The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, October 10, 1902, Image 7

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A FISHERMANS LUNCH
fovr the True Antfler Broils Trout
For HI Noonday Meal
In the deep shade of the tree the bas
kets are laid and now u lire Is started
nearby one of Van Dykes little
friendship fires which shall also
cook a few trout Get two flat stones
friend and theyll be hard to find In
this bowlder country but they arc
sometimes worn quite Hat while I
gather some sufficient wood Into the
lira the stones go and the wood Is
heaped about them Soon the Intense
glow of live wood embers indicates
that the time has come
The trout a sliver of bacon In each
are placed on one stone first well dust
ed of Its ashes and the other stone is
laid upon them Now the hot embers
are raked about and over the stones
and the lunch Is spread on the big
rock near the spring
O ye epicures who think nothing
good unless served by a Delmonlco or
u Sherry go ye into the mountains fol
low a brook for half a day get wet and
tired and hungry sit down by an Ice
cold spring and cat brook trout cooked
on the spot and delicious bread and
butter liberally spread with clover hon
ey Not till then have ye dined Trout
end Philosophy on a Vermont Stream
In Outing
A tot of Land
A Ilnrtford lawyer is of the opinion
that the term lot as applied to a par
cel of land Is an American product not
derived from any other uses of the
word He says I have been reading
up some of the old histories of my
state of Long Island and other colo
nial sections recently and I find that
the term a lot of land was originated
In the colonicsthat it is today consid
ered an Americanism and stands apart
from other uses of the word It origi
nated from the custom of dividing
grants for townships etc into parcels
of land and then numbering each par
cel putting the numbers into a hat or
whatever was used and then having
them drawn out by those who were to
occupy the land Each man took the
parcel corresponding to his number so
his land came by lot literally and
hence the use of the term This I pre
sume is ancient history but perhaps
ancient enough to have been forgotten
by most real estate dealers and other
people who deal in land and not lan
guage
Lightning and Watches
An electrical storm seems to have
a peculiar effect on some timepieces
remarked the junior partner of a big
downtown jewelry firm Every time
lightning and thunder get active in
this vicinity one of the results is that
our watch repairing department is
overworked for several days there
after The damage wrought chiefly
consists of broken mainsprings
When business gets dull with us
added the jeweler jokingly we re
quire all our employees to pray for a
thunderstorm Failure to comply with
this order is considered sufficient cause
for discharge I am unable to make
clear the whys and wherefores but it
is an established fact that after the
lightning has frolicked awhile in come
the watches with mainsprings wreck
ed Washington Star
Wanted Rainwater
Boy bring me a large pitcher of
rainwater and a small pitcher of well
water said the woman from the coun
try who just had been assigned to a
room in one of the fashionable uptown
hotels Yesm said the boy with an
air of Now what kind of a drinks
that Its a new one on me
At the bar they turned him down
Its no mineral waters she wants1
Just draw two pitchers of Croton from
the faucets and pass em up to her
Rainwater I aint heard of it since I
was a boy and lived in the country
said the bartender You couldnt use
it if you could find it in New York
New York Press
Societys Right to Confiscate
What shall become of a mans prop 1
crty after he is dead is a matter for so 1
ciety to determine If it seems inexpe
dient to allow a rich man to leave a
child reared in luxury without meana
of support or to leave a quarrel on the
hands of his heirs it is entirely within
societys right to restrict his license in
that particular The whims of testa
tors are a good deal of a nuisance and
are too much respected by law though
not by courts Life
Superstitions Ah out Bees
The superstitions which connect bees
-with the death or sickness of the mem
bers of the particular family in which
they are kept are interesting In Scot
land and Ireland the entrance of a bee
into a cottage more particularly if it
be a bumblebee Is looked upon as a
certain sign of the death of some one
then residing there In other locali
ties if bees in swarming settle upon
dead wood it is regarded as equally
ominous
Gennine Surprise
Tess I told that old beau of yours
that you were married
Jess Did you Did he seem sur
prised
Tess Yes Indeed He said How
on earth did that happen Philadel
phia Press
Accustomed to Luxuries
Mr Courting exhibiting penknife
This handle is pure silver What do
you think of that
Little Girl Huh Thats nothing
Sisters teeth is on a plate of pure
gold
A Subtle Distinction
When a person of wealth indulges in
unusual taste or hobbies he is de
scribed as being eccentric If he Is a
poor man he Is merely called a crank
