X u i A V th H w J A Good Investment J5 acres adjacent to city of McCook house frame stable granary lion house well hog pons etc 2500 poach trees All in cultiva tion 000 cash Write for completes land list E J MITCHELL McCook Nob Mike Walsh DEAIER IN POULTRY and EGGS Old Rubber Copper and Brass Highest Market Price Paid in Cash Block West of Citizens Bank McCook - Nebraska - McCook Poultry Co Buyers and Shippers Poultry an For Hens Springs of Eggs For the next 7 days wo will pay cash Tc lb Tc lb Turkey Hens lie lb J 1 fC A Sound Argument The one that blows without any thing to blow about wastes time and energy The excellence of our goods and delivery service warrant us for blowing Always the best always the greatest variety always the highest quality DAVID MAGNER Phone 14 Fresh and Salt Meats F D BURGESS Iron Lead and Sewer Pipe Brass Goods Pumps an Boiler Trimmings Agent for Halliday Waupun telipse Windmills Basement of the Meeker Phillips Building McCOOK NEBRASKA MARSH The Butcher wants your trade The best of everything is his motto Phone 12 D C MARSI SOOTHING A HORSE f ie Anlmnlo Enny Introduction to a Steam Street Roller In one of the broad uptown thorough fares a few days ago a mounted pn trolman encountered u steam roller In action and the horse was terribly frightened It reared and balked and then made angles across the street first one way and then the other until the policeman jumped oft and tried coaxing Leading his mount step by Btcp In the direction of the roller which had come to a standstill he pet led the animal and talked to it urging It forward A fine horse like you to be afraid of a steam roller said the policeman The horse pricked up its ears and ven tured ahead another step or two Come now come along You dant be a policeman and be afraid of a bit Df Iron Now come on good boy The horse made a few more steps for ward Come on continued the policeman Now then be good The department cant afford to be giving 300 apiece for horses that havent any nerve Come on now Coaxing it along in this way with in finite patience the officer after several minutes got the animal up to the roller The horse daintily put forward one foot and tapped the front of the Iron wheel waited a moment and finding that the machine did not kick or run reared contemptuously and tapped the object with both feet then wheeled and walk ed quietly nway The policeman re mounted and it is safe to say that horse will never bother about a steam roller again New York Tost HISTORY OF SHOES In No Article of Attire Hnve More Vnerarlen Been Shown Shoes or their equivalent are of a certainty even more ancient than gloves for they were a necessity of lo comotion while the other was but a luxury Sometimes they were made of skins sometimes of papyrus as in Egypt Often they were gilded and decked with jewels and the most ex pert artists of the day were employed to decorate the foot coverings of wealthy patricians consuls emperors and their favorites In no article of at tire have more vagaries been shown Today a lady who desires to be consid ered in the height of fashion wears shoes pointed as much as possible but in the time of Queen Mary the taste was all the other way and it was found necessary to issue a royal procla mation prohibiting shoes with toes wider than six inches But perhaps the most extraordinary development in the way of footgear were the cliopines in troduced by the ladies of Venice to make themselves taller than they really were The articles were really a kind of stilts made of wood and leather and sometimes reached the absurd height of twelve inches Even a trained acro bat would have difficulty in walking on such things and ordinary women had such trouble with them that when they attempted a promenade they required the assistance of a servant at each side and another behind to keep them from falling From Redferns Royal and Historic Shoes Tliaddeus Stevens Wit When Thaddeus Stevens had taken to his bed for the last time a visitor told him he was looking well Oh John was the quick reply it is not my appearance but my disappearance that troubles me One day a mem ber of the bouse of representatives who was noted for his uncertain course on all questions and who confessed that he never investigated a point under discussion without finding himself a neutral asked for leave of absence Mr Speaker said Stevens I do not