Hi f M MINOR ITEMS OF WEWS McDonnell for drugs McMillon prescription druggist Limonoira Lumons VVhito liouso Grocery Phono 30 Try our crackers In tin boxes You will never use any other HUBER Clenn your Rtraw hat with Elkoya Hat Clennor 25 cents L W McConnell Druggist Boys auitfc in values from SI 50 to 87 50 nt Rozoll Bargers the leading clothiers We have the finest line of Olives and Olive Oil In McOook The full Reid Mur dock line HUBER The proper compounding of prescrip tions is or should be a science It is here L W McConnell Druggist New shipment of suit cii993 just re ceived at the loading clothiers Rozell Bargers Get your choice now McMillon druggist has recently re ceived a large assortment of the latest post cards You should see them We have a full line of California Canned Goods in both the Advo and J M brands Nothing superior HUBER The W 0 T U will meet at the home of Mrs O VV Wimer July 30th at 300 p in A good attendance is do sired You protect both your health and your pockot book whon you come to us for drugs L W McConnell Druggist Have you seen that 100 gauntlet 2love for harvest work at Rozell Bur gers Yj i cnt ea il it ia th j city either for quality or price Quality like blood tells Quality ex plains the well earned popularity of the Famous Loomis High Patent Fours Sold bv McCook Four and Feed Store For breakfast we have buckwheat Ral ston and Advo pancake flours and maple syrup and mapleine to go with them HUBER If you dont take a camera with you on your vacation youll be sorry Cam era pleasure lasts while vacation pleas ure is soon over We have cameras from 100 up L W McConnkll Druggist The room lately vacated by the Mc Cook Electric Co and Gray Whit taker is now being papered and painted for the now tenant C A Leach who will shortly occupy the same with his jewelry store Re finish Your Furniture Old furniture can be eas ily and inexpensively refin ished with Perma Lac and made to look as nice asjnew You can do the work 2 in your spare time Perma Lac is nent beautiful everything made wood or plaster a perma finish for of metal Just the thing for inside woodwork floors walls ceilings for carriages wag ons farm implements and everything in and around your home 24 beautiful colors Paint Your House Use Bradley Vrooman Pure Paint Made of Car bonate of Leed Oxide of Zinc and Linseed Oil Sold continuously for over 31 years Will not chalk blister or peel Cannot be duplicated by hand mixing A full gallon in every gallon can The best paint it is possible to manufacture because absolutely pure Stansberry Lumber Co McCook Nebraska i VESTS CAMPAIGN SPEECH Why a 8mall Boy Persisted In Hear ing It Every Day Senator Vest was making a buggy campaign in southeast Missouri some years ago snld a Missouri official His driver was a small boy who was duly Impressed with the importance of his distinguished passenger At each town visited by Vest the boy hurried his team to a convenient livery bnrn and then raced for the courthouse or wherever the spenkin was to take place and perched him self with painful regularity on the front seat He Invariably turned his eyes on the senator and took In every word of the speech as If his very life depended on it Finally the lads continued conspic uous presence among his auditors an noyed the senator and he klndlj but firmly reminded the boy that it was not necessary for him to attend every meeting I make the same speech each time You have heard It often enough to know it by rote so just put In your time In the future looking after the team he admonished his youthful driver Despite the senators objection the boy was again In the front seat the next day and the following day This enraged Vest and he thundered Why do you persist in always oc cupying that front seat Didnt I tell you I make the same speech every day Its as old and stale to you as it Is to me 5Yhy insist on hearing it again and again I want to see what youre going to do when you fergit it answered the boy Vest capitulated St Louis Re public THE ELEPHANT FLEET How It Is Used by the British ernment In India Its elephant lleet is one of the stran gest and most deadly departments maintained by the British government in India It is a large fleet of coast ing steamers specially built for the transport of elephants Indias popu lation is one fifth that of the entire globe All these people use elephants They use them for draft work and for tiger hunting and in the arenas of the native states they even pit them against one another and against wild beasts The elephant fleet transfers the animals from Dacca the trapping and training headquarters to the va rious districts whence comes the de mand To get an elephant aboard ship is a difficult and dangerous task The ani mal must wade through the surf to a stout raft and this unknown surf so white and tumultuous often terrifies and maddens him If in his fury he slaughters a mahout or two he cannot be greatly blamed Once on the raft his legs are tied to pegs and the slow sail to the ship is uneventful But now a great band