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Security
for Depositors
Tho National banking laws
make uvory stockholder of
The First National Bank of
McCook liable to depositors
for twico the amount of stock
owned The liability of stock
holders to depositors of this
bank is S5000000 to which
add its paid up and unim
paired capital of 5000000
surplus of 2500000 and un
divided profits of 81000000
making a total of 13500000
securing depositors of tho
bank In addition to this
amount are tho general assets
of tho bank easily notes
bonds and other securities
amounting to more than
13500000 which secure tho
depositors of the strongest
bank in Southwestern Ne
braska
The First
National
Bank
of McCook Nebraska
mk pllrap
By F JVI KIMMELL
Largest Circulation in Red Willow Co
Subscription 1 a Year in Advance
It seems to bo pretty early to begin
plugging now for nominations for next
fall when the prospects for an interest
ing city election are so bright in the in
tervening spring
Governor Albert B Cummins of
Iowa has been chosen by the legislature
of that state to fill the unexpired term
of the late Senator Allison The term
ends March 4 1909
The national committee of the Re
publican party spent 157967827 dur
ing tho late campaign Tho Democrat
ic national committee reports its expend
itures as 61911006
-Uncle Joe will continue as Czar of
the lower house He is for tariff re
vision has promised to be good what
little dangerous opposition there was to
him has faded away and everything is
lovely
Governor elect Shallenberger is
at bis Alma home now recovering from
a fractured or badly sprained ankle re
ceived last week while crossing the
red hot sands during his initiation into
the Order of the Nobles of the Mystic
Shrine
Congressman Burton intimates that
Uncle Joe will have to go some that is
be progressive and not an obstruction
ist or he will run afoul of Big Bill
Taft with disconcerting results Bur
ton states that the new administration
purposes accomplishing results and that
no speaker of the house will obstruct
unchallenged Thats the word with
the bark on it
Judge Howard of Columbus has re
centlybeenin Oklahoma and in a re
cent issue of the Columbus Telegram
expresses doubt whether or not prohibi
tion prohibits Edgar says yes and no
If the judge had long ago answered no
The Tribune knows it would have been
vastly better for him in every sphere
and aspect of his somewhat brilliant
life The sales records show it does
nevertheless
Andrew Carnegie Lord of Skibo
Americans greatest iron and steel mas
ter goes squarely on record as favoring
the abolition of the tariff on steel and
oil He goes farther and favors a great
reduction in the duties on general man
ufactured articles excepting those con
sumed by the wealthy classes and these
for revenue more than protection The
average stand patter is more engrossed
with the unchangeable schedule than he
is with the real principle of protec
tion
McCook Won From Cambridge
McCook and Cambridge high school
foot ball teams tried conclusions on the
local gridiron Saturday last with the
locals holding the larger end of the
argument It was a brisk snappy game
without painful accident The score
was 19 to 4 in favor of the home team
The game was played on the B M
base ball grounds
Colored and Black and White
The Tribune has for sale a nice dis
play of local view post cards in colors
and in blackand white Also a well
Belected line of greeting and other post
cards
Dlslrict Court
The November term of distriotcourt
vill open on coming Monday
A- S-
Power of a Kind Word
Miss Gladys Williams a school
teacher in St Louis county Mo re
contly read a paper in which she told
how tho worn dear caused a dull
pupil to become the leader of his class
We give the incident in detail hoping
that tho uso of kind words with their
attending good results may become
more oommon
An 8 year old boy had beon in my
class nearly a year without showing
any capacity for absorbing knowledge
Miss Williams said
Fie just wouldnt study and I bad
about given bim up as hopeless But
one day be did something that pleased
me and I said to him that was very
nico dear
At recess he came to me smiling and
said
