ADVERTISED LIST
Tho following lottors cards nnd pack
ages remain uncalled for at tho McCook
poatollico April 17 lflOS
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Clark Mr Wilhcr H
Ickurdt Mr Adam
Kwllcy Mr Ijih
Mutlitows Mr Marion
Itowlco Mr lilliort
Satilciis IocIi
Health
Insurance
at little cost
Davis Mr Iny
Kiiifj Mr Comull
Miller Laura i
Alyrrs Mr Lisa
Kuiflfr Mr Karl
Suliuliz Mr Willio
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Clark Mrs James Darin MrsCnnsy
HaKKani Mis Jx la Loan Mr Mary
Lout AIIxtL L Milchcll Mr Lawriiico
Ifoberlsou Mr TI ltiiH ill Mrs Cecelia
Ituft ol Mildred and Mnrjorio
Itrown MihbJunila ami Velvin
When calling for those ploaso say
tnoy wore advertised
S U McLkan Postmaster
APPLICATION YOU LICENSE
Indianola Nebraska April 17 1908
Notice is lierchy kimii tliat I have Hied with
tho city clerk of the city of ludianola Nebras
ka my petition and bond for a licente to sell
mall spirituous and vinous liquors in the
building on the west twenty feet of lots II and
12 block C in tho second ward of the city of
ludianola Ited illow count Nebraska from
May 1 lJUS to April lSMKI
Ciiakii s IJoas Applicant
NE1LL BROS
Contractors and Builders
Estimates
Furnished Free
Phones Shop Illack 1JI Residence Hlack i2
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Will cry your street
for you any Saturday
loneer
Nebraska
sales
The best of every
thing in his line at
the most reasonable
prices is flarshs
motto He wants
your trade and
hopes by merit to
keep it
anyone for any sub
stance injurious to the health found
in Ctllmiiet Baking Powder
Pnrity is a prime essential in food
Calumet is made only of pure wholesome
ingredients combined by skilled chemists
and complies with the pure food laws of
all states It is the onlv hieh errade
Baking Powder on the market sold at
a 1110 derate price
Calumet Baking Powder may be
freely used with the certainty that food
made with it contains no harmful
drugs It is chemically correct
CITY CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENTS
Christian Bible school at 10 a m
Y 1 S C E at 7 p in All are wel
come to these services
Episcopal Prenching services at St
Albans church at 11 a m and 730 p
ni Sunday school at 10 a in All
are wolcomo to these services
E It Eaicle Rector
Catholic Order of services Mass
8 a m Mass and sormon 1000 a m
Evening Bervico at 8 oclock Sunday
school 230 p m Every Sunday
WM J Kikwin O M 1
Baptist Sunday school at 10 a in
Preaching service at 1100 a m Even
ing service at 800 B Y P U at 7 p m
A most cordial invitation is extended to
all to worship with us
E Burton Pastor
Christian Science Services Sun
day at 11 a in and Wednesday at 8
p m Subject Doctnno of Atone
ment Meotings held in tho Diamond
block Room open Wednesday and
Saturdays from 2 to 1 p in Science
literature on sale
Congregational Sunday school at
10 a m Preaching at 10 a m and
8 p in by pnstor Junior C E at 3 p
m Senior C E at 7 p in Prayer
meeting every Wednesday at S The
public is cordially invited to these ser
vices G B IIawkks Pastor
Methodist Sunday school at 10 a 111
Sermons by pastor at 11 and 8 Junior
Leaguo at Epworth League at 7
Prayer meeting Wednesday night
at 8 pm You aro welcomed and made
glad at this church Sunday school
every bunuay in fcjoutu McUook at 3
M B Carman Pastor
Filed Voluntary Petition
Thursday of last week William
Schroeder a merchant of Eustis filed
a voluntary petition in bankruptcy in
the McCook division of tho federal
court The papers were forwarded to
Lincoln by Clerk of the Court Rodgers
and on Monday the same were signed
by Judge T C Munger and returned to
the clerk here
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which means easy run
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large Supply Tank
The Crank is just tho
height to make
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turn easy
Gears run in oil prac
tically self oiling and
has wide base to catch
all the waste
Made as accurately
as a watcb -
increases your
yield of cream
and butter SIS per
cow each year
Ask your dealer about
The Great Western and
dont let him work any sub
stitute came on you Its your money you aro
going to spend you should insist on having the best
The Great Western is the worlds best
Write just these words in a letter Send m
Thrif t Talks by a farmer and your book Noi03
which tells all about the breeds dairying the care
of milk etc They are free Write now
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Resolutions of Respect to T D Watson
Whereas tho A 11 Wise Providence
has seen fit to call our friend and
neighbor Thomas D Watson to appear
in that groat beyond