must be arranged under the elephants belly and a crane must hoist him up some twenty or thirty feet to the deck Here again the elephant cannot be set down as In tractable if losing his head in that unprecedented aerial journey he mur ders some more mahouts Very pros perous albeit stained a little with ma houts blood the elephant fleet for many years has plied up and down the Indian coast embarking and disem barking its heavy unmanageable freight New York Press The Appreciation of Music If we would appreciate music aright we must remember that its beauty de pends not upon the composer alone but upon ourselves also Deep calls I unto deep and the harmony of sound though appealing primarily to the out ward ear must be answered by a har mony from within ourselves The more culture we bring to the hearing of music the wider our sympathy the more exquisite will be the echoes which it awakens in the soul If we would understand the composers mes sage we must co operate with him We must reach out to him with all our faculties If we do that the reve lation of music will ceaselessly renew its beauty ever turning unimagined aspects to gladden us Redfern Mason in Atlantic An Ugly Looking Lizard Among the lizards of Australia the thorny devil Moloch horridus Is unrivaled in its ugliness From the tip of its nose to the end of its tail this lizard is covered with tubercles and spines but in spite of its -dangerous appearance it is quite harmless It measures about seven inches in length It has a flat body a small head and a cylindrical tail It fre quents sandy places feeds largely on ants and is more or less diurnal In habits Its powerful limbs are fur nished with strong claws which It uses in digging the sand In which it often lies wholly or partially buried Defined What Is the difference firmness and obstinacy between asked a young lady of her fiance Firmness was his gallant reply Is a noble characteristic of women obstinacy is a lamentable defect In men Her Eyes Opened Scribbler She isnt writing any more articles on how to manage a husband Scrawler No she knows better now Shes married Philadel phia Record Enough Said Visitor What part of prison life Is the hardest to put up with Convict The visitors Judge In great attempts It la glorious even to fail Longinus mhw innxwinwihi tMcxjZtjrvex LUDLOW STREETJAILI The Sheriffs Famous Prison In New York City ITS GUESTS WELL TREATED The Inmates Wear No Uniform and Have Many Privileges Tho Disci pline Is Quite Gentle and the Sur roundings Peaceful and Homelike Walking through the streets of the squalid noisy east side the visitor In New York is qnite unprepared for the peace and clean homeliness which greet him in the sheriffs prison in Ludlow street Flanked by public school and police court on two sides the brick building ornamented with antique Iron grill over long windows resembles a village church or old fash ioned hall of learning The outer clamor does not penetrate its cool clois ters The struggle for existence Is halted at the threshold But It is not so easy to enter the sheriffs rest es tablishment The guard who opens the front door in response to the elec tric hell eyes the visitor suspiciously as if the latter might be trying to break into the county haven without proper credentials The only persona entitled to the privileges of the Lud low tavern are those jn contempt of surrogates and certain other courts federal bankrupts delinquent militia men execution and judgment debtors and breach of promise and alimony men However the visitor who can prove that he has no sinister purpose is ushered into a cozy parlor fitted with rugs pictures and piano Blerc he meets the warden who talks freely and simply about his guests He ad mits he has never read Lombroso or any other criminologist Whats the use They dont send felons to this place The learned observations of penologists do not apply to the in mates of Ludlow tavern Methods of discipline and reform are superfluous There are just a few rules such as ob tain in any well regulated hostelry A guest on arrival has his pedigree taken at the office is shown up to his sleep ing chamber gets introduced to the gentlemen in the sitting room and is left to his own devices no uniform no haircut none of the unpleasant fea tures of a common prison indeed a genteel search for There is sharp in- struments keys and knives as forbid den articles but there Is no confisca tion of any other private possessions A man may bring in all the books writing material tobacco clothes toi let articles and that he pleases The rising bell rings at 630 a m and the guests have a chance to wash shave and make their beds before breakfast at 8 oclock The regular breakfast consists of coffee and rolls but guests may supplement it with eggs cooked at the hot water tap or may order at their own expense an elaborate meal from the menu card of a nearby restaurant The morning newspapers are at hand so that guests while sipping their coffee may scan headlines and note the progress of events After breakfast every one