages and extra profits for our man ufacturers It is possible speculators may stare mills on the strength of these excessive rates sell the stock and then step out leaving the unfortunate laborer and manufacturer to face the difficulties of the situation as best they can The la borer probably having been brought here from Em ope for labor is on the free list with unreasonable expecta tions will be left to join the army of disappointment and discontent Why should these exorbitantly high rates be assessed on an article more or less in use in every krnsehold in the land and the cot of living so much increased in thce djp of keen competition and small piv fit- Why should the plain peo ple be taxed to put more money in the pockets ot the rich If the wealthy 111 an u fanciers want to make experi rients 1 them do so at their own cost not las the poor for that purpose ErttiirewV Imciulmunt I Srnatoi Pettigiew lias introduced an Amendment to the Dingley bill -which piovido lor the diiissioii free of duty of articles controlled by trusts Should it become liw and be earned out hon estly how much n uiue would the bill yield Time aie tiu ts in ngar coal window ant plate glass lumber pot tery wall laper lubber cutlery and in nearly all kind- of hardware There is I no trust in tea lint that is probably be- j cause there has been no duty to encour age it There are also trusts in the woolen and cotton industries Revenue will be scarce if such a law should be enforced But will those elected by trust funds- destrov the system which fosters tmsfw j They may pa s some such law as thty did the Hicrnian antitrust law in 1890 hut it will be only anoth er diimniv Jo- neked On in the ennte It has come about that no measure originated in the House can go through the Senate without amendment When n bll is in dispute Senatorial courtesy that blanket excuse for all sorts of job bery requires that the Senate shall stand by its own and the House must yield It has come to such a pass that all the jobs are tacked on as amend ments in the Senate The House does not count with the lobbyists when any thing shady is on foot Senatorial court esy requires that any job a Senator asks for personally must be let alone by all the others unless it cuts into the prerogative or schemes of another Milwaukee Journal Hair Tri truer Statesmanship On the whole it is probably just as well for this big busy and peaceable country that the management of its foreign affairs is not in the hands of William E Chandler of New Hamp shire and John T Morgan of Ala bama The hair trigger variety of statesmanship is much at the Capitol end f I- i v nue than it would lie at the White House end Hartford Conn Courant Who Pays the Tax The Republican claim that the for eigner pays the tax is amply proved by the following letter which will ap peal to the people of Nebraska and Iowa as it interests them particularly Omaha April 1ft The Albion Milling Company Albion Neb Gentlemen Answering your inquiry of the 7th inst The explanation of the recent marked advance in the price of burlap bags is in the prospective changes in the tariff Under the Wilson bill they are on the free list but the Dingley bill provides for a duty which would amount to something over 1 cent per bag on the 66 inch eight ounce burlap The price made you on your recent invoice is the lowest which we can offer on the present market Yours truly Bemis Omaha Bag Company M C Peters Manager The consumers of burlap bags wno live in this section of the country need1 not imagine that the increased price of bags concerns them The foreigner has to pay it Congressman Champ Clark in his speech on the Dingley tariff bill said the passage of the bill will force every merchant in the land to make a tariff for revenue only speech every time he sells a bill of goods across the counters The above letter is only one of the tariff speeches referred to by the eloquent and witty Missouri congressman World Herald ElUins on Wages Wages mustgodown says Senator Elkius in a recent interview published in the Cincinnati Enquirer Wage earners continued the senator do not wish to see it or believe it but it is so And again he said Wages in America stand against any revival of business He was discussing the coal trade He said We do not export coal to Europe because we have wages against us and that is the whole kernel of the coal trade Being asked whether black labor was settled in the mines of West Virginia he said Firmly It is as effective as white labor and does not combine and con spire and the negro spends all he makes while the Italians and Poles send every cent out of the country The senator has just as decided ideas on the tariff question He is firmly con vinced that protective duties especially those on coal should go up Tariff up wages down That is what happened under the McKinley bill and is what will happen and in fact is happening under the Diugley bill It is all done in the interest of labor Miss Colnruhias Overgrown Infant I believe in protecting infant indus tries but when the infants get to be six feet high and grow whiskers and when they threaten to kick the end out of the cradle if they dont get more pap I think its about time to take the bot tle away from them Colonel R G Ingersoll Rep TJrief Comment It is not clear that General Miles by seeing any of the Grecian Avar would help his own country in any way If two of the great power- were scrap ping the expenses of his trip might be excused A great deal more has been published of rhe present conflict than