The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, June 26, 1903, Image 3

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Early n the morning late at w
i night or whenever used Defiance
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your money
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Satisfaction or money back
guaranteed It is manufactured
under the latest improved condi
tions It is up-to-date It is the
best We give no premiums1
We sell 16 ounces of the best
starch made for 10 cents Other
brands are 12 ounces for 10 cents
with a tin whistle
Manufactured by
THE DEFIANCE STARCH CO
Omaha Neb
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We sell tlie product in key opening cans
Turn a key and you find the meat exactly
asitleftus We put them up in this way
Potted Ham Beef and Tongue
Ox Tongue Whole Veal Loaf
Deviled Mam Brisket Beef
Sliced Smoked Beef Etc
AH natural flavor foods palatable and
wholesome Your urocer should have them
FREE tho booklet How to Make Gooil Thlncs
to Ent Send Cvo2o btamps for Libbjr8 bic Atlas
of tho World
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CKIca go Illinois
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Ak Your riivclans Advice BOOKLKT FKEK
Philadelphia truss Co 610 Locust Bt Phila Pa
are at a premium everywhere and an Honest Farm
Wagon should be If more men who misrep
resent articles they offer for sale were put
Ifti JAIL
the farmer would have less trouble When vou buy
a Farm Wagon see that it is the NEW TIFFIN
for it is an HONEST wagon in every part No
Mapleaxles No Elm or inferior Birch hubs Noth
inc in the cears but first quality Hickory and Oak
It your dealer will not handle it write to THE
TIFFIN WAGON CO TIFFIN OHIO and they
will tell you where you can cet one
WESTERNS CANADA
Is attracting more attention than any other district
in th world
4 The Granary of tho World Tho lund of Sun
shine Tie Hatural Feeding Grounds for Block
Area under crop in 1302 1957330 acres
Yield 1902 117922754 bushels
1 Abundance of water Fuel
Plentiful Chc3p Building
Material ixooa urass lor
pasture and hay a fertile
soil a sufficient rainfall and
a climate Elvlns an assured
J and adequate season of
Itrasrth HOJilSSXBAU
I LAUDS OF 160 ACRES
KEE Close to Cuurclies Schools etc Railways tap
all settled districts Sendfor Atlas andother literature
to Superintendent of Immigration Ottawa Canada
Canadian Government Agent 801
or to W VBennett
XewYorkLireBldpOmahaebwhowillsupplyioii
with certificate giving you reduced railway rates etc
FREETWSVlEgyi
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To prove the heallnp ana
cleansing power of laxtlne
Toilet Antiseptic we will
mail a large trial package
I with book of instructions
absolutely free This is not
a tiny sample but a larg
pactose enough to cot
vince anvone of its value
Women nil over the countn
i are praising Paxtine for what
it has done in local treat
metit of feinalo llrs curing
all inflammation and discharges wonderful as a
cleansing vapini1 douche for sore throat nasal
catarrh as a mouth wash and to remove tartar
and whiten the teeth Send today a postal card
will do
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IN EVERY WALK OF LIFE
People In
overy walk
of life have
bad backis
Kidneys go
wrong and
the back he
rring tr nr lifi
Cure sick 01
kidneys and
backache
quickly dis
appears
Read this
test mony
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and learn how it can be done
A A Boyce a farmer living three
and a half miles from Trenton Mo
says A severe cold settled in my
kidneys and developed so quickly that
I was obliged to lay off work on ac
count of the aching in my back and
sides For a time I was unable to
walk at all and every makeshift I
tried and all the medicine I took had
not the slightest effect My back con
tinued to grow weaker until I was un
fit for anything Mrs Boyce noticed
Doans Kidney Pills advertised as a
sure cure for just such conditions and
one day when in Trenton she brought
a box home from Chas A Fosters
drug store T followed the directions
carefully when taking them and I must
say I was more than surprised and
much more gratified to notice the
backache disappearing gradually until
it finally stopped
A FREE TRIAL of this great kidney
medicine which cured Mr Boyce will
do mailed on application to any part
of the United States Address Foster
Milburn Co Buffalo N Y For sale
by all druggists price 50 cents per box
A Veterans Odd Gravestone
H P Patterson of Aurora Ind a
veteran of the civil war while on a
visit to Gettysburg recently discov
eied a large boulder behind which ho
sought shelter during the battle and
purchased it and had it shipped to
his western home to mark his grave
after his death
Hundreds of dealers say the extra
quantity and superior qusnty of De
fiance Starch is fast taking place of
all other brands Others say they
cannot sell any other starch
Oil for Mosquitoes
Johnny Ma arent you using kero
sene oil to get rid of the mosquitoes
Mamma Yes I believe so Johnny
I wonder why they dont give them
castor oil Puck
GOOD HOUSEKEEPERS
Use tho best Thats why they buy Red
Cross Ball Blue At loading grcoers 5 cents
Beginning of Cattle Trade
Live cattle were first landed In
England from America in May 1861
but the regular traffic did not begin
until 1S7G
A dog will follow a man who has not
a cent in his pocket
Many a man has acquired a reputa
tion for generosity by spending bor
rowed money
Dealers say that as soon as a cus
