The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, September 02, 1909, Image 4

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Buyers
Reference Book
for the Free Use
of our Patrons
By F M KIAIMELL
L5aSHaiiiL iLEflKH
When the manufacturers of any
lino are wanted it does not pay
to spend time looking through
papers and making inquiries
Thomas Register of American
Manufacturers and First Hands
is the standard index to the
American Manufacturing Indus
tries for the uso of Buyers and
others classified so that tho user
is enabled to instantly find tho
names addresses and ratings of
all tho manufacturers of or
sour co of supplv in any line de
sired 1000 pages 200000 names
45000 articles and kinds of
articles
It is complete No chargo is
made for publishing names and
addresses It is used by tho
Government at Washington by
tho American Consular service
throughout the world and by tho
leading manufacturers and mer
chants in the United States
A copy of the Fourth Annual
Edition August 1909 has been
placed for tho free uso of our
customers in tho office of
The
First
National
Bank of Mccook
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Larcrest Circulation in Red Willow Co
Subscription i a Year in Advance
It may be of advantage to tho
individual buttress man to baveenougfi
business without advertising but that
Fame advantage does not go to tho pa
trons or to the community
Are you arranging
suffrage debate
to atteud the
FOR SALE FOR RENT ETC
HELP WANTED MALE
The U S Navy offers exceptional
opportunities to joung men 17 to 25
years old men with trade up to 35 years
old Good opportunity for education
and promotion Must be American citi
zens Minors must have parents certi
ficate of age Pay from S1760 to over
77 00 per month with practicnlly no
expense Visit or address U S Navy
Recruiting Station Postoffice Building
Hastings Nebraska 7 29 8t
Fob Ren
this office
A good barn Inquire at
For Sale Several articles of house
hold furniture Call at residence of
Mrs Rose Bayles on north 1st street
west E Gary
McCook Markets
Merchants and dealers in McCook
today Thursday are paying the follow
ing prices
Corn 8 6d
Wheat 80
Oats 35
Rye 60
Barley 40
Hogs 7 00
Butter good 21 to 22
Eggs 17
To all persons interested in tho Estate of
Joseph Dudek deceased
You are hereby notified that on the first day
of September A D 1909 Frank Pndek and
Joseph Dudek executors of the last will and
testament of Josenh Dudek deceased filed in
the County Court of Bed Willow countyNobras
ka their final account as said executors and
that said final account will be heard at nine
oclock in the forenoon of the tv entj -fifth day
of September A D 1909 at the County Court
room in said County and you are hereby cited
to appear at the time and place above desig
nated and show cause if such exists why said
account should not be allowed It is hereby
ordered that said Frank Dudek and Joseph
Dndek executors give notice to all persons
interested in said estate by causing a copy of
this order to be printed in the McCook Tribune
a newspaper printed and published in said
County for three successive weeks prior to the
date set for said hearing
seal J C Mooee County Judge
Morlan Eitchie Wolff Attorneys
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A larpe
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Letters on Poorly Printed
Stationery Go Into the
A classy looking letter head wins atten
tion and puts tho recipient into a pleasant
frame of mind for tho letter underneath
We Print That Kind of Stationery
We Are Ready to Print Yours
ADDITIONAL RAILROAD
Drop pit repairs are being given 1765
this week
Engine 1369 was sent up to Denver
Wednesday morning
Conductor J H Burns is on the sick
ust part of this week
Conductor John Morris returned to
his run first of the week
Tho 25MS a monkey motion mill had
her tank repaired this week
The tracks leading from the turn
Cable to tho round house are being lined
up this week
Eagine29S5 was sent up to Denver
Tuesday night No 13S0 will be brought
iown for repairs
Last Friday night near Hudson
3olo an unknown intoxicated man fell
ff train No 102 on the Sterling division
uid was fatally injured lie was with
out a ticket and was well supplied with
nonoy offering the conductor a 100
nil iu payment for his fare
H R Atkinson a Burlingtpn brake
man was run over and killed by the
road engine used on train No 161 at
Sutton Monday Atkinson was former
ly in the telegraph service here and at
various points on the line His home
md family are at Almona Kas
Fifty cars have been lined up here for
