Hi m A Los Angeles woman wants a di vorce from her husband because he brought snakes into the house If the divorce is granted on this ground it will constitute a sweeping and unex pected victory for theW C T U A Philadelphia chemist claims to have discovered a process whereby he can reduce the price of radium from 16000000 to less than 500000 a pound With meat and almost every thing else soaring skyward this must be welcome news to the struggling poor SSXSSZSSSSBSsssssSSfastsa McCook Tribune F M KIMMELL Publisher MCOOK NEBRASKA The queen of Holland Is said to be an enthusiastic farmer Luckily she can afford It The goat is a wonderful animal Think of the things it eats and the rich milk It gives It would be something of a calamity if one of those floating mjnes should strike the sea serpent A New Jersey bridegroom fainted at the altar the other day but it is not recorded that he got away When a woman is mad clear through sometimes youcan tell it by the extra sweetness in her smile When you see a portrait of Mrs Elias that octoroon adventuress of New York City you wonder still more If space is scarce they can desig nate just as well by printing the names of the two opposing generals Patkin and KI Another trouble about educating the girls is that they get too wise to put up with mans rules for the regulation of wives Sea serpents come in striped effects this summer Proprietors of resorts will have to repaint their old serpents or lose trade Georgia farmer cured of rheumatism by a stroke of lightning Physicians are now trying to cure him of the stroke of lightning If King Edwardrdoes attend the Oxford-Cambridge-Harvard-Yale games the Yankee college boys will win or snap a tendon trying Never mind if it is an old joke When anybody asks you Do you think it is going to clear up reply languidly It always has A western man committed suicide because he could not guide his auto mobile Most men guiding automo biles prefer to commit homicide Troubles never come singly On the contrary they come in packages and the bigger the package a man tries to carry the more trouble he has Did it require an appalling catas trophe to teach inspectors that a few pounds of rotten cork tied up in rotten canvas do not make a life preserv er The emperor of Korea still has his irown on reasonably straight but his fears intensify that the rough house proceedings all around him will jar it loose The Boston Globe reminds us that Dammet is Swedish for dust It may relieve your feelings some of these windy dusty days to speak Swedish The suggestion that families ought to keep goats should be enthusiastic ally received With a goat in the house every man could be his own se cret society The decision of the treasury depart ment that pigeons are birds and not poultry seems to be in line with a de cision promulgated some time ago by the late Noah Webster The next time a member of the Goe let family gets married it might be well to avoid the mob by having the ceremony in a submarine boat or on a coral reef somewhere Quite frequently this years June bride is last years sweet girl gradu ate says the Boston Globe But alas for poor mama The same frock will never do for both events The Italian now in the Connecticut states prison on a life sentence who prefers to remain there to being par doned and sent back to Italy must have left his country for his countrys good No Vacation Russell Sage should write a letter ofappreciation of Judge Miller of Mississippi who says that high wages cause idleness because rzen do not have to work all the time for a living A New York woman who was worth 75000 died the other day and left her husband only 5 because he hadnt kissed her for nearly seven years Per mitting the heart to grow old doesnt always pay According to a new encyclopedia poverty is caused by four things drink inefficiency and shiftlessness crime and a fondness for roving One other cause that might be mentioned is a lack of money 8B2tmBBaaBaaSBSBBBB883B2lgK3 ON TO BONESTEEL rOWN ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF THOUSANDS EXPECTED RUNNING ON WIDE OPEN PLAN Large Number of Temporary Lodging Houses and Restaurants Keeping Prices Down to Nominal Figures Crops in that Locality BONESTEEL S D Omaha Bee special It looks now as though Bone ateel will be able to handle the rush expected here next week They are figuring on at least 30000 registrations here and already have accommoda tions for about 5000 people The town is wide open every other building is a saloon or restaurant while shack lodging houses and tents occupy all vacant lots Gambling in every form is in evidence here and the bigmitt and sure thing man is on the ground in force So far there have been but two holdups and the town is orderly and well policed It looks now as though the restaur ant and lodging house business would be overdone and the prospects are good for reasonable rates during the rush Prices are no higher here now than in eastern Nebraska towns The restaurants serve a substantial meal for 25 cents a comfortable bed may be had at any of the numerous lodg ing houses for a like amount and beer is 5 cents c glass Estimating the total number who will register for land at 60000 it is a good gamble at big odds and a large part of those already here are attracted by the chance to win some After a care ful inspection of the reservation lands it Is safe to say that of the 382000 acres there are at least 1500 claims more than worth the outlay necessary