t J V s S Do You Want Gas I- MAilAAMAAft VVVVVVVVSWVVVSWVVVSAVVVVVSAAVSAVVVVVVV TTh IMlrC f ClfMC rAmnatiir Is a home company composed largely of business and professional men of McCook and it is the policy of the company to assure the 11IC lYllWUUK VJdS WUITipany pubic o iberal and courteous treatment and first class service SG CLfitl OllflltinfPP That the gas produced by our plant will be equal to any furnished in the largest cities and as the merits of gas are understood and recognized the world J VI CLl dllLv over we are not asking you to experiment with an untried commodity The lights will be of the best the cost will be light considering the quality and as a fuel for cooking purposes it is cheaper superior and far more convenient than gasoline lou cannot afford to and you will not be without it when you appreciate its advantages Our Plant Will be in Operation About September 15 And we are assured of a good list of customers for the opening but as it takes time to do so large amount of plumbing we urge the necessity of placing orders early so that the plumbers commence work at once Special rates on service connections will be allowed the first ioo signing contracts for gas ranges or for lights for business houses Place your order today VVH P S HEATON Manager MAIN LINE EAST DEPART i No C CoutralTimo 2 uY 10 MAIN LINE WEST DEPART H8R 9H0 P 518 A 715 a 100 p 710 p No 1 Mountain Timo 8 05 A M t 115S P M 5 Arrives 830 r M 11 M A M 15 1220 am imperial line No 176 arrives Mountuin Timo 55 P si No 17 depart 645 a Si SleopiuK dining nnd reclining chair cars seats free on through trains Tickets sold and baggage chocked to any point in the United States or Canada For information timo tablos maps and tick ets call on or write George Scott Agent Mc Cook Nobraska or L W Wakoley General Passenger Agent Omaha Nobraska RAILROAD NEWS ITEMS Pit No 214 was lined up this week No 2936 was over the drop pit this week W M Gardner Budigs helper quits Saturday Mrs H E MacKain went up to Ak ron Colo today on a visit Engine 1354 is in for general overhaul ing and 148 for light repairs Harve Snider pipeman has gone to Douglas Arizona to work The Burlingtons power has never been in such finofette as now No 721 has been given some new flues and fire box repairs this week Engineer M E Gates of Republican City was at headquarters Sunday H E Culbertson is developing into an amateur photographer of some ability Tom Getjings visited in Red Cloud and Guide Eock Sunday and Monday Mrs J P Crouse arrived home last night from a visit to her Seward home The company has eight engines here in the white lead for the fall freight rush S Heyd and Mr Langaman are new machinists this week Paul Mettin is a new helper Gary Dole has quit here and accepted a foremanship on the Missouri Pacific at Coffeyville Kas Mr and Mrs H E Eogers returned Wednesday from a short visit in Denver and the mountains Boilermaker Wolfe and bride of Sher idan Wyo were in the city first of the week on their way to Buffalo N Y on a visit Mrs Joseph Hegenberger Maude and Mabel arrived home Wednesday night from visiting in Iowa points and at Col umbus this state Engineer William Wood has had his West McCook residence completely overhauled and repaired to the extent of making that comfortable home now almost new in appearance and one of the best homes in that part of the city Machine Shop Foreman John D Young of llavelock was in McCook Tuesday and Wednesday on company business and while here formed the ac quaintance of Machine Shop Foreman John D Young of this city Thats the long and the short of it BOX ELDER Mrs Gertie Wray is visiting Mrs G N Henderson near Perry J A Kerr will preach to the children next Sunday morning Everybody in vited Mrs F G Lytle is entertaining a couple of her sisters one from Iowa the other from Alma Neb All ladies appreciate suggestions for receipts patterns and formulas by other ladies because the ideas are practical The Weekly Inter Ocean prints seven columns of such information each week Ttiis paper is 100 a year but subscrib ing through the Tribune the two papers will cost only SlOb Prompt service in draying secured by s v calling up phone 199 JUNIOR NORMAL SCHOOL NOTES Eov Luthor P Ludden secretary of the state board of education an ac complished and popular speaker will be at McCook next Friday August 2 and address the Junior Normal School grad uating class The public is cordially invited to attend this exercise which will bo held at the Congregational church Supt J L McBrien will be in Mc Cook next Monday July 29 and speak to the normal students at chapel in the morning In the afternoon at 230 ho will deliver an address at the Congrega tional church the occasion being the graduation of the eighth grade from the rural schools of this county Miss Charlotte Templeton of Lincoln secretary of the state library commission spent all day Tuesday at the Junior Normal School delivering a helpful talk at the chapel hour on the general theme of books and their use and how to provide them During the afternoon Miss Templeton met groups of teachers and discussed with them the best means of promoting library work in their dis tricts Her presence was an inspiration Senator C H Aldrich of David City delivered a stirring address to the teachers of the