the painters to change the names on the
same They are old Cudahy Produce
Refrigerator Line cars and will be re
painted to correspond with the regular
0 B fe Q proauct Special permanent
is being erected to expedite
the work on the repair track
Work for several apprentice can I e
secured at Miss Andersons millinery
store if applied for promptly
The police had a pretty tough trio of
bums in hock last Saturday to whom
the familiar Keep Moving Along song
was rehearsed ad lib
McCooks chiefest glory will take on
life and action nest Tuesday Septem
ber 7th Boys and girls do you appre
ciate your opportunity
That shipment this week placed on
our shelves makes our store look like
the ideal habberdashery Look us over
if you need any furnishings We can
suit you Rozell Sons
The gas company has been afflicted
with more than its share of failures and
difficulties recently and its patrons
have been subject to a corresponding
line of inconveniences The situation
is easier now
2700 miles over the prairies sand and
mountains of western Nebraska and
eastern Colorado is the record made by
the Velie Automobile without one cent
for repairs
McCook Hardware Co Agents
Many people delude themselves by
saying It will wear away when
they notice symptoms of kidney and
bladder trouble This is a mistake
Take Foleys Kidney Remedy and stop
the drain on the vitality It cures
backache rheumatism kidney and
bladder trouble and makes every trace
of pain weakness and urinary trouble
disappear A McMillen
Cheap and
Can Baking
Diinrlaie Onlw RlOT in
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BAKING
Send 4c and slip found in ponna can
Calumet Received Highest Award
World 8 Pure rood reposition
a better baking powder than you have everlused be
fore And we will leave it to your good judgment for
proof Buy a can today Try it for any bakifi pur
pose If the results are not better if the bakings not
liehter more delicious take it back ana get your memey
rainmet is medium in price but great m satisfactic
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free large handsome recipe dook niusiraicuiu tuiuta
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in Satisfaction Not in Economy
i can and a small cost does not make baking powder cheap
pn IPC srnensive than Calumet the high quality moderate price
kind It certainly cannot make it as good Dont judgetfaking powder in
this way the real test the proof of raising power ofJevenness uniformity
wholesomeness ana ueuciousness win uc iuuuu um m m ncun5
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GOING
And
FOR THE DOCTOR
Also the Reason Why Ho
A COLLECTORS RUSE
Was
After the Medical Man
Yes your honor said the man
who hud been arrested fur driving his
automobile at an illegal rate ol speed
1 admit that 1 was running thirty
miles au hour hut 1 was going for
the doctor
Oh you wen going for the doctor
ebV Can you otter any proof to suh
Btantiate that statement
Yes I can bring In the doctor
himself ns a witness if necessary
Urn That ought to make a differ
ence The law Is explicit but we
must grant that there may be exten
uating There have
been times when the court would have
been glad to run thirty miles an hour
If the court could have doue so Cer
tainly a man should not be held too
strictly to the provisions of the law
If he happens to violate It for the pur
pose of trying to save a life lhe
court Is very strongly inclined to dis
miss the case Did you explain to the
oflicer who arrested you that you were
going for the doctor
Yes your honor
Oflicer what have you to say
Well your honor 1 asked him
when he said he was going for the
doctor what he was going for the doc
tor for
Yes That was very sensible What
was he going for the doctor forV
For to take the doctor and two
young ladies for a ride as I found our
unbeknownst to him
Thirty dollars and costs Chicago
Record-Herald-
The Way He Secured a Rare Piece of
Dresden Ware
We should cultivate our fancy for old
china as did the late Mr Wertheimer
the art dealer concerning whom there
Is a story tjiat every bargain hunter
should take to heart
Wertheimer was one day passing
through May fair when he noticed a
sale about to take place of the ttirni
ture and household effects of a de
ceased nobleman Be walked through
the rooms where dealers were critical
ly examining choice specimens of un
doubtedly genuine Chippendale and
Sheraton interspersed among early
Victorian furniture his eyes apparent
ly dwelling on nothing But when the
sale was about to commence he asked
the auctioneer it bp would take jlHki
for everything in the house
The offer was accepted Now you
