MARION W C Shonkley of Danbury was in town a while Monday afternoon Mrs Dimmitt from southeast of town and Mrs Wicks visited at Cedar Bluffs between trains Friday The ball team from McCook were de feated by the home team one day last week the score was 12 to 2 A E Boyer of Danbury sold his farm a mile east of town recently to O C Smiley consideration 1900 T F Gockley from Fairview was in town Saturday and put up some hail screens on the school bouse Mrs Bartholomew and baby visited in Lincoln the past ten days Miss Elva Dresner came down from Cedar Bluffs Saturday to work for Mrs C Reed and Edna goes to Harry Pooles south of town Mrs Roy Shorey visited her parents at Wilsonville a few days last week Sidney Dodge returned to McCook after a few days visit in town Mrs J E Dodge visited her parents Mr and Mrs N J Johnson in McCook recently Rev James Mason arrived here the first of last week from Angus Nuckolls county Nebraska for a short visit with friends and to look after his farm inter ests northwest of town Mrs Darnell and sons left last mid week for Minden Neb to visit relatives and friends The stocking social given under the auspices of the Epworth League Friday night was not very well attended Harley Wards Edgar Eno Oscar Thomas Albert and Sam Dolph and Henry Hellesen were in town between trains Saturday Powell Nilsson shipped out 6 cars cattle and one of hogs Tuesday night Marion Powell came down from Lin coln Tuesday noon to accompany the shipment Hr i Stigfboupr and daughter Neta were lierndon Kmi as sight seers as well as hlioppnrs one liny recently Mrs Orpha Deck attended the quar terly meeting in Daobun Saturday and Sunday r TALKS ON ADVERTISING IL Mail Order Vs Home Trading By Henry Herbert Huff COPYRIGHT 1900 BY AMERICAN PRESS ASSOCIATION Back again Mr Business Man Glad to see you Have a chair Do you know Im anxious to learn how advertising is going to fix those mail order houses Pardon me but I do not like your expression The mail order house has as much right to do business as Brown your com petitor across the street You cannot hope to have it extermi nated by law boycott or other unfair means The only way to solve this problem is to meet its prices You can do this on a cash basis and that is the only sensible way to sell Be so busy telling the public about your store your goods and your prices that the mail order houses do not appear to trouble you in the least Quote the mail order houses prices beside yours to show that you mean business Do not attack their integrity They are not all frauds as some merchants would represent them to be But people should be loyal to their home merchants Very true but this argument has been abused Stories of the patron who got cheated of the dollar that did so much in the community before it was sent awa the theory of paying taxes etc are all so weak or lacking in logic as to be an injury to our cause If yon are to pull customers from the catalogue houses it will be with proof that you sell equally low not by satire or abuse They are to be won not forced Then too many merchants who are sell ing too high or are inexperienced and not in the least fitted for their business dealers who gossip are unfriendly and unaccommo dating or who cheat or mistreat their patrons all claim the support of the community on the loyalty to home industries plea To do so is to seek charit not business Even charity covers no such sins Now honestly do you expect patronage merely because you are a merchant in this town What grounds then should I take in asking patronage Put it thus Tou buy where you can buy cheapest and I will do the same Remember when making comparisons with cata logue prices to add something for transportation the delay the trouble and expense of ordering and the like If I can furnish you the goods equally low considering these advantages buy of me because it will help to build up the town That is all I ask To what one thing do the catalogue houses owe their growth 1 must confess it js good advertising Yes their whole existence is due to it They cannot live with out it They are unnatural institutions could never have started if local merchants had realized the possibilities of advertising But it is not too late to use against them this very instrument that has bee7 their making And that is the only successful way to combat the mail order evil advertise Rev Richards preached here Sunday in place of Rev Miller who preached the annual baccalaurate sermon to the graduates of the Lebanon high school R S Gore and family visited in Dan bury Sunday Frank Bryson was off duty on the ranch last week on account of being sick Alfred and Melvin Newberry visited their undo J H Ball and family north of Dandury Saturday and Sunday English Etchings Londons newest flreboat can pump D00 tons of water an