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L Sold by all newsdealers. MUNN & Co.36' * 13 * New York Branch Office. G2S F SL , Washington. D. C. BOX ELDER. The Box Elder school is enjoying its-usual holiday vacation of a week. A Christmas tree with appropriate exercises was participated in by the pupils and friends of Spring Creek school. Mr. Nchns , who live near Quick , Frontier county , has lost a number of valuable horses in his stalk fields of late. William Walters , who has been a resident of Box Elder for a numbcrof years , left Satur day last , for his old home in Wisconsin. Bill has always been a willing and helpful hand here and will be greatly missed from his old haunts. William Peterson has thought it best to re sign his school over in the edge of Frontier and give his time to his herd of cattle on the Willow. He was brought to this conclusion ! the quicker from his having lost a numbey from corn-stalk poison. ' I. W. Spauldlng has returned from his trip through Hayes and Lincoln counties lookitij for grazing land. He was accompanied b Alonzo Coon , who has a large herd of cattle at the head of the Willow. Together they purchased a large body of land in Lincoln county , where they expect to summer thei cattle. DRY CREEK. Miss Julia Sly is spending vacation at home Warner Anderson was home over Christ mas. mas.W. W. A. Holbrook is somewhat better at thi writing. L. II. Stevens entertained quite a company of relatives , Christmas. Rev. J. W. Walker of McCook is holding meetings at Banksville. this week. The revival meetings at the Prospect Parl school-house closed , last Thursday night. Mrs. William Darlington and Mrs. Beggs arrived from Iowa , first of last week , and are visiting their parents , Mr. and Mrs. W. A Holbrook. The Prospect Park lyceum , which was closed on account of the meetings , is agaii doing business at the old stand , Wednesday evenings. " .Vu e l Him Oat. " In "The. Argonauts of California" Mr. C. W. Ilaskins tells a good story of sauerkraut. In one of the mining districts near Sacramento a storekeep er received a barrel of provisions which seemed to be spoiled , to judge by the smell. Instead of throwing It away , he thrust it into one corner of a shed , where waste and rubbish were piled upon it. One day a burly , dust covered Dutch man entered the store. "I vants me some dot , " pointing to ward the shed. "What is dot ? " Inquired the store keeper. "I shows you , " said the miner. "You shust come init me. " And to the shed they went , where , pointing to the rub bish heap , the Dutchman explained , "Some of dot in dere vas vat I vants. " Boxes and barrels were removed , and the condemned barrel was expos ed. But when the miner eagerly point ed to it the trader told him it was spoiled meat , not fit to eat. "I knows better as dot , " said the Dutchman. "You bust him in und I shows you. " An ax was brought and the barrel "busted iu , " when , instead of spoiled meat , there was revealed some good , old fashioned sauerkraut , made in Hol land and shipped around Cape Horn. "I knows it , " said the delighted miner. "I nose him out ! " The sauerkraut sold readily at a dollar lar a pound and was in great demand. The Dutch miners heard of it and walked 10 and 15 miles to get a taste of the dainty. A Slnver'a Cargo. From the time we first got on board the slaver , says J. Taylor Wood in The Atlantic , had we heard moans , cries and rumblings coming from below , and as soon as the captain and crew were removed the hatches had been taken off , when there arose a hot blast as from a charnel house , sickening and overpowering. In the hold were 300 human beings , gasping , struggling for breath , dying , their bodies , limbs and faces all expressing terrible suffering. In their agonizing fight for life some had torn or wounded themselves or their neighbors dreadfully ; some were stiffened in the most unnatural posi tions. As soon as I knew the condition of things I sent the boat back for the doc tor and some whisky. He returned , bringing also the captain , and for an hour or more we were all' hard at work lifting and helping the poor creatures on deck , where they were laid out in rows. A little water and stimulant re vived most of them. Some , however , were dead or too far gone to be resusci tated. The doctor worked earnestly over each one , but 17 were beyond hu man skill. As fast as he pronounced them dead they were quickly dropped overboard. Preparing For Illornl Suasion. "Don't you believe' iu moral sua sion ? " asked the neighbor. The indignant father stopped with the switch poised in the air. "Of course I do , " he answered. "I tried it once , and I'm going to try it again just as soon as I lick this boy hard enough so that he'll know enough to be ruled by it the next time I try it. Yes , sir ; moral suasion is a great thing , and I'm going to teach this boy how good it is if I have to wale the life out of him to do it. He doesn't appreciate its advantages yet. " Chica go Post. A Great Baby. Tommy Did you know about that baby that was fed on elephant's milk , pop , and gained 20 pounds a day ? Tommy's Top ( indignantly ) No , I didn't. Whose baby was it ? Tommy The elephant's baby , pop. Scraus. ONE THOUGHT. Though time may dig the grave of creedi