The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, September 02, 1904, Image 3

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Mrs Elizabeth H Thompson
of Lillydale NY Grand Worthy
Wise Templar and Member of
WCTU tells how she recov
ered by the use of Lydia E
Pinkhams Vegetable Compound
Dear Mrs Pinkiiasi I am ono
of the many of your gTatcful friends
who have been cured through the use
of Lydia E Pinkbams Vegetable
Compound and who can to day
thank you for the fine health I enjoy
When I was years old I
suffered severe backache and frequent
bearing down pains in fact I had
womb trouble I was very anxious to
pet well and reading of the cures your
Compound had made I decided to try
it I took only six bottlesbut it built mo
up andcurcd me entirely of my troubles
My family and relatives were
naturally as gratified as X was My
niece had heart trouble and nervous
prostration and was considered incur
able She took your Vegetable Com
pound and it cured her in a short time
and she became well and strong and
her home to her great joy and her hus
bands delight was blessed with a baby
I know of a number of others who
have been cured of different kinds of
female trouble and am satisfied that
your Compound is the best medicine
for tick women Mrs Elizabeth H
TnoJirsoi Box 105 Lillydale NY
5000 forfeit if original of abova letter prcenj
gtnulnencis carnot be produced
From ihe cradlo fo the baby chair
HAVE YOU A BABY
If so you ought to have a
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PATENTED
AN IDEAL SELF INSTRUCTOR
OUR PHOEKLX Walking Chair
holds the child securely pro
venting those painful falls and
bumps which are so frequent when
baby learns to walk
BETTER THAN A NURSE
The chair is provided with a re
movable sanitary cloth seat which
supports the weight of the child
and prevents bow legs and spinal
troubles it also has a table attach
menfc which enables baby to find
amusement in its toys etc with
out any attention
As indispensable as a cradle
It is so constructed that it pre
vents soiled clothes sickness from
drafts and floor germs and is
recommended by physicians and
endorsed by bothmother and baby
Combines pleasure and utility
No baby should be without one
Call at your furniture dealer
and ask to see one
MANUFACTURED ONLY B7
PHOENIX CHAIR CO
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Can only be had of your furnituro dealer
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been sold In the United Stated In
a slncle year ConstlDaion heart
burn elcfc headache dlzzlne bad
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ness arising from a dmordercd
stomach are relieved or cured by IUpant Tabules i
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occasions All druzrfsts sell them
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Montana Send 50c fur map and information tc
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No 361904
BEGGS5 BLOOD PURIFIER
CURES catarrh of the stomach
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CHAMPION TELLS TWO YARNS
And as Fteh Stories They Are Mighty
Hard to Beat
After supper L joined the caucus
out on the gallery of the hotel and
there friends citizens and fellow
countrymen I met up with the great
qranddaddy the genuine original ot
all the fish yarners in the world Ho
waB a small old man with a white
Veard and a serious demeanor and
Ve spolco in a low even flute toned
voice that never quaveredi I cannot
give all the talcs he told out there
but I can give a couple of samples
Said he
Up at my place a short spell ago
the boys and me cut down a big tree
After it fell we set down a vmite to
rest on the trunk and I hear some
thing making a noise inside
Boys sez I aint this tree hol
ler
No sez they its sound and
solid
Then I hear the fuss inside again
I grabbed an ax and sez I as I went
to choppin
Theres something inside this
here and Im a goin to know what
it is
By Ned There was a holler
place inside and In there was a nine
pound catfish what Id been hearin
flappin
Howd that fish get in there
asked a listener
Havent got any idea how he did
les n the tree growed around him
which I reckon it had some time or
other
For a second sample the old man
furnished the following
There was a terrible big fish said
he what used to come up the Osage
before the war and we got to hearin
so much about it that a passel of us
fellers set in to catch Jam We gol
200 feet of inch and a half rope had
the blacksmith weld us a big hook
and we put on a whole dog for bait
We set our line and soon sure
enough the fish swallered the dog
hook and all and the hook hung We
couldnt nigh pull him out though
there was ten of us so we hitched on
two yoke of oxen and after a hard
struggle we managed to drag that
fish out on the bank He was nine
toot between the eyes and his eyes
sot closer together than they ought tc
set in a fish of that size Kansas
City Star
German Colonists In Palestine
Industrial conditions in Palestine
have suffered severely from the loss tc
labor by a steady stream of emigra
