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KNIGHTS TEHPLAE
St John Commandery No 16 K T meets on
the second Thursday of oach month at 800 p
m in Masonic hall
David Magnee E C
Henbt E Culbebtsov Rec
EASTERN STAB
Eureka Chapter No 86 O E S meets the
second and fourth Fridays of each month at
800 p m in Masonic hall
Mrs C W Wilson W M
S Coedeal Sec
MODERN WOODMEN
Noble Camp No 663 M W A meets every
second and fourth Thursday of each month at
830 p m in Morris hall Pay assessments
at Citizens National Hank
Julius Eunrbt Consul
HM Fixity Clerk
EOTAL NEIGHBORS
No lo Camp No SC2 R A meets every
second and fourth Thursday of each month at
230 p m in Morris hall
Mrs Caroline Kunert Oracle
Mas Augusta Anton Rec
WORKMEN
McCook Lodge No 61 AOUW meets every
Monday at 8X p m in Temple
Maurice Griffin Treas MSJennings MW
C W Ryan Financier C B Gray Rec
degree of honor
McCook Lodge No 3 D of H meets every
second and forth Tuesdays of each month at
803 p m in Temple biiilriiuir
Assi E Ruby C of H
Mrs Carrie Schlagel Rec
LOCOMOTIVE FIREMEN AND ENGINEMEN
McCook Lodge No 599 B of L F E
moots on the first and third Thursdays of each
month in Morris hall
I D Pennington Pres
C H Husted Sec
Ladies Society B of L F E
Golden Rod Lodge No 282 meets in Morris
hall on first and third Wednesday afternoons of
each month at 2 oclock
Mes Geace Husted Mrs Lena Hill
Secretary President
railway conductors
Harvey Division No 95 O R C meets the
second and fourth Wednesday nights of each
month at 800 p m in Morris hall at 304
Main Avenue S E Callen C Con
M O McClube Sec
RAILWAY TRAINMEN
C W Bronson Lodge No 4S7 B of R T
meets first and third Snndays at 230 pm in
Eagles hall T E Huston President
F G Kinghorn Sec
MACHINISTS
Red Willow Lodge No 5S7 I A of M meets
every second and fourth Tuesday of the month
at 800 p m in Morris hall
Theo Diebald Pre
Feed Wasson Fin Sec
Floyd Beeey Cor Sec
Post Card Albums
Duplicate Receipt Books
Tablets all grades
Lead Pencils
Notes and Receipts
Blank Books
Writing Jnks
Erasers Paper Fasteners
Ink Stands
Bankers Ink and Fluid
Library Paste Mucilage
Self Inking Stamp Pads
Rubber Bands
Invoice Files
flcCook Views in Colors
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THE TRIBUNE
Stationary Department
CITY LODGE DIRECTORY
A F A 11
McCook Lodge No 135 A F A M meets
every first and third Tuesday of the month at
800 p xb in Masonic hall
Lon Conk W M
Cuaeles L Fahnestock Sec
B S M
Occonozee Coancil No 16 R S M meets on
he last Saturday of each month at 800 p m
i i Masonic hall
William E Hart T I M
Aaron Q King Sec
B A M
Ring Cyrus Chapter No 35 R A M meets
every first and third Thursday of each month at
800 p m in Masonic hall
Claeesce B Qbay H P
W B Whittakeb Sec
locomotive engineers
McCook Division No 623 B of L E meets
ivory second and fourth Sunday of each
month at 230 in Morris hall
Walter Stokes C E
W D Burnett F A E
railway cabmen
Young America Lodge No 456 B R C of A
iioBts on the first and third Tuesdays of each
in Morris hall ailiffl p m
H M Finity Pros J M Smith Rec Secy
S D Hughes Secy
BOILERMAKERS
McCook Lodge No 407 B of B M I S B of
A meets first and third Thursdays of each
month in Eagles hall
Jno Seth Pres
Jno LeHew Cor Sec
KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS
McCook Lodge No 42 Kof P meets every
Wednesday at 800 p m in Mannic hall
J N Gaarde C C
C A Evans K R S
ODD FELLOWS
McCook Lodge No 137 1 0 0 F meets every
Monday at 800 p m in Morris hall
B J Lane N G
H G Hughes Sec
EAGLES
McCook Aerie No 1514 F O B meets every
Friday evening at 8 oclock in Kelley building
316 Main ave
C L Walker W Pres
C H Ricketts W Sec
NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF LETTER CARRIERS
Branch No 1278 meets first Monoay of each
month at 330 p m in carriers room postofiice
G F Kinghorn President
D J OBrien Secretary
KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS
McCook Council No 1126 E of C meets the
first and third Tuesdays of each month at 800
p m in Eagles hall
G R Gale F Sec Frank Real G K
DAUGHTERS OF ISABELLA
Conrt Granada No 77 meets on the second
and fourth Thursdays of each month at 8 p m
in Monte Cristo hall Anna Hannan G R
Nellie Ryan F S
LADY MACCABEES
Valley Qneen Hive No 2 L O T M meets
svery first and third Thursday evenings of each
month in Morris hall
Mrs W B Mills Commander
Harriet E Willetts R K
g A B
J K Barnes Post No 207 G A R meets on
the first Saturday of each month at 2 30 pm
