Si h EV 1 jKIV - WSJC i it- fgMfgOJt8LJTttWg V - 1 i b McConnell for drugs McConncll fills prescriptions McMilien irT erJrticn druggist Kodaks and kodak Council Druggist tens will be held two weeks Only letters are affected by this new or- FCJR SALE FOR RENT ETC For Rent Steam heated rooms on Jiafn ave Phone black 133 XR RENT Dwelling house Phone cedar 983 or 25 tf i FOR RENT Furnished room with lighi heat and bath Phone red 345 FQR RENT Tvo 5 room cottages shade and lawn close in 4 rooms 2QOoern Main avenue furnished or unfurnished Mrs J I Lee Phone zed 55 FQR SALE Wheat and barley 5traw and cane hay Dave Deveny cherry 1C51 FOR SALE My residence at 601 4tlt street E Address J S Williams or phone black 189 tf -V I FOR RENT OR SALE 4 room Souse Small sum down and balance Mrs Julia Yager West McCook WANTED Poultry of all kinds at I tne National Hotel 10 tf WANTED Chickens of all kinds it the National HoteL 24tf TPtyjW supplies Mc- We never hesitate to guarantee Lily Patent Hour At the McCook Flour ard Feed Store The best I ever used is what they say after using Pure Gold flour MAGNERS Phone 14 Huber handles the Carhartt gloves and caps other makes Dont delay your Christmas adver tising too long The early adver tiser jets the pick of the best spaces and locations ttyou have a watch clock or val uable pie e cf jewelry to be repair ed and want iL doie wich skill and dispatch bring it on your next visit L C STOLL CO SS35S22SSi a y 1V GK DtICWID BY j v2 v 8EcnEMAYEit ca j W B Street t S B Jf S j wr O LLLr n ZtiHsa icn Boys9 verc DIDNT WASTE WORDS The Stoical Mountaineer Simply An swered the Question i For stoical indifference aud taci turnity said a young man from Knoxvllle Tenn who was visiting in Louisville a few days ago I never saw ariy one that could equal the Ken tucky mountaineer Two years ago I was camping dur ing the suminer with a party of young men a lid women in the mountains During our stay there we became ac quainted with an old mountaineer whom we called Sara lie always re ferred to his wife iis Maria mid we fell into the same habit Last year we returned to the same place to camp As we were going up find even if it does mean a smaller stone Just as a matter of sentiment youH want to know that it is right and tiien if you ever get in hard luck 3oucan pawn the good ring for two thirds of its value Cleveland Plain Dealer monthly payments Inquire of fineness of the tongue tip and the The Toads Tongue The skillful manner in which a pet toad used its wonderfully formed tongue entitled it to be ranked as an expert For one thing It showed wonderful skill In judging distances The tongue was never darted out until -the Insect came within a certain range The accuracy of the creatures aim was another matter for surprise The insects were generally in motion when the tongue was darted out against triem but the arrow never failed to hit The rapidity with which the tongue was shot forth excited much wonder The operation is a complex one The tongue is doubled or folded up when in the mouth Therefore a twofold action Is required an uncoil ing of the weapon and then the dart ing of It forth The withdrawing of the tongue with the captured insect on the tip was not less remarkable Not withstanding the rapid motion the struggles of the prey the victim was jiever dropped Exchange Graves In China There are various kinds of graves in China The graves are dug generally fftngfaii Buying Suits or oats vl13 not jje that have the style and are made lo fit ami retain their shape a ell as mens Our best all wool suits 5 00 to 8 oc Other good grades in worsted and cashmeres 2 50 to 450 SONS McCook Neb the groun1 while according to an old custom the mounds of the graves of emperors were thirty feet in height 1 hose of territorial lords fifteen feet and those of barons without territories and of lord stewards eight feet while for inferior ollicials and common peo ple mounds only four feet in height were erected Pines were planted on the tombs of emperors a species of oak on those of territorial lords a spe cies of willow on those of barons and lord stewards and elm trees on those of inferior ollicials Although there are no territorial lords and lord stew ards now in China men of high rank still have their tombs constructed in accordance with this old custom He Loved His Enemies James MaeNeill Whistler looked flirt mAimtnin nnfli Inn itf also and a full line of i upon life as upou a kind of wnrfar e uuu tuu wuri ui aml waB never s0 uaiJV as wlmi m 111 U ULLp SlUUJ Hello Sam we all called Wheres Maria Shes comin back there he said directing his thumb backward over his shoulder was quarreling with somebody He fs quoted as having said when asked if he did