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Tells a Story of Awful Suffering and
Wonderful Relief
Mrs J B Johnson of C03 West
Hickman street Columbia Mo says
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Following an oper
ation two years ago
dropsy set In and
my left side was so
swollen the doctor
said he would have
to tap out tho water
There was constant
pain and a gurgling
sensation around my
heart and I could
not raise my arm
The kidney action
was disordered and passages of the se
cretions too frequent On the advice
of my husband I began using Doans
Kidney Pills Since using two boxes
ray trouble has not reappeared This
Is wonderful after suffering two
years
Sold by all dealers 50 cents a box
Fo3tcr Milburn Co Buffalo N Y
Revenge as contemplated may be
sweet but It is always more or less
bitter when realized
Smokers appreciate the quality value of
lcvis Single Hinder cijjar Your dealer
or Lewis Factory Peoria 111
The man of many parts seldom
parts his name in the middle
Sir Winston b SooiUlnjy Syrop
Tor children teeth ink cotenx the kuids reducri In
Cramlon Ellajrs pain cures n lad colic 3e a bottls
Self made men dont always niako
themselves agreeable
INSOMNIA CURED
Dr Williams Pinlc Pills Restored
Wrecked fJerves to Normal Con
dition nnd Good Health Followed
Tho sufferer from sleeplessness too of
ten resorts to habit forming drugs in
order to secure tho coveted rest But
bleep obtained ly Hie use of opiate sis
nob refreshing and the benefit is but
temporary at best
Mrs H A Fletcher of 59 Blortget
street Manchester N II is living evi
dence of the truth of this slatemcufe
She says I received ji shock of an
npoploctic character It vyus fo severe
that tho sight of my right eye was af
fected causing mo to see objects double
I was confined to my bed about four
weeks at ouo time being told by the doc
tor that I could not get well When I
could leave my bed I wis in such a ner
vous state that I conld nob sleepafcnight
I would get up and sit on a chair until
completely tired out and then go back to
bed and sleep from exhaustion
I had been under the doctors caro
for sis weeks when my sister Mrs
Lovelnnd of Everett persuaded me to
try Dr Williams Pinlc Pills for Palo
People I began taking the pills with
the result that I soon experienced relief
Oho night soon after taking them I lay
arako only a short time and the next
tiiglit I rested well From that timo I
slept well every night and soon gob well
and strong I havo recommended Dr
Williams Pink of times
and my niece has taken them for weak
nerves and poor blood and found them
very beneficial
Dr Williams Pink Pills have cured
many severe nervous troubles headache
neuralgia nnd c ciaticaaswell as diseases
of tho bloodsnch asanamna rheumatism
pale and sallow complexions and many
forms of weakness All druggists sell
Dr Williams Pink Pills or they will bo
fceufcby mail postpaid op receipt of price
DO cents per box six boxes for 050 by
the Dr Williams Medicine Company
Schenectady N Y
NOT YOUr HEART I
If you think you have heart dis
ease you are only one of a countless
number that are deceived by indi
gestion into believing the heart is
affected
Lanes Family
Medicine
the tonic laxative will get your
stomach back into good condition
and then the chances are ten to one
that you will have no more
toms of heart disease
Sold by all dealers at 25c and 50c
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Positively cared by
these tittle Fills
They also relieve Dis
tress from Dyspepsia In
digestion ana Too nearly
Eating- A perfect rem
edy torDIzzIness Nausea
Drowsiness Baa Taste
In the Mouth Coated
Tongue Pain In the Side
TORPID IIVER They
regulate the Bowels Purely Vegetable
SMALL PILL SMALL POSE SHALLPR1GE
Genuroo Must Bear
Fac Simile Signature
REFUSE SUBSTITUTES
FAMOUS CLUB GONE
hamberlins restaurant is
now bOt a memory
Dining Place in Washington Once the
ftesort of the Leading Men of
the Nation Turned Into
Business Building
Chamherlins cluh How the name
brings up memories of Washingtons
past What a line o great men pass
in review who have in days gone by
stretched their legs under the ma
hogany of that since famous hostelry
Statesmen capitalists hankers dip
lomats literary and dramatic celeb
rities wits and bon vivants men of
all the higher ranks and grades of
life including even presidents and
princes who during the more than
socrc of years in which John Cham
herlin maintained his famous club
house were glad to meet and partake
of the many creature comforts for
which the place had a world wide rep
utation
Then too there are stories of many
high wagers and exciting episodes
which were a part of the history of
the place Possibly too many pieces
of important legislation could lay
claim to having been successfully en
gineered through the overpowering