can resell everything for me said Mr
Wertheimer except this and he took
down from the mantelpiece a dirty or
nament some nine inches high and put
it into his pocket It was a piece ot
the rarest Dresden bearing the covet
ed mark of the wand of Aesculapius
which he afterward sold for 10000
How the dealers metaphorically kick
ed themselves for overlooking it and
how they bid against oue another iu
the chance of securing a similar treas
ure is still a tradition in Bond street
Loudon Chronicle
She Makes a Suggestion
How beautiful and clean the hori
zon looks said Polly as on the second
day out she came up on deck and
threw herself down iu the steamer
chair beside me
Well it ought to be said i looking
up from my hook The captain has
been sweeping it with his glass for
the past six hours
That reminds me said Tolly turn
ing two very grave biown eyes upon
me Did you remember to bring that
vacuum cleauer along with you as i
suggested V
No said I unwarily I remem
bered to forget it however What on
earth does anybody waut with
vacuum cleaner at sea
It was only for you dear said
Polly I thought you would like to
have your brains massaged with it oc
casionally New ork Times
The Ministers Tools
No workman can do jjood work with
out sufficient tooK Books are il
ministers tools He must have then
if he is to erve his people well vi
mauy a ministers suary is so smal
that he is uuahle to provide the com
monest necessities tor family ani
have enoimh left ti Mipplv hiniMi
with needed hooks The ehurcii that
makes it impossible fur rs pitnr i
buy books harms it self even mote than
it harms the minister Cumberland
Presbyterian
In our
fashioned
necessary
suggested
Etiquctte
repuiidcaii atmosphere old
etiquette has to lit
but the word etiquette 1
whenever one hears tin-
phrase hats the ticket for en
quette is French for tic ket and it
present Eiirli h suinVatiou sprang
from the old custom ot distributing
tickets or etiquettes which contained
the ceremonies etc to be observed
at any formal event exactly like our
word program
An Alibi
Examiner What is an alibi Can
didate For the Bar An alibi is com
mitting a crime in one place when you
Ere in another place it you can be in
two other places the alibi is all the
stronger in law Puck
Marriage
Marriage is a lottery quoted the
wise guy
Oh thats an autiquated Idea ob
served the simple mug Nowadays
Its a game of skill Philadelphia
Record
The fellow who doesnt allow an
alarm clock to interfere with his morn
ing nap illustrates the triumph of mind
over matter Philadelphia Record
C
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Their Longing For Association
FATAL CUPfDinr
A Tragic Case of Treasure Hunting In
Egypt
A certain Egyptian native discov
ered the entrance of a tomb In the
floor of his stable and at once pro
ceeded to worm his way down the
tunnel This was the end or the man
His wife ti tiding that he had not re
turned two hours or so later went
dwwn the newly found tunnel after
him That was the end of her also
In turn three other members of the
family went down Into the darkness
and that was the end of them
A native olllcial was then called and
lighting his way with a candle pene
trated down the winding passage
The air was so foul that he was soon
obliged to retreat but he stated that
be was just able to see in the distance
ahead the- hodies of he unfortunate
peasants all of whom had been over
come by what he quaintly described
as the evil lighting and bad climate
Various attempts at the rescue of the
bodies having failed we gave orders
that this tomb should be regarded as
their sepulcher and that its mouth
should be sealed up
According to the natives there was
evidently a vast hoard of wealth
stored at the bottom of this tomb and
the would be robbers had met their
death at the hands of the demon in
charge of it who had seized each man
by the throat as he came dowu the
tunnel and had strangled him A E
P Weigall in Iutnam3
GRATITUDE OF THIEVES
With
Honest Men
The thief In the community Is very
much like the boy whose meanness or
ruffianism has cammed the other little
children to band together to ostracize
him He may move about with a sul
len swagger Varry a chip on his shoul
der and a vicious gleam m his eye but
there is always a sob in his throat
So the thief i longing and aching to
get back in the circle out ot which he
has been ruled
If any honest man wants to meet
lively gratitude let him knowingly give
the countenance of his company to a
crook It will he a favor never forgot
ten Every lawyer practicing at the
criminal bar knows this One very
