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is a story of lost
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that little by little
the form loses
plumpness the
cheeks grow hollow
and sallow and
they feel tired and
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time In a large
proportion of cases
when women are
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miE MYSTERIES
RIDDLES IN LIFE THAT HAVE
NEVER BEEN SOLVED
liiintlx ami Pcoplen Thnt Are Suppos
ed to Have Dixnppenred The Leff
enil of the Liont Atluntlit The An
cient Pytsmlen of TenncHnee
The public -appetite craves nothing
so much as a riddle a secret to guess
but nowadays every mans life is so
bare so exploited and we live so much
out of doors from the cradle to the
grave that very few facts or fancies
can be kept hidden There were how
ever certaiu mysteries which during
the last century the American public
pondered and worried over which are
yet unsolved and except by a few old
people are almost forgotten
One of these perhaps the oldest is
the question whether beneath the At
lantic not far from the Bahamas there
is a sunken continent known to the
Greeks as the lost Atlantis It was
still talked of familiarly in the first
half of the last century Seafaring
men declared that when the water was
calm and clear they had caught
glimpses of ancient cities beneath with
their glittering roofs and spires and
that in certain conditions of the atmos
phere the tolling of the bells could be
distinctly heard Treatises were writ
ten by learned professors to prove the
probability of the legend and other
treatises a s learned and vehement to
flout and jeer t it as an idle fable
Certain flotsam and jetsam which
was washed ashore after heavy storms
on the coasts of Georgia and Florida
logs of strange woods unknown to this
generation coins bits of carved marble
and beaten brass was ascribed to the
long dead workmen of Atlantis
The lost colony is now known only
as the subject of an ancient Cable but
years ago it was by most edvated
people believed to be an actual fact
Another much discussed mystery
then was what had become of the col
ony of civilized people who at the time
of the settlement of the country lived
on the western coast of Greenland
That country is as you will see by a
glance at the map shaped something
like the half of an egg cut lengthwise
the flat side upon the earth the point
to the south The rounded center is a
heap of impenetrable ice mountains
As the centuries go by enormous
bodies of ice slip from it into the sea
and breaking off drift slowly down
along our coasts These are the Ice
bergs of the Atlantic ocean Now
along the narrow slip of habitable land
which edges Greenland on this side
tradition says onoe dwelt a civilized
people who both In knowledge and the
habits of life were far in advance of
the Laplanders
They were well known to the early
Danish navigators who made frequent
mention of them In their logs and re
ports The question yet unanswered is
Where are they now Tradition among
the Laplanders reports that the whole
colony two centuries ago emigrated in
a body to the eastern coast of Green-
laud attempting to cross the hitherto
impenetrable masses of ice in the cen
ter No tidings ever have come back
from them Some of the scientific men
who accompanied the Hayes expedi
tion made this question a matter of
special study They reported that a
doubt could hardly exist that these
people did once Inhabit that part of the
coast and that they now had utterly
vanished If they had been swept
away by a pestilence their household
belongings at least would be left to tell
of them but not a shard of pottery
not a single grave remains to show
that they ever lived It was supposed
by the Danish missionaries that they
had perished in the ranges of Ice
mountains but among the Laplanders
there were traditions that they had
safely reached the western coast and
settled there now forming a civilized
community wholly isolated from the
rest of the world One of Nansens
voyages was in fact directed to that
coast In the hope of finding this col
ony He was not able to reach the
northern part of the coast and the
mystery is therefore yet unsolved
Another problem which perplexed the
last generation was the long extinct
pygmy race which centuries ago un
doubtedly inhabited the Tennessee
mountains Legends among the In
dians told of such a tribe of dwarfs
who were supposed to be of more In
telligence than the red men But these
legends were very hazy A burying
ground however actually was discov
ered in the early part of the last cen
tury in which all of the skeletons were
of pygmy proportions Some of them
were carried away to college museums
But as far as I know no scientific in
quiry has ever been directed to this
question
Another curious matter which caused
much speculation in the early part of
the last century was the fate of the
colony of French emigres who fled to
this country in the eighteenth century
and took refuge in the northern part
of Alabama Like those Frenchmen
who found safety in Delaware they
were for the most part of noble blood
Marquises and counts earned their liv
ing in Wilmington as dancing masters
and even chefs and their descendants
live there still
But the poor gentlefolk who went
penniless to Alabama to escape the
guillotine penetrated the wilderness
and made up a colony of vine growers
