the jfahnUtte etnocmt successor tp CHERRY COUOTY INDEPENDENT IIOBERT 13 GOOD - Editok Pkop VALENTINE NEBRASKA The Cedar Rapids Gazette says fMobs make fewer mistakes than the jfcourte But their mistakes are not so -easily corrected A New York theater announces the forthcoming production of Die Wilde Uagd If it is anything like its name rounds the authorities ought to inter fere But after all Chicago can hardly criti cise Nevadas physical culture perform ance on the 6Core of brutality so long a bicycle races against time are toler ated The Salvation Army in Chicago is iworking on the idea that converts can be best made on full stomachs It is eeding the poor as well as preaching nd praying for them Claus Spreckels is building a 6000 00 palace in San Francisco It will contain six bathrooms which alone will cost 50000 There is no telling how much he will expend for soap but it fvlll doubtless be beyond the dreams of avarice The old lady of 72 years who has just iaied in New York from dancing all night with too much vigor had no idea of a fate that would serve to warn -other aged persons of social excesses Giddy people of more than three score and ten should pause ere it is too lote An old sea captain of Long Island has proposed the unique scheme of equip ping mortar batteries at life saving stations from which to throw bombs filled with petroleum to calm the iwaters raging about a wreck Through the resulting smooth water and surf the rescue work would be comparative ly easy The popular will expressed in the de plorable form of riots seems to be mai ling headway against the toll gate sys rftem in Kentucky Bourbon County has expended about 5000 on roadmaking machinery and last week nearly 100 miles of roads were thrown open to free travel The county will acquire fhe remaining 200 miles in a few Tweeks No metal is increasing in importance more rapidly throughout the world than -copper Half of the copper mined Is produced In this country the total output of the United States last year reaching 47722500 pounds a little inore than half of which was exported Our copper yield is now 40 per cent larger than that of the world in 1881 The increased demand for the metal is due to electrical appliances Lewiston 3Ie Journal So long as gentlemen who would neither1 lie nor steal nor boycott nor tyrannize as in dividuals will consent to put their mon ey into enterprises managed so as to adopt methods of business which char acterized Tack Cade and the pirates of 13ie Spanish main and Avkich yet char acterize the highwaymans art these esteemed gentlemen must not be amazed if people continue to identify trusts with robbery and the manipu Jators thereof with enemies of financial order and industrial fair play In some of the Eastern and far West ern ates the practice still obtains at rthe adjournment of legislatures to di Tide among the newspaper men who liave reported the sessions a certain amount of money from the public funds This sum often reaches several hundred dollars and in some cases it lias been known to amount into the thousands No more barefaced rob Vbery of the people than this is can be Imagined and it amounts to no more dor less than an open bribe to reporters jto suppress the evildoings of the legi slators No self respecting newspaper jinan woifd accept money under those circumstances Frances foreign legion is the last refuge for adventurers of all nations In one company there were serving re cently a Roumanian prince who was Buspeeteg of having murdered his brother a German count who had been a lieutenant of the guards and on the Emperors staff an Italian lieutenant colonel of cavalry dismissed for cheat ing at cards a Russian nihilist escaped from Siberia a former captain in the English Rifle Brigade and an ex canon of Notre Dame suspended for immorality- The legion is always used for dan gerous service in which the government does not wish to employ regular troops as the men have no care for their lives An Italian physician who has - ed years of study to the diseases that in tropical countries is of the fcat eirerv nn of tiiom nnmi M4U ptU IS is of parasitic rds the result of that with the kand hygiene im why white ina an long Iwhere the rasons of rising bed is tere poisonous fluid beneath the skin This operation he repeats three times In twelve hours and then releases- the animal green eyed with dilated pu pls frothing at the mouth and raving mad It lives from thirty to forty hours after being liberated but like a dog with hydrophobia it bites every thing It meets and every other wolf bitten becomes Inoculated and in this way the poison spreads and death fol lows at a rapid rate The Big Horn Basin papers have published reports brought in from the range of the death rate among the coyotes being enor mous from a new disease never before heard of and the inventor claims it is his mad death wiping out the tribe The educational drift of English schools Is thus described by a British journal and there are some schools in the United States whose courses of study are not greatly different We teach the children Banish Trigonometry and Spanish Fill their heads with old time notions And the secrets of the oceans And the cuneiform inscriptions From the land of the Egyptians Learn the date of every battle Know the habits of the cattle Know the date of every crowning Read the poetry of