K f Mtfatk fifow I iwiiiiiii nji By F M KIMMELL Largest Circulation in Red Willow Co Subscription 1 a Year in Advance Announcement I hereby announce mysolf a candi date for tho office of judgo of the fourteenth judicial district of Nebraska on the republican ticket subject to tho decision of tho republican primary elec tion to bo hold September 1 1907 CUAKLKS E ElDREI McCook Nebraska Announcement I hereby announce to the Republicans of Red Willow County that I shall be a candidate for tho oflico of county treas urer on tho Republican ticket at tho primary elections to be held on Tuesday Septombor 3 1907 I have had twenty thrco years of an active business ex perience in storo and bank and feel confident that I can handle tho affairs of tho office with credit to myself and tho Republican party Respectfully A L Cochuan Bartloy Neb District Judge I hereby announce myself as a candi date for renominntion as judge of the Fourteenth judicial district of Nebras ka on the Republican ticket subject to tho decision of the Republican primaries to bo hold Sept 3 1907 Rohkrt C Onn I M Beardsleo candidate for county treasurer solicits tho support of tho elec tors in tho Republican primaries For County Judge I heroby announce myself a candidate for ro election to tho office of County Judge on tho Republican ticket With a high appreciation of the splendid vote given mo two years ago and with a purpose to rendor the best sorvico posi blo if re elected I respectfully request tho consideration of all Republicans at the coming Primary Election J C Moore Tyrone Precinct June 19th 1907 Announcement I hereby announce myself a candidate for the office of county assessor of Red Willow county Nebr on the republican ticket subject to the decision of repub lican primary election to be held Tues day Sept 3rd 1907 I have had 7 years experience as an assessor and deputy T A Endlsey Red Willow Precinct Temporarily in Valley Grange Jnne 6th 1907 Announcement I hereby announce to the Republicans of Red Willow county that I shall be a candidate for the office of County Clerk on the Republican ticket at the Prim ary Election to be held on Tuesday September 3 1907 I respectfully ask the consideration of the Republican electors of tho county Stuart B McLean McCook Neb April 26 1907 Announcement I respectfully announce that I will be a candidate for the office of Clerk of the District Court of Red Wil low county on the Republican ticket subject to the decision of the Repub lican Primaries to be held on Tuesday September 3 1907 Chester A Rodgers Valley Grange Prect April 26 1907 Announcement I respectfully announce that I will be a candidate for the office county treasurer of Red Willow county on the republican ticket at the primary election Tuesday September 3 1907 If elected will give up present occupa tion and personally attend to the duties of the office Justin A Wilcox McCook Nebraska May 2 1907 Announcement I wish to announce to the Republican voters of this county thatl shall bo a candidate for the Republican nomina tion for County ClerK at the Primary Election on Tuesday Septembsr 3rd 1907 and that I would like to have all fair minded Republican voters who be lieve in good clean business like service rom their public servants and who want men that are absolutely free from all boss or ring rule free from all machine or corporation influence to consider my candidacy Respectfully Chas Skalla Indianola Neb April 26 1907 Announcement I hereby announce to the Republicans of Red Willow County that I shall be a candidate for the office of County Trea surer on the Republican ticket subject to the decision of the Republican Prim ary Election to be held Tuesday Sept 3rd 1907 For the past twelve years I have been engaged in practical book keeping and commercial business and feel confident that I can handle with credit all business entrusted to the office I respectfully ask your duo con sideration Clifford Naden Danbury Neb May 6th 1907 1 About the thinnest thlng in the world is the film of a coup bubble It would jtake about 5000000 of them to meas ure one inch fit - y itri m - -- - - -- i M0 YEMEN lb 0b HIE PEOPLE Howard Hegkman was a Sunday vis itor at Stratton A S Ennib moved into tho Fuller residence this week Sam Pickard was up from Platts mouth part of tho week Myrtle Wayson is visiting in Strat ton going up on Monday Mrs M L Stultz is visiting her daughter Mrs A R Scott Miss Ethel BALLANCEof Plattsmouth is a guest of Mrs II II Tartsch F S Wilcox has gone to Neosho Mo to visit a brother a few weeks Mrs J L Davis of Arapahoe is visit ing her daughter Mrs E R Earle Mrs Hall and Miss Ruth have been guests of Mrs Frank Rank since laBt week Mrs M G Simpson of Nodaway Iowa is a guest of her daughter Mrs A G Brown Mrs C E Benedict of Curtis has been a guest of her sisters here the past week or so Mr and Mrs William Weiden hamer arrived home Tuesday night from their Donver visit Mrs Stella Allen and daughter arrived home Monday evening from a visit to Wauneta friends Mrs G W Trimpey and Mrs G C Gessleman aad children of Culbertson were McCook visitors Monday Mrs T II Brittain has been down from Haigler for a week or two visit ing friends in city and south side Mr and Mrs L H Lindemann have been taking in the joys of the Chautauqua at Hastings this week Miss Ada Hammond who has been with Mrs