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CITY CHURCH ANNOUHCEHENTS
Conguegatioval Pna hin at 11
and 8 oclock Sunday school at 10 a
m Christian Endeavor 7 oclock
Prayer meeting Wednesday evening
at eight oclock The public is cor
dially invited to these BQrvices
Rkv R T Bayne Pastor
Catholic Order of services Mass
730 a m Mass and sermon 1030
a m Evening service at uu sun
day school 230 p m
WM PATTON O M I
Mkthodist Sunday school at 10 am
Sermons by pastor at 11 and 8 ClaBS
at 12 Junior League at 3 Epworth
League at 645 Prayer mooting Wed
neBduy night at 745
Bryant Howe Pastor
Baptist
a m
p m
nlt 1 at ten oclock
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at 8 n m A most cordial invitation is
0 nded to all to worship with ue
Francis E Iams Pastor
EVANGELIOAI LUTHERAN CONGREGA
TIONAL Sunday School at 030 a m
Preaching at 1030 a m and 730 p m
by pastor Junior C E at 130 p m
Senior C E at 700 p m Prayer
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ELDER F D HOBSON Pastor
The Ghaufauffua
Program
Cf Plan to spend all possible time
on the assembly ground Get
i into the spirit of occasion Meet
the lecturers face to face
ROSEYDESEBT
TANGLE 0
Hew York Gharaoter Enters
Clothing Business
HE INVESTS NEPHEW DIVESTS
Bar Aint What It Was Used to Be
Declares Dean of Essex Market Po
lice Court and Individualism Has
Disappeared Entirely Will Not Do
scrt Pinochle Games Though
One of the legal lights of New York
has retired and gone into trade too
in the person of Elyman Rosencheiu
j known to thousands of the masses
irencuing at i1 a m ana 10 ug Rosej the lawyer
B Y P U 345 p m Prayer 1 P mnr rl von rs hr
police court In New York but at the
age of sixty four he has formed a part
nership with a nephew in the cloak
and clothing business because as he
says the law aint what it used to
be
Kosey summarizes his career and
legal maxims as follows
1 Born in the province of Posen
T V many I came to this country iu 1S71
J J
on normno
day evenings at 730 All Germans
- at the age of twenty five or maybe
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cordially invited to these services
I tity sx Soon I entered upon the
Rev GustavHenkelmann
8ta of tbe avv l am l so oId but
505 3rd street West
what I well my Orst case remember
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE Services A lady client had fallen downstairs
hnd sustained infernal injuries
Sunday at 11 a m and Wednesday
at 8 p m Reading room open all Banana Skin First Case
the time Science literature on sale - a banana skin was on the staircase
Meets now in the northeast corner The defense sought and besought to
of courthouse basement prove that the banana skin had been
placed on the stairs subsequent to her
Evangelical Lutheran Regular Ger fall and not consequent to it They
wan preaching services in church dastardly claimed that she had pur
corner of E and 6th street east posely willfully maliciously and irrel
ery Sunday morning at 1030 All evantly herself dropped or caused to
Germans cordially invited fall the banana skin the stairs upon
REV GROTHEER Pastor I succeeded after a long battle in
which at one time 1 had seventeen law
CHRISTIAN Bible school at 10 books stacked in front of me in intro-
oclock Preaching services second duciug in evidence the fact that my
and fourth Lords days of each month client did not like bananas and there
and also on fifth Lords days when fore could not have dropped the ba
they occur Senior Christian nana skin 1 won the case 14 and a
or at 7 oclock A welcome awaits modest fame
all who will worship with us
1 But that was a long time ago and
nowadays we do not have such cases
We have these days a lot of people
gathered in by the police and it is raus
with them quick The individualism
the consideration of each case at
length and the reviewing of it in its
various aspects is all gone Maybe in
the supreme court it lingers yet but
not in our lower courts
Clothing and Pinochle Left
Maybe 1 have made SoOOOOO dur
inc my career I shall be a silent
tA FEAST OF REASON AND FLOW partner in my nephews business 1
OF SOUL invest he divests The high cost of