normal school in the east ward assembly room Wednesday night on the subject The Twentieth Century Eepublic Senator Aldrich is a prominent attorney of Butler county and represented his district in the senate most creditably last winter where he was an advocate and exponent of many of the important measures which later became laws Senator Aldrichs lecture was one of the best so far given At the close the following resolutions were presented and unanimously adopt ed Eesolved That we the members of the McCook Junior Normal School extend our hearty thanks to Senator C H Aldrich for his able and inspiring address on The Twentieth Century Eepublic The music program last Friday a regular feature much enjoyed by the teachers consisted of school songs and special numbers by Miss Euth Wiehe Mrs W B Mills and Mrs C W Mc Michael of Arapahoe who on that day was visiting the school and her husband who is one of the instructors Mrs Margaret E West superin tendent of Hayes county was down from Hayes Center Tuesday on official business at the junior normal school E J Hoenshel the author of the English grammars of that name now representing a Chicago book publishing house was a normal visitor Thursday A conference of county superinten dents and instructors was held Tuesday for the purpose of arranging the work and daily program for the union in stitute which begins next Monday The following additional enrollments were made this week Anna Sanders Palisade Grace Sey dell Palisade Euby Siglinger Beverly Amy Capp Akron Colo Lillie Burton Wray Colo Mattie Dougherty Mc Cook Total enrollment is now 152 Mrs C W McMichael came up from Arapahoe last Friday morning to spend the day visiting friends at the Normal School Accompanied by her husband who is one of the instructors she re turned home the same evening State examinations for county certifi cates were held all day Friday and Saturday Special examinations for county certificates will be held next Friday and Saturday August 2 and 3 at the Junior Normal School One of the very best lectures yet given before the students at the normal was delivered by Instructor It W Cole bank Thursday at the morning chapel hour Mr Colebank delightfully de picted various characteristics of Eob ert Burns and read from his poems Several Scotch songs were sung as a yatt m tuu CAuruiau i tyafge Those having rooms or board or both for teachers coming in next week to at tend the union institute will confer a favor upon the junior normal manage ment by advising what accomadations aro available and the rate charged Mrs Lugar of Hayes Center visited her daughter a student of the normal Tuesday The Junior Normal School proper comes to a close to day Four of the instructors terminate their services while three will bo retained to servo during the union institute next week Miss Julia Bednar will go to her homo at Prague Supt A F Gulliver will visit the home folks at Aurora Supt L W Colebank will return to Curtis while Supt C W McMichael will pre pare to remove his family from Arapahoe to Holdrego which is to b e their new home Mrs Sarah Brindley will arrive to morrow and assume the direction of primary work in the institute next week Governor George L Sheldon will be in McCook Monday next having ar ranged to come with State Supt J L McBrien who iB scheduled for an ad dress at the eighth grade graduation exercises here at that time The gov ernor will speak at the Junior Normal at the chapel hour and also give a short talk at the graduation exercises Challenge rrom C R Woodworm Co C E Woodworth Co are seeking the worst case of dyspepsia or constipa tion in McCook or vicinity to test Dr Howards new specific for the cure of those diseases So confident are they that this re markable medicine will effect a lasting cure in a short time that they offer to refund the money should it not be suc cessful In order to secure the quickest pos sible introduction C E Woodworth Co will sell a regular 50 cent package of this medicine at half price 25 cents This specific of Dr Howards will cure sick headache dizzy feelings con stipation dyspepsia and all forms of malaria and liver trouble It will regulate the bowels tone up the whole intestinal tract give you an appetite make food taste good and di gest well and increase vigor Joy and happiness will take the piece of that dont care if I live or die feeling Take advantage of C E Woodworth Cos challenge and secure a bottle of Dr Howards specific at half price with their personal guarantee to refund your money if it does not help you There is no need of suffering with con stipation dyspepsia or liver disease when you can get sixty doses of a scien tific medicine for their cure like Dr Howards specific for the small sum of 25 cents Why He Didnt Smile A certain well known humorist re cently attended a banquet at which he was seated beside a man who seem ed to have almost a mania for story telling He began with the oysters and had at least one story for each course clear down to the Roquefort The humorist listened in patience but did not smile or make any comment Finally the story teller noticed the fact that he was not eliciting any ex pressions of mirth and being one who was not at all afflicted with diffidence he asked Say old man whats the matter with my stories anyhow