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interested me mightily Grimshaw settled himself back In the bungalow chair and began You know of course he said that I was in Khartoum with Gordon I did not regularly belong to the Gener als forces but I had volunteered as one of his aides-de-camp Well we were shut up in that death trap City of Khartoum surrounded on every side by the forces of the Mahdi myriads of fanatical Soudanese Arabs following that high priest of bloodshed We En glish were but a mere handful of men the auxiliary forces were wretchedly small Our only hope was aid from Egypt and as the whole world knows that never came Poor Gordon was al lowed to fall a victim to the Mahdis sword and most of the garrison were slain With the exception of Slatin Bey who became a Mussulman I think I was the only European wTho got out of the doomed city with his life That I did so was due to Ibrahim Here the Arab boy hearing his name mentioned looked up and smiled showing a row of teeth exceptionally even and white A few days after we entered Khar toum continued Grimshaw I was patroling tho town under Gen Gordons order when we came across a great rabble of boys hallooing and shouting at a deafeniag rate I sent an Egyp tian soldier to discover the cause and he reported that the young it is so that Private Atkins of her Majestys troops denominates the Sou danese were having fun with one of their number I was then as now in tensely interested in native manners and customs Halting my men I en tered the boisterous cordon of boys to determine the reason of their tumult The little rascals were teasing one of their number Teasing indeed in this case is too mild a word They were beating and stoning the lad who lay bruised and half blinded in the gut ter Hs turban was off and his al ready scant clothing had been torn to shreds I sprang into the middle of the mob and demanded the cause of such brutal treatment At first they affect ed not to understand my Arabic and went on beating their victim but when I had soundly cuffed one or two and summoned my interpreter to my aid T succeeded in making them answer He is the renegades son said a ringleader Hassan the renegades son Stone him in the name of the prophet Then I understood The poor boys father had taken service with Gordon leaving his offspring to suffer all the cruelties which the Khartoum chil dren egged on by their elders were sure to inflict upon him I lost no time in calling up a few men and sending that pack of youthful fanatics to the light about They went away vowing dire vengeance on the renegades brat and I raised my protege from the dust He had fainted from pain and loss of blood but one of our surgeons soon brought him to When he opened his eyes and saw me he smiled like a little coffee colored angel and wanted there and then to give me his best salaam Of course I made him lie down again but he blurted out his gratitude for preservation so vigorously that he came near fainting again Next day his father Hassan one of Gordons servants came to see him The two had a long talk nd finally Hassan announced that for his sons sake he had decided to leave the Gen eral and go back to his cobblers stall in the bazaar Ibrahim for the lad whom I had helped to rescue was the same one now sitting before you soon recovered thanks to his native tough constitution He left my hut absolutely refusing to touch any of the money which I offered him Trotector of the poor he said in his quaint grandiloquent Eastern way you have saved your servants life Did not the mouse once repay the lion that had been his benefactor Lo I am the mouse effendi and you are the lion Perhaps some day I may re pay you Salaam friend Then he backed out of my hut and I saw him not for many days II One evening while hurrying through the bazaar on my way to Gen Gordons quarters a boy sprang out of a cob blers stall and handed me a tiny bun dleslipping away into the darkness before I had time to do more than rec ognize him as Ibrahim son of Hassan I carried the bundle to the General and together we undid its fastenings Have you ever deciphered an Oriental object letter I mean a letter which Is not written upon paper but of which the sense is conveyed by objects flow ps and the like The bundle handed me by Ibrahim was just such a commu nication It contained a queer collec tion of articles They were A piece of broken knife blade a scrap of green cJoth two Mowers marigolds I think with only the heads remaining a brick from the walls and lastly an iron af fair which I at once recognized as the point of one of those sticks with which camels are urged onward Gen Gordon lost no time in unrav eling the mystery of this missive The green cloth he said means the Mahdi because his sacred flag is green The knife blade stands for a sword and tne decapitated flower means that our heads are going to be cut off The brick I take it hints of treachery in side the walls The camel spike ad vises you to fly from Khartoum imme diately Where did you get this When I told him the source of my information he was inclined to pooh pooh Ibrahims letter It is a boys fear and fancy he said We shall be re lieved in a few weeks But the Mahdis men formed an impenetrable circle around the town a circle that grew narrower and nar rower Day after day we scanned the desert horizon for some sign of the ex pected relief but without avail Day after tay the impression grew stronger upon each and all of us that we were doomed During an early morning walk Ibra him accosted me as suddenly as he had done before Fly effendi he whisper ed The city is betrayed My father and other Mussulmans have decided to let the Mahdi within the gates Dis guise yourself and fly before it is too late I shook my head for duty kept me in Khartoum and Ibrahim retreated with tears in those big honest eyes of his III The very next night his warning was fulfilled It would be idle my friend to tell you over again all the horrors of the capture or rather be trayal of Khartoum The Mahdis sol diers were