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This excellent narrow meets all demands Built in all sizes from four to nine feet width
with 10 id or 20 inch discs
Our famous hardwood bearings cll soakcd straight oil tubes with spring plugs to exclude
dirt steel shanks set edgewise for greater clearance
One piece heavy high carbon steel frame Steel levers and racks for angling gangs
Double leaf oil tempered seat spring Scrapers of swinging type greatly improved over
all others Stub pales for set over hitch and convenience in storing Nolliinij slighted
but all details fully and practically worked out
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MAIN LINE BAST DEPaET
No Central Time 1135 p m
7 745 r m
16 500 am
12 70 a m
14 942 pm
10 530 P M
MAIN LINE WEST DEPAET
No 1 Mountain Time 1220 p M
3 1142 P M
5arr850pm
13 905 A M
15 1230 A M
9 fi15 A M
7 930 A M
IMPERIAL LINE
No 17S arrives Mountain Time 345 p M
No 175 departs 045 am
Steeping dining arid reclining chair cars
aoats free on through trains Tickets sold
and baggage chocked to any point in the Uuited
States or Canada
For information time tables maps and tick
et call on or write D F Hostottnr Acont
McCook Nebraska or L W Vaklry General
Posoner Acnt Omaha Nebraska
RAILROAD NEWS ITEMS
Mrs T L Rodstrom and Mrs M H
Hammond were Holdrege visitors Wed
nesday
Aent George Scott of Brush whp
down to see the warm one9 Wednesday
evening
Fred Archibald spent the closing days
of last week with his father over on the
Orleans St Francis line
Matt Lawritson and Emerson Hanson
departed on last Saturday night for the
Big Horn country to be absent all week
The Daily Problem
Are you Interested in what Is in
table rapping No I am m re in
terested in what goes on it Balti
more American
Ho Girls
Dont be concerned because of your
lack of good looks says a writer
Its the real dope girls Take it from
us that a freckled skinny girl with
a codfLL complexion who can draft a
design fur a toothsome mince pie Is
head and shoulders above the peaches-and-cream
beauty wt dont know a
flour sifter from a ba eball mask
West B street
A Dr Johnson Story
Dr Johnson had some ideas on edu
cation especially on that diversion
known as learning a piece by heart
One day Mrs Gastrel set a little girl
to repeat to him Catos soliloquy
which she went through very correct
ly The doctor after a pause asked
tlv child What was to bring Cato
to an end She said it was a knife
No my dear it was not so My
Aunt Polly said it was a knife
Why Aunt Pollys knife may do but
it was a dagger my dear He then
asked her the meaning of bane and
antidote which she was unable to
give Mrs Gastrel said You cannot
expect so young a child to know the
meaning of such words He then
said My dear how many pence are
there in sixpence I cannot tell
sir was the half terrified reply On
this addressing himself to Mrs Gas
ml he said Now my dear lady can
anything be more ridiculous than to
teah a child Catos soliloquy who
does not know how many pence there
are in sixpence
Pepys and the Comet
They were watching a comet in
Pepys day though Halley at the time
was but eight years old My Lord
Sandwich this day says the diarist
Dec 21 1GU4 writes me word that
he bath seen at Portsmouth the comet
and says it is the most extraordinary
thing he ever saw Again on the
24th Having sat up all night till past
2 oclock this morning our porter be
ing appointed comes and tells us that
the bellman tells him that the star is
seen upon Tower hill so 1 that had
been all night setting in order of my
old papers in my chamber did now
leave off all and my boy and I to
the Tower hill it being a most fine
bright moonshine night and a great
frost but no comet to be seen Later
the same day however Pepys saw
the comet which now whether worn
away or no 1 know not appears not
with a tail but only is larger and dull
er than any other star
Wanted
Knicker There is room for a new
Invention Bocker For instance an
alarm clock to strike the psychological
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THE FIRST CLOCKS
Ono at Padua That Was a Wontler of
Mechanism
It was we are told in 1309 that the
first clock known to the world was
placed in the tower of San Eustorgio
In Milan
The greatest astonishment and ad
miration were manifested by crowds
who flocked to see the timepiece In
13 14 a clock was installed in the pal
ace of the nobles at Padua This was
a wonder of mechanism indeed for
besides indicating the hours it showed
the course of the sun the revolutions
of the planets the various phases 0
the moon the months and the Cetes
of the year
The period of the evolution from the
clock to the watch was seventy one
years not so very long all things con
sidered and the record of the first
watcli is 13S0 A half century later
an alarm clock matlo its appearance
This we are told was looked upon
by the people of that age as un in
strument prodigieux
The fortunate possessor of this clock
was Andrea Alclato a councilor of
Milan The chroniclers have placed
on record that this clock sounded a
bell at a stated hour and at the same
time a little wax candle was lighted
automatically How this was done we
are not told but it must not be over
looked that until about seventy years
ago we had no means of obtaining a
light other than the tinder box so
that the Milanese must have been cen
turies ahead of us in this respect
Not much progress was made with
the watch until 1740 when the sec
ond hand was added London Globe
TEMPTED HE ATE
A Story of Heinrish Heine and a
Toothsome Lyons Sausage
Returning from a journey to the
south of Kra nee neinrich Heine met a
friend a German violinist in Lyons
who gave him a large sausage that
had been made in Lyons with the
request to deliver it to a mutual ac
quaintance a homeopathic physician
in Paris Heine promised to attend
to the commission and intrusted the
delicacy to the care of his wife who
