The Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, June 18, 1896, Image 7

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Chewing and Smoking
The Only ANTI NERVOUS and ANTI DYSPEPTJC
TOBACCO
SAVE YOUR COUPONS or EMPTY
BACS UNTIL COUPONS appear AND CET
IN EXCHANCE FREE THE FOLLOW
ING VALUABLE and USEFUL ARTICLES
VALUABLE PICTURES
a Handsome Water Color Fac similes Land- m
fccapeund Marine tize 14x2S V2 subjects
Fine Pastel Fac similes Landscape and
Figures 6ize20s24 nicbea 12 tubjects 0
i Beautiful Venetian Scenes Works of Art
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Magnificent Water Color Gravures after
0 mouE artists size 22x2S inches -1 subjects
a NO ADVERTISING ON ANY OF THE ABOVE
SvchEzccllcntWorks of Art have never before
been offered Except Through Dealers atvery
high prices They arc suitable decorations for
homepnd to be apjrreaated must be seen
CHOICE BOOKS
Cloth Bound Standard Works over 150 se
lected titles by Eminent Authors
Popular Novels 300 titles byFavoriteAnthors
TOBACCO POUCHES
Rubber self closinp Convenient and useful
PIPES
French Briar Guaranteed Genuine
POCKET KNIVES
Jack Knives and Pen Knives firs t quality
American manufacture Razor Steel liana
forgedjliuely tempered Blades Stagllandle
RAZORS
Highest Grade Steel Hollow Ground
POCKET BOOKS
Finest Quality Leather Ladies and Gents
CYCLOMETERS
1000 Mile Repeatinq For any 6ize Bicycle
EXCELLENT Open Face WATCHES
The Mail Pouch Watches are made by
a leading American Watch Company
and arc guaranteed tcithout qualification
The works contain all inipro ements up
to date They will wear and perform well
for a life time if only ordinarily enred for v
Coupon explain lioiv to secure All Articles
One Coupon in each 5 cent 2 ounce Package
Tuo Coupons m cacJtlO cent 4 ounce Package
Mail Pouch Tobacco is sold by all dealers
Jackce8 nowon sale contuminjrno coupons
will be accepted as coupons 2 or Empty Iag
as one Coupon 4 oz Empty Bag as two Coupons
ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE Wailed on application
giving complete list and description of all articles and
Titles of Books and Pictures aho tells hum to get them
The Bloch Bros Tobacco Co Wheeling W Vs
No coupons exchanged after July 1 1S97
The Greatest Medical Discovery
of the Age
KENNEDYS
MEDICAL DISCOVERY
DONALD KENNEDY OF ROXBURY MASS
Has discovered in one of our conmon
pasture weeds a remedy that cures every
kind of Humor from the worst Scrofula
down to a common Pimple
He has tried it in over eleven hundred
cases and never failed except in two cases
both thunder humor He has now in his
possession over two hundred certificates
of its value all within twenty miles of
Boston Send postal card for book
A benefit is always experienced from
the first bottle and aperfect cure is war
ranted when the right quantity is taken
When the lungs are affected it causes
shooting pains like needles passing
through Ihera the same with the Liver or
Bowels This is caused by the ducts being
stopped and always disappears in a week
after taking it Read the label
If the stomach is foul or bilious it wit
cause squeamish feelings at first
No change of diet ever necessary Eat
the best you can get and enough of it
Dose pne tablespoonfuljn water 2t bed
time Sold by all Druggists
BICYCLISTS SHOULD
CURES
Wounds Bruises
Sunburn Sprains
Lameness Insect Biles5
and ALL PAIN
After hard WORK or
EXERCISING rub with it
to AVOID LAMENESS
REFUSE SUBSTITUTES
Weak Watery Worthless
PONDS EXTRACT OINTMENT
cures PILES s Jo
PONDS EXTRACT CO 76 Fifth Av NewYork
Findings
The best of course you
tell your dressmaker
and rust to her
using- the
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SKIRT BINDING
Why dont you tell her to use it or
better still buy it yourself
If your dealer will not supply you we
will
Samples showing labels and materials mailed free
home Dressmaking a new book by Miss
Emma M Hooper of the Ladies Home Journal
telling how to put on Bias Velveteen Skirt Bidd
ings sent for 25c postage paid
5 K M Co P O Box 699 N Y City
The coohiess is refreshing
the roots and herbs
ating the two together ani
mating You get the right
combination ii HIRES
Rootbeer
Hide only by The Chirlcs T Hire Co PhllaflelpMs
A 25c package taaken S gullons Sold eTerjwhere
WRITING TO ADVERTISERS
WHEN
please say you saw the advertisement
la tbli paper
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SUPPOSE WE SMILE
HUMOROUS PARAGRAPHS FROM
THE COMIC PAPERS
Pleasant Incidents Occurrinc the
World O vcr Sayings that Are Cheer
ful to Old or Yountr Funny Selec
tions that Everybody Will Enjoy
Her Suspicion
Circe said the lecturer as you no