rise to object but to suggest that the honorable member need not ask this favor for he can easily pair off with himself Evolution of the SUate The earliest known skates were those roughly shaped from the canon bone of a horse or cow and Scandinavian ar chaeologists claim an antiquity of 1G00 years for these The wearer of these rude skates obtained speed not by a stroke of the foot but by pushing him self along with a piked staff Skates made entirely of wood were next intro duced These were followed by wood en ones shod with flat sjtrips of iron Then were gradually developed bhuled skates and finally experts evolved the Fen type Norwegian racer and figure skates of the present day London Standard Offering No Challenges Do you claim that the world owes you a living No answered Meandering Mike De man dat goes around claimiu makes hisself unpopular Im satisfied to git my livin whether its owin to me or not Washington Star His Shorthand Employer to new clerk You dont seem to keep pace with my dictation Why dont you write shorthand I be lieve you told me that you knew short hand Clerk So I do but it takes me longer than ordinary writing Lncliinpr the Motive Fovrer I wonder why the car doesnt start exclaimed an impatient passenger There are not enough people on board yet to make the cargo replied another who understood the situation On a Plate He Id like to lake your photograph Edle Really youre sweet enough to eat She I see and why you want to put me on a plate Illustrated Bits There Is a selfishness even In grati tude when It Is too profuse Cumber land METHODIST CHURCH DEDICATION Maud Middloton Earl Ludwick Mildred Berry Ella Colo E E Hunter J R Bucknell Edwin Stimmell Nellie Glover Laura Lipport Angio Wilburn Clara Thorgrimson Floyd Berry Cliff CBrown W M Somorville Madge Rebbeke Vera Heiserman Mary Hammond Gcnapha Clark Edna S Jonos Fhilipina Markardt Miss Ida McCarl Mamie Chandler Edna Yarger Kate Sawyer - Geneva Fitch Ethel Barnett Mabel Wilcox Dora Santee Mrs Anna Sal ers Concluded from Page Four Gertrude Storer H H Berry Scott Hnmsher E M Jackson Mnrjorio Cross Laura McClain Ida Anton Virgio Ludwick Mary Vandorpool Ella Dunlap Ella Johnson D S McCrono C M Mnttson Pearl True Allio Keys V W Dunsan J R McCarl Olive Mills Lena Houge Louise Elbortiu RevC C Wilson Presiding Elder and Rev M W T Coloman D C Marsh J II Moore J A Wilcox C A Ward J H Yargor W A James J W Chase II H Berry G H Thomas J W Line J E Nelms W S Fitch Ben Strinc Win Hammell J A Snyder G W Watkins L C Wolff A R Clark E M Bigolow D B Reisher A C Ebert BUILDING COMMITTEE Mr W T Coloman Chairman J H Moore Treasurer Mrs A C Ebert Zella Bower Myrtle Clark Emma Trehal Bertha Hamsher Nellie Androws Albert Herman Josephine Hammond Ora Hendricks Alta Roberts W Ridenour R M Irwin C S Moore Glen A Somorville Hnrold Morris Mrs Mnbol Woodard A G Irwin Vera Wickwire Genievo Fitch Mrs C A Barnor The most careful preparation was made for each detail of the dedication and jubilee and to this end the following committees were appointed and to them much of the success of the day is due EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE B Carman Pastor Chairmon Jos Allen R A Green Henry Smith Barney Lcwi3 C D Noblo L W Stayner M O McClurc S E Callen W E Bower E S Howell Harry Beale Mr D C Marsh Secretary M B Carman Mrs H H Berry INVITATION COMMITTEE Miss Nellie Smith Chairman Miss Myrtle Jonos Mrs G H Thomas Ella Garlick J L Woodson C L Fahnestock Mr Earl Ludwick Louis Thorgrimson J W Ridenour Mr Howe Smith Chairman Mrs Rose Clark GWGodfrey Ira Clawson TZWallace Sarah Ball Mr C RWoodworth Martin Matson Bert McCarl Ray McCarl Oscar Pearson Jas Woodson Dr C L Fahnestock Rev C C Wilson Presiding Elder in Charge of the Dedication Miss Nellie Smith Mabel Wilcox Gertrude Storer Eflie Abbott Ida McCarl Mamie Chandler Edna Yarger Ethel Barnett Myrtle Jones Ida Anton Grace Thorgrimson Clara Smith Rosa Akers Mrs V Francisco Lon Cone Ida Hegenberger CM Kent J W Line SMCook Miss Ida McCarl Gertrude Storer Rosa Akers Hannah Stangland RECEPTION COMMITTEE Mrs W A James Chairman Miss Lillie McClain Miss Cora Garvey Virgio Ludwick Clara Thorgrimson Zeima Arnold Geneva Fitch Stella Fuller Hanna Stangland WTinnie Daigh Maud Middleton Millie Fitch Bessie Hickerson Grace Putnam Ora Hendricks Josie Stewart Ada Hammond Vera Heiserman Angie Wilburn Grace Wentz Lulu