Bl4g4rtiWffll NE of the most beautiful and historic regions in the United States is the far famed Gene see valley of New York The same of the valley is Indian and signi fies beautiful and it has always Iteen agreed that the red men chose xell when they selected it In this val y is the large private estate known js Glen Iris which has recently been presented by its owner William r 5stchwortb to the state of New York fr use as a public park It embraces raout a thousand acres and extends fb2 three miles along both sides otC the Genesee river Mere men tion of the gorge and valley of the euesee calls to mind the deetls and taie of the Indian chiefs Red Jacket md Cornplanter and Joseph Brant of Sobert Morris that great Revolution Try financier who with Hamilton had so much to do with placing the fiscal jsteni of the young republic on a sound and enduring basis of the Hol land Land company the big real estate syndicate of a century ago which de Taioped western New York and of Wadsworths who generation after jjcneration have served in legislative 3alls and on the battlefield It recalls too the strange story of rne old white woman of the Gene ve Mary Jamison who once owned 15000 acres of the beautiful valley ind might have been richer than Hetty ireen had she survived to the present iky It was at the big tree council of 2J97 when Morris negotiated the pur alase of a great portion of the lands sb the Genesee valley from the Indians jsf the Six Nations that Mary Jami sons claim was presented and though Zed Jacket opposed the action it was isreed to reserve for her those 1S000 seres of rich land with the Genesee 3fver running through it which was Sngknown as the Gardeau reservation The- old white woman was born in roldocean about 1742 and was captured as a child by a party of Shawnees I 1 rjflK xjgaw mnt Arjt ssrll JAVWBfJ 1 feSffiMgaii 2BBTAGE BRIDGE AND THE INDIAN COUNCIL- HOUSE AT IiETCHWOBTH pabk 3fefng adopted by the Indians and ratmed by them Pretty 1Hrl she grew up among them- and eaWgmefejlML jgift11 1 J - 1 ipif455jimi OUK PRESIDENTS - J qTw - i minfti imrfKm VV V- JOHN ADAMS The second president of the United Stutes was the first vice president Etc- served as such during Washingtons two terms succeeding the latter as Tjresident in 1797 lie was a native of Bralntree Mass and was sixty two jaurs of age when he became president He lived to the great age of ninety Siting on the Fourth of July 1S2G while his son John Quincy was president oKlthe United States John Adams was one of the stanchest of patriots during ttfe Revolution His term as president was marked by a violent quarrel with SSexander Hamilton and his followers Adams like Hamilton was a Fed eralist His manner was dictatorial and this made him many personal eemies The Gift of Glen Iris fey By EDWARD HALE BRUSH married first a Delaware and after his death Hi-ok-a-too a Sen eca also known as Gardeau who fig ured in the massacre of Cherry valley She declared in the memoirs which she dictated as an aged woman that de spite his ferocity in Avar Hi-ok-a-too had always treated her with the ut most kindness This strange woman died a Christian at ninety one and was buried on the old Buffalo Creek reser vation but when in after years the opening of a street in the city of Buf falo interfered with the repose of her bones her grandson Dr James Shongo disinterred them and Mr Letchworth gave them a resting place at Glen Iris and erected the monument which is now one of the sights of the park Near by is a section of the big tree under Avhich Morris made the famous treaty In the same vicinity is the old council house which formerly stood at Canadea and in which in days long gone by the Senecas not only smoked the pipe of peace but In their own primitive and picturesque fashion worshiped the great the master of life Mr Letchworth when it was threatened with destruction had it removed to his estate for preserva tion and here in 1S72 the Senecas met for the last council held in the Genesee valley It was on this occasion that they gave Mr Letchworth his name as an adopted son of their tribe the man who always does the right thing In a museum Is a collection of Indian relics Mr Letchworth has long been known for his interest in historic and patriotic societies and for over a quarter of a century his life has been wholly devot ed to unselfish work for the benefit of humanity especially the unfortunates who inhabit prisons and asylums Tho splendid domain which he has given to his state and which is to be called In his honor Letchworth park is visit ed by thousands of persons every year The Erie railroads bridge at Portage crosses the Genesee within the bounds of the park It is S00 feet in length and it Is 234 feet from the railroad tracks to the turbulent stream beneath Below the bridge is a series of three falls of great beauty Seldom indeed has the public come into possession of a domain possessing at once so many natural charms and so many historic essociatlons A Catch Question Of Bishop Short who held the see of St Asaph many curious stories are told Occasionally he put questions to candidates for ordination that appar netly had no connection with the dis charge of their parochial duties They tested probably their wit or tact