not have many friends Yes I have many friends and I am grate ful to them but those whom most I love are my enemies not in a Bihlknl went on up tne mountain natn seuse 0h no but bPms theviUeej and a short distance farther came upon 0nJ always busy always up toPHie a parry of mountaineers transporting a imrk either fighting them- or proving dead body in a rickety wagon It was them idiots - a funeral party Imagine our surprise when we were informed that the Yes we have the Pierced Brass ceased was Maria Sam had not thought goods and tlm little sets of tools it worth his pains to inform that to do the work with It is the la 1 Marin was dead when In s fffl slw lest thing Come- in and let us show you C R VOODWOIITH Druggist We bougfet a salesmans samples j f cut glass last week and are of fering some beautiful pieces at much less than rervv nrice L C STOLL CO The Jewelers At our store you can have a large Tariety to select from in cold creams aratfons fancy- perfumes soaps shampoo powder liquid and paste Trade with us and receive the bene fit of the extra endeavor we make at all times to have the best of every thing C R WOODWORTH Druggist The postoffice department has re cently isued an order affecting the time letters will be held bearing the name and address of the senders In tlie past those letters not indi cating the return limit have been held thirty days Hereafter they will be held only five days But in fourth class offices whfen not addressed to a per was comui r Times baric there LrtssvHle THE ENGAGED HIM 3 Advice the Jewc r Ga s its Vouny Man Who Vas Some of 1hw jtnvriors -re hii ac commodating lot reinsrirt thp young man in the light mit I v it in th other dav to buy a diamond ring For a ladyV the clerk asked I told him it was An engagement ring he asked mt further ii Yes 1 told him getting a little bit peeved but I dont see what business it is of -yours what I intend to do with the ring after paid for it out of my own private funds Dont be offended says the clerk in a conciliatory tone I was just go ing to suggest that if it was simply a present no engagement going son living on a rural route the let- you to get the best quality you can with ftVjou go in for size rather than for quality and when the girl comes in to Inquire about its value well He r0 or 75 worth for you But if its an engagement ring I would advise Then He Sulked Mrs Guschley remarked to me that it must be pleasant to be married if o a clever man said Iroudleys wife And what did you say quericd Proudley I told her of course that I didnt know that I had only been married on- e Suffering becomes beautiful when one bears great calamities with cheer fulness not through Insensibility but through greatness of mind Aristotle POET OF MANY VERSES An Anecdote of Pellegrin an Eight eenth Century Bard The impecunious French poets of the middle eighteenth century used to con sort at the cafes where sometimes they would pick up customers One of the worst and at the same time the most facile of the bards was Pelle grin of whom a characteristic story is told in An Eighteenth Century Mar quise One day a newcomer entered the cafe and began complaining that he was going to be married and had no epithnlamlum for his wedding Pel legrin hastened to offer one of his own compositions A deal was soon ar ranged and the price agreed upon was 20 sous a verse The poet disappeared The bridegroom was presently accost ed by a stranger who began a con versation on various subjects and sud denly said By the by my friend what price are you paying Pellegrin Twenty sous a verse Hm Is that too dear No doubtfully riot if you fixed the length of the poem I never thought of doing that When is be to bring your epitbalq mlum Tomorrow morning Tomorrow morning cried the stranger Why you must be rolling in money What do you mean That you will have to pay for at least a thousand verses Oh what a fraud exclaimed the bridegroom and rushed off to find Pel legrin In his attic The versifier had just completed his hundredth verse The Difference What is known as New Yorks wealthy family averages three and three fifths persons while the poor family averages five and two fifths persons The Uplift The present generation has seen a wonderful development in kindliness from twelve fppt to thirteen feet below helpfulness and unselfishness v jaSt l dilemiu Tangle of Red Tape In an Eng lish Extradition Case GETTING AROUND THE LAW Only the Quick Wit of the Canadian Police Inspector Kept a Notorious Criminal In Custody When In Realty j He Was as Free as the Air The manner in which a prisoner ex tradited to England from a foreign country hi treated while on the voyage home depends very much on the de tective who has