goes into the yard for an hours exercise The high brick wans do not bar the sun shine from the yard which is about sixty feet square and stone flagged around a central grass plot After the exercise hour the guests repair to a large sitting room and read study or play peimchle checkers dominos and chess There is a small library of books and magazines Those who hove private stocks of literature ex change their books In a fraternal spirit The dinner bell rings at noon A wholesome stew a boiled dinner or a plate of fish and potatoes is provided If this seems too frugal even for clois ter life there is the restaurant menu to fall back on As a rule though the inmates are satisfied with the regular fare Another hour in the yard an afternoon spent in the sitting room after the style of the morning session and then a supper of bread and tea at 5 oclock Two hours later the guests retire to their chambers for the night They are locked in It is true but tho obliging guard will open on any rea sonable request There is no rule against talking and guests may read or write by the light of their own can dles until they feel disposed to go to bed A gentle routine it is No one is overcrowded for while there are ac commodations for a hundred persons the number of guests is seldom any thing like that The disagreeable monotony of seeing the same faces and hearing the same anecdotes com plained of by arctic travelers is ob viated by the coming and going of in mates The comfort of guests is pret ty well assured by a staff of nine guards and three or four cooks and attendants Letters to guests are not opened be fore delivery as In common penal in stitutions Three days a week are set aside for visitors but no member of the Alimony club is compelled to see his wife Once In a long while how ever a member of the fair sex enters the portals as a guest There was one woman brought to the office in con tempt proceedings subsequent on a supplementary inquiry but the referee held a hearing on the spot and the woman was discharged with consent of counsel In former days a male guest charged with breach of promise won freedom by marrying the woman of his choice in the hotel office New York Tribune What we obtain too cheap we esteem too lightly Pnlne THE GHOST AT M W Irt I FEAST What tho Ensign Saw end Wnat Hap pened After Dinner In The Story of My Life by Mr Augustus JJare Is told the following creepy story A regiment was passing through Der byshire on Its way to fresh quarters In the north The colonel as tlwy stayed for the night in one of the country towns was Invited to dine at n coun try house In the neighborhood and to bring any one he liked with him Con sequently he took with him a young ensign for whom he had ti great fancy They arrived and It was a large party but the lady of the house did not ap l pear till just as they were going In to dinner and when she appeared was so strangely distrait and preoccupied that she scarcely attended to anything that was said to her At dinner the colonel observed that his young companion scarcely ever took his eyes off the lady of the house staring at her In a way which seemed at once rude and unaccountable It made him observe the lady herself and he saw that she seemed scarcely to attend to anything said by her neigh bors on either side of her but rather seemed in t manner quite unaccount able to br listening to some one or something behind her As soon as dinner was over the young ensign came to the colonel and said OhLo take me away I entreat you to take me way from this place The colonel said Indeed your con duct is so ery extraordinary and un pleasant that I quite agree with you that the boat thing we can do is to go away And be made the excuse of his 3oung friend being ill and ordered their carriage When they had driven some distance the colonel asked the ensign for an ex planation of his conduct He said that he could not help it During the whole of dinner he had seen a terrible black shadowy figure standing behind the chair of the lady of the house and it had seemed to whisper to her and she to listen to It Die hod scarcely told this when a man on horseback rode rapidly past the carriage and the colonel recognizing one of the servants of the house they had just left called out to know if anything was the mat ter Oh dont stop me sir he shouted I am going for tho doctor My lady has just cut her throat HIS HOLLOW KEY Ha Lent It but Had Occasion tc Crave Its Return They hiss iu the French theaters with the help of a hollow key related Richard Harding Davis Taul get once told me an edd Incident upon this custom A playwright call him Duval had the unhappiness one One night to sit through a most successful production of his latest play The house respond ed with jeers and hisses and a young man turning to Duval said By Jove how Id roast this miser able piece if I only had a hollow key My dear boy said Duval I am happy to be able to accommodate you And he handed a hollow key to the young man who at once set up a fierce and continuous hissing Just