Exchange
A BARGAIN IN HATS
The Queen Bee
She possesses the power of choosing
which of her offspring shall be drones
and which workers Some have
thought that this was automatic and
that the narrower worker cell touched
the button so to speak that brought
forth a fertilized egg But the queen
will lay worker eggs in drone cells if
she thinks fit so that settles that
If the drone is male and the queen
female what is the worker The new
woman of Beedom She has given up
her motherhood for a business career
Sometimes though she lays eggs but
they always hatch out drones of which
It is strictly true to say they have a
mother but no father If the queens
wings are crippled so that she cannot
make her marriage flight her children
are all drones An Italian queen in
a hive of black bees will beget work
ers of mixed blood but her sons are
pure Italians Drones are useful as
fathers of workers but they cannot col
lect the honey they eat Their tongues
are too short Ainslees
Clnddaeh RInfffl
The old poesy rings are a much
sweeter souvenir than more modern
ones A friend has one which had be
longed to her great grandmother such
a narrow gold circlet The motto en
graved inside in old lettering was as
follows God above increase our
love The Claddagh rings of Ire
land are now very difficult to procure
that is the genuine specimens of
course There are many imitations
These rings were heirlooms with the
people of the Claddagh a distinct gyp
sylike race of fishermen and were
handed down from mother to daugh
ter as a wedding ring a marriage be
ing scarcely considered legal if an or
dinary ring were substituted They
were made of massive gold decorated
with a heart bearing a crown sup
ported by two clasped hands signify
ing loyalty love friendship
The Unattained
The quickest way to make any man
weary of his life is to give him all his
hearts desire The struggle for the
unattained is the secret of joy Here
Is a man who has been giving his years
to a reckless round of pleasure Now
you see him waking up to find that the
deepest needs of his soul are still un-
A Family Combine
Deacon Jones I know of three broth
ers in a neighboring town that would
afford excellent material for a sermon
on the theme of brotherly love
Deacon Brown Ill make a note of
it Tell me more about them deacon
Deacon Jones Well John the eld
est is a physician Thomas the second
brother is an undertaker and William
the youngest is a marble cutter Chi
cago News
Better Than Wealth
Employ your time by improving
yourself by other mens documents so
shall you come easily by what others
have labored hard for Prefer knowl
edge to wealth for the one is transi
tory the other perpetual
Let Them Romp
It is a good thing to remember when
the children are noisy that some day
they will all be married and living
far away and the house will be as
quiet as a tomb Atchison Globe
Perfect Bits
Gladys How did you enjoy Mrs Up
pertons reception
Ethel Oh great It was the most
complete failure I ever saw Puck
HE GOT THE GOODS
The ICciinou One Woman Rejoices A business Deal Between Totter
While Another One Mourns Palmer und A T Stewart
A Philadelphia woman moving ln At the time of the civil war said
good society has been cured of a ma- an old merchant Potter Palmer was
nia for attending rummage sales but in the dry goods business In Chicago
It took a heroic treatment to effect the and Levi Z Leiter and Marshall Field
cure The other day she went to a were working f him Palmer wasnt
sale of the description named In aid of so well known but he hud a gcd rep-
a worthy charity in which she j Inter
ested and came away minus a cwenty
Uve dollar hat It happened this way
A feature of the sale was a counter
filled with untrimmed hats advertised
Your choice for 00 cents Now the
North Thirty third street woman didnt
want an untrimmed hat at 50 cents
but there was one that caught her
fancy by reason of its odd shape and
she simply couldnt resist the tempta
tion to try it on So she took off the
utation in the trade and he dida t have
to Introduce himself when he called on
old A T Stewart to buy some goods
After some dickering they agreed upon
the price and Palmer calmly said that
he would take about 100000 worth
It was a little larger bill than Stewart
exactly cared to sell young Palmer on
credit but he concluded to make the
deal and told him to come in the nest
morning and arrange some final de
tails That night some big war news
handsome hat she was wearing placed came and it didnt require any
It on the counter and picked up the un- ration by the government to inform ev
trimmed one Then she looked around ery dry goods man in the country that
for a mirror There was only one and the price of goods would take a big
that was away at the other end of the spurt up Stewart recognized it as soon
long room as he had the news and he immediate-
She pushed her way through the iy thought of Palmer lie also thought
crowd and in the meantime a fat 0f the big bill of goods Palmer had
ored womans eyes were glued to the bought of him It didnt particularly
