DANBURY O B Woods and wife departed Sat urday ovoning for Denver Colo and other points to look for it location Editor Newman and wifo are proud parents of a baby girl born Thursday Decembor 31st Mr and Mrs Irving Smiley of es Kansas who have been spending the i F vt I Y i i V V d i t Mrs P M Boll of McCook who has boon visiting relatives hero for the past week returned homo Sunday There was a watch night sorvico in the Methodist Thursday ovening Gaitha Noo who has beon visiting relatives atjVuburn Nebraska arrived homo Saturday Georgo Hess and wife who have been holidays at the II W Naden homo re- visiting relatives at Stromsburg Nebr turned to their homo Saturday Miss Laura Dewey who has beon em ployed at Atwood arrived homo last Thursday for a visit There was a surprise party given on J L Sims Wednesday night Quito a number participated and report a fine time Their tokon was a Sehram rock ing chair The gathering broko up in the wo sma hours avont twa w zm r l S j Horse Owners f I ft are interested in 5A m II - I kets because they are r I When you buy insist 1 Kb r on tlie famous 5 A I FS M t -a It v CAtf Wp GnV I B i yj j r i H it i tit A Them MCCOOK HARDWARE CO arrived at homo Saturday Jesso Naden of Ashland Neb visited with homefolks a few days last week Wilbur Honton who has been in Southern Texas for some time arrived at homo Monday J J Rogers and son who have been visiting relatives hero for tho past week returned to their homo at Greonleaf Kansas Monday Mr and Mrs Joseph Murphy accompanied them for a visit Miss Maud Eno of Fruita Colorado arrived Monday for a visit with friends and relatives Beth and Madeline McDonald who have been spending the holidays with tho homefolks returned to Beaver City Monday to resume their studies Mrs Ed Eno is improving rapidly Miss Kirtse who has been visiting in llendley returned to the W A Stone home Monday ADVERTISED LIST The following letters cards und pack ages remain uncalled for at the McCook postoffice December 18 1908 LETTERS Boiclcn Mr Jnfl GoodenberRer Mr Bert McCoy Mr Brum Smith Mrs Sarah CARDS Bailey Mrs Irene CaufTman Mr W A Cartmau Fred Jones Mrs Will Singley Mr A P Surith Miss Ella Schwnb Mr B J Shannon Miss Eloise Williams Lawrence Whitney Robert PACKAGES McKcau J H When eulliriu for these please say they w ere advertised S H McLean Postmaster John Cashen Auctioneer Indianoln Nebr Dates booked at Mc Cook Nationnl bank KTTHi iiri viitiiyiYhittvfyWrfHtliviv OUR MOTTO LIVE AND LLT LIVE Shall the People Get What They Pay For I am going to give you Dear Header some good plain talk and I trust that it will reach down as far as your pocketbook To avoid personalities I will use the name Lent for the name of second party in the following conversation Lem says Mr Stansberry Mr Hard Knocker says that you do not carry the best grades of lumber now I want to build what assurance have I that I will get the grades that my bill calls for I said Lem that point is well taken the lumber business is in some respects like the drug busines you go into a drugstoreund ask for half a pint of Essence of Juniper Berries and they could give you a half pint of Aqua Pura and while the effects are far different after taking yet unless you examined it you would hardly notice the difference so it is with lumber after you get it in the building and it commences to shrink and the knots fall out then you notice the difference Now to answer your question listen to this I J R Stansberry hereby certify that I will deposit a rea sonable sum to be agreed upon with the McCook National Bank of McCook Nebraska as a forfeit if I cannot deliver out of my yard just as good a grade of lumber as any yard can in Red Willow county Signed J R Stansberry Now Lem I am willing to enter into this agreement with every builder contractor carpenter or purchaser of lumber could anything be more fair Does Mr Hard Knocker have any money to back his statements do you think Lem that he is working his little hammer for fun This is something to think about think it over and remember money talks and I am prepared to back every statement that I make and Continued Next Week Clint Hamilton Lumber Co 1 J R Stansberry Manager and Owner To the People of 1 rijUIUA L1 dUUHriirfiMirfUAi ill iliiULallitl lil il ttiHArtUUiiAUJal I McCook and Vicinity fl On account of many other demands on our time and attention incident to the change of ownership of the WHITE HOUSE GROCERY we have been dilatory in making formal announcement of the fact But Thomas Moore and son Fred T have purchased the White House Grocery from George S Scott and assumed the business with the new year We will continue the name the White House Grocery and will do all in our power to maintain the high standard of this popular business house to keep all its old patrons and by delivering the goods