CITY LODGE DIRECTORY A P 4 A M McCook Lodgo No 185 A P A M meets evorr flrat ami third TuiiHdity of tlio mouth nt 900 p in lu MiiNonlc hnll ClIAItLUS Li FAUNCSTOCK M Los Cosn Sec u 8 M Occonoxoo Council No 10 H fc S M incots on the Inst Saturday of ouch month at 800 p in n Masonic hail ItAMii A HAOBCt 1 T I M SrbVBHTUU COUDKAL SOC It A M Kim Cyrus Chaptor No 35 11 A M moots every first and third Thunday of oach mouth at p m in Mueonic liall JtiHTis A Wilcox H P Clinton B Sawyku Sue KNIOIITH TUMIXAU St John Commamiury No 1C K T inucts on thospcond Thtirhday of ouch mouth at 800 p in in Jiubiiuic hum Kmlhhon Hanhon 13 C SVLVKSTUK COUDKAL Rec EAHTKKN STAK Eureka Clinptor No fcC O 13 Smoots tlio socond and fourth Fridays of oach month at 800 p in in Masonic hall Mas Sauaii E Kat W M F M Kmmill Sue MODEKN WOODMEN NobloCnmpNo G63 M V A moets ovcry second and fourth Thursday of each month at 830 p in in Gauscliows liall 1ay assessments at Uhito ilousu Grocory J II Smith Clork S E Howell V C noTAL NEionnons NobloCnmp No SC2 It N A moots ovcry eocond aud fourth Thursday of each mouth at 230 p m iu Ganpcliows hall Mns Mart Walked Oraclo Mes Augusta Anton Roc w o w Meets second nnd fourth Thursdays at 8 oclock iu DiamoudH liall Chas F Makkwad C C W C Mover Clerk WORKMEN McCook Lodno No CI AOUW incots every Monday nt8U0 p in in Diamonds liall C H Gray Rec Wm Wootos M W I M Smith Financier DEGREE OK HONOR McCook LodKoNo 3 D of H meets evory eecoud aud forth Fridays of each mouth at 800 p m iu Gauscliows liall Mrs Laura Osduen C of II Mrs MatieG Welles Rec LOCOMOTIVE ENGINEERS McCook Division No C23 11 of L E moots every socond and fourth Saturday of each mouth at 230 iu Morris hail Walter Stokes C E W D I5URNETT F A E LOCOMOTIVE FIREMEN AND ENGINEMEN I McCook Lodga No 599 B of L F E meets every Saturday at 730 p ni in Gaus cliows hall I D Pennington M C H Husted Soc RAILWAY CONDUCTORS Harvoy Division No 95 O K C moets the second and fourth Wednesday nights of each month at 800 p m in Diamonds hall at 301 Main Avenue A G King C Con M O McClcre Sec RAILWAY TRAINMEN C W Bronson Lodge No 4S7 B or R T meets first and third Sundays at 230 p in and second and fourth Fridays at 730 p in oach month iu Morris hall Neal Beeler M li J iuooRE bee railway carmen Young America Lodge No 450 B R C of A meets ou the first and third Thursdays of each mouth iu Diamonds hall at730 p in John Hunt C C N V Franklin Rec Sec MACHINISTS Red Willow Lodge No 5S7 I A of M meots every second and fourth Tuesday of the mouth at 800 p in in Ganschow hail D O Hewitt Pros W H Anderson Roc Sec BOILERMAKERS McCook Lodge No 407 B of B M I S II of A meets first and third Fridays of each month in Odd Fellows ball KNIGHTS OF TYTniAS McCook Lodge No 42 K of P meets every Wednesday at 800 p m in Masonic ball M Lawritson C C J N Gaarde K R S odd fellows McCook Lodge No 137 1 0 0 F moets every Monday at SIX p m in Ganschows ball V H Ackeeman N G W A Middleton Soc EAGLES McCook Aerio No 1514 F O E meets the socond and fourth Fridays of each month at S00pm in Diamonds hall Social meetings on the first and third Fridays R S Light W Pres G C Heckman W Sec KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS McCook Council No 1126 K of C meots the first and third Tuesdays of each month at 800 p in in Diamonds ball G R Gale F Sec Frank Real G K DAUGHTERS OF ISABELLA Court Granada No 77 meets on the first and and third Tuesdays of each month at S p in in the Morris ball Anna Hannan G R JosErniNE Mullen F S LADY MACCABEES Valley Queen Hive No 2 L O T M meets every first and third Thursday evenings of each mouth in Morris ball Mrs W B Mills Commandei Harriet E Willetts B K g a r J K Barnes Post No 207 G A R meets on the first Saturday of each month at 230 p m Ganschows hall J M Henderson Cmndr J H Yaegee Adjt relief coRrs McCook Corps No 9S W R C meets every second and fourth Saturday of each month at 230 p in in Gauscbow ball Adella McClain Pres Susie Vandebhoof Sec L of g a r McCook CircU No 33 L of G A R meets on the first and third Fridays of each month at 230 p m in Diamonds ball Jessie Waite Pres Mattie KNirr LE Sec v E o Chapter X P E O meets the second and fourth Saturdays of each montn at 230 p m at the homes of the various members Mrs G H Thomas Pres Mrs C H Meeker Cor Sec ADVERTISED LIST The following letters cards and pack ages remain uncalled for at the McCook postoffice September 25 1908 LETTERS Fouller Mrs M E Hollster Hencry Hendershot Pastor Presbyterian Miss Florence Church Travis Mrs H G CARDS Brown Mrs T C Grams Ludwige Johnson Mary C Jones Miss Grace A Lafferty Mrs Ray Stone Eilie Doyle Miss Dorothy Furlock Harry Jones Mrs WE Johnson Mr George Starker Mr G L Turner Mr Samuel Thompson Mr Frank When calling for these please