Rice Kate West Ella Dunlap Blanche Cadman Victoria Finn Mabel Burge Vera Wickwire INTRODUCTION COMMITTEE Mrs Sarah McCarl Chairman Mrs R C Cole Mrs Emma Somorville Jas Morrisey Jos Allen A C Ebert RVWalls AunaRohr Henry Smith H A Beale Miss Rachel Berry J W Chase MUSIC COMMITTEE Mr J R McCarl Chairman Mrs C L Fahnestock Mr W A James GHThomas Roy F Smith Roswell Cutler Wm Dungan W A James Duane Smith Mr Stewart McLean SUNDAY SCHOOL COMMITTEE J H Yargor Assistant Superintendent and Chairman Miss Lillie McClain Secretary Mr John Green Assistant Secretary Rachel Berry Treasurer Miss Mildred Berry Librarian Maud Hegpnberger Asst Librarian Clara Anton Organist Tacie DeLong Assistant Organist Rosa Akers Chorister Teachers Miss Uelia Gorby Mrs M B Carman Mrs Simmonds Gertrude Storer Dora Callen Churning Winnie Daigh W S Fitch Mr H II Berry Sallie Gorby Miss Cora Garvey E S Howell Rachel Berry Mr S A Warner Flojd Berry Mrs W A Middleton Laura Kinghorn Howe Smith Frank Amann Walter Wallace Miss Laura McClain Minnie Middleton Julia Ellis Mary Hammond Oscar Green Earl Ludwick Cliff C Brown Bruce Campbell John Bucknell Amos Bower John Archibald Claud Ward Marshall Osborn Joseph Mokko Max M Long Edgar Jackson Geo Campbell Charlie Kelloy HOME DEPARTMENT COMMITTEE Miss Stella Arnold Mr H H Mitchell Frank Amann O L Thompson Wm Anderson CRADLE ROLL COMMITTEE Miss Mildred Berry Chairman Miss Marjorie Cross Miss Clara Anton Lulu Moore FayStajner Rena Hiller Tacie DeLong Pearl Putnam Josephine Hammond USHERS COMMITTEE Flojd Berry Chairman Adolph Goth Bruce Berry Dick Irwin Edwin Hunter Oscar Pearson Louie Thorgrimson Martin Rishel Harold Sutton Hurley Dye John Green Harold Morris Warren Cooper Will Harman L C Stoll Glen Somerville Robert Allen Albert Berry Marioti Somerville John Clark Claud Odell Bart Clark Dan OBrien Charlie Herman Orvil Hammell Virgil Barbazett Lojd Woods Will Heiserman Homer Clark PUBLIC COMFORT COMMITTEE Dr A P Welles Chairman Mrs G YV Furrows Mr D C Marsh Wm Ilammoll Rov J E TIrrill Geo W Godrroy Mary Whitaker Mr Irn Clawson SA Warnor Howo Smith A C Ebert J A Wilcox Mary Burgess HowoSmith J II Yarger II M Finity Miss Ethol Middloton Clara Thorgrimson Mr Oscar Pearson Floyd Berry Mrs Martha McMnnigal Mrs Mary Crockford Sarah Rowoll Wm Weygint ME Stark Julia Dow Mary Chozem R Parsons Sarah Record Anna Long Miss Ethel Barnett Edna Yarger Ida McCarl Nellie Smith Eflie Abbott Mrs E M Bigelow Mrs R B Archibald E Glovor Anna DeLong Bessie Rector James 1 Lee J S Chambers B WStrine JETirrill Barney Lewis OLD FOLKS COMMITTEE Miss VirRio Ludwick Chairman Mrs R H Hubbard Mrs S D McClain Livina Irwin SA Warner H II Mitchell Our Honored Veterans Mrs Snrnh Reishor Mr Mary Tabor MEStrine T A Pearson Sarah Sutton R J Brans comb Mary Shophord Miss Sarah Stimmell Mr WmWjegiut Mrs A Anton Chairman Mrs Mary Reisher Lillie Rowland Zadio Dillon G W Watkins J II Moore Ella Carmoney Henry Smith W T Coleman D C Marsh LONDON WHITEHALL 1 It Was Known as Yorlc House Until Cardinal Wolseys Fall Old Westminster palace was the Lon don residence of the archbishops of York and was known as York House or York Place down to the reign of Henry VIII On the downfall of Cardi nal Wolsey 1529 York House was de livered and confirmed by charter to the king who changed its name to White hall There were already several White halls in the country and the choice of the name in this instance may have been due to new buildings of white stone added by Henry YIII which contrasted with the red brick in gen eral use Another conjecture is that the king wished to emphasize the depth of the cardinals fall by erasing the very name of the palace so clearly associated with his elevation to power and posi tion This appears to have been Shake speares view for in Henry YIII we read Sir you must no more call it York Place thats past For since the cardinal fell that titles lost Tls now the kings and called Whitehall London Telegraph A Memory Failure A schoolteacher was trying to im press upon his scholars mind that Co lumbus discovered America in 1492 so he said Now John to make you re member the date when Columbus dis covered America I will make it in a rhyme so you wont forget it In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue Now can you remember that John Yes sir replied John The next morning when he came to school his teacher saidJohn when