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June 241 } 1904 TIlE FALLS CITY TRIBUNE , l
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f 'l'h1l1g are getting pretty bad
7' - . J when a bartender calls you by
. . . . . ' yonriirst 'mimicAtchison ! Glbbe
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1 . .1 : \ A. 1 Bar association " has been err -
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r ± } , , ' ) ; ranizcd in Hiawathl. . , : Heretofore ' , - '
; , fore 'tl : scription case has an ; ,
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r- # . &on't \Vorry '
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" ' Don't votary , . over the rc\'cltue
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i . to par taxes anything you do ,
, riot , posscss.-Humbol Leader.
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Pa.ramount Issue
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'rhe g- old , standard , democrats
want the tariff question for an is-
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: t teulvilling they should make it
jL . . the real thing'-Blue' Springs
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i plaining that they have so man r
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1&1' Too Early.
, As goon as a republican is dead
thc democrats claim the corpse.
'J Ii ' If there is any difference between
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/ ( lying ' aul . joining thc dcil10cratic
, t part , it is in favor of thc formcr.
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York 'I'imcs. ,
, A Pert Pa.ra.gra.ph. .
, 'm' I ' ; Colonel 'Vatlerson say hc
' would vote for Cleveland in prcf-
\t \ 1 i' erence to Roosevelt b c c " use
rt.N rt C 1 "Cle\'eland is older amid might die
.N , ooncr. " \Vc must confess that
I this is one of the pCrtcst , para-
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graphs that has come t.o our notice -
o ticc in many a long day.-JCan- :
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f . l Confusion. ,
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The at 'Vaslling--
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, ton has ordered a big squadron
" , 'of our battleships to notify , thc
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„ . up for the American outrages at
once or take a few iron pills ,
with fuses attachcd. If hc still
refuses fuses may touch thc spot. ! '
' -Fremont : 'I'ri bunco
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A , \\TC kill all our own meats.
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therefore we can supply you with
illarket affords.-
the best the -
Coupe 'I'hornton ,
Missouri Pacific Railway
w . , Time Table , Falls City , Neb.
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r' \ No. 51 Omaha and Lincoln .
' . , Express . . . . . . . . . . . . ' . . . . , . .i2:25 : a 111
\0..9 Uluaha and Liucolc.8:35 : a 111
' No. 57 Omaha and Lincoln . ' -
, pasacuger . . . . . . . . . . ' , " . . . , A 2:48 : p 111
* : ; . . . 'No. 233 Local t'reight < , Au-
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* , 0. 52 Kansas City au4 St.
Louis and Denver . . . . . . . - A 3:47 : a 111
No. 58 Kansa City and St. '
. , I..ouis and Dellvcr . . . . . . . A 2:48 : p 111
No.50 Worlds Pair special 8:45 : p m
No. 232 Local , Atchisoll. . . 10:30 : a Jll
No. . 220 Stock Freight ; , Hi-
a wa t h a. . . . . . . . . . . . . . : . . . .l\ 9:52 : p III
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FACTS AND FANCIES. '
BY ALLAN D. MAY.
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\VhclI troubles o'crwhclm you and sorrows .
row ! : ! befall ,
1\iidtile sldc& arc so black overhead ; ;
"Whcn . your fears arc so great and your
hopes arc so small
It would seem a relic to bc deal ;
Don't curse in your anger thc day you
were born ,
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y g'o JUIIIP.in lees -
tl'herc's relief for thc ' thc
weary , sad
and forlorn
In cussing thc revenue law.
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WhclI your cows have all d lied with thc
colic and croup , . .
' And hugs eaten the cucunlhcr
vine ;
\Vhcn your clticlcens have : turncdIp
their toes in the coop '
And thc cholera tlcstroj'cth your
swine , .
Don't say that this world : is a snare and
a falce '
AmI thc dingdcst old earth you el'c
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'l'herc' relief for ' the heart that is
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ready to break
I In cussing thc revenue law.