Browning Make them show a preference For each musty branch of science Tell the acreage of Sweden And the serpents wiles in Eden And the other things we teach em Make a mountain so immense That weve not a moment left To teach them common sense Efforts are made from time to time to take from the gutter some especially degenerate member of the human fam ily and imbue him with principles of right living The results of such ex periments are always instructive al though it Is difficult to determine just what is the lesson taught in the experi ence of the gentle music teacher who sought to practice a kindness theory on one of Clevelands most wayward embryo citizens The teacher believed that there was not a human being who could fail to be susceptible to the inliu ences of kindness and she determined to give the particular subject on whom she was to operate at least one kind word each day She also proposed to teach him music It is possible the dose of kind words was not sufficiently large to fill such a void or it may be that the music she taught was not of the savage-breast-soothing variety but what ever the cause the novitiate in the school of morality has issued this proc lamation Theres no dough in this life Im looking for dollars Ive gone to work soliciting trade for a gent I get 3 per and 10 per cent commish and that suits me better than learning how to be a dude The experiment will now be shifted to a more amenable member of society What is probably the smallest com plete illuminating plant ever construct ed has just been built by A Graner an electrical engineer of Philadelphia He has devdsed and constructed a small light for vehicles which throws a beam penetrating the darkest gloom and clearly revealing all objects at a dis tance of 100 feet ahead The point of light projected by this tiny lamp can be clearly discerned as it moves across a surface more than 200 feet away The device is nothing less than a miniature searchlight The light is supplied by the smallest storage battery that has ever been utilized for lighting Hereto fore it has been necessary to resort to large batteries weighing from GO to 100 pounds for this purpose but the inven tor has managed to make a fifteen pound battery supply a light for eight hours without any perceptible dimin ution in its power This battery can be recharged by a few bluestone jars if a central station is inconvenient but it can be more quickly done at one of these generating plants and at a cost which makes the electric light quite as cheap as an inferior oil lamp Another noteworthy feature of the lamp says the Record is an ingenious method of establishing the connection between the lamp and the battery without tflie necessity of making the wire connec tions The battery once fixed in its place under the seat remains there un til its power is spent The lamp how ever for the purpose of protection froin thieves or accident may be taken off and put on at pleasure As the lamp is put into its place the current is made through the brackets which support it If desired the lamp can be fixed on the tongue of the carriage instead of the dashboard The Irishmans Reply At a well known mill not a hundred miles from Coatbridge a Scotchman and an Irishman were employed carry ing bags of flour Each had to carry three dozen bags and then get a short spell to rest The Scotchman work ing harder than the Irishman got through with his three dozen first which came in six bags at a time and of course had a rest While sitting the Irishman came along and exclaim ed You havent carried three doz en yet Ay says the Scotchman sax times sax sacks is thirty sax sacks Be the powers says Pat you might as well say bags times bags thlrty ahe bacs Marriage and Murder A rather curious happening develop ed in a Justice Court at Brunswick Ga a few days ago The court was En gaged in taking evidence of a most TARIFF BILL PASSED THE DINGLEY MEASURE GOES THROUGH THE HOUSE Receives 205 Votes Out of 348 Re publicans Present a Solid Front Amendment Adopted to Affect All Future Imports Lively Scenes Vote Is 205 Ajrainst 122 Washington special Amid great enthu siasm on the floor and in the galleries the House of Representatives Wednesday passed the Dingley tariff bill and the duties imposed by the bill are now in force and the Wilson law is a thing of the past if the last amendment attached to the bill before its passage in the House fixing April 1 as the day on which its provisions should go into effect shall be held to be legal by the courts The Re publicans presented an unbroken front to the opposition All the rumors that dis satisfaction with particular schedules of the bill might lead some of them to break over the party traces proved unfounded On the other hand five Democrats braved the party whip and gave the bill the ap proval of their votes These five Democrats are interested particularly in the sugar schedule Three came from Louisiana and two from Texas One Populist Mr Howard of Alabama voted for the bill Twenty one other members of what is denominated the opposition consisting of Populists fusionists and silverites de clined to record themselves either for or against the measure The Grosvenor amendment which provided that the pro visions in the bill be immediately enforced was passed by a strict party vote The vote on the final passage of the bill stood yeas 203 nays 