doubt remember turned men into
hogs
I wonder if she did it by starting a
street car line mused the woman
who had hung to a strap all the way
to the hall Cincinnati Enquirer
At First She Was Angry
HM said Mr Wickwire That
dress reminds me of the half witted
girl that waits on me at the restau
rant
Indeed
Yep it is simple but fetching
Indianapolis News
Measurements
He is very gifted said Mrs Gush
ington Why he can sit down and
write poetry by the yard
Yes replied the envious rival the
only difficulty is that the public reads it
by the inch Washington Star
His Superstition
Are you superstitious major
Well I think it unlucky to be run
over by an omnibus
Where Bailey Prefers Them
Congressman Bailey so the dis
patches say had a flush on his face
when Mr Barrett was in the chair
the other day But Mr Bailey will
d8ubtless admit a flush in the hand is
worth a dozen on the face Galveston
News
How It Happened
Visitor How do you come to have so
many Chinese figures
Hostess Oh at the time of my wed
ding there was a sale on them and
these are all wedding presents Bos
ton Transcript
Adaptability
Inspector of Prisons In providing
you with work your former occupation
shall be taken into account What
were you
Convict An anarchist
Inspector Um urn We can put him
to road blasting Fliegende Blaetter
An Advertisement
Short Tlieres another bill from the
tailor I wonder why he keeps sending
bills to people he knows cant paj
Mrs Short Perhaps my dear he
does it as an advertisement Brookljn
Life
The New Girl Again
Well Godfrey Im sure youve often
kept me waiting for the same reason
Never quite so long dear my boots
dont reach half way up my legs
Not Fo luch as She Was
Agatha Charley is tickled with hia
new mustache isnt he
Marie Yes but with a blush not
half as much as I am Clairmount N
Y National Eagle
So Do They
Fisticuff Pugilists nowadays seem
to bo more after money than glory
Wittimuff Yes It appeals to them
Money talks New York World
A ckin Game
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Wandering Will Say Brock dont
be deceived by dat sign Dey adver
tises ter give yer a free shave and be
fore yer troo ye owe em lu cents fer
court plaster New York World
Accounting for It
Excuse me but it seems to me that
I must have met you before Are you
not a brother or near relative to Maj
Tones
No I am Maj Tones himself
Ah indeed that explains the re
markable resemblance Texas Sifter
Reminded Him
Mother Willie you have been rub
bing your hands on Uncle Johns
clothes again
Uncle John Yes The dear little
cherub reminds me of one of those ac
commodation tailor shops trousers
greased while you wait Indianapolis
Journal
Not Safe in the Dark
Teacher What is meant Johnny by
the saying The sun never sets on
Englands flag
Johnny I guess it means the suns
afraid to leave it alone in the dark
near anybodys else boundary line-
Lewiston Journal
In Doubt
Teacher What is the gender of tho
word bang
Dullboy Dunno
Teacher Neuter gender Well James
what do you wish to know
James Is shebang feminine geh
der Up-To-Date
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She I asked pa to buy me a bicycle
and he flatly refused
He Did you not say the most spite
ful things you could
She Yes I told him I wished he had
never married into our family Idler
Not Chills
Mrs Towne Is it chills and fevej
your husband has
Mrs Woods No the doctor called it
lethargy and told him he should try
to shake it off Yonkers Statesman
Narrow Escape
He Burglars have been in the house
and taken every bit of silver and jew
elry
She Great heavens What it they
had waked the baby Detroit Tribune
Church Work
I notice since the minister gave us
that reprimand with reference to shak
ing hands witli strangers that Jobleigh
has been particularly active at every
service
Just shakes hands with everybody
does ne
Oli no Jobleighs a smarter man
than that He shakes hands with all
the pretty girls New York Recorder
ON THE GRAND STAND
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She You say that man is out He Yes he struck out She Why no on
iruck him
rnOOGIIT HE HJD JAUNDICE
OTHER DOCTORS SAID DIABE
TES INDIGESTION TORPID
LIVER hTC
But None of the Prescribed Remedies
Did Any Good So the Patient Pre
scribed for Himself with Wonderful
Results He Is Now a Well Man
From the lieporler Fond du Lac Wis
About a year ago The Reporter corre
spondent on a trip through Stockbridge
Wisconsin was introduced to Mr J W
Flower whose appearance was anything
but pleasant to one unacquainted with
disease and its effects One would think
Mr Flower had jaundice or consumption
and to the reporter it seemed that he was
