w n 1 Vi TV V i MM Time Card McCook Neb majn line eabt depart No 6 Coutral Tirao it 12 14 MAIN LINE WEST DEPART No 1 Mountain Time i ii it 13 IMPEKrAL LINE No 176 arrives Mountain Time No 175 departs 1153 PM 530 A M 810 AM 9 55 P M 1206 p M 11 36 P M 937 AM 540pM 645 a m RAILROAD NEWS nfims Engineer Clyde Scott has returned to work All engineers now have regular fire men Engineer W A Clino is a Denver visitor this week Engine 143 came out of the shops last Friday after repairs Engineer R F Lownian is now mak ing Lincoln his headquarters Machinist and Mrs L P Runnells are spending the week in Norton Kansas Engineer Ben Bowen is on the sick list this week nursing an injured leg Engine 1754 was in the shop close of last week for repairs to cylinders steam pipes etc Dispatcher II D Stewart visited the homefolks close of last week a day or two in Alma Mr Pierce is a now engineer recently employed coming from the Union Paci fic railroad Brakeman G G Magnuson who is nffw out of Denver was at headquarters Wednesday D P Clouse has resigned his position here and has gone to McCook to try railroading again Danbury News Frank Calhoun of the carpenter force resigned this week and orr Thursday morning departed for Cambridge where be will embark in the furniture and un dertaking business Success to him Another addition to the growing gal axy of McCook division officials has just been bulletined C F Seymour is the man and his official title is train master lie will have jurisdiction over the terminals at Denver and of the line to Lyons Julian WAndrew has been appointed roundhouse foreman at Holdrege and assumed that position close of last week Ex Foreman Robert Paver has been transferred to Akron Colorado where he is a machinist in the roundhouse there for the company V B Lyon of McCook and Miss Madge Sanders of Galesburg 111 were married at 5 oclock last Wednesday afternoon by Rev H B Harrison of the Congregational church Hastings Neb The bride was a teacher in the Galesburg public schools aDd the groom is in the employe of tLe Burlington road at McCook w vMcnt JLtd to yVBJ Br Sunflower Shoe is made as carefully and conscientiously an ie fh citrceKc of the manufacturer depended on the satisfaction it gives the wearer and it does More Sunflower Shoes for men are being sold every month simply because they fit the foot fancy and purse of the buyer to perfection Made In all good leathers for dress semi dress and work-a-day wear A shoe for every man at just the price ne wants n nnv Wfuj c Ask us for aumiower auues Manufactured j Norman noe wj St Joseph Mo ami A THE BEE HIVE McCook Nebraska COMFORTABLE SHOES ADD MUCH TO YOUR HAPPINESS YOU know how miserable an ill fitting shoe that rubs your foot causing sores bunions and corns makes one They are dear at any price Every pair of our shoes are of the best quality leather latest style made to fit the foot and to wear No shoddy shop worn or damaged goods to offer We want your trade as long as you are within reach of our store and know the only way we can keep it is to give full value for what we charge you for our goods Dont Forget We Give the Baby Born this Year before July i Its First Pair of Shoes The Model Shoe Store Asst Supt of Motive Power Clark of Lincoln was in the city Sunday go ing on west from here Monday Master Mechanic Kennedy accompanying him New employes this week in mechani cal department R P Davey ist commenced work yesterday C J i Steenstrup fireman F J McManigal round house helper j Engines 1757 and 1026 left for the i llavelock shops Wednesday morning for an overhauling Engine 1753 has been returned to the Lincoln division Engine 3144 was down from Denver for repairs this week J F Euveurt of the night force is visiting in Denver this week Fireman St John is spending the week in Hast ings visiting relatives Fireman Ben Crawley is visiting Wellfloet relatives this week Fireman R Fortune is off duty this week The usual pay week resignations are announced Volney Gunderman of Keatings gang George Scheele ma chinist John and James Wentz boiler makers Fred Nichols of round house force II D LeFeber fireman John Mullen machinist Fireman Howell Night Foreman Floyd Fords head has felt the keen blade of the official snick ersnee for alleged responsibility for the collapse of the elevated track of the coal chute here a few weeks since Failure to cut in the air too great length of train etc are said to be among the charges Many of the farmers of Red Willow county- are readersof the Iowa Home stead of Des MoinesIowaand believers in the gospel of scientific practical agri culture To all these and many others it will be interesting to know that the Homestead increased its circulation in the year of 1905 from 60000 to over 75000 a gain of over 25 per cent Of this vast number of farmers over 50000 are resi dents of Iowa making it a powerful ad vertising medium to reach the agricul tural interests of the Hawkeye state while large numbers are citizens of Illi nois Nebraska