Teacher you are the first one that
ever called me dear
He was so proud of it that he asked
me to write a letter to his father certify
ing that I considered him a dear His
brother heard of it and ho worked bard
in the hope that I would speak kindly
to him too After that those two boys
were the best pupils I had and there
was great rivalry between them
Schrelber Wesch Wedding
Married at the homo of the brides
parents north of Traer Kansas at noon
November 18 1908 Mr Louis Schreiber
and Miss Belle Wesch Rev Henkelman
of McCook Nebraska officiating Mary
Schreiber and Etta Wesch were brides
maids and John II Wesch and George
Schreiber were bestmen The bride
was dresgedjin a rich costume of steel
gray The groom was dressed in a blaok
serge suit Louis Schreiber is one of
northwest Kansas young up-to-date
farmers and the bride is the oldest
daughter of Mr and Mrs Aug Wesch
and an up to date dressmaker They
are well known by many young friends
The young couple will make their home
about four miles southwest of Traer
Kansas on the Harchman ranch The
following presents were given by rela
tives and friends
Grandma Heye 85 on- - nod
Grandma Schreiber 300 George
Schreiber Jr 500 Grandma Unger
3 00 1 check 50 00 1 check 2500
1 fruit plate and 6 dozen silver tea
spoons by Mr and Mrs A Unger Sr
and family 1 dozen dinner plates Mr
and Mrs PHaas 2 sets plates Mr and
Mrs John Stimbert 1 dinner set Mr
Wl W WU U LLiJffJ Hill IXIllJLl um
and Mrs Paul Nitch and daughter 1
decorated tea Bet Mr and Mrs John
Adams 1 set silver tablespoons Mr
and Mrs Dick Heyo of Glenville Neb
1 set silver tablespoons Mr Thomas
Flesner and family of Glenville Neb
tablecloth Mr and Mrs Dan Stimbert
of Glenville Neb towels Misses Mary
arid Bertha Stimbart of Glenville Neb
tablecloth Mr and Mrs Aug Heye of
Glenville Neb tablecloth Mr and
Mrs Paul Hoffbauer 1 sugar set Paul
Nitch Jr 1 water set Mr and Mr A
Unger Jr 1 china fruit set Mr and
Mrs Matt Unger 1 fruit set Misses
Mary and Lizzie Hoffman 1 berry set
Mr and Mr R C Wesh 1 fruit Bish
Miss Sophie Miller of McCook Neb 1
tableclotb Air sunt Mr- 1
tablecloth Miss Minnie Kromberger 1
rocking chair Mr and Mrs L Leitner
Sr 1 rocking chair Mr and Mrs J
Kathtke 1 parlor lamp Mr Ed and
Miss Edyth Kathtke 1 set dishes Mr
and Mrs P Helmkemp 1 set silver
knives forks and teaspoons Miss Mary
Schreiber 1 spoon tray and nut bowl
Miss Lizzie Schreiber 1 mirror Miss
Etta Wesch 1 cupboard Mr and Mrs
Jacob Wesch and family 1 bed spread
Mrs J Brown of Oberlin 1 vase Miss
Lizzie Unger 1 souvenir Miss Eva
Unger 1 fruit dish Mr Ray Adams
1 sugar set Mr and Mrs Geo Roland
of McCook Neb 1 berry set Mr and
Mrs P H Blunck of McCook Neb
Communicated
Burton Wood
Tuesday evening of this week No
vember 24th at 730 oclock Miss Hat
tie daughter of Mr and Mrs Fred Bur
ton of West McCook and Jay C son
of Engineer and Mrs W M Wood of
West McCook weie happily wedded
Rev M B Carman performing the
ceremony in the presence of relatives
and near friends at the home of the
brides parents The bride has been
a faithful and valued hello girl for
the Nebraska Telephone Co The
groom is an employe of the Burlington
at this place The young couple are
highly esteemed by an earnest circle of
friends They will make their home in
West McCook going to housekeeping
at once
See to Your Order or Lodge Card
The Tribune has for some time been
printing a lodge and order directory
free on the promise that the cards
would be kept corrected as to facts
officers etc by the several lodges and
orders As we devote 810000 a year
free to this purpose we expect those re
ceiving the benefit to keep the cards
corrected A glance at the directory
reveals many errors and we must insist
upon the proper officers bringing in the
facts Otherwise we shall discontinue
the cards which we find incorrect
Look to your cards
A Break for Liberty
from stomach troubles liver and kidney
troubles is made by using McMillens
Liver Granules 25c
The Tribune all home print
QUICK WIT SAVED HIM
Tho Way a Criminal Fooled a Paris
Police Chief
In the Memories of M Claude
chief of police iurlug the reigu of Na
poleon III there Is much that is fas
cinating to lovers of detective stories