Hugh Brown in Hastings for some time arrived home Monday Miss Sadie Coyle of the postoffice force is enjoying a weeks vacation with tho family up in Colemen precinct Mr and Mrs Frank Rolfe and daughter arrived home Sunday morn ing on No 2 from a short visit in Colo rado Mrs Matella Gordon left early in the week for Colorado to be absent a number of weeks in diiferent parts of the state Mrs Dr McKechnie of Holdrege who has been a guest of Mrs C M Bailey returned to her home last Fri day night Oliver Jeffries was np from Hast ings first of the week being called here by the death of his sister Mrs Jacob Long Miss Emma Gaarder is a member of the clerical force in Clapps Miss Phillipi is a new member of McAdams force of clerks Barney Hofer is entertaining his sister Miss Emma from Beardstown Illinois who will make a protracted stay for her health Mrs C L DeGroff and Weller re turned to the city Sunday morning from their short stay in their former home Nebraska City Mrs W N Cratty arrived home this morning from Denver where she was recently called by the death of her brother Dr Bertelotte Walter McCarty arrived home early in the week from Juniata where he was called last week by the illness and death of his father B F Olcott went down to Kansas City Mo first of last week to take treatment in a sanitarium in that city Ben Jr accompanied him Guy Battershall who has been attending the Wesleyan university during the past term is spending a few weeks in city and vicinity Mrs M B Carman and Dorothy left for Denver early in the week and will visit there and at other Colorado points until about the first of September E E DeLongs new home on North Manchester is rapidly nearing complet ion He will have a modem home and one of the best in that part of town Mrs I M Beardslee is visiting her daughter Mrs W A Dolan in Indian ola this week Mr B went down on Wednesday morning to remain a few days Mrs D G Killen and daughter of Adams Nebraska have been visiting her sister Mrs Barney Hofer Thoy went up to Wauneta Monday on a visit to her parents Rev C J Pope V2 r A- - lWWliWil HI I I secretary of the Baptist state convention occupied the Baptist pulpit of our city last Sunday preaching morning and evening to ap preciative audiences Mrs S Rumley and daughter Miss Dott relatives of Mrs C B Rowell ar rived Wednesday night from Leon la and will remain indefinitely hoping to improve the daughters health W H Ferguson of Lincoln has been in the city part of the week looking after his large and varied interests atfd concerns in this section of Nebraska He drove his Olds while here Miss Stelca Fuller and Miss Gert rude Morrissey departed Tuesday on No 11 for Sheridan Wyoming on a visit of several weeks Miss Ethel Morrissey was a passenger on the same train for Deadwood S D to gpend some weeks with a sister of the dis patcher A LESSON IN LAW Several Things tho Philadelphia Drum mer Didnt Know Most of us think wo know the law pretty well said the Philadelphia drummer but I had a little experi ence to show me that there are sev eral things In the statute books that I dont know I was In a New Eng land town and dropped Into a barber shop to get shaved There was only ono barber and he didnt look as if he knew putty He turned out to be a pretty good shaver however and as I had had n drink just before entering the shop I fell asleep in the chair I slept for half an hour and when I awoke he was through with me The first thing I missed on getting out of the chair was my roll of money next my watch next my overcoat next and lastly my scarfpln I went for that barber for all I was worth but he denied robbing me and his face wore a Emllo Then I got a gait on me and went to a lawyers office Can you prove by a credible wit ness that you had 90 In cash when you entered the barber shop he asked I couldnt Can you prove that your watch was taken In the shop instead of be ing lost on the street I couldnt Are you sure that you had your pin on as you opened the door to enter I wasnt As to your overcoat continued the lawyer have you a bill of sale of It or was any one with you when you bought it Iu other words can you swear to the ownership in law of any particular overcoat I couldnt Then I can do nothing- for you he said and I went to a second lawyer to be told the same thing I had left tho shop without paying for my shave and I was even told that the barber could arrest me for beating him out of 15 cents and have me fined 5 I believe I can quote Shakespeare cor rectly and distinguish between tea and sugar but when it comes down to the law I am not in it Its too kinky Rochester Democrat and Chronicle A PRIVATE DENTIST One Luxury Thi3 Man Will Have When He Gets Rich If ever I get really rich said the man with a toothache I shall have a private dentist What do I want of a private dentist Well Ill tell you Its bad enough anyway to suffer from your teeth but to me this suffer ing is made doubly distressing by the circumstances attendant upon my visit to the dentists office I arrive there to find the dentist working away upon the teeth of some patient In his chair and that always sort of disturbs me to find somebody else being worked over and cared for while I wait In distress I think I am entitled to all the care and sympathy And maybe I find somebody else wait ing perhaps a friend of the person In the