Therefore bo it resolved that tho
Woodman camp No 5J1G of which ho
was a consistent member has lost a
valued friend and worker and ono who
on all occasions triod to tho best of his
ability to uphold protect and promoto
tho interests of tho lodgo That ho was
esteemed by all of his noighbors for his
sterling qualities and straight forward
methods
May it bo further resolved that this
camp express its sincoro sympathy for
tho deop sorrow of tho wife and child
ren in this great loss of husband and
father
Beit furthor resolved that a copy of
these resolutions bo spread upon tho
record of tho lodge and also a copy sent
to tho bereaved family
Jacob Bet
Committee Chris Smith
John Smith
Charged With Car Thievery
Georgo and Albort Kenner of Bartley
wero before Squire Berry last Friday
charged with stealing goods from Bur
lington cars They aro brothers and are
said to be plasterers bv occupation
Considerable loot is said to have been
found in their possession when arrested
a few days previously by Detectives
Schmidt of Lincoln and Davenport of
Denver both members of tho Burling
tons secret service force Both detec
tives wero present at tho trial Squire
Berry bound the men over to tho next
term of district court placing their
bonds at 300 respectively The men
aro now languishing in the county jail
not uemg aoie to aato to secure bonds
men
Farewell to Bessie Smith
Tho Kings Daughters of the Method
ist church met at tho homo of their
Sunday school teacher Mrs S E Cal-
len Tuesday afternoon and extended a
farewell to Miss Bessie Smith a mem
ber who has been making her home
with Mr C H Meeker for the past
year Miss Bessio has endeared herself
to many during her sojourn in McCook
and her friends and classmates were
loth to have hor return to hor California
home The Sunday school class ex
pressed their sentiment in the form of
a beautifully bound copy of Longfellows
poems
Playing1 the Deuce
As the number of Merry Widow
hats increase it is claimed the attend
ance of men in churches decreases In
other words the Merry Widow head
gear is not to be enumerated among the
means of grace Others are inveigh
ing against the creations of the season
because where previously six could be
seated now but four can wedge in
Again others are attempting to require
women wearing their loves of bonnets
to church to check them in at the
cloak rooms So the Merry Widows
are playing the deuce generally
Federal Court Will Try
The supreme court of the United
States Monday refused a writ of man
damus requested by the state of Nebras
ka in the case of that state against the
Chicago Burlington Quincy railroad
compelling United States District
Judges W II and T C Munger to re
mand back to the supreme court of Ne
braska the suit begun by the state to
enjoin the debtor company from charg
ing for its intrastate traffic more than
the rate fixed by the state statute
OConnellTerwIlliffer
Last Sunday afternoon Mr William
T OConnell and Miss Caroline L
Terwilliger both of Hastings Nebraska
wero united in holy matrimony in the
Episcopal rectory Rev E R Earle
officiating Mr OConnell is a commer
cial traveler for an electric company
and has his headquarters in Hastings
and Miss Terwilliger has been a teacher
in the Hastings Business college They
will make their home in Hastings
Where the Value Is
Only two worthful items enter into
the value of advertising namely quant
ity and quality that is how many and
how good The McCook Tribune is in
a field by itself locally on these two
points We challenge and invite in
spection and comparison We can give
you from two to three times the value
for your money that any other Red
Willow county publication can offer
you
Attendance Not Up to Expectations
Under Epworthian auspices Monday
evening the Columbia Tennesseans
gave their concert in the Methodist
church The concert was fairly up to
expectations but not so the attendance
which was limited in part at least by
the fact that other attractions and in
terests occupied the attention of many
that evening
Death of Mr Hollister
Word from Miss Ida Hollister an
early resident of McCook announces
the death of her aged father recently
resultant of an attack of whooping
cough The remains were taken from
Ashland to Denver for cremation
Hard and Soft Paper
in convenient sizes for desk use in fig
uring and making notes at the Tribune
office Very reasonable price
Same price twice the service The
Tribune to its advertisers
A BILL IN CONGRESS
The Method by Which a Measure Is
Transformed Into Law
On a day set for the consideration of
the 1111 the house goes into committee
of the whole A chairman apponted
by the speaker presides The bill is
read by sections and clauses after gen
