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There are days of dizziness
Spells of headache sideache back
ache
Sometimes rheumatic pains
Often urinary disorders
All tell you plainly the kidneys are
sick
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St McCook Neb says I know
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getting up in the morning felt all
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Probate Notice to Creditors
In the County Court of Red Wil
low county Nebraska
In the matter of the estate of
Stephen N Wilson deceased
Notice is hereby given that the cred
itors of the said deceased will meet
the Administrator of said estate be
fore me County Judge of Red Willow
county Nebraska at the county court
Room in said county on the 18th day
March 1911 and on the ISth day of
August 1911 at 900 oclock a m
each day for the purpose of present
ing their claims for examination ad
justment and allowance Six months
are allowed for creditors to present
their claims and one year for the
Administrator to settle said estate
from the 17th day of February 1911
This notice will be published in The
McCook Tribune for four weeks suc
cessively commencing on the 23d day
of February 1911
Witness my hand and seal of said
court this 17th day of February A
D 1911 J C MOORE
Seal County Judge
C E ELDRED Atty
First publication Feb 23 4ts
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Bell Telephone
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What It Means
The Blue Bell Emblem the seal of tne Associated Bell
Telephone Companies stands for one of the greatest business
instrumentalities in the country a comprehensive associa
tion of affiliated companies co operating to give universal
communication over eleven million miles of wire by means
of five million telephones
The need of efficient and uni
versal telephone service is ex
emplified by the rapid progress of
the associated Bell companies
Ten years ago there were only
700000 Bell Telephones in use
while today every Bell Telephone
is connected with five million
other telephones
The Nebraska Telephone Com
pany has connection with 120000
telephones in this state including
about 50000 instruments of con
necting companies
The average increase in the
number of Bell Telephones in
Nebraska is C00 a month while
more than 1000 miles of wire is
strung every thirty days
Nebraska Telephone Co
CHASW KELLEY Local Manager
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HENPEC j CLUB
Qu er a hods of a Guscr Society In
Lancashire Lrolcnd
Of all the queer clubs that exist ic
the world you will I ad soiiie of the
queerest in Lancashire England Ow
of these is called the Henpecked club
As the title indicates its members are
all males and you can come across a
club in almost every Lancashire town
of any size
The meetings are held as a rule ill
some bar parlor and the discussions
are about members and often non
members -who have the reputation ol
being henpecked When evidence has
been brought to show that a particulai
man has allowed himself to come un
der his wifes thumb they tax him witl
it in the place of meeting The presi
dent delivers a lecture on the dangei
of a husband permitting his wife to
usurp his position as master and whet
the others have indorsed his remarks
the person to whom the speeches are
addressed is warned that if he con
tiuues to stand the henpecking he will
be made the subject of a demonstra
tion
The announcement that a henpeck
ed club demonstration is to take place
is received in the district with mixed
feelings The men applaud it and the
local police recalling similar displays
that led to trouble become a little
anxious On the evening appointed
the members of the club meet at a
public house where they arm them
selves with all kinds of household
utensils then led by concertina play
ers or a tin whistle band they start
out and march along the crowded
streets of the district
One man carries a broom another a
swab a third a shovel or a coal
scuttle or a fender or a poker Fire
tongst blacklead brushes washtubs
buckets everything used in the home
in fact is carried shoulder high As
they march along to the music in front
and the discordant clanging of their
baggage they sing snatches of songs
in which the name of the victim oc
curs often
The mission of the verses which
have been specially composed for the
occasion by a local poet is to hold up
the henpecked one to ridicule the rea
son for the demonstrators bearing the
household goods being of course to
remind him that having fallen under
petticoat government he will quickly
become the slavey
When they reach the cottage where
their victim resides they form a circle
in front of the door and sing and
clang their fenders and coal scuttles
more loudly than ever
The man inside is invoked by the
president during a halt in the pro
gram to be a man and join his
brethren Sometimes if he looks upon
the affair as more of a joke than any
thing else he does their bidding and
they reform and march to headquar
ters with him at their head Usually
however his wife appears instead
with a bucket of soapy water which
she promptly throws over the demon
strators or she quickly causes a clear
ance with a hose pipe
To the onlooker it is just an exhibi