to secure them Real estate agents here are offering to pay 800 for claims numbered as high as 850 while the preceding numbers are val ued at from 55000 down As it costs nothing to register the chances of se curing one of the lucky numbers is proving an attraction to the speculator as well as the homeseeker A large part of those already here are lators men of small means who feel lucky The general character of the reser vation is rolling The northwestern portion is rough grazing land On rough land of the same character joining the reservation stock is rang ed all winter and in ordinary years comes out in good shape About forty head will do well on a quarter sec tion it is said The crops near Bonesteel look well this season corn and small grain and the farms have a thrifty appear ance A quarter section of improved land here is valued at from 2000 to 57000 It is thought Bonesteel will be able to handle the crowd without anw diffi culty It is reasonably certain one will be able to secure a bed or a meal here for 50 cents during the rush Already some thirt ynotaries are on the ground and as many more locating agencies There are perhaps 1000 strangers here now and this number is being swelled daily although the rush is not expected before the first week in July Visitors are not ex cluded from the reservation and the liveries are doing a thriving business TOGO IS GREAT ADMIRAL English Opinion of Late Achievements at Port Arthur LONDON While the special dis patches to the morning newspapers add nothing to the details contained In the Associated Press information concerning the Port Arthur engage ment and the situation on the Liao Tung peninsula the editorials by war experts devote much space to the situation The general view is that the Russians at Port Arthur lost their opportunity through their timidity and that Togo has again asserted his right to be considered one of the worlds greatest admirals It is conceded on every hand that while the details are not yet fully known when both sides tell the whole story the calamity to Russia will only be increased It is pointed out how ever that Port Arthur is opened and that the Vladivostok fleet may make another diversion in which the of the Port Arthur squadron may at any time make a forlorn hope dash for a juncture The editorials special dispatches and articles by war experts join in expressing the belief that great events are impending and that the next few days may have a great bearing on the final result of the war Shot in Saloon Brawl DAVENPORT In a row in the El dorado saloon Tom Geasland a stone mason shot Ed Dugan a gunsmith at the arsenal in the groin Geasland was arrested and the dangerous na ture of Dugans wound makes it prob able that he will have to answer to the charge of murder Marescal Not a Candidate MEXICO CITY Owing to the an nouncement of several persons to the public through newspapers support ing the candidacy of Ignacio Mares al minister of foreign relations for the vice presidency the venerable iiplomatist and statesman has given DUt a letter in which he refuses to al low his name to be used Minister Marescal declares his friendship for Minister of the Interior Corral tiie candidate of the national convention and regards the latters success at the polls as certain gssasgKffrrnTiMsi GET MIXEDOVEr ROSEBUD Many Intended Settlers Misconstrue the Presidents Proclamation WASHINGTON An erroneous wording of the presidents proclama tion openeing to settlement lands in Gregory county South Dakota ceded by the Sioux Indians to the United States is causing the general land office officials no end of trouble The sentence to which reference is made reads as follows To obtain registration each appli cant will be required to show himself duly qualified by written application to be made on a blank form provided by the commissioner of the general land office Macy has issued the fol try of these lands under existing laws and to give the registering offi cer such appropriate matters of de scription and identity as will protect the applicant and government against any attempted impersonation The language of this clause would seem to indicate that blame forms could only be obtained from the of fice of the commissioner of the gen eral land office at Washington Such however is not the fact These blanks are really only obtainable at the registration points name in the proclamation namely Chamberlain Yankton Bonesteel and Fairfax S D The chief clerk of the general land office Macy his issued the fol lowing endeavor to clear up the mis apprehension which has been caused by the careless wording of the proc lmatlon Referring to the presidents proc lamation of May 13 1904 providing for the opening of the Rosebud In dian reesrvation in which it is stated at the bottom of page 3 three that applicants to register must use a blank provided by the commissioner of the general land office these blanks can be obtained only at the registration points in South Dakota named in the proclamation The only blank given out from the general land office at Washington is the blank form of power of attorney for use of soldiers who desire to register by an agent MERCHANT ORDERED TO LEAVE Harry A Floaten Not Permitted to Stay at Home in Cripple Creek TELLURIDE Colo Harry Float en a merchant who was deported by the military two weeks ago and who returned home departed again after being waited upon by a committee of five citizens who warned him that his life would be in