two necessary qualifications to public men but nothing more One such question proposed by the bishop was the fol lowing Which has the greatest num ber of legs a cat or no cat As might be expected this created a titter but the bishop would not take a laugh as the answer and consequently he repeated the question and desired some one to solve the problem At last one of the candidates smiling said I should think my lord a cat No retorted the bishop there you are wrong for a cat has four legs and no cat has five London Telegraph The Epitaph of Mary Lyon In tho grounds of Mount Holyoke seminary overlooking the beautiful valley through which the Connecticut flows seaward Is a monument to Mary Lyon the Massachusetts teacher who founded the college On it is inscribed a sentence of her own There is noth ing in the universe that I am afraid of but that I shall not know and do all my duty Tho Dressmakers Diploma Many New York women who patron ize a new dressmaker for the Anil time propound an embarrassing queo tlon Have you a diploma they ask I didnt know what answer to make to the first customer that put that question to me said one dressmaker I certainly did not have a diploma I knew how to sew but I had no cer tificate to that effect Finally I found that many women have suffered so grievously at the hands of Incompe tents that they were unwillirig to trust their work to a person who could not show some guarantee of experience and efficiency so nlthough I knew more about sewing than half the fash ionable dressmakers in town I actual ly worked in one Buch establishment for four months so that I could point to n printed diploma which says For merly with Mme A of Fifth avenue It pays any dressmaker to arm herself with credentials of that kind Sho ought to have her diploma framed and hung on the wall like a doctors diplo ma so as to give confidence to doubt ing customers -Now York Sun Great Schemers These traveling men are groat schemer when it conies to getting rooms assigned to them ahead of other guests who registered first paid a hotel clerk There were several guestsj on the waiting list lor rooms yester day One traveling man caiv up tu the desk holding his hand to hi3 stomach spying he was so rick he must have a room at once Ho was accommodated In a few minutes an other traveling man who was among th list of guests waiting for rooms came up and said ho had boarded a sleeper at 2 oclock in the morning and tried to get some sleep but that it ran Into an open switch and gave him such a shaking up he couldnt sleep He said he was almost dead with exhaus tion and loss of sleep and must have a room at once Hardly had he gone to his room when a third one came up and said he too must have a room im mediately What do you suppose his reason was He said a horse fell on him the day before and he thought he was injured internally Kansas City Star Pepper and Onions and Garlic and At a restaurant downtown redolent of pepper and garlic where swarthy representatives of Spain and all the Spanish American countries gather ev ery day at the lunch hour a lone Amer ican accustomed to strictly unseason ed food was glancing apprehensively at the bill of fare What is chile con carne he asked the waiter All senor zat is pepper and a lee tle meat and pepper again and once more pepper and No matter What is bacalao a la vizcaina It is delicious codfish and red pep per and gar Forget it What is olla a la Espa nola Ah Zat is onions and pepper and garbanzos and chorizos and Bring me roast beef New York Times Barrymores Dilemma Maurice Barryrnore the once famous actor was once in London with a new piece which he was anxious to have produced He had read it to a man ager and it had been decided that he was to play the leading role About a week after it was supposed to have been definitely settled Barryrnore re ceived a note from the manager ask ing him to call Barryrnore called and the manager said I like the piece old fellow but I dont see how I can use you in the cast Your beastly American dialect wont do at all you know They wont have it Well thats strange said Barry more They told me on the other side that they wouldnt have me on account of my beastly English dialect What am I to do give recitations on the transatlantic steamers No Insult Intended A London exquisite had gone into a svest end restaurant and was far from pleased with the way in which his or der was filled Do you call that a veal cutlet he demanded of the waiter Why such a cutlet as that is an insult to every self respecting calf in the British em pire The waiter hung his head for a mo ment but recovered himself and said In a tone of respectful apology I really didnt intend to insult you sir London Answers Origin of the Cross Bun The exact significance or origin of the cross bun is not too certain A superstition regarding baked bread on Good Friday appears to have existed from an early period Bread so baked was kept by a family all through the snsuing year under the belief that a few gratings of it in water would prove l specific for any ailment Leeds and Ebrkshire Mercury Suspiciously Cheap Mrs Schoppen The price seems Ioav but Im afraid of antique rugs Iou know the old saying Snug as a Salesman As a bug In a rug lla Ha But there are