You havent cracked a smile over any of them If I havent seemed to appreciate your stories you will have to blame my modesty Your modesty Theres nothing about any of the stories Ive told that ought to interfere with anybodys mod esty At least I supposed they were clean If theres a double meaning In any of them please tell me Theres nothing at all the matter with them Theyre good clean sto ries Nevertheless my modesty forbids me to laugh at them I wrote them Chicago Record Herald Office supplies at the Teibdnb office FOR SALE FOR RENT ETC Foit Sale Now single buggy In quire of W F Pate Foit Sale Eesidenco 806 Madison street Bargain Inquire of F W Bos worth owner For Sale Cheap About 1500 feet inch iron pipe second band Inquire of J E Pence Chief of Police For Kent A cosy new 5 room cot tage Seo or write O N Eector 7 2ts For Eent Furnished room for gen tlemen Four blocks east of P O on Monmouth St Mrs O J Watson Wanted Experienced housekeeper L W McConnell Lost A gold neck chain with cross charm Finder will be rewarded by leaving same at this office Lost A pi u from shirt waist set pol ished gold engraved initials S E G Eeward Leave at Tribune office It Personal The young man wearing panama hat and light flannel suit who was eating Heavenly Hash at Wood worths soda fountain Saturday even ing would like to meet blonde young lady who came in and bought Mar guerite perfume Scotland Prior to the year 258 which witness ed its Invasion by the Scot a tribe who inhabited the northern portions of the country now known as Ireland Scotland bore the name of Caledonia literally the hilly country of the Caels or Gaels The word cael or gael Is a corruption of Gadhel signifying in the native tongue a hidden rover while Scot derived from the native scuite means practically the same thing I e a wanderer The Caledonians were the Inhabitants of the highlands the ter mination dun expressing the Celtic for hill fort stronghold The Scots were the Invaders from Scotia who appro priated the Hebrides and western Is lands whereas the Iowlanders were the Plcts so called from their descrip tion by the Romans plcti painted men Names and Their Meaning Nero and His Voice In an interesting paper M Moure and M Bouyer relate the extraordinary care which the Emperor Nero took of his voice At night Nero lay on his back with a thin plate of lead on his stomach He abstained from fruits and all dishes which could hurt his voice In order not to damage the purity of its sound he ceased haran guing the soldiers and the senate He attached to his service an officer spe cially deputed to take care of his voice He talked only in the presence of this singular official who warned him when he spoke too loudly or forced his voice and if the emperor carried away by some sudden fit of passion did not lis ten to his remonstrances it was his duty to stop his mouth with a napkin Modern Medicine Bananas Bananas says an authority are by millions of people eaten green or ripe raw or cooked are served in all ways in which apples grains and po tatoes are used and are palatable healthful and nutritious In every way in which they are prepared They make excellent bread cakes and pies puddings confectionery and coffee sub stitutes yield brandy beer vinegar sugar oil and fibers They are bought as a luxury by millions who may use them as a staple food Yet they may be grown profitably in a small area only Therefore banana culture affords a perfectly safe and gainful use of time and money A Cold Turndown Bridget Mssv Housekeep called down to her servant I see Mrs Gad dls eomlng across the street Run out nndtnra that door mat upside down Which ono maam V asked Bridget The one that has Welcome on It Philadelphia Ledger will Ha A f v tow w K hi til m r z grs - fIV 3I5B0 wuy R F D Nol Lightning killed a colt for Frank Du dek last week Fred Egart of Wisconsin was a guest of W P Broomfield and family on last Friday Alpha Warfield has sold his thresher engine and delivered the same to the purchaser at Culbertson last Saturday There will be ice cream and cake served at the school house in Dist 31 known as Pickens school house on Aug 3 Proceeds are for song books BeewsrwwwwrsRisatLr W i - rf fa 1 V jlK A - JO wuftowi yew - v A Ci s sun r y may The McCook Gas Co t IBB pgjJjH Time Card McCook Neb ffosiTjJr L M I v rw 0rfn7 ro7 fe s U Y MR 5WELL MR SWELL DUELER INDEED HE 15 NOT GOING AWAY WITHOUT A NEW SUIT WHY SHOULD HE WHEN HE CAN COME TO VS AND GET A JUIT ALREADY To SLIDE RIGHT ON HOW MUCH DID IT CO 5T HIM WHY FOR 1500 HE GOT A DEAD JWELL UIT TO WEAR DURING HI 5 VACATION THAT S WHY MR WELL DREoER AND HIS FRIENDS WHEN THEY WANT A NEW JUIT GO TO C L DeGROFF Cl THE TRIBUNE Office for Office Supplies NOTICE NOTICE In addition to my shoe department I have ob tained an expert shoemaker and will do all kinds of shoe repairing as well as shoes made to order Clothing Shoes- SIMONS attjsrrw rrF j - 99 and other things needed by the Sun day School Everybody cordially in vited Threshing has been in progress on the south side this week The reported yield from the machines is from 16 to 22l bushels per acre Miss Ina Shamel has come into fame on the south side for having killed a forty pound badger with a 22 calibre rifle at one shot recently Engine 318 is out of the back shop Also the 1371