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Waterworks Office in Postoffice building
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Cneap One Way Colonists
RateS Daily during October to Pa-
cific Coast and far west points
at about half rates
Tn mc PiJQt The low rate James-
townEspogitiontick
sts can be used for your autumn trip to
3Jew York Boston and other eastern
cities These are the last cheap rates of
the season
Homeseekers Excursions
Cheap rate excursions the first and
third Tuesdays of each month this au
tumn to Kansas Oklahoma the Gulf
country Colorado Utah Wyoming Big
Horn Basin Montana and the North
west Ask your nearest agent or write
he undersigned
Big Horn Basin and Billings
District B run personaiyconuct
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excursions to help you locate on irrigat
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double in value in five years Join me
on these excursions No charge for
services Write D Clem Deaver Agent
JBurlington Landseekers BureauOmaba
GEORGE S SCOTT
Ticket Agent McCook Neb
1 W WAKELEY G P A Omaha Neb
BUUIES IN BATTLE
Tho Barroom Type of Rowdy When
Put to tha Test of War
The barroom bully Is an arrant cow
ard when yut to the test of war With
this saying of the late General Itose
crans as his topic a speaker at a civic
betterxnnt meeting discoursed on the
ways of the average bad man of the
modern cities He read from a writing j
of General Rosecrans familiarly known
as Old Rosy In which that officer de- J
scribed a regiment of men from Gin-
cinnatl In the civil war In which there
were many of the barroom bully class
who had been pressed into the service
or entered as substitutes to earn a few
hundred dollars When these men
came face to face with the grim fight
ers In gray of the Confederacy and
they realized that In warfare the rifle
makes the puny weakling a match for
the muscular giant the bullies just
turned pale and flunked They couldnt
stand rifle fire any more than they
would the steely bayonet Big brawny
bruisers who had been wont to swag
ger about town with chips on their
shoulders looking for some weaker ves
sel to tackle found In the fire and
smoke of battle that while their
frames and muscles were large their
real courage was mighty small and of
the cravenly coward sort
Better take the pale faced modest
mannered Sunday school lads when
you want real soldiers men who can
face the bullets or the bayonets of the
enemy rather than the brawny red
faced bullies of our cities who when
they are outdone in an argument want
to resort to brute force to settle the
question In dispute wrote General
Rosecrans and he should have known
Washington Star
CHANGED THE TYPES
The Story of a Vengeful Wife and a
Bible Error
In the famous library of Wolfenbut
tel In Hesse is an old Bible which is
greatly treasured It appears that in
that passage in Genesis where God
told Eve that Adam shall be her mas
ter and shall rule over her the German
translation is Und er soil dein herr
sein Herr which means master
does not occur in this Bible but instead
there appears the word narr which
means fool
The error was caused by a quarrel
between the printer and his wife in the
year 1580 The wife was vengeful
and in the silent watches of the night
she entered the room where her hus
band had been setting type and mali
ciously changed herr to narr The
printer was arrested after the book
had been printed and the mistake dis
covered but his apprentice testified
that he saw the wife steal into the
composing room and alter the word
The woman was imprisoned for blas
phemy and died in prison
Orders were given that all the copies
of 4 the edition should be destroyed
This was done with the exception of
the one copy In the Wolfenbuttel li
brary
Commercial Term In Law
The plaintiff was stating his case j
Your honor I was walking alongside
of the waiting train when this man i
who is a stranger to me and without
any cause whatever reached out of the
car window and planted a couple of
powerful blows upon my face
Your honor expostulated the de
fendant I was so enraged by the de
lay of that train and the miserable
service of that road in general that I J
Just had to give vent to my feelings
In some way I couldnt restrain my
