Perhaps If Brooklyn would put its trolley wires under ground the pas sengers would not be put underground quite so numerously. . r " Now Train Service via THE PORT ARTHUR ROUTE. Omaha to Quincy , Omaha to Kansas City , Omaha to St. Louis. Trains ar rive and depart Union Station , Omaha. Many cheap rates during the Fall months. Ask your nearest ticket agent , or write Harry E. Moores , C. P. & T. A. -.1415 Farnam st. , ( Paxton Hotel Block ) Omaha. Neb. Don't blame the smoking lamp If it suits the indolent owner. No-To-llnc lor rifty Cents. Guaram- tobacco habit cure , makes weak men biron , oloodpine. 502.81. Alldruggista. Samuel Johnson : "Men of the pen have seldom any great skill in conquering - > . „ quering kingdoms , hut they have I. * \ strong inclination to give advice. " When the children get their feet wet and take cold give them a hot foot bath , a bowl of hot drink , a do.se of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral , and put them to bed. The chances arc they will be all right in the morning. Con-1 tinue the Cherry Pectoral a few days , until all cough has dis appeared. Old coughs are also cured ; we mean the coughs of bron chitis , weak throats and irritable J lungs. Even the hard coughs of consumption are always made easy and frequently cured by the continued use of I r Every doctor tnows that wild cherry bark is the best remedy known to medical science for soothing and healing inflamed throats and lungs. Put ono of Dr. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral Plasters * Ttsa Best Mcdfsal Advlso Free I We now have some of the most emi nent phvslcJans In the United States. Unusual opportunities and lonii experi ence eminently fit tliem for giving jou medical advice. Write freely all the parUculars in your case. Address , Dr. J. C. ATER , Lowell , Mass. "I have RODO 14 dnya at a time without a movement or the bowel * , not being able to tnove tbem except by using hot water Injections. Chronic constipation for seven years placed mo in this terrible condition ; during that time I did ev erything I beard of but never found any relief : such \ vras my case until 1 began using CASCAKETfi. I now have from one to three passages a day. and if 1 was rich I would giro (100.00 for each movement ; It Is tuch a relief. ' ' AYUicn L. Hrjjrr , 1GS9 Russell St. . Uetrolt , Hlob- CANDY $ CATHARTIC TRADE MARK RgCISTTRED Pleasant , Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Da Good , Never Sicken , Weaken , or Gripe. IDs , 20c , SOc. i'jj , . . . CURE CONSTIPATION. . . . Elirllas Hemwlj Coiapxer , Ctlcaio , Eontrtil , Seir York. J 3 If HP WILL KEEP YOU DRY. Dor.'t be fooled with a mackintosh or rubber coat. If jou want a coat that will keep you dry in the hard est storci buy the Fish Brand Slicker. If not for sale ! n your town , write for catalojrue to A. J. TOWER. Boston. Mass. AUTOMATIC GRIP EiEGK YOKE AN ACCIDENT AND LIFE PRESERVER. Greatest Xecfc Yofce ever In vented. combining strength'/ / durability and safety. Hand- 1 somcly painted. "VV111 not allow \ tcntrue to drop If traces become loose. J o rflttle. 1'KICES. Plain , unntckeled . tl.OO JCIckel Loops and Acorn Heads . l.tO KIckcl Renters . 1.25 Klckel Tips nnd Centers. . . . 1.75 Centers , without Yoke . 65 Farm Wagon Grip Ring. . 65 Made In three sizes , to fit polo tips IHi to 1ft . Send for rEKE illustrated circular. Liberal Terms to Agents. Address , AUTOMATIC GRIP NECK YOKE GO. 81 Harding : Street , Indianapolis , Ind. CURES WMtKt ALL tUt rAILd. ' Best Cough Syrup. TaetesQpod. IT'S ODD ABOUT GEESE. They Can't Stand u Rainstorm When Thirsty. "Geese are peculiar , " said an oio poultry salesman in Manhattan mar ket. "Put them out In a rainstorm when they have a good thirst on , and they are liable to die. About ten years ago I was engaged by a firm to go out through the west to buy live geese and chikens. I bought about ten carloads , put them in crates , and start ed east. The geese were in the crates nearest the floor of the open car that's the regular way to ship them and on top of them were piled the chicken crates. We got about ten miles from St. Joseph , Mo. , when the load on one of the cars sagged , and the whole pile of crates were spilled on the aide of the track. In piling the crates on again the geese were piled on top. I knew I was taking chances , because a rainstorm meant death to the geese , but there didn't seem to be any storm In sight , and I thought we could make St. Joseph and shift the load there. The train had only goiie a short distance when a storm came up so suddenly that the rain was fall ing almost as soon as the clouds wqre noticed. The geese had been without water for some hours , and the moment they felt the rain they were stretch ing their necks through the openings between the slats and holding then- bills open to catch the drops. Well , I got an old coat and laid it over as many of the crates as it would cover , so as to save as many as possible. Then I got a switch and tried to force the others to keep their heads inside the crates. They didn't mind the switch very much , and I had to give each one four or five good hits before it would pull in its head , and when I started on a new head the old one would pop out again. When we got , into St. Joseph it was still raininsr and every goose in the crates , with the exception of those under the coat , was dead. " New York Sun. "AIRQUAKE" IN ITALY. Many Persons Made Homeless In the Town of Kietl. The earthquake that took place in the Umbian town of Rieti on the Ve- line , in Italy , the other day was ac companied by a phenomenon of which the first meager account of the shock gave no mention. According to a correspondent - , respondent of the Osservatore Romano it was not an earthquake but an "air- quake. ' The air shook or vibrated like a violently agitated liquid ; great rents were made in tall buildings and tow ers , and no shifting of the street pave ment was noticed. From the bishop down to the beggar , all seemed fright ened. It is said that many felt the air vibrations and were thrown to the ground , while others were almost suffo cated. A dense black cloud hung over the town while the phenomenon was passing. The church steeples , the sav ing bank , the theater and no fewer than six palaces were more or less wrecked , as well as eighty or one hun dred dwellings. Five hundred tents have been sent to the place by the government. The people , in the mean time , are living in hastily built huts and in the half ruined postoffice and churches. Soldiers have been sent from Rome to the scene of the disaster , and they , with the students , are busy policing the ruins and trying to save some of the household goods. King Humbert has sent 33,000 francs from his private purse to relieve the first necessities of the people. At the time of the catastrophe a slight earthquake , like a shudder , was felt in Rome. Even there , too , people say they noticed a peculiar convulsion of the air. Had to Kill. Mack Dr. Duer says Higbee's ease is the most stubborn he ever treated. Wyld Well , you know Higbee comes of a long-lived family. New York World. WORTH KNOWING. The army of Germany boasts eight women colonels. The washing of clothes for the queen's household costs more than ? 15,000 per annum. At a recent auction in London 5280 was paid for four volumes of a visitors' register kept in Shakespeare's house at Stratford from 1821 to 1848. In proportion to population Texas has furnished more troops for the war than any other state. Texas pays each en listed man § 7 a month in addition to his government pay. The natives of some tropical coun tries chew the fibers of green cocoanuts - nuts as a remedy for fever. They con tain much tannic acid , and are reputed as effective as quinine. Napoleon's cabbage palm at Long- wood has been blown down. It was the last tree of its kind on the island of St. Helena , and the species has not been found elsewhere. Public drinking troughs for horses are condemned by the ex-president of the Royal College of Veterinary Sur geons , on the ground that they propa gate certain diseases peculiar to horses. There is one Christian minister for every 900 inhabitants in Great Britain , one in every 114,000 in Japan , one in 165,000 in India , one in 222,000 in Af rica , and one in 437,000 in the Chinese empire. A traveler tells of treasure chambers in Bagdad that rival the tales of the "Arabian Nights. " Among the multi millionaires are the Sassoons , whose banking firm exercises the functions of a great power throughout Asia. In noting that it is the purpose of .the navy department in the construc tion of the new ships to minimize the 'woodwork , the Boston Transcript sug- 'gests that a trifle less woodwork in the ; war department might also be tried with good results. THE RUSH FOR GOLD. From the Times , U&fs , 111. The ruth of gold seekers to the Klondike brings thrilling memories to the "forty- niners" still alive , of the time when they girdled the continent or faced the terrors of the great American deserton the jcurnev to the land of gold. These pioneers tell f.omo experiences which should be heeded by jjold seekers today. Constant exposure and faulty rtJct killed large iinmbero , Tvhilo nearly ell the survivors wcro nfllicted wilh disease , many of them -mita rheumatism. Such a sufferer \rnsAcIntnYun- gundy7ho now i esidcs at Bluffs , 111. , where he has been justice of the peace and was the first president of the board of .trustees. la a ' 'recent inter- he said : I had been a Buucrer or "A . " Forty-niner. rheumatism for a number of years and the pain at times was very iuteiibe. 