General Mile- will ever learn St Louis Pot Disiateh The manufacturing interests of the country are rapidly discovering that the way to build up a great trade is to be freed from customs restrictions The United States cannot do business with a commercial enemy and protection makes enemies faster than any scheme of reciprocity can make friends Kan sas City Times Mr Wanamaker has been severely criticised by tlie administration for cer tain remarks made recently but some of his utterancessurely have weight For instance when he speaks of the payment of election contracts with offices he certainly speaks o his own great experience and ought to knoAv what he is talkiii a t Indianap olis News EDUCATI0NALC0LTJMN NOTES ABOUT SCHOOLS AND THEIR MANAGEMENT Waste in ertain Method of leachlnc Smiling Down an Ill Tempered Boy Hints on Teaching Geojrraphy Educational News and Notes Waste in Teaching I recentl saw a class of first year pupils add columns of numbers like accountants and I pitied the pupils In one of our large cities some two years ago I saw pupils who had been in school only three months write sums of monej using and cts correctly and then add the numbers thus writ ten and again I pitied the pupils I recently saw pupils between 5 and 6 years of age in school only five mouths read twenty or more words written on the blackboard actually determin ing under the teachers guidance and by the application of rules the silent letters the sound of vowels indicating the latter by diacritical marks etc and I not only pitied the little ones but felt sorry for the teacher wuo was faithfully trying the new system I left the room thankful that I was never put through such a drill in my first reading lessons Indeed I was ignor ant of several of the rules which this skillful teacher was applying and I am glad of it I could make out new words before I was 5 years old but it was an unconscious art In a teach ers institute held on the Western Re serve Ohio in 1SG6 an instructor pre sented some ten or more rules of spell ing When he closed Gen Garfield who was present turned to me and said That is interesting as informa tion but who ever learned to spell by rule Whatever may be true of adults little children learn to pronounce words and to spell words by pronouncing and spelling them E E White The Ideal Primary Teacher A pleasant tone and gentle manner are particularly needful in the lowest grades where there are so many little ones just out from under tlie mothers care Little children must have a sun shiny atmosphere to make them grow in the right way The ideal teacher gets what she aims at but without the scolding and fretting Yes the ideal teacher accomplishes this but how is it with us Forbear Threatening 1 suppose nearly all of us threaten sometimes and sometimes wish Ave had not done so Did you ever say Now Ill pun ish in some stated way the very next one that does that and then have some nice child Avhose depoitment was ahA ays good do the forbidden thing from no malice but from some inno cent motive that did not occur to your mind when you made your threat If you haA e had this experience you Avish you had not been so hasty HaAe you not Avished heartll that you could in some way avoid giving the punish ment and yet found no aaiv out of it The Extra Minute Many of you Avill say I never have an extra minute 1 am ahvays so bus3 Rut Is there not occasionally a smooth recitation when the lesson being an easy one or one readily understood requires a minute or so less than the allotted time How do you use those odd minutes Of course you can find many ways My plan is to give that time to those who are a little behindhand the dull ones of the class The Last Resort Do not use your last resort often It wears it out and then it is worthless Re careful of it The punishment Avhich you have held up as the final thing must not be often used for you have nothing be yond it Exchange On Geojrraphy Teachers make a serious mistake when they despise local geography and refrain from teaching their pupils about their own State and country Never mind aliout the pampas of South America when you have time to teacn about the prairies of our Western States It is worth infinitely more to a boy to knoAV as much about his oavu State as about Spain or Xcav outli Wales May your pupils see something in this Avorld on which they live besides moun tains rivers lakes and seas Dont despise picturesqueness because you cant have an examination on tlie es thetic portions of your teaching Spread the Avorld before your pupils as a beau tiful panorama full of color motion life Dont haA e it all rocks and run ning streams and blasting heat or blighting cold Exchange Patience Who needs a larger stock of patience than the teacher Does our stock nev er fail Well yes sometimes Then Ave must lay in a neAV supply It is hard to keep ahvays the impatience from the voice and manner Rut we all realize AAhat a bad effect impatience shoAvn by the teacher has on the school Let us strive more earnestly to be pa tient Every day avo must work for it Your children copy you in many ways Do not let them have a chance to copy an impatient manner American Teacher The Difficulties of Our Lansjuajre An intelligent foreigner is said to have expressed himself after the fashion on the absurdities of the English language When I discover ed that if I A as quick I Avas fast if I stood firm I was fast if I spent too freely I AA as fast and that not to eat Avas to fast I Avas discouraged but when I came across the sentence The