and neighboring states The Homestead is edited by men who live on and operate their own farms which gives their doctrines greater value than the writings of mere theorists The foremost experts in agriculture live stock breeding horticulture dairying and all the various branches of husband ry in the Middle West are contributors for the Homestead The McCook Tri bune would be glad to see the circula tion of the Homestead still further in creased in this vicinitv and will take pleasure in forwarding your subscrip tion on request In his new location just across the street from his old place in th P Walsh building Mike Walsh wants to see you if you have poultry eggs etc for sale He will pay you the best cash market price for them 4 f s The Ruling PiihhIoii Strong In Death The ruling passion of Edward I of England was undoubtedly the pursuit of his ideal of uniting all the British Islands under one rule His great ob stacle was Scotland and the conquest of Scotland therefore became a pas sion Avith him Stronger than years It sent him to the head of the army when he was fit only for a sick bed and when he was at last compelled to yield he sought to make this passion spur on his sou by ordering that the flesh should be boiled from his bones and that his skeleton should be car ried at the head of the army and re main unburled till Scotland was con quered This is the most conspicuous instance of the ruling passion strong in death on record though many others would be worthy of quotation William Pitts patriotism endured to his last gasp and inspired his last utterance as did Nei sons lifelong determination to secure the command of the sea while Napo leons last dream was one of battle Ponenn nml Tfvt A clever smuggling trick has been played on a customs officer on the Russo German frontier An innocent j looking peasant reported to tne omcer a plot for getting a large number of pigs across the frontier The method he said would be to drive across at in tervals of half an hour 3 G 12 and 200 pigs the smugglers arguing that if the first three lots could be sent over there would be no trouble with the 200 The officer was naturally on the alert In accordance with the peasants state ment three pigs were driven over then- six followed by twelve All were al- lowed to pass and preparations were made to receive the 200 But no more pigs appeared and the twenty one ani mals admitted had in the meantime been lodged in safety Berlin Cor London Mall Rudimentary Hind Limbs Snakes are not the only animals which exhibit the possession of rudi mentary hind limbs In the whale tribe there is no evidence externally of hind limbs The fore limbs in them are converted into the flippers or swimming paddles Yet when the skel eton is examined traces of a haunch and attached rudimentary thigh bones are found There is developed in cer tain kinds of whales a bony piece rep resenting the haunch The thigh bone Is distinct but there is a mere rudi ment attached to it representing the shin bone or tibia of other animals Ancient Remedies For Hiccoughs The hiccough seems to be a modern and dangerous disease but the ancients knew it and prescribed remedies that might now be tried advantageously Galen recommended sneezing Aetius approved of a cupping instrument with great heat to the breast Alexander be lieved In an oxymel of squills Alsaha ravius made use of refrigerant drafts Rhases put his trust in calefacients such as cumin pepper rue and the like in vinegar Rogerius looked kindly on calefacient attenuant and carmina tive medicines Tlie Giant Bell Russia is famed for the manufacture of great bells The Giant cast in Moscow in the sixteenth century weighed nearly 320000 pounds and re quired twenty four men to ring it Tn 1732 it fell but its fragments were re cast along with other metal into a beli which weighed 443000 pounds the metal of which alone is valued at 300 000 Proof of Democracy Ma teacher was tellin us that we should all be on a e quality in our schoolroom Nobody should feel any betteru anybody else Thats right George Say ma can I go to school todcy without washin my face None of the rest of em washes theirs Cleveland Plain Dealer A Cnt Artery A quick wltted woman stopped the flow from a cut artery in the leg by putting the foot in three inches of flour in a large jar and packing flour to the top of the jar beating the flour down with a piece of stove wood Tlien He Got Mad Husband impatiently If the fool killer would strike this town he would find plenty of work to do Wife Is there such a person dear Husband Of course there is Wife with anxiety Well I do hope John that you will be very careful 5es 5- A I ilHTY Proprietor McCOOK NEBRASKA A Patient Scot Alexander Innes Sliand in his A Medley of Memories writes of an eld Scotchman whom he knew in his boy hood He used to drive cattie in a flowing flowered dressing gown which had been passed on to him and he only shaved his gray beard at long inter vals One of my earliest recollections is