him in charge and also on whether or no there is any suspicion that he mny be contemplat ing violence eitljor to himself or to others For iitnce in the case of Jahez Balfour who was taken to England all the way from Buenos Aires there was a strong suspicion probably ill founded that he contemplated com mitting sulfide Consequently Insjrec tor Froest who had him in charge de cided to take no risks that he could possibly avoid The regulations do not permit of an unconvicted prisoner being handcuffed on board ship once the vessel has left port and he must be allowed one hours exercise on deck each day These Indulgences If indulgences they may oe called were therefore not withheld from Balfour But he got few others For twenty three hours out of every twenty four he was immured in a locked cabin ITe was not permitted even to enter the public dining room his meals being brought to him by Mr Froest himself after the rest of the passengers had fed He was besides constantly watched and was subjected to a most rlirorons search immediately on com ing aboard His only relaxation was an occa sional game of chess with some of the passengers who kindly came to his cabin to play with him by permission and in the presence of his keeper This sea Imprisonment lasted exactly one month and a day and Balfour afterward declared that It was the most trying experience of a captivity that was destined to continue for nearly twelve years One of the longest and In Its later stages one of the pleasnntest voyages ever undertaken by an unconvicted criminal was that whleh Chnrles Hyl ton Davidson the notorious forger made some years back In the custody of Chief Inspector Murray of the Ca nadian department of justice Murray tracked the wanted man to Mexico and secured his extradition to Canada But then his difficulties be gan He could not bring his prisoner to Canada by the direct route through the United fjtntes for Immediately Davidson set foot In that countrv he could have demanded to be released There was therefore nothing for it but to convey him by way of Jamaica and England and thence back across the Atlantic to Quebec On the voyage Murray kept David son under close observation although allowing him considerably more free dom than Froest allowed Balfour When however he had got safely as far as London he was both mortified and astonished at the likelihood of his having had all his trouble for nothing The law was he was told that a prisoner extradited from a foreign country to a British colony could not be kept In custody In England for longer than twenty four hours nor could he be tnken as a prisoner on board a British ship sailing from a British port Here was a dilemma Davidson was free as air had he only known it But Murray wqs equal to the occasion Look here Davidson he said Ive got you safe There Is only the last stage of the journey to complete If I allow you to travel saloon with me as an ordinary first class passenger will you give me your word to play me no tricks To this proposition Davidson know ing nothing of the real state of affairs was naturally quite ready to agree And so it came to pass that one of the most notorious criminals Canada has ever known came home In state free yet not free a voluntary prisoner and yet an involuntary one Pearsons Weekly Tactful Truth I appeal to Mr Verity whose truth fulness nobody doubts said the out raged hostess with a glitter in her eye Mr Verity do you think I sup ply my boarders with bad butter The others looked eager attention to it Madam he answered with a bow the truth on which you compliment me forces me to declare that your but ter is one of your strong points Baltimore American Bites The safest way to measure your maximum bite longitudinally is to lay it out on an ear of corn To get the depth of the bite measure it In a slice of watermelon Boston Globe And the best way to determine the capacity of your bite is to watch you eat beans Cleveland Plain Dealer Serious Mother Oh Effie What has hap penedto your dolly Effie The doc tor says its a nervous breakdown He prescribed mucilage Life Sorrow is a school of virtue It cor rects levity and interrupts the confl uence of sinning Atterbury iijWiigyir ftmjr CONGRESSMAN NORRISTO SPEAK Before the Nebraska State Teachers Association Friday Night The illness of Senator Bourne of Oregon placed the management of the state teachers association in a position from which Congressman George W Norris of our city has consented to relieve them by prom ising to fill the date the senator is unable to meet on account of a se vere attack of la grippe So on Friday evening of this week the congressman will tell before that great and august body in the audi torium Lincoln the