first one Avon one dollar prize I aos tempted to give up English and learn some other language cniile Him Down Who Why that boy avIio loses his temper so quickly and gets mad if you renrore him for the slightest thing Drive away his scowl Just smile at him He cannot stand it long These quick tempered people get over it quick ly Try smiling instead of scoldiag and see how it works Administer the re- roof that is needed but if he Is iifc clined to get mad and stay mad a smile may avert a storm A happy I good natured child cannot long remain cross He will smile back soon In spite of himself and then you will both i feel the better for there not having been any outbreak American Teacher i Kdncationnl Intelligence The Sheffield scientific school of Yale I t on- rnr t V 411 university receives ovvj u uuu m of Mrs Sarah You Nostrand Science The Alcalde Mrs Tosiah M Fiske has given 14u 000 to Barnard College The money is to be used in building a west wing to be known as Fiske Hall The department of natural history of Vassar College will receive about 25 000 through the settlement of tbe will of the late Jacob P Giraud The Illinois Legislature has passed a compulsory education law providing that every child between the ages of 7 and 14 shall attend school sixteen weeks each year About 25000 have been contributed toward a student home in Berlin About forty students of theology are furnish ed with lodging and board for a period of three years free of charge The law school at Yale will inaugur ate a uew custom this spring in having a doctors oration at commencement Each year the orator will be chosen from tlie graduate or fourth year efcs Chicago has a total public school en rollment of 213G70 Avith an average attendance of 17S901 The number of high school pupils is 7781 grammar 56233 primary 125355 There are 4475 teachers Ex Governor Kobie of Maine AAho at tlie time of the erection of the Gor ham normal school building generously donated 2000 for that purpose has noAV given 2000 additional toward the erection of the neAV normal school dor mi tory The Massachusetts House has reject ed the bill providing for the school teachers retirement fund in Boston on the grotmd that it is lurjust to tax the many for tlie benefit of a few compel ling many teachers to joiu an insurance company in which they really haA e no interest Minnesota teachers object to being taxed one per cent for the creation of a pension fund for the retirement of men teachers after tAventy five years and AAomen teachers after twenty years of serA iee It is thought proba ble that the bill before the Legislature Avill not become a law There is truth in the remark of Prof Bailey of the Luiversity of California who in a recent address said that it Aas not so much the studies AVhich children pursued as the individuality of the teacher which makes tlie last ing impression The teacher should try to educate by bringing out right in stincts and developing the natural of those under his charge In the public schools of Boston 1500 scholars are daily provided with hot lunches The food is prepared at a cen tral kitchen whence it is distributed by expresses to the wirious scliools This system is found to be entirely sat isfactory The variety of food is quite large and the prices Aery moderate For 5 cents a choice of dishes is offered while for 10 cents the sum of all local epicureanism may lie reached A cooking school has been a part of the regular school system of Spring field Mass for three years There are noAV sixteen day classes in the school besides six evening classes and one for married women held Saturday af ternoon Pupils are taught tlie charac ter of various foods Iioav to prepare and serve them as Avell as canning and preserving The girls when at Avork are dressed in Avhite aprons white sleeves and little Avhite caps It Was All Caused by a Fly A bookekeeper employed in a Avhole sale house has been spending sleepless nights for three Aveeks in fruitless ef forts to make his books balance There Avas an apparent shortage of 000 that could not be accounted for He added up columns and struck balances until he Avas almost insane He finally work ed himself into that frame of mind that usually lauds a man in Canada the in sane asylum or a suicides grave when the manager of the house inAited his confidence Then they Avent over the books together but the 900 shortage AA as still there The head of the house Avas called in and the Avork of overhauling accounts commenced again They had not gone far till they came to an entry of 1900 Why that should be 1000 de clared the employer IIoav did it hap pen to be entered S1900 A careful examination showed that a fly had been smashed ljetween the pages of the cash book and one leg5 made a tail of the first cipher of tb 1000 entry converting it into 9 AFomo Beauty Scientific research which has attack ed so many habits and customs has1 noAV made fatal onslaught on our friendly pollow To the soft luxury of a down pillow on Avhich Ave rest our weary heads at night is attributed the premature Avrinkles and lines that may be seen on quite youthful faces It is said to be responsible for ill shaped faces and the accumulation of fieslx round the mouth and nose which is so powerful a foe to physical comeliness By thermo electric methods Messrs nolman Lawrence and Barr recently fixed the melting points of the follow ing metals Copper melts at 1095 de grees Cent silver melts at 970 degrees Cent platinum melts at 1759 degrees Cent and aluminum melts at 6G0 de grees Cent