National Bank Protection means a great deal to you as a depositor In point of work ing capital capital surplus and undivided profits of 880 00000 The First National Bank of McCook ranks first among the banks of western Nebraska Our books aro examined by National Bank examiners un der the supervision of the Comptroller of tbo Currency at least twice a year There is no better security than that For Your Savings Thrift is a simple thing but it means a great deal It is the foundation of financial success and contentment Save money and put it away safely for a rainy day De posit in The First National Bank of iWcCook Nebraska By F M KIMMELL Largest Circulation in Red Willow Co Subscription 1 a Year in Advance REPUBLICAN NATIONAL TICKET For President WILLIAM H TAFT of Ohio For Vice President JAMES S SHERMAN of New York Taft and Foraker have shaken hands and now all is well on the Ohio The average American citizen has more opportunities and privileges than he is entitled to concluding from the poor and insufficient use he makes of the primary election The total of votes received by Friend Hasty in McCook would indicate that his endorsers hero expected and relied upon the other fellows to do the voting for him Perhaps it was only what it was regarded by some a genial bluff Tafts Religion A lady subscriber at Newton writes us asking whether or not Taft is a church member We are informed on what we presume is reliable authority that he is a member of the Unitarian church and a regular attendant at the services of that church However it occurs to us that the ques tion as to whether he belongs to any church or not is not of so much import ance as the fact that he has demon strated that in the broad sense of the word he is a Christian gentleman Some of the greatest presidents this country ever had were not members of any church but in the broad sense of the term they were Christian gentle men Jefferson was even accused of being an infidel That was probably not true but no matter what his religious views may have been he is acknowledged to have been one of the greatest statesmen and purest patriots who ever sat in the presidential chair Bryan a strict Pres byterian never makes a political speech without lauding the name of Jefferson Evidently his religion or the lack of it didnt hinder him from being a great president Jackson joined the church before he died but was anything else than a devout member of church while he was occupying the presidential chair At the same time there is hardly any doubt that he was a believer in the underlying principles of the Christian religion Lincoln never joined any church but was really a religious man His mes sages were remarkable for deep religious sentiment and probably contained more quotations from the Scriptures than the messages of any other president It is certain that Christian people had no reason to complain because of the fact that Abraham Lincoln did not hold a membership in any church Grant was not a member of any church but died professing belief in the principles of Christianity There is no doubt that he had the belief long before he died and while he was president There is no occasion for Christian people to worry any about Taft It may bo that some of them object to the Uni tarian church as not being sufficiently orthodox but our observation of Unitar ian leads us to tho conclusion that they will average up along with the people of other denominations Topeka Mail and U razee THE ST FRANCIS SCHEME A FAKE That South Fork Railroad and Francis Sugar Factory Go In a Balloon The arrest of W C Murphy alias M K Dunbar in Kansas City a few days since will delay his projected 81000000 sugar factory at St Francis KanBas as woll as tie up a proposed 100 miles of railroad from Beakolman up the South Fork to St FranciB not to speak of three national banks contemplated in the fertile brain of the famous Murphy Just now Murphy is in the county jail at Clay Centor this state awaiting trial on a charge of swindling John Bieck of Harvard this state out of 83200 on forged deeds of trust and ab stracts of property near Mt Vernon Missouri Murphy seems to have been the most enterprising wind booster of recent years in this section and tnere seems to have been absolutely nothing back of him with his nerve and gall as his chief asset The State Nominees While official or complete returns are not available it is practically conceded that the following aro the Republican state nominees Governor