The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, October 19, 1911, Thursday Evening Edition, Image 8

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UP TO DATE SHOE STORE
Ladies
Ladies Tan
Button Boots built on the
timv ziuh fne
A New Stub
toe in ladies dull leather
button shoes
Black Velvets
we have a new stock of
ladies black velvet button
shoes
Another New
One
Ladies Patent Colt short
vamp and stub toe one
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Can and see
our line be
fore you buy
INDIANOLA
Elmer Shumaker left for Wash
- mgton Sunday evening after a
visit with his parents Mr and
Mrs J C Shumaker
Nora and Ethel Silvernail and
Bessie Toogood were shopping
fa McCook Saturday
Oal Rollins spent Sunday with
th Ji oni folks
Frank Nee came up from IIol
5rool f or over Sunday
John Phillips and family ex
pect to leave the last of the week
aor Franklin Nebraska
MissBarnett and Miss Itobert
aoon weru McCook visitors Satur
day
Mrs Hess and Major spent sev
eral days in Orleans visiting
atives
Addle Holcomb spent Sunday
with Francis Buffdngton in Cam
bridge
A fine rain Sunday afternoon
sand night
Jessie Holcomb and Thomas
Springer two well known young
3tsople of Indianola were mar
ried last week in McCook We
arnderstand they Avail go to house
keeping on a farm on the Beav
er
Seed Wheat For Sale
No 2 Red Turkey wheat for
sale Updike Grain Co Phone
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Ton will find them fresli and
at Magners grocery
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Youll find quality
too Natural Shape
and a sure fit We aim
to give our customers
all thats good in
fooi wear youll find
JpiHOE
to be the very best
Our knowledge of shoes will
aid yoa in making a selection
Most Styles 500
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shoes for school
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Childrens
dull leather shoes for J
schoiland rough weather
New Styles arid
New Toes
in the childrens and in
fants shoes
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Style
Quality
and Fit
Best Styles Best Stock Best Prices
MAEION business- visitor in town one day
E L Dodge was a business vis It week
itor at Baver City one day last
week
J 11 Wicks traveling sales
man for the Shinn Lightning Rod
itor at a few days the
first of the week
About three fourths of an inch
of rain fell here on Sunday af
ternoon and night
F M McFadden and C W
Reed were Arwood Kan visitors
Sunday in the formers new nuto
L D Goekley and wife were
over Sunday visitors with their
son who lives northwest of town
A son was born to Mr and
Mrs L D Newberry Thursday
October 12 1911
Mrs Edith Partridge- of Min
den arrived Friday to help take
cao e of her new brother at the
Newberry home
Rev Packard of Lincoln preach
ed to a well filled house one
evening last week
Rev Crippen of Orleans gave
an illustrated lecture- on a trip
through Africa to a well filled
house Monday evening
Grace Rodabaugh iis working
for Mrs L D Newberry this
week
F W Van Pelt moved in the
house south of the elevator one
Frank Powell of Lincoln was a
day last week
R F D No 1
Mrs Clias Mark wad from Wes
Burrough Mo is here visiting
Co was ail oyer Sunday visitor her sister Mrs E T Markwad
with his family
J E was a business vis
Ben SchameFs baby which has
not been expected to live is now
improving
Chas Weintz is farming the old
Frank Dudek farm
The new cement bridge at the
Wilcox place is now completed
Get our rates on farm loans
DORWART BARGER
Few Nebraskans can equal the
brilliant ex governor in political
addresses so do not miss ex-Governor
Shall enbergers speech in
McCook Saturday October 21st
Weather permitting the address
will be made out of doors if un
favorable the speech will be de
livered in the Temple theatre
Dont forget us when in need
of toilet water perfumes cold
cream etc
WOODWORTH Druggist
Hubers coffee cannot be beat
Coffee from 15 cents to 35 cents
and Wedding Breakfast heads
the list
One Minute and Motor Wash
ers
I McCOOK HARDWARE CO
AIR CURRENTS
The Forces That Operate to Make the
Wind Blow
In reference to air currents and the
reasons why the wind blows the as
tronomer royal of England explains
that air consists of gaseous particles
all trying to get away from one an
other and that under certain condi
tions they can be compelled to come
closer together by contraction or forced
to fly further apart Ly expansion A
quart bottle for example holds twenty
two grains of air at the temperature
of 70 degrees If the bottle be cooled
by surrounding it with ice the air in
side conrraets When this occurs more
air rushes in through the bottles neck
The quart of air now weighs more
than twenty two grains If the bot
tle bo heated the air it contains ex
pands its tiny particles fly further
asunder and many of them escape
froir the bottle altogether There is
still a quart of air but It weighs much
less thau the original twenty two
grains
Now consider the earth and the sea
under the influence of varying degrees
of the suns heat Where the heat Is
greatest the air is made lighter and
expands Where the heat is least the
air is uuexpanded and heavy Both
the hot anil the cold air have weight
but the cold being the heavier is
drawn more effectively down to the
ground In doing so it drives the
lighter air up out of its way just as