tomer tries Defiance Starch it is im
possible to sell them any other cold
water starch- It can be used cold
or boiled
Ignorance is anything but bliss to
those who are compelled to be its as
sociates
Strong measures are the first re
sort of the weak the last of the
strong
HALF ItATES
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WABASH RAILROAD
The Wabash offers many rates to the
Bast from Chicago
Boston Mss and return 1900
Sold Juno 25th 2Gth and 27th
Boston Mass and return 2100
Sold July 1st to 5th
Saratoga N Y and return 81745
Sold July 5th and Gth
Detroit Mich and return 675
Sold July 15th and 16th
All tickets reading over the Wabash
betwen Chicago and Buffalo are good
in either direction via steamers be
tween Detroit and Buffalo without
extra charge except meals and berth
Stop overs allowed at Niagara Falls
and other points Remember this is
The Cool Northern Route and all
Agents can sell tickets from Chicago
east via the Wabash For folders and
all information address
HARRY E MOORBS
G A P D
Omaha Neb
The man makes a big mistake who
thinks it isnt worth while to be po
lite to a woman
A Cjareful depositor does not neglect
to look at the last figure
Low Rates to Boston and Return in
June and July
Via the Lake Shore Michigan
Southern Ry Tickets will be sold
June 25th 2fith and 27th extreme re
turn limit August 1st and on July 1st
2d 3d 4th and 5th extreme return
limit September 1st Stop overs al
lowed at Niagara Falls and Chautau
qua also at New York on tickets via
that route Full information with
rates via variable routes will bo
promptly furnished on application at
City Ticket Office ISO Clark street or
to C F Daly Chief A G P A Chi
cago
snesv8rragarrratrirKragaii
It is a long lane that has no turn
and the maiden aunt has been
known to elope
Dont you know that Defiance
Starch besides being absolutely supe
rior to any other is put up 16- ounces
in package and sells at same price
as 12 ounce packages of other kinds
An effective sedative for a bad con
science is good uigestion
RACEHORSES IN OLD AGE
MANY ARE DRAWING CABS
The question of the ultimate dis
position of tho pins and needles has
been debated most exhaustively and
possibly the subject has been satis
factorily settled The problem as to
What becomes of all the racehorses is
rather more intricate and requires
diligent inquiry
What becomes of all the race
horses was asked of Frank Farrell
owner of Blues and the Greater New
York baseball club which are said
to be coupled in the netting
I dont know replied Mr Farrell
with deliberation but I have strong
convictions as to what should become
of some of them
It was evident Mr Farrells usually
sunny disposition had been temporar
ily clouded by a loss of confidence in
some members of the equine- family
and the writer did not press the
query
When John E Madden was asked
the question he said cheerily
Why thats easy They keep trav
eling about like the birds Go South
and West in the winter and North
in the summer Yes sir this prom
ises to be the greatest racing season
in the history of the sport As the
replies of Messrs Farrell and Mad
den seemed to be lacking in detail
the writer asked the same question
of W C Fessenden trainer owner
and former baseball expert
What becomes of the racehorses
eh he echoed Well my boy nine
out of ten break down As soon as
that happens they are sold for what
they will bring There is many a
horse that once raced home winner
in a classic event to tne shouts of
thousands who now pulls a hack or a
peddlers cart
Joe Cotton once a grand handi
Poor weather for skunking re- 1
marked one of the regular patrons
of the stove corner of the store as
he took his seat and shook the ac
cumulation of snow from his shaggy
whiskers
Gainst the law to catch em any
way commented the village wise
man
Did you ever hear how that law
come to be passed queried the
oracle as he bit off a fresh chew of
navy plug
No one had heard of it but the wit
of the beer barrel ventured a remark
that the offense was rank and
smelled to the Canada border
The oracle continued It was
Rev Denison of Jamestown Its a
good thing for the skunks but its a
joke on the reverend You see Mr
Denison was formerly pastor of the
Baptist church at Cherry creek and
while there he joined the grange and
became an active member A
ago he moved up to Jamestown and
assumed the pastorate of the Calvary
Baptist church of that city He re
tained his membership in the grange
In fact he was a member of Union
grange which meets in Jamestown
and which is the largest and liveliest
grange in the whole country He was
a conspicuous member of the grange
too being in fact the chaplain
Whats that got to do with
skunks queried one of the group
A very pompous old fellow at
tracted my attention one evening in
a restaurant the late Stuart Robson
on his last visit to Washington said
to a newspaper man This old chap
had the stiff dignity of an emperor
and it suddenly occurred to me that
it would be amusing to give him some
sort of a shock On the spur of the
moment I walked up behind him
slapped him on the back and ex
claimed
Hello George my dear fellow
How are you
He turned so suddenly that he up
set his plate He was wild with
rage
Why I dont know you sir How
dare you take such liberties with
me he stuttered
I apologized saying that I had mis
taken him for some one else but he
could not be mollified As I withdrew
he glared scornfully after me all red
and tremulous with anger
Crane and I were playing together