peril if he remained here Upon arrival here Mr Floaten was arrested and detained more than an hour but no charge was made against him He said he was ad vised by Acting Governor Huggott to remain as the deportations of citi zens by the Citizens alliance would have to be stopped The only accu sation made against him by Captain Bulkeley Wells who ordered him to leave before martial law was sus pended was that he received on de posit at his store funds of the local Miners union and transacted business for that organization MORAL STANDARDS ARE LOW Fashionable Society of the Cities Ar raigned AMHERST Mass At the commence ment exercises at Amherst collegge the baccalaureate sermon was deliv ered by President George Harris D D He said in part The fashionable society of our cities is a society of the wealthy The rich vie with one another in the ex pensiveness of food drinks clothes and decorations Their moral stand ards are low Divorce does not read a rich man or woman out of fashion able society They are the degener ates of the cities But not all the wealthy rush into this silly scramble of vulgarity and sensuousness There are many who use wealth to secure higher ideals How otherwise could there be culture science art music philanthrophy colleges schools and churches Hulk of the Slocum Towed In NEW YORK Crowds with heads bowed and uncovered lined both sides of East river Sunday as the hulk of the General Slocum was towed to a dock in Erie basin where it is to be inspected by the federal author ities The flags on the tugs having the wreck in tow were at half mast and when passing Barretts Point where the Slocum sank and so many lives were lost the flags were dipped All the craft in the harbor dipped their flags as the flotilla passed Weeks Attendance at the Tair ST LOUIS Mo The total attend ance at the Worlds fair for the week ending Saturday night June 25 as officially announced was 540485 an increase of over 65000 over the pre vious week and 402777 over the total attendance for the first week Preaches a Startling Sermon MONTREAL At the celebration of the feast of St John the Baptist the national holiday of French Canada Zfbbe Brosseau preached rrther a startling sermon to thousands in Notre Dame He said that a crisis had arrived in church matters thanks to a lack of harmony between the Catholic clergymen and layment The laymen he declared were neglecting religious duties more and more the clergy were not up-to-date and he ex pressed the desire of the archbishop that matters promptly be remedied CABINET CHANGES NEBRASKA MAN BECOMES SECRE TARY OF NAVY PAUL MORTON ACCEPTS PLACE New Official to Enter Upon His Duty July 1st Metcalf of California is to Be Secretary cf Commerce and Labor WASHINGTON A sweeping change In the cabinet of President Roosevelt was announced officially at the White House Friday The announcement came in the form of a brief typewrit ten statement issued by Secretary Loeb a follows The following cabinet appoint ments are announced William H Moody of Massachusetts attorney gen eral Paul Morton of Illinois secre tary of the navy Victor H Metcalf of California secretary of commerce and labor The resignation of Secretary Cortel you and Attorney General Knox have been accepted to take effect July 1 For two weeks or more it has been known that these changes were im pending When Secretary Cortelyou was designated by President Roosevelt to be his campaign Manager it was certain that he would retire from the cabinet upon his assumption of duties as chairman of the republican national committee Just before he left for Chicago last Wednesday he placed in the hands of the president his letter of resignation from the department oi commerce and labor It was under stood between the president and him that the resignation was to be accept ed to take effect at the end of the pres ent fiscal year June 30 Inclusive The taking effect of his resignation at that time would afford him an opportunity to complete some work in the depart ment which ne had initiated and which it was important he should carry to a conclusion One week ago Attorney General Knox formally announced that he would retire from the department oi justice probably at the end of the fiscal year It was understood at the same time that Secretary Moody would succeed Mi Knox as attorney general The statement was made however tnat while the transfer of Secretary Moody to the department of justice was very probable it was dependent in a measure on the presidents suc cess in securing such a successor for him in the navy department as he de sired In pursuit of his purpose to secure the services of a toroughly able and congenial man President Roosevelt tendered the appointment of secretary of the navy to Paul Morton first vice president of the Atchison Topeka Santa Fe railroad Mr Morton is a personal friend of the president of many years standing He is a son of the late J Sterling Morton of Ne braska secretary or agriculture in President Clevelands last administra tion Mr Morton has had experience in Washington having been here with his father Since President Roosevelt has been in the White House nas nas macie more than one effort to induce Mr Morton to accept a position in his ad ministration Feeling that his life work in the railroad business in which he has achieved success might be im peded by his acceptance of an official position in the government he uni lormly has declined all such proffers In consequence with this feeling