seeing him biting off the tails of a litter of terrier puppies in the court yard He was a philosopher in his own way and with the free run of the serv ants hall and butlers pantry he took life easily He never complained Once when the landlord paid a morning visit that personage splashed from the drainage outside the door Into a puddle within where some ducklings were disporting themselves and the wet was dripping over him from the blackened rafters Why John was the exclamation you are in a terrible state here We must have your roof overhauled Aye its lettin In some water was the re ply but its gey thick and they are but little drops and I do weel eneuch in the bed under my auld umbrella Etiquette of Cannibalism Even among the savages of French Africa who eat human flesh there are differences said Paul Pucci a young Italian traveler Some while ago when exploring in that country I learn ed a good bit about the ways of the various tribes In a majority of them cannibalism is indulged only when the bodies are those of prisoners taken in battle It is all right to eat persons who belong to hostile clans but it would be a gross violation of tradition and the custom of the land to feast upon the friends or even upon mem bers of the same tribe This delicacy of sentiment however is not universal and in one tribe in particular where I noted the absence of any old persons- I learned that it was the proper thing to add the aged inhabitants to the lo cal food supply This confined the pop ulation to the young and hardy for at the first signs of decrepitude the boiling pot was called into Post Art by tlie Ton An American city once asked Mac Monnies the sculptor to enter a design for army and navy groups for a sol diers and sailors monument He de clined to compete Then the commis sion was tendered to him outright He submitted sketches of his idea for the groups The committee in charge of the monument wrote him asking How many tons of granite do you in tend to use in the base His reply was If you are in the business of buying granite you may use as much as you want one ton or 100000 tons I am an artist and I never yet heard of art being bought by the pound The question was dropped until the contract for the commission was drawn When Mr MacMonnies re ceived it he discovered in it a clause providing that in case the bronzes were ever thrown down from their base by any cause whatever and any person or property should be injured he and his heirs forever should be liable for the damage sustained He returned the contract without comment unsign ed When the committee wrote him asking the reason his brief reply was Your lawyers are too sharp Worlds Work Roof Dorn of New Yorlc There are dogs in New York that never set foot on the street They be long to the janitors in the downtown buildings and- their runways consist of the roofs of the buildings In which their owners live and adjoining roofs on the same level That is a rare day when the office worker on looking out of the sixteenth story window does not see half a dozen dogs romping about upon the roofs beneath him There is one advantage at least in be ing a roof dog the dog catcher has no terrors for him A Good Beginning Smythe I Intend Harry for the bar Would you advise his beginning on such old works as Coke and Black stone Tompkins No I would begin by grounding him even further back Smythe Indeed In what Tomp kins The Ten Commandments Division of Profits Litigant You take nine tenths of the judgment Outrageous Lawyer I furnished all the skill and eloquence and legal learning for your cause Litigant But I furnished the cause Lawyer Oh anybody could do that ABA 41 Cut Price Sa ON COATS FURS Etc IS NOW ON Let us Show You Some Bargains DeGroff Co COLEMAN W M Sharp has sold his farm Clarence Wales took some fat hogs to market Roy Coleman is helping WM Sharp husk corn Miss Kennedy of Indianola is teaching the school in district 74 Clarence Rozell is a student at Grand Island college He spent vacation with the homefolks here Miss Nellie Martin spent vaca tion with the homefolks at Brown ville She is teaching the Cole man school house Miss Maude Coleman is visiting at the old homestead She was the first baby born in this town ship She was born in a sod house and went to a sod school house and three terms to the high school in McCookgraduated went to business college in Lin coln then went to work in the office of the Nebraska Teacher in Lincoln and for several months was chief stenographer She then went to St Paul Minn and for some months has been head stenographer for a company there 7iil McCook Market Quotations Corrected Friday morning Cora 29 Wheat er Oats zr Rye jij Barley Zi Togs 4 m Eggs vi Good Buttei 20 A Sound Argument The one that blows without any thing to blow about wastes time and energy The excellence of our goods and delivery service warrant us for blowing Always the best always the greatest variety always the highest quality DAVID MAGNER Phone 14 Fresh and Salt Meats