tion for laughter and nothing more
but behind the scenes there is general
ly a lot of trouble and heartaching
A good number of these henpecked
demonstrations have sequels in police
courts Sometimes It is an enraged
victim being charged with assaulting
a demonstrator but more often than
not the sequel shows a wife appealing
to the magistrate for a separation or
der London Tit Bits
A Bullet Stopped the Game
Alfred de Musset the poet and
dramatist was almost as fond of
chess as of poetry He played nearly
every night at the Cafe de la Regence
and even the revolution of February
184S did not divert him from his
habit He turned up as usual and
finding no one there to play with in
sisted that the waiter should make a
game for him The waiter did so
though a fusillade was raging in the
Street outside and all went well until
a musket bullet smashed a mirror In
immediate proximity to the board
Musset was anxious to continue In
spite of the interruption but his op
ponent would not With monsieurs
permission he said we will adjourn
the game until after the republic has
been proclaimed Paris Gaulois
Sentimental Juries
Maitre Henri Robert the most fa
mous advocate in criminal cases at the
Paris bar told an audience almost
entirely composed of ladies that before
any jury a woman with some youth
some looks and a pretty voice has fiftj
chances out of a hundred of being
acquitted whereas a man would havt
only one If she knows how to shec
tears at the right moment she need
not worry a verdict of not guilty it
a dead certainty Pafis Letter
A Rogues Gallery
You know Mrs Van Gilders fam
ily portrait gallery that she started
last year
Yes
Well that great criminal detective
office who guarded the wedding pres
ents when Frostie Van Gilder married
the oldest De Graft boy told me that
he recognized seven of the portraits
and they had all done time whatever
that means Cleveland Plain Dealer
Woes of Wealth
Then wealth doesnt bring happi
ness
No Since we inherited money my
people dont want me to loaf in tin
grocery And I cant get no comfort
out of loafing in a bank The hours
are too short Pittsburg Post
Honorable industry always travels
the same road with enjoyment and
duty and progress is altogether im
possible without it Samuel Smiles
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DEADLY WINE GASIS
Their Action Upon the Flame of 4h
Safety Lamp
The safety lamp a heavy metal Ian
tern shaped object with a circulai
globe of heavy plate glass is the onl
light other than electricity that ran be
safely carried into a gaseous mine
The lamps are lit before they arc
taken into the mine and in udtiiti
are securely locked that no accident
or ignorant intention may expose Uk
open flame to the gases of the mine
Over a small sooty yellow Ihiis
which gives a light less bright than
that of an ordinary candle are two
wire gauze cones fitting snugly inside
the heavy globe and it is through
these cones that the flame draws the
air which supports it The presence of
black damp or carbon dioxide can
easily be detected if not by its odor by
the action of the flame which grow
dim and if the black damp exists i
any quantity is finally extinguished
White damp the highly explosive gas
which is most feared lias on the
other hand a totally different effect
In the presence of this gas the flame
of the safety lamp becomes pointed
and as the gas grows stronger the
flame seems to separate from the wick
and an almost Invisible blue cone
forms beneath it If the miner con
tinues to advance into the white damp
he will pass through a line in which
there are nine parts of air to one part
gas the explosive mixture and the
lamp will instantly register this ex
plosive condition by a sudden crack
ling inside the gauze and the extin
guishing of the flame Were it an open
lamp the explosion ignited by the
flame would sweep throughout the en
tire workings carrying death and de
struction before it but by the con
struction of the safety lamp the ex
plosion confines itself to the limited
area within the gauze cones and un
less the lamp is moved suddenly and
the flame is dragged through the gauze
at the instant that the explosion oc
curs within the globe it will not ex
tend beyond the gauze Atlantic
SPHERICITY OF THE EARTH
Parallax Bet Against It and Ho Lost
His Wager
The straiglitest canal in the world is
in England and runs from Erith in
Cambridgeshire to Delivers Sluice
twenty two miles away If was here
that years ago a decisive experiment
was conducted to prove the sphericity
of the earth At that time says High
ways and Byways In Cambridgeshire
a deluded gentleman who called him
self Parallax was obsessed with tlis
notion that the globe was a flat disk
and used to go lecturing with great
vigor on the subject After these lec
tures he invited questions none of
which was able to shake his belief
When asked for example Why does
the hull of a ship disappear below the
horizon while the masts remain vis
ible he would answer Because the
lowest stratum of air Is the densest
and therefore soonest conceals objects
seen through it Finally he showed
his whole hearted belief in his absurd
views by laying a heavy wager that no
one would disprove them The stakes
were deposited in the hands of judges
and the trial under agreed conditions