no bugs about this rug Mrs Schoppen shrewdly No I half suspect the presence of a little humbug Philadelphia Press Her Troubles Teacher Who was the most patient person that ever lived Student Mrs lob Teacher How do you make that out Student Why Job endured a rrhole lot but she had to endure Job Judge He who seeks a brother without a rault will have to remain without a brother Talmud THE LATEST MARVEL The Gyroscope Locomotive Which Runs on a Single Rail or Cable A train that will spin along on a sin gle rail or even on a wire cable up hill and down across ravines and rivers around curves performing miracles of mechanical engineering is what Is promised by Louis Breunan C B of the Royal Society of London inventor of the Brennan torpedo and other de vices that are now in extensive use He promises that trains shall run at high speed as much as 123 to 150 miles per hour and that the cars shall be hotels on wheels from fifteen to twenty feet wide permitting of much more con venient arrangement than even in the case of cars run on two rails according to the present system He promises that the engines and cars of such trains shall maintain their balance on the single rail or cable perfectly de spite differences of load and the 0 5 THE GYltOSCOPE LOCOMOTIVE cy to fall earthward due to the law of gravitation All this is promised on the strength of the performances of his miniature engine or model which is six feet long and powerful enough to take his little daughter on trips upon a monorail line constructed around his private estate in New Brompton Kent It has also carried easily a man weighing 140 pounds This engine which the inventor calls the gyroscope locomotive Avas recently put through a performance before the Royal society and the members of that learned body were convinced that it would ultimately work a revolution In the raihvay Avorld The principle of the invention is simply that Avhicli en ables the common top to maintain its equilibrium A hen in rapid motion de spite all temptations to fall over In one end of the gyroscope locomotive is the gyratory apparatus consisting of two flyAvheels rotated in opposite di rections by electricity These flywheels keep the engine perfectly balanced on its one rail Electricity or other motive power may be used in moving the en gine along the rail and thus dragging a train of cars ROOSEVELT LONG Nature Fakir Controversy Between Stamford Author and President A good many people had never heard of the ReA Dr William J Long of Stamford Conn before President RooseA elt in a recent magazine article called in question some statements the former made In his books about ani mals Now the authors name is a household Avord his works are among the books in special demand at the libraries and incidentally the contro versy the presidents criticisms pro voked has added considerably to the gayety of the nations One of the Long stories AAhich caused Mr Roose velt to put the Stamford author in the nature fakir class related to the feat of a wolf which according to Dr Long killed a caribou bj biting him through the chest to the heart This story was brought to the attention of no less dis tinguished a body than the cabinet a short time ago when President Roose Aelt read to his councilors an affidavit of a Sioux Indian produced by Dr Long to prove his assertion about the AAolf In connection AAith the affi davit was an editorial paragraph Avhich THE KEA DK AAlLLTAil J LONG asked how E H narriman and Poult ney Bigelow would like to have a Sioux Indian elected a member of the Ana- j nlas club It is said there Avere chuc kles over the reading of the paragraph though the nature faking controA ersy diet not come officially before the cab inet for consideration Dr Long is forty years of age a na tive of Massachusetts a nan ard and Heidelberg graduate has been writing books abont animals for some ten years and belongs to the ministry of the Con gregational church He charges that President RooseA elt is not a real stu dent of animals and condemns him for shooting them What Came Up I planted some grass seeds In the front yard and what do you suppose tame up Grass Nope What then A lot of birds came up and ate the seed Cleveland Plain Dealer LETTING A FLAT Tho Agent Found There Were Two Sides to the Question The agent of the building did not like the looks of the man who Avanted to rent the second floor flat We require the payment of the rental monthly in advance of course he said That avIII be all right answered the man The rooms suit me and I am willing to pay a jear in advance If necessary You dont object to music perhaps Theres a piano on the first floor and u harp and zither on the third No objection to that I am fond of all kinds of music We dont take renters avIio have children you know We havent any My family con sists of my Avlfe mjself and a grown son Also we require the best of refer ences Here they are The agent looked at them and hand ed them back They are all right Ill have to let you in You are fortunate Mr Spon doo in getting the -apartment at this particular time By order of Mr Hunks I have had all the rooms thor oughly Does old Hunks OAvn this building Certainly As I Avas saying Great Scott The only object I have In moving is to get out of