achievements of the noted chef of
tho establishment
In the days of its popularity it
was the proud boast of many well
known men that they had dined at
Chamherlins and visitors were
corto
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the place and introduced
with all the dignity that befitted a
rendezvous much frequented by the
greatest of the land
Even before becoming the head
quarters of this famous restauranteur
the house hart a leputation of being
one of the finest residences in the
city having been occupied for a
number of years by Fernando Wood
one time mayor of New York and
who served several terms in tho low
er house of congress beginning short
ly after the close or the civil war
On the opposite corner Hamilton
Fish secretary of slate in President
Grants cabinet resided while in the
row of which this house is part Gov
Swan of Maryland Gen Van Vliet of
the army and Gen Tecumseh Sher
man were near neighbors
But the unceasing march of busi
ness has reached up to that locality
and plans are now being made to re
model the building and convert it
into a building for office purposes for
which there is believed to be a good
demand as the financial center is
so rapidly moving that way
In a few more weeks Chamherlins
will be but a memory and the walls
which once echoed with the voices
of tho greatest of tho land will hear
only the click of the typewriter and
the grinding wheels of the Juggernaut
car of business
FATHER WAS OFTEN DEAD
Ixcuse Offered for Young Stenog
rapher of a Senate Committee
In the service of a certain commit
tee of the senate the chairman of
which is a southern senator is a
certain capable young stenographer
and typewriter in addition to the
clerk of the committee
One day the chairman missing the
very capable stenographer inquired
of the clerk where he was
He is not here to day sir re
sponded the clerk His father is
dead
Some days later the chairman again
asked for the missing employe only
to receive the same reply from the
clerk
He is no here to day sir His fa
ther is dead
The chairman said nothing but
looked very interested
A full week thereafter the head of
the committee for the third time in
quired as to the whereabouts of the
stenographer In reply the clerk be
gan the usual announcement
He is not here to day sir His
Will you kindly advise- me inter
rupted the chairman with alarming
suavity whether that joung man in
tends to stay away from his duties all
the time his father is dead Harp
ers Weekly
Embassies at Washington
Thirty seven nations now maintain
diplomatic relations with the United
States nine of them supporting em
bassies which differ from the more
general legations in the rank of
their chief ambassadors being the
personal representative of his sov
ereign or president a minister at the
head of a legation the representative
only of the nation by which he is
accredited and not that nations
ruler
Great Britain France German
Austria Hungary Russia and Italy
have long been represented by ambas
sadors usually men of rank and title
while more recent additions have
been Mexico Brazil and Japan the
latter having only taken on this dig
nity a few months ago when the Vis
count Siuzo Aoki succeeded the ac
complished Mr Takahira whose
great work in his countrys welfare
has been rewarded by an important
post in Tokio
Stenographers Rapid Rise
W Morgan Sinister the young
Washington lawyer who has been ap
pointed by the president a member of
the Philippine commission is just
past 29 years of age His appoint
ment carries with it a salary of 15
000 Mr Shuster was formerly
stenographer in one of the depart
ments in Washington
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USING DEPARTMENT PHONES
A Business Man Thinks the Rule Is
Too Rigidly Observed
It strikes mo that in some of the
departments they arc enforcing the
no telephoning rule a trillc too rigid
ly said a Washington business man
to a reporter
I had occasion to telephone down
to the postoffice department the other
day on business regarding the inter
ests of a surety company in which I
am interested and which goes on the
bonds or a large class of the employes
in the postal service
This is of course strictly official
business and there was nothing per
sonal about it One of the clients of
the company in a western state wrote
us that there was some trouble with
his bond and as we are the Washing
ton representatives it was our duty to
communicate with the department and
ascertain the facts But when I en
deavored to get telephonic connection
with the division where this business
is transacted and I could have ob
tained the necessary information no
where else in tho department I was
informed that it was against the rules
to make such a connection although
1 expressly stated the nature of my