self
I feel for you admitted the judge
wlm rinrl rtnrl nppnsinn tn trni pl nr 1ia
same road but I am compelled to I
fine you nevertheless That pair of
hand me downs will cost you just 10
New York Press
The Solemn Scotchman
A Scottish parson was attending a
funeral in his own churchyard The
service over and dust given to dust
the green sod smoothed down over the
narrow bed the company departed
But a worthy man remained behind
and approached the parson with a
solemn face as though for serious talk
Din ye ken what I aye think at a
funeral Many serious reflections
have come to one there and the clergy
man expected some befitting thought
No What is it you always think
The answer was I aye think Im
desperate gledd Its no me The in
cumbent of that parish was mortified
Dundee Advertiser
Christians and Non Christians
If all the Roman Catholics in the
world were assembled in one city they
would make a city larger than the en
tire population of the United States
Russia and Austria Hungary But all
the religious Protestant and Catholic
denominations combined would make
a city only about one third the size of
a city large enough to contain all the
Mohammedans Buddhists Brahmans
pagans and other non Christians of the
world Minneapolis Journal
Her Amiable Husband
Mrs Tittle That photographers wife
always goes to some other mans tu
dlo to have her photographs taken
Mrs Tattle Of course She never
could look pleasant when her own
husband was about
Still Unsettled
Are you entirely settled in your new
flat
No not entirely the landlord is still
nagging U for the balance due on the
first months rent Milwaukee Senti
nel
A man has no right to stone his wife
but he may rock his baby Chicago
News
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f HE FRIGATE PELICAN
It Is a Small Bird With an Enormous
Stretch of Wing
The frigate pelican or man-of-war
bird is usually found between the
tropics Although when stripped of its
feathers it Is hardly larger than a
pigeon yet no man can touch at the
same lime the tips of its extended
wings Tho long wiug bones are ex
ceedlugly light and the whole ap
paratus of air cells Is extremely de
veloped so that its real weight is very
trifling It flies at a great height
above the water and from that eleva
tion pounces down on flsh especially
preferring the poor persecuted flying
fish for its prey
Under the throat of the frigate peli
can is a large pouch of a deep red
color which can be distended with air
at the pleasure of the bird The pouch
is larger and of a more brilliant red in
the male than in his consort and the
general plumage of the female is not so
bright as that of the male
Although Its swiftness of wing and
general activity enable it to snatch a
fish from the surface of the water or
to pounce upon the flying flsh before It
can again seek the protection of Its
native element yet it too often uses
its powers in robbing other birds of
their lawful prey It is enabled in
some mysterious way to find its way
home by night even though It may be
400 or 500 miles from land The length
of the male bird Is three feel and the
expanse of wing eight feet
AN OLD TIME DRINK
Refreshing Switchel and the Way It
Used to Be Made
They dont make it nowadays not
mostly But they used to make It
years ago and how good it was The
corn lot had to be cultivated and it
was a long way from the house and it
was very hot up there on the hillside
When they loaded the cultivator and
the hoes and spades on the stone boat
and hitched the two horses to that dry
ground vessel they stowed away as
part of the cargo a big stoue jug And
when the corn lot was reached the jug
was stowed away in a shady fence
corner under the butternut tree and
covered over with grass to keep it
cool What was in the jug Switchel
It was made of vinegar molasses gin
ger and water The water was drawn
from the spring beside the kitchen and
was as cold as Ice could have made it
And the stone jug kept it cold The
vinegar gave it a pleasant acidity the
ginger a little tang thats what they
called it up In the country and the
molasses just sweetened it a bit And
how good it was to go over into the
fence corner and take a few swallows
out of that jug of switchel
Come on lets go and get a glass of
