NOBODY SPARED Kidney Troubles Attack McCook Men and Women- Old and Young Kidney ills seize young and old Come quickly with little warning Children suffer in their early years I Cant control the kidney secretions Girls are languid nervous suffer pain Women worry cant do daily work Men have lame and aching backs The cure for man woman or child j Is to cure the cause the kidneys j Doans Kidney Pills cure sick kid neys Cure all forms of kidney suffering McCook testimony proves it Mrs Thomas Croughan 412 B Ave McCook Nebr says A mem ber of our family suffered from back ache caused by disordered kidneys This person also had headaches and got up in the morning feeling all tired out Doans Kidney Pills were finally used and they brought splen did results I have observed the good work that Doans Kidney Pills have done in many cases of kidney trou ble and therefore I do not hesitate to recommend them For sale by all dealers Price 50 cents Foster Milburn Co Buffalo New York sole agents for the Unit ed States Remember the name Doans and take no other For LaGrippe Coughs arid Stuffy Colds Take Foleys Honey and Tar It gives quick relief and expels the cold from your system It contains no opiates is safe and sure A Mc Millen A weekly newspaper that publish twenty one columns of good reliable news each week is rare in these days of cheap weeklies intended only to sell some article that the publisher Is interested in Credit is due The Weekly Inter Ocean and Farmer for keeping its columns filled with fresh ami rarc Give it g trial dj miDst ribing through The McCook Tribune When buying a cough medicine for children bear in mind that Cham berlains Cough Remedy is most ef fectual for colds croup and whoop ing cough and that it contains no harmful drug For sale by all drug gists Typewriter papers typewriter rib bons carbon papers manifolding pa per mimeograph paper a large se lection to choose from at The Trib une office We never hesitate to guarantee Lily Patent flour At the McCook Flour and Feed Store The McCook Tribune 100 a year if Tli S i tk JWV HI EJ Bag Uj ciW 4 xsr xWify Krj ffr isR That Ffokes the Baking Better Failures are almost impossible with Chii t Vf know that it will give you better reih Wo know tint the bakiim will be purer lo whalcfiomc We know that it Will be more evenly raseJ Anil we know that Calumet is more eci inimical bwlh in its u e and cost We know tli e things because we have tmt the quality into it we liae sefii it tried out in every way It is used nowin millions of liomes and its sales are RrowmK daily It is the rz dern bakmjr ponder Have you tried it C tlumet is highest in quaity moderate in price Received Hichest Award Wcrlds Pure Food Exposition Raking powdeS Mn icT p v xa - a MADE BY THE TKA fflvNtU Do you know that fully nine out of nvery ten cases of rheumatism are niply rheumatism of the muscles lae to cold or damp or chronic heumatism and require no internal treatment whatever Apply Cham berlains Liniment freely and see how quickly it gives relief For sale by all druggists This paper and The Weekly Inter Ocean and Farmer 125 gets both or one year Special deal The Difference What is known as New Yorks wealthy rainily averages three and three fifths persons while the poor family averages five and two fifths persons JOINT SERVICE Bell Telephone and Western Union Telegraph Every Bell Telephone a Telegraph Station Effective February 1 1911 SUBSCRIBERS STATIONS If you are a subscriber to Hie Bell Telephone System and wish to send a telegram a Night Lei or or a Cablegram use your tele phone Say Telegram to the operator and you will be connected with a Western Union office from w lich your message will be sent by telegraph and charged in your monthly account At night on Sundays or holidays when the local telegraph of fice may be closed you will be connected with an open Western Union office WITHOUT ADDITIONAL CHARGE PUBLIC STATIONS You may also send Telegrams and Cablegrams from our Public Pay Stations The arrangements vary at different classes of sta tions but as rapidly as possible we shall equip them with full direc tions Nebraska Telephone Co CHAS W KELLEY Local Manager BuIIard Lumber Co Sells the Best Lumber and Coal BULLARD LUMBER CO Phone no onumenlt to Recall Battle ferry Woe ffgfenTp UMODORE OLI VER HAZARD PERRYS victory over tlie Lfrmsli in his memorable naval engagement on Lake Erie on Sept 10 1S13 is to be commemo rated in several ways by the peo ple of the United States One is a monument and another a celebra tion of his tri umph at which did so much to assure Americas victory in the war of 1S12 The centennial of this battle will be held on Lake Erie iu 1U13 and at least ten states are