business
In consequence 1 had to leave my
office and make the trip to this division
on foot and I wasted an hour where
live minutes time or less over the
telephone would have cleared the mat
ter up
While I am aware that perhaps the
telephone service by clerks and their
friends outside of the departments
has been abused and because thereof
the general rule against these con
nections has been promulgated I fail
to see why the government cannot
when necessary be communicated
with by telephone through its official
representatives when business men or
others have official business therewith
just the same as a business house It
is certainly an unnecessary waste of
time to require persons having busi
ness thus easily settled in such in
stances to make personal journeys to
the departments where it is trans
acted Questions the answers to
which do not require long research on
the part of the clerks can be an
swered just as readily oer the tele
phone as in the personal presence of
the business man at the department
and I think in such instances as I am
referring to the rule is contracted to
unnecessary limits
DEMAND FOR OLD PRINTS
Are Imported in Vast Quantities
Trick of Washington Dealer
Old prints are now a very fash
ionable decoration and the real thing
is almost impossible to obtain But
as demand invariably breeds supply
the industry of manufacturing old
prints while you wait has taken its
place with the manufacture of other
sorts of antiques This is an infant
industry not properly protected in
this country and the result is that
the manufacture flourishes abroad
and the prints are imported in vast
quantities They are very good pieces
of work too for those who like that
o t of decoration thouali the draw
ing and the coloring are by no means
up to the standard of modern realism
One of the curious happenings of
the custom house that brought out
some of the facts connected with this
industry occurred recently when one
of the dealers in Washington under
took to import a large collection of
old prints for sale They were good
enough to have gotten by the cus
toms collector as the real thing The
paper was old in texture and care
fully discolored and tho pictures
were as ungainly in drawing and un
certain in coloring as the most exact
ing amateur critic could have desired
The dealer in order to impart a color
of realism to the proceeding under
took to import them as genuine an
tiques But he found when it came
to settling the bill that the tariff
jvould be several times as heavy were
they listed as genuine as it would be
on modern works So he fessed
up and not only admitted that the
old prints were thoroughly modern
but produced the documents to
prove
Whether he will be as frank with
his customers as he was with the cus
toms will be a matter for future de
termination But it is an interesting
revelation to find that such clever
taking can be done in this line
Troubles of Weather Bureau
Willlis L Moore chief of the weath
er bureau in Washington said at a
banquet In the past tho weather
forecaster would often be a good deal
embarrassed He would start out on
a picnic or an excursion his wife in
her palest and most delicate gown lie
without an umbrella and though he
had prophesied in all the papers- 24
hours of perfect weather they would
both as like as not come home
drenched Embarrassment truly
Like the position of the cross eyed
gentleman at the bail This gen
tleman said with a bow May I
have the honor of this waltz And
three ladies seated side by side rose
simultaneously With pleasure they
said
Back from First Vacation
Rev Dr A D Mayo has just re
turned to Washington D C from a
summer vacation in New England the
first real vacation he has taken in
the 25 years which he has now de
voted to his ministry of education in
the south He will be S4 on the last
day of January next and he has spent
CI of these years in professional and
public life
Carpets can he colored on the floor with
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES AsLyour
druggist 10c per package
Today Germany furnishes flve
sixths of the dyes used in tho world
Lewis Single Binder the famous
f traight 5c cigar always bct - quality
Your dealer or Lewis Factory Peoria 111
Worldly fame is but a breath of
wind that blows now thi3 way and
now that and changes name as ft
changes direction Danto
The greatest cause of worry on
ironing day can be removed by using
Defiance Starch which will not stick
to the iron Sold everywhere 1G oz
for 10c
Japanese Patent Medicines
Tho Japanese having discovered the
possibilities of profit in patent medi
cines are extending their markets for
them in China Korea and the south
sea islands
Starch like everything else is be
ing constantly improved the patent
Starches put on the market 25 years