say they were advertised S B McLean Postmaster A Handy Receipt Book Bound duplicate receipt books three eceipts to the rage fr sae a The Tribune office HUMBLED THE PRINCESS Fell of a Dusky Beauty From tho 8outh Sta Islands One night John Sharp Williams while a student at Ileldelberg Ger many was In attendanco upon a tnveil function at which the guest of honor was n dark skinned princess alleged to- hall from one of the south sen is lands This princess was magnificent ly bedecked and bejeweled and her warm olive complexion set off by a mass of black kinky hair full red lips snow white teeth and black sparkling eyes made her the center of the function The masculino likc Germans swarmed about her like bees around a honeysuckle vine and ven Dutch femininity could not discount the charm of her manner or the boanty of her person John Sharp was Introduced of course aud immediately upon obtain ing a near view of the princess his Southern instincts rose to the surface and his southern blood began to boil Watching his opportunity lie managed to get to the beautys elbow Tlwn re ducing his voice to a low but perfect ly audible key lie sent into her star tled ears this alarming query Look here nigger where dl you come from Panic stricken and with all her self possession scattered the alleged prin cess turned upon her interrogator as she heard the familiar intonation of the southerner and looked into bis un relenting face Then he stammered Film South CaroIIny boss but for do Lawds sake dont tell it Whether John Sharp respected the pitiful plea of a southern negress in a faraway land and permitted her to continue her bold imposition upon the credulous Germans the story does not tell But the fact remains that tho princess rcaiized that she was in the presence of one who frpm Intimate knowledge of her race had divined her African origin aud she could only throw herself on his mercy Itiloxi Herald THE BASTILLE Men and Methods In the Frmouc Old French Prison The BastiHe as a prison was appar ently better kept and cleaner than either Bicetre or the Chatelet and im prisonment within its walls did not it would seem dishonor the prisoner or IiJs family A great many prisoners were charged as mad and under this elastic term the violent maniac the ambitious madman the young spend thrift the megalomaniac the readier for the philosophers stone or the se cret of perpetual motion all these tiresome persons might be and were Included How then did these prisoners live In tho underground cells or ungcous as in the cells in the towers the prison ers were on bread and water as a rule In the other rooms in the main build lag three meals were served a day with drinkable Avine vin potable In cer tain cases according to the quality and distinction of the prisoner he might supplement the meager furni ture of his prison and get a provision of books Very favored persons were allowed their own servant if he would consent voluntarily to undergo con finement Yoltaire began to write the Ilenriade as prisoner in the Bastille Abbe Morellet of the Encyclopedia speaks of the great fortress as the cradle of his fame but we must re member that it was perhaps not ad visable to say much about the Bastille when you were still living within its walls and that as M Mouin has re minded us the old Spartans offered sacrinces to tear Prisoners more over had to sign on their release an elaborate declaration by which they swore never to divulge directly or in directly anything they might have learned as prisoners concerning the Bastille Mrs Frederic Harrison in Nineteenth Century A Feat For Blondin Speaking of the straight and nar row path said a congressman re minds me of a story about a man I knew in Chicago who stayed very late at a dinner at the club When he came out he started to walk in the middle of the street Hey John said a friend who met him as he was making tho best of his way along the car tracks why dont you walk on the sidewalks Walk on the sidewalks snorted John Do you think Im Blondin Saturday Evening Post Get Tired Quick A farmer hired a hand from town The first morning the new hand went to work he accompanied the farmer mto the hay field They put on a load and hauled it to the barn By the time t was unloaded it was 9 oclock Well said the new hand from town what will we do now What will we do now roared the farmer Why well go after another load of hay In that case said the new hand from town I will resign Pat and the Lava An Irishman having returned from Italy where he had been with bh master was asked in the kitchen Now then Pat what is the lava I hear the master talking about Only a drop of the crater was Pats reply No Advance Copies Given Out Gwendolen What did Archie ay when he proposed to you Esmeral da He wont