at the time and in a little while
Her Birdlike Voice
She was a proud young mother
and she was telling the crusty old
bachelor how talented her little girl
was while that angel child ate sticky
candy and pawed the bachelors im
maculate shirt front and plied him
with questions in a phonograph voice
She sings beautifully said the
mother Why song flows as natur
ally from her as from a biwly From
a parrot I suppose growled the
brute
WTien after acquiring sudden wealth
a man ceases to recognize his friends
they escape the tiresome stories of
his early struggles
1
cap horse is drawing a hack In Bos
ton while the mighty Banquet now
arns his oats hauling a London cab
Salvator Hanover Hamburg and
others are more fortunate as they
are in the stud
But the number of stallions is
being steadily restricted with the re
sult of a very large increase in the
percentage of geldings on tho track
The object is to do away with the
large number of cheap and useless
stallions The result will be the nar
rowing of sires to the most select
strains and consequent improvement
in the breed
Why does so large a proportion oi
thoroughbreds break down
That is due to the early age at
which they are raced Financial re
wards seem to be for the owners of
two-year-olds and of course they do
not miss their opportunities A spe
cial effort is made in the development
and racing of horses of that age and
as a majority often are not strong
enough to stand the work they break
down Fully GO per cent of two-year-olds
fail to pass successfully through
the ordeal of racing and of the
horses that begin as two-year-olds not
one in a hundred is fit for racing at
five years old A large proportion is
incapacitated for work on the track
at four years
As to the mares very few of them
are of any value as racers after their
fifth year They have a better future
than the geldings and stallions for
there is always a lively demand for
good breed mares
However as improvement in
breeding goes on we may develop a
two-year-old that will better stand
the vicissitudes of campaigning
New York Press
HOW UNPOPULAR LAW GOT
ON TIE STATVTE BOO
Im coming to that if you wont
hurry me continued the oracle Do
any of you people know Rev Deni
son Well Ill describe him for you
Hes one of those big open hearted
whole souled jolly liberal fellows
that can be found adorning the minis
try in every community and he has e
dry fund of humor that among his
friends is simply irresistible Well
one day the grange had been discus
sing the protection of almost every
kind of bird and beast that is found
on the farms and Mr Denison more
as a joke than anything else suggest
ed that this protection should be ex
tended to skunks The skunk said
he with apparent earnestness is a
very useful animal Moreover he is
valuable and at the present rate of
skunk hunting he will soon be exter
minated Why not protect him as
well as the fowls of the air and the
fish of the deep
The grangers took this talk very
seriously and before the Rev Deni
son realized what had happened they
were agitating skunk protection laws
Its protecting them all right On
the farm they are thicker than due
bills in January and even in the city
of Jamestown the policemen are
talking about a special skunk drill to
enable them to chase the animals
down Theres no mistake about it
You can just wager though that the
Rev Denison isnt saying much
New York Evening Post
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HOW STVART ROBSON GOT
HIS PARTNER IN TROUBLE
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Crane with whom I had an appoint
ment to dine- arrived I pointed out
the pompous old chap to him
Wouldnt it be funny I said to
shatter that old fellows dignity by
slapping him on the back and saying
Hello George Why it must be
years since Ive seen you
Crane looked at him and gave a
loud laugh By jove Ill do it he
said
Oh no dont said I He might
make a scene
But when Crane gets an idea in
his head nothing can drive it out He
now walked up behind the old man
slapped him heartily between the
shoulders and cried
Hello Georce my dear fellow
What a long time it has been since
Ive seen you
I saw the old man purple with
rage jump up from his seat hastily I
and I withdrew For I perceived that j
a scene or something worse was im
minent and I have always been an
enemy to scenes
Breaks the Bottle
Rear Admiral Francis R Bowles
chief constructor of the navy and
somewhat of an authority on launch
ing is the inventor of an apparatus
whereby the fair christener has only
to let go of the bottle as the ship
moves and watch it swing unerringly
to the bow
Passing of Cattle Kings
The cattle king of the Western
plains is passing away forever A
few vears aso there were nearlv IDC 1
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millionaires exclusive cattlemen In
the southwest now there are but
thirty
Too Much Talk of Birth
When the Society of tho Cincinnati
was formed there was the most
vehement opposition to tho principles
of founding here an hereditary order
There ds less danger to day of an aris
tocracy of birth winning any real as
cendency In this land than there was
when the nation was just breaking
away from the Engush tradition But
there is to day in some quarters an
unmistakable development of snob
bery which lays an absurd empnasis
on the circumstance of birth A lino
of worthy ancestors is an excellent
thing if any ancient virtues have
been transmitted to the children An
honored name Is an enviable posses
sion when its living owner bear3