not long for this world Some six months
later the correspondent saw Mr Flower
again and there was a very marked im
provement in his appearance In reply
to a question as to what had been the mat
ter with him he stated he did not know
exactly but that he had been examined
and treated by several physicians who
failed to agree as to his ailments Said
Mr Flower
One stated I had diabetes another in
digestion and another said my spleen
failed to supply the system with sufficient
red corpuscles another said my liver had
become hardened and torpid but none of
the remedies prescribed did me any good
I was cold and weak nearly all the time
I had no ambition 1 had chills and then
heat flashes I was at times numb and
thought I was paralyzed my legs were
so weak I could scarcely walk a- block at
times I had given up all hope of ever
getting better when one day I read an
article in The Reporter which spoke of
Dr Williams Pink Pills for Pale People
I thought it was about the same as
with other patent medicines and paid no
attention to it but my wife who had been
troubled as most women are concluded
to send for a box of the pills to use in her
case which she did I read the circular
wrapped around the box and concluded
to trv them myself unknown to her I
had no faith in their doing me any good
but much to my surprise after taking
them a week I began feeling better and as
my wife was also feeling better I told
her I was taking the pills I sent for
two boxes more and in two mouths 1 was
much better My strength has improved
ever since and I am still gaining flesh
I have regained my appetite and to day
I can do as much work on the farm as any
man in my employ
Then Mr Flower you honestly be
lieve that Dr Williams Pink Pills have
cured you and your wife questioned
the correspondent
Yes and I have given them to my chil
dren when they complain and on them
they work like magic It would be im
possible for me to speak too highly of Dr
WrViams Pink Pills which I have at
all times in my household T commenced
to use the Pink Pills in my family about
one year and a half ago and find them to
do more than they are advertised to do I
would not be without them for any price
and am always glad to recommend them
to all my friends and would advise all
others to use them especially those who
have suffered as myself and wife have
suffered
Mr Flower after the interview sub
mitted the following
Stockbridge Wis Jan IS 1S90
J W Flower being duly sworn on his
oath say1 the foregoing statement is cor
rect and true
Signed J W FLOWER
Personally appeared before me this ISth
day of January 180G the above named
J W Flower and acknowledged the
same W B MILLER
Notary Public Calumet County Wis
Dr Williams Pink Pills contain in a
condensed form all the elements neces
sary to give new life and richness to the
blood and restore shattered nerves Pink
Pills are sold by all dealers or will be sent
post paid on receipt of price 50 cents a
box or six boxes for 250 by addressing
Dr Williams MedCoSchenectadyNY
How She Worked It
A clever Connecticut woman wanted
to see the performance of a play in New
York and also wanted Jeffersons auto
graph She intended to make up a
party to come down for the play and
when she was ordering the seats a
bright idea struck her She drew her
check payable to the order of Joseph
Jefferson and a day or two ago it came
back to her bank with the autograph of
the comedian neatlj indorsed upon it
That autograph is now pasted in the
womans album with a little note ex
plaining the nature of the check
The Ladies
The pleasant effect and perfect safety
ivith which ladies may use the California
liquid laxative Syrup of Figs under all
conditions makes it their favorite remedy
To get the true and genuine article look
for the name of the California Fig Syrup
Co printed near the bottom of the package
Yales Graduate Courses
The annual prospectus for Yales
graduate courses gives the number of
courses in the graduate department as
177 an increase of thirty during the
year Ten instructors have been added
to the department Most of the new
courses are along the lines of history
philosophy literature and science
A Successful Doctor
We take pleasure in calling your atten
tion to the advertisement of Dr Marsh
Quiney Mich with regard o his cure for
the opium and morphine habit to be found
in another column of this paper The Doc
tor has been engaged for twenty five years
in this specialty and is well and favoiabh
known for the cures he has made of these
habits We take pleasure in commending
him to any and all Avho need his services
having been personally acquainted with