say it until nest Thurs day night and it wont be released be fore 123Q a m Chicago Tribune The wrestlers and athletes of India develop great strength by living on milk a little goats flesh and plenty oi food made from flour RED WILLOW Joy Holland loft for Scotts Bluff on Friday morning Mrs J C Wilson of Bethany Neb came on Saturday to make a lengthy visit with tho homefolks Mrs Kridor is visiting at hor fathers R E Hatcher Mr and Mrs Hoagland now living in Kansas are visiting old friends and acquaintances Mr and Mrs Holland ontcrtained on Thursday evening Forty neighbors and friends spent a pleasant evening The ladies were invited each to bring a pocket knife to engago in a whittling contest Each was given a potatoe of which to carve a pig and tho result was i rare display of mechanical genius which gave startling specimens of that farm animal Jacob Kandel won tho prize a book Pigs is Pigs Mrs Holm secured the booby a pig filled with candy Miss Nellie assisted by Gabriellti Longneckor than served most excellent refreshments after which a story with blanks was distributed tho blanks to bo filled with a namo of a tree Mrs Koscoe Korns won the prize a china olive dish Mr Sexson won booby a cigar Towards morning the guests departed snowing that middle age and old folks like such pleasures as well as the young ones BOX ELDER Rev Miller will leave Sunday night for Gothenburg to attend conference No preaching in the church Sunday evening on account of departure of Rev Miller for conference R O Harrison is home from Denver visiting his parents Mr and Mrs I K Harrison Mrs G n Harrison returned Tues day of last week from her visit to Kan sas Fred Lakin and family left the last of the week for their newr home in Kansas Mrs D B Doyle Jr has been en tertaining her father from Maywood and an aunt from Missouri Mr and Mrs S C King have just returned from visiting their son and daughter in Iowa Ernest Lytle returned Saturday from visiting relatives at Alma J I Harrison who has been quite sick is able to be up and around again Jake Crockford received word last Saturday of the death of his son near Goodland Kansas NEEDED AFTER ALL A Chance For the Book Agent After He Got In Trim Madam said the book canvasser as the door was opened by a very comely maid I am selling a new book on etiquette and deportment Oh you are she responded Go down there on the grass and clean the mud off your feet Yesm and he went As I was saying maam he continued as he ngaiu came to the door I am sell Take off your hat Never address a strange lady at her door without re moving your hat Yesm And off went the hat Now then as I was saying Take your hands out of your pock ets No gentleman ever carries his hands there Yesm and his hands clutched his coat lapels Now maam this work on eti Throw away your cigarette If a gentleman uses tobacco he is careful not to disgust others by the habit Yesm and the tobacco disap peared Now maam as he wiped bis brow in calling your attention to this valuable Wait Put that dirty handkerchief out of sight I dont want your book I am only the hired girl You can come in however and talk with the lady of the house She called me a liar this morning and I think she needs something of the kind Sketch Bits NOTICE TO CREDITORS In the county court of Red Willow county Nebraska In the matter of the estate of An drew R Hammell deceased Notice is hereby given that 1 will sit at the county court room in McCook in said county on the 27th day of March 10011 at the hour of ten oclock a in to examine adjust and allow all claims against said estate The time limited for the presentation of claims against said es tate is March 23 1909 and any claim not pre sented by that time shall be forever barred The time limited for the payment of debts is one year from September 19 190 Dated September 23 1 90S 9-25-1 1 seal J C Moori County Judge Corneal McCarl Attorneys DANBURY Fred llondershotwho was cnllotl hero on account of tho illness and death of his father returned homo on Wednes day of this week Farmers have about stopped sowing wheat on account of dry weather Charles Dyer is on the sick list WarnioSimonson who hasbeon stay ing on his fathers farm in Kansas came home last weok Ho reports crops poor W IT DeMay arrived homo from his eastern trip Tuesday Mrs DoMay will remain a few weeks longer 33 B Smiley is enjoying a visit from a brother who lives in Michigan George Welsh and wifo came homo from Lovoland Colorado last weok They report their daughter Mrs Will Moss making some improvement in health S W Stilgobouor Jr and wifo came over from Bartley last Saturday and visited relatives until Monday Al Boyer and wifo left for Omaha Tuesday evening Mrs Boyer expects to undergo a surgical operation Quito a number went from hero