One of M Claudes experiences was
that In which he was outwitted by a
clever criminal who saw in the police
chiefs resemblance to Deranger when
the poet was at the height of his pop
ularity a means of escape from cap
ture The criminal lmd returned to
Paris and was living as a rich student
in the Latin quarter then lu the height
of its boliemian splendor
Claude thought to make an easy
capture of his man by attending a cer
tain famous ballroom at the hour when
dancing was at Its height He tells
the story
I had no difficulty in discovering
him seated among a swarm of pretty
girls and bewitching dauseuses
Convinced there were but two ways
of getting the better of a cunning ene
mysurprise and audacity I walked
straight up to where my rascal was
seated I walked slowly with steady
steps my eyes on the eyes of my man
He was a dark skinned handsome fel
low with a face as brazen as it was
cynical I saw by an Impreceptible
sign that he recognized me He turn
ed pale he was mine
I was almost near enough to cap
ture him when I saw him bend to the
ear of one of his companions Instant
ly all the girls surrounded me and
stood in a feverish excited ardent
phalanx before me They formed an
Impenetrable barrier behind which my
rascal escaped while the women press
ed eagerly upon me crying out
Beranger It is Berauger
The magic name presented upon
the youthful spirits there the effect
of an electric spark AH the dancers
of the establishment stopped dancing
and surrounded me with acclamations
The students and young girls rushed
up to me some bearing bouquets oth
ers glass in hand I was literally cov
ered with flowers while the whole
place rang with shouts a hundred
times repeated of Vive Beranger
Vive Beranger
I was aghast and yet I understood
the trick On the point of being col
lared by me the man I had marked
down had recourse to this shrewd
game which must havo succeeded eveu
better than he expected I certainly
had some points of resemblance to the
illustrious soug maker or the whole
world of students and grisettes in the
Latin Quarter would not have fallen
so readily into his trap I was as bald
as the poet at that time and at all
times I have had a certain good na
tured sjinpatbetic benevolence in ray
appearance such as the portraits of
Beranger show to this day
Well if the youth of Paris counter
signed the intentional error of my clev
er scamp I owed it to my resemblance
to the poet Though I was tricked I
was well tricked It was not for me
to own to these giddy pates that I was
not Beranger but Claude the police
man the agent of all the prosecutors
judges and lawyers who under the
restoration had done so much harm
to their idol I escaped from the ova
tion which was becoming delirious
under an avalanche of flowers
The Wonderful Aphis
The aphis is in one way the most
startling of ail forms of insect life
for although the females can and do
lay eggs its usual method of Increase
Is by a sort of budding process the
young growing on the bodies of the
parent exactly as brussels sprouts
grow out of the stalks of the plant
The old produce young at tho rate of
twenty five a day and as the young
are at once mature each can produce
Its twenty five on the following day
It positively frightens one to work
this multiplication out to a conclu
sion for it means this Supposing that
the aphide could increase and multiply
without interference the twenty fifth
generation would he a number too loun
to quote here Put down a 1 and fol
low it with 2S naught and you will
be within a few millions of it
Beneath Him
These chefs sid one New York
multimillionaire to aurtlicr Mine
you know draws a thousand a luunh
He used to be at the Viv lioyal in
Paris But bis iisiiiienei Uu
night I gave just to show efr a din
ner of 200 covers T i afternoon of
tho dinner I fori ini ioiiiu i
the park in a tak l wish two Fivm li
dancing girls Of i ouim 1 lulled lin
and took him lu task li iid lu
a dinner of that suit I always leave
to tny assistants iI such masses
of food it w iupsilc to iutrudiM
delicate subtle or original rooking
Now little girls shall wo drivo on -Argonaut
Adding to His Sufferings
Tho Doctor I expeeiel to j o oat of