living it is a terrible thing It is one
rVonf T rfnrp reason having something to do with
b eCVV my retirement I enter the clothing
inspiring WlUSlC business and am assured clothes now
Refined Entertainment Und any profit I make that can go for
Chautauqua Reading Circle food so as the high cost of living
shant me yet But luxuries 1 can-
Seton Indian School tor trie get
not aUow myselfmaybe a suower
Children bath in the morning followed by golf
a brisk game of pinochle that is all
OF Read the catalog of the step to get more That is a splendid
blv and co operate with the rule which I am only glad to recom
management to make the as
sembly an annual affair for our
town
Cf Get your season tickets early
for the whole family then use
them
A Comfortable Chautauqua Scene
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Weatherwax Brothers
Quartette
They sing delightfully and two of
lis brothers are readers of great abil
ity They are features of the
CHAUTAUQUA
mend to the youth of America ana no
charge lt is a favor
POCKET PICKED BY TWIG
Watch Found Hanging to Bough Year
After Loss
A pickpocket has been discovered in
the woods near Riverhead N Y but
was not arrested It was a twig
In December 190S L M Raynor
of Riverhead was in the woods and
unknown to him at the time a twig
picked his pocket neatly extracting his
watch
He did not unow 01 ms ius
came upon some rotting boards and
1 IIL
PRESENT
It Was the Ge cf the Wedding Gifts
Hf Assured the Bride
Pored tinitJikaily bon u ln found
himself In I lie mum where lite gitts
were displaced Hut ilien lie might
as well be here an any place else he
argued for everything connected with
u wedding was a bore His gaze wan
dered listlessly over the collection of
silver meat forks cut glass berry bowls
and onyx clocks till It fell on a faded
little old Japanese print almost hidden
behind a hideous chafing dish that
looked as if it might have been hand
ed down by the cliff dwellers
lu another moment he was before
it tingling with excitement the spirit
of the collector rampant
An Utamaro sure as youre alive
he exclaimed looking about for some
one with whom to share his joy Any-
real thing
A what
his glasses
It is by Utamaro the master of
Japanese artists lie answered as he
meeting and Bible study on Wednesday I practice1 cllIeIy iu the Essex Market fled 1 in search of Ms wife Sbe would
ntwlnrclMnil Tn think Of wnStintT it
on those donkeys who wont know it
from a signboard he grumbled
He found her shaking hands with
the bride so he rushed up and rung
tbe girl hand enthusiastically I
have just been admiring that peachy
Utamaro he exclaimed excitedly
A peachy Utamaro Whats that i
asked the bride mystified
That rare old Japanese print up
there It- the gem of your whole lay
out
Oh exclaimed the bride faintly
looking a little queer so he thought
as she turned to greet another guest
As his wife dragged him away he
demanded to know what the dickens
was the matter with that Utamaro i
It was our present to them she
moaned I didnt dare tell you lou
would have wanted it for your collec
tion Los Angeles Times
A BOSTON LANDMARK
The Grasshopper Weather Vane Perch-
ed Atop Faneuil Hall
Perched on the cupola of Faneuil
ban is a grasshopper weather vane
which is not only one of the oldest
miiriii cliurc li in Cambridge wuicu
formerly was on the steeple of the
New Brick church on Hanover street
in this city and known as the revenge
vane the 0111 in the collection of the
Massachusetts Historical society a rel
ic of the old Boston province house
and the one on Faneuil hall
This grasshopper of copper hammer
ed out by hand has large glassy eyes
which in the sunlight shine like fire
It was made in 1742 at the order of
Peter Faneuil when the hall his gift
to the town was nearing completion
It has uot however lived a life of
unbroken peace for several times it
has been near destruction In Moo
when Boston was shaken by an earth
quake the vane fell to the ground but
after being supplied with a new leg by
the son of the man who made it it was
replaced
Five years later Faneuil hall was
spriouslv damaged by fire- but the
