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CITY LODGEMRECTORY
A F A M
KfcGook Lodce No 115 A F A M meets
oes2rst and third Tues daj of the month at
BZp E3 in Masonic hall
Lon Cone At
GoXEiiES L Fahnkstock Sec
e s m
Oteszoxee Council No 16 R S M meets on
i laafc Saturdaj of each month at 800 p m
rrHasoaic hall
RALrn A Hagbeeg T I M
SVLTEBTSE CORDEAL Sec
E A M
Sing Cinis Chapter No 35 R A M meets
eiy first and third Thursdaj of each monthat
300 pm in Masonic hall
Clarence B Gray H P
WB Whittakee Sec
KXIGHTS TEiirLAE i
Et John Commandery No 16 K T meets on
fe second Thur day of each month at t00 p
Da ii Magner E C
HEEE3 E Cdlbertson Rec
EASTERN STAR
Hcrefe Chapter No S3 O E S meets the
each month at
22 9 2m in Masonic hall
Mrs C V Wilson W M
3t ConcssaL Sec
MODERN WOODMEN
Joble Camp No G65 M V A meets every
xrrcsd and fourth Thursday of each month at
25rp m in Morris hall Pay assessments
jiWhite House Grocery
Julius Kunkrt Consul
311 SmrH Clerk
royal neighbors
lib ie Camp No 862 R N A meets overj
ssescdand fourth Thursdaj of each month at
j2SGx m m Morris hall
Mrs Caroline Kunert Oracle
Mes August Anton Rec
w o W
ETsto second and fourth Thursdajs at S
3reicckin Diamonds hall
Citas F Maekwad C C
W CMoyer Clerk
WORKMEN
2cCook Lodce No 61 AOUW meets every
Sscday at SHX p m in Monte Cristo hall
SJAunicrGRiFFivRec MS JenningsM W
MWENTZFiuancier RotZint Foreman
DEGREE OF IIONOR
StCbok Lodpe No 3 D of H meets every
Ewcod and forth Tnesduys of oach month at
SS p m in Monte Cristo hall
Mrs Della McClain C of H
Hks Carrie Schlagel Rec
LOCOMOTIVE ENGINEERS
EfcSbok division No 623 B of L E meets
3econd and fourth Sunday of each
zsaathvai2UJ0 in Morris hall
Walter StoeesCE
tV D Burnett F A E
SOCOMOTIYE FIREMEN AND ENGINEMEN
ISiSook LodKe No 599 B of L F E
sasets on the first and third Saturdays of each
ixsaSh in Morris hall
- I D Pennington Pres
CrsTEusTED Sec
BAILWAT CONDUCTORS
Efcrrey Division No 95 O R C meets the
sewed and fourth Wednesday nights of each
fallen o ion
SSazn Avenue
3 0 McCluee Sec
RAILWAY TRAINMEN
C W Bronson Lodse No 4S7 B of R T
Mta first and third Sundays at2sffl p m and
Ssktl and fourth Fridays at 3C lp m each
xsoth iu Morris hall C W Corey M
2- J Moore Sec
RAILWAY CARMEN
Young America Lodge No 456 B R C of A
on the first and third Tuesdays of each
nontli in Morris hall aS730 p m
W C Stephens C C
N V Franklin Rec Sec
MACHINISTS
Red Willow Lodge No 5S7 I A of M meets
svery second and fourth Tuesday of the month
at 800 pm in Morris hall
TnEO Diebald Pres
Feed Wasson Fin Sec
Floyd Berry Cor Sec
BOILERMAKERS
McCook Lodge No 407 B of B M I S B of
A meets first and third Fridajs of each month
in Odd Fellows hall
KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS
McCook Lodge No 42 K of P meets every
Wednesday at i00 p m in Masonic hall
H W Conover C C
D N Cobb K R S
ODD FELLOWS
McCook Lodge No 137 1 0 0 F meets every
Monday aoi00 p m in Morris hall
F A Denton N G
W A Middletov Sec
EAGLES
McCook Aerie No 1514 F O E meets every
Friday evening at S oclock in Kelloy building
316 Main ave
C L Walker W Pres
C H Ricketts W Sec
national association of letter carriers
Branch No 127S meets first Monnay of each
mouth at33U p m in carriers room potolhce
G F Kinguorn President
D J OBrien Secretary
KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS
McCook Council No 11 K of C meets the
flrst and third Tuosdajs of each month at 800
p m in Diamonds hall
G R Gale F Sec Frank Real G K
DAUGHTERS OF ISABELLA
Court Granada No 77 meets on the second
and fourth Thur days of each month at S p m
in Monte Cristo hall Anna Hannan G R
Nellie Ryan F S
LADY MACCABEES
Valley Queen Hive No 2 L O T M meets
every first and third Thursday evenings of each
month in Morris hall
Mrs W B Mills Commander
Harriet E Willftts R K
G A R
J K Barnes Post No 207 G A R meets on
the first Saturdaj of each month at 230 p m
Morris hall
Wii Long Commander
Jacob Steinmetz Adjt
relief corps
McCook Corps No 93 W R C meets every
second and fourth Saturdav of each month at
230 pm in Ganschow hall
Adella McClain Pres
Susie Yandebhoof Sec
l of g a e
McCook Circle No 33 L of G A R meets on
the first Rnd third Fridajs of oach month at
2 30 p m in Morris hall
Mary Walker Pres
Ellen LeHew Sec
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Chapter X P E O meets the second and
fourth Saturdays of each raonta at 230 p m
at the homes of the various members
Mrs J A Wilcox Pres
Mrs J G Schobel Cor Sec
FYTHIAN SISTERS
McCook Temple No 24 Pythian Sisters meets
the 2d and 4th Wednesdays at 730 p m j
M J Cordkal M E C ri
Edna Stewart M of R C
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VISIT OF SIR THOMAS
Famous Sportsman Wants to Try Oncit
More For Amoricas Cup
The arrival iu tills country of Sir
Tliouias Upton recalls the attempts or
tills famous sportsman to rapture tin
Americas cup wliuli lias proved
vefitaile will n in- tor yactits
men on the nthi i mW ot the puil
No less than iluneiii i rafl
IlltT English Scotch 11 Ml aiu ini