122 present and not voting 21 giving the bill a majority of 83 Speaker Reed added to the climax of this ten days struggle in the House by directing the clerk to call his name at the end of the roll call recording his vote for the bill As the hour for voting arrived the ex citement increased Mr McMillin of Tennessee was recognized for five min utes to close the debate for his side He briefly reviewed the extraordinary methods by which the bill was being brought to a vote He charged that amendments- were cut off because the leaders of the majority feared that they might be crushed by their own cohorts I defy you now he said to give us an opportunity to amend the sugar sched ule which was framed to protect the big gest trust in the country And to day you crowned the infamy of the bill by making it retroactive Mr McMillin concluded by having read at the clerks desk the words of Speaker Reed then in the opposition on the occasion of the passage of the Wilson law With those words said he I let the bill go forth to the just execration of a robbed and out raged people Mr Dingley then took the floor and closed the debate in a ten minute speech He spoke of the extraordinary circum stances which produced the exigency which Congress had been called in extra session to meet The Ways and Means Committee had labored faithfully for months to adjust duties to present condi tions There might be some little dis satisfaction with rates He assured his colleagues and the country that he felt confident the bill would accomplish the purpose for which it was framed The debate being at an end the commit tee rose and the bill with pending amend ments was reported to the House by Mr Sherman the chairman of the committee of the whole The roll call on the pass age of the bill was then taken and was followed with intense interest and the Republicans applauded vigorously when the Speaker announced the result The galleries joined in the demonstration TAKE OUT A MILLION How the Bucket Sliops of Chicago Work the Country John Hill Jr chairman of the com mittee on gambling of the Chicago Civic Federation has been at Eldora Iowa before the Hardin County grand jury It is claimed he secured some valuable in formation affecting the bucket shops al leged to be running in that part of the State It is claimed it has been proved to the satisfaction of the grand jury that a cer tain produce and stock exchange of Chi cago is doing a bucket shopbusiness It is claimed there that the institution act ing for the Chicago concern took 3S000 out of Hardin County in one week last January and has secured from the peo ple of Iowa over 1000000 during the last four months Mr Hill has the names of many losers as well as evidence in the cases He claims that agents of the bucket shops are traveling over Iowa systematically organ izing the business and that the main evidence is to the effect that two former employes prove that the business is only carried on the books of the company and not in the open market In an interview at Eldora Mr Hill said few people had any adequate idea of the extent to which the State of Iowa is being drained to enrich the bucket shop proprie tors of Chicago and that his mission now is to secure evidence throughout the coun try districts that would convict those men and drive them out of the business which he asserts has no connection whatever with legitimate market quotations or spec ulation in actual transactions on the Board of Trade but is a system of gam bling in which the operator has every ad vantage no matter how prices may fluctu ate and the patron is inevitably a loser if he stays in after the initiatory stage of the game The Chicago house has leased wires from the Western Union Telegraph Com pany running through Illinois Indiana Ohio and Iowa It establishes agencies in small towns v here no other bucket shop or legitimate hojse is represented its ob ject being apparently to avoid compari sons of prfces with the quotations of other hduses A man giving his name as Arthur John son attempted to murder ami h Tnim bloody and revolting type in a mUrdeKL3haPman in MHan Mo Johnson -is one case when the proceedings were to- iof a San of highwaymen -who mnwlprpd terrupted by two negro lovers who brakeman conductor and nearly killed asked to be married The murder case a doctor in R Wing Minn for wich investigation was suspended and tho te7 are t0 be hanged March 28 It is knlinrA T t Lknot was tied It was a stranire cling of sadness and joy - fche average woman will forgive jaad any crime ou earth so long as iag every assurance that he will Lk si w -- 14- ii XAUiUUi - - r t cr t ueGtu weie uiac lonnson na from the authorities is eschped The Kentucky House has passed thi bill providing punishment for egg throwing and other interruptions nt nhi JXntI lags Sixsilver Democrats were the oW -e uguinsi me Dili SENATE AND HOUSE WORK OF OUR NATIONAL LAW- MAKERS A Weeks Proceedings in the Halls of Congress Important Measures Dis enssed and Acted Upon An Impar tial Resume of the Business The National Solons The House Monday without a quorum continued debate of the tariff bill but made little progress The Senate reso lution appropriating 250000 for imme diate use on the Mississippi amended so as to carry 140000 for clerk hire for members to July 1 20000 for miscel laneous expenses of the House and 1 000000 customs