- - - - - " - - fails City Tribune .v Tltl.UNa flUILllHINQ co. rALL8 CITY . . NmBu.u - It the Chefoo liar ever altos a day off hI ! puts ) on a thoroughly competent , tell IIndCI'litudr. - - The IIIIlI1 who uses perfumery has 110 moral I right , 10 criticize the woman who smokes chnl'oUeH. _ It two men are Econ talking together - er for any length oC time In Hllssla the Hlllce ) send In a riot caU. There 1M conHlderablo difference between ' twelJll the talk oC the mosquito expert arid thc talk of the expert 1I100Hulto. - - - - - - - - - - Plans to "benullr ' " Washington are all right , of course , hilt certain lobb ' - IHtH ' find the place too Illlrnctivo ai l'etllr . - - 'rllllt Berlin magistrate who decided In court that poker ) IH not. a game of chance had apparently been UII AglllnHl It. - - - - - Im If the moon 11:1 : cracked , nH the California Htm'.sharps say , lovers will continue to swear by it. Il's the only moon we have. RUHsla'H population Is said to be increasing . creasing at the rate of lC OnOOO u 'ear. This hllllcntos that It Is easy to raise people almost an'where. The duke and duchess oC Manchester . tel' are going Into the poultry } busi- neHS. Perhaps Pa Zimmerman was on the wrong side oC copper. The automobile cllmliing contest up . Pllco's peak next August will he great sport , but It will be the biggest fun to watch the automobiles coming down. A Nashville hotel clerk has received i SlOOOO for a kind act performed ten years ; ago. This should be cUpped out and pasted ever the register every day. San Francisco has had another earthquake , but she wants the rest oC the world to understand that It was just a little rocking , UH gentle as a hlll\1by. \ Now that the supreme court has rebuked - bulell tho. Missouri river for taking liberties with the territory of n sovereign - erolgn state , perhaps It will stall Its meanness. Do you have trouble In rememberIng - Ing M. Dunau-Varllla's name ? "Uu- reau' Is easy , and \'tlllllln" Is elS ! ' . Just swap the " 1' " and the "n , " allli there you arc. The Pinero play which shocked Lon- don has been produced In New York with the shocking part left out. New York has decided to stay , away from thu disgusting thing. The Organ Grinders' Union oC Philadelphia - (1elphla Is about to establish censorS . ship ( over street music. Perhaps , It Isn't too much to expect the 'Vhlst- leI's' Union to act next. Foxhall Keene Is said to want his marriage tie brolcen. lie has broken nearly everything else , In the hunting field and on the polo } grounds-records I and bones chiefly , or course. ' A Nos ' York preacher , says wo should not condemn the rich for their disposition oC their money. Nor do we-when a rich man disposes oC his money there Is always rejoicing. When a man who doesn't think rab- Ies Is very common refuses to let a dog said to be afflicted with that disease - ease bite his own dog , the believers all say that proves it. Great Is science. S i a - - - - - - - - - _ . I NEWS IN NEBRASKA I STATE NOTES. The new High school building at l'ecumseh has been turned over by the contractors as finished Catholics oC West Point have formed . cd the nucleus of a public library and It will he opened In a short time. Sidney Dodge haM been appointed postmaster at Marion , Red Willow county , vice W. E. White resigned EmployelJ of the A. P. Bloomer Lum- her company at York presented A. 1 < ' . Bloomer , the retiring president , with : t gold . headed cane. The Pawnee county furmerll' institute - tute will he held In the opera house \110 City February 2 and : ; , JJO ! . Some excellent speakers are on the program. Frank E. Brown , the man who was shot hy Charles C. Reynolds at Te- cllmseh , died after being a great sufferer . rerer for two da'S' Blood poisoning killed 111111. The coroner' Inquest at Hastings hold over the remains at William Oll- VOl' Erlck80n , unmarried , 2:1 : years old , resulted In a verdict of death resulting . Ing from carbolic acid self . administered . tered with suicidal Intent. The Jo'armer8' association of Newark Is having a hard time to get shipping accommodations from the B. & M. railroad , and It they cannot get them any other way , propose to test the law , which , In other instances , has oh- aired results Since the several accidents on Union Pacific crossings In Grand Island , five of the seven crossing watchmen have been let out and older men have been put In their places. Five ot the watchmen are on duty In the daytime and two \t night While tending a cornsheller for Charles Hildebrand , northwest of Ashland - land , William Duffs' arm was caught ) in the machinery and before the engine - glne could be stopped the arm was so badly mangled that it wag necessary to partly amputate