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Bad Stomach Makes
Bad Blood
Yon can not mako sweet butter In a
foul unclean churn Tho stomach serves
as a churn in which to agitate work up
and disintegrate our food as it is being
digested If it bo weak sluggish and
foul tho result will be torpid sluggish
liver and bad Impure blood
The Ingredients of Dr Pierces Golden
Medical Discovery are just such as best
servo to correct and euro all such de
rangements It is made up without a
drop of alcohol in its composition chem
ically pure triple refined glycerine being
used instead of the commonly employed
alcohol Now this glycerine is of itself a
valuable- medlcino instead of a deleteri
ous agent like alcohol especially in tho
euro of weak stomach dyspepsia and tho
various forms of indigestion Prof Finley
Ellingwood M D of Bennett Medical
College Chicago says of It
In dysnepsia It serves an excellent pur
pose it is one of tho best
v urod products of tho present tlmo in Its
WLaction upon enfeebled disordered stomachs
r especially If thoro Is ulceration or catarrhal
gastritis catarrhal Inflammation of stomach
it Is a most cfllclunt preparation Glycerine
will rellovo many cases of pyrosis heartburn
ami excessive gastric acidity It is useful in
chronic Intestinal dyspepsia especially tho
flatulent variety and In certain forms f
chronic constipation stimulating tho secre
tory and excretory functions of the intestinal
einnus
When combined Inlust the right propor
tions with Golden Seal root Stono root
Black Cherry bark Queens root
root and Mandrake root or the extracts of
these as in Dr Pierces Golden Medical
Discovery there can be no doubt of its
preat eflicacy in tho cure of all stomach
liver and Intestinal disorders and derange
ments These several ingredients have
the strongest endorsement in all such
cases of such eminent medical leaders as
JroIt Bartholow D- of Jefferson Med
ical College Chicago Prof Hobart A Hare
ot Medical Department University of
Pa Prof Laurence Johnson M D Medical
Department University of Now York Prof
Edwin M Hale M D Hahnemann Medical
CollesrcChicago Prof John M Scuddcr M I
and Prof John King M D Authors of tho
American Dispensatory and scores of others
among tho leading medical men of our land
Who can doubt the curative virtues of
a medicine the ingredients of which have
such a professional endorsement
Constipation cured by Doctor Pierces
Pleasant Pellets One or two a dose
Col A J Driscoll
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I The Story of an InrcMtion
I The power loom was the invention of
a farmers boy who had never seen or
heard of such n thing He fashioned
one with his penknife and when he got
It nil done he showed It with great en
thusiasm to his father who at once
kicked it all to pieces saying he would
have no boy about him who would
spend his time on such foolish things
The boy was sent to a blacksmith to
learn a trade and his master took a
lively Interest iu him He made a
loom of what was l t of the one his
father had broken up and showed it to
his mnster The blacksmith saw he
had no common boy as an apprentice
and that the invention was a valuable
one He had a loom constructed under
the supervision of the boy It worked
to their perfect satisfaction and the
blacksmith furnished the means to
manufacture the looms and the boy
received half the profits In about a
year the blacksmith wrote to the boys
father that he should bring with him
a wealthy gentleman who was Uie In
ventor of the celebrated power loom
You may be able to judge of the as
tonishment at the old home when bis
son was presented to him as the in
ventor who told him that the loom
was the same as the model that he
had kicked to pieces the previous year
The Pointer
There is as much fallacy in attempt
ing to prove tho origin of pointing as in
a like attempt to prove the origin of
eating As a matter of fact the point
ing act commonly exhibited by tho
pointer and setter is an incident of the
capture or attempted capture of food
by dogs and also by wolves and foxes
Coyotes have been seen to draw and
point on prairie dogs and grouse in
precisely the same manner that the
pointer and setter draw ou game birds
There were the same rigidity and
stealth the pause to Judge of distance
and opportunity and the final rigid
pause when all the energies are con
centrated for the final spring to cap
ture All the phenomena displayed by
the dog family Indicate that the draw
ing and pointing in the pursuit of prey
were ever natural traits It may be
reasonably believed that man could
not breed the pointing instinct out of
the dog if he attempted to do so
Forest and Stream
A Gentle Wish
It was their honeymoon They had
moved into a pretty suburban house
and were getting settled cozily at last
I have something for you she said
when ho came home from the office
A present
Yes You have no night key so I
had one made for you Here it is
Both Hate Him
Funny thing remarked Wilson
musingly Tom Wilkins and Edith
Brown used to be great friends of
mine I Introduced them to each other
They got married and now neither of
them will speak to me Wonder what
the reason can be
Cross Purposes
Mrs Klubbs severely Ive been
lying awake these three hours waiting
for you to come home Mr Klubbs
ruefully Gee And Ive been stay
ing away for three hours waiting for
you to go to sleep
