Old Dutch Cleanser V s W IS Shortens your clean ing work in the kitchen through o u t the house This One Cleanser in handy sifter can keeps the house and everything in it spick and span with half the time required with old fashioned cleaners CI eiusS crabs SeoursPolisRes For porcelain ware and on the bath tub Old Dutch Cleanser is the one safe cleanser to use The Mew and Better Way DR B J DUNN DENTIST phoh Office Booms 3 and 5 Walsh Bit McCook i I Sprinkle Old ISSiS E Dutch Cleanser on Ej22SjsRSi w a wet cloth rub pAT 1 well wipe with a fcfGrAc I ft clean wet cloth Di J B I Takes off all i coloration and ftp vV 5 scum and will not iffi lFSflk I scratch Use it KK SafijKtfaL I for all yonr clean- ga JjKBLmJI E ing The one kCr99 I best cleanser for flSlp 1 B the farm ij yRlfTC I I LRRGE flI I SBFTERQfiM WMt EOX ELDER This is fine weather for the small grain Orla Belles spent Sunday after noon with Hugh Campbell Leah Doyle accompanied Edith Lytle from Sunday school Sunday Mr and Mrs D C Shaw went home with J A Modrell and family from Sunday school Rev P C Tyler was called to Spring Creek Friday to attend the funeral of John Swanson W B Wolfe has gone west to spend -the summer with his sons and daughter in Montana and Oregon A W Campbell and grand-daughter Mrs Chas Wilson went to Os born last Friday and visited until Sunday evening with J L Campbell and family The Ladies Aid society will meet with Mrs J C Dedman Thursday May 2G There was quite a gathering at the Ladies Aid society last Thursday which was held at Mrs Dora Doyles and George Harrison came along with a kodak and shot into the crowd and hit everyone Rev F C Tyler preached at Zion Hill last Sunday T M Campbell has finished up his assessor work and returned the book last Saturday Uncle Stephen Bolles is able to get around again He walked to the garden one day last week About fifty friends and neighbors went with cakes and ice cream to the home of J A Modrell last Fri day evening to remind him he had reached another milestone in his journey through life it being the 33rd anniversary of his birthday The evening was spent very enjoy ably The young people participated in games while the older folks talk ed of bygone days until the wee hours of Saturday morning Dont forget the sock social the 27th There will be an election of Sun day school officers next Sunday morning MARTIN HANSON D V S VETERINARY SURGEON Indianola Nebr Phone 105 JAMES HART M R C V S VETERINARIAN Office Phone 34 Commercial Barn McCook Nebr Recollections of Halleys Comet of 1835 How many or how few people re member seeing Halleys comet whose last appearance was seventy five years ago lacking some four or five months as it appearance In 1835 was in the fall either September or October My recollection of that comet is very clear and can recall its brilliancy as it lighted up the heavens It was visible in the even ing in the southwest I must iuve been nine years of age vi 1 as born in 1C2G at R ru Ne Yo c Probabl v it icpr ed this i jnt ore io iUly on my u1 noi va o L ct thrt at ks vcv time Elder I LI lv to oiginal Adventist was uoiuiug a series of meetings in the Baptist church in Rome preaching that the world would come to an end by fire in the very near future It is doubtful whether Elder Millers preaching or Halleys comet had the greater influence in scaring the peo ple of that community into repent ance However between the two there was a great revival These new converts were styled Millerites but some ungodly persons called them Cometites Another incident that impresses my memory of that occasion was that our family at that time were enter taining some relatives from the west ern part of the state who had a very disagreeable crying baby about two years old and its mother went to gether with all the women of the house every evening to hear Elder We were wishing while walking the house and yard with that kid that office B N Leisure wdwr to Vir ginia F Thiessen w d to e hf sw qr 22-1-28 Ben N Leisure to Sarah H Lister w d to nw qr sw qr w hf ne qr sw pr Benjamin N Leisure to Le gal Heirs of U S Leisure w d to s hf nw qr 22-1-28 Benjamin N Leisure to Eli za Ervin w d to pt ne qr ne qr 19-1-27 B N Leisure to John L Leisure w d to w hf sw qr 22-1-28 Conrad Grothen et al to Charles W Poore w d to se qr s hf ne qr 1-3-29 8400 00 James N Clark rec to J Fletcher deed to w hf nw qr 2-1-30 500 00 Jacob Fletcher et ux to W L Rcse w d to w hf nw qr 2-1-30 1 00 Minnie A Everist et cons to Anna M McKenna w d to lots 5 and 6 block 17 First McCook G000 00 P F McKenna et ux to 1st Natl Bank of McCook w d to n hf ne qr 31 e hf ne qr 30 w hf nw qr 29-4-29 6000 00 Manford L Brannan et ux to Carl Reinmiller w d to w hf ne qr ne qr ne qr 15 se qr se qr 10-4-29 200 00 J L Sargent et ux to Edwin G Caine w d to hf int in lots 3 4 and 5 block 32 Indianola 500 00 Joseph R Stansberry et ux to Rochelle R Robinson w d to lot S block 11 Second McCook 1700 00 John F Helm et ux to Al bert J Helm w d to pt se qr ne qr 240 00 Lincoln Land Company to W S Wait w d to lot 4 block 9 Seventh McCook 200 00 Adam Bauer et ux to Conrad Hoffman w d to lot 14 block 7 Willow Grove 825 00 L J Powers et cons to Hen ry S Veeder w d to w hf w hf 30-3-30 1675 00 R F D No 3 Farmers are listing corn Ida Clamp has gone west to look after her claim G W Sigwing and wife have an other boy Mrs W G Dutton is away on a visit R F D No 4 Small grain looks good and farm ers have begun listing corn Milt Clark delivered hogs to town fore part of the week W G Dutton is irrigating his wheat Bill Wood is breaking sod He says walking is all right but it is out of date George Wallen has finished plant ing corn Young Brothers are breaking