QT Invite your friends in the East a placid existence but one 1 shall vane remained intact and when the
01 Hnrintr Chautauciua love hall was rebuilt the grasshopper was
J - t n lrv An Mir nlnitn rf linnnp
i Yes lor a young man 10 yu iulu mc uuw jnu iuc hu v- u
law is overcrowded But any youug
man will succeed if he will only prac
tice my own motto which is Make the
most of what you have while at the
same time not neglecting to take every
Another disaster befell it when in
1SSU a flag was being raised to cele
brate the anniversary of the evacua
tion of the city by the British The hop
per hopped to the street below But
in a few days it hopped right back
again aud there it has remained ever
since with the exception of an occa
sional removal for repairs Boston
Globe
When Solid Iron Floats
Experiments have shown that if a
ball of solid iron be lowered into a
mass of liquid iron by means of a
metal fork the ball at first sinks to
the bottom with the fork but that in
a few seconds it will leave the prongs
and rise to the surface where it con
tinues to float until it melts The ris
ing is explained by the expansion of
the ball due to heating whereby it
becomes bulk for bulk less dense than
until he reached home and he did not lue moltell raetal St Louis Republic
know what had become of the watcn
Walking in the woods recently Raynor
saw his watch depending from a twig
about the level of his head He be
lieved he must have bent the branch
down while passing and that his pock
et was picked at that time
Aerial Warships In Tourney
Plans are under way looking toward
in Chicago
the holding of a tournament
go next fall for warships of the air
Tentative arrangements have been out
lined for bringing war fliers togeth
er for exhibitions of maneuvering and
tomb dropping It is proposed that
a miniature fort be constructed for
th nvintors to bombard and a prize
of 3000 for the aviator dropping the
most bombs into this fort has been
suggested
Spanish Treasure Found
Workman excavating for a church
foundation at Chico Cal found a
rotting chest containing hundreds of
dollars worth of Spanish coins The
first relic found was the silver inlaid
handle of the chest Then the diggers
Kiplings Corncob
Did Kipling ever steal one of my
corncob pipes said the late Mark
Twain once
Never and if he says so hes wrong
He tried to steal one and failed then
he tried to steal another but 1 pre-
vented the theft and gave it to him
probably the only pipe that Kipling
ever got honestly
Thrift
An economical housewife urauk a
quantity of silver nitrate by mistake
The doctor who had been hastily sum
moued ordered large drafts of the
white of eggs to be administered
Mary Mary murmured the almost
unconscious patient save the yolks
for puddings Success Magazine
The Champion
By the way continued the near
sport who is the lightweight cham
pion of America V
It is still a matter of doubt an
swered the wise guy Pome claim
The title for the coal dealer while
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flnnii nmp old Snanish coins Some jers say uie icemau is cuuucu 10 iu -
I dated as early as 1574 were found Chicago News
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CONGRESS GRIEVES FOR
KEIFErTS SWALLOWTAIL
Veteran Ohioan Drops Dress Coat
Everyday Wear For
Modern Sack
In
The house of representatives gasped
as one man recently when General
1 Warren Keifer of Ohio who Is
known as the only living dress suit
statesman appeared on the floor wear
ing a simple sack suit For many
years he has sartorially speaking
turned night Into day A regulation
evening swallowtail and a waistcoat
cut low enough to show three buttons
on a broad expanse of snowy luijn
have been part of his daylight
body would do so he tapped a stranger tume
on the shoulder and announced with j General Keifers new suit Is not one
the air of reporting the discovery of a 0f the Kolledge Klothes kind It is
diamond mine Its an Utamaro the sedate In color and conservative In
asked the man adjusting
cut
I am going out to Ohio in a few
days said he The tailor persuaded
me that this would prove more com
fortable traveling attire than my swal