farmers etc They worked helplessly
awhile starved and then melted away
mysteriously Whether they returner1
to ungrateful France or died In their
exile nobody knows It was a ro
mantic tragical question which much
Interested the last generation and is
now forgotten But it i still un
answered New York Herald
WILD MEN OF AUSTRALIA
Au Aborlicliiul Dwelling and n Sweet
hut tnlnvltiiiK UInIi
An explorer in the wilds of northern
Australia writes While at work one
day Mr Uingstou found an aboriginal
dwelllug which revealed evidences or
architectural design seldom displayed
by Australian aborigines It was evi
dently a main camping depot ova in
shape about sixteen feet long and four
teen feet high It was built of layers
of straw intermixed with a good stiff
clay Small openings as windows were
numerous all round the sides The
door was the only drawback This
was a mere burrow hole about one foot
from the ground and one was com
pelled to crawl in on all fours to enter
this primitive type of mansion When
we cleared the river we anchored at
Maria Island Seeing some of the
blacks on the beach we went to Inter
view them Thr were apparently
frightened however and abandoned
the canoes on which they were at work
and cleared Into the bush Care was
taken not to interfere with their pos
sessions and pipes and tobacco were
left where the natives could iind them
Rambling about we came upon an open
space of considerable extent marked
out in large squares with stone on
which were planted three to live feet
high Ave or six hollow posts which
were stuffed full of human bones All
the posts were painted red We doubt
less had stumbled upon a sacred spot
There were some nice skulls but not
a thing was interfered with
A few miles up the river we struck
a big camp of natives but they cleared
Into the bush as soon as they caught
sight of us We waited some time at
the camp and the blacks returned sat
isfied that we did not intend mischief
The usual presents of tobacco and pipes
were given and they were received
with the greatest satisfaction Indeed
we became perfect friends for the time
being To seal the friendship or per
chance It may have been the native
fashion of looking toward you a great
buck came to me with a wooden ves
sel shaped like a canoe in his hand and
full of honey I noticed on the top a
ball of grass The chap held the honey
to me but I shook my head so he took
the ball of grass whisked it about in
the sirup and popped it into his mouth
After sucking it dry he put it back into
the honey and when nicely soaked of
fered it to me again He evidently
wished me to follow his example but
I passed There was a fine iguana on
the fire just nicely cooked This I
did try and it was really good just
like chicken
POINTED PARAGRAPHS
It isnt a bit cooler to be on the
shady side of life
Every man likes to learn but no man
likes to be taught
To be a man is to be the worry of
some woman to be a woman is to be
the worry of some man
Before doing anything as a result of
enthusiasm or excitement see if your
enthusiasm or excitement will not wear
off
Every man flatters himself that he
will finally whip his enemy and that
he will give him a good one when he
gets at him
It is said charity begins at home As
a matter of fact there is a good deal
of complaint because charity does not
begin at home
When a man gets married he is apt
to think everybody should give him a
present but how he hates to give wed
ding presents when his friends get
married Atchison Globe
Strength of MuHHeln
You must some time try to open
the shell of a fresh water mussel or a
sea clam You will find one the size
of your hand has great strength al
though both his muscles may not be
larger than those of one of your fin
gers I have often seen a boy pick up
a mussel and insert his fingers before
the shell was quite closed thinking he
would open it again Few boys can
succeed They usually have hard pull
ing to get their fingers free A big
mussel can bite hard Were It not
that the edge of the shell in big speci
mens is smooth and thick a boy might
get his fingers cut to the bone St
Nicholas
A Wasp and n Fly
An observer tells this I was once
an interested spectator of a short
struggle between a wasp and one of
those large flies like a bee with a big
flat head The pair were on the
ground and I watched while the wasp
after probably stinging the fly delib
erately severed the head from the body
and then finding it still too heavy a
burden cut off the tail end of the fly
and flew off with the trunk without
waiting to perform its toilet The
whole operation took about five min
utes and from the masterly manner
the wasp set to work he was evidently
a practiced hand
Moliereft BIrtliH mid Deaths
There are two tablets in Paris In
forming the sightseer that he is passim
the house where Moliere was born
One is in the Rue du Pont Neuf the
other at the corner of the Hue Sauval
where it meets the Rue St Ilonore
One inscription says that Moliere was
born in 1020 and the other in 1G22
Some time ago there were two house-
in which Moliere was said to have died
A Trick of Lack
Luck never manages things Just
right said the irritable man who dis
likes music It might just as well
have been the other way round but
it wasnt
What is the trouble now
My daughter who playg the piano
iias a sore throat and the one who
stags has a sore finger
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