tion of Palestines people to othei
parts of the earth An exception tc
this rule is presented by the parts ol
Palestine in which Europeans have
settled In these the land has beer
made to yield not only larger but fair
1 profitable harvests To the Germar
colonists a great deal of credit is due
lor their success in proving that s
great future awaits the agriculturist
and horticulturist who goes the righi
way to work in Palestines fields ant
among its vineyards and orchards A
German colony that settled on the
heights of Haifa thirty four years age
has prospered Not one of its ninetj
families is poor All are fairly well
to do They have raised grapes fron
Affentaller and Riesling scions fron
which a wine free from alcohol is
made This is sold to the natives anc
serves as a very refreshing drink
Idyl of Idleness
When woes unnumbered tear your sou1
to bits
And on your brow the blues have
jammed their crown
When desperation pulls off both its mitts
And taps your solar plexus when
oure down
Buck up to sadness never thus kow
tow
Sweet Nature smiles enjoy her with o
will
Employ a sunbeam to massage vour
brows
Ask nightingales to give the standard
trill
Call jonquils John and gay carnations
Nat
Lie down in woods and gentlv swel
with glee
Climb belvideres as stealthy as a cat
Ana sranc me tiimu bits ot scenery
Ah live and laugh throughout the
idle
aay
Watch speckled cows for sunsets lie
in wait
Converse with brooks and hows that
does it pay
Well I dont know the competitions
great
Thomas R Ybarra
Why They Do Not Speak
Good morning Miss Sweetleigh
cried Cholly Sparkers to the fair dam
sel of his acquaintance whom he hac
just met pray what brings you out
so early in the day
Oh Ive just been to the photog
raphers with my pet pug Pansy and
we have had our portraits taken to
gether havent we dear Beauty and
the beast you know she added with
a saucy little laugh
And what a little beauty he is tc
be sure replied Johnson as he ten
derly stroked poor Pansys cranium
Then he suddenly coughed went red
and tried to explain But she turned
away leaving him to become bot and
cold in turn and thus they parted
strangers for evermore
A Reminder of His Wild Oats
Richard Croker once visited an
ancient English castle the owner be
ing absent at the time The valet in
charge was generous with his informa
tion and as a climax to the series
of interesting rooms opened a door
and disclosed a large number of bot
tles placed in perfect symmetry and
reaching to the lofty ceiling
A pyramid of empty bottles ex
claimed the New Yorker What does
it mean
My master comes in here occa
sionally said the guide softly to
realize what a gigantic ass he has
made of himself Portland Oregon
ian
Duchess Claim to Fame
The dowager duchess of Abercorr
has 140 living descendants including
seventy one great grandchildren
H LIF ILIS a
Men as Actresses
Japan boasts of several brilliant ac
tors but strangely enough she af
fords no encouragement to actresses
Womens parts are played by men
and played excellently well too Jap
anese boys who are destined for a
stage career are brought up entirely
by members of the feminine sex By
the time that they are midway In
their teens they have acquired all tho
usual female characteristics
Longevity in Europe
Of all European countries Franco
I the most favorable to longevity of
every 1000 persons forty four reach
ihe age of seventy In Norway tho
number is forty in Sweden thirty
three Italy thirty one Switzerland
tcirty England twenty seven Ger
many twenty six Spain twenty four
Austria twenty three Hungary eight
een
Cant Interfere
Your daughter plays a great deal
of classical music in a rather orig
inal way remarked the man with
gold glasses Yes answered Mr
Cumrox regretfully She bought the
piano and the music out of her own
spending money and I suppose she
feels that she has a right to do wht
ihe pleases with them
Deer Swifter Than Electric Car
A deer was found on the car track
at Sturbridge the other day which
when startled ran swiftly along the
ties ahead of the car The motorman
opened the controller to the last
notch but the animal led the car for
a full quarter of a mile and then
leaped lightly over the fence and dis
appeared
Word Weigh Too Much for Him
A London juryman fainted the other
day while the judge was charging the
body The judge was saying You
must give the statements of the wit
nesses for the defense full weight
Ai the words full weight the jury
man fainted Later it was found that
ho was a coal dealer
Kentucky Mans Duty
Jamboree Ky August 29 Special
After suffering for years with pain
in the back Mr J M Coleman a well
known citizen of this place has found
a complete cure in Dodds Kidney-
Pills Knowing how general this dis
ease is all over the country Mr Cole
man feels it is his duty to make his
experience public for the benefit of
other sufferers
I want to recommend Dodds Kid
ney Pills to everybody who has pain
in the back Mr Coleman says I
suffered for years with my back I
used Dodds Kidney Pills and I have
not felt a pain since My little girl