story of insur gency a telling which so delighted an audience of some 1500 people ir his home city a few weeks since This speech of Congressman Norrir is regarded by competent critics as being the clearest and most instruc tive exposition of the rise and pro gress of the insurgent movement yet placed before the public The Trib une has no doubt it will be well re ceived by the state teachers and that tre congressman will ably substitute for the popular and progressive Ore gon ian The Two Orphans So much has been said and writ ten concerning The Two Orphans vhich is the next attraction at the Temple theatre that it would seem as if the mere announcement of this great play would be sufficient to ack the theatre from pit to dome However for the benefit of the few who have not read the book we of fer the following history and synop sis of what is correctly classed as the strongest French melodrama ever written The Two Orphans was written by DEnery and the theme was inspired b3 the profligacy and wantonness of the nobles in France during the reign of Louis in the fif teenth century This shortly led up o an utter disregard on tbe part of the nobility for the polittical as well as the moral rights of the common iccple and was directly responsible for the French Revolution It was into this seething mold that DEnery poured the genius that was to make him famous as one of the foremost French authors Fired by the terrible condition and the wrongs of his compatriots he produced this play that stirred the blood of the French people to the boiling point and assured his popularity for all time The play was first produced in this country by A M Palmer who used the Kate Claxton version and from the rise of the curtain on the initial performance this struggling manager was assured of a success ful future and of a fortune from this great piece in which old and more experienced producers had refused to risk their money The fact that the big majority of people are not satisfied with witnessing it once but go to see it again and again at tests its wonderful effectiveness and human interest which accounts for its wonderful popularity5 A Large Audience Present A large and appreciative audience attended the production of A Mod ern Woodmen in the Temple Thea known play was given here for the second time by direction of Lieut Ellis and under auspices of Noble camp 665 of this city The skill of the gentleman having the play in charge as well as the mer it of the cast assured a successful rendition and it is pleasing to note that so large and enthusiastic an audience responded Following is the cast Bridge on County Line Finished The bridge on the county line be tween Red Willow and Hitchcock counties is finished It is expected that the bridge will be open for travel in a week or ten days It will be a great convenience in this sec tion of this and adjoining county Buy drugs of Woodworth The Baptist pulpit is again sup plied See announcements Cameras and photo supplies C R WOODWORTH Druggist California Orange Blossom honey at MAGNERS Phone 14 Dont forget the junk sale at Na tional hotel Saturday Dec 10 at 2 p m If you have not used McMillens Cream Lotion one trial will make you a customer Wood to burn pyrography goods of all kinds extra bulbs points etc C R WOODWORTH Druggist Note the new ads of A Latimer Wilson and F L Stream ofCreston Iowa appearing elsewhere in this is sue The best cough syrup is the most efficient Use McMillens Cough Remedy and be convinced of its merits The Tribune can show prospective Christmas advertisers some desirable special holiday cuts if they will ap ply at the office Cuts speak loud er than words often We absolutely guarantee our hot water bottles and fountain syringes They are made of pure fresh ruber and we stand ready to back up the sale of every one with our own per sonal insurance C R WOODWORTH Druggist The man without a home the ship without a harbor are examples of misguided calculations Make your banking home with the First Na tional Bank while you are earning money and in your old age you can live comfortably on the income from it Thanksgiving Reminds Us that there are only 25 Shopping- Days Before Christmas jj pT tT lTM and we wish to extend to you an urgent invitation to come in next week and look over our Large Assortment of Practical Christmas Gifts which we will have on Grand Display in our Millinery Section affording you an excellent opportunity for early and satisfactory selections Remember the Great Reductions on all Trimmed Hats this week We are closing them all out at about half price Secure one of these great bargains H C CLAPP Dry Goods Millinery and Ladies Furnishings n J f i t i 4 r ii Am -HI v H - fw