a lump of lead dropped into a pail of
water forces some of the water up
ward If the earth were equally warm
at every part and continued at a con
stant temperature wind could not ex
ist It blows because of heat and
gravitation In other words air moves
from the place where its weight or
pressure is most toward the place
where its weight or pressure is least
STORIES OF ROSSINI
His Dread of Thirteen and Friday and
a Coincidence
Rossini had scant patience with
amateur composers One such once
accompanied the manuscript of his
latest composition with a Stilton
cheese of which he knew Rossini to
be fond He hoped of course to have
a letter praising his work A letter
came but all it sjiid was Thanks 1
like the cheese very much
When Rossini was rehearsing one of
his operas in a small theater in Italy
he noticed that the horn was out of
tune
Who Is that playing the horn in
such an unholy way he demanded
It is I said a tremulous voice
Ah it is you is it Well go right
home It was his own father
Rossinis whimsicality extended even
to his birthday Having been born on
Feb 29 in leap year he had of course
a birthday only once in four years
and when he was seventy two he face
tiously invited his friends to celebrate
his eighteenth birthday
All his life he had a dread of the
number thirteen as well as of -Fridays
He never would invite more
than twelve to dinner and once when
he had fourteen he made sure of an
Her Own Worst Worry
You say she worries herself un
necessarily over trifling things said
one of two women who were speaking
about the ways of another
Worries was the answer Why
shes more trouble to herself than a
family of children New York Sun
Easy
White Have you any trouble in
imaking both ends meet Green Not
a bit The end of my money and the
end of the week always come at the
same time Harpers Bazar
Al the Details
Lawyer Where did he kiss you
She On the mouth sir Lawyer Oh
no Where were you She In his
arms Variety Life
It is a wise man who knows his own
business and It is a wiser man who
thoroughly attends to It Wayland
W
UKIG1N OF MARK TWAIN
Samuel L Clemens Quoted as Saying
Hs Inherited the Name
The familiar story of the origin of
Samuel L Clemens use of the name
Mark Twain is now declared to be
incorrect It pictures Clemens Missis
sippi river pilot listening to the men
heaving the lead at the bow of a river
boat and singing out By the mark
three by the mark twain Tableau
Clemens smites his brow and solilo
quizes There is my uom de plume
It is true that the name originated
with the picturesque cry of the man
with the lead but a man other than
Mr Clemens Grst discovered the pic
turesqueness That man was Captain
Isaiah Sellers who furnished river
news for the New Orleans Picayune
To Professor William Lyon Phelps of
Yale Mr Clemens confessed that it
was from Sellers he got the name
Professor Phelps story is quoted in
Professor Hendersons Mark Twain
According to this book Mr Clemens
said to Professor Phelps Captain Sel
lers used to sign his articles in the
Picayune Mark Twain He died in
1803 I liked the name and stole it
I think I have done him no wrong for
I seem to have made this name some
what generally known
Professor Henderson records a num
ber of interesting Incidents connected
with the use of this name For awhile
when he was a miner In Nevada
Mr Clemens sent to the Virginia City
Enterprise humorous letters signed not
Mark Twain but Josh
When he became a regular reporter
on that paper and reported the legisla
ture he signed his reports Mark
Twain When questioned as to his
use of this name Mr Clemens declar
ed I chose my pseudonym because to
most persons it had no meaning and
also because it was short I was a
reporter in the legislature and wished
to save the legislature time It was
much shorter to say in their debates
Mark Twain than to say The un
principled and lying parliamentary re
cheerfully
Mike Swain
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COMING TO
McCOOK
Associated Doctors Specialists
Will Be at the Commer
cial Hotel
FRIDAY
NOV 3 AND WILL
REMAIN
ONE DAY ONLY
Remarkable Success of These Tal
ented Physicians in the Treat
ment of Chronic Dis -eases
The Associated Doctors licens
ed by the state of Nebraska for
the treatment of deformities and
all nervous and chronic diseas
es of men women and children
offer to all who call on tliis trip
consultation examination advice
free making no charge whatever
except the actual cost of medi
cine All that is asked in re-
porter of the Territorial Enterprise turn for these valuable services
Mr Clemens made the name known is that every person treated wall
on the Pacific coast but the world at state the result obtained to their
large did not hear it for years after fiends and thus prove to tile
the Jumping Frog reprinted in 7 ipi - -
nd aiiheted
in city
dreds of exchange without credit had f every
d locality that at last treat
jumped into such notoriety as is rarely
accorded well mannered frogs In fact meflis have been discovered that
its first use in any eastern magazine aie reasonably sure and certain
was a fiasco i in their effect
Mr Clemens made a great scoop on Those doctors are considered
the Hornet disaster when he was writ- by many former patients among
ing up the Hawaiian Islands in ISGG Amricas leading stomach and
says rroiessor Henuerson liis ac
count of the disaster Mark sent to