him for the past twenty five years Fret
tiial on application
Suspension Bridges
The Romans built the first stone
bridge across the Tiber Suspension
bridges are of remote origin Kirchen
mentions one made in China with
chains supporting the roadway 830 feet
in length built A D 05 and may still
be seen The first large iron bridge was
erected over the Severn in 1777
Half Fare Excursion to Hot Springs
South Dakota
June 12th July 3d and 24th
11 C Cheyxey General Agent
Sioux City Iowa
A Gigantic 1 1 itue of Buddha
The Japanese in order to celebrate
their recent victories are going to
erect a gigantic statue of Buddha The
height will be 120 feet The metal will
be supplied from the ordnance captur
ed in tlfelate var The monument will
cost about one million yen and is to lie
erected at Kioto
Mrs Wlnslows Soothing Syrup for Children
teething softens the gums reauces inflammation
lla s ram cures wind colic 25 cents a bottle
The use of time is fate Chapman
Death and liie are in the power of
the tongue Bible
A Sinking Fund
Of vital energy is easily and pleasantly re
plenlsliable Hostetters Stomach Bitters Is
an invlgorant without a peer and will speed
ily infuse fresh stamina into an enfeebled
physique Besides this it averts and reme
dies malaria and subdues bilious kidney
dyspeptic and rheumatic ailments The
nerves derive great heuetit from ts us
One of the features of the Australian
newspapers is the long line of English
advertisements inquiring for missing
friends
Ah Tom there is no greater charm
jhan a peach bloom complexion such as
the young lady had we heard extolling
Glenns Sulphur Soap Druggists
Edison as a boy began the chemical
and electrical experiments which have
made his name famous
Halls Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally Pi ce 75 cents
Patch by patch is good housewifery
but patch upon patch is plain beggary
I shall recommend Pisos Cure for Con
sumption far and wide Mrs Mulligan
Plumstead Kent England Nov 8 1S01
God healeth and the physician hath
the thanks
Buy 1 worth Dnlibns rioatlnc Borax Soap of
trocer MJiid wrappers to Dobbins Alto To ljt
idelhta Pa Tho will wild jnu five iif cnarife P
paid Worcester Pocket Dictionary 20a paze ch
viund profusely Ulubtra ted Offer Kood till Aug lot
In Roumania women both study and
practice medicine
riTSAU FitBBtqnped free by Dr Klines Groat
Norro Ktorer o Fits after first days use Mar
velous cures Treatibe and Z 00 trial bottle free to
Fit cases Send to lr Kline ittl Arcli St Plulu Pa
Only
Think what a long train of diseases arise from
Jmpuro blood Then keep Wie blood pure with
Hoods
Sarsaparslla
The One True Blood Purifier AH druggists 1
Hoods Pills are always reliable 25 cent
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On Kemoille Have
2 curp i mauv thousand
cases pronounced hopeless From hrst done symp
toms rapidlv disappear and in t n days at lea t tno
thirds of ell MiuptoniR are rimoted KOOK of
testimonials of ntlruculou cure cent FK1K
Ten Days Treatment Furnished Free by Mail
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PRINTERS
Should write for our now
lino of STATIONERY
samples Tho compietest ever
issued Sioux City Newspaper Union
912 Pearl Street Sioux City Iowa
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Ej The best reason in the world why
H some things sell so well is because they s
are good That is one reason for the 5
great sales of BATTLE AX g
j But good quality is only half the story
The other half is the size of a 5 cent piece
E It is as big almost as a 10 cent piece of EE
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Facts are facts You can buy and see for 55
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Jonx P Allison Treasurer
ers are among the best and most success
ful business men of Sioux City
Joux C Kelly Vice Pres
A D Colliek Secretary
CONSUMPTION AND LIVE YES
HGEMAKER CONSUMPTION CORE CO
OF SIOUX CITY IOWA
The Officers TlirPfrnrc nnrl Sfnolrhnlrt
HAS SUCCESSFULLY
TREATED OVER EISHTY CASES
Inferences Any Bank Commercial Agency or any reputable business house Id
the city W rite for terms circulars statement and iuformation to
lock Boz 915 a D COLLIEB Secretary
Washing
windows
is another one of the things that
Pearline B0B2 does best
With that the glass is never
cloudy is always clear and
bright Washing it is less
trouble of course but that is
the case with everything that is
washed with
And about the sashes and the
frames remember that Pearline
when it takes the dirt off leaves
the paint on Havent you noticed that certain imitations are
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