chair or somebody waiting his turn come ahead of time and that disturbs me for I like io wait with my pain in solitude But the dentist gets through with the patient in the chair on time for me and I take my place under his hands And I dont doubt that I get his con centrated and complete attention and skill while he Is operating upon me but I cant get away from the idea that he is working as rapidly as he can so as to be ready for the next patient And then with all my pain I cant forget either that person in the waiting room waiting his turn after me and waiting without a particle of sympa thy for me and in fact rather Impa tient of my presence and thinking of himself alone This is rather wounding to my self esteem In fact however I regard it a visit to the dentists office Is always a jar ring experience My dentist is a man of the highest professional skill and as I said I am sure I get his best care but still all these familiar things that I have mentioned to you jar me and I would avoid them all if I could So when I get real rich I shall certainly have a private dentist Washington Post Samuel Warrens Vanity The vanity of Samuel Warren the author of Ten Thousand a Year in his early years of authorship at least was remarkable and there is a story told of him to the effect that on one occasion at a friends house he had to take down to dinner a lady whom he had not met before and as soon as they were seated at table asked her if she had ever heard of Samuel Warren Oh certainly was the reply My husband prefers Warrens blacking to any other We always use it West minster Gazette Choice of Evils Well old man said Sinnickson aft er the performance I certainly was surprised to see you in private the atricals Yes replied Brightly but you see if I didnt appear on the stage Id probably have to sit in the audi ence and be bored to death Phila delphia Press Mother of Invention Talk about necessity being the mother of invention No such thing I assure you Accident is the mother of Invention in ninety nine cases out of a hundred Reader Magazine A Rude Little Girl Maiden Aunt reading In heaven there Is no marrying or giving In mar riage Small Mazle It must seem like heaven to you here on earth doesnt it auntie -Chicago News What la bred in the bone will never tome Aut of th flesh Pilpay - BROILING If the fire should be too hot sprinkle salt over It Birds and other things which need to be halved should be broiled inside first Always grease the gridiron well and have It hot before the meat is placed on it Never put your fork in the lean part of meat on the gridiron as it allows the juice to escape Fish should be buttered and sprin kled with flour which will prevent the skin from adhering to the gridiron Remember that a hot clear fire Is necessary for broiling all small arti cles They should be turned often to be cooked evenly without being burned Cover the gridiron with a tin pan or a baking pan The sooner the meat Is cooked without burning the better The pan holds the heat and often pre vents a stray lino of smoke from touching the meat Philadelphia Ledg er Paying Through the Nose Paying through the nose Is to be Indirectly swindled in a transaction or to pay an exorbitant price for a thing In consideration of long credit A variant Is to lie bored through the nose bored here having the mean ing of cheated deceived At this Instant he bores me with some trick Henry VIII I i 128 One that hath gulled you that hath bored you sir Ufo of T Cromwell 1602 II II 103 And Howell in his Instruction For Forren Travell 1050 page 59 had known divers Dutch gentlemen grosly guld by this cheat the selling of forged manuscripts to young travelers in Italy and som English bord also through the nose this way by paying excessive prices for them Notes and Queries Oldest of British Sports Hawking is the oldest of all British sports To the uninitiated the most marvelous feature of hawking iaVthe manner in which the hawks them selves naturally the wildest and wari est of the feathered tribe have been trained to surrender voluntarily their liberty and return literally like avbolt from the blue in obedience to thevwlll of tho falconer This Indeed seems the more remarkable when one learns that the best birds are those which have attained maturity in a wild state London Ladles Field Circus Folks Most Moral Notwithstanding the absence of the artificial safeguards that a convention al society has ordained circus perform ers are as a class the most moral folk on the face of the earth An old circus man expressed tho fact In this way For 200 years there has not been a domestic scandal nor a divorce among us when both husband and wife were from recognized circus families In ev ery case where there has been a scan dal either one or the other has been an outsider Everybodys Magazine Wanted a Better One Patient When youre ill doctor do you treat yourself No I call in one of my colleagues Then cant I call in one of them ha nno that cured xou Kurirer No How watered Now Is Your Farm For Acres cultivated Grass- Rooms -When built When built -Granary s Orchard Number trees Your Chance TO SAVE MORE MONEY Our clearance sale just closed proved a great success and now you will have an unprecedented opportunity of securing Waist Patterns Dress Patterns suitable 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