No clatter what happens to fill you
. with woe ,
tl'hough your Imuse by the light-
lIiJlg bc struck ,
hard luck cedes to all in this valley
below
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luck , \
\Vhcn you feel you must . swear or you
surely , will bust
'l'akc thc biggest ( lee ) breath you
call dr..lw-
Don't waste any words on a 1:001' : little
tlust-
But cuss the new revenue law
A little lightning sometimes
makes a big t.hunder. '
An ounce of inl111unity is worth
a pound of pre"ention.
If riches have wings , why is it
that they always use diem in flying -
ing- away from you and never to-
ward you ? . .
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In a neighboring-town , . young
man who had been sued for
breach of promise three time ,
died recently and ; in the obituary
time local paper refeired to him
as a very promising young man.
The other day wc saw a picture
of thc gavel uscd by the presid-
ing officer at thc formal op ning ,
of the St. Louis exposition. 'rhc'
design , as near as wc can describe
it , is an Anhcuser Busch eagle
rampant Oil a beer keg t
on thc ! ' end of a bung--startcr.
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Did you ever have a social engagement -
gagcmcnt for thc evening and go
homc late to supper and get
dressed ill a hurry only to dis-
cover that you had forgotten to
get shaved ? And then as you
scrapcd ( the whiskers off with thc
carving knife or a can-opener ,
have you refrained d from all harsh
and unseemly language ? .
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woman : had gone bragging
through' the neighborhood that
she had gotten one mor ' jar of
strawberries out of a case of fruit
than any of the other womc 1. '
The matter came up' for discus-
sion at the. scwing circle the next
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A Quiet Flirtation
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OBJECT alnnocent ,
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RESULT acoSOllletiIlles matrimony and
then COllles furniture and this is
where we , get interested.
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of the , vise" to buy !
the best goods for
the least l11oney.
We have the
only cOlupleteline I
of furniture and
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floor coverings
ever carried in the
coun ty.
Straw matting
12 to 60c ; all wool
Ingrain carpet 50
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'LinQleul11 , 6 , 71.
and 12 feet vide
50 to 65 cts , ' laid.
Some of our de a'
signs \-vitl certain. . .
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and the quality
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week and it deycloped that she
had one jar left from last season
and she had counted hat one.
Hcre is a story that we r (10n't
believe : It is said that 'a man
went forth to iish. Presently he
came to a lake and Hon the waters -
ters thereof , great , fish leapt up
as'tlJoug-h defying him to catch
thcm. 'rhc man had forgotten {
his bait and although he . search-
ed d ilig'en tly > hc' could find neither -
er worm nor frog , nor crawfish
or other bait with which to tempt
those big fishes. But thc man
was a true sport.I'Ic took out
his trusty jack \ knife and whittled
off his little finger and with it
batted his hu k. He , caught one
of those big fish , but , it wiggled
off. just as he was about to land
it. But the man was a true
sport. lIc came ill town and told
that hc had caught ten big fish
and sold them to some campers.
Triumphs Modern : Surgery.
\\Tonderful . things arc done for
thc human body by stirgcry.
Organs are taken out and scrap-
ed and polished and put hack , or
they may bc removed entirely j
bones arc spliced , pipes take thc
place of diseased sections of veins
antiseptic dressings arc applied
to wounds , bruises ; burns ; and
like injuries before . inflamation
sets in , which causes them to heal
without inaturatiuu , and in one-
third thc time required by the old
treatmcnt. Chamberlains Pain
Balm acts on the same principlc.
It is i an antiseptic and ( when ap-
plied to such in'juricscauses them
to heal very quickly. It also al-
lays thc pain and soreness. Beep
a bottle of Pain Balm in your
home and it will save y'ou time
and money , not to mention thc
inconvenience and suffering which
such injuries cn tail. For sal by
A. G. A\Tanner.
Lewis McPherson
Wells , Windmills ,
Stock F.ood , Dipping Tanks
'and Fluid
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Cream Separators
Lightning Rods
Pump and Windmill Repairing a
Specialty. All Worle Is
Guaranteed
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Falls City , Neb.
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