A Lady Bountiful
Tramp Kin you give a poor feller a
cold bite mum Housewife Yes On
your way out youll find some Icicles
on the gate Womans Home Compan
ion
The Clever Ones
Griggs Some men are born great
others achieve greatness Briggs Tes
and others simply have tho trick of
making other people think theyre
great
I have lived to know that the great
secret of human happiness is this Nev
ar suffer your energies to stagnate
Adam Clark
That was very thoughtful of you J beaded
jjul uuiv uiu you come to laiie so mucu
trouble
I wanted It as a kind of barometer
Youll let me look at It now and then
wont you
Certainly
Im not going to say you mustnt go
out evenings and Im not going to sit
up until you come home when you arc
out late I only hope she said coas
Ingly that every time I look at It the
key will be a little bit rustier and then
I will know that home pleases you
more than any other place
The Fonntnln Pen
The fountain pen Is not an invention
of recent years In Samuel Taylors
Universal System of Shorthand Writ
ing published In 17S0 we find proof
of the fountain pens great age
I have nothing more to add wrote
Samuel Taylor for the use or instruc
tion of the practitioner except a few
words concerning the kind of pen prop
er to be used for writing shorthand
For expeditious writing some use what
are called fountain pens into which
your ink is put which gradually flows
when writing from thence Into a small
er pen cut short to fit the smaller end
of this instrument but It is a hard
matter to meet with a good one of this
kind
The Fork
It Is about 1900 years ago since the
fork made its appearance In Europe
In 99 A D a son ofsthe doge Pietro
Orsolo had wedded in Venice the Briz
zantiue Trincess Argila who produced
at the wedding breakfast a silver fork
and gold spoon Then the high Yene
tion families followed suit and these
martyrs to fashion pricked their lips
with the iipw lnsrrnmenf Tho fnrr
prospered however and spread over
iiiiij m xoiv il uuu iraveieu as lar
as France and in 1G0S a traveler
brought it direct to England
H TINDELL RAEBURN
Noted Male Choi Inter Who at Nine
teen Still SI ri fix Soprano
H Tindell Raeburn is in some re
spects Ihe most remarkable boy choris
ter In America Indeed it is not nroha
ble that any of the present English uadon fairly make the water
cathedral choirs contains a soprano of
such uniform excellence Ufa voice is
a dramatic soprano of great breadth
and flexibility and its tanal qualities
at which the boy sopr
and still retains his beautiful voice at
its highest stage of development A
boys soprano survives the age
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TINDELL KAEBUItN
of sixteen but young Raeburn is al
most nineteen and does not look or ap
pear younger
This interesting young singer has
been a member of a boy choir since his
seventh year Efe is a nntive of Canada
and entered the choir of Trinity church
New York city at the age of eleven
When he arrived at the age at which
most boys lose their soprano tones tho
choirmaster believed that he saw signs
of the approaching change so much
by boy singers who have been
soloists and broke the intelligence as
kindly as he could Raeburn took the
hint and went his way sorrowfulh
Two years later he returned to Trini
ty and asked to bo given a trial The
choirmaster tried to dissuade him but
the lad was persistent and declared
that he was all right again To end
the matter he was given an opportu
nity of showing what he could do To
the choirmasters infinite astonishment
and delight the boy sang with an ease
and brilliancy that he had never be
fore attained His voice retained all
Its old time sweetness and quality and
had gained immeasurably in volume
and expression He was re engaged at
once and has remained at Trinity ever
since
Raeburns long career as a chorister
has made him an excellent and most
competent musician and his repertory
Is very extensive He has sung In most
of the oratorios masses and sacred
cantatas that are produced by Ameri
can choirmasters and has mastered all
ineir tecnnical difficulties He is also
familiar with most of the best known
arias of grand opera
FRANKLIN PORTRAITS
Interest Is Inspired In Them by the
Bicentenary Ceremonies
The ceremonies in Philadelphia in
honor of the two hundredtli anniver
sary of the birth of Benjamin Franklin
have aroused interest in portraits and
statues of the famous sage One of
the best of the portraits Is the painting
of him by Greuze for which he sat
while in residence in France It is in
pastel and life size and originally hung
in the diplomats house at Passy The
late Henry Shelton Sanford obtained
It while charge daffaires in Paris dur
ing the revolution of 1848 49 The fact
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of its being from Franklins French
residence adds a deep interest to it
and it Is considered a strikingly beau
tiful painting It was loaned by the
daughters of the late General Sanford
to the American Philosophical society
and hung in the Pennsylvania Acad
emy of Fine Arts with that other in
teresting portrait of Franklin which
was presented to the United States by
the governor general of Canada Earl
Grey The latter was painted by an
eminent English artist Benjamin Wil
son In 1759 and was taken from
Franklins home in Philadelphia in
1778 when the British evacuated Phila
delphia by General Grey