dian yacht clubs nave made iiiisiif
cessful ellorts to capture it hut there
seems to he a determination on th
part of Sir Thomnn Upton to ttay m
the frame indeinitel
Already this lrNH i iisniai ha
sent three era It en h iieiriux the nam
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SIR TnOMAS L1PTON
of Shamrock to endeavor to wrest tin
coveted trophy troui us and liavieu
failed he is now here to ariuw U
another contest It is the aiuhitim
of his lite he says to carry the ofj
mug hack to Kmrland
There is no trophy in the world nr
sport on which there has been expend
ed so much money tor its deleuse r
capture Around it has been thrown
sort of halo but it is a commonplace
sort of mus nurl not particular
handsome It is nor what it is nut
what it represents that malies it so
worthy a prize Although olten called
the Queens cup and the One liun
dred Guinea cup the cup retains the
name of the famous schooner that wmi
it on Aug H2 1S31 defeating the dow
er of the British yacht squadron
YALES GREAT CAPTAIN
Ted Coy the Football Star and His
Work on the Gridiron
Even one with little knowledge cf
football has but to witness the Yal
team at work to realize that in Ted
Coy the college has a wonderful play
er This tact was brought out two
seasons ago and this year his work on
the gridiron is proving as brilliant a
ever As a line smasher and punter
he stands aloue and his sensational
plays have astonished eveu the mcis
on his own team
Ted Coy is a native of Connecticut
and since he was a youngster has
TED COY YALES GHEAT STAB
played and studied the game He w
strong physically and is built ou
massive outlines His shoulders are
broad and large boned His chest is
deep and tLe muscular development
of the torso is superior to that of the
average man of his age and height
Add to this a pair of legs which seem
to be without limit as to power and
energy and which must be fed by boil
ers intended for an engine of forty
horsepower and an idea may be ob
tained of the amount of resistance
which is needed to combat him ou the
football held
In a Harvaid game once Coy was
held by sheer force of u umbers and
could not move an inch farther but
he was not downed not a bit of it
He stood upright the center of all of
the group The ball was still in his
hand and the referee had blown his
whistle to announce that it was a
fresh down but Coy was standing up
They had been unable to throw him to
the earth
Last season Coy made ten touch
downs for Yale and there are sonn
who believe that if he had been al
lowed to run once more iu the Har
vard game when he was close to the
goal Yale would have scored a touch
down The Crimson was watching him
In every play however and almost
all of the Harvard defense was de
voted to stopping Csy
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Seven Rules of Life
Live upstairs if you wish to be In
good health Up how many tllghtsV
Only one light of seven steps 1 will
describe them
First Step Eat wheat oats corn
fruits heel mutton plainly cooked in
moderate quantity and hut two meals
a day
Senmd Step I treat he good air day
and night
Third Step Kxerclse freely In the
open air
Fourth Step 1 ot ire early and rise
early
Fifth Step Wear limine nest your
skin every day of the year and so dis
pose your dress that your limbs may
be kept warm Bathe frequently
Sixth Step Live In the sunshine
Let your bedroom lie one which re
ceives a Hood of light and spend your
days either out in the sunlight or in a
room which Is well lighted
Seventh Step Cultivate a cheerful
temper Seek the society of jolly peo
ple Absolutely refuse to worry and
above all dont he afraid ti laugh
Live above Sickne s t amioi crawl up
there pinv k about In the
hasiMuent Barely does it get upstairs
-Dr F 1 Butler iu Chicago Journal
The Shade He Wanted
Delacroix the painter was walking
out one day In Paris with a friend ot
his when he tell Into a browu study
What is up with you uowV said
the friend
I cant get a certain shade of yel
low replied the artist
What sort ot yellowV
Just then a cab drove past
The very thing the painter gasped
out Stop stop
I am engaged the cabby replied
without stopping
Delacroix started iu pursuit aud at a
steep place in the Bue des Martyrs
overtook the cab Opening the door
he said in tones of entreaty to the pas
senger inside
Do please tell your driver to stop
1 want your complexion for a pamtinj
ou which 1 am at work There is a
color merchant close at hand I shall
not detain you above live minutes and
in acknowledgment of the service you
render me I will present you with a
sketch of my picture
The bargain was struck Delacroix
got his yellow and a few mouths later
the tare received a sketch ot his
Assassination of the Archbishop ol
Liege
Truth In Jest
According to historical tradition the
conquest of Finland was foretold in
jest that soon became earuest by its
conqueror Peter the Creat to his jest
er Balakireff
Balakireff had vexed the czar by too
impudent a joke and had been summa
rily banished with the menacing in