Morris hall
TnoMAS Moore Commander
J II Yarger Adjt
relief corps
McCook Corps No 93 W R C meets evory
second and fourth Saturday of each month at
230 p m in Ganschow hall
Adella McClain Pres
Susie Vandebhoof Sec
L OF G A R
McCook Circle No 33 L of G A R meets on
the second and fourth Fridays of each month at
230 p m in Morris hall
Mary Walker Pres
Ellen LeHew Sec
p e o
Chapter X P E O meets the second and
fourth Saturdays of each monta at 230 p m
at the homes of the various members
Mrs J A Wilcox Pres
Mrs J G Schobel Cor Soc
PYTHIAN 8ISTEE3
McCook Temple No 24 Pythian Sisters meets
the 2d and 4th Wednesdays nt 730 p m
M J Coedeal M E C
Edna Stewabt M of R C
I he 1 ribune
It is Just One Dollar the Year
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CHINESE SAILORS
Thoy Never Learn to Tie a Knot
Properly Says a Skipper
I dout know why it ia snld the
captain of i lie tramp steamer but
you cant tench miy of those Chinese
sailors there lo tie a reul knot
There Isnt much need u hoard a
steamer for the rope knowledge tbu
used to be so much the part of u
focsle training but we do need splice
and knots now and again just the
same
Those Chinese there who were
sigued on as A Bs ran do anything
needed in the way of splices that would
make nn old tar green with envy and
theyll tlx up dendeyes better than
most nt the men Ive shipped
But you cant get one of em to tie
a right knot Teach em again and
again and they remember the lesson
for half an hour Next time theres a
straight everyday knot to he tied the
Chinese foWle hand makes up the
same old granny
Every child that tries to tie n knot
makes a grauny This kind of a knot
Is made up by passing the ends around
each other in tin reverse direetiou
making the ends stand out at right an
gles The ends should be wound
around each other in the same direc
tion When they come out of the knot
they should lie alongside the line on
either side of the knot Such a knot
wont slip But a Chinaman cant
learn it for keeps not he
The Lascur and Malay and Kanaka
learn the right knot easily enough In
a storm thats one of the things we
have to guard against If we have Chi
nese sailors New York Sun
EYE DEFECTS
Some Things That Are Said to Affect
the Sense of Vision
Many eye defects of course are due
to the bad habits of their possessors
Tobacco for instance is generally held
to impair the vision usually Injuring
the color sense so that gold and silver
become indistinguishable According
to some medical authorities again the
connection between eye and tooth trou
ble is more than an old wifes fable In
his book dealing with the subject Han
cock relates the story of a boy who
woke up one morning to find himself
blind On examination his teeth were
discovered to be crowded together and
a few of them were removed with the
result that by evening he could distin
guish between light and darkness
More teeth were removed and in elev
en days his sight was fully restored
Other cases which tend to show the
connection between eye and tooth trou
ble have also been noted Very fre
quently occupation has much to do
with one or other eye defect Thus
nystagmus is sometimes known as the
miners disease
Nystagmus is an involuntary oscilla
tion of the eyeball to and fro or round
in its orbit In contradistinction to
glaucoma it is u young defect having
been noticed in infants but sometimes
it attacks miners after forty Miners
are inclined to attribute the failing to
the bad light but it is more likely to
be caused by the continual upward
glance so often necessitated by their
occupation Strand Magazine
What the Light Revealed
A story is told of a simple and de
vout Methodist minister who was not
sufficiently eloquent or businesslike to
be approved by the presiding elder
Through the influence of the elder he
felt sure he was appointed to a small
and widely scattered settlement where
there was much hard work and the
results were necessarily meager One
day he was commenting sadly on the
narrowness of his opportunities to a
friend who said gravely that he ought
to pray for light that he might see the
hand of the Lord in his appointment
1 have brother he answered
again and again But so far he
added with a whimsical smile Ive
had only light enough to see the in
terfering hand of Elder Brown
Youths Companion
Eyeglasses
Did you ever notice queried an
optician that nearly every person
who wears rimless eyeglasses when