too complained of her back and she
used about half a box of Dodds Kid
ney Pills and she is sound and well
Backache is Kidney Ache Dodds
Kidney Pills are a sure cure for all
Kidney Aches including Rheuma
tism
Not a Lucrative Business
Dr Smiles did not leave so much
money behind him as did Sir H M
Stanley but in his case more than
in Stanleys the amount is likely to
represent literary earnings At any
late 370000 is not considered a bad
recompense for self help when ap
plied in a calling which apart from
the more signal successes of a few
novelists and playwrights rarely
leads on to such fortunes as are made
in soaps or pills
Disgrace to Lose Mustaches
Two Mohammedan criminals at 01
mutz were in consternation on hear
ing that like all other prisoners they
would have to have their mustaches
shaved off They pleaded that that
would be an indelible disgrace and
that their wives would leave them
They were finally allowed to keep
them
After It With a Net
What on earth are you a doin with
that ar crab net asked the farm
woman behind the gingham apron
Ise just a lookin for people what
casts their bread on the water said
Itinerant Ike aint you goin to do a
little castin this morning mum
Keep Valuable Secret in Family
When the originator of the genuine
eau de cologne died age 80 he gave
his secret to his nephew and heir
Since 1709 only ten persons
seen the recipe which is kept
box trebly locked
LEARNING THINGS
have
in a
We Are AH in the Apprentice Class
When a simple change of diet
brings back health and happiness the
story is briefly told A lady of
Springfield 111 says After being
afflicted for years with nervousness
and heart trouble I received a shock
four years ago that left me in such
a condition that my life was despaired
of I could get no relief from doctors
ror from the numberless heart and
ntrve medicines I tried because I
didnt know that the coffee was daily
putting me back more than the Drs
could put me ahead
Finally at the request of a friend I
left off coffee and began the use of
Postum and against my convictions I
gradually improved in health until for
the past 6 or 8 months I have been
entirely free from nervousness and
those terrible sinking weakening
spells of heart trouble
My troubles all came from the use
of coffee which I had drunk from
childhood and yet they disappeared
when I quit coffee and took up the
use uf Postum Name given by
Postum Co Battle Creek Mich
Many people marvel at the effects
of leaving off coffee and drinking
Postum but there is nothing marvel
ous about it only common sense
Coffee is a destroyer Postum is a
rebuilder Thats the reason
Look in each pkg for the famous
little book The Road to Wellville
COULDNT LIFT TEN POUNDS
Doana Kidney Pills Brought Strength
and Health to the Sufferer Mak
ing Him Feel Twenty Fivo
Years Younger
J B Corton
farmer and
lumberman of
Deppe N C
says I suffer
ed for yea j
with my back
It was so bad
that 1 could not
walk any dis
tance nor even
ride In easy
J B CUKTON OUgSy uu
not believe I could have raised ten
pounds of weight from the ground the
pain xvzs so severe This was my con
dition when 1 began using Doans Kid
ney Pills They quickly relieved mo
and now I am never troubled as I
was My back is strong and I can
walk or ride a long distance and feel
just as strong as I did twenty live
years ago I think so much of Doans
Kidney Pills that I have given a sup
ply of the remedy to some of my
neighbors and they have also found
good results If you can sift anything
from this rambling note that will he
of any service to you or to any ono
suffering from kidney trouble you are
at liberty to do so
A TRIAL FREE Address Foster
Mil burn Co Buffalo N Y For sale
by all dealers price 50 cts
Women show animosity over atten
tion given to other women
Every housekeeper should know
that if they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
will save not only time because it
never sticks to the iron but because
each package contains 16 oz one full
pound while all other Cold Water
Starches are put up in 4 pound pack
ages and the price is the same 10
cents Then again because Defiance
Starch is free from all injurious chem
icals If your grocer tries to sell you a
12 oz package it is because he has
n stock on hand which he wishes to
dispose of before he puts in Defiance
He knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package in large let
ters and figures 16 ozs Demand
Defiance and save much time and
money and the annoyance of the iron
fticking Defiance never sticks
It is best to settle a quarrel without
any outside interference
Medical Department Washington University
The lirst two years are devoted aiutnly to
practical training in laboratories of Anatomy
Histology EtnbryolOK v Chemistry Physiology
Pathology and Bacteriology by specialists and
life worlters in these branches The last two
years are given to personal stuciy of diseaso in
clinical laboratories hospitals and dispensaries
not merely afilliated but under the full control
of the Faculty for bed side instruction For