eral debate has closed and any mem
ber may offer jtmendmonts All voting
in committee is by rising The yeas
and nays are not taken
When the bill has been gone through
and all amendments have been voted
upon the committee rises and the
chairman reports the bill back to the
house with the amendments The
house then votes upon them either sin
gly or in gioss and by yeas and nays
if they are ordered to be taken
J he bill is then ordered to be en
grossedthat is written out in a fair
hand and just as it is after being
amended and to be read a third time
As it is usually already engrossed it is
at once read the third time by title as
before and passed
The clerk takes the bill to the senate
by which body it is referred to the
finance committee In due time the
committee if it sees lit and not other
wise reports the bill back to the sen
ate with propositions to amend In
the senate the bill is considered as in
committee of the whole the aud
ments of tho finance committee and
other volunteer amendments are ac
cepted or rejected they are again
voted upon when the bill is reported
to the senate from the committee of
the whole and the bill is passed
As the two houses are not agreed
upon the bill a committee of confer
ence usually consisting of throe mem
bers of each branch of congress is ap
pointed The committee when it lias
come to an agreement reports to each
house and the acceptance of the re
port is the final stage of the bill in its
passage
The measure is now enrolled that
is it is printed in large open type
upon a parchment and is taken first to
the house where it is signed by the
speaker then to the senate where the
vice president signs it and finally to
the president and makes tho hill a
law
Congress is notified that the bill has
been approved and the original copy
of the act is deposited in the depart
ment of state Edwin Tarrisse in Har
pers Weekly
Full of Reminiscence
At the different army stations in the
west it is tho practice for the officers
on leaving their post for some distant
station to sell off everything thov do
not care to keep In connection with
this custom in Reminiscences of a Sol
diers Wife Mrs Ellen Biddle tells an
amusing story
There was a very estimable woman
living at the garrison a veritable Mrs
Malaprop She told us of some jew
elry she had lost and among the
things was a topaz chain with a beau
tiful pendulum
The lady held an auction before she
left after her husbands death and
when some silver plated knives were
put up for sale she rose and in a sob
bing voice said Oh dear no I can
not sell them They have been in dear
Johns mouth too often
Lasting
Your suggestion said a depositor
to the bank receiver offers very cold
comfort It is a bachelors comfort
that is to say no comfort at all
What said a bachelor to a Rene
diet only married a year and already
so blue
Ah but groaned the Benedict T
never imagined that a wife would
prove so expensive
The bachelor patted the blue mar
ried man on the back in a consolatory
way
Yes he said a wife is an expen
sive article that is true But then
you must remember that she lasts a
very long time
Aristocracy
What subsists today by violence
continues tomorrow by acquiescence
and is perpetuated by tradition till at
last the hoary abuse shakes the gray
hairs of antiquity at us and gives itself
out as tiu wisdom of ages Thus the
clearest dictates of reason are made
to yield to a long succession of follies
And this is the foundation of the
aristocratic system at the present day
Its stronghold with all those not im
mediately interested in it is the rev
erence of antiquity Kdwanl Everett
There i
auvertism a
of literature
3 tan 1 rrrificd
s great genius displayed in
in tu higher branches
Xo proilem daunts the
modern ad ertising man
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Is my son getting well grounde i In
the classics V aked the anxious mil
lionaire
I would put it even stronger than
that replied the private tutor I may
say that he is actually stranded on
them Chicago Ilecord Iierald
Certainly Would
City Man to villager Wouldnt It
open your eyes if you were to look
across at that lot there and see one of
our city skyscrapers covering it Vil
lage Man Waal I guess I would see
In as Ive got twenty head o cattle
grazln there Bohemian
Wait Is a hard word to the hungry
German Proverb
Odd Use For Bread
Perhaps the most novel use to -which
bread is put may be seen In one of our
great watch factories where more than
forty loaves of fresh broad are required
each day An oflicial of tho watch fac
tor is quoted as saying
There is no secret regarding the use
of bread In this factory and I am will