took place upon the New river as part
of the canal is called Three boats
were moored three miles apart each
provided with a crosstree of equal
height If the earth was spherical the
central cross would appear above the
other to an observer looking through
a telescope leveled from the crosstree
of the boat at either end if it was flat
he would see both the other crosstrees
as one Parallax declared that he
did see them so but the judges unani
mously decided against him and the
poor man lost his money
Were All Actors
Mmc Alexandria Viarda the Polish
tragedienne once propounded the fol
lowing
It is a strange thing but ask a man
to mend a rip in his coat
No he is not a tailor
Ask another to stop the faucet from
leaking
No lies not a plumber
Or another to do a bit of cabinet
work
No he is not a carpenter
But ask any one of the three or all
of them to enact a little part in a play
and each will smile in fatuous confi
dence and instantly acquiesce
But watch him act
Saintliness Unpopular
That state of mind which let us call
the ignominy of the virtuous is not
entirely confined to boys of nine
years I have seen grown men and
women being accused of saintliness
over whose faces passed an expression
of mortification They would accept
with more complacency the tribute
that they were getting to be devils in
their old age Atlantic
Lack of Tact
That man is about the most tact
less person I have ever known
I agree with you He would have
no more sense than to ask a barber to
subscribe to a fund for the purpose of
providing a monument for the inven
tor of the safety razor Chicago Record-Herald
She Knew Her Dad
Smithers Do you know any one who
has a horse to sell She Yes I sus
pect old Brown has Smithers Why
She Well papa sold him one yester
day -London Punch
Not Homemade
Defending Counsel to witness in
bandages Are you married Wit
ttess No I was knocked down by a
tab last week
Order of Hearing on Petition for Ap
pointment of Administrator
In the County Court of Red Willow
County Nebraska
State of Nebraska County of Red
Willow ss
To all persons interested in the
estate of Stephen N Wilson De
ceased
On reading the petition of Charles
T Wilson praying that the adminis
tration of said estate be granted to
M O McClure as administrator it
is hereby ordered that you and all
persons interested in said matter
may and do appear at the County
Court to he held in and for said coun
ty on the 17th day of February A
D 1911 at nine oclock a m to
show cause if any there be why the
prayer of the petitioner should not
be granted and that notice of the
pendency of said petition and that
the hearing thereof be given to all
persons interested in said matter by
publishing a copy of this order in
the McCook Tribune a weekly news
paper printed in said county for
three successive weeks prior to said
day of hearing
Witness my hand and seal of
said court this 30th day of January
A D 1911
Seal J C Moore
County Judge
C E ELDRED Attorney
First publication Feb 2 1911 3ts
Terms of District Court 1911
Chase county April 21 and Novem
ber 13
Dundy County March G and No
vember 20
Frontier county March 20 and Oc
tober 2
Furnas county February 20 May
29 and October 23
Gosper county January 30 and
September 25
Hayes county March 13 and Sep
tember 18
Hitchcock county May 1 and No
vember 27
Large and Small Jobs
are equally well looked after We
are ready at short notice to fix al
leaks or other repairs in your plumb
ing or in your heaters and stoves
All Jobs Thoroughly Understood
and after we are through with them
you will find us the best men who
ever did the same work for you and
we do it cheap
MiddletonRuby
Phone No 182 - McCook
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Red Willow county February G I DR 0 W EVERETT Mgr Lincoln Hrt
May 15 and October 9 i
Robert C Orr district judge
The McCook Tribune 100 a year
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VERY LOW ONE WAY RATES TO PACIFIC COAST A general basis of
2500 for one way colonist tickets to California Oregon Washington
and the Far West daily from March 10th to April 10th Tickets are
honored in coaches and through tourist sleepers
THROUGH TOURIST SLEEPER SERVICE Every day to Los Angeles
via Denver Scenic Colorado Salt Lake Route
Every day to San Francisco March 10th to April 10th via Denver
Scenic Colorado Ogden personally conducted tourist sleeper excurr
sions every Thursday and Sunday to Frisco thence Los Angeles via
Coast Line
Every day to Seattle Portland and Northwest
HOMESEEKERS EXCURSIONS March 7th and 21st to new territory
south west and northwest including Big Horn Basin
YELLOWSTONE PARK Think now about touring the Park this summer
inquire about the new and attractive way through this wonderland -an
eight day personally conducted camping tour from Cody via the
scenic entrance every thing provided different from all other tours
An ideal recreative and scenic outing for a small party of friends to
take Address Aaron Holm Proprietoro Cody Wyo or undersigned
If you are expecting to make any kind of a summer tour I shall be
glad to have you get in touch with me early
L W WAKELEY
General Passenger Agent
Omaha Nebraska
D F HOSTETTER
Ticket Agent
McCook Nebraska
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