town next Saturday as usual to spend
Sunday with my family in the couutrj
but professional duties forbid The
fates are against me The Professor
The fates are to blame are they Well
Its natural for a week ender to come
to a lame conclusion Chicago Trib
une
Both Agreed
Young man I was told today that
you were the worst boy In the neigh
borhood
Gee If I was a man and any one
talked that way about my little boy
some one would get licked
Some one is going to get licked
now Take off your coat Houston
Post-
An Infinitude of tenderness is the
THE PLAYFUL PORPOISE
A Sportive Youngster That Had Fun
With a Motor Boat
Writing of a motor boat trip on the
Black sea Henry C Bowland In Ap
pletous tells of the playfulness of the
porpoise
That evening was a lovely one the
air of a delightful temperature very
clear and the sea like a mill pond A
big school of porpoises came over to
play with the boat and the water was
j so sparklingly clear and of such a
glassy surface that we were able to
follow all their movements even when
they plunged to their fullest depth
They had not the slightest fear of the
noise of the motor but swam danger
ously close to the propeller and fre
quently rubbed themselves against the
sides of the boat
One sportive youngster kept gettiug
across the stem For almost an hour
I lay on my face forward with my
head over the bow watching him lie
was playful as a puppy and at last
Invented a little game of his own Ly
ing across the stem he would let the
curve of the how roll him over and
over presently disappearing to swim
back and repeat the performance I
have watched porpoises in many wa
ters of the globe but have never seeu
any as kittenish as these
A LONG DRINK
The Way a Fast Running Locomotive
Scoops Up Water
Some of the great transcontinental
engines take on 8000 gallons or 21
barrels of water to he turned into
steam for the next run of two hours or
auouc sixty nines liut sucu a vast
amount of water is a burden and new
supplies are desired oftener It is a
loss of time to stop and let such vast
quantities come aboard through a pipe
hence some way of taking water while
rushing at full speed is desirable It
has been found now
If you make a scoop of your hand
and swing it swiftly the hollow side
forward into water some of it will
be likely to spurt up your sleeve That
is natures hint Follow it up Find a
level place in the road and put dowu
an iron trough four inches deep four
teen inches wide and one eighth of a
mile long The engine comes rushing
along and having passed the end drops
a scoop into this trough There is a
general splutter of water but a tre
mendous stream rushes up the sleeve
of the dropped hand and pours into the
water tank When it is full the tire
man raises the scoop or it glides up
the slope at the far end of the trough
and the engine is watered for the next
run Epworth Herald
Uses For Baby Carriages
East siders in New York use their
baby carriages until they literally fall
apart Of course the primary purpose
is served well and often as the fam
ily is generally a good sized one Then
the carriage is used for a market and
shopping wagon being piled high with
potatoes greens fruit and household
goods of all kinds from neighboring
stores and push carts The east sider
doesnt often have his things sent
home Hes not sure he would get
what he had bought Then the little
boys are sent out to hover around new
buildings or old ones being demolished
and gather in wood to be pushed homo
in the baby carriage On other occa
sions it is piled high with garments
being rushed to or from the sweatshop
Sometimes packages of laundry are
delivered from it and again it is
filled with coal When it is finally
worn out it furnishes a little fuel and
four hoops for the children to play
with New York Press
Phenomena of Heredity
It is one of the phenomena of hered
ity that a boy wants to be what his
father was if a shoemaker then a
shoemaker if an ironworker then an
ironworker if an artisan of any line
then an artisan in that line and tho
father and mother who have come to
bate the smell of leather or the grime
of the smithy the oil waste of the ma
chine or the sweat of downright hard
work cajole or coerce that into