ice cream soda It will be somewhere
about the hundredth part as good as a
draft of switchel out of that stone jug
In the fence corner in the corn lot up
in the country Utica Observer
She Was a Stayer
One of the longest visits on record
is one that was made by a woman in
the south Perhaps such a thing could
not have happened in a less hospitable
part of the country The visitor was
one of those most unfortunate waifs
and strays of the country a refined
woman with no home of her own That
was in the days when women were ex
pected to be cared for and not go out
into the world to look out for them
selves This woman went one day to
spend the day with a friend and she
remained for twenty five years She
outlived the father and mother of the
family took their places to some ex
tent in the hearts of the children and
for all those years she lived there hap
py and beloved and giving in return
for her home those services which can
not be hired Exchange
Sam Houston on Education
One of the provisions in the will of
General Sam Houston read
My will is that my sons should re
ceive solid and useful education and
that no portion of their time may be
devoted to the study of abstract sci
ence I greatly desire that they may
possess a thorough knowledge of the
English language with a good knowl
edge of the Latin language I re
quest that they be instructed in the
Holy Scriptures and next to these that
they be rendered thorough in a knowl
edge of geography and history I wish
my sons early taught an entire con
tempt for novels and light reading
Fort Worth Telegram
Stands Still
Your friend Miss Passay has be
come quite chummy with Miss New
combe I dont suppose theres much
difference in their ages
I cant answer for Miss Newcombe
but there isnt any difference In Miss
Passays age She has been twenty
one for the past ten years to my knowl
edge Philadelphia Press
Sweet Joy
I was just going to ask you to sub
scribe to this purse for Jibbles widow
when I happened to remember that he
was your worst enemy
Ill be delighted to subscribe Just
think how it will grind him wherever
he is Cleveland Leader
Different Viewpoints
One woman remarked the mere
man is just as good as another if
not better
And one man rejolne the fair
widow is just as bad as another if
not worse Chicago News
Plenty of Them
Mrs Chatterton I always weigh my
words before speaking Mr Chatter
ton Well my dear no one can ac
cuse you of giving short weight Ex
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Real Estate Iransters
The following real estate filings have
been made in tho county clerks office
sinco our last report
Lincoln Laud Co to I N Biggs and J P
Madron wd to lot 5 blk 94th McCook 225 00
Lincoln Land Co to Edwin S Walter wd
to lot 2 blk 8 4th McCook 200 00
Cnrrio F Denton nnd husb to L A Fitch
wd to pt blk 14 W McCook C59 30
Cora Qoldtrap wid to II J Cox wd to
lots 5 nnd C blk 1 McCook 2000 00
Marion Powell and wife to Martin Nils
fcon and wife to A J Greer deed to lots
1 nnd 2 blk 3 Marion 175 00
Mnrion Powoll and wife and Martin
Nilssou to Walter II Goodonborgor
deed to lot 5 blk 3 Marion 100 00
J A Rcdtfoldt nnd wife to Charles A
Dibble wd to s hr sw fir It and n hf
nwcir23 1 2G 850 00
John F Hunt nnd wife to Etna B Dyo
wd to lot 2 blk 25 McCook 1500 00
Carl Fahroubruch audCCFahreubruch
to L II Liudcninnn lento to 2nd iloor
ofbuilding on ptl3 14 15 blk 21
Nils J Johnson and wifo to Alvin Ander
son wd to lot 3 blk 6 Gth McCook 275 00
Etna B Dye widow to John F Hunt wd
to lot 1 blk 13 McCook 2000 00
William II Bryant unmd to John Rum
mer wd to lot 8 34-3-29 4000 00
Edward Flitcraft and wifo to Ellington
C Uritt wd to pt so qr no qr 26-15-30 2000 00
Ethel Allon and husband to John Morris
wd to lot 2 blk 12 McCook 1250 00
M Kate Longnecker to John Longneck
cr wd to s hf nw qr 9 s hf no qr 8-3-23 1 00
C II Boyle and wifo to John Morris and
Mnggio Barker wd to lot 11 blk 1G
McCook 7500 00
John Morris and wife to Edna Nowell
wd to lot 9 blk 25 1st McCook 1300 00
Christina Kerst wid to Charles G Kerst
wd to sw qr 3C00 00
William H Eifert and wifo to Jacob
Wishon wd to n hf sw qr 27-1-28 1300 00
Chas H Keck tr to Henry Kisker deed
to so qr nw qr sw qr no qr and lots 2
and 3 4-2-28
G C Bennett and wife to Edward B Smith