It , Charles Sellon , alias ! Dudley Brown , an operator for the Union Pacific rail- road at Ogalalla , was sentenced to one year In the penitentiary by Judge Grimes. Sellon shot at Conductor MoodY about a month ago , but his aim was poor He pleaded gulHy. enteen.year-ld 'l'hurman Gibbons . hens or Norfolk has confessed to being . Ing a burglar and housebreaker Caught by the police with money In his clothes which corresponded to an amount stolen from the home of Engineer . glneer Caldwell , the young man broke down and admitted his guilt. He Is In jail at 1\Iadlson. Secretary Royse oC the state banking . Ing board wilt Interview President Mc- Greevy or the wrecked Elkhorn Valley . loy State bank at O'Neill when be stops In Lincoln In charge of Sheriff Hull ot Holt county. An early set ! lenient with depositors will be greatly . ly aided if a truthful statement can be obtained from McGreev br the state banking bOl1rd. The South Platte Implement Deals ers' association closed Its annual convention - ventton In Lincoln with a short ses- . glen A resolution was adopted extending . ! tending greeting to the Lancaster association . soclation , a Pennsylvania association organized by a Quaker state man who had visited Lincoln and secured a copy ot the constitution and by.laws at the South Platte concorn. President . dent Shamp and Vice President i\laur. er made short addresses. The \cCook Irrigation and Water Power company has been making some improvements In Its ditch southwest . west of that city , and I'I ! ' placing Its property In the best physical condition . tion It has over been In. In anticipation . tlon or a successful season next year ; , Among the improvements is a new flume oC enlarged proportions , enabling . Ing It to carry more head of water. The ditch Is an important factor In the sugar beet industry or that section. . KEPT NO STATE PREMIUM8. A Ward From the Former Adjutant General of Nebraska. NCOLN-I.'ormOl' Adjutant General . erlll Barry retained no premiums while he was In office. In a letter to Governor . nor Mickey he declared that he lUll never kept premiums on state warrants - rants , and If anyone of his clerical force did 80 he had no knowledge ot the matter , Expert Examiner Wiggins charged Barry with a shortage oC about $49 , the amount being due the state from the term ot Barry aK adjutant general ot the national guard. General Barr says In his communi- cation that the matters referred to In the report or Expert Examiner Wig- gins , In connection with the premiums , were transacted by his chief clerk and that he Is not prepared to explain them until ho has had time to communicate - municate with the clerk Ira T. Ayres , and the former stenographer , Miss Meecham. "AH soon as I have communicated with them , " Hays the letter , "I shall settle \IV the matter. " General Colby stilt owes the state the premiums on state warrants re- talned by the state after the courts have passed on the action which the attorney general probably will begin In the near future. The other account charged against Colby by the examiner - er , the pay of the WlIber troops for the encampment at 1901 , will be in- vestigated by the mllltar department and Governor Mickey bas ordered JUdge Advocate Colonel Ehrhart to proceed with the Investlgatton This Is the account which Colby asserts properly should be charged to him and Its details will be gone Into before . I fore the state demands a settlement from the general. WORKMEN ADJUSTED RATES. Nebraska Jurisdiction Stands for Low Charges. NORl'OLK-Accordlng ; to the January . ary number at the Nebraska 'Vorlunan , just being Issued In this city , the Nebraska . braska jurisdiction of the Ancient Order . del' ot United Workmen bas just averted seceding from the supreme 10001Ie The compromise was effected when the supreme lodge , through a committee , agreed to allow Nebraska to have Its own way with regard to guaranty fund rates Instead ot adopt- Ing rates which had been set down by the supreme lodge and which would have greatly Increased the expense ot the jurisdiction In this state With the alternative oC either paying . Ing the rate or withdrawing from the national order staring them In the face members ot the Nebraska . jurisdiction . diction were pretty general In favor of withdrawing at the meeting or the grand lodge to be field In South , . Omaha next May. A few days ago , however , a committee of the supreme lodge met officers of the Nebraska lOdge at Lincoln and the result wars- the granting of Nebl'asku's every wish : , so that rates henceforth wilt be lower than they have been before. Will Quit Growing Beets. 