ago are very different and inferior to
those of the present day In the lat
est discovery Defiance Starch all in
jurious chemicals are omitted while
the addition of another ingredient in
vented by U3 gives to the Starch a
strength and smoothness never ap
proached by other brands
Much Dead Mail Matter
More than 11000000 pieces of mall
went astray in the Uunited States last
year because they were not directed
even well enough for the experts to
decipher the names and addresses
Millions of this immense total went to
the Dead Letter Office where a lot of
it was opened the addresses of the
writers ascertained and tho letters or
packages returned But in a great
many cases the writers address is
never found and tho letter is really
dead
A Well Known Remedy
One of the oldest safest and most
favorably known remedies in tho
world to day is Brandreths Pills a
blood purifier and laxative Being
purely vegetable they can he used by
old or young with perfect safety and
while other remedies require increased
doses and finally cease acting alto
gether with Brandreths Pills the
same dose always has the same effect
no matter how long they are taken
One or two pills taken each night for
a while is the best thing known for
any one troubled with constipation In
digestion dyspepsia or any trouble
arising from impurity of the blood
Brandreths Pills have been in use
for over a century and are for sale
everywhere plain or sugar coated
What you do for an ungrateful man
Is thrown away Latin saying
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Fearful Pains
SUGGESTIONS HOW WOMEN MAY FIND
RELIEF
While no woman is en tirciy free from
periodical suffering it does not seem to
be tho plan of nature that women
should suffer so severely This is a
severe strain on a womans vitality
When pain exists something is wrong
which should bo set right or it will
lead to a serious derangement of the
whole female organism
Thousands of women havo test 1 hod
1C ounces to
ibo packago
otl cr etarcbiB only 12 onnues stime price n5
DEFIANCE IS SUPERIOR QUALITY
W N Uf LINCOLN NO 47 1906
Compound sooner for I havo triea so mirny
remedies without help
I dreaded the- approach of ovcry month
as it meant to imn li pain nnd suHi ring f or
1110 but after I Imd itcd tho Compound tno
months I lc nnio rcnlsirniid natural and am
now perfectly wll nnd frro from pain I am
very gratf fift for Avlmfc Ljilia E rinklain
Vegetable Compound lias dono for 1110
Such testimony should be accepted
in grateful letters to Mrs Pinkham Vffctabl
thlL j lia E rinlfiam 3
that B Pmkhams
Lydia Vegetable
Com a stands wIlhout a pcr as a
Compound overcomes woman s bpecial I mla for all t iVluircsiiii ils of
pains and irregularities wome
It provides a safe and sure way of Tic oC
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Pinkhnms
escape irom uwiressmg anu uangerous Vegetable Compound vests upon the
weaknesses and diseases trratitndc of American
The two following letters tell so con-
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vincingly what Lydia E Pinkhams
wonjcn arc lrolblcfl willl an
Vegetable Compound will do for
Qr in uuties placements or ul
women they cannot fail to bring hope f ti w
to thousands of fcufferers
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Miss Nellie Ilolmos of 510 N Division
Street Buffalo N Y writes
Dear Mrs Piakham
Your medicine- ia intlecdan ideal medicine
for women I suffered misery foryeai s with
painful periods headaches and bearing down
pains I consulted two different physicians
but failed t o get any relief A friend 1 rom tlio
east advised mo to try Lydia E rinkhams
Vegetable- Compound I did so and no longer
suffer as Idid before My periods arc natural
every ache nnd pain is gone ami my general
health is inueh improved J advise all women
who suffer to lake Lydia 15 riukhauis Vege
table Comjwund
Mrs Tillie Hart of Larimorc N D
writes
Dear Mrs Pinkham
I might have been spared many months
of suffering and pain bad I only kuoxrnof tlio
efficacv of Lvdia E Pinkhams Vegetable I
down feeling inflammation backache
bloating or flatulency general debil
ity indigestion ami nervous prostra
tion or are beset with such symptoms
as dizziness faintness lassitude ex
citability irritability nervousness
sleeplessness melancholy they should
remember there is one tried and
true romed Lydia 11 Pinkhamn
Vegetable Compound at once rcmovca
such troubles KefiiM to buy any other
medicine for you need the best
Dont Iwsifalo to write to Mr
Pfiiklmm il tliero in anything
about your sickness yon lo not
nnderstniHl Shoivill treat you
with kindness nnd lier advice is
free No woman ever regretted
writing Jier and slio has helped
thousands Address
Ask Rrs PinKhams Advice A Woman Best Understands a Womans Ills
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