gwd to lots 1 to 24 inclusive blk 09
Bartloy 10000 00
William F Jones and wife to Robert B
Wilson wd to lot 6 blk 8 2nd McCook 2000 00
Clinton H Mcd3rido and wifo to Mary R
Colling and T H Colling wd to lot J
blk 31 2nd McCook 1625 00
James E Ryan and wife to J L Sargent
wd to lots 4 5 G blk 26 Indianola 1350 00
John M Baldwin and wife to John S
Knobs wd to pc pt 3 5-2-29 1500 00
Luclla Crandall to Henry Kirker qcd to 1 00
se qr nw qr and sw qr no qr and lots
1 00
J A McArthur to J S McBrayer agree
ment to e hf sw qr 1 n hf nw qr 12-3-30
Marion Powell and wifo and Martin
Nilsson and wife to Sidney Dodge
deed to lot 7 blk 7 Marion 100 00
Julius W Jowitt unmd to Thomas Boyd
wdtolot3blk 9Lebanon 500 00
Lincoln Land Co to William H Holt and
Velma B Holt wd to lot 1 blk 8 4th
McCook 20000
Mary J Bobst and husband to Eliza
beth Towuley wd to lots 13 14 15 blk
27 Indianola 1000 00
Walter II Goodenberger and wife to S
H Stilgebouer wd to lots 3 4 5 and
pt2blk3 Marion 2000 00
Lincoln Land Co to J H Mitchell and
Geo E Mitchell wd to lots 19 20 blk
21 McCook 1400 00
R M Osborn and wife to Elwin Devoe
wdto lots 11 and 12 blk 6 6th Mc
Cook 1 00
John E Hathorn and wifo to Citizens
Hotel Co wd to lots 1 and 2 blk 61
Bartloy 1000 00
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McCook Loan Trust Co to Losllo Han
show wd to qr 21-2-29 1000 00
ADVERTISED LIST
Tho following letters cards and pack
nges romnin uncalled for nt tho McCook
postoffice October 30 1007
LKTTKUB
Brown Miss Nolllo Clomnien Mr Forest
Culp G C Cope Miss Holon
Dillon Mr Carl Foam Mr Hall
Harloy Mr L E Kraft Geo
Kilmer MrT Larson Mr Herb
Mnpos Mrs William Miller L B
Pfoiff Frederick Robertson nenry
Skinner J n Stuthoist Julius 2
Stuart Mr Norman Stnrks Mrs N II
Stroh Mr Conrad Stokes Mr II J
Shirloy Mr Waller Thompson Mrs Tillio G
West Warren W West Minnio
Williams Mr Loonnrd Waingan Shorty
Elson S It
CARDS
Anderson C Brooks W C
Bahr Mr H J Cnmbin Mr Ralph
Clark J F Clark Miss Lucilo
Gray II A Glohn Miss Mary
Littell Miss Lebert McCoycert Mrs J
McGuygnu Miss Graco Miller F W
Paintor Carl Riploy Clydo
Smith G M Srsen C S
Stewart Miss Jossio Stokos II J
Smith Anna P West Miss Bortha
Yoho Geo S
When calling for these please say
they were advertised
F M Kimmell Postmaster
A Guaranteed cure For Piles
Itching Blind Bleeding or Protrud
ing Piles Druggists refund money if
Pazo Ointment fails to cure any case
no matter of how long standing in G told
days First application gives ease and
rest 50c If your druggist hasnt it
send 50c in stamps and it will bo for
warded postpaid by Paris Medicine Co
St Louis Mo
A Handy Receipt Bock
Bound duplicate receipt books three
receipts to the page for sale at The
Tkihone office
MJimmMMmSEL
A few does of this remedy will in
variably cure an ordinary attack of
diarrhosa
It can always be depended upon
even in the more severe attacks of
cramp colic and cholera morbus
It is equally successful for summer
diarrhoea and cholera infantum in
children and is the means of saving
the lives of many children each year
When reduced with water and
sweetened it is pleasant to take
Every man of a family should keep
this remedy in his home Bny it now
Price 25c Large Size 50c
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9 YTRAG00D
have to look a
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long- time to find an
other store so cautious and
painstaking- in its efforts to
give mothers the very best
of value and good taste in
boys clothing
Were in business to stay
to succeed Want to make
every purchase so satis
factory that youll always
buy here and tell your
friends about us
These are the reasons
we sell XTRAGOOD
Whether you buy a suit or over
coat you get in XTRAGOOD the
beat materials and workmanship
put Into clothing We guarantee
XTRAGOOD it will prove more
durable reliable and satisfactory
Insist upon it
Russian Overcoats and Reefers
for ages 3 to 10 Russians made
from blue kersey and cheviot
fancy mixed goods neatly trimmed
Reefers in navy blue chinchilla
melton and kersey velvet collar
buttons close Prices 5 to 12
Boys Overcoats forages 7 to 16
Made from black and oxford mel
ton fancy mixed cheviots Linings
superior Prices 5 up to 12
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