well known practitioner of genial per
sonality and large tolerance occasion
ally takes a client to dinner at a good
restaurant or braves an appearance
with him at a theater There have bepn
embarrassing results due to the enm
inals gratitude
After one of these evenings the
lawyer laughingly told me Im kept
for days dodging and returning pres
ents sent by the crook watches scarf
pins cuff links now and then a valua
ble paiuting or a Persian rug all be
longing to somebody else Every
bodys Magazine
The Wolf In Disguise
Once upon a time a wolf who was
going after the farmers chickens took
the advice of a fox and disguised
himself in sheeps clothing
For said the fox if the dogs see
you they will take you for a harmless
lamb and let you pass
When the disguised wolf was near
the chicken house be heard the dogs
bark and saw them running toward
him at the top ot their speed
I am a fool said the wolf For
now the dogs think I am a lamb and
have no fear ot me I will change my
mind get out of this incumbering
clothing and make a winning fight
But before he could get the garment
off the dogs were upon him and took
his life
Moral It is easier to change your
mind than your clothing New York
Herald
The Regimental Barber
A major in an English regiment has
a great contempt for incapacity ot any
kind and is somewhat impatient A
sergeaut complained to him that he
could get no man to undertake the
duty ot barber to the company
Is there no gardener in the com
pany asked the major testily See
If you can find one and send him to
me
The man was duly sent but on re
ceiving orders to act as barber ven
tured to expostulate
Great guns cried the major
If you can cut grass you can cut
hair Go and do it
Very Red Tape
A burglar entering a house by a
ladder in a small Prussian town fell
and broke his leg when making off
with his booty An inquiry into the
accident revealed that contrary to the
bylaws of the town the house own
ers ladder was not provided with
strong iron spikes at its base The
house owner was therefore ordered to
pay all the hospital costs and further
to give the burglar a substantial sum
London Standard
Broad Minded
So your husband is in the pageant
Mrs Jones I didnt know he belonged
to the Church ot England
No mum he dout But there hes
very broad minded and he dont mind
being an ancient bishop in the cause
of charity Punch
An Opportunity For Him
Mose Foreace ardently Tell me
Miss Angie may 1 contribute to yor
future happiness Miss Angie Well
Mr Foreace as I accepted Abe Gbi
gerbread last ebenin dere is weddin
presents to be thought ob to be shuah
Judge
The only conclusive evidence of a
mans sincerity Is that he give him-
Belf for a principle Lowell j
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SOCIALIST COLUMN
Advertisement
Tho Socialists of Red Willow county
in coming before tho people of this com
munity with a tieket for which they
ask the support of all voters who are
concerned in the greater good for the
greater number are thus re affirming
their utmost fHith in the rectitude of
such governmental methods as must be
the direct and inevitable produce of
those principles of human association
into the organic forms of government
for which socialism stands Our apponl
to the voter of Red Willow county for
his voto in the coming election is not an
appeal to assist us to got our feot under
the pie counter or to assist us to the
spoils of office only but an earnest effort
to give those principles for which our
party stands that standing with the
Mon all over tbejeountry to day re
gardless of party affiliation are ex
pressing something of the spirit of dis
content with the established order of
things and are saying that party is of
no consequence and that men are every
thing and so for many years now men
ia all elections other than in national
contests have but lightly regnrded or
observed party lines voting rather for
men than in obedience to party senti
ment thinking that to get honest men
into office whatever their politics was
in the veryjnature of things a panacea
for those evils of which they have com
plained year after year Though men
have been elected from this party and
that and partylines bavo been broken
in a htate or a county and we have had
a blending of all political shades in state
county or municipal administrations
yet the same evils are complained of
now that were the burden of popular
lament ten years ago
All this time you bavo been voting
for first this man of this particular
political complexion and then that man
of some othyr particular political com
plexion and so down the line repub