some prairie E Jaques bought a team the other day Ed says the roads are good now Yes Ed no dust today GOOD IN SPOTS One Mqn Who Discovered That War Vas Not Wholly Bad Lem Jnckson loved to loaf He lived In the mountains not far from Green ville Tcnn with his wife and a large brood of children Lem had a honn Qawg that he set great store by and lie spent most of his time lounging in i runway waiting to shoot a deer driv en in by old Bose or sprawling on the bank of a stream fishing In that way 1 was a good provider after a fash I but not all the urrliir scnhliir i -ring and brooiiisiieking f his wish wife could drive him to vtU Lem led the lazy life of a Wip 11 Winkle until the outbreak of the civil war and then he joined the Confed erate army At the end of six months Lem was shot through the right thigh and it was long before he was able to limp out of the hospital and back to his regiment In the second year he was shot in the left shoulder and when he returned to duty his left hand was bent far back by a shortened tendon but ho was still able to raise his ritle Early in the fourth year they got him again a musket ball through the body but he was back in the ranks long before the fighting was ended Every one wondered at Lems persistence in sticking to the terrible trade of war Dr Girdner met Lem hobbling down the street in Greenville one morning in June 1S53 still pale and weak from his latest wound his right leg short and wabbly his left hand stiffly beat back Glad to see you alive Lem said the doctor I suppose youre glad to be home again Waal Lem admitted without en- Millers burning words leaving the thusiasm I spose I had to git erlong Giral Lee he surriudered qrying kid for a brother and myself us down to Appomattox an we all had to care for until eleven or twelve xrtl rtrtl Airnmr 5 rrl 4- Fsw n rsT - CCJ lWfal 1 U WCCiY Mt nn nlnl tn honnrnvfrnm the dangers of war Why doc war haint so bad cried Elder Miller and the comet would honest Lem war haint so bad subside JACOB WIGGINS Real Estate Filings The following real estate filings Theres lots of days when you dont have nothin to do Harpers Weekly A GAME OF BALL have been made in the county clerks How MaV strike a Stranger Who 1 00 1 00 1 00 sees it t or tne rirst i ime Nothing has set America so high in the estimation of foreign nations says Ellis Parker Butler in Success 1 00 ziue as the adoption of baseball as the national sport If a foreign spy wan ders into America seeking to fathom our real inwardness and sees a game of baseball any feeling of contempt for our newness gives way instantly to awestruck admiration- At his first glance baseball is to him a mystery and it remains a mystery to him He sees 30000 men and women suffering 2500 00 the tortures of the lower regions on hot grand stands He sees a niau pick up a small white ball as hard as a pine knot Facing him is another man who holds a smooth but deadly club in his hands Behind this second man is a third man whose face is hidden behind a birdcage Suddenly the man with the ball raises one foot in the air and shows the man with the bat the sole of his shoe The man at the bat sees j that there are spikes in the sole of the 1 shoe and it angers him and he raises his bat to throw it at the man with the ball But ah ha the mau with the ball is too quick for him He throws the hard white ball at the man with the bat with all his strength The man with the bat waves defiance up swinging the bat in the air The ball proceeds The batsman never flinches Will the ball kill the man or will the impact crush the ball But see The ball finds man unflinching the ball is panic stricken the ball dodges around the man the ball is lost buried in the huge leather chair cushion that covers the hand of the birdcage man behind the batsman Strike one says the umpire Thirty thousand cheers Why Grub Streets Pawnshop If the Avant is uot the oldest and best known pawnshop in the world it deserves to be It has been in exist ence ever since the days of Shake speare and Ben Jousou It is in Fleet street Grub street and has been the poor writers uncle for all these cen turies and years It has an old legend something like this Old Literary Friends Never Forgotten There are many souvenirs sayings and tradi tions of the greatest men on earth who going broke had to patronize it Outside of its own name it is well known as the Grub street pawnshop London Mail Unspellable The Newfoundland seal folk for some reason not given by the St Johns correspondent of the New York Sun describe their greasy spoil as swoils and they also say they spell an ob ject when they mean to carry it One can imagine the amazement of the young cleric who on one occasion ask ed a burl hunter how he spelled swoils We dont spell em we hauls em was the bewildering reply The Retort Courteous I hate to press this bill Mr Slow pay said the tailor taking a much wrinkled memorandum of accounts from his pocket but Oh dont bother Snip said Slow pay genially You dont need to press it 1 dont mind the wrinkles in it at all Fact is Ive got a dozen fresh copies of it at home already Judge A Wide Waist Miss Tbynn I saw Jack put his arm around you Miss Plumleigh You didnt either Miss Tbynn Well then as far around as he could get It Bos ton Transcript BRITISH NfflL DRILL Practice That Keeps the Crews In Fit Condition CLEARING SHIP FOR ACTION A Lively Time While the Decks Are Being Stripped of Everything That Would Impede the Fir- of the Guns Working the Torpedo I jts Il is a Utile afti r I v- hells in the forenoon watch r in hore going talk I a in and the officers and men of the battleship wear an expectant air The ships company is fallen in at sta tions for