hat she had left behind on the pile tickle Stewart that thought didnt
marked Your choice for 50 cents
It was a golden opportunity not to be
missed Counting out 50 cents in dimes
nickels and pennies she shoved them
at the innocent young attendant and
made good her escape with the fash
ionable womans hat Exchange
But it required only a few scratches
of his red head to fix things to his sat
isfaction He would simply tell Pal
mer that he was sorry but that he
didnt feel that he could sell such a
big bill on credit and as he knew that
Palmer couldnt raise the cash imme
diately why that would end It and
the sale would be off Weil young
Palmer called early and Stewart
greeted him in his very abruptest man
ner telling him how sorry he was etc
but really he didnt think it wise busi
ness to extend credit for such an
amount
Just how much does the biii come
to said young Palmer seemingly sorrowful-like
Just 110000 Stewart replied and
then he straightway gulped for breath
as young Palmer drew an immense
pocketbook from his inside vest pocket
and opening it counted out 110 thou
sand dollar bills and lajing them quiet
ly on Stewarts desk said If you will
kindly count them and give me a re
ceipt Ill be obliged as I must take the
next train home Ship the goods soon
as you can and when youre out our
way drop in Always glad to see our
friends New York Times
AROUND THE HOUSE
If marks and stains are on papered
walls try French chalk on a piece of
dry bread gently rubbed in
To keep hardwood floors smooth and
clean rub them with waste and warm
paraffin oil and polish with dry waste
Muslin curtains may be rendered less
inflammable by rinsing them in alum
water two ounces of alum to one gal
lon of water
To clean mirrors dip a cloth in methy
lated spirits and rub on the mirror
Allow it to dry on before polishing with
a soft duster
Galvanized iron pails for drinking
water should not be used The zinc
coating is rapidly acted upon by the
water forming a poisonous oxide of
zinc
Make a splendid furniture polish by
taking a wineglassful of olive oil one
of vinegar and two tablespoonfuls of
alcohol apply with a soft cloth and
polish with flannel
Rugs mats or carpets can be cleaned
thoroughly by generously sprinkling on
them yellow cornmeal that has been
well dampened in clean soapsuds or
weak ammonia water Sweep off in a
few minutes
Sensatory Transmission
It has been found that sensation is
not absolutely instantaneous but that
toucueu ur tnereis anotner man wno i a very minute time elapses as it travels
has given twenty five years to the ac- j aiong the nerves Therefore if a per
cumulation of knowledge and at last j son put njs finger to a heated iron or
we see him like Dr Casaubon in Mid 1 in the blaze of a candle there is a cer
dlemarch dying with the stores of tain almost inconceivably small space
knowledge all around him which he
does not know how to use
Didnt Care to Try
A woman in a railroad station the
other day had a great deal of trouble
with one of her children a boy of sev
en or eight and a man who sat near
her stood It as long as possible and
then observed
Madam that boy of yours needs the
strong hand of a father
Yes I know it she replied but
he cant help it His father died when
he was six years of age and Ive done
my best to get another and failed ne
cant have what I cant get Would
you care to try yourself
The listener had fled
of time say the one thousandth part of
a second before the brain knows of
the burn Now suppose a man with
an arm long enough to reach the sun
From the known rate of sensatory
transmission that man would have to
live more than 100 years after touching
the great luminary before he would
know that his fingers had been
scorched
Showed It Clearly
A man who was called on to address
a Sunday school in a Pennsylvania
town took the familiar theme of the
children who mocked Elijah on his
journey to Bethel how the youngsters
taunted the poor old prophet and bow
they were punished when the two she
bears came out of the wood and ate
forty two of them And now chil
dren said the speaker wishing to
learn if his talk had produced any
moral effect what does this story
show
Please sir came from a little girl
well down in front it shows how
many children two she bears can hold
A Difficult Case
First Lawyer How did you come out
in settling up old Gotroxs estate
Second Lawyer It was a hard strug
gle
No
Yes I had hard work to keep the
heirs from getting part of the estate
Ohio State Journal
Just the Word
Youngwed on bridal tour I would
like rooms for myself and wife
Hotel Clerk Suite I suppose
Youngwed Thats what Shes the
greatest thing that ever happened
Chicago News
Paying the Teacher
He There is nothing like experience
after all She is our greatest teacher
She And there is no holding back
her salary either Brooklyn Life
FASCINATING DANGER
The Perils That Beset the BuilderK
of Bljr Bridges
The design of a long bridge span is
one of the most elaborate mathemat
ical problems that arise in constructive
work The stresses produced by Its