like fiends incarnate Spent with fatigue and slender fare we could not stand before them Gordon poor fellow was slain and a remnant of us was driven fighting for life from hut to hut across the city Finally with empty revolver and broken sword I found myself in the stairway of a rude minaret waiting for the death which I felt would be inevitable It is all very well to meet death boldly on the field of battle with comrades and friends around one but to sit down in a dark stairway and count the minutes until its coming might make the bravest man in the world feel uncomfortable All around I heard the hideous sounds of slaughter and watched through a tiny loop hole in the wall the red flames shooting across the sky for it was mid night and a starless midnight to boot A sick feeling stole over me To re main cooped up thus seemed intolera ble I had just resolved to rush into the thick of the Soudanese and sell my life as dearly as possible when a foot fall on the stairs below arrested me It was the sound of a naked foot and as I peered every sense on the alert into the half light by the minaret doorway I vaguely distinguished a dark form and two shining eyes Was it one of the Mahdis in search of hu man prey I gripped my broken sword tighter and prepared for action Effendi whispered a voice is it you protector of the poor The voiee was that ol Ibrahim son of Hassan My heart gav a leap for gladness and I answered him that it was indeed myself It is good he exclaimed My lord I have come to save you Hasten down and don these garments which I have brought you They belong to the old blind priest who lodged with my father He died last night but nobody knows of it yet You can pass as the old priest and escape Make haste sa hib make haste I saw the chance and seized it Be fore you could have repeated the pro verbial Jack Robinson many tfmes I had pulled those baggy Mohammedan clothes over my soiled and bloodstained uniform A turban took the place of my khaki helmet and around my face I draped the white hood which the Soudanese Arabs wear Then before I could protest Ibrahim coolly seized a handful of mud and liberally daubed my face The sahib is too white he explain ed The old blind priest was always black and dirty so kick off your boots sahib and let me daub your feet Off went my boots and in a minute or two my legs from the knee down were as brown and as dirty as they well mrght be You are all right now effendi said Ibrahim let us make for the Cairo gate With all my heart I thanked the boy but he would listen to no thanks You saved my life Ill save yours he said Remember effendi the mouse and the lion Let us hasten to the gate But you are not coming gan when my protest wasT interrupted by a trpop of black Mahdists surging into the little bystreet where we stood Never shall I forget the sight they pre sented in the false light of the burning city with their huge piles of hair their ferocious faces and their spears and scimeters a drip with blood I had given myself over for lost when Ibra him gripping my hand led me onward J calling in sing song tones Room for the blind priest Room for Amed son of Ali the soothsayer The light of Allah is upon the blind priest Taking the hint 1 plucked up cour age enough to shout the war cry of the Mahdi Tne fuzzj wuzzies entirely deceived joined in my cry Bide your time holy father said one of them well give you plenty of Christian heads later on Then they left us whooping like demons down the street but Ibrahim plucked at my sleeve and mechanically I followed him Many tiinoc we met parties of the Mahdists but in the darkness our ruse succeeded beautifullj and we reached Cairo gate in safety Around the gate despite the con fusion a strong guard had been posted In the open space without many scores of camels wrere sprawling A camel for the Mahdis messen ger cried Ibrahim in his shrill voice Ho brothers A camel for tho blind soothsayer Amed son of Ali who bears the Mahdis defiance across the desert A dozen dusky warriors surrounded us and as many awkward camels were prodded to their feet One of these un gainly beasts was made to kneel while Ibrahim made a great show of helping the supposed blind priest to a seat upon his back Just then a tall fuzzy wuzzy clear ly an officer rushed forward Who is this he demanded Where does this man go The orders are that no man shall leave the gates before daybreak My heart sank but fortunately for us the natural superstition of the Arab came to ouraid Have a care cried one of the soldiers It is a blind priest a soothsayer He may curse you The officer stepped back involuntar ily eying me with fear Give us your blessing holy father cried a dozen on lookers Here was a new predicament I could not remember enough Arabic at the moment to give the desired blessing but a whisper from Ibrahim recalled to my mind a simple form of words which eked out by discreet mumbling on my part and the loud responses of the boy suited the Arabs well enough They prostrated themselves the offi cer with the rest amid a great cry of Allah Ackbar Then Ibrahim smote our camel soundly and away we went through the outposts speeding fast from the gory City of Khartoum IV The perils and adventures of the journey were too numerous to be told at one sitting but it was nearly a month after that awful night that our camel limped into Cairo carrying on hs back two emaciated fugitives who had once been an officer of the line and an Arab boy Ibrahim has been all around the world with me since and will probably continue to be my comrade until one of us twain departs this life forever eh Ibrahim old friend The Arab lad smiled and spread out his hands My fate is thine effendi he said you saved my life On that score Ibrahim answered Capt Grimshaw I think we are quits Remember Khartoum Atlanta Con stitution Statues of Corpses The pleasing possibility of transform ing the dear deceased into a marble like statue that may be set in a niche or on a pedestal was suggested to the 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