The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, September 26, 1902, Image 7

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4 Ufldfeputcd fop Half a Century
v It is a remarkable foot which for
lialf a century has not onoo boon dis
puted that St Jacobs Oil never alia
to euro shooting pains ki tho arms
logs sides back or breast or soreness
in any part of the body
It has for fifty years boon guaran
teed by tho proprlotors St Jacobs OH
Ltd Baltlmoro Md to promptly euro
lameness sciatica rheuraatlBm lum
bago stiff and swollen Joints stiff
back and all pains In tho hlpa and
loins strains brulsos burns scalds
toothache chilblains and all aches
end pains
St Jacobs Oil costs 25 eta and 50
cts sold wherever a drugglBt is found
If beats
the devil
all bow
b o m o
dealers
will 1m
roee on
heir
customers by uttering them wboa Ato
bastlno is uiulwl for cheap Kalsomines
mat win spoil tueir waiis bucn action
Is certainly prompted by
and
suob
meth
o d s
will
not
commend themselves to honest dealers
Alnbastine a durable cement hasfi wall
coating not a kalsomlne costs no more
to apply than cheap dope that spoils
your walls and Injures the health of
your family Alabastino i3 a dry pow
der comes In packages mixes with cold
water In white and fourteen beautiful
tints for use on plastered walls wood
celling brick or canvas superior to
palntor paper Full directions on every
package Ask druggist or paint dealer
for sample card or tints or write to
ALABASTINE COMPANY
GRAND RAPID6 - MICH
AWYERS
W jgi fjfk
Pommel
Slickers
Keop the rider perfectly dry No
crater can leak la on the saddle
out extra wtdo and long in the
klrt Kxtra protection at nhoal
der searai AVorranted wo
tcrproor Ifyour
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havatherawrlta
far catalogue to
U JL SAWYKR
Jk SO t Sale Mfr
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Eut Cambridge Bm
Old Shoes Made Into Morocco
In France old Bhoes are bought up
In quantities by rag dealers and sold
to factories where they are taken
apart and submitted to long process
es which turn them Into paste from
which tho material is transformed into
an Imitation leather appearing muob
like the finest morocco Upon this
material stylish designs are stamped
and vall papers trunk coverings and
similar articles are manufactured from
It
Bven the panhandler can become
strenuous long enough to raise the
price of a drink
Tokos tbe burn out beals the wound
cures tbo pain Dr Thomas Eclectric Oil
the household remedy
Stolen sweets are often indigestible
Its too bad that some things seem
too good to be true
GREATLY REDUCED RATES
VIA
WABASH RAILROAD
HALF RATES round trip plus 200 to
Sandusky Columbus Tolodo Cin
cinnati Indianapolis Louisville and
many poIntB In INDIANA OHIO
AND KENTUCKY Tickets sold
September 2 9 16 23
LESS than half rates to Washington D
C and return Tickets sold Octo
ber 2 3 4 6
HALF RATES round trip to Buffalo
Toronto Niagara Falls Pittsburg
Detroit Cleveland Columbus and
many points in MICHIGAN
INDIANA OHIO PENNSYL
VANIA WEST VIRGINIA AND
KENTUCKY TICKETS sold Oc
tober 2 3 4 5
HALF RATES Boston Mass and re
turn Sold October C 7 8 9 and 10
LONG LIMITS and STOPOVERS AL
LOWED at Niagara Falls and Detroit
on above tickets I
For rates and all information call at
Wabash New City Ticket office 1601 Far
nam St Omaha or write Harrv E
Moores Genl Act Pass Dept Omaha
Neb
The subtle mind is only submissive
when submission subserves its inter
est
ARE YOUR CIOTHES FADED
Use Rod Cross Boll Blue and moke them
white again Large 2 oz package 5 cents
There is a way out of every diffi
culty without dying and it pays to
find it
I
pwpPY T fTI P Boeit hto the World with an
C V Lwl I wFl ILLy inherited tendency to distress
ing disfiguring humours of the skin scalp and blood
becomes an object of the most tender solicitude not only
because of its suffering but becauseof the dreadful fear
that tne disfiguration is to be lifelong and mar its future
happiness and prosperity Hence it becomes the duty of
mothers of such afflicted children to acquaint themselves
with the best the purest and most effective treatment
available viz THE CUTICUEA TREATMENT
r Warm baths with CtmotrnA Soap to cleanse the skin of crusts and scales
and soften tbe thickened caticie gentle anointings with Cutkkjra Oint
HENT to inatantly allay itching irritation and inflammation and soothe and
heal are all that can be desired for the alleviation of the suffering of skin
tortured infants and ohildren and the comfort of worn out worried mothers
