ft K I m Ii PAGE 8 if ii Automobiles Accessories CHAMBERS DETROIT HUDSON AND zvasaNXNaBjerSNa G J TIRES SPEEDOMETERS MORGAN WRIGHT TIRES REPAIR WORK The next regular meeting of the 3VL C T U will be held sn May 5th 2Stfia home of Mrs Henry Smith It Till ha a social and business meeting One trial will quite convince you the superiority cf the Flag brand t6 canned fruits and vegetables De Sroff Co stand behind the guar atee Tiany McCook families are satisfied Flag brand of canned goods Tic Till be among the satisfied num cjdr if you give them one trial At JSeGrcffs F f f t D G DIVINE PHONE 400 R F D No 4 Xice rain Tuesday SJfe W G Dutton entertained at Tim bams last Thursday the 1903 club tssi the Thursday bridge whist club irently at whist Mrs Dutton carried first honors and Mrs Knlpple Cise consolation The stork visited E B Zicafose -rod Tcifa Monday Earl said it was afboy Some of the farmers are listing for J SL Hoyt is hauling lumber for ituk new house 5ay what about dead chickens rdon the high way Cant they put C24an Mme place out of the way If looking for work call at McCook 3n who have escaped being jacgt are always a little chesty in Ue matter of assumed morals THAT IRRIGATION PROJECT Nothing Definite to Report as Yet But Some Details Soon The Tribune is plied frequently with questions about the proposed ir rigation project northwest of this city and must always reply nothing defin ite yet known to report Of rumors and guesses there are plenty but the promoters have not as yet bee prepared to give their movements or plans any publicity We are advised however that with in a short time at least the gentle men who are back of the proposed en terprise expect to give their plans to the public in fact they have al ready made known that purpose to the McCook commercial club through whom likely the matter will be made public This is a great project and of course public expectations run high as to the plans and purposes and the manner in which this project is to be financed etc Keep in mind the Flag brand when ordering groceries at DeGroffs They are superior in every respect The Rebekah lodge will hold their district meeting at McCook April 28 About twenty expect to go from here Cambridge Clarion The Tribunes job department can as usual handle your job printing promptly and satisfactorily Prices reasonable and righL Get Your Share The fact we are sell ing the very best high grade carpets and rugs at 20 per cent less than anybody is moving our large stock You must hurry if you want to participate in these great bargains And Remember We include such makes as the famous Hart fords Bigelows Smiths and others Ax minsters Weltons Body Brussels Tapes tries in this cut price sale j Our 10 Percent Reduction i on furniture is also in full swing and will f continue through April This cut is made possible only by our low expense account It embraces HANDSOME BUFFETS STYLISH DRESSERS HANDY KITCHEN CABINETS CHIC CHINA CLOSETS Elegant Brass and Iron Beds It will surprise you and make glad your pocket book to see our stock and get our prices on these goods and on everything in the furniture line Drew Furniture Carpet Company -222 WEST B STREET PHONE BLACK 271 L THE McCOOK TRIBUNE Norris to Talk on Coffee Representative Norris of Nebraska has for some weeks been at work on a speech on the valorization of coffee which he will likely deliver in the house Wednesday In this speech said Mr Norris I will expose one of the most gigan tic attempts to corner a commodity that the world has ever seen It involves not only individuals and capital but even nations The valor ization of coffee in plain unmistake able anguage means nothing but the attempt of the Brazilian government aud some of the greatest financial interests of the world to control the price of coffee Because it will effect every American household I will pro pose in my speech a form of tariff amendment to nullify this conspiracy and m the event of this failing cer tain extreme retaliatory measures tha will force the nations involved to deal fair to our American homes It will certainly be an ill day when not only moneyed individuals but even nations shall subscribe to subtle schemes of combinations which mean great profits to a few and hardship to the people Representative Norris of Nebraska will speak Wednesday night at an anniversary dinner of the Odd Fel lows to be given in Baltimore Bal timcre is the original home of the Odd Fellows and the sovereign grand lodge will convene in that city to celebrate the birth of the society Lincoln Journal HOUSE WILL INVESTIGATE ACTS OF POSTMASTERS Washington April 25 Postmasters of the country are to be subjected to a rigid investigation by congress The house committee on expenditures in the postoffice department has decid ed to act in response to a resolution introduced by Representative Saund ers of Virginia providing for such an inquiry The committee will re port the resolution to the house to morrow Omaha Bee Their Wedding Anniversary A company of neighbors and friend of Mr and Mrs L Cann surprised them on last Saturday evening and celebrated with them their wedding anniversary Refreshments and a good social time were the comfort able particulars of the evening Fresh fruits at Magners Try a Tribune want ad and watch results Real Estate Filings The following real estate filing have been made in the county clerks office since our last report Geo V Korell et ux to J T Tidball wd ny 