junction never to appear on Bussian
soil again He disappeared discreetly
but one day uot long after ieter glanc
ing out of a window saw his unmis
takable figure and quizzical counte
nance jogging comfortably by perch
ed in a country cart Impulsively he
ran down to him and demanded to
know why he had disobeyed
I havent disobeyed you was the
answer I am not ou Bussian soil
now
Not on Bussian soil
No This cart load of earth that
Im sitting ou is Swedish soil I dug it
in Finland only the other day
Peter laughed but he said If Fin
land be Swedish soil now it shall be
Bussian soil betore long And he
made good his words
His Examination Concluded
In the evidence before a parliamen
tary committee concerning the opposi
tion to a railway Hodge scored a point
which accentuates a certaiu legal fic
tion with reference to skilled wit
nesses
A Scotch farmer was giving his tes
timony in favor of the bill
Is it true said the wily K C in
his most searching style that you
sir said to Mr Guild that ou were
willing to give your evidence on the
other side if they would pay you bet
ter
Aye said the pawky farmer and
after a pause let me jist pit the
same question to ye if ye had been
offered a bigger fee wad ye no hae
been ou thither side yerselV
It is needless to say that the K C
did uot cross question the witness fur
ther Pearsons Weekly
Pipes Frozen by Warm Spells
It is a curious fact that water pipes
under grouud will often freeze during
the warm spell that follows a cold
snap The explanation made for this
interesting phenomenon is that after a
cold wave a large quantity of heat is
takeu from the grouud in the work of
changing the frozen moisture into wa
ter and thus on the principle of the
ice cream freezer the pipe is chilled
enough heat being taken from it to
freeze it
Cause For Thanks
Alas sighed the tramp dramatical
ly No matter where 1 turns theres
a hand raised against me
Which shows you ought to be
thankful fer oue thiug said the
farmer
Whats that
That it aint a foot thats raised
Self Possessed
Mrs Manykids There is one thing
about our girls they are always self
possessed Papa Manykids grimly
Yes theyre too self possessed 1 wish
theyd get some one else to possess
them
Liszts Advice
Being asked one day what one should
do in order to become an efficient piano
player Liszt replied laconically One
must eat well and walk much
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OVERTAXED
Hundreds of McCook Readers
What It Means
Know
The kidneys are overtaxed
Have too much to do
Thoy tell about ii in many aches and
paina
Backache sideache headache
Early symptoms of kidney ills
Urinary troubles diabetes Iirights
disease follow
William Slote living it the S E Cor
of Twenty Ninth St Ave A Kear
ney Neb says My wife was subject
to attacks of kidney complaint olF and
on for years becoming orae as time
passed Shs had dull pains across her
loins and was bothered by the frequent
action of the kidney secretions I fir
ally procured Doana Kidney Pills and
my wife began using them They
proved very effective in bur case and wo
consider them well worthy of recom
mendation
Plenty more proof like this from Mc
Cook people Call at McConnelld drug
store and ask what customers report
For sale by all dealers Price 50
cents Foster Milburn Co Buffalo
New York sole agents for the United
States
Eemember the name Doans and
take no other
TROUSERS WERE HISTORIC
But die Hall Order House Got Rid of
Them
A young farmer out north of towr
who does not believe in patronizing
home merchants sent to a mail order
house for a suit of clothes In the
pocket of the punts he found the follow -5
ig note
Should this fall into the hands of a
good looking young man who desires to
correspond with a joung lady of sweet
disruption kindly address etc
The aforesaid mail order man prompt
ly sent a letter to the address and a few
dds ago received the following roplj
Mv wife has received a letter from
you addressed to her maiden name
Tivunt ears ago when die worked in
a factory sho might have written tho
note She is now tho mother of 17
childron and my lawful wife If you do
not cut out writing to her I will take a
trip to your town nnd mako you look
like two cpnts worth of nog meat
Seeing is believing If if you set
the nobby and artistic styles of portraie
mounts you will buy and you can have
a portrait of yourself just as nobby arid
arti tic as tho mount mle at the Kim
mell Studio 1st door north of Commer
cial Hotel
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Some men should be beaten with a base ball bat instead of
w ith a broom If there is anything that will try a good woman
it is bum coal If you want coal that will ploa If t
us sell you If your wife does not say that she never had bt r
coal for the money we will take the beating and remove the r il
at no expense to a ou All we ask is a trial order You no
chances We agree to deliver coal with all good qualities llw
us a trial order Ask our customers
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