deficiencies was adopt ed and at 525 the House adjourned In the Senate a bill was reported favorably to prevent kinetoscope exhibitions of prize fights Mr Caffery of Louisiana se cured favorable consideration of a joint resolution on makinc immediatelv Avail able 250000 for the improvement of the Mississippi River from the head of the passes to the mouth of the Ohio River The appropriation is to be deducted from the 2500000 given to the Mississippi River by the last river and harbor appro priation bill The bill was passed con firming the compromise made between the officers of the government and the au thorities of Arkansas relating to mutual claims At 1250 p m the Senate went into executive session on the arbitration treaty Tuesday was the last day for debate of the tariff bill in the House and no other business was done A number of amend ments were adopted but not one third of the whole bill had been considered when debate closed In the Senate Senator Allen of Nebraska made a long speech in the constitutionality of tariff taxes beyond those requisite for revenue The House amendments to the Senate joint resolution appropriating 250000 for the snving of life and property along the Mis sissippi River were agreed to Among the petitions was one from the Board of Sheep Commissioners of Montana urging the most ample protection on wool in accordance with the platform promises and asserting that the policy of protection would not long prevail without this ade quate protection to the wool growing in terest The House Wednesday adopted the Grosvenor amendment to the Dingley tariff bill and then by a vote of 205 to 122 passed the bill itself The amend ment gives the bill immediate effect thus making the measure retroactive upon im ports already here but yet in bond The President sent to the Senate the follow ing among other nominations of post masters John A Childs Evanston 111 Joseph C Weir Rantoul 111 William T Pritchard Franklin Ind John W Beard Converse Ind Henry L Chesley Suth erland Iowa James W Peekinpaugh Olivia Minn P P Corrick Cozad Neb Clifford B McCoy Coshocton Ohio E A Deardorff New Philadelphia Ohio William F Bishop Peshtigo Wis In the Senate Thursday four Cuban resolutions were presented The most important by Mr Morgan declares that a state of war exists and announces the policy of this country to accord both par ties to the conflict full recognition as belligerents This will be acted upon at a future day Two others of the resolutions call for information both were adopted The third proposed a protest to the trial by drumhead court martial of Gen Ri viera The tariff bill passed by the House was referred to the Finance Committee A joint resolution directing the use of a war vessel to transport relief to Indias famine districts was agreed to and the Senate adjourned to Monday No busi ness was done by the House Most of the members of the House have gone to their homes and some of them do not expect to return until the Senate has passed the tariff bill At present Speaker Reed is determined to enforce the pro gram of having the House meet every three days and immediately adjourn with out attempting to transact any business It is not certain however that the policy of nonaction can be adhered to Great pressure is being brought to bear upon the Speaker and his lieutenants in the House to prevent consideration of othei business Until the tariff bill is reported the Senate will occupy its time in discuss ing the arbitration treatv Notes of Current Events After a bitter debate and many stormy scenes the Manitoba Legislature ratified the settlement of the Roman Catholic parochial school question Lord Salisbury has left London for Ri viera He is expected to break his journey at Paris for an interview with M Hano taux on the Cretan situation Charles F Houghton principal owner of the Corning Glass Company and re puted to be worth a million dollars shot and killed himself at Geneva N Y The claim of Edward J Ivory the al leged dynamite conspirator for 20000 damages against the English Government for false imprisonment has been forward ed to Secretary of State Sherman Joseph Blauther the murderer of Mrs Langfeldt in California committed sui cide while in jail at Meridian Miss by taking poison Officers were expected the same day to take him back to California Articles of incorporation were granted in New Jersey to the Composite Typebar Company with an authorized capital of 10000000 The company is to manufac ture machinery and objects used in the art of printing During o gale in Oregon a large sus pension bridge across the Willamette riv er at Oregon City was wrenched from its piers fully eighteen inches The bridge was afterwards moved back into position by means of hydraulic jacks The grand national steeplechase at Liv erpool was won by Manifesto Filbert was second and Ford of Fyne was third The grand national steeplechase is of 2000 sovereigns the second horse to re ceive 300 sovereigns and the third 200 sovereigns from the stakes In response to notices from American importers several of the Toronto houses are rushing to the United States all the wool they have for jthe American trade This is done in anticipation of the pro posed duty of 12 centsa pound x The strike on the Erie canal at Pen dleton N Y assumed a serious aspect when the stone masons were attacked by sixty Italians