at a fair and rea sonable price to merit the patronage of many new ones You will find us at the old stand Moore Son 117 West B Street The King Golden Wedding Am nit the incident of their tld ti v d wni celHlinitinn December 21 1008 In Mr wnlMrj S C King wa l In rfiil of tho following letter from a former sehc ol teacher Judge W S Wiilmiw f the district court Mount Pleasant Iowa Mt Pleasant Iowa Dee 1G li 1008 Mr aud Mrs S 0 King Uux Elder Nebraska My Dear Friends I am Kind to acknowledge receipt of tho invitation to be presert at the cele bration of your golden wedding anni versary ou Monday December 21st My work will not enable me to bi with you in person but I do wish by this means to convey to nu my feelings of satisfaction that you have for so many years been permitted to enjoy the com pany each of the other that there has been granted to you the pleasures that -come from dutiful children kind friends aud neiyhbors who believe it you I remember with very much pleasure the time I spent under your roof when 1 was a in western Iowa now more than thirty years ago and the many kindnesses which wee then shown to me made an impress which certainly will never be remover It is my earnest wish that this celebra tion whch you will observe although it marks many years of life together and many jears of life will by no means bd the lat of the anniversaries you may lie permitted to celebrate and that as there may assemble with youyourchild ren rand children and thu friends in that newer country where you now livb who have come to know you as did friends in the old home that you may feul that life in the iounding out of tries- fifty years has had much in it upnn which you may look biek with pleasure and satisfaction With the very best wishes to both of you and with good wishi s to all of your children who were pupils of mine when taught that little district school aud the younger child whom I remember but who had not reached the age of school training I am Very sincerely yours V S WlTHKOW The inability of their son George to bo present was in measure repaid by the following letter Toppeni b Wash Dec lih 100S Dear Parents We certainly regret that we cannot lie present at your golden wedding We both feel that we ought to be with you on this special occasion which seldom comes to a family and perhaps will never come to ours again Rut owing to the open space which separates us to our business which needs our con stant and personal attention we are compelled to remain at home which is not from choice we assuic ou Never theless we hope all the other children can be present and that you will enjoy yourself hugely even though wo cannot be there and when che day ore you will continue jour wedded happiness to a ripe old age Geo and Angik That Mr and Mrs King wore gener ously remembered by lelatives and friends is shown by the following Is Mr and Mrs Will Lojd spectacles and comb Mr and Mrs Roy King fountain pen and umbrella Mr and Mrs Bon King gentlemans ring Mr and Mrs James Mod ell ladys ring Mr and Mrs George King jewel case and locket Mr and Mrs Pennell and Mr and Mrs li P Sutton watch chain and lodge pin Mrand Mrs WMLewis and Mr and Mrs H P Waite rug Mr and Mrs H C Clapp shirt waist set and cuff buttons Mr D Divine souvenir spoon Mr and Mrs Stephen Holies water set Mrs Hickling salad dish Mr and Mrs Younger bon bon dish George and Ed Loyd gold 1 idle Mr and Mrs D Reaton gnld fork Mr Ed Waite gold headed whip J J Crockford ladle Mr and Mrs A Barnett and Mr L W McConnell leather - seated rocker Mr and Mrs S II Mann gold ladle Mr W W Gingles gold spoon Of course you know Huber keeps the Wedding Breakfast Coffee Try This For Catarrh Free tests are now being supplied by mail to all Catarrh sufferers There is ro expense no obligation whatever Dr Shoop is combining Oil of Eucalyptus Thymol Menthol Oil of Wintergreen etc and is incorporating these ingredients into a pure snow white cream like Imported Petrolatum This Creation Dr Shoops Catarrh Remedy gives immediate and lasting relief to catarrh of the nose and throat That all may first test it free these trial boxes are being mailed without charge simply to encourage these tests and thus fully demonstrate beyond doubt the value of this combination If Catarrh has extended down to tbe stomach or bowels then Dr Shoops Restorative must also be used internally if a complete cure is to be expected Otherwise the Dr Shoops Catarrh Remedy will alone be entirely sufficient Write Dr Shoop Racine Wis for sample and book Sold by Druggists everywhere Which hook ihU I send yon No 1 On Dyspepsia No 2 On the Heart No 3 On the Kidneya No 4 For Women No 5 For Men No 6 On Bheumatlsn A Mc MILLEN PMK1L1DERS Reckless Pranks Played With Heavenly Bodies IMPOSSIBILITIES IN NATURE A Rainbow Depicted Wrong Side Out and Moons In Positions