ing to toll all I can concerning It I rom
the earliest times in the history of
watchmaking it has been the custom of
watchmakers to reduce fresh broad to
the form of dough This is done by
steaming and kneading They then use
this dough for removing oil and chips
that naturally adhere in course of
manufacture to pieces as small as a
part of a watch There are many
parts of a watch by the way that are
so small as to lie barely visible to the
naked eye Tho oil is absorbed by tills
dough and the chips stick to It and
there is no other known substance
which can be used as a wiper without
leaving some of its particles attached
to the thing wiped This accounts for
the continued use of bread dough in
the watchmaking industry American
Food Journal
A Quaint Compliment
On Mark Twains seventy second
birthday a Hartford clergyman said of
him
No wonder he finds happiness in old
age All the aged would be happy if
they were as sympathetic and as kind
as he lie is continually going out of
his way to please others and the result
is that he is continually pleasing him
self Listen for instance to the quaint
compliment he paid me the last time
lie came to hear me preach He waited
for me at the church door at the serv
ices end and shaking me by the hand
said gravely
I mean no offense but I feel oblig
ed to tell you that the preaching this
morning has been of a kind that I can
spare I go to church sir to pursue
my own train of thought but today I
couldnt do it You interfered with
me You forced me to attend to you
and lost me a full half hour I beg
that this may not occur rgain
Philosophy of Descartes
Turning the mental vision inward as
Bacon turned it outwail Descartes
watched the operations of the soul as
an object in a microscope Resolved
to believe nothing but upon evidence
so convincing that he could not by
any effort refuse his ascent he found
as he inspected his beliefs that he
could plausibly doubt everything but
his own existence Here at last was
the everlasting rock and this was re
vealed in his own consciousness hence
his famous Cogito ergo sum I think
therefore I am Consciousness said
ho i 5 the basis of certitude luterro
g it and its clear replies will be
so n e for all clear ideas are true
Do- ii in the depths of the mind is the
idea of the infinite perfection the
mark of the workman impressed upon
his work Therefore God exists New
York American
Science and Sound Fact
The workings of the human mind
when asleep are full of wonder re
marked a scientist who was paying a
visit to an acquaintance Have you
ever started up from a sound dream
less sleep with every sense on the
alert and with your whole being thrill
ed with a vivid yet indefinable feeling
that something was wrong and instant
action required V
Often replied his hostess and in
nearly every case I have found that 1
was awakened by the fumbling of my
husbands key at the front door
Impertinent
Speaking of a man noted for his im
pertinence an acquaintance said
Blanks impudence was second only
to that of a waiter I heard about the
other day
Look here waiter said a guest
this fish is not cooked properly
I know it sir said the waiter
but 3ou told me it was for your wife
Well what of that asked the sur
prised guest
Why said the waiter I knew
that if the lady was your wife she
couldnt be very particular
Realism In Art
Two artists were boasting how they
could paint Do you know said one
I painted a sixpence on the ground
one day and a beggar nearly broke his
fingers trying to pick it up I Thats
nothing to what I did said the other
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His Nsrrow Escape
I toll you the closing of the Stoenth
National was a migaty close call for
me
How va fiit V
Why a f id had Advised me to
put my roisr i it und
And yvi - dva e
Xo brt I if 1 any nitn
ey PhiIt L i LeJger
Nc tho Kind He Wanted
Little t u awa To hunt red
skins
Yes
But Iu ftr fal nv until his fa
ther had ft v ifi hji Harpers
Weekly
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fa v
is my firir sir
she
said
Well he replied poverty is no dis
grace but its awfullv inconvenient at
times
The Wicked Husband
Why does a man lie to his wife
asks a woman writer Dear me does
he Duluth Herald
A moral sensible well bred man will
not insult me No other can Cowper
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Itching Blind Blooding or Protrud
ing Piles Druggists refund money if
Pazo OivrMKvr fails to cure any case
no matter of how long standing in J toll
days First application gives easo nnd
rest fiOe If your druggist hasnt it
send 50e in stamps and it will bo for
warded postpaid by Paris Medicino Co
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