19-1-30 C400 00 L E Barger et ux to C E Corell and J H Cast wd to 13-14-15 in 44 Bartley 1600 00 Ida E Roop to T S Roop qcd to ne 4500 00 Henry Kern et ux to John Si mon wd 10 in 32 2nd Mc Cook 900 00 William A Hall et ux to John CSwails wd 4000 03 Frank P Anderson et ux to Anna E Anderson wd nw se1 n sw qr sw qr sw qr 33-2-27 1 00 Eggs For Hatching Good stock from best strains of Barred Plymouth Rocks 3c each 2 per 100 Ash 1331 R F D No 3 or 4 Mrs J W Burtless For Sale Stove wood at 250 rick delivered A J Drake Osburn Neb For special on simon pure lard see Magner Get your slippers at the sale on at Viersen Osbonis Observe the date after your name on The Tribune Notch it Up Buy flower field and garden seeds from H P Waite Co Their seeds are reliable 9 tf We never hesitate to guarantee Lily Patent flour At the McCook Flour and Feed Store Try our seamless rubber gloves for household purposes 75c per pair A McMILLEN Druggist A number of the members of Mc Cook lodge went down to the depo Tuesday morning to greet and shake hands with the G M and G S of the I O O F who passed through the city on No 13 that morning Advertising is no good said the man in old clothes It never help ed me none The millionaire merch ant smiled That is because you tried it John as the Indian tried the feather bed An Indian took a feath er placed it on a plank and slept on i all night In the morning he growl ed Paleface say feathers heap soft Paleface heap fool ugh j WASP WAIST CONTESTS Curious Course of T aining In Old Time Girls Schools A letter recently unearthed from a trunk shows that in the sixties of the last century principals of girls schools thought they were Uttiug the girls for society by urging them to retain small waists Accordingly they offered prizes to the girls having the smallest waists The girls were put through a course of training for reducing their waist measure The conditions of the content were that the corset should not be removed on retiring at night and that each pupil must be inspected every morning to make sure she had not loosened her corset One of the persons who engaged in the contest afterward wrote of It Some of us tried hard to be per mitted to retire from the contest but we were rebuked for stultifying our selves and accused of making fools of our principals On the following morning the undergo vern ess with her maid came as usual to superintend the toilets and after satisfying her self that each lace was drawn in to the utmost she fastened it in a knot at the top and passing the ends through a piece of card placed hei own seal on them so that any attempt to loosen the corset during the night might be infallibly detected In the morning Detroit Free Press WHITE DEER SKINS They Passed About as Banknotes at One Time In China In China the first country in the world credited with using banknotes certain suius were so valuable that they were accepted as cash and passed from hand to hand In the same way as banknotes are at the present day The negotiability of these skins arose thus The Emperor Ou Ti being in want of money gave his treasurer to under stand that such a state of affairs must not continue At that time it was customary for princes and court iers on entering the royal presence to cover their faces with a piece of skin Taking advantage of this custom the treasurer ordered a decree to be Issued forbidding the use of any other skins for this purpose except those of a cer tain white deer in the royal parks Immediately there was a demand for pieces of these skins which being a monopoly were sold at a high price and the royal coffers refilled The steady value of the skins thus secured Madrids Fearful Climate Madrid is afflicted with the most changeable climate of any European capital The temperature varies from as much as 107 degrees in the summer to as little as 1G degrees in the win ter and at all seasons of the year It indulges in violent fluctuations It Is by iio means uncommon in December to wake up with the thermometer reg istering about 20 degrees and to find it mount to more than GO degrees by the afternoon Some years ago an oscillation of 37 degrees was registered in one day No wonder therefore that lung troubles are far more preva lent in Madrid than in St Petersburg London Chronicle How Music Affected Boswell Boswell had a good deal more feel ing for music than Dr Johnson and suffered at his masters hands Once In a moment of expansiveness he told Johnson that music affected him to such a degree as to agitate his nerves most painfully producing alternative sensations of pathetic dejection so that he was ready to shed tears and of daring resolution so that he was Inclined to rush into the thickest of the battle Sir replied Johnson I should never hear it at all If it made me such a fool A Human Tendency You approve of economy dont you Yes replied Senator Sorghum only too many of us are apt to econo mize on the cigars we hand our friends instead of those we smoke our selves Washington Star The Influence of the Trees When we plant a tree we are doing what we can to make our planet a more wholesome and happier dwelling place for those who come after us if not for ourselves Oliver Wendell Holmes If there were no pride in our hearts we should not complain of the pride of others N to be submitted to him and promises made them readily pass and acceptable to submit the matter to the city coun ns an equivalent of coin of the realm cil In the Russian