And dogmas wither in the sod , My soul will keep the thought It needs , Its Ewenclcu faith In God. No matter how the world began Nor where the march of science goes , My trust in something more than man Shall help me bear life's woes. -Ella Wheeler Wilcox In Woman's Hone Com panion. ABSENTMINDEDNESS. AlinnrdlticH Into AVhlcli Victims of the Habit Haw Fallen. When lapses of memory become habitual , the person Is properly called absentmlndcd. Thu Chicago Tribune relates the following absurdities into which some victims of this disease jaave fallen : .f A bridegroom of 24 hours left his Wife , strolled around to his mother-in- law's house and asked her if her daughter was at home. This came from force of habit. He had been callIng - Ing there dally for some time , and It probably occurred to him that he had not paid his usual visit. A Chicago bank president Is unable to account for three-quarters of an hour of his life. He went Into a res taurant as usual and ordered his lunch. Nearly an hour later he found himself In his office chair and suddenly re membered the order. He went back across the street and asked If the luncheon was ready. The clerk Informed him that he had eaten , paid the bill and gone away some 15 minutes before , that he had put his hat on as he went out and that he ( the clerk ) had not noticed anything peculiar in his actions. The bank president congratulates himself that he can be trusted to be have like au ordinary mortal even when he doesn't happen to have his mind with him. An editor of a daily paper has laid himself open to unklr * . remarks by trying to take up a collection in his office. Happening to want a small coin , he turned to his fellow worker and asked for a quarter. "Haven't got it , but here's a dollar , " the man replied as he tossed it over. The editor put the dollar in his pocket and immediately turned to a special writer at the next desk and said : "Miss , could you lend me a quar ter ? " Then , seeing the man from whom he had got the dollar grin , he added hastily : "Oh , never mind. I just got a dollar from Brown. " In analyzing his conduct he said that Brown's reply that he did not have a quarter was apparently the only part of the transaction that made any impression upon him. But he is under suspicion iu that office and will probably never be able to live it down. HOW ZULU WOMEN SEW. They Use Skerrern For Needles anil Giraffe Sinews For Thread. The skill of the Zulus of South Africa in sewing fur is a household word in South Africa , and some of the other tribes compete with them. The needle employed is widely different from that used by the ordinary needlewomen. In the first place , it has no eye ; in the second , it is like a skewer , pointed at one end and thick at the other. The thread is not of cotton , but is made of the sinews of various animals , the best being made from the sinews in the neck of a giraffe. It is stiff , inelastic , with a great tendency to "kink" and tangle itself up with any thing near it. Before being used it is steeped in hot water until it is quite soft and is then beaten between two smooth stones , which causes it to sep arate into filaments , which can thus be obtained of any length and thickness. Thus the seamstress has a considera ble amount of labor before she com mences , with the real work in hand. Finally she squats on the ground ( for no native stands to work or do anything else who can possibly help it ) and , taking her needle , bores two holes in the edges of the rug or gar ment on which she is working. The thread is then pushed through with the butt of the needle , drawn tight , and two more holes are made with a like result , the skewer progressing very slowly , but fast enough for a country where time is of no value whatever. The skin upon which the seamstrqsa is working is damped with water be fore she commences , and as the damp thread and hide dry out they bring the work very closely together. His Sympathy. An old housewife in the country was bemoaning her poverty to an unsym pathetic husband. "Things ain't as they used ter be , " she complained. "Why , I ain't got anything like I used ter hev. I ain't got quilts enough ter go round the beds , there's two of the best chairs broken , an I ain't got no dress thet's really fit ter go ter meetin , an if I was ter die ternight I wouldn't hev a cap ter be buried in. " The old-man had stood the whining as long as he could. "Blast it all , then , " he fiercely ejacu lated , "why didn't yer die when yer did hev a cap ? " Fire and Mosquitoes. Italian peasants living in swampy re gions still follow the old custom of ' lighting fires for the purpose of purify ing the air of malarial poison. As a matter of fact , this is the worst thing they could do. as the fire attracts mos quitoes , which are now known to be transmitters of malarial fever. At Peckforton , Cheshire. England , is to be seen a very queer beehive. It is n the shape of a castle on an ele- ) hant's back and is carved in stone. Next to opium in power are certain cinds of grasses , notable among which s hemp , which causes intoxication and amestbesia. A' LITTLE KNOWN ART. J The Tclincco Flarorcr linn Short IIotirH and Drawn U\K 1'tty. "A high grade iiosltlon of which but little Is known , except