'COOK-The American Sugar Beet company has decided to retire from the raising and buying ot beets In the Republican valley with the present season , leavtlg the Standard Sugar Beet company in possession oC the entire field. The arrangement is mutual , and a Rlmllar one obtains In the North Platte cOllntr ) ' . The Standard . ai'll people are already In the field making contracts for next yoar. Hospital' for Insane Quarantined. The State Board or Health gave orders . denl that the Nebraska Hospital for the Insane bo quarantined for an ins definite period on account of the presence , once of smallpox. Sup rlntendent Green says there Is but one case , and It Is mild. - - - - - - . - - - - - - - - - - - _ - - - . - - - _ _ _ _ - - - .s. . , . . - - I THREE YEARS AFTER. I - Eugene E. Lane , ot 751 Twentieth avenue , ticket seller In the Union Bta.'I tlon , Denver , Col. , says : "You are at liberty to repeat what I first slated through our I Denver papers a b 0 U t Donn's Kidney Pills In I time summer ot 1899 , for I 1 have had no reason In : the Interim to change my 41 " : opinion ot that remedy. I was subject to severe attacks - : tacks or backache , always - 1 ways aggravated It 1 sat long at a desk. Doan's I Kidney Pills absolutely , stopped my backache. 1 ' I' have never had a pain or a twinge since. " Fostor-Mllburn Co" , Buffalo , N. y For sale by all druggists Price GO cents per box . . . . , \ Costly Piano Leather. , It Is said that the most costly loather . ( I er In the world Is known to the trade i as piano Icather. The secret ot tan- ping this leather Is known only to a r ' family of tanners In Germany , though - ' 'I the skins ! from v..hlch It is tanned , ' 1 , come almost : ! entirely from America. J STATS or 011I0 , CITY or TOLEDO , . I.UOA8 COUNTY. r u I FII.n : J. CHENET makes oath that he II I'tJIlow ' f ' rarlner of the Ann of F. J. CIlENEY & ; Co dolol bUlln8u ID the City of Toledo , County sad state I aforesaid , and that Bald Ann will pay the mum ot ONE IIUSnHED DOLLARS for each and enry case of CATARRH that CIUluot be cured by the use ot I IbLL's CAT..11I1Il CURE. - - FRANK J. CIIENEY. SworD 10 before me and IlIblcrlbed / Iii ) ' pr . euee , this 6th day of December , A. n. I\G. ! \ I ' - - A. W. GLEASON , J --l 1 saAL r NOTARY l'UDLIO II ( lIl'1 Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally and acts Sirectly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the I 7I1em. Send for teslllnunlale free F. J. CHESEY do CO. , Toledo,0. : J Bold by all nrugl&u. j\ \ Take lIall'l l"amll1'1II1 constipation. i i Latest Lingual Atrocity. In the rathsleeller a crowd of students . II < dents were bawling out popular songs , keeping time with their beermugs. i "Those boys are good In mathematIcs - , Ics , " said the man who was safely k i" , entrenched behind a stein and a lImburger - ' t burger sand wlch. "They are very fond of lager.rhythms.-ClnclnnatJ i Commercial . Tribune. l Insist on Getting It. . Borne grocer Bay they don.t keep Defiance Starch. This Is because they have a stock on hand at other brands containing only 12 oz In a package . which they won't be able to sell first because Defiance contains 16 os for the , same money. Do you want 16 oz Instead ot 12 0:1- : for same money ? Then buy Defiance Starch. Requires no cooking , - 8uaplclous. President of , the Vegetarian Assocla' tlon ( to candidate for membershlp- ) "Betore you are admitted as a mem' her to our society , I must ask you one serious uesUon-'What Is the cause I Qr that large grease spot on your neck tie ? ' " 1 India's Political Divisions. In traveling the 1,900 miles from ' the northern extremity ot India to southern one passes through as many political divisions as there are great divisions ot Europe , and differing as widely In climate and customs. \ Twenty.Four-Hour Man. ' Antonio Cum , ot Padrella , Portugal , : bas not slept for three months. No ' doctors can cure him , and the most powerful opiates have no effect. Ho . _ " drives mules In the daytime and acts as a watchman at nlKht. permanently cured. No Ate OJ' nerYCUlneM attn fiTS fiNt daY'1 use of Dr Kllne'l Urellot Nerve HeltQl'o fr. Bend for FnE 82.00 trial bottle And t""atlee . Ua. a. a. ItLUK , Ltd. . 931 Arch Street , I'hnadelplua , Na One oC the great changes needed In I the city church Is to take the exit .f/ ' signs off the doors and put them on ! J" the collection plates-Chlcago Trib- tine , TO CURE A COLI > IN ONE DAY Take LlIXath'c lIromu Quinine Tablelij. All druJ ' glue refund the money If It fall to cure. E. W. Oro\'e'l IIlgualuro II ou each lio1 25c. : : There are ninny trusts in this coun' tl'y , but the poor man IIr expected to come up with the cash just the same -Chicago News. Defiance Starch Is guaranteed biggest ( and best or money m'etunded , II ounces , 10 cents. Try It . now . 1 $ :