he declined the proffer of the portfolio of the navy He was requested by the president to consider his disin clination He tooK dinner at the White House and the whole subject was considered after which Mr Mor ton had consulted with his personal and business friends and associates At the conclusion of the conference Mr Morton told the president he would accept the position in the cab inet RUSSIANS APPLY THE TORCH Burn Numerous Dwelling Houses in Korean Towns SEOUL A telegram received here from Gensan Korea reports that Rus sian troops have burned numerous dwelling houses in the towns of Kilju and Ham Heung and that at the lat ter place women were subjected to ill treatment One thousand Russian troops are commandeering live stock foods and carts from a wide area in northwest ern Korea These men are on their way to Vladivostok and will cross the Tumen river by means of recently constructed bridges There are three cases of cholera here The men affected are natives and the disease has not appeared among the Japanese troops Tangier Settles Down to Quiet LONDON The Tangier corre spondent of the Daily Telegraph says that the city of Tangier has resumed life as nothing had happened The Perdicaris affair is over he says and no developments are expected BATTLESHIP IS SUNK Togo Engages Russian Fleet at Port Arthur and Damages Three Ships TOKIO Admiral Togo reports an engagement at Port Arthur last Thursday in which a battleship of the Peresviet type was sunk and a battle ship of the Sevastopol type and a first class cruiser of the Diana type were damaged It is reported that the Port Arthui fleet came out of the harbor Thurs day and engaged the Japanese fleet v NEWS IN NEBRASKA The home of F Pierce at Fremont was badly damaged by lire A team of mules has been stolen from A C Heacock at Springfield Brehn and Flaska has pleaded guilty to assault upon a man named Laka at Wymore Seward county populists have select ed delegates to state and congressional conventions The old settlers of Richardson coun ty will hold their annual picnic Au gust 24 and 25 The Germantown State bank is a new corporation which will run a bank at Germantown - William Seye of Plattsmouth for getting drunk and abusing his wife paid a fine of 100 Chief of Police Frost of Auburn has been removed for inability to control the rowdy element Plattsmouth reports the presence of smallpox in a transient visitor who was sent from town Mrs Ayers wife of Dr Harry Ayers of Nebraska City was seriously burn ed aboutNthe hands and arms while lighting a gasoline stove Mr Tadiken a farmer living near Rising City fell dead in the street at that place of heart failure He was about 70 years of age a widower and an old setler A G Ludwig of Arlington received the contract for building the new ad dition to the high school at Central City his bid being 50 lower than any local contractors Eugene Thackaberry a young man who has been employed in the ol fices of the Dempster company at Be atrice has disappeared When he left town he told some of his friends that he was going to Cororado but since leaving Beatrice he has been seen in Omaha The live members of the York Coun ty Fair association have recently tak en hoil of the fair grounds and have made many improvements A six foot tight board fence has been built and also a large speed barn Already there are several owners of fast horses en the ground training horses At a meeting of the Chadron city council a new bond proposition was submitted Bonds are to be issued for 40000 at 5 per cent The previous ones were for 50000 at 0 per cent and there is still owing 42000 but before the new ones are to be issued 2000 can be paid out of the water receipts A brigade encampment such as has not been held in the state for several years will be held by the Nebraska August Neither the exact date nor the place of encampment has yet been settled upon It is thought that sev eral Nebraska towns Avill enter bids for the location Adam Graham a prominent farmer living near Richfield Sarpy county while hitching up his team at Papil lion was seized by a paralytic stroke and fell under the horses feet His family soon discovered him and at once carried him to a house and a physician was summoned but his re covery is doubted While at his farm southwest of Be atrice Sunday Fred Claussen a gro ceryman of that city was attacked by a ferocious oull and narrowly escaped being killed When the animal came for him he grabbed it by the horns and held on until a farm hand came to his assistance Aside from a few bruises he escaped uninjured The first accident in the work of building the new Nebraska hospital for the insane at Norfolk occurred last week when Frank Hawshaw who was carrying brick up an incline re ceived a falling bat upon his head which knocked him senseless A fel low workman caught him and kept him from falling to the ground Joe Cannon aged about 30 years was brought to Sheriff Hansen of Da kota county for safe keeping Can non seems to be unbalanced imagin ing that he controls the earth and all thereunto belonging Some months ago Cannon created a commotion in Sioux City by charging that he was the man that blew up the Maine James Mahaffa the young man wno escaped from jail at Ogalalla was cap tured and returned to jail after be ing gone twenty four hours Sheriff Harrington received a message by tel epone that Mahaffa was in an old deserted sod house six miles north of town He started at once with a posse and overhauled him