seal fisheries of Alas ka the workmen were formerly paid in the currency stamped on squares of walrus hide London Tit Bits A Stenographers Stumble A judge in one of our middle west states advertised for a stenographer with experience In legal work A num ber of applicants called at his office for the purpose of making application for the position Each applicant was given a trial to test her speed accu racy etc Among the applicants was a young lady whose anxiety to make a good showing evidently unnerved her The judge dictated to her a few Sentences in legal language one of which was That would give him time to complete the devastation of the assets The sentence as transcribed by the young lady on the typewriter read as follows That would give him time to complete the devils station with a hatchet Although much amused at her ludicrous blunder the judge permitted her to go away with out telling her of her mistake Case and Comment Highest Building in World New York April 23 Plans were filed today by the Broadway Park Place company for the construction at Broadway and Park Place of the highest building in the world From the eurb to the apex of the tower it will stand 730 feet There will be thirty stories in the main building and an additional twenty five in the tower fifty five in all Omaha Bee Court House News Henry A Walker 21 and Amelia Walker IS both of McCook Eugene H Leopold 28 of Leban j on and Jennie H Ryan 24 of Dan bury Adolph Nikant 40 of Hemingford and Elizabeth Kummer of McCook High Grade Stuff We carry a liine of high grade law hose and sell them at reasonable fig ures Also nice assortment of sprink lers JENNINGS HUGHES CO Entertained the Woodmen Last Friday evening the Royal Neighbors entertained the Woodmen with a fine musical programme in the lodge room The McCcok Laundry eral girls wants Save a couple of dollars at the Ox ford sale Viersen Osborn Parties wanting to pasture their cows near the city should phone red 30G at once W G Jones Everything thats seasonable in fruits and vegetables at Hubers all the time Huber handles the Carhartt gloves and caps also and a full line of other makes Buy flower field and garden seeds from H P Waite Co Their seeds are reliable 9 tf The ladies of the Episcopal guild gave a social dance in the armory on Tuesday evening which was well pat ronized and was likewise a social success Diamonds Shoe Store Watch our add every week There is money in it for you This week we offer good strong little boys 200 Shoes for 150 t Diamonds Shoe Store It 113 West B Street t 4 t THURSDAY APRIL 27 1911 gSXsXsXSXsXGXsX XsXfi Ladies Strap And Low Slippers Shoes Best Assortment 350 THE MODEL E D Perkins Co PHONE 18 NEW MORRIS BUILDING tt3 Advertised List The following letters cards and packages remain uncalled for at the postoffice Letters Baker Mr John Helmick Mrs Murrell Huff Miss Eva Hart Mr W H Johnson Mrs R M Ray Mr Claude 2 Nitcher Mr Thos Smith Miss Mae Shield Mrs E Cards Bush Rev M Gersclke Miss Ade line Hall Mrs Art Hofferber Mr Henry Mays Howard Wood Mr Claude When calling for these please say they were advertised LON CONE Postmaster j Women for Library Board Some of the women clubs of the city are urging Mayor McAdams to appoint a number of women to mem bership on the city library board At present but one out of the nine mem bers ij a woman The women con sider they are entitled to a repre sentation of three or four on the board The mayor has courteously asked for an eligible list of women i v3 js3 J r Tff i ii i ill1 iii imp i i i mi mmiw I CLDeGroffCo Reception to Seniors Tuesday evening at the home of Cecil McMillen the members of the junior class entertained the members of the senior class in a most clever manner A dinner was served at seven oclock after the best traditions of the hostess A sewing contest was the chief item of social entertainment and there were numerous creations as the result of the competition That of Mr Archer caught the fancy of the young ladies awarding the prizes as the most artistically Parisian and he carried off first prize Mr Archi bald had to be content with the sec ond offering Supt and Mrs Taylor and the en tire high school faculty were guests of honor McMillen prescription druggist Buy flower field and garden seeds from H P Waite Co Their seeds are reliable 9 tf Get your slippers at the sale on at Viersen Osborns All grades of Oxford flour and each sack guaranteed at the McCook Flour and Feed Store If you feel you want to be shown In the matter of quality go to the McCook Flour and Feed Store That gun play on west B street last Thursday afternoon is regretable from several view points and could be made a talking point for several morals were it profitable According to a new regulation of the legislature it is a misdemeanor punishable by fine or imprisonment for anyone under 21 years of age to smoke cigarettes Over that age the punishment is death if the coffin nails are consumed rapidly enough and long enough Application for License Indianola Nebraska April 19 1911 Notice is hereby given that C H Hyatt has filed in the city clerks of fice of the city of Indianola Nebras ka his bond and petition for a license to sell malt spirituous and vinous liquors in the building on lot num bered 13 in hlock numbered 29 sec ond ward of the city of Indianola in Red Willow county Nebraska for the municipal year ending April 30 1912 C H HYATT Applicant First publication April 20 3ts BtW5CSK0JJH i V 1 l -