himself worthily Membership in an
hereditary patriotic order is possibly
an advantage so long as It inspires
the member to serve his country to
day in causes no less holy though
maybe less heroic than those which
his order commemorates Other ad
vantages than these birth does not
confer Philadelphia Ledger
Long Hours in the Country Store
It Is all right for the country storo
to keep late hours It is the country
club If the boss likes it nobody else
has a right to complain In the coun
try store the man does his own work
Even if trade is good he is not both
ered with clerks unions A country
store is out for business and if it is
necessary to open early and close
late the thrifty man will be on hand
to welcome customers as they may
arrive Along in the middle of the
iay the country merchant can work
in the garden while his wife sits
down in the store with her sewing
t Is a family affair Sioux City Jour
aal
University Students in Various Lands
The proportion of university stu
dents is going up in Holland and the
United States at a rate of 5 per cent
per annum in Germany and Belgium
by 6 per cent in Switzerland by more
than 7 per cent while in France Italy
Austria and Russia the annual in
crease does not fall behind these fig
fires but in Great Britain taking sev
eral years together there has been a
falling off
King Edward a Linguist
One of the advantages King Edward
has had in dealing with foreign states
ment and monarchs is his very hne
gifts as a linguist Three languages
are perfectly familiar to him his own
of course and French and German
which to him are almost mother
tongues It used to be said of the late
Queen Victoria that it was hard to
say whether she thought more easily
in German or English The same
could be said of the king he speaks
German like a German just like as
he speaks French like a Frenchman
A Queens Jewish Drama
A Vienna letter says that the up
holders of the anti Semitic policy of
certain Austrians are greatly displeas
ed with the latest literary production
of Carmen Sylvia Queen of Rouma
nia The work is a drama vividly
portraying the sorrows of a Jewess
deserted by her own people and per
secuted by all the world The play
is described as tremendously dra
matic and would command attention
aside from the interest sure to attach
to any production of the royal author
ess
Over His Patients Head
When the doctor who forgot what
kind of medicine his patient was tak
ing asked Was it a fluid medicament
I prescribed for you the lavt time
the puzzled German patient an
swered I dond know vot id vos
You said I shud take fife drobs dree
dimes a day in vater
Sensible Housekeepers
will have Defiance Starch not alone
because they get one third more for
the same money but also because ot
superior quality
Cocus the Hardest Wood
The hardest wood in common use
is not ebony but cocus The latter is
much used for making fiuten
Blow to a College Man
The Columbia man looked crest
fallen Whats the matter asked
the sympathetic girl Im simply
crushed he replied hopelessly I
went to a college bazaar yesterday
and at the Columbia table they were
selling aprons
fSind blinded sufferers who have noti
heard of the efficacy of
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should know that this reliable Salve is
in constant demand wherever the com-
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every reader of this paper who Is suffering wlh any
klndof SK1U Disease or Eruption- Eczema Bhml
or Bleeding Piles Blood Poison Old Vxeraoraaj
other Genu dlea es or sore of any name oi nature
S50 reward will be paid for any case of Eczema
which EC ZINE not care Thousands cured
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So says Mrs Josie Irwin of
325 So College St Nashville
Tenn of Lydia E Pinkhams
Vegetable Compound
Never in the history of medicine lias
the demand for one particular remedy
for female diseases equalled that at
tained by Iiydia E Pinkhsims
Vegetable Compound and never
during the lifetime of this wonderful
medicine has the demand for it been
so great as it is to day
From the Atlantic to the Pacific
and throughout the length and breadth
of this great eontincnt come the glad
tidings of womans sufferings relieved
by it and thousands upon thousands
of letters arc pouring in from grateful
women saying that it will and posi
tively does cure the worst forms of
female complaints
Mrs Pinlcham invites all wo
men vho are puzzled about
tlieir lieal tb to write her at Xynn
Mass for advice Such corre
spondence is seen by women only
and no ebarjre is made
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In the treatment of torturing dl -figuring
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blotchy and scrofulous humours of tho
skin scalp and blood with loss of hair
Cuticura Soap Ointment and Pills havo
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herited and contagious humours with
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sore eyes copper coloured blotches ns
well as boils carbuncles scurvy sties
ulcers and sores arising from an im
pure or impoverished condition of the
blood yield to the Cuticura Treatment
when all other remedies fail
And greater still if possible is the
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disfiguriug humours amons infants and
children The suffering which Cuticura
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young and the comfort they have af
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