and Forms That Could Not Occur Amusing Anachronisms by Old Time Artists That artists like authors should commit many errors of fact Is hardly a cause for wonder Rather it is as tonishing that they are not found of tener at fault in view of the great variety of knowledge required lu their work Despite this however there Is no manuer of excuse for certain ab surdities for example there Is the ease of an English painter who depicted an elab orate rainbow Unfortunately he painted it wrong side out But we 1 forget amusement at such stupidity In admiration for the artists magnificeut 1 audacity when we learn that ue charged 20 additional for repainting j the rainbow colored in accordance with natures arrangement I Pahiters are very prone to distress the astronomers by their reckless I pranks with the heavenly bodies par ticularly wiui mo moon uul presented a scene in which was a crescent moon low in the eastern sky directly opposite a setting sun More over this genius disdained the criti cisms of the learned He insisted that this arrangement was necessary for the composition inasmuch as the rest of the picture would be destroyed by a full moon the only one possible In such a sltuatiou Other artists have trifled with the moon by turning its convexity away from the sun which is of course im possible in nature In one picttire the moon was placed near the j tion of the Great Bear though as a matter ot fact the satellite never ven tures into this part of the heavens There Tare too oft recurring errors made iu the bulk of the orb An American astronomer amused himself by measuring the moons in a number of paintings He established the fact that by reckoning from the satellites size the average height of the hills in these landscapes was forty three miles One of the mountains indeed had the stupendous altitude of a hun dred miles Artists of old time were often out rageously wrong sometimes necessari ly by reason of the limitations imposed by the ignorance of the period A Dutch artist painted the garden of Eden with well clipped borders and yew trees trimmed into fantastic shapes He wrought In all innocence for of such sort were the only gardens of his experience But the excuse does not apply to a Dutch painting of 1794 This showed Abraham about to slaughter Isaac by means of a blunder bussthe product jf an age 3000 years after the lime of the patriarchs Yet this mistake occurs again and again There have been elaborate paintings of the children of Israel crossing the Red sea with muskets on their shoulders A beautiful ivory tankard an Augsburg carving of the early seventeenth century was sold for a high price in London not long ago The design which is exquisite In workmanship shows the good Sa maritan with his attendants In the Jericho road One of the servants carries a gun Many a child as well as some older persons has puzzled over that beam in the eye of which the New Testa ment speaks It is not always under stood that this means a beam of light But it was left to Solomon Bernard in his woodcuts illustrating the Bible published at Lyons in 1533 to picture this beam as one of wood rectangular in section and several feet in length The matter of costumes offers vast opportunity for flaws which the paint ers have not failed to seize In the national gallery at Edinburgh Pha raohs daughter and her accompanying women are exhibited garbed in the long waisted bodices and hooped skirts of Europe in the sixteenth cen fury The national collection in Lon don has a picture of Joseph and his kindred iu Egypt where the buildings shown are not at all Egyptian in their style of architecture but distinctly Italian In the same gallery Paolo i Veroneses The Family of Darius at the Feet of Alexander After the Battle of Issus displays the women of the group in the pointed waists and I ed skirts that made the familiar dress of Venetian women in the painters time Errors that have to do with armor may be more readily pardoned though the artists fail lamentably in knowl edge as to the earlier forms of metal protection Thus in some paintings showing the time of Christ the war riors are seen clad in beautifully da mascened mail yet this form of armor did not come into actual use until half a thousand years later Similarly in other pictures of Christs time monks are portrayed in their robes with tonsures In fact how ever they did not exist in the church prior to the fourth century A D A curious illustration of the limita tions set on genius by circumstance is exhibited in one of the worlds most famous paintings The Last Supper Leonardo da Vinci simply did not know that the table the cloth the plates the knives and forks and salt cellars were Impossibilities in the scene he designed to portray The eastern people of that age who were his subjects used no table no chairs no forks but