Harpers Magazine where It appeared
in December 18CG But alas it was
not as Mark Twain not as a drawl
ing lovable river pilot sort of person
OrFER THEIR SERVICES
FRIE OF CHARGE
nerve specialists and are experts
in the treatment of chronic dis
eases and so great and wonder
ful have been their results that
in many cases it is hard indeed
that the world beheld the new author to find the dividing line between
for he had not written his pseudonym skill and miracle
plainly on his copy and Harpers Diseases of the strniuinli
introduced him to fame as f n i iii i
I no inn uiuuu atvxu nerve
heart spleen kidneys or
der rheumatism seinirn liiVio
Amonghepassngerrinneof tfaef5 bed Wetting leg ulcers weak
cars of a train running between lungs and those afflicted with
Snrinjrfield and Boston -was a nervous lng standing deep seated
understudy who would at a moments jittIe old man who evinced a kcen in ic diseases that have baffled the
notice have been ready to come should terest in sinister looking person who skill of the family physician
one guest have missed And though took seat besie hlm
a should not fail to Cah
this was a double superstition he died non do vou do saifl thfi iSU
on Friday Nov 33 New York Sun IIfHtt li7 iig io tneir system no
person Now what might your name
An Unforeseen Calamity Dej rj0 you jjve in Boston or bevond
In his own mind Abel Saunders was I
Wuat business is it of yours where
a man marueu ouc Dy aesuny icr
fortune in the minds of his neighbors
it was a wonder that such a shiftless
man got on as well as Ahel did I
When he appeared at the door of the
resident who had ordered a dozen eggs
the night before he unfolded much
mimnlnil ronat nml frnm it fnlir I
eggs
Thats all there is left o what l
started with he said lugubriously
If t had been anybody but me theyd
ve got here all right But the four
little holes that was in the bottom o
the bag I saw em but there want
any one of em half big enough for an
egg to come through if they didnt
all join together when I was most over
here If I hadnt ve been as spry as
a man like me has to learn to be I
couldnt have saved ye a single egg
Youths Companion
Gave the Tiger His Arm
The late Sir Edward Bradford was a
great figure in British official life
especially in the Indian service Sir
Edward was a splendid huntsman
Although possessing only one arm he
rode a most spirited horse The occa
sion on which he lost his left arm fur
nishes an example of his presence of
mind and the cool bravery which were
his characteristic traits He was out
tiger shooting in the jungle when
knocked down by a tiger Instead of
struggling with the animal he per
mitted it to maul his arm so as to let
one of his party shoot it
more operations for appendicitis
gall stones tumors goiter or cer
tain forms of cancer They were
I live or who I am growled the among the tirst m America to
other learn the name of the Bloodless
Strictly speaking it aint none of Surgeons by doing away with
my business admitted the old gentle- the knife with blood and with
man mildly but Its jest like this j pain jn tlle SUCCessful treat
Ive got a cousin In this part of the
mnet of th dangerous diseases
Btate that I ve never seen and Ive al- T
I J have kidney or bladder
ways thought I might come upon him
some time jest by asking folk their troubles bring a two ounce bottle
name and so on Harpers f your urine for chemical
sis and microscopic examination
The Hourglass i Deafness often has been cur-
Instead of being obsolete and ed in sixty davs
ply an interesting relic the hourglass
in various forms is a twentieth cen
tury necessity For such purposes as
timing hardening and tempering heats
In twist drill manufacture where sec
onds or minutes must be caused ac
be obtained much more easily by
hourglass than by watching the hands
of a watch London Graphic
Just Suited
Theres only one objection to these
apartments said the agent of the
buihlinsr From these two windows
vou cant help seeing everything in I
No matter what your ailment
may be no matter what others
may have told you no matter
what experience you may have
had with other physicians it will
curately nothing serves like the hour- be to your advantage to see them
glass with the right amount of sand at once nave it forever settled
Accuracy to fractions of a second can in your mind If your case is in-
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aavice as may relieve and stay
the disease Do not put off this
duty you owe yourself or friends
or relatives who are suffering be
cause of your sickness as a visit
this time may help you
T n mom lint lio fvno rkPPn if
the dining rooms of the neighbors on ol one jay onl
bwff yoV Mried ladies must come with
Whats the rental smilingly asked -
the portly dame who was looking for fc i1 uauua luu ia i 11
a flat Uhlcatro Trihnno n iicuw
BEGGS BLOOD PURIFIER
CURES and Purifies the
Office at Commercial Hotel Me
Cook Neb
Hours 10 a m to S p m
So The People May Know
The new Kimmel Studio located in the Commercial
Hotel building will be re opened Wednesday October 25th
under the ownership of the Ellingson Studio Co
The highest grade of photo portraits at moderate prices is
our motto
Come and see our work or better telephone for a sitting now
The Ellingson Studio Co
STUDIOS Arapohoe Cambridge Holbrook and McCook
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