was traveling with him But as the
postchaise was very slow and he
soon became very hungry on the ad
vice of his wife both tasted of the
sausage which dwindled with every
mile
Arriving at Paris Heine did not
dare to send the remainder to the
physician and yet he wished to keep
his promise So he cut off the thin
nest possible slice Avith his razor
wrapped it in a sheet of vellum paper
and inclosed it in an envelope with
the following note
Dear Doctor From your scientific inves
tigations we learn that the millionth part
of a certain substance brings about the
greatest results I beg therefore your
kind acceptance of the accompanying mil
lionth part of a Lyons sausage which our
friend gave me to deliver to you It
homeopathy is a truth then this little
piece will have the same effect on you a
the whole sausage Your
HEINRICH HEINE
Ughettis With Physicians and Cli
ents
Old Time English Elections
In old time England each constitu
ency gave its representative in parlia
ment a horse to carry him to West
minister and also paid his expenses on
the road These expenses together
with an allowance for each day spent
on duty at the house of commons gen
erally at the rate of SO cents a day
were refunded in one lump sum when
the member returned home at the end
of the pariamentary year Sir F De
laval totaled seven votes in an attempt
on Andover in the general election of
17GS An item in his election agents
bill is typical of the reckoning he had
to pay To being thrown out of the
George inn Andover to my legs being
thereby broken to sugeons bill and
loss of time and business all in the
sorrice of Sir F Delaval 500 Lord
Llandaff won Dungurvan in 1SGS The
item 547 whisky caused him to
protest faintly Begorra said his
election agent if ye want to squeeze
a pippin like that yeH never do for
Dungarvan
Spring and Easter Footwear
We wish to give everyone an invitation to call and see our line of
Pumps and Oxfords for men women and children
We have new styles arriving daily by xpress Get ready for Easter by
buying a new pair of pumps or oxfords
Ask to see the new Dull Kid Instep Pump
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18 20 2250 25 or 30
For a Suit
What share in your Summer pleasures does your suit
have
The majority of well dressed women seek quiet refine
ment in their clothing simplicity is the key note
It is to be found here in abundance
New length skirts and jackets short jackets prevail
in light weight diagonals fine Serges Scotch Plaids and Nov
elty Suitings
Note the soft roll collais and the unique pocket and bot
tom trimmings are novel touches
Examine this Faultless Feminine Apparel
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The Geese Were Ducks
The following little incident tooli
place awhile ago at a Northeastern
station in Yorkshire
Some geese had strayed on the rail
way and were observed by a traveler
who fearing that they might be ruu
over said to one of the porters on the
platform
Who owns the geese my man
Thems Ducks the porter replied
Again the question was asked with
the same reply Somewhat annoyed
the traveler called the station master
and told him the story stating that he
full well knew the difference between
geese and ducks
The station master laughingly re
plied The man is quite right Those
geese are Ducks They belong to Mr
John Duck the farmer Loudon Tit
Bits
Rose to the Occasion
Mr Kajones who happened to step
Into the parlor while looking for a
book was just in time to see some
body slip hastily off somebody elses
knee
Ah Bessie he observed pleasantly
this is a merger is it Or is it a
limited partnership
Neither papa said Bessie recover
ing herself instantly George is my
holding company thats all Chicago
Tribune
The Best She Could Do
Weve got to cut down our ex
penses said Woodby We are living
in a style that makes everybody think
my income must be twice as big as it
is
Well his wife replied what more
do you want seeing that there is no
chance foryou to double your income
Chicago Record Herald
The Fidgety Bachelor
But why do you put your friends
things in the dining room
Oh he is so used to restaurants that
he wont enjoy his dinner unless he
can watch his hat and coat Louis
ville Courier Journal
The Curious Pair
Mrs Rubba I wonder why that wo
man keeps watching me so Mr Rub
ba Perhaps shes trying to find out
why you are staring at her Philadel
phia Press
Pretty Slow
Howell Ro well is pretty slow
Powell Slow Hell make a snail
look as if it had been exceeding the
speed limit New York Press
Deepest Hours of Sleep
The period of deepest sleep varies
trnva 3 to 5 oclock
BEGGS CHERRY COUGH
SYRUP cures coughs and colds
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Men Grasp this Opportunity
If you want smart clothes clothes that radiate Style clothes
that absolutely hold their shape all wool material coats with nun
breakable fronts and in the nobby two or three button styles BUY
THESE
Blue Serges neat Mixed Worsteds Cheviots 15 to 2750
Xtragood clothes for boys wear twice as long as any others
Reefer Russian Suit Knicker Suit Sailor Suits 4 to 750
McCook Neb
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Uyerstocked
By an error of the wholesale house
our stock of EASTER POST CARDS
and of EASTER BOOKLETS and
NOVELTIES is heavily overstocked
and rather than return same we
have decided to give the people of
flcCook and vicinity the advant
age Hence while they last will
dispose of many of them
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Easter Flowers
We will have the only true
Japanese Lilium Longiflorum
ever shipped to McCook These are much
superior in strength of plant and size of
flower to the ordinary Bermuda grown
Easter lily They will be on display at
L W McConnells drug store
Carnations Roses Violets
Sweet Peas Pansies and Potted Plants
at Easter prices
McCook Greenhouse
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