hour The roller skating craze has struck London Londoners call the sport rinking Giving evidence at an inquest at Lambeth London a woman said that she had had twenty one children sis of whom are alive The Bank of England has 315000 000 in public deposits 215000000 in private deposits 219000000 govern ment and other securities and 120 000000 reserve Reassuring Him A little final advice said a pro fessor of elocution addressing his pu pils before the annual entertainment go well to the front of the stage dont hesitate and dont be nervous But J say professor remarked a very self satisfied member of the class suppose I forget part of my oration Oh that doesnt matter replied the professor On the contrary the more of it you forget the better the audi ence will like it Kept Him Busy Did you do much sightseeing when you went abroad Xo answered Mr Cumrox Moth er and the girls did the sightseeing 1 had to put in my time finding the places where they cash letters of cred it Washington Star Man Killed Twice An English paper is responsible for stating that a man was overtaken by a passenger train and killed He was Injured in a similar way about three years ago BEGGS BLOOD PURIFIER BEGGS BLOOD PURIFIER CURES disease vth Pure Blood CURES disease with Pure Blood MAKE YOUR OWN STOCK FOODS BY USING THE SKIDOO HORSE AND CATTLE TABLETS Crush and mix in feed or salt Proper dose In tablets MAKES YOUR STOCK LOOK UKE THE TOP PRICE Contain no Sawdust Ashes Chop Feed or Bran Ask for and try once SKIDOO Condition Tablets Worm Kidney Chicken Cholera Blister Heave Fever Hoi Cholera tablets Louse Powder Spavin Cure Barb Wire Liniment Pink Eye Distemper Colic or Bone Stinener Tablets Sold hy A McMILLEN McCook Neb - TOijW HOTEL CELLS Tho Difference Between Them THEATRICAL COSTUMES i1 ifftinirnMrtn and Those of the Jails The chief difference between the av erage hotel cell and the averuge pris on cell viewed from the standpointfbl social psychology is that one is locked on the inside to keep outsiders out while the other Is locked on the out side to keep Insiders in The occupant of the hotel cell Is afraid that some thing will be done to him or that some thing will be taken from him by some one who ought to be In a prison cell That is the theory of it Lock your door and leave your val uables at the office cautions the oblig ing innkeeper If you hud valuables you wouldnt be here observes the witty prison keeper That is to say the question of valuables seems to en ter largely into the matter It would be great to have a civiliza tion which considered valuable only those things which could not be stolen such as mental and moral equipment skill and good fellowship Then we could be a little more sociable We could talk to each other without but toning our coats or feeling for our dia mond studs every few minutes Then the man who willingly secluded him self in a stuffy hotel cell could be locked in and made to stay there on the ground that something terrible waa the matter with him Success Maga zine The Man Who Supplies Them Must Ba Artistic and Well Read An extensive library is an absolute necessity to the theatrical costumer At the head of every theatrical cos tuming establishment there is a man of education experience and genuine artistic abirv whose business it is to know what 1 needed and how to get it If The Prince of India Ben Hur or The Darling of the Gods is to be produced he must map out the lines on which the costuming is to be done and those lines must be absolute ly accurate There is a wide differ ence between the French costumes of Napoleons time and those worn by Jeanne dArc and her friends The chief designer must know it and act on his knowledge At the time Cus ter fought his last fight the United States army cavalry and infantry was outfitted in a peculiar manner that has long since passed away If the play deals with American army life of that period the costumes must show it for it would never do to have the critics roast the piece because the producers were ignorant of the thing produced The man at the head of the costuming department must ei ther be conversant with all countries and all periods of history or he must know how to become so with decided alacrity hence the costumers library New Orleans Times Democrat What Thieves Wont Steal The last thing the woman did before leaving the flat was to put four rings in the clock on the mantel So thieves wont get them she said I should think that would be simply inviting thieves to run away with them said her friend That is a handsome clock and thieves like hand some clocks They do said the woman but they never will steal this clock It ticks too loud Xo wise thief will run away with a clock that goes like a thrashing machine It isnt the alarm about his person that he is afraid of for he can stop the clock