A single set is often sufficient to cure when the best physicians fail
Sold hrooshout tie world 5riih Dcoji SM3 Charterhouse Sq London French Dtpott SKaaeM
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Tberearcfesttwoinds of
starcru Defiance Starch which
43 the bescyscarchis rxrada and the
rest Otbettaesxsctfuair chemicaIs
which wocktiar mtatbe clothes
rot tnemana cause acm 10
break Defiaace -is
mm
B
ty purtS ft tV gtraranceed
peffecriy s3tirfactt3ryo money
back The proof is io the doing
anH Defiance does 16 ounces tor iv
cents
Your gFocef sells it
MANUFAtfrVREDf BT
THE DEFIANCE STARCH CO
OMASA jm
Town Clock That Has
a Peculiar History
Perhaps no clock in America hae a
Qore interesting history than the
m in the steeple of the city hall and
narkot house at Alexandria Va It
fas installed as the purchase price of
gambler
In the days befqre the war Alexarv
Iria was known by the sporting fra
ernity as a pretty rapid place But
n those good old days it was square
am os and no cheating in the town
5nce however Alexandria was vlsitod
y Beveral professional gamblers from
he Southwest in search for dupes
md a respectable citizen in an evil
iour fell into the snare they set for
ilm After a series of adverse games
ye found himself fleeced out of Bome
hing like 3000
He paid without any bickering but
lot very willingly Then a lucky
bought enabled him to take his re
venge on the chief blackleg Somo
aow or other he learned that there
was an old law in Virginia estab
lished while she was yet a colony In
jvhich It was provided that if any man
ould not show that he was pursuing
jome lawful means of obtaining a
livelihood he should be sold or hired
jut at auction to prevent his main
tenance becoming chargeable to tho
town
Going before a Justice of the peace
He citizen entered a complaint against
he gamester The man was arrested
tried and condemned to be sold at
public auction At first he was dis
posed to treat the matter as a huge
There was a president of a western
concern who was asked to come to
New York and see J Pierpont Mor
gan Mr Morgan and his associates
in a large deal which he was en
gineering desired control of the con
cern of which the Western man was
the executive head This gentleman
whom we may call Thompson was a
large man in his state the thing he
was running was immense from the
local point of view
Mr Thompson arranged to come
East It was an occasion of moment
He spent a week in studying details
had all his heads of departments pre
pare voluminous reports which he
went over and over again and which
he thrust into his trunk ready to
flash on Mr Morgan at that point of
the long drawn negotiations where he j
was sure they would have an oveiv
powering effect
When the fated hour of departure
arrived Mr Thompson said to his
manager This business will take at
least a week perhaps more You
can always reach me at the Waldorf
but if it is a matter of importance
you can telegraph me at Morgans
office
gotiating for a couple of hours each
day
On the appointed hour Mr Thomp
son left his cab and climbed the short
flight of stairs at Wall and Broad
streets up which so many money men
have gone He had left hia docu
ments at the hotel as he did not sup-
5do but he found out his mistake
whn he was taken to a public stand
and put up for sale
The victim started the bid with
Ono hundred dollars
Xsro hundred said the gambler
And so gamester and victim went
on bidding until the amount had
reached 2000 Then the gambler
begged to be let off pleading poverty
but he pleaded in vain
There was no alternative The gam
bles must either be forced to labor
under the supervision of the man who
had small cause to love him or he
must go on bidding for himself He
was actually compelled to do this un
tfi the sum had reached 3500 Then
he was knocked down to himself and
permitted to leave the town The clt
iaen gave the proceeds of the sale to
tho city to be used for putting a clock
in tbe town hall
The building was torn down a few
years ago to make room for a larger
and more impressing one Not
many of the citizens knew the
peculiar history of the clock and
steeple but Capt Edward Dan
gerfleld was one who did He told
the building committee that he was
particularly desirous of having the
old clock which had done faithful
service so many years repaired and
placed in the steeple of the new build
ing and he was willing to foot the ex
pense His wishes were carried out
and to day the peoplo of Alexandria
still have their famous clock