own weight by the weight of traffic
by locomotive drivers by the hammer
ing of flattened wheels by the action
of brakes on an express train by the
high speed on a curved track by the
wind and by the expansion and con
traction of the steel in summer and
winter are all accurately calculated
The deflection of the loaded and un
loaded bridge is determined and com
plete drawings are made of every mem
ber of It The bars of steel are tested
in machines which will pull in two a
horsehair or a steel bar strong enough
to lift half a score of the heaviest lo
comotives at once and which will
crush an eggshell or a steel column
and accurately measure the stress In
each case The different kinds of mem
bers are forged riveted bored or
planed in perhaps half a dozen remote
shops and although usually not fitted
together there are examined and meas
ured by specialists to see that they are
correct and are then shipped by scores
of carloads to the site of the proposed
structure where steam derricks unload
them and pile them many feet high in
stacks covering acres of ground
The bridge piers may rise above the
water hundreds of feet apart It re
mains to place them on a thousand ton
structure high above a savage chasm
over an impassable current or roaring
tide where the water is deep the bot
tom of jagged rocks or treacherous
quicksand or where an old bridge must
be removed and the new one built in
its place without interrupting traffic
on the bridge To accomplish this the
engineer has timber bolts and ropes
hoisting engines derricks and a band
of intrepid builders who have perhaps
followed him for years through more
hardship and danger than fail to the
lot of almost any other calling
The complicated framework of a
great span is a skeleton with many
accurate joints and thousands of steel
sinews and bones each of which must
go in exactly the right place in exact
ly the right order The builder must
weave into the trusses pieces larger
heavier and far more inflexible than
whole tree trunks swiftly hoist and
swing them to place hundreds of feet
high fit together the massive girders
and huge forged bars watchmak
ers accuracy support the unwieldy
masses until they are keyed together
and self sustaining and under mil
lions of pounds of stress must adjust
them at dizzy heights to mathematical
lines This he may need to do not de
liberately but in dangerous emergen
cies at utmost speed putting forth his
whole strength on narrow springing
planks in a furious tempest in bitter
cold or in blazing heat He may be
in the heart of an African desert men
aced by bloodthirsty fanatics or in a
gorge of the Andes hundreds of miles
from tools or supplies where there is
absolutely no supplement to his own
resources Under such conditions
bridge building is one of the most fas
cinating and difficult of engineering
problems and requires a different so
lution for almost every case Frank
W Skinner in Century
Bells
It was long a fixed idea that silver
mixed with the bell metal improved
the tone but this is now considered in
correct The Acton Nightingale and
Silver Bell two singularly sweet bells
at St Johns college Cambridge are
said to have a mixture of silver but
if true this is not believed by compe
tent authorities to be the cause of their
beautiful tone This idea led to the
story of the monk Tandio concealing
the silver given him by Charlemagne
and casting the bell in the monastery
of St Paul of inferior metal where
upon he was struck by the clapper and
killed In the ninth century bells were
made in France of iron They have
been cast in steel and the tone has
been found nearly equal in fineness to
that of the bell metal but having less
vibration was deficient in length and
thick glass bells have been made which
give a beautiful sound but are too brit
tle to long withstand the strokes of the
clapper Gentlemans Magazine
The Inventor of the Match
The first match was the product of
the ingenuity of John Frederick Kom
erer who early in the nineteenth cen
tury was imprisoned in the peniten
tiary at Hohenasperg in Germany He
Invented the lucifer match while in his
gloomy dungeon The German govern
ment forbade the manufacture of
matches on the ground of public policy
because some children playing with
them had caused a fire Komerer was
ruined by Viennese competition when
he was released from prison and died
a pauper Dp to 1S62 the Vienna man
ufacturers controlled the match busi
ness of the entire world
From Real Life
Teacher Evil communications cor
rupt good manners Now Johnny can
you understand what that means
Johnny Yesm For instance pa got
a communication from mas dressmak
er this morning that made him swear
Philadelphia Press
A Pert Reminder
Little Bertie had been taught not to
ask for anything at meals One day
poor Bertie had been forgotten when
he pathetically inquired Do little boys
get to heaven when they are starved
to death London Tit Bits
The gravedigger rises to remark that
every man finds himself in a hole soon
er or later Philadelphia Record
The next hardest thing to getting up