general exercise The com mander surrounded by his staff a midshipman a bugler and the chief boatswains mate is standing on top of the after barbette A kind of tense hush Is over all hands and Indeed over the rest of the squadron at anchor in the bay It is a general drill morn ing and the ships of the squadron are about to compete against each other at various evolutions On the after bridge the glasses of the signal boatswain and Ids yeomen are glued on the flagship Presently a couple of gayly colored flags are hoist ed at her main Hardly have they left the rail when the signal boatswain spins round Signals place net de fense sir he cries Out nets bawls the commander Out nets shout the boatswains mates Instant ly hordes of men dash at the neat roll of wire nets lying on the shelf round the ship and push it overboard One edge being held in place it unrolls as it falls making a veil on the side Clear the net shelf The men van ish Man the purchase Somewhere above a bugle blares out a G The marines handling large bearing out spars shove the upper ends of the booms ftrom which the nets hang out board They revolve slowly about their lower ends which are near the water line and hauled by the steam capstan on one side and the seamen on the purchase on the other extend them selves at right angles to the hull Break bellows the commander and a signalman jerks the halyards A red white and blue pendant hitherto waiting in a bail at the topsail yard arm breaks from its conflnement and floats out on the breeze announcing to all and sundry that the ship has finished the evolution and is now pro tected from torpedo attack by her crinoline of nets First ship sir re ports the signal boatswain and the men once more at their general sta tions grin contentedly and make con temptuous comments on the struggles of the remainder of the fleet There is a short pause till these are ended then another hoist rises from the flag ships bridge In nets is the order and the ships company is once more galvanized into action Amid a scene of orderly confusion the huge booms return to position shut back against the ships side the brails which pass beneath the nets every few yards are manned all hands haul with a will the mass of steel meshes is rolled up and secured on its shelf ami the bright pendant at the topsail yardarm is again brokeu bj the signalman A short Stand easy follows soon ended by another signal Clear for action To the mind of the bewilder ed spectator pandemonium follows But it is only in appearance Each man knows what he has to do and does it Under the onslaught of the seamen davits stanchions rails stove pipesin fact all tilings that can pos sibly restrict the fire of the guns dis appear with a rapidity that gives the impression of their being mowed down skylights are masked by steel hatches boats are turned in and secured and in two or three minutes the decks are stripped bare and the men again fall en in awaiting the order to replace gear This done a longer job but still accomplished with celerity the last and most exciting signal of the forenoon -appears Away all boats crews pull round the fleet The men tumble into their boats at the davits the lowerers pay out the falls and in a few moments the cut ters whalers gigs and galleys are pulling for dear life a midshipman in charge of each On the after bridge the commander waving two small hand flags which control the huge steam derrick is lifting the pinnace and launch from the boat deck and depositing them in the water Men drop into them double and treble banking the long oars and soon these are pounding after the lighter boats The evolution is a race ship against ship Who will have the first boat back Who will have all boats back and hoisted first Midshipmen prob ably with bets on the matter are urg ing their crews on Every man is putting his back into it for the honor of his ship Telescopes watch prog ress from all the vessels of the fleet Here comes the galley the captains boat manned by a picked crew and dancing through the water under the long sweeping strokes of the oars first boat back Again the tricolor ed pendant flies out and the captains doggie midshipman climbs out of the galleys stern sheets beaming all over his boyish countenance The boats are hoisted as they return the men left on board manning the falls and running away with them to the sound of the ships band playing on the shelter deck Presently all is square again The boatswains mates pipe Hands carry on smoking The forenoons drills are over and officers and men alike are in good humor proud of the final signal received from the all powerful flagship Evolution smartly performed London Globe - Gasoline Stoves are sold in McCook by H Po Waite and Co KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE Burlingtons New Main Line Through Central Wyoming the richest undeveloped country in the west Farmers here have no fear of drouth wind storms or hail storms THE BIG HORN BASIN is now fo well started on its great wealth producing era that it not only aj peals to farmers looking for new lands upon which to establish now homos under most favorablo conditions but appeals as well to the inventor who wants to turn hi- money quickly and to the Business Han Professional Han Mine Operators and Manufacturer in new towns that are springing up like magic and where raw material in plenty can be handled at a profit The new line will reach Thermopolis about July 1st connecting the outside world with one of the greatest health resorts in America Cheap excursion tickets first and third Tuesdays Send right away for our new booklet just oir the press and 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