How Pierpont Morgan
Accomplishes a Deal
pose they would be needed on the
first- day
He sent in his card Mr Morgan
would see him immediately
Glad to see you Mr Thompson
How about this business said the
boss of financial America We have
made up our minds what we can da
We will give so much for the con
cern payable so-and-so We wani
you to remain where you are at so
nMich per year We will keep B and
L and D We wont need X P and
J You may want some time to
think this over Will you let me
know by 11 oclock to day
But I had expected began Mr
Thompson I had thought I have
some documents I would like
Thats all right Mr Thompson
We have all the facts we need I have
told you what we will do we will dc
no more I dont want to be abrupt
but It will save time to come righi
down to business Can you come in
at 11
Me Thompson thought he could in
fact that was about all he could cali
up to say at that moment Like a
wise man he went away like a wiser
one he walked in at 11 and said 1
I will probably be there fc q 0ffer Mr Morgan especially
as it was nearly 2uuuu more tnan
he aad his associates had set as theii
eeHlng price
Tbe next morning he started foi
homo and his board of directors
nearly shook his arm off in congratu
lattng him on his brilliant financial
success
Chase for Lost Bill
Was Well Rewarded
ne was portly and prosperous an
alliterative state of affairs that
seemed to give weight to his words
Therefore the little band gathered in
front of an up town hotel and which
aad watched with interest and
laughed with mean delight at the
man who chased his hat two blocks
in one of those sudden gales listened
with respectful attention to tbe port
ly man who had laughed louder than
the others and who led the way to
the cafe bar
-That hat chasing game reminds me
of a peculiar thing which happened to
me when a boy he began T was
brought up on a farm in this state
and was one of those happy-go-lucky
youngsters always in trouble and
with a happy faculty of getting out of
scrapes
One day my father gave me a 8
bill to go down to the village and
buy some things for the farm Boy
like I started off holding the biH by
the corner and letting the wind flap
it about my fingers There camera
sudden puff and the bill was torn from
my grasp I saw it fly over a bush
Limit to All Things
During the excitement of Peace
Night at Oxford England four or
five undergraduates surrounded a
young fellow and a girl and in the
excess of their patriotic fervor be
stowed upon the damsel one by one
innumerable and enthusiastic kisses
When it came to the last mans turn
for a second round the girls com
panion opened his mouth for the first
time and with Bacchanalian affability
and exceeding slowness exclaimed
When youve quite--done thats
my sister The girl had not pro
tested
Civilization in Manchuria
Jules Legras a French traveler
who has made a trip through Man
churia on the railway Russia Is con
structing there tells of the rapid Rus
sianizatkm of the province At a ban-
to
and started off in hot pursuit II
meant recover that bill or get th
tors licking that ever a country boj
recorded
Jumping over the fence I saw the
biH dancing merrily along about fiv
feet from the ground in a ten acr
field and nothing to check its prog
reea My how I ran Once or twic
I nearly had It when a fresh gust oj
wind would send it in another direc
tion I chased the bill all around th
field and finally panting and ex
hausted I grasped it and fell to tht
ground
The portly man muttered something
sounded like sluck ant
drained his glass The others fol
lowed suit and waited patiently fo3
the climax
Gentlemen it is hard to believe
bttt when I recovered my breath ant
looked at the cause of my furiou
obase I found it was a 10 bill tha
somebody else had lost
Nobody had courage enough to asl
what had become of the 5 bill anc
the band dispersed in silence Nev
York Mail and Express
WNWi
Quet at Khaitor to celebrate the
progress of civilization the Russians
and Italians engaged in the railroac
building said the usual things abou
clvilraztion and the inferior rates
when Buddha Rabdanovitch Rabda
nov a Bouriote by race gave the eulo
giurj this ironic turn Civilization
Baid he Yes civilization goes for
ward at railroad speed in this coun
try it expands as this railroad grows
I will give you an illustration Three
years ago I was in Khaitor and there
was nothing but Bouriotes talking
Bouriote and Mongols talking Mongol
Ian Now all tlrat is altered Nc
longer ago than yesterday in a streel
here a Mongol carter insulted me iu