Geo L Sheldon Nehawka Lieutenant Governor M R Hope well Tekamah Secretary of State George C Junkin Smithfield Auditor S R Barton Grand Island Treasurer Lawson GBrian Albion State Superintendent E C Bishop Lincoln Attorney General W T Thompson Central City Land Commissioner E B Cowles Fairbury Railway Commissioner J A Will iams Pierce The probable winners in the Demo cratic primaries are Governor A C ShallenbergerAlma Lieutenant Governor E O Garrett Fremont Treasurer Clarence Mackey Ansley State Superintendent N C Abbott Tekamah Secretary of State A T Gatewood Arapahoe Auditor E H Luikhardt Attorney General E B Quacken bush Auburn Land Commissioner V B Eastham Railway Commissioner V H Cow gill Holdrege For Congressman Fifth Nebraska district there was no contest in either party The nominees are G W Norris Republican McCook Fred W Ashton Democrat Grand Island K of C Picnic Wednesday August 26 was a day long to be remembered by the K of C and families as it being their second an nual picnic which was held at Cam bridge A special train carrying the pic nicers left McCook at ten oclock and stops were made at Red Willow Indian ola and Bartley and reached Cambridge at 10 43 Quite a number from Orleans Oxford Arapahoe and Holbrook arrived a few minutes later the crowd number ing about 350 proceeded to McKinley park where the merry making began The amusement committee entertained the crowd til noontime when a basket dinner was spread to which all did justice The feature of the afternoon amuse ment was a ball game between the Longs and Shorts which resulted in a score of five to seven in favor of the Shorts Some amusing plays were made namely Murphys crawl to third and Rices score on a strike out After the game the following races were run 100 yard dash won by Pete Fosson Indianola cigar roll Arthur Colfer McCook fifty yard dash for married ladies Mrs J W Spencer McCook fifty yard dash for single ladies Miss Skalla McCook lemon race for boys Tom McKiliin Cambridge three yard race OConner and McKillip Cambridge tug-of-war between Cambridge and McCook re sulted in a tie Swinging boat riding and fishing were also indulged in Ice cream lemonade and cigars were served free all day At seven thirty all departed for their home expressing their appreciation to the K of C lodge for the enjoyable day spent Communicated Fort Sumter of the Revolution At the mouth of the Piscataqua riv er three miles below the historic town of Portsmouth N H nestles the only seacoast fort in the United States which includes within its confines a combination of all the styles of for tification from the colonial stone re doubt to the present barbette battery of concrete faced with earth More over Fort Constitution as it is named was the Fort Sumter of the Revolu tion Army and Navy Life There Are Others Some women are foolish convicted thug gets lots - of That flowers from women I spose Yes answered ihe warden But the lady murderer on tho next tier has had forty seven offers of marriage to date St Louis Republic See that your children be taught not only the labors of the earth but the loveliness of it John Ruskin MOVEMENTS OF THE PEOPLE R S Wood of Syracuse Neb is here the St on business UP ATioa TCwssrR Peterson is amonc the visitors at the state fair Postmaster McLean is at tho home in Wisconsin on vacation C F Lehn is seeking consolation at the state fair in Lincoln this week J E Kelley went into Lincoln Mon day morning on matters of business Sidney Viersen and sister witnessed Tuesdays ball games at Cambridge II A Graham of Danbury was at the county seat Wednesday on business Mr and Mrs John Schleich left Thuniday morning for Ohio on a visit R L Okerson went down to Hastings Sunday accompanying the wife home Tuesday night Miss Medora Santee spent Sunday in McCook on her way home to Orleans from Colorado Mrs F W Bosworth and Ralph are down from Denver guests of Mr and Mrs Robert Gunn Mrs James Hatfield is in Kansas this week having accompanied her young nephew home Mr and Mrs J G Schorel return ed home Sunday night from a visit of a few days in Denver J J Baker visited the old homo at Red Cloud Sunday to see his father who is in failing health W P Haworth and family took their departure Wednesday for Washington Kansas where he has a position Miss Grace Lant of tho teacher corps arrived homo close of last week from a visit iu Gladstone Illinois Harold Heckman left Tuesday for Boulder Colorado to join his father who has decided to locate there