in the sand hills In the supreme court Louis Zobel of Hastings has filed a brief denying that he fractured the constitution of the United States when he declined to serve a meal to Lizzie Sherwood in his restaurant He denied the colored woman service and was found guilty of a misdemaanor He appealed and Attorney General Prout declares that Zobel infringed the constitution and attempted to establish race distinc tions The cherry crop of Sarpy county is greater this ear than it has been for several years past Owing to the ex ceedingly low price of the fruit farm ers cannot afford to hire men to pick it and as a result it is feared much of I lilt nun win gu to waaie Fire destroyed a large farm barn belonging to S R Rosenberry three miles east of Leigh The family was away from home at the time and the origin of the fire is unknown The loss besides the building was one calf and three harnesses The building was insured FIGURING UP ASSESSMENT iii Certifying Rail State Board Has a Job road Valuation LINCOLN The state ff completed Its worlc sessment having of assessing railroad P T assisted retary Bennet is now busy by all the state house clerks that corvice in could oe urcuLuu iui assessment out to the vari the fying ed county clerks This work shouM be completed by the 27th but from the amount of figuring necessary to un law comply with the new revenue less much additional help is brought into service it will be an impossibil ity to do this As a final action of the board an other change has been made in the grand total making this 460S40877o This was occasioned by a reuuuuuu the assessment of the Great Western from 48000 to 26835 To make up the grand aggregate of the railroad property the different systems of the state were valued as follows one fifth of which amount being the asj sessed valuation Union Pacific 52 878049 Burlington 10118499675 Missouri Pacific 10968538 Chicago Rock Island Pacific 10426330 St Joseph Grand Island 3649750 Wilmar Sioux Falls 2564200 Chi cago Northwestern 34663200 Chicago St Paul Minneapolis Om aha 11524300 The increase in the total assessment of railroad property some 19000000 is by far the greatest increase ever handed down by any Nebraska as sessment board but even that large amount of increase should occasion little protest from the railroad com panies when taken into comparison with assessments levied against them years ago when the roads were in value worth little compared to what they are worth now The main line of the Union Pacific was assessed this year at 16000 a mile while away back in 1881 the average value per mile for this system was 11552 In 1894 it was assessed on the main line at 11500 a mile while from 1888 for four years the assessment of the main line was 11440 a mile From that time with the exception of one year tne assessment was gradually decreas ed uough the property each year be came more valuable the last five years preceding 1903 the assessment being y800 on the main line In that year it was increased to 9900 a mile still being 1652 less than the assessment of 1881 The Burlington has just as litle room for protest as the Union Pacific National guard during the month of for this year it was assesse1 on th main line at only 15470 while back in 1885 tne highest of any year ex cept the present it was assessed at 12612 a mile Then began the grad ual decrease in valuation until the climax was reached last yar when the assessment on the main line was 10500 a mile lower than it had been ior six years Saved Childs Life REMONT Lloyd Havens a mem ber of the Pohl Snephard ball team saved the life of a two year old child near Ames He was driving in a car ryall with the other players to North Bend where a game was to be played when he spied the little one sitting m the middle of the track playing Half a mile away the Union Pacific through train was approaching at the rate of a mile a minute Havens hur riedly jumped from the vehicle and rescued the child from its perilous position A Bin Potato Patch SCOTTS BLUFF T C Bottom Co have just finished planting 400 acres of potatoes This will make a total acreage of about 10000 in this valley Cars Mangle Three Children AINSWORTH While the eastbound freight No 82 George Mills conduc tor was switching in the yards here the hind trucks of a flat car ran over the 3-year-old son of Mr Ellis kill ing him instantly also the 16-months-old babe who died an hour later and badly mangled the foot of another 5-year-old girl Boy Drowned While Swimming NORFOLK Willie Stahl 14 years old stole away to swim with com rades Sunday afternoon and was drowned in the Elkhorn river Hi comrades denied the accident declar mg Willie had gone home and hid his clothing in a barn to conceal the fact Smalbox Has the Day SCOTTS BLUFF At a meeting of citizens it was decided not to cele brate this year on account of the smallpox scare At present there is but one mild case and it is thought that it can be controlled so that there will be no further danger Harvest Hands Wanted The association of free employment bureaus composed of the labor com missioners of five states in the wheat belt of which Don C Despain of Ne braska is president will S0On have an opportunity to demonstrate wheth er it can do the business Last week President Despain received word from Kansas that that state would requTg the importation of about 21 nnn to handle the harvesLesT mg beguns June 20 at which tle special rates will be 1 railroads uy ue iS fr WkU i I ri4 r