but the oc cupants of the flat are likely to return before he gets safely away and if a loud ticking clock is gone they will miss it the minute they step inside the door and maybe give him a hot chase for his plunder New York Press Taken Literally Wishing some bushes removed from his garden a gentleman instructed his gardener to pull them up by the roots Some time afterward he went into the garden and found the gardener dig ging trenches round the bushes Why George he said you must not dig round those small bushes in that way I am sure you are strong enough to pull them up by the roots Oh yes sir replied the gardener Im strong enough but I must dig a little before 1 can get hold of the roots If youd told me to pull them up by the branches I could of course easily have removed them without diggiug London Strand Magazine Bliss Lysander sweetly do you know what day this is Sure Our anniversary Margaret dear pretending to have remembered it all the time No such thing frigidly Its the day you promised to nail the leg on that old kitchen table Lysander paled tried to square him self on the anniversary blunder failed utterly and the fireworks were on Judges Library The 1 alentcd Milisr Family What is the Miller family doing now The wife is writing poems that no body will read tho daughter is paint ing pictures that nobody will buy the rvii h composing plays that nobody v il j ut t u the j tap and the husband is writing rh c a nobedy will cash Mergendorfer Elatter A Trcit Sufforor to lady in front Madam If you were to remove your hat I could see the play Lady in Front with manifestation of surprise Yes but you could not then see my new hat London Telegraph Vulgarity is amusing only to the YUlzar and they are not worth amns Inff Chioftgo Record Herald Men LIVING HORRORS Made to Look Like Beasts Chinese Methods To transfer a man into a beast would at first seem to be Impossible It is ac- complished however by the Chinese to whom nothing seems to be un known The skin Is removed In small particles from the entire surface of the body and to the bleeding parts bits of the hide of living animals bean and dogs are usually applied The opera tion requires years for Its full accom plishment After the person has had his skin completely changed and be comes a man bear or a man dog he is made mute to complete the illusion and also deprive him of the means of Informing the public he is Intended to amuse of his long torture A Chinese journal the Ilupro prints n descrip tion of one of these human animals exhibited In the Kiangsi nis entire body was covered with dog skin lie stood erect although sometimes the feet are so mutilated that the beast is forced to walk on all fours could not utter articulate sounds rise and sit down in short make the gestures of a human being A mandarin who heard of this monstrositj had him brought to his palace where his hairy skin and ocstini appearance caused quite as much terror as surprise Upon being asked if he was a man the creature replied with an affirmative nod He also signified in the same manner that he would write A pencil was given him but he could not use it his hands were so deformed Ashes were then placed on the ground in front of him when the man dog leaning over trac ed in them five characters indicating his name and district Investigation showed that he had been stolen im prisoned for years and subjected to long tortures His master was appre hended and condemned to death London Spare Moments A CHEERFUL OUTLOOK Making It Pleasant For the Studious Traveler An English tourist traveling on foot through one of our mountainous re gious studying the people asked a man whom he met to direct liim to a certain cabin at which he had been advised to stay overnight Going thar said the man Well Toms a first rater take him just right but hes mighty queer What do you mean asked the traveler Well its like this and the man looked at the stranger in a calm im personal way Hell be setting out side most probably and hell see you coming Ilell take a good look at you and ef you dont suit him lie may set the dog ou you Ef he dont and you get to talking with him and say anything he dont just like he may throw you down and tromp on you But ef youre too care ful in your talk on the other hand hes liable to take you for a spy and use his gun fust and listen to expla nations afterward But its no use trying to get by Tho Unemployed Lack of employment is not a new question Says the Liverpool Mercury of Feb 14 1S12 It is of the highest importance that a committee of the legislature should immediately inquire into the causes of tho present want of employment among the laboring class es and whether means might not be found in a nation of which the reve nue is immense by which a succession of public works etc There were at that time 