Russian Revue des Deux Mondes
Weak is the man who hasnt
strength enough to break a good reso
lution
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Mrs Emma E Felch Treasurer Fond
du Lac Wis Social Economic Club Tells
How She was Cured of Irregular and Pain
ful Menstruation by Lydia E Pinkhams
Vegetable Compound
Dear Mrs Pinkham I have used Lydia E Pinkhams
Vegetable Compound for irregular and painful menstruation and
was entirely cured after using two bottles I can truly say it is a
boon to suffering women and I would recommend all suffering from
the above troubles to try a few bottles and be cured Very thank
fully yours Emma E Felch Division St Fond du Lac Wis
5000 FORFEIT IF THE ABOVE IiETTER IS NOT GENUINE
When women are troubled with irregular suppressed or painful
menstruation weakness leucorrhcea displacement or ulceration of the
womb that bearing down feeling inflammation of the ovaries backache
bloating or flatulence general debility indigestion and nervous pros
tration or are beset with such symptoms as dizziness faintness lassitude
excitability irritability nervousness sleeplessness melancholy all
gone and feelings blues and hopelessness
they should remember there is one tried and true remedy Lydia E
Pinkhams Vegetable Compound at once removes such troubles
Refuse to buy any other medicine for you need the best
No other medicine for female ills in the world has receivedL
such widespread and unqualified endorsement
Mrs Pinkham invites all sick women to write her for advice
She has guidcrt thousands to health Address Lynn Mass
Tfie Omaha Auditorium Company
Will give away over One Thousand Prizes next month Over Seven Hun
dred of them will be cash prizes Including tho Capital Cash Prize of
FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS
Contributed by The Defianee Starch Company The miscellaneous prizes
Include a 350000 house and lot and scores of valuable articles
TICKETS TWENTYFTVE CENTS
Each 25 cent ticket entitles the purchaser to one share of common stock
in the Omaha Auditorium Company and two chances to win prizes
Special cash prizes will be awarded October 15 and November 1
For further particulars list of prizes or tickets address
OMAHA AUDITORIUM Co
NEW YdRK LIFE BUILblNG
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OMAHA INSTITTJTK On5 of tbe best
Bjgyi E7V equlppedof the KeeteyBystera
CEkC I Only Keelev Institute in Ne
braska Cures Drunkenness Cures Drue Users
Booklet free Home treatment for Tobacco
Habit cost 85 Address TU S 19th St Omaha
tv The Twentieth Century
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jS 810000 profits per acre Larg
est Garden in America Address
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5 TON
IS WHAT YOU CAN SAVE
We make all kinds of scales
Also BB Pumps
and Vindmiils
FOR
men
Beckman Bros desmoinesiowa
The trouble with some of the unco
guid is that they suffer from ingrow
ing profanity
If you wish beautiful clear white clothes
use Red Cross Ball Blue Large 2 oz
packnge 5 cents
The aim of civilization is to dis
guise a monster
Mrs Wlnslows Sootuinjr Syrnp
For children teething softens the sums reduces In
flammation allays pain cures wind colic 2jc a bottle
The man who least desires to know
is the man who asks one disagreeable
questions about oneself
G A R for Washington
The Nebraska official train will leave
Chicago via Wabash R R at 12 oclock
noon October 5th passing Niagara
Falls next morning arriving Washing
ton 4 oclock same afternoon Cheap
rate long limit and stop over allowed
on Wabash line Be sure your ticket t
reads from Chicago over the Wabash 1 yy
route Your local agent can sell that
way Other information address Har
ry E Moores Geperal Agent Passen
ger Department Omaha Neb
Girls talk of matrimony
women of husbands
married
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Over pleasure is as hard
on the muscles and joints
as over work The best
thing to do to get tho
body right after a long
bicycle ride is to rub the
sore stifl parts well with
Mexican Mustang Lini
ment No better remedy
made for bruises cuts
anu dialing
NO KH1VE 0 VATS no detention
from bushiej We refer to thousands ol
cured patients in Nebraska and aducent
territory Why patronize Eastern fakirs when you can deal with u reliable company at
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Relleyes All Distress of
the Stomachfand Ptrtdi
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Omaha Neb
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