particulars and catalogue addresb the Dean
1806 Locust Street St Louis
Health may be wealth for some but
ilis poverty for the doctor
Insist on Getting It
Some grocers say they dont keep
Defiance Starch This is because they
have a stock on hand of other brands
containing only 12 07 in a package
which they wont be able to sell fiist
because Defiance contains 16 oz for
the same money
Do you want 16 oz instead of 12 oz
for same money Then buy Defiance
Starch Requires no cooking
A man shows
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wont shake out or blow out by using
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Women have an idea all profession
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When a man is unable to do any
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Lucky is he who marries a widow
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Defiance Starch is guaranteed big
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Women fall into the habit of speak
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I do not believe Pisos Cure for Consumptcc
has an equal for coughs and colds Jony F
Boyek Trinity Springs Ind Feb 15 1900
Faith is the only eye with which
it is safe to look at the future
Hrr WlnsloTrs Soothing Syrnp
For children teething ooftas the guras reduces ta
CammaUon allays pala cures wind 25c a bottle
The man who lives by tricks finds
them to be back handed traps
Dr David Kennedys Favorite Kerned v tho
Great Kldnry nd Liver Cure World Famoux Write Ir
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A man gets fame in heaverr by a
good deed done in secret
The Murine Lye Keuiedy Co Chicago send Uoirie
Eye Book free Write them nbout jour eye
The cruel are always cowardly
BLINDNESS AND DEAFNESS
CURED AT HOME
If you have weak eyea failing
Bizht granulated lids scums over
tha eyes or sore eyea of any kind
catarrh or deafness write full de
scription of j our cape and a trial
treatment will be sent you
FREE OF CHARGE
This trial treatment Is mild and
harmless and has cured many severe
cases DrModre vas annnlniMt hr
two Governors Chief Eyeand Ear Surgeon to the
wurioittiv lubuuuuaioriue una ana was also rro
fessorof the Eye and Ear in the American Medical Col
lege Cross eyes straightened by new painless method
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00 and 400 Custom Bench Work in all
THE HIGH URADE LEATHERS
250 Police Three Soles 250 and
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250 200 and 175 Boys for
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Icatlicra hold tlicir sliineflt bettor wear longer
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it talco no substitute SoM by ulioo dealers
everywhere Iast Color Jbytttts wed exclusively
AS GOOD AS 700 SHOES
Heretofore I have bean wearing 700
shoes I purchased ez pair of TV L Douglua
S3 SO shoes which Z have worn every day for
four months They arc so satisfactory I do not
intend to return to tha more expensive shoes
WM GRJJY KNOWLES Jisst City Solicitor Vhila
Brockton Leads tha Mens Shoo Fashlcms cf tha World
W Ii DoiiKlas uses Corona Colt sit in in I Send for Catalog qivlnrj full In
his f0 sho s Corona Colt is ron eilct I stru Uons horn to Odrr by mall
to be the finest Patent Leather iudc W L Douglas Brockton
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more yellow looking clothes
no more cracking or breaking It-
doesnt stick to the iron It gives satis
faction or you get your money back The
cost is io cents for 16 ounces of tne best
starch made Of other starches you get
but 12 ounces Nova dont forget Its OX
your grocers
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Great Reduction in Rates via
WABASH RAILJROAD
Home visitors excursions sold every Tuesday in September and October
11th Half fare plus 100 for the round trip to all points in Indiana
points in Ohio and Kentucky
850 St Louis and return sold Tuesdays and Thursdays also September
3rd 4th and 11th
1380 St Louis and return sold daily
3125 Baltimore and return sold September Sth and 10th
2715 Buffalo Niagara Falls or Toronto and return sold daily
2150 Detroit and return sold daily
2000 Chicago and return one way via St Louis sold daily
Long limit and stop over allowed at St Louis on ALL tickets
Schedule o our Fast trains
Read down
745 a m630 p m Lv
800 a m645 p m Lv
735 p m 1700 a m Arr
750 p m715 a m Arr
Omaha
Council Bluffs
Worlds Fair Station
St Louis
Head up
Arr 900 p m 1820 a m
Arr 845 p m800 a m
Lv 915 a m745 p m
Lv 900 a m720 p m
These trains run daily Compare this time with other lines
The Wabash lands all passengers at and checks bassrasre to its own
station at main entrance of Worlds fair grounds Think what this means
quick time extra car fare saved and a delightful trip and you are not all
tired out before entering the Exposition grounds
All Agents can route you via the Wabash R R For beautiful Worlds
Fair folder and all information address
HARRY E MOORES
G A P D Wab R R Omaha Neb
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