something that is genteelly dull or
respectably stupid and kill the germ
that would have produced the manu
facturer the mechanical engineer or
the capitalist Philadelphia Telegraph
Then She Missed It
Wiggs Poor old soul She doesnt
believe as much iu the efficacy of pray
er as she did Waggs You surprise
me She has always been so extreme
ly religious Wlggs Yes but the oth
er day she got ready to go into the
city and then she discovered that she
had only ten minutes in which to
catch the train So she knelt down bo
fore she started and for Ave minutes
prayed fervently that she might catch
It Catholic Standard and Times
Not Working
Nellie apologi7ed for the action of
her new baby sister by saying You
see she hasnt got any sense yet II or
mother objected to such an idea and
Nellie replied Oh of course shes got
sense but it isnt working yet De
lineator
The Return
Magistrate If I remember rightly
this Is not your first appearance in
court Prisoner No your honor but
I hope you dont judge by appearances
Harpers Weekly
Mean Insinuation
Long They say you know that peo
ple can be killed by kindness Strong
Is that why you are so attentive to
your wifes mother Boston
I script
chief gift and Inheritance of all great There Is but one virtue the eternal
men Ituskln sacrifice of self George Sand
MOVEMENTS OF THE PEOPLE
Dk S O Beach and family returned
home Wednesday
C W Wimeu returned Sunday night
from bis visit in Colorado
S Ic Smith of Indianola was in town
Tuesday on some legal matters
Charles Thompson was up from In
dianola Monday on legal business
II T Young of Denver was a guest of
S B Rankin and family over Thanks
giving
D W Colson and Sheriff Peterson
were Danbury visitors on business
Monday
Postmaster May of Hayes Center
spent Tuesdny in the city on somo busi
ness matters
Dr AJ C Harlan late of Mount
Pleasant Iowa is visiting in tho city
his former homo
Rev G B Hawkks attended the
council of recognition of the Marion
church Tuesday
Mr and Mrs D Diamond havo
moved upstnirs in the Diamond block
on West B street
G Weyeneih a substantial farmer
of tho Beaver country was in the county
seat Monday on business
Mr and Mrs R L Okekson return
ed homo Monday evening on No 5
from a short visit to relatives
Mr and Mrs J G and Miss Mar
JoniE Schouel ate Thanksgiving din
ner with tho grandparents in Minden
Mr and Mrs II E Durham went
down to Iloldrege to spend Thanksgiv
ing with the boys who own a barber
shop there
Miss Margaret Thompson arrived
from Lincoln Wednesday night to be
with the homefolks during tho Thanks
giving vacation
Simpson Finnell of Hamburg Iowa
joined his wife here end of last weok
and will bo a guest of his brother-in-law
J G Stokes this week
Mr and Mrs Charles Northrup of
KansasJCity Mo arrived in tho city
yesterday onNo 13 and are guests of
C II Boyle and family t
Mrs Rufus Carlton and baby and
Mrs Louis Suess arrived from Missouri
Sunday on belated 13 Master Leland
has been very low but is now on the
mend
Mr and Mrs John Fyfe of Topeka
Kansas arrived in the city last Satur
day and will bo guests of their daughter
Mr G E Thompson until over
Thanksgiving
Mrs William Lewis went up to
Si ritton last Friday to see a brother
Mr Brown who is very ill on a farm
near that town She returned home
Monday evening
iUR and wrs w iu morrissey ar
rived home early in the week from
their visit to Jacksonville 111 of a few
weeks on business he being city at
torney of Jacksonville
A Edgar Hawkins left Sunday on
13 for Crawford Fort Robinson Ne
braska where he will work at his trade
until spring The family will remain
here during the winter
Mr and Mrs E J Kates came up
from Lincoln Wednesday night and
had Thanksgiving with her parents Mr
and Mrs T B Campbell He returned
this morning Mrs Kates will remain a
few days
Mr and Mrs CalThrone were
called here early in the week by the
severe accident which befell her mother
Mrs Spickelmier Sunday night Mrs
Spickelmierihad been visiting in the
city for a few days previous to her mis
fortune
John Cashen of Bondville precinct
had business in the county capital
Tuesday He is farming on the old
Archibald place and reports small
grain doing well He is an auctioneer