to the trade , " observed a prominent tobacco manu facturer to a Washington Star reporter , "is what is known as the Ibivorer , ' the man who is responsible fo"r the flavor of all the grades of goods made and who sees to it that the llavor is kept the same year in and year out , it mat ters not where the tobacco that goes in i them conies from or the conditions un- 1 der which it has grown. Of course to-1 bacco manufacturers endeavor to use I the same kind of tobacco all the time , but circumstances at times render this impossible. "As an illustration , our company had bought up and stored away enough to bacco to make up all our brands of j smoking tobacco and cigarettes for the year , when all of a sudden our store houses were destroyed by fire , and our stock went out of existence. There was no more tobacco of that particular grade to be bought , and we were driv en into new fields. The tobacco being raised on a different soil and being slightly different as far as seed and stem were concerned , the flavor was also different. Smokers , and chewers as well , insist on the same llavor all the time. "Here Is where the llavorer comes in. Ry his art and skill he can make to bacco that grows on low lands taste and smell the same as that grown on high lauds. lie can make tobacco grown during a dry season take the same llavor as that grown during the rainy season. Tobaccos grown at dif ferent ends of the same state or in dif ferent states are by his treatment the same , as far as the consumer is con cerned , lie draws big money ; but. though he comes high , as the traveling show companies say , 'we must have them. ' "As may be imagined , there are not many who are competent to do the work , and as a result they range in salaries all the way from ? 8 to $10 per day of about one hour's actual work. They are employed , however , but about nine mouths in each year. " MAGIC AMULETS. Thouprlit to Bring : Good Lnclr to Their Chinese Owner * . It is the desire of every Cliiimninii's heart to possess si pair of magic brace lets. Arm rings or bracelets are thought a great deal of iu the Celestial empire , the custom of wearing them having been handed down from time immemorial. Usually made of jade stone , the Chinese arm ring of today is of one invariable shape. It looks like a large martingale. The Chinese word for jade is ngook- seu and for jade arm ring or bracelet ngook-ak. The custom in China is to place the bracelet on a young man's arm just before the hand stops grow ing. A tight fit is usually secured , and once placed the amulet arm ring is worn throughout life. At death , if the bracelet has proved a lucky one and if there is a sou whom it will fit , the bones in the old man's hand are bro ken and the bracelet remoi ed. Many are the marvelous talcs told by the Chinese of the wonderful quali ties these amulets possess. There is a tradition that a certain Chinese em peror who was stricken with paraly sis wore upon his forearm a magic bracelet , which kept life in that mem ber for many months and allowed him to make known his desires and decrees by writing. At last , when death claimed the emperor , something even more wonderful took place. Dead three days and lying in state , his body was being viewed by the priests. The ad visability of removing the bracelet was being considered , when the hand was lifted up and gave a signal which they interpreted to mean the bracelet should go with its owner to the tomb. Among other wonderful properties a good amulet is said to act as a fairly reliable barometer. Cincinnati En quirer. Spoiling a Sermon. I have had some printer experience , or , rather , experience with printers , which makes me fear that the "imp of the types" has "got it in" for me for abandoning the craft and becoming a poor preacher. Recently 1 was to preach on the Old Testament charac ters "Xadab and Abihu , " and ouo of the daily papers got it , "Nabob and Abihu. " Shades of Gutenberg ! My first Sunday morning sermon after I came home from my vacation was on "Suppressed Lives7 but one of the papers announced it as "Sup pressed Livers. ' ' Such a thing as that is wearing and tends to make life not worth living , especially if , as is said , the worth of life depends on the liver. Fancy your liver suppressed ! Ilomi- letic Review. Thin Onl < 1. Goldbeaters , by hammering , can re duce'gold leaves so thin that 282.000 must be laid upon each other to produce - I duce the thickness of an inch. They | are so thin that , if formed into a book , j' 1,500 would only occupy the space of a ' r single leaf of common paper , and an octavo volume one inch thick w < nld have as many pages as the books of a Avell stocked library of 1,300 volumes with -100 pages in each. Hnrmoiiy Refiar < lle < s of Expense. "Beg pardon. " said tb'r postal clerk who had sold her the stamps , "but you don't have to put a o cent stamp on a letter for Canada. " "I know , " said she , "but the shade just matches my envelope , you know. " Philadelphia Press. An Embarrassment of Ruler * . "What's the matter , Bobby ? " "Gra'ma , they's too many folks a-bringin me up. I'd get along better If I on'y had you. " Indiaurpolis Jour nal. * YOUE WANTS Large and Small. . . . 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