falls . City Tribune , BY TRIBUNE PUBLISHING CO. 1\ \ FALLS CITY . . NEBRASKA { . - . _ , - . . - - ' " - . , . Incredible fiB It may scorn , there 'Jpj no such place us Chow . chow on the map. Il's a wise husband who lets his wife nmw ] nil the arrangements for ' the summer vacation . ' , nr.w. Dr Locke ] says that only the good arc bravo but fortunately others besides the bravo are .good. 1 j It 11'1 ' sad to hear that Dill Nye's _ widow Is In want. That Is too frequently - . Iuently } the legacy of humorists. Wo don't know ] where the fly has been all winter long , but It was some- where where he got nicelY rested. After all Is said and cone ' : the disease - ease ) microbe still remains the most L. deadly Implement of modern warfare In Korea they sell the offices to the l highest bidder. They could hardly bo 1. L1 expected to let them go to the lowest 'n j "tt i As no news Is reported from Brazil . . " or Peru , It Is supposed that war Is , ' going on there in the same old monot- - l' onous way. _ , - n ! An English parish church has I changed Its hour of service to suit : the golf players-Including the par- Ron , porhaps. I 'rho eighteen miles between Nan. I shan hill and Port Arthur Is generally , recognized as the longest eighteen : , ! miles In all Asia. .1 One of the club women at st. Louis . :1 : declared that "Good pies will not hurt 'I ' any one , " but she didn't add that she l could make thorn. I A fashion Journal declares that the I summer girl tills year will wear suspenders - ponders , but unfortunately neglects to r I say whose suspenders. I I In Korea widows are not permitted I to remarry , but there are no statistics 4 : to show what effect this custom has I on masculine longovlty. An Ohio Justice of the peace makes every couple ho marries promise not to seek divorce. Don't have to "seele tl"-It just comes natural. A passenger brakeman who Is around depots a good deal says no man Is so ornery that somebodY d docs not want to kiss him. Why Is It that every successful test cf a flying machine ends with some disablement of the machinery that pre- vents further experimenting ? A Baltimore man has been fined $100 for kissing his typewriter girl. The dispatches don't say how much It , cost him to square It with his wife. slit these days , " said Prof Burleigh , "too many society women bring up a f child In the way the nurse girl says It shall go-when they bring them up I\t 3 ull. " r In a New Jersey town the mayor recently - i { cenl1y cut out an appropriation to buy lOclwUmlves for the aldermon. 'fhey P , probably found their own pocketbooks . books ( J I if.i The General Federation of Women's ; ; I Clubs has gone on record In opposition ' : ' to divorces. This Is a magnificent i \ compliment the husbands the ladles " 1. : 110W possess. : . A Dalllmoro preacher has been sued Iby ' his brokers for the "co111mlsslons" t on a recent "fiyer" In the stock mar- 1eet. What might bo called a "high- \ flown" preacher. . _ . . . _ . ' 3u 3 u 'OEATH TO UNIONS NEW SLOGAN OF THE ALLIANCE AT CRIPPLE CREEK. - ACTION OF THE MINE OWNERS - Alliance Issues a Standing Threat to All Wage Earners In the DIstrlct- The Recent Raid on the Victor Rec- ord Office. CRIPPLE CREEK , Colo.-"Death to unionism In the Cripple Creek dis- trlct" Is the new logan of the Citi- zens' alliance , which has sent a decree broadcast that every person connected with any union here must either sever his or her connectlton with such organization - ganization or leave the distrIct. The latest stand of the anti-union- Ists was vaguely hinted at two days ago , but the movement on the part of time alliance seemed so absurd to 3,000 or 4,000 unionists In the camp and Its entorcements fraught with so many difficulties that it was not tak- - en seriously. Tyson S. Dines , a Denver attorney and ono of the executors of the Strat- ton , estate , Is here In conference with the CItizens' alliance , and It Is announced - nounced that he Is here preparing a form which will bo presented to every merchant and business man and other employers of labor In the entire district , pledging them not to employ any person who Is affiliated I . with a labor union. No person who works for 0. living will be exempt and the absolute annihilation - nlhllatlon of unionism In this county Is predicted by members of the CIU zons' alliance and the Mine Owners' association This Is considered the most drastic step yet taken by the alliance since It secured the upper hold In the district - trlct and Its enforcement will affect 3,000 men and women now affiliated with various unions. Among the unions that will bo affected by the new movement are clerIcs , cooks and walters , bartenders , carpenters , elec- tricians , trainmen and stone and brick mason. The unionists assert they will fight the movement to a. fin- Ish. General Bell Issued the following signed statement regarding the raid on the Victor Record office and the destruction of the newspaper plant : "I cannot be too emphatic In my condemnation of this unamerlcan at- ta.cle. Such action as this reflects upon the military , because martial law 11revalls. As military commander - er I am solely responsible for the clearing up of this crime If It Is pos- sible. "I am aware that Editor Kyner was bitterly denounced and threatened and accused of selling out when his editorial appeared' asking the West- ern Federation to call of the st1'llee. 'rho socialistic element of the federa- tion were the ones who took the principal - clpal stand In this thing. However , whoever the perpetrators of this crime may be , they will land In the bull lIOn If apprehended. " To Fill Quay's Shoes. PIIILADEhPHIA. - Philander C Knox of Plttsburg , attorney general of the United States , was selected Thursday to fill the seat In the United States senate made vacant by the death of Matthew Stanley Quay. He will accept and serve by appointment of Governor Pennypacker until March 4 , the date of the expiration , of the late senator's commission. Uncle Sam's Cash. ASIIlNGTON-TuesdI1Y's state mont of the treasury balances In thE general und , exclusive of the $150 , 000,000 gold reserve In the division do redemption , shows : Available casl balance , $164,049,325 ; gold , $68.357 , Ds6. _ . _ _ . o The Shah or Persia has made up- plication to the Austrian government for the dispatch of twelve competent military officers to supervise the 1'0' rganlzatlon : of the Persian army The ihah ( wants Austrian officers , because Austria has 110 political axes to grind In Persia r rn ' ' . , ! ; ! , - . r , ' " ' . . ' . . " ' , : \ - I : . .J' ) iJ.'i . . . . . _ . 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