lowtail I will not promise that the
change shall be permanent
Speaker Cannon noted the change
with deepest emotion and trusted that
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GENElAIi KKIIER KA31EI FOK AltCHAIO
ATTIKK WOOES 5IODE11N CLOTHES
vanes in the country but is famous General Keifers insurgency would ex
as the product of oue of Americas teut uo further General Keifer was
earliest woodcarvers and artisans j Sjeauer in the early days of Mr Can
Shem Drowne ot Boston uois services iu the bouse
Drownes shop was on Ann street in iiiixentatie btantey of Kentucky
the north end said
Of the many vanes he made ouly j lt js eljUeiitIy proper that General
three are now known to be in ex- r eiflM siKIi uppuar in his natty garb
istpiiee the one on tue feueparu tie-
of my Ue s jjLltjr younger all the
time About tins time iu the uext
tury I confidently hope to look down
upon the youthful general disporting
himself in knickerbockers
MANY RULERS ARE SMOKERS
Cigarettes Lead In Devotees but Pipe
Has Followers
The late King Edward was a great
cigar smoker but in the privacy of his
workroom at Buckingham palace and
Sandringham he liked a pipe King
George is alo a cigar smoker but he
does uot disdain a pipe for which he
formed a liking when he was an active
naval officer
The czar of Russia contents himself
with cigarettes Formerly the kaiser
was an inveterate cigar aud pipe smok
er bur ou the advice of his doctors he
has almost given up the habit In
spite of his eighty years the Austrian
emperor is fond of a pipe and smoking
does not affect his health
King George of Greece smokes quan
tities of cigarettes which he usually
throws away half consumed Kins
Victor Emmanuel is a moderate smok
er of cigars and cigarettes King
Peter of Servia prefers a pipe a habit
he contracted when he was at the
military school of St Cyr
King Alfonso manages to get through
a fair quantity of cigars and ciga
rettes His neighbor King Manuel of
Portugal hav not yet learned to ap
preciate a cigar contenting himself
with the cigarette
KING GETSALL STURGEON
Welsh Captain Followed Old Custom
With Georga V
The Welsh captain who caught a
and offered
sturgeou in Pwllheli harbor
ed it to King George was doing no
more than his duty His majesty is
entitled to every sturgeon lauded iu
the United Kingdom aud one ot them
caught iu the Thames graced the fes
tive board at Queen Victorias wedding
banquet The king also has the right
by statute to the head of every whale
caught on the coasts of his kingdom
The tail of the whale is Queen Ma
rys perquisite the object of this curi
ous division being that her majesty
shall always be well supplied with
whalebone although singularly enough
the whalebone is the kings half
Among other things which the king is
entitled to receive are a pair of white
doves a pound of cumin seed a pair
of scarlet hose and a silver needle from
his tailor
Long Wharf at Los Angeles
One of the longest wharfs in the
world almost a mile iu length or to
be exact 4700 feet is at Port Los An
geles Cal It extends into tbe Pacific
in a long serpentine curve The reason
for this construction is that it offers
better resistance to the strong currents
fand the buffetiugs of the waves than
if it were perfectly straight Until the
nearby harbor of San Pedro was de
veloped by the federal government the
big wharf at Port Los Angeles was a
very busy place
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CITY LODGE DIRECTORY
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A F A A M
McCook LodRa No 135 A F k A M meet
Bvery first und thi d Tuelay of the month at
300 p m in Masonic hall
Lox Cone W 31
Coaeles L Fahnestock Sec
b a m
fJppnnoxRB Conncil No 16 RS M moot on
ha last Saturday of each mouth at bKXJ p in
a Masonic hall
W11LIAM E Hart T IM
A a eon Q KixgSpc
E A M
King Cyras Chapter No 3j R A M meets
svery first and third Thursday of each month at
300 pm in Masonic hall
Clarence B Gray H P
W B Wiiittaker Sec
KNIGHTS TESirLAR
Rt Inlin Coiiimandery No 16 K T meets on
ho second Thursday of each month at 800 p
ti in Masonic hall
Geo illets E C
Set ii D Siivee Rec
EASTERN STAR