expected to par ticipate There will probably be an attempt made to reproduce the con llicting fleets and the details of the Terry triumph This will be a big affair and is ex pected to attract several hundred fmm 5yw by John Eibenman DLSIGN Toil PEItllY MEMORIAL ON IiAKK KKIE thousand people but it will not be the principal feature of the Perry cen tennial because it will be but tempo rary The permanent feature will be in the form of a monument to be erected at Put-in-Bay and for which congress lias already made an appropriation of 2CO0O The dedication ceremonies of this memorial may be one of the leading features of the celebration From present plans the Perry monu ment will be one of the most novel ever erected being a combination of the artistic with utilitarian features For instance the monument itbelf will doubtless be an immense shaft of granite and tentative architectural provisions have been made in the base for assenil Iy halls and offices Again the position of the monument urr Sandusky O is so commanding T at it can serve as a lighthouse i well The wireless telegraph of course will be an adjunct of the light liise and provision can easily be made for an observatory without marring its architectural beauty Another public feature at the base of the structure will be an aquarium showing specimens of the fish indig enous to the great lakes more partic ularly Beating the Devil Around a Stump It may seem a reflection on the New York police force to say that one of its members recently pursued a thief for ten minutes in a twelve foot circuit before catching him yet such was the case and no blame should be attach ed to the cop per either It happened in this manner A policeman saw a pickpocket deftly demonstrate his skill on lower III oudway so im mediately gave pursuit The thief saw the QLs pursuer and dashed for a nearby of fice building with the policeman liter ally at his heels The thief just had time to enter one of the partitions of the revolving door so perforce the officer took the next The thief had no time to jump out either into the build ing or the street for the quick witted bluecoat kept the door revolving at high speed Finally a spectator phoned headquarters and a surrounding squad appeared and the circular pursuit was euded OLD ED HOWE RETIRES Epigrammatic Kansas Editor Seeks Farm For Rest Kansas has jarred the American newspaper world and a large portion of its readers by announcing the retire ment of Old Ed Howe as editor of the Atchison Globe For thirty three years this brilliant editor has flashed epigrams of clever philosophy at his townsmen the majority of which wore bo good that they have been copied in every section of the United Slates Now at the age of fifty six Howe has decided to turn his paper over to a son and retire to his country home Potato Hill near Atchison and issue a small periodical called Smiths Quarterly just to amuse himself no Intends doing all the work too writing typesetting makeup and press work for he- knows the entire game AV v Lvvjc rt or v - I2DWAKD W HOWE except linotyping He began his news paper career at twelve in his fathers printing office where he was required to set two galleys of long primer daily Now though fifty six he is still keen for everything but the worries of a newspaper office Ho began the publi cation of the Globe at the age of twenty-three and speedily made it perhaps the best known small town paper in the country His Globe Sights were copied everywhere The following are typical paragraphs Anothei girl who took piano lessons ex pecting to go Into society has turned out a stenog When a young man and a young woman have been engaged a long time they talk as rough to each other as married people If women are so amiable and sweet why Is It that other women do not care for them as roomers and boarders In talking of his retirement and his little publication Howe remarked I am too old a man to become an Iconoclast and too big a CQward to give people occasion to shoot at me YOUTHFUL SENATOR ELKINS Heir to Fathers Toga at Thirty five but Noted For Ability Davis Elkins who has been named by Governor Glasscock of West Vir ginia to fill the senatorial vacancy caused by the death of his father Ste phen B Elkins until the legislature meets is cited as an example of a rich mans son who his not been spoiled by wealth Though but thirty five years of age and therefore one of the y A J lail by American Prets Association SENATOR DAVIS ELKINS youngest men who have sat in the United States senate he is known to the citizens of his state as a man of great agility in both a business and political way ne has long been rec ognized as being next to his father in command of