in the world Is to keep from getting
down
TItc Turk and Life Insurance
One man wab complaining that he
had insured twenty years before In a
mutual benefit company which prom
ised all sorts of things and now the
time was up he received less than he
would have done if he had invested his
money elsewhere A wise Turk who
was sitting close by said it reminded
him of a camel belonging to a ft end of
his It was a most intelligent brute
and the owner was convinced that If
he found a really good teacher it could
be taught to talk Presently a Hodga
appeared who said he was of the same
opinion and would teach It but It
would take a long time probably thirty
years The owner was delighted and
agreed to pay the Hodga a fixed sum
per annum and a big bonus when the
animal talked the Hodga promising to
pay a heavy fine if It did not A friend
afterward went to the Hodga and said
What on earth induced you to make
that agreement You know you can
never teach the camel to talk Oh
said the Hodga I know that but dur
ing the thirty years either I shall
die or the owner will or the camel
Anyhow I am all right as I have my
fixed income New York Commercial
Advertiser
Odd Wedding Cnstoms
In Switzerland the bride on her wed
ding day will permit no one not even
her parents to kiss her upon the lips
J In many of the provinces the cook
pours hot water over the threshold aft
er the bridal couple have gone in order
to keep it warm for another bride A
favorite wedding day in Scotland Is
Dec 31 so that the young couple can
leave their old life witli the old year
and begin their married life with the
new one surely a pretty idea The
Italians permit ho wedding gifts that
are sharp or pointed from which prac
tice emanates our superstition that the
gift of a knife severs friendship One
of the most beautiful of ail marriage
customs is that of the bride immedi
ately after the ceremony dinging her
bouquet among her maiden friends
She who catches it is supposed to be
the next bride
Word Blindness
Some curious instances of the physic
al defects of word blindness are giv
en in the Lancet The disease is for
tunately uncommon In one case the
sufferer an Englisman thirty four
years of age who knew Greek Latin
and French well suddenly lost all
knowledge of English though he could
read and understand Greek perfectly
and Latin and French in a rather
smaller degree Another and almost
more curious case was that of a man
who lost the power of reading at sight
j This patient was able to write accu
rately from dictation but was com
pletely unaule to read what he had
written Word blindness is apparently
akin to color blindness but is certainly
attended by much more inconvenient
consequences
Odd Plants
What an inquiring mind Miss Light
ly has exclaimed the cynic We
were at an Italian table dhote last
evening and she said with a very kit
tenish air Oh did you ever see maca
roni growing I should think a whole
field of those lovely white stalks would
be too awfully pretty
What did you say old man said
his partner
Oh I just said no that I had never
come nearer to it than seeing a bread
tree in flower
Then the partner stepped to the tele
phone and they carried the cynic home
in the ambulance New Orleans
Times Democrat
A Bit ot John Brishts Sarcasm
A noble lord once said on the occa
sion of Mr Brights illness that Provi
dence was punishing him for misuse
of talents by inflicting a disease of the
brain The following was Mr Brights
sarcastic rejoinder when he resumed
his seat It may be so but in any case
it will be some consolation to the
friends and family of the noble lord to j
know that the disease is one which
even Providence could not inflict upon
him
Spinach
Spinach derives its name from the
Spanish monks who first used it dur
ing fast days It belongs to the beet
famiy and is generally served as a
vegetable although it makes a delicate
and appetizing salad- In the spring
when mint is fresh and green a few
leaves added to the spinach will im
prove the flavor whether it is served
as a vegetable or a salad
Couldnt Be Guilty of That
Never said the person of good ad
vice to the delicately nurtured Boston
youth never say I cant
Indeed sir responded the intel
lectual lad I trust that my diction is
not so open to criticism If you will
but be attentive to my conversation
you will observe that I say cawnt
Baltimore American
The Wife
Suppose I were an absolutely per
fect woman she remarked sharply
Do you know what youd do then
No answered her husband
What
Youd growl because you had noth
ing to growl about Chicago Post
He Didnt
Do you believe in signs
No A dentists sign reading Teeth
Extracted Without Pain fell the other
day just as I went under It and knock
ed out two teeth of mine Cincinnati
Commercial Tribune
Thouprht He Was Smart
Wife Do you mean to insinuate that
your judgment is superior to mine
Husband Certainly not my dear
Our choice of life partners proves It
isnt
m rvfr 3afcr
n m Mm j if
The Doe and the Jackdaw
In Savertiaio forest I once witnessed
n very pretty little scene I noticed a