squatted about a common dish and ate from it with their fingers Pittsburg Post Thought Microbes In a Drop of Ink When applied to the newspaper page they make people think twice First people think theres a man who keeps up with the procession Second they think he must keep good goods on hand Again if the home paper has enough drops of advertising ink ou its surface to make a proper showing the outsider thinks this must be a pretty lively town Thus a drop of NEWSPAPER AD VERTISING INK is a good thing for tho town NOTICE TO CREDITORS The State of Nebraska Red Willow county s In the County Court In the Matter of the E tate of UeorKC G Siiokc Deceased To the Creditors of said Estate You are hereby notified that I will sit at the County Court Room in McCook iu snid County on the 3tli day of June lUOU at the hour of Nino oclock A M to examine all claims against said Estate with a view to their ad justment aud allowance The time limited for the presentation of claims against said Estate is Six months from th 2ith day of December A D VMS and the time limited for payment of debts is One j ear from said 23th day of De cember 190S Witness my hand and the seal of aid County Court this 2t5tli day of December lJ8 I seal I J C Mookk County Judge Boyl ifAi Idred Attorneys LEGAL NOTICE In Justice Court before ILH Uerry justice of tho peace V H Skelton defendant will take notice that on the 10th day of November 1U08 II H Uerry a justice of the peace of Red Willow county Nebraska issued an order of attach ment for the sum of iltt in an action pending before him wherein Wm Sullivan is plaintilt and V H Skelton is defendant and that pro perty of defendant consisting of money due and owing in the hands of the Chicago HurliuKtori and juincy Railroad Company garnishee as wages for work and labor performed by said defendant for said railroad company has been attached under said order of attachment Said cause was continued for hearing to the 12th day of January 1E09 at 9 oclock A M William Slilivan NOTICE TO CREDITORS The State of Nebraska Red Willow county ss In the County Court In the Matter of the Estate of Mary E Bab cock Deceased I o the Creditors of said Estate You are hereby notified that I will sit at the County Court Room in McCook in said ounty on tho 30th day of June 11XW at the hour of Nine oclock AM to examine all claims against said Estate with a view to their adjust ment andallowance The time limited for the presentation of claims against said Estate is Six months from the 26th day of December A J lti0S2 and the time limited for payment of debts is Oi e year from said 2Gth day of De cember 1D08 Witness my hand and the seal of said County Court this 26th day of December 19H8 seal I J C Mooue County Judge Boyle Eldred Attorneys NOTICE TO CREDITORS In the County Court of Bed Willow county Nebraska In the Matter of the Estate of Joseph Dudek Deceased Notice is hereby given to all persons having claims and demands against the Estate of Joseph Dudek deceased that they are required to present their claims with vouchers to the County Judge of said county at his ollice in Mc Cook in snid County of Red Willow Nebraska on or before the Second day of August HVJ or the same shall be forever barred All claims so filed will be heard before said conntj judge on the Tenth day of August 1WiJ at Nine A M Given under my hand and the seal of said court January 4th 1909 I seal J C Moonn Comity Judge Morlan Bitchie Wolff Attorneys Typewriter ribbons for sale at The Tribune office jpftfi The only 1 igh clca 5ST cSE Balling Powder sold z fp Cti a moderate price Fk I AUTOMOBILE LIVHtT DALLAS DIVINE Prop PHONE 166 MCCOOK JtESE Night or day trips made anywhere Prices Reasonable Guaranteed Good Ssrvkr varvrvjBsaffrvjBBrsvwxN F D BURGESS Plumber und Steam Fitter Iron Lead ana Sewei Pipe Braes Goods Pumps an Boiler Trimmings Estimates Furnished Free Base- m rrent o th Postoffice Building McCOOK NEBRASKA aroBSBvsrw EEIiajalJJwl DRuBB f II K DURHAM PAINTING and PAPER HANGING I make a specialty of paper 4V hanging and carry a well se- lected stock of wall paper Work Kuaranteerl and prices i reasonable Phono Red 207 V V TTT feqfc3 kSfe r i WE HAVE I I j i TO BURN I t I Barnett Lumber Co Phone 5 TVVtTTf r t V FRANKLIN Presided A C EBER7 Cashier g JAS S DOYLE Vice President V THR t CITIZENS BANK OF MeCOOK NEB X Paid Up Capital 50000 Surpl us 1 5000 B - DIRECTORS v tHANKun dm a uutlh a v caeni r 8SrSS VlfeVfcV rvvsjENSNasaNjavHxsarJvJw ONE ONE ONE That is the Xo of ONE of the best Lumber and Coal Concerns in a No ONE town which is located on ONE East Street But if you cant find it call phone No ONE when you will be informed that you can get No ONE lumber No ONE coal No ONE service No ONE treatment in fact No ONE first last and all the time Bullard Lumber Co HSSSZSQSSSS ENJPsSrVKSSSS If 4