because they refused to quit work Sheriff Kinney ordered the Italians to return to their cabins They refused and were reinforced by Poles whereupon the sheriff and his posse fired a volley at them 4fe4A ov a If there is a blowhole anywhere in that Supreme Court decision the railway attor neys can be depended upon to find it Kansas City Journal If the arbitation treaty ever emerges from the American Senate it bids fair to look more like a product of war than of peace Montreal Star There are some Congressmen who do not seem so large when they reach Wash ington as they do before they leave home Baltimore American The Crown Prince of Corea has got himself kidnaped It is to be hoped this is no indication that he intends to go on the stage New York Press It is said that the people of the United States smoke 115000 tons of tobacco ev ery year Nobody has attempted to weigh the cigarettes Cleveland Leader Too many bills are introduced into legis lative bodies but there is always the con soling reflection that most of the bills in troduced will never be passed Chicago Record Canton doesnt exhibit good business judgment in offering 5000 bonus for a boiler factory It could get a season of Wagnerian opera for less Chicago Times Herald Now the bacillus which causes baldness has been located by a French savant Dr Sabourand and vaccination for loss of hair may be next in order Springfield Republican If reciprocity is good for anything it ought to be able to score a hit by giving Jamaica bromo seltzer and watermelons in return for rum and ginger Chicago Times Herald The story of Senator Quay and the Florida panther ought to warn all such animals of the danger attending transac tions with Pennsylvania politicians New York Journal When President Krueger of the South African republic doesnt like an editorial in his morning paper he suppresses the journals publication There are officials in the United States who must envy Krueger his power Scranton Tribune In the Glad Sprinc Time How the wheelmen responded to the suns invitation Cleveland Plain Dealer The first baseball game of the season seems to have got in ahead of the pio neer robin Boston Herald Windy March has finished its task of blowing up the earths pneumatic tires for the bicycling season Chicago Record Fishing is very good in Florida plenty of fish in the river blackberries are getting ripe and nobody need starve Florida Times Union Great weather this But the skies are not half as blue as the poets who cant find a market for their spring songs At lanta Constitution Will somebody please organize a society for the prevention of spring poets Or else persuade the Humane Society to in clude this branch within its scope Chi cago Journal No matter what the almanac says the small boy will not admit that spring has arrived until he can carry home in a tin can a live snake of the vintage of 1897 Cincinnati Tribune Spring is evidently on the way The temperature mounted to 80 degrees in Kansas one day last week and was at 82 degrees in several parts of Texas The warm wave is said to be strolling east ward Boston Globe Foreien Affairs King George must be holding a lemon In front of the performers of that Euro pean concert Cincinnati Tribune On sentimental grounds the Cretan seems to deserve about as much sympathy and respect as any other semi savage New York Advertiser England would enjoy a larger measure of confidence if her impact on Greece didnt come simultaneously with her im pact with us Chicago Dispatch Another attempt to federate Australasia is being made Unless the old jealousies and differences have disappeared the at tempt is doomed to failure Buffalo Ex press The new treaty of alliance between the Transvaal Republic and the Orange Free State shows that Oom Paul is still keep ing his weather eye open Providence Journal Emperor William says his grandfather was modest and unpretentious But then probably Wavlike Willie thinks he is modest and unpretentious himself New York Press Salisbury is suffering from an attack of the influenza but if he doesnt have an attack of Russia and Germany one of these days he will be getting off lucky Cincinnati Tribune When a British Premier goes to Paris to confer with the French Minister of For eign Affairs it is indicative of a desire to get their instruments in tune and up to concert pitch Indianapolis Journal Office and Office Seekers The office seekers motto The man who stands back is lost St Louis Star The first Indianian to refuse an office has come to the front It is thought he wanted a better one St Louis Chron icle Maj McKinley is confronted by the old problem of how to put a million pegs more or less into a few thousand holes Chicago Dispatch There never were and there never will be enough offices to go around until every citizen has an option on a public place Indianapolis Journal One of the Chicago applicants for office has his indorsements bound in sealskin Yet it is not believed he will land on vel vet Washington Post The offices are being filled gradually and what Ij more important they are most of them going to men of high char acter and of excellent ability Boston Journal Some politicians do not seem to care who makes the songs of their country or its laws either so long as ther get their share in the disbursement of the patron age Chicago Record It would be interesting to note