doe lying down by herself in a grassy
hollow and as I passed her at a dis
tance of about fifty yards it struck mo
as singular that she kept her head so
low down that I could only see the top
of it on a level with her buck Walk
ing round to get a better sight I saw
a Jackdaw standing on the tun before
her very busily pecking at her face
With my glass I was able to watch her
movements very closely lie pecked
round her eyes then her nostrils her
throat and in act every part of her
face and Just as a man when being
shaved turns his face this way and
that under the gentle guiding touch of
the barbers fingers and lifts up his
chin to allow the razor to pass beneath
it so did the doe raise and lower and
turn her face about to enable the bird
to examine and reach every part with
his bill Finally the daw left the face
and moving round jumped on the
deers shoulders and began a minute
search in that part Having finished
this he jumped on to the head and
pecked at the forehead and round the
bases of the ears The pecking done
he remained for some seconds sitting
perfectly still looking very pretty with
the graceful red head for a stand the
does long ears thrust out on either
side cf him Birds and Man
Amazon Ant Cnrdens
Dr E Ule contributes to Englcrs
Jahrbuch supplement 10 some inter
esting observations on ant gardens
In the Amazon region where they
abound on a largo number of good
plants They are generally spherical in
form and about the size of a walnut
They are formed by several species of
ant which appear to collect the seeds
of many different plants and to sow
them in these nests covering up the
seedlings with humus when they begin
to germinate In the structure of these
ant epiphytes the foliage and the
roots display characters which espe
cially adapt them for the situation In
which they grow and promote also the
protection of the ants themselves In
their nest Quite a number of the
epiphytes were found as denizens of
the ant gardensand nowhere else
The ElffKcst Not the Best
A New York dealer who has han
dled shiploads of fruit said recently
It is often amusing to see men wom
en and children picking out as they be
lieve the choicest fruit at the market
stands If there are a half a dozen
large oranges within sight they will
have them even if it is necessary to
overturn all the rest in the box or bar
rel and this is true with most all other
varieties that are sold by the piece or
dozen They invariably get the poorest
specimens of the whole crop and yet
are not aware of it Very rarely you
will find a person who is a good judge
who will at once size up the heaviest
oranges lemons or bananas regardless
of size and they capture the choicest
fruit
Why Two Ears Are Necessary
Sound travels by waves radiating
from a central point of disturbance
just as waves radiate when a stone is
dropped into still water So far as tho
hearing of each individual is concerned
these waves move in a direct line from
the cause of the sound to his ear the
impact being the greatest in the ear
nearest to the source This being the
case a person who has totally lost the
sense of hearing in one ear although
he may imagine that the defect Is of
little consequence cannot locate the di
rection of a sound to save his life even
when the center of disturbance is quite
near him
A Literary Usht
A short time ago a well known writ
er of London remembering that he had
never read the noncanonical books
went out in search of a copy and in
one bookshop after another drew
blank At last he went to his own par
ticular newspaper shop which also
dealt in Bibles and light literature
Have you the Apocrypha he asked
For a moment the young woman be
hind the counter was puzzled then
brightening she said Is it a weekly
or a monthly
When the Eyes Stick
Inflammation of the conjunctiva or
membrane which shields the front of
the eyeball from the air and takes the
rub of the eyelids is indicated by the
glued state of the eyes in the morning
and more especially by their bloodshot
condition the vessels being bright red
in color and winding about in great ir
regularity with no discernible order or
plan
Wormy
Shopkeeper to small child who has
brought back a recent purchase
Whats the matter with the cheese
my dear
Small Child Please father say3
when he wants any bait for fishing he
can dig em up In our back garden
London King
What Port Your nelm Means
In this country the helm Is put to the
port side of the ship or left hand side
looking forward at the order Port
your helm The rudder of course goes
to starboard and the ships head moves
to starboard This is the rule of most
nations but in Sweden the reverse is
the rule
The Girl From the Scientific School
Our daughter has at last met her
fate my dear
How do you know
She received several letters from
her admirers this morning but his was
the only one she didnt fumigate and
sterilize
In the Tyrolean parishes of Mieming
and Rietz th3 members of nearly every
household are engaged in the making
of rosaries by stringing beads together
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