on Monday to Cedar Bluffs to attend tlio funeral of Mr Relph Mrs James Dolph cut her wrist on a fruit jar necessitating the use of two or three stitches to close the wound At present it is healing nicely On last Sunday evening occurred the death of Levi Hendershot at tho homo of his daughter Mrs B B Smiley Grandpa Hendershot was a pioneer settler in this vicinity and was liked by every one His suffering had been great during his illness but tho end came peacefully He is preceded to the spirit land by his wife and one son two children remaining His daughter Mrs Smiley and son Fred of Cheyenne Wyoming The children have the sympathy of all and may they bo com forted by knowing that what is their loss is his eternal gain Funeral ser vices wore held at the home of the daughter on Tuesday morning by Rev Shepherd and the remains were interr ed in the Danbury cemetery BARTLEY Shirley Durben manager of tho Farmers Store has gone to St Joseph to select a fall and winter stock of goods The son of Mr Aher proprietor of tho Citizens Hotel fell from tho porch over the millinery store last Saturday even ing and fractured his skull He is improving now Sam Clark threshed his grain this week Frank Ball was up from Holbrook over Sunday visiting his brother Albert Lute Flint is up from Arapahoe a few days visiting the home folks Sportsmen are now busy gathering in wild game Mr and Mrs D O Davis moved this week into the Sallie Hamilton property C M Babbitt and wife movod their household goods up from Atlanta this wek and are nicely located in the A O Farrer property C E Matthews and E E Shoemaker attended the fair at Indianola Wednes day C E Garrett was on tho sick list a few days this week Robert Fischer and wifo moved Wednesday into their commodious residence which is completed excepting the painting outside Mr Amend and family moved hence this week Wo mourn not as those who have no hope What is our gain will be others loss Charlie Schaffer is putting up a large barn on his place south of Bartley R F D NO 1 The Whitefaces met the Perrys last Saturday and are sorry They had a surprise dance at the Huet home Tuesday on Harry A big time too The handsome Morrisey home is fast approaching completion the plasterers being at work Edward Ramelow left Wednesday for school in St Louis Mr3 Michael Esch is visiting relatives at DeWitt Mrs William Baumbach had a serious time Tuesday with nose bleeding which continued for six hours and re- In the county court of Hed Willow county quired finally aphysician state ol Nebraska In the matter of the estate I of David K Hcrtolettc deceased State of Ne braska Hed uillow county ss To all persons interested in the estate of Da vid K Uertoletto deceased You are hereby notified that on the 21th day of September 190S Jlyra C Cratty adminis tratrix of the estate of Daid K Bertoletto de deased liled in said county her final account as said administratrix and petition prayins for a decree or distribution of the residue of said es tate now in her possession to the persons en titled to receive the same and that said final account and petition mn be heard by the coun ty judge at the county court room in the city of McCook in said county on the 10th day of Octo ber 1P0S You are hereby cited to appear at the time and place above depilated and show cause if any such exists why said account should not be allowed and the prayer of said petition granted It is ordered that a copy of this notice be published in the McCook Trib une a newspaper printed and published in said county once each week for three success ive weeks prior to tho date set for said hearing Dated this 24th day of September 1P0S J C Mooue County Judge YOU WOULD DO WELL TO SEE J M Rupp FOR ALL KINDS OF Rpfrfc p P O Bos 131 McCook Nebraska Miss Nettie Endsley and Mr Grant Clark of Albia Iowa were married Wednesday GRANT F W Wesch departed on No 1 Mon day for Seattle Wash John H Wesch hauled out a new corn harvester Saturday Bert Benjamin is going to put in wheat for Edwin A Tcwle next week Ernest Anderson Edwin A Towle and Gust Behnke visited John Henry Wesch and brother Sunday Chas Wesch is putting in rye for his brother John H this week Correspondence Wanted The Tribune wants correspondence from Perry and Coleman precincts in fact from any part of the country where the paper is not now represented Write the publisher to day V1kVVVViVVVVVVfcViVVlVtV SECOND ANNUAL PRODUCTION m Hastings Frontier Festival OCTOBER 14-15-16 Morning and Evening Program Free Attractions Daily One of the features will be the handsomest matched draft team exhibited for which a beautiful set of harness has been r hung up S Write J R Corey Secretary Hastings Nebraska for pro grams and fuller 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