how many office seekers would suddenly be called home from Washington if we should get into dSBculty with any for eign nation Commercial Advertiser j AMERICAN JOCKEYB Thay Forced English Homcm Adopt Their System uXto When American jockeys first invaded England both they antl their methods were the laughing stock of tht oUl world The idea of tbe saddle being placed right on the horses withers with the stirrups so short that the jockeys knees were almost up to his chin seemed to the Englishmen such a departure front the general conception of the way a jockey should ride that it was simply ridiculous Another system which the majority of Englishmen have not evea yet got used to is the American idea of getting away lirst and winning the races in the first stages rather tlian to- gallop for three quarters of the dis tance and sprint the balance Two hundred years of sticking to oltt methods has not made it easy for the Englishmen to accept new Ideas but the success made by Jockey Reiff abroad on Duke Wisbards horses has forced even the most egotistical of Che Englishmen to admit that there Is something good In the new styles and methods despite the fact that they are radical departures from old and accepted ideas This Is made manifest when such a decidedly and radically English sporting paper as the London Sportsman publishes the following The repeated success of Mr Wish ards stable formed quite a feature of the Newmarket first meetingjfand tihose who have been most set against Reiffe style of riding and I freely ad mit to having been one of them were compelled to admit that there was something in his methods I think few of us would ever become reconciled to seeing the saddle placed on a horse3 withers and it does not seem possible that a in that position and rid ing so short that his knees are nearly in his mouth can have much control over his mount On the other hand iteiff very speed ily demonstrated tflaat no one could teach him anything in the art of get ting a way and one or two of our lead ing professionals would do well to take a leaf out of his book and try to win an occasional race in the early part of it instead of depending entirely up on that one run at the finish which so f reqnently just fails in its object and lands them in second or third place It is well within the possibilities that next season may see some of the chief English stables departing from old tra ditions and embracing the advanceJ ideas transplanted from America 3Iother Live in Snakes Even the cold blooded and clumsy snake evinces maiternal affection and I am fortunately able to produce evi dence corroborative of this statement that is fresh In my memory On March 20 while seated on my front porchr says a writer an the Home Magazine I noticed one of my dogs a yearling puppy acting in a peculiar way on my lawn He was circling around a small circumscribed spot every now antHi thrusting his nose toward the ground and then quickly jumping back On approaching the animal I discov ered that the object of his playful as saults was a bunch or ball of snakes a three or four year old mother and her last years brood of young The day was very warm the sun shining clear and bright and these creatures had emerged from their den or nest in the ground a foot or so away from the spot where they were lying and were sun ning themselves When they observed me they made an attempt to regain their nest I killed two of them however before they could enter I had read somewhere that if a snakes young were taken and their bodies dragged along the ground the mother snake would follow the trail and if she found them alive would conduct them back to the nest I took the two which I had killed and after dragging them along the turf de posited them on the pavement some fifty feet from the den I then resume my seat on the porch and awaited developments In a short rime the morher snake emerged from the nest and after crawling about for a second or two struck the trail and at once followed it to the pavement and her dead young Fortunately I had a witness in the person of my iceman who was deliver ing ice at the time and who was dum founded at beholding such high intelli gence in a creature so low in the scale of animal life I killed the old snake for theso snakes garden moccasins become harmful after the third year eating young birds etc and ten of her progeny leaving two pairs to carry on and perpetuate the race Great Good Fortune Good luck is of all kinds some of it queer The San Francisco Post for in stance tells how a laboring man ir that city found himself fortunate in s way most unexpected When the noon whistles blew the oth er day he sat down on a box in rht shade thrust his hand into his overcoat pocket looked surprised and then re marked Ive lost my lunch He pondered over his predicament moment and then adtiuc Well Ive got something to drinlc anyway And he pulled a bottle of coffee out of his other pocket He slowly drained the bottle threw it aside and sat lost in thought for a mo ment Suddenly he sprang up slapped his thigh and exclaimed Its a good job I lost my lunch Why so inquired another work man Why I left my teeth at home Xo man wants to be a woman longei that it would take to show his wife that he can improve on her methods It is hard to do hnsines said a business man and c ompetp with mej who do not pay tlir ills i