then a critic appeared Duval ho said to the playwright I am sorry for you Poor fellow yor dont deserve this The young man with the key lookec amazed and ashamed What Are you M Duval I beg your pardon a thousand times he cried You owe me no apology said Du val Lunch with me tomorrow The young man accepted the invito tion and at the end of the Iuncheor next day when the coffee and ciga rettes were brought in he drew J bulky manuscript from his pocket anc begged leave to read a comedy to M Duval for he was a playwright too Duval consented and listened atten tively to the reading At the end the young man said Well monsieur what do you think of it Duval smiled as he replied Could you oblige me by returning my hollow key Cincinnati Com mercial Tribune The Coloring of the Clouds The gorgeous coloring of the clouds especially those of sunset is due to th circumstance that the yellow and red rays of light have a much greater pen etrative momentum than the bluy They make their -way through stretches of the atmosphere which entirely ar rest and turn back the blue and they do tins the more markedlj if the air is at the time laden with extraneous particles that augment the aerial opac ity New York American A Hairbreadth Escape A certain comedian is bald except for a rim of hair a few Inches above his collar line Im in an awful hurry he said one day to the Lambs club barber Can you cut my hair with my collar on Sure replied the barber I can cut It with your hat on Success Magazine Poetic License Sporting Editor Just what do you understand by the term poetic li cense Literary Editor Broadly speaking it is that singular provision In the constitution of the universe un der which poets are permitted to ex istChicago Tribune Proposals Has he proposed yet Not in so many words Thats no answer Proposals never do come in words They consist of sighs hems haws and gurgles Cleveland Header Summer Dress Goods Dresses and Skirts Cheaper than Ever Until August first EVERY DAY DURING JULY you can buy anything and everything in SUMMER DRESS GOODS including SUESINE SILKS TISSUES BA TISTES ORGANDIES LAWNS and SWISSES at a Saving of 25 cents on the Dollar Our All Linen Waist ing worth ioo goes for 75c per yd All 40c and 50c White Waistings go for 35c per yd Our 90c and 100 White French Batistes 65c per yd Our 50c White Persian Lawn 45 in goes for 39c per yd Other Great Values in White Goods at 25c 20c 15c 10c yd Get ourprices on Dress Goods and Waistings before you bti All Wool Suits Tub Suits Lingerie Dresses Silk Satin and Foulard Dresses are now going at phenomenally low prices which means a saving of from 30 to 50 per cent on your Dress or Suit All Duck and Linen Skirts go at One Fifth Off All White Serge and Mohair Skirts go at One Fifth Off AND IN- Our Millinery Department you can buy any ready trim ined Hat at Just Half Price Flowers Plumes Wings and Ornaments Also Greatly Reduced f 9 w Rozell Barger sell the fetching summer hosiery See them first Kodaks and kodak supplies L W McConnell Druggist We have fresh lettuce and celery every Wednesday and Saturday HUBER Nothing more stylish than a dainty sailor straw hat such as Rozell it Bar ger sell First class pasture at Corwins ranch 3J miles south of McCook Reference Steve Wilson Hansens gloves a favorite with many tried and true at Rozell Bar gers the leading clothiers It you want a good pickle in sweet sour or mixed we have them a quart jar full for 25 cents HUBER CLAP P Exclusive Dry Goods Millinery and Ladies Furnishings 222 MAIN AVENUE Everything in drugs McConnell Hats the straws and tho fancy nt Rozell Barkers PHONE 56 felts Feed of all kinds baled hay etc McCook Flour and Feed Store ac McCOOK NEBRASKA McConnell fills proscriptions Picture framing The Ideal Store Mary Uarrisonnurse Phone hlack28G White House Grocery for fre3h vege tables Phone 30 Of course you know Huber keeps the Wedding- Breakfast Coffee Fink overalls the standard make Rozell Barger the leading clothiers Apples Peache3 Cherries and Black berries in gallon cans White House Grocery Phone 30 Patronize home industry by smoking Commercial Club 10 cent cigar and the Snnke 5 cent cigar We are now agents for the Famous Car harlt Overalls and Jackets also for their Gloves and Caps HUBER Monarch Silver Bell White Satin spell success in Dread and cako baking Buy the McCook Flour and Feed Store and good best 1 It is comingthe small boy and the 4th of JuIyso is our volume of business Where is one of the best places to buy lumber From the Stansberry Lumber Co McCook Xehr Where is one of the best places to buy coal From the Stansberry Lumber Co McCook Nebr Where is one of the best places to buy paint From the Stansberry Lumber Co McCook Xebr Why is the Stansberry Lumber Co a good place to trade They make a specialty of buying the best Quality is always first Our best recommendation is our customers you ask them And the volume of business we havo picked up in the past five months makes us feM that we make no mistake when we put quality first 7 2 f 1 I- 1 tu SJ h tm