did Columbus dis cover America In 1493 Columbus sailed the dark blue sea The Term Bully The term bully in the days of Shake speare had quite a different meaning from that which it has at present be ing an expression of endearment and good fellowship Some suppose that the word when it is used in approval is derived from the Dutch boel or Ger man buhle which stands for the English lover The harsher use of the word is however to be traced to bellow the root of bull with a significance of noisy blustering The Common Kind Did you ever notice that almost all these misers reported in the papers are single men asked Mr Watts Yes answered Mrs Watts Mar ried misers are too common to be worth mentioning Satisfying Do I squint Charlie asked the rich girl A little Maude he said tenderly but who wouldnt with your eyes If mine were as beautiful as yours Id be trying to look into them myself Indicative When a girl acts as if she were tied to the end of a comet and tries to look as if she were only buttoning her gloves most likely she is just become engagai New York Press Argentine ware has no superior Cole man has a full assortment The price is very reasonable The quality first class Wearing quality unequalled Mary George Mary Hickorson J A Snjder Mary Akor j Helen Maugus R PnrHoni N B Stark Jacob Long Oliver DoLoutr William Coloman Erickson MJ Clark R J Brnuscoml Henry Thrailkill Rev M B Carman Pastor M E Church DECORATION COMMITTEE Miss Mabel Wilcox Chairman Mrs C L Fahnestock R M Douglass Lulu Griggs George Willetts Mr Earl Ludwick Ruf us Douglass ENTERTAINMENT COMMITTEE MrLouis Thorgrimson George Berry EJWilcox J R McCarl James Stangland Mr3 Carrie Putmau Nellie Howell LCWolff Elmer Bocock RAGreen C A Ward JRClark ME Goldtrap J W Chase Real Estate Filings The following real estate filings have been made in the county clerks ollice since Inst Thursday evening A L Hop wood to J B Hopwood wd to sw qr nw or IM 27 COO 10 O Li Thompson toD L Thompsons cl to sw qr nw qr 5-1-29 100 CO R Lumbto D Casheu wd to lot 13 in blockGDanbury 703 00 L Burton to J Hoover wd to lots IS to 2G in block G 1st add to Bnrtley 100 00 D W Bush to J Hoover wd to lots 1 to 1Z in block 12 1st add to Hartley 000 0O M Bagley to J Kightlinger wd to part ofsoqr COO 00 C E Stimson to R Lumb qcd to lot lit in block C Danbury ItlO OH United States to I D Lorey pat sw qr no q rand lots 2-3-1 in K iO J J Laughran to M Kennedy agree ment Bridget Lydon to C W Godfrey lease Bank of Burchard to E C Stitt wd to ehf29andwhf whf 2100 Ofl Mary Munger to Vira Francisco qcd to lot C in block 10 2nd McCook G W Corner to Mary Schiltz wd to se 1000 00 J T Sanders to Sibyl Reynolds wd to ehf swqrand whf so qr 4-1-10 00 00 Lincoln Land Co to O C Mastiuwd to part of nw qr nw qr iff 00 O C Mnstin to A Lord wd to same CTiO 00 W B Hunter to II Wjcoff wd to w lif nw qr 13-1-29 and e hf no qr 11-1-30 1 00 A C Crabtree to Ida M Tubbs sd to n hfneqrand n hf nwqr 11-4-29 166 27 United States to II M Gardner pat to sw qr no qr nw qr se qr C C Dunton to F L Weatherwax wd to lot 1 in 2-1-27 and e hf se qr 3V2 27 i0 00 E E Smith to D W Bush wd to lots 1 to2linblock7 1st Bartley iOO 00 Smith Bros L T to BFTrosper wd to e hf se qr 13 and e hf ne qr 700 00 J Hoff to CRostron wd to pt of nw 32- 3 29 0000 C E and I A Lyman to W N Lyman wd to swqrse qr 3-4-27 500 00 Same to same as above wd to lots 1 to 0 in block 44 Bartley 00 00 J I Collicutt to J II Miller wd to ne 1000 CO R F McKillip to M E Druse wd to pt orwhf seqr2VJ 2t L0Q0 00 J Hein to J Hoff wd to pt of nw 2-3-20 CO 00 M E Druse to C II Haywood qcd to ptwhfseqr2Vl 2S SCO CO G Car and W B Seeley to E gart ex d to e hf se qr 403 CO A C Crabtree to G E Waldo sd to w hf se qr 4-2-0 and w qr se qr and se qr 12 03 A C Crabtree to C E Shipman sd to seqr2V2 2a 00 GO A splendid line of wall paper at very attractive prices is being shown by Cone Bros CAN YOU RESIST THIS The Iowa Homestead 100 Large weekly agricultural paper The Ilomemaker Magazine 50 Monthly family periodical full of good thinssj The Farm Gazette 50 Monthly agricultural macazine most beautiful farm publication in the world The Liucoln Journal 100 Nebraskas leading weekly pub lished at the statea capital The McCook Tribune 1 00 The newsiest county weekly pa- per publi hed iu Southwestern Nebraska Total 400 The Entire Five Papers Only 125 Good to Nnu Fahmeks Only