in business Mrs John Forbes who has been visiting Mrs C A Fisher returned to her home in Concordia Kas Monday morning Mrs Clara Knorbs who has been visiting with her brothers in Grant re turned to her home in Pueblo Colo on No 3 Sunday G W Burt and Frank Moore were up from Indianola Wednesday on busi ness and to learn the result of the prim ary as far as possible Mr and Mrs David Ritchie and daughter Mabel of North Bend Ne braska have been guests of their son C D Ritchie this week Mrs John Davis returned to her home in Laramie Wyoming last Sun day morning Mrs G W Snider to Ogalalla end of last week P W Ashton fusion nominee for congress 5th district was in town yes terday mixing up a little campaign dope for his also ran campaign Rev R Alan Russell of New York City formerly rector of St Albans expects to be in McCook September 17th while in the west on a visit Miss Ethel Perktns of Lincoln visit ed Mrs C D Ritchie and Miss Edna Waite Uni and sorority chums first of the week returning home Wednes day Mr and Mrs E A Tucker of er this state parents of Thomas Tuck er were his guests Saturday Sunday on their homeward way from a Colorado trip Mis Elizabeth Thompson of Omaha formerly of our city and teacher corps spent early days of the week in the city visiting friends and admirers of former days Mr and Mrs J K Gordon who have been spending the summer in New York state Illinois and Missouri re turned home end of week past They will reside in McCook this winter Mrs T B Cajipbell went down to Lincoln Wednesday night in response to news of the more serious illness of her grand daughter Baby Kates who has been in precarious state for several weeks Mrs L R Hileman arrived in the city Thursday morning from Los Angeles Calif where she has been visiting her parents for several months She is a guest of her daughter Mrs C A Rogers Benj Meyers of Turkey River Iowa arrived in the city Wednesday night and will be a guest of his brother-in-law Peter Foxen for a week or so and will devote some of the time in looking over the country Mrs Ella Benson and Miss Essie Benson are visiting Mrs Bensons sister Mrs H H Berry Mrs Benson will be better remembered as Miss Ella Mitch ell who formerly lived here for some time with her sister Miss Ruth Stennett of Kearney Nebraska who has been here for past two weeks on a visit to her parents Mr and Mrs C H Stennett returned to Kearney last Saturday where she is making her home with his parents George W Hartwell who has been visiting his mother and sister departed on Wednesday evening for Lawrence Kansas where he will be assistant pro fessor of mathematics in the stato uni versity of Kansas located in that city Walter McCartv went up to Wal lace Monday to take in a drugstore proposition and go into business on his own account It didnt look as good to him as he expected and he returned here later in the week and -resumed his position in McConnells HIS PASSPORT NO GOOD Italy Holds That Onco an Italian Al ways an Italian When on my first visit to Italy after an absence of twenty five years fur nished though I was with a passport from Washington with the great red seal of state and with my naturaliza tion papers I was amazed when I was arrested and put in a den of a prison reeking with filth and vermin because I had paid no attention to the Italian laws regarding tho matter of military obligation I was under tho Impres sion as I am sure many Americans are that when once I had sworn off my allegiance to the king of Italy and had become an American citizen I would bo recognized as such and not be required to fulfill the obligations of an Italian citizen The experience was not amusing and yet as I look back upon it there was a ridiculous side to it When with great dignity and pride I pulled from my pocket my passport I expected to see the little Italian official gasp for breath and humbly beg my pardon Imagine my feelings when glancing at the American eagle on my papers and the signature of the secretary of state 1 at the same time exclaiming Sono citadino Americano I am an Amer ican citizen he turned his back upon me and said most indifferently Fa niente fa niente Thats nothing thats nothing I was led away by two carabinieri and turned into a large room where I found seven prisoners who were to be my companions for that day and night Tho next day I was taken before the prefect of the province an 1 then it was learned that I was not obliged to serve the regular tnree years in the Italian army not