one of old Hunks apartment houses I Avouldnt li e here rent free No thanks I can find my Avay out Avithout any assist ance Morning sir Chicago Tribune THE STRAWBERRY It Was First Cultivated by a Blind King of Hungary Where Eperies the picturesque Hun garian town is now surrounded by beautiful gardens and fruited fields there Avas at the time of King Behi II nothing but thick Avilderness Once this blind and unhappy sovereign aais traveling in his realm It Avas a hot sultry summer day and Avhile search ing for a shady spot in Avhich to rest he became lost Deadly tired in con sequence of his long Avandering he asked his attendants for a drink of AA ater They seated him on the soft green grass in the cool shade of big old trees and then the cavaliers sep arated to hunt for a refreshing spring MeaiiAvhile the king Avanted to find out more about his resting place and began to grope about him Avith his hands Tims lie discovered straAvber ries growing all about him says the NeAv York nerald He ate them so partly quenching his thirst he waited quietly for his gentlemen After a short time they returned some Avith empty cups some Avith pearly spring Avater The king then said to his attendants ILtA e the trees cut down around this place where my hands found the re freshing straAvberries Here shall rise a town AAiiose name shall be Eperies straAVberry in remembrance of this day for all time As the king commanded so it Avas The Avilderness was cleared and in its place is a toAvn Avhose arms carry the strawberry even today His Idea of Scoring At a country cricket match in Lan arkshire a local farmers boy Avas ap pointed scorer his duties being care fully explained to him The first in ning AA as not very productive of runs and soon came to an end and every one made a rush for the scorer Judge of their surprise however Avhen they found that not a single mark had been made in the carefully ruled book that had been provided When reproached in somewhat strong terms the boy Avas not in the least disconcerted but with tho most in genuous air in the Avorld said I Avas sae eeuterested in the sport that I quite forgot to mak the crosses But it disna matter that avcc laddie Avi the red face is the smartest runner among ye London Tit Bits Arms and the Tax There are sufficient people in Eng land and Scotland paying the annual tax imposed by the inland revenue up on the use of armorial bearings to pro duce a sum of 3o0000 each year The great bulk of this sum is paid by peo ple Avho care not an atom either about their family of their arms but pay the tax regularly simply because they have carriages or plate heraldically decorat ed The really old families of the realm however use armorial emblems for decoratiAe purposes to an extent almost Incredible in the eyes of those familiar with them only on note paper table silver and carriage panels A Curiosity Polite Shopman showing goods Here is something I Avould like to call your attention to madam It is the very latest thing out Mrs Rounder absently If theres anything out lat er than my husband Ill take it if only for a curiosity Strand Magazine A Fellow Feeling I dont believe said Mrs Henry Peck that I avouUI be afraid of a man eating tiger I dont believe youd need to Mria responded nen reck Hed recognize a kindred spirit nouston Post No Ballast Needed A dear old lady on reading that sev eral aerolites weighing five hundred weight each had fallen in the Ghazipur district of India remarked that these balloonists appeared to be astonishing ly heavy people Punch At the end of some generations races perish or degenerate in towns It Is necessary to renew them and It Is-al-ways the country which furnishes this renewal Rousseau M - rrjgF Tho State Fair to bo hold nt Lincoln Sopt 2 0 giveB promiso of being tho nmntnat Rtnto Fair over hold in Ne braska Secretary V K Mellor in forms us that the exhibita in all de partments are very honvy and promiso to exceed in magnitude those of last year which wns the record broakor heretofore Tho management have so cured Chas J Strobol and his airship which aro now making flights at tho Jamestown Exposition to mako daily flights at our Fair Tho stake racos have 128 horses nnmod in them as against f8 named last year and thiB feature of tho Fair is looked forward to with great anticipation by tho horso lovers Fully 25 per cent moro swino will bo exhibited this year than last and all tho live stock departments are receiving an abundanco of entries If no moro entries of County Collective Exhibits aro received from now on Agricultural hall will have- a finer exhibit than ever before Nebraska has the best agricultural exhibit shown at any Fair in tho Unitod States and such an exhibit is a credit to our state and worth going miles to see Tho Im plement section is oven greator than that of last year and a farmorcontemp Iatiug tho purchase of n pieco of mach inery will secure tho best of satisfaction by comparing the different kinds of tho samo machine all of which will bo shown by experts who can teach you tho points of superiority 4 on to xlt to to to to to to to to to to to to to The Security Abstract and Realty Company FOR LOANS AHD INSURANCE Fjirins Willi Lands ami 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