lican democrat populist prohibitionist
independent and a fusion of all these in
an endless combination yet your woes
have in no sense diminished but rather
have increased and few of us have ever
stopped to ask why or tried to analyze
the conditions responsible for such
meager results from so promising a
scource of good as honest men elected
to office should seem to be men too
whose honest is certain ana whose rep
utation has never been sullied by any
official act Notwithstanding all these
factors which should make for good in
the administration of public affairs all
your efforts to secure relief from those
things esteemed to be vicious in nature
as regards the operation of our public
affairs have been sterile ot the results
sought to be obtained
Then since the placing of good and
honest men in office regardless of their
political affiliations has not resulted in
the relief desired to be obtained it must
be obviously apparent that we must
find something else that must go with
the placing of good men in office a
something that shall be an evor present
influence with them aforcoof circum
stance which shall render them con
stantly conscious of the fact that the
representative of tho masses the major
ity of whom have created him as to bis
official entity can in the very nature of
things have in his official capacity any
individuality other than the individual
ity prescribed by the law creating such
office of which he is the impersonal
manifestation and since the organic
law is or should be the will and man
date of majorities themajority has no
just grounds for censure against the
official who thus fulfills the object of
his official being
We socialists ask your support at the
poles because we are the only political
pirty today on the face of the earth
that demands that public officials be
just as amenable to their constituents
after election as before and while there
are now no laws on the statute books of
Nebraska covering the matter we have
in our party organization that which
enables us to reach the offender in that
direction with a considerable degree of
efficacy for the official who is in any
sense recreant to the duties of office and
the trust reposed in him is promptly
expelled frem the party that to the
man who is thoroughly familiar with
socialist thought and the economic in
dications of our times is the most seri
ous calamity that may befall one who
has any ambition to attain political ad
vancement The thoroughly grounded
socialist is fully conscious that socialism
This the face
of the man
who burns
coal bought
at Bullard
Lumber Co
is tho next stage in the evolution of tho
eocinl order and to be barrod from
further participation in tho affairs of his
party is equivalent to his utter political
death More than this as a safeguard
against the evils of which wo bavo been
speaking and of which men everywhere
complain is this no socialist who has
not been o member of tho socialist party
in good standing for ot least two years
is illegible to bo a socialist candidate
for office
These are but a few of the reasons
socialists have to offer why tho voter
should support socialist candidates for
office
Wo indeed realize that good and
honest men are greatly to be desired in
all places of publi trust and while it
is our constnnt endeavor to place no
other than good and honest men on
socialist tickets wo also are sufficiently
well acquainted with human nature to
know that some influence must be
stantly brought to bear on even good
u i r ti
f and honest men otherwise it is tho most
achievement
natural thing in the world that men
however honest may at times forget
their official entity and for the moment
be guided in their actions by individual
considerations and these lapses into
ones own personal entity while in dis
charge of public duties and this at
bottom is tho sum of all official mis
conduct
G A FOLDEN
Socialist Candidate fer County Judgo
Legal Blanks Here
This office carries all kinds of legal
blank forms and makes special blanks
to order promptly and accurately
We have fresh lettuceand celery every
Wednesday and Saturday HUBER
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a full stock of both Colorado and
Pennsylvania coals such as
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Sunshine Maitland
Baldwin Nut and
Susquehanna Anthracite
Your orders will be appreciated
and given prompt attention
PHONE 262
Nigger Head Maitland
Canyon City Lump
Canyon City Nut
Iowa Lump
WierXity Lump
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Rex Lump
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