10000 unemployed in Liver pool The same writer after asking Is war the only employment that the state has to give the poor goes on to show that the pyramids of Egypt and the elegant edifices of Greece were built with the object of giving con tinual employment to the laborer Womens Work and Infant Mortality In eight industrial towns where the proportion of married women of child bearing age at work in the factories was 43 per cent the infant mortality rate for ten years averaged 1S2 per 1000 In eight industrial towns of a different type where the proportion of married women at work Avas only 3 per cent the infant mortality was only lo0 per 1000 The excessive rate in the first group is not due to bad wages nor to bad conditions but to the ab sence of the mother London Post A Financial Genius rn ii OTil Will JtUU JllUUt ICll LUU ULIUL il financial genius is A financial genius my child is a man who can spend money that he has never had and which the people who think they are getting it will never see Chicago Record Herald His Music Mrs Nagger The noise you make at night is very unpleasant music Mr Nagger Do you call snoring music Mrs Nagger I should say so sheet music arranged for the bugle Chica go Kecord Herald Talleyrands Reply Napoleon orci said to Talleyrand I v ish I i tl tl f 1 oys ti hell frr I could then put tu in tin re The reply wa t ft J w if JflOHT f VWKi WLmJ 0 nam rr f CixL4L 33feS XM in tUe baking r m thafcSVhere Calumet bMb i fflj Baking Powder proves I J3 its superiority its iPl failing ability m wonderful raising power its never ib yv j L tfiMixetnti i J to produce the most delicious baking and its economy In the baking that is the only way you can successfully test it and compare it with the high price kinds You cannot discredit these statements until you have tried CALUMET the only high grade baking powder selling at a moderate cost 100000 is offered to anyone finding the least trace of impurity in the baking caused by Calumet Ask your Grocer and insist that you get Calumet Received Highest Award Worlds Pore Food Exposition Chicago 1907 OVER PRIZES To be given away by the LINCOLN DAILY STAR in its Second Annual Contest comprising A 1500 TOURING CAR fully equipped A TOUR OF EUROPE for two leaving Lincoln or Omaha and returning to the same points All travelling and incidental expenses paid TWO HIGH GRADE PIANOS Trip for two to the ALASKAN YUKON EXPOSI TION All expenses paid including admission to grounds and all amusements Ten other trips and other prizes For further particulars address The LINCOLN DAILY STAR Contest Department without stopping concluded the man WllSSlSSlSSZS23SSMlSS with evident relish of the prospect hej was opening up to the stranger Et you was to undertake that twould be all up with you for hed think you was proud and biggetty Ef you want to come out of the mountain whole dont go past Toms cabin without stopping whatever you do Youths Companion LINCOLN NEB Another Good D CLEM DEAVER General Agent Land Seekers Information JBureauOmaha Nebraska - w 0 rrmrmi111 rKtolUfcNl a U tBtKI CASHIER JAS S DOYLE Vice President THH CITIZENS BANK OF MeCOOK NEB ONE a Paid Up Capital 50000 Surplus 20000 BBS DIRECTORS JAS S DOYLE V tKANKUti A C EBERT It wc ud le hotter ire that I should hl fact Xo ONE first last and all tho time hiv rhmii far then I could let von Pi out lie who knows little soon tells It German Proverb m - VJr avsrsnsBSKNEss ONE ONE That is the No of ONE of the best Lumber and Coal Concerns in a q No ONE town which is located on ONE East Street But if you cant j find it call phone No ONE when you will be informed that you can get t No ONE lumber No ONE coal No ONE service No ONE treatment Buiard Lumber Co EEZ EsCSaxTN SWvHVSNffiKs CTsTv3NSNrN ErsKsaNVS8Narv 7 n LAND OFFERING On May 22nd the Government will open its second tract cf 12000 acres o perfectly irrigated land in tho Big Horn Basin near Garland and Powell Wyom ing This irrigation project of the Government is first class and reliable This land is adjacent to and along side of the Burlington Road Powell and Garland ire prosperous towns The community is absolutely first class and there is nnt a better place to live in the whole west for climate sunshine productiveness of -oil and many other good reasons than the Big Horn Basin This land is S4500 and acre in ten annual installments without interest 320 ACRE MONDELL ACT Select locations for homesteading in Wyom ing near Newcastle Upton and Moorcroft Plats on file Write me I conduct an excursion on the first and third Tuesdaysof each month Only S2750 round trip homeseekers excursion rate No charge for my services Write me at once about this new tract The excursion of May 18 or in June will be in time for good selections i i 1 Mi i i M i i tj V stf f yl 11 v i rSit Jr 1 r i y K V J1 o - rl