because I was an American citizen that was not recognized but because I was the only male in my family The Italian thsory is once an Italian always an Italian The government does not recognize the change of al legiance on the part of any of its sub jects Antonio Mangano in Charities and the Commons The PAIN AND PLEASURE Sensations That Come When a Person Is Hanged This is the way Rev J T Mann in Spare Moments describes the way it feels to be hanged At Fort Barrancas Fla on April 4 1SGS I was hanged as a Confederate spy I spout four minutes physically and spiritually between earth and heaven Then a Yankee sergeant be lieving me to be the Avrong man cut me down My first sensation when the barrel was kicked from under my feet was that a steam boiler inside me was about to explode Every vein and blood vessel to and from my heart seemed charged with an oppressive fullness that must find an avenue of escape The nervous system through out its length was tingling with a painful pricking sensation the like of which I never felt before or since Then followed the sense of an explo sion as if a volcano had erupted This seemed to give me relief and the pain gave way to a pleasurable feeling one very desirable could it be secured with out death With this sensation a light broke in upon my sight a light of milky whiteness yet strange to say so transparent that it was easier to pierce with the eye than the light of day Then came into my mouth a taste of sweetness the like of which I have never since known And I felt myself moving on with a conscious ness of leaving everything behind Then I heard the sweetest music and it seemed that more than a thousand harps led in each part accompanied bj myriads of voices And the sensation of coming back to lire alter l had been cut uown was just as painful as the first feeling of hanging It was acute torture Every nerve seemed to have a pain of its own My nose and fingers were seats of the most excruciating agony In half an hour the pain was all gone but I would not go through the experience again for the wealth of the Indies Russian Marriages The celebration of a Russian mar riage sometimes extends over three days At tho wedding festivities the bride is expected to dance with the men one after another until she drops with sheer fatigue It is a matter of pride with her to keep going as long as possible and it is not unusual to find a bride dancing gayly after three days and nights of vigorous frolic When a girl is dancing with a man she always holds his pipe It would be regarded as extremely rude if a man should continue to smoke his pipe in such circumstances London Tit Bits Not So Bad Mr Subbs after engagiug cook Theres one other thing I suppose you should know Miss Flaunigan my wife is a chronic invalid confined to her room Miss Flannigan Thats fine I wor afeerd she might be wan iv thim chronic kickers that ar re confined t th kitchen begobs Puck She Hit Back I told teacher pop that you sai 1 she taught you when you was a little boy What did she say That stupidity must run in the fam ily Baltimore American And Some Hard Words When a woman packs a trunk she puts her soul into the task And when a man packs a trunk he puts his feet into it Cleveland Plain Dealer Ill founded enmities most obstinate Retz are e7sr the 9 I f 1 CJsb 4NX IIJ S M a M MMIM Y First Grand Opening Of Fall Millinery t v -T a iJL I SA I i t is lit l - VT - m Successor to ODonnell ODonnell 217 Alain Ave M Matson McCIain September 10 and 11 2 to 11 p m On those days all the prett iest and most stylish hats of thTseason will bo on display Wo will make a specialty this seanejdejyJnjdietoques and misses hats -- Wo cordially invite you to our OpeningThursdayand Friday September 10th and 11th to inspect the pretty creations in millinery we are showing feikJ s Anderson - iT nTirmii niV STiiiimimm aMmSIaWMWtwnMmrWTTTmmmam fiTrfrvvliWinrffThfrvW t i tvsirp i i f v wvvriiVTvrvvy The Royal Bakery Open AH Night Baking- to Order THE ROYAL is equipped to do all kinds of baking promptly and with absolute satisfaction Give us a trial Well please you Phone 7- Matson flcClan No 1 14 Main Avenue McCook Neb -- THERE IS Better for sowing grain than a Superior These drills and several good ones are for sale in Cook by W r a tsii 44 a SHiB Drill other Alo aite Co -V THE TRIBUNE Office for Office Supplies ii jljjjj L iiAitXitiiiii i 11 ijiiiij t t jjgi in auMjumuMin iiiiiniMOTXMnii igmmmi Mti yj t VM A J f 4 M v l B i a I V V i v if I