Enreka Chapter No 6 O E S meets the
second and fourth Fridajs of each month at
300 p m in Masonic hall
Mrs C W Wilson w M
S Coedeal Sec
KNIGHTS OF PTTnlAS
McCook Lodce o 42 of K P meets every
Wednesday atSCC p in- in Ma onic hall
J N Gaarde C C
C A Evans K E 2
ODD FELLOW1
McCook LodKo No 17 1 0 0 F meets every
Monday at 80 pm in Morris hall
BJ Lane N G
H G Hughes Sec
MODERN WOODMEN
Noblo Camp No 663 M V A meets everj
second and fourth Thursday or each month at
3 30 v m in Morris hall Pay assessments
it Citizens National liMik
JULICS KUNERT Consul
HM Finit Clerk
ROYAL NEIGHBORS
No le Camp No 62 R N A meets every
jocond and fourth Thur5da of each month at
230 Dm in Morris hall
Mrs Caroline Kunert Oracle
Mrs Augusta Anton Rec
workmen
McCook Lodne No 61 AODW meets every
Monday at 600 p in in lVmple
Maurice Griffin Treas Henry Mofrs MV
C J Ryan Financier C 15 Gray Rec
degree of honor
McCook Lodge No 3 D of H meets everj
aecond and forth Tuesdays of each month at
800 pm in Temple building
Anna E Ruby C of H
Mrs Carrie Schlagel Rec
MACCABEES
Meet every 2nd and 4th Friday eveninc in
Morris hall A Wilcox Com
J II Yaegee Rpcord Keeper
national association of lettee carriers
Branch No 1278 meets fir t Moncaj of each
month at 330 p m in carriers room po toilice
G F Kinghorn President
D J OBeien Secretary
locomotive firemen and enginemen
McCook Lodge No 599 B of L F E
meets on tho first and third Thnrdays of each
month in Morris ball
I D Pennington Pres
C H Busted g
Ldies Pot ilty B of L F E
Golden Rod Lode No 2 2 meet- in MorrN
hall on fir t and third Wednesday alternoon ot
each month at 1 oclock
MrSGEACZ lit sTED
Secretary
Mrs Lena Hill
President
railway trainmen
C W Bronson Iodco No 487 B of It
T
flrft and third Sunday at 230 p in in
EasW hall T F Huston Preiulent
F G Kinghorn Sec
railway conductors
Harvey Division No 95 O R C m oti the
iscuuii aud fourth WeiliieMlay hikIiU of each
month at 800 p in iu Morris hall at 304
Uin venue S E Call en C Con
M O McClure Sec
machinists
Red Willow Lodge No 587 I A of M meets
svery second and fourth Tuesday of the mouth
it 800 p m iu Morris hull
Til to Diebald Pro
Fred Wasson Fin Sec
Floyd Beery Cor bee
locomotive engineers
McCook Division No 623 B of L E meets
avery second and fourth Sunday of each
month at 230 in Morris hall
Walter Stokes C E
W D Buenett F A E
RAILWAY CARMEN
Young America Ioduo No 456 B R C of A
meet3 on the first and third Tuesdajs of each
tiontb in Morris hall at7 30 pm
H M Fiuity Pre J M Smith Rec Sec j
S I Sec
BOILERMAKERS
McCook Lodge No 407 B of B M I S B ofj
A meets first and third Thursdaya of eack
month tn Eagles hall
Juo Seth Pros
Jno Lellew Cor Sec
EAGLES
McCook Aerio No 1511 F O K meets every
Friday evening at 8 oclock in Kelley building
316 Main sue
C L V alkee V Pres
C H Ricketts W Sec
KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS
McCook Council No 1126 K of C meets the
first and third Tuelays of each month at 800
p m in Eagles ball
G R Gale F Sec Frank RealG K
DAUGHTERS OF ISABELLA
Court Granada No 77 meets on the second
and fourth Thursdays of each mouth at 8pn
in Monte Cristo ball ANNA HannaN G K
Nellie Ryan F S
LADY MACCABEES
Valley Queen Hive No 2 L O T M meets
verv first and third Thursday evenings of eacM
I month in Morris hall
Harriet E Willetts R- K
G A E
J K Barnes Post No 207 G A R meets on
the first Saturday of each moathat230 pm
Morris hall
Thomas Moore Commander
J II Yarger Adjt
RELIEF CORPS
McCook Corps No 98 W P C meets every
eecond and fourth Saturday of each month at
230 p m in Ganschow ball rj5J3
Adella McClain Pres
Susie Vandebhqof Sec
L OF G A R
McCook Circle No 33 L of G A R meets on
the second and fourth Fridays of each month ac
230 pm in Morris ball
Mrs Lottie Brewer President
Mrs Kate Dutton Secretar
p E O
Chapter X P E O meets -he seooad audi
fourth Saturdays of each monta at 230 p m
at the homes of tbe various iritinerir
Mrs J A Wilcox Prae
J G Schobbl Cor Sc
PYTHIAN
McCook Tempi No 1 1 P thian Sisters meets
th 2d and 4th v edniays at 7 -30 p
Lila L Ritchik MEC
Edna Stewart M of R C
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