the Elkins millions He Is named after his maternal grandfather Henry Gassaway Davis former senator from West Virginia and candidate for the vice presidency In 1904 on the Democratic ticket head ed by Alton B Parker Davis Elkins took a special course in civil engineering at Harvard to fit him for the management of his fa thers extensive coal and railroad properties At twenty five he was given partial command being made a director of the Morgantown and King wood railroad which though but fifty miles iu length occupies a strategic position in the West Virginia coal fields He is now president of this company and also of the Elkins Coal company The new senator also has had military experience having serv ed as captain on the staff of General Schwan in Porto Rico during the Span ish war It is predicted that if the Republic ans rccaiiture the West Virginia leg islature by 1913 when the elder El kins term expires his sou will be reg ularly elected to the place the proph ets believing he will be a political power by that time NOTICE OF HEARING In the county court of Red Willow Nebraska In the matter of the adoption of Fred die Doe real nan e unknown a minor child All persons interested will take notice that on the 21th day of December 1910 William Ebbeka and Lena Ebbeka his wife filed tlu ir petition for the adoption of said ir inor child Freddie Do real name unknown and that on the same day Eugenia II Day the guardian of the said minor child filed her relinq uishment and consent to the proposed adoption of said minor child by said William Ebbeka and Lena Ebbeka his wife that said matter will be heard b the count court at the county court room in the city of McCook in said county on the 14th day of February 1911 at the hour of ten oclock a in at wiiKb time and place objection to such proposed adoption will be luard It is further ordered that service of this notice bemade by publicationonce a weok for five successive weeks in The McCook Tribune a newspaper printed and published in said county Witness my hand and ofiicial seal this 24th day of December 1910 Seal J C MOORE County Judge First publication Jan 5 5t NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION Department of the Interior U S Land Office at Lincoln Neb Dec 22 1910 Notice is hereby given that Eliz abeth M of Box Elder Neb who on November 1G 1903 made Homestead Entry No 1S23G Serial No 01091 for the West Half of North West Quarter of Section Lship 4 n Range 29 w 6th Pnn Merid ian has hied notice of intention to make final five year proof to establish claim to the land above described be fore J C Moore County Judge at Mc Cook Neb on the 2Sthda of January 1911 Claimant names as witnesses Charles Mundy Frank Lytle James C Dedman George Harrison all of IIok Elder Neb Chas F Shedd Register Received on Account Ian ji ttr t t tin Jiiit it i uut uasu oreuii sups ecu for sale at The Tribune office 1000 50c Per Large and Small Jobs are equally well looked after We are ready at short notice to fix all leaks or other repairs in your plumb ing or in your heaters and stoves All Jobs Thoroughly Understood and after we are through with them you will find us the best men who ever did the same work for you and we do it cheap MiddletonRuby Phone No 182 - McCook Nebr Lincoln Sanitarium WET jli lW inn wimunnLiUlfflP Sulpho Saline Springs Located on our own pramises and us4 in the Natural Mineral Water Jh Unsurpassed in the treatment of eumailsm Eeart Stomach Kidney and Lirsr Diseases Moderate Chrgu Addrcu DR 0 W EVERETT Mgr Lincoln He BUY lajnI OF THE BURLINGTON IN THE Big Horn Basin Wyoming The census figures tell the story Population now more than 15000 people as against 4000 populaton last census and this gain cally all in the last five years MAKE MONEY ON LAND Five years ago these lands were selling from 1500 to 2000 per acre The same lands with improvements are now selling as high as 6000 to 8000 You can homestead just as good lands today just as close to the railroad or buy just as good raw lauds at 4500 to 5000 and make as much money as those who invested then GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR before the completion of the new line to the North west where you can locate close to new growing towns that will help to make your land valuable Write me and let me tell you all about this rcih new irrigated territory D CLEM DEAVER General Agent Landseekers Information Bureau 1004 Farnam Street Omaha Neb Srr23rVX AXgHgggggg5aggggTCTggg RrrFfTTFvyivt rvvvvlii v t vvhvr y wvffTy r ifi rvv wwrw v v vn irvvryviya V Franklin Pres G II Watkins Vice Pres R A Green Cshr The Citizens National Bank of McCook 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