polishing the lenses with a handker
chief holds the glasses by the nose
piece thus putting nil the strain of
the rubbing upon the screws which
attach the glass to the metal Of
course this tends to loosen the glass
and wear out the thread upon the tiny
screw This in turn causes the lenses
to wabble resulting in great discom
fort to the wearer Its strange how
little intelligence intelligent people dis
play in simple matters but then It
brings us business New York Globe
Mercurys Accident
Whats the matter with your office
boy
He hurt himself while running
when I sent him on an errand the
other day
Come off You dont mean to say
I do He never did the errand but
he found out why a horse had fallen
down in the street Cleveland Leader
A Rare Bird Indeed
I think I shall learn to like that
friend of yours
You were favorably impressed b
him eh
Yes indeed He watched me play
ing billiards for an hoar yesterday
without once suggesting how a Bhot
ought to be made Detroit Free
Press
His Illustration
Papa what is faith
Well my boy they say your baby
brother sleeps but Ive never seen him
do it Yet if I believe he does thats
faith Life
SHE KNEW THE GAME
A Nice Old Chicago Lady Who Was a
I Baseball Fan
I remember being on a Chicago street
car says Kills Parker Butler In Suc
cess Magazine sitting beside a nice old
j lady in mourning a year or so ago
She was unrvous and kept glancing at
me and then glancing uway again it
made me uncomfortable I thought
she took me for a pickpocket or some
other bad man Finally she could con
tain herself no longer She leaned
over Excuse me she suid but
have you heard yet how the Cubs
game came out
1 hadnt and her face fell but In a
moment she saw a possible opportunity
for consolation
Well she asked can you tell me
who they are putting in the box to
day
How was that for a gray haired
grand ma V
In Chicago they all talk baseball
from the cradle to the grave Up to
3 oclock in the afternoon during the
baseball season no one talks about any
thing but the game of the day before
From 3 oclock on the only subject Is
the game that is being played The
school child who cannot add two ap
pies plus three apples and make it
live apples with any certainty of cor
rectuess can tigure out the standing
of the Chicago nines with one hand
and u pencil that will make a murk
only when it Is held straight up and
down
ART CRITICISM
A Story a Painter Told About the
Artist Constable
A well known New York painter told
at u luncheon u story about art criti
cism
All art criticism Is tolerable he
said except that which is insincere
The great Constable at a varnishing
day at the Hoyul academy paused be
fore As picture and said
Very good especially the sky The
sky is superb
Then he passed on to B and said
As picture is very bad Go look
at it The sky is like putty
So B went and looked and then ex
claimed as if to himself
Why I like the sky
-Well cried A the painter of the
picture why shouldnt you like my
sky
But Constable said It was like
putty B explained confusedly
So A In a furious rage strode up to
Constable and shouted
Constable youre a humbug 1
never asked for your opinion about
my picture yet you came to me and
praised it You said that especially
you liked my sky Then at once you
go off and tell some one else that my
sky is like putty
Constable listened with a smile
He was not at all confused
My dear fellow you dont under
stand he said 1 like putty Los
Angeles Times
A Fresh Start
A girl came In and sat m front of
them at the play she and her escort
What a lovely profile said he
Beautiful Delicate little upturned
nose small mouth deep pretty eyes
Isnt she beautiful beautiful
Beautiful said she but not half
so much so as the man she is with
Isnt he the handsomest chap you
ever saw Look at his color his mus
tache his lovely head of hair So
many men are bald or beginning to be
bald I do love to see a One head of
hair on n man
You know he whimpered it al
ways makes me sore to speak of peo
ple beginning to be bald and you
know why
Will you let up on the pretty profile j
If I cut out the bald head she asked
Yes said he
All right said she New York
Tress
Born to Starve
Many years ago an American natu
ralist Dana discovered on the surface
of the sea a little animal of so singu
lar a character that he named It
monstrilla It is a small crustacean
akin to the cyclops so common in
ponds But while the latter are fur
nished with all that is necessary to
capture and digest their food the mon