also See his announcement elsewhere
in this issue
Mr and Mrs H C Lyons arrived in
Genbva last Thursday from Emerson
la and visited Mr and Mrs Lyle
Cumberland Mrs Lyons was former
ly a Geneva girl Millie Scott They
left Tuesday for McCook to visit Mrs
Lyons brother A R Scott and wife
Mr Lyons recently sold his drug store
at Emerson and is lookingTfor a loca
tion Nebraska Signal Geneva
No Discharge
Maggie said the inexperienced
young thing to the cook the biscuit
were a sight If you cant do bettei
next time I will have to discharge
you
Ye will will ye Maggie retorted
Ill have ye know mum that Ive bin
workin out two years an Ive work
ed fer eighty nine of the best families
in town an I aint never bin dis
charged yet Im leavin this afternoon
fer a better place Judge
Her Regret
The Nobleman You bought me
bought me as you -would buy a hat
The Heiress Yes aud what Im eore
about now is that I neglected to wait
for my change Cleveland Leader
Chagrin
Louie Uncle whats chagrin Un
cle Well its what a stout man feels
when he runs and jumps on a car that
doesnt start for half an hour Chica
go News
Success Is
Disraeli
McCook Markets
dealers in McCook
Merchants apd
today Friday are paying tho follow
ing prices
Corn gj
Wheat ak
Oats
Ryo gj
ary 450
Hogs
Butter good
M
Eggs
FOR SALE FOR raNTJ3Tfc
For Rent Seven -room house two
lots on 1st street W Fruit iu season
Phone No 5
Fou Rent A good barn Inquire of
Julius Kunert
For Rent Furnished room light
and bath Phone red 255 or call at 309
2nd street W
For Rent A new 5 room cottage
with bath 312 east Gth street O N
Rector phone red 319
Fou Rent One large room suitable
for light housekeeping for 1 or 2 indies
or school children Inquire of Mrs J
I Lee phone 43
Lost 80 one 820 and six S10 bills
Friday afternoon between Burnett
Baileys thopostoflicoTand Nelms store
Contained in Moline Plow Co canvas
bill book S20 reward for recovery
Thomas Clapp
Wanted Sowing by lady of exper
ience All work guaranteed- Miss
Morris rooms at WE Harts residence
MINOR ITEMS OF NEWS
McConuell for drugs
Mrs J Jacuson nurpe Phone red 251
Read the eight pages all home print
Prunes in 25 pound boxes at 225 per
box Hubers
Acmo Quality
Hardware Co
paints at McCook
Get tho habit go to Rozoll Barger
for your clothing and furnishings
Magner Stokes for Wrights Pure
Buckwheat Flour Nothing better
Dr Hare examines eyes free and guar
ntees satisfaction in fitting glasses
Fine fresh dates Magner Stokes
sell that kind only tho best obtainable
Caps lots of them and tho latest
styles for both menKand boys Rozell
Barger
StateWillTest Your Herd
The agricultural college of the Ne
braska University hns recently secured
somo assistance from the JFederal gov
ernment and is now in position to afford
help in tho great campaign now on
against tuberculosis in animal kind
The National Bureau ofjAnimal Indust
ry has stationed two vetetinarians with
tho Department of Animal Pathology
at Lincoln to co operate with the agri
cultural college tbereforejany dairyman
or farmer wishing to havo his dairy or
breeding stock tested should send his
name and address to the Dopartment
of Animal Pathology Nebraska Agricul
tural Experiment Station Lincoln
Nebraska and state how many head he
wants tested
Homesteads
Homestead land will soon be a thing
of the past Have you used your home
stead right If not there never was a
better opportunity than now We have
a number of fine claims on which you
can file if you come at once Good
level land black sandy loam soil which
will raise the best of crops For further
information write D JSexsmith
Wray Colorado
Just the Same Every Week
This week like last weok The Trir
une contains matter of local interest on
each of its eight home printed pages
Same every week
Typewriter ribbons for sale at The
Tribune office
BEGGS CHERRY COUGH
SYRUP cures coughs and colds
Splendid Blankets
Ask your dealer for a
5A Blanket They are
known the Vv orlci over as
the best and strongest and
the longest weannn blank
ets made Lock for the 5 A
trade mark
BuvniAsJfsGihforhc Stable
a 5A Square for the Street
- We Sell Them
the child of audacity- McCOOK HARDWARE CO
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