A UattXe In the Sen
Did you ever see bluefish charge u
school of mcrJjadeu at sea That is
something- worth seeing The bluefish
throw their lines forward until they al
most surround the menhaden and they I
attack them Hank and rear The men J
boil In I
their efforts to escape while all around
the enemy Is at them tearing re out-
leasly Into all this commotion conies
u great shark Its a niciih fm- iin
are so unusual that his singing has at- shark a school of menhaden all herded
tracted much attention from teachers UP ror Its benefit It swims leisurely
of reputation all over the country An- j mto the midst of them opens its mouth
other unique feature of this young ilUl takes in half a dozen menhaden at
mans singing is to be found In the tl lfc swims around and bites out
fact that he has long passed the ace i ualr Jl dozen more from the school It
loprano is at his best 0iqC3 itself without effort But the
menhaden are not nearly as much dis
turbed by the presence of the monster
3wimming about among them as they
are by the charging bluefish The shark
takes half a dozen fisli or more at a
ui uju uiuuusu oniv uites a i
piece out of a single fish but there I
only one shark while there may be
thousands of bluefish plunging and
tearing incessantly and killing and
maiming at every stroke The sharks
a brute but under such circumstances
the menhaden have less of fear than
they have of contempt for him
A Photographic IVnrnine
The following story of a young lady
living iu the country Who came to
London to be photographed is told by
a r aim vouched for by a well
kuowu joiuon photographer After
some days tho lad- Miss B was
informed the photograph was not a
success and another sitting was sug
gested This she agreed to but again
was informed that the photograph was
a failure There was a third sitting
In two days time she received an
urgent letter from the photographer
asking her to come up to his studio
and to bring a friend with her Miss
B went accompanied by her mother
and was shown the amazing results of
the three sittings The pictures of the
gin nerseir were quite good but in
each plate there was to be seen stand
ing behind her the figure of a man
holding a dagger in bis uplifted hand
The features though faint were clear
ly discernible and Miss B recognized
them as those of her fiancee an officer
in the Indian army The effect of this
experience was so great that after a
few days she wrote out to India break
ing off the engagement
Louls Napoleon Answered
Lady Biessingtou did not always
meet with gratitude from some whose
position at last enabled them to serve
her She sheltered in her London home
Louis Napoleon after he had escaped
from his prison in nam After Louis
Napoleon became president of tho
French republic he seems to have
turned the cold shoulder on Lady
Biessingtou and Count DOrsay when
they approached him in Paris There
was a story going at the time for the
accuracy of which we certainly will
not vouch but which appeared in sev
eral of the London papers Shortly be
fore Lady Blessingtous death she met
so the story goes the president driving
in the Champs Elysees He stopped
his carriage she stopped hers and they
conversed for a few minutes His
manner seemed to her determinedly
chilly Do you stay long in Paris
he asked as he was about to drive on
No she answered And you
London Spectator
George Eliot and Romola
George Eliots first arrangement with
the publisher of Romola was for no
less a sum than 10000 guineas As
that is so very large a figure he said
I must run it through fifteen numbers
of the Cornhill No she answered
it must finish in twelve numbers or
the artistic effect of the story will be
lost I quite understand the necessity
for its prolongation from a commercial
point of view so well say 7000
guineas instead of the 10000 And
7000 guineas was accordingly paid for
the copyright Three thousand guineas
seem a large sum to give up for an
artistic scruple but she did it
Bod For Creditors
In the faraway benighted commu
nity of Damen in Africa the old fash
ioned method of throwing a debtor
into prison where he is safe from tlit
tormenting visits of his creditors is
not followed Instead he is practical
ly turned over to the mercy of the
creditors in a literal sense A heavy
tree log is attached to his bare leg
and this he is obliged to drag after
him wherever he goes There Is no
escaping the creditors now and the
log remains bound to his ankle until
his debts are paid
CnriontIes of Womun
Women pin from left to right men
from right to left Women button
from right to left men from left to
right Women stir from left to right
their tea for instance men from right
to left Women seldom know the dif
ference between a riglit and a left
shoe and if a housemaid brings up a
mans boots she will nine times out of
ten place them so that the points will
diverge Can these peculiarities be
explained London Truth
Cash Your Checks
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up In your desk Cash them It Is se
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not entirely reliable and a favor to
him If he Is Stale checks are an
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Softly Id have you to understand
sir that Im not such a fool as I look
Sarcast Well then you have much to
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