strilia has neither apparatus for seiz
ing prey nor any digestive tube It is
richly provided with muscles nervous
system and organs of sense it lacks
only what is necessary to prolong life
by alimentation The monstrilla Is
doomed therefore to natural death -Exchange
An Odd Wish
A student nt i UHiic ii school in
Boston who had tun fn ipiiiitlj askrd
leae of abenre offered mi one urea
siou as a reason tin ni essiy ot at
tending the funeral of n oiisin
Well snid the doubting instructor
1 suppose I must let ymi go hut 1 d
wish it were i ieire relative Lip
pincotts
Joyful
T should like -Mime nit her joyful
hosiery snitl the my young man
Yes sir How i eherk said
the brisk uatierdiishei thinking of
what always brought must joy to him
self Buffalo Kx press
His Closeness
Visitor I saw your Husband in the
crowd downtown today in fact he
was so close that I could have touched
him Hostess Thats strange At
home he is so close that uobody can
touch him Fuck
Experience joined with common
sense to mortals Is a providence
Green
Fit the Little Feet
in Cool Oxfords
Dont be satisfied with any old Shoe for the
children Their growing feet demand even
more treatment than your own Bring your
children here and we will care for their feet
and fit them properly Many styles to select
from
Bare foot Sandals Pumps and Oxfords
The Model Shoe Store
FISHER PERKINS
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216 W B St
TEMPERANCE COLUMN
Contacted by the McCook W C T U
Let Principle Rule
A NEwsPAPKit that advertises whi9Ky
is an accessory to future murders fays
Will Carleton and a paper in Murry
Kentucky must agree with Mr Carle
ton for it recently contained the follow
ing editorial statement
There can be none too much attention
given to the temperance question in its
relation to the youth of our land The
republic safely rests only on a constitu
eacy which is clear headed lion hearted
and pure minded and these come not
from the saloon Hon Frank Plumley
Congressman from Vermont
R F D No 1
A meeting was held in the school
house of district No 3 last Friday
night for the purpose of discussing the
Bilo question A man from Trenton was
the principal speaker of the evening
W N Kogers went up to Denver Sun
day night on a business trip of a few
days
Miss Grace Huntsinger who is here
visiting her aunt Mrs James I Lee is
ppeuding the week on the Willow visit
ing at Bud Rincks
BollermaKers Benefit Ball
The member of the McCook Lodge
No 407 of the Boilermakers and Iron
Ship Builders announce a benefit dance
to be held in the Monte Cristo hall
May 18th
20i Main avenue
i 1 4 fr i
Arthur Drew
Builder and Contractor
All kinds of cement and brick work at reasonable prices
Figure with me before building Wall work a specialty
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One To Two Inches
Fromonetotwo inches of rain fall
Sunday night and Monday morning
over this portion of Nebraska Up the
Imperial line they report a precipita
tion of two inches At this point the
guage indicated one inch
One way to renew faded beauty is to
finish your furniture and floors with
Perma Lac Apply it yourself Your
husband can get it from the Stansborry
Lumber Co McCook N braska
A few genuine bargains in slightly
used engines in two and four h p sizes
McCook Hardware Co
Received on account Paid out
Cash Credit -Blips etc for sale at
the Tribune office1 pJc 1000 0c
Hubers have everything in olives
plain and stuffed from 15 cents to 81
a bottle
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above Post Kewanee 111 writes
For a long time I was bothered with
backache and pains across my kid
neys About two months ago I start
ed taking Foley Kidney Pills and
soon saw they were doing just as
claimed I kept on taking them and
now I am free from backache and
the painful bladder misery is all gone
I like Foley Kidney Pills so well that
I have told many of my friends and
comrades about them and shall re
commend them at every opportun
ity A McMillen
MACCABEES
Meets every 2nd and 4th Friday evening in
Morris hall Thos Moooee Com
J II 1ARCEB Record Keeper
McCOOK TRANSFER COMPANY
PHONE BLACK 2H
MAYING OF ALL KINDS
PROMPT SERVICE
For Fresh Groceries Salt and Fresh
Fish Choice Fruits Choice Hams and
Bacon Bring along your Poultry
and Eggs and get the highest
price in cash
McCOOK NEB
Come to the BM Market
Highest Cash Price for Cream
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