1 tried nil the proprie tary medicines I could think or hear of , but received no relief. " 1 ilniillv rn'pil mv c 3 Tvitli scvcr l physicians" doctored with them for some time , but they failed to do mo any Rood. Finally , -wilt my hopes of relief t nearly exhausted , I read nn article regarding - i i ing Dr. Williams1 Fink Pills for Pale People ple , which induced me to try them. I was nnxious to get rid of the terrible disease , aud bought two boxes of the pills. I began using them about March , 1897. After I had taken two boxes I was completely cured , nud the pain has never returned. I think it is the best medicine I have over taken , and am willing at any time to sign my name to any testimony totting forth its good merits. " ( Signed ) ADAM VANGCXDT. Subscribed nnd sworn to before me , this j 29th dav of September , 1897. FRANKI.IX C. Frxic , Notary Public. Mr. Vangundy's statement ought to be { regarded as a criterion of the good merits of these pills , and what better proof could a person want than the above facts. These pills stand unrivalled as a tonic for the blood. Don't hang your head if you are guilty. That is what the sheriff's paid for. Don" ! Tobacco Spit ancsmffveTjur Life Away. To quit tobacco easily and fcievcr. b" nnu'- rctic. fuil f life , nerve , and vigor.takeXu-To- Dac , the wonUer-Tvriiier. that makes weak men strong. All druggists. SOcorSl. Cure guaran teed Booklet and sample free. Address Sterling Remedy Co. . Chicago or New York. But few wives who drive their hus bands to drink have to use whips. Miscellaneous Wo wish to call our friends' atten tion to the advertisement in this paper of the Western Mercantile Co. of Omaha , Neb. This firm was recently established , and will sell all kinds of farm implements , wagons , vehicles o all kinds , harness , binding twine , etc. , etc. , at wholesale prices direct to con sumers. This is tae only house of the kind in the west , and as they carry a large stock at Omaha , it means a great saving for the farmers of this western country. They deliver all goods free on board cars at Omaha , which saves ' the excessive local rates from the east , i They are prepared to furnish goods now , and we recommend them to you. j You can get catalogue and prices free | upon application. Address The Western - , ern Mercantile Co. , 1013-1015 Lsaven- worth St. , Omaha. > The vineyards of Italy cover nearly 8,000,000 acres. TSdccato Xour uoweisWltH Casearcts. Candy Cathartic cure constipation foreve" ' lOc. z5c. If C. C. C. fail. druKd' is refundmoney. ' Elimination. "Say , what would you do if you had a skeleton in your closet ? " "The best thing to do is to make no bones of it. " Indianapolis Journal. Jealousy. Canny Scot "Yours is a poor coun try. " Paddy "Well , we can afford to wear breeches , anyhow ! " Tit-Bits. The American Monthly Review of Reviews for September presents the usual timely features that we have come to expect from this magazine. The various events connected with the end of the war with Spain are fully discussed by the editor , while the Porto Rican campaign , from start to finish , is described by John A. Church , formerly of the Army and Navy Journal. The cost of the Avar and the financial provisions for meet ing it are ably summed up by Charies A. Conant , an experienced financial writer. Henry MacFarland , a Wash ington journalist , contributes a char acter sketch of William R. Day , the Secretary of State , which is of special interest at this time because of Judge Day's appointment as leading member of the American peace commission. Prof. Dean C. Worcester , of the Uni versity of Michigan , will contribute to the September Century a paper based on personal experience , entitled 'The Malay Pirates of the Philippines" and illustrated from photographs tak en by the writer. "Alone in Porto Rico. " will be narrated by hihi in the same number , which win also contain the first of several articles on "Life and Society in Old Cuba. " from the journals of the late Jonathan S. Jenkins - ins , written in 1859 , but dealing with many topics now in the public consid eration , such as yellow fever , coffee- planting , etc. Don't work too hard in trying to avoid hard work. Official reports show that the rich gold prospects found in Alaska cover an area of 100,000 square miles , fcciuj 150 miles wide by 600 miles lonjj. The Growth of Socialism. * The growth of socialism is due to the standing armies of the world in which men are often made to enlist , and thus become discontented. The growth of a stronger race is due to llostetter's Stomach Bitters , which is the best medicine for costiveness , dys pepsia , fever , ague and all nervous troubles. Try one bottle. Follicre : "A lover tries to stand well with the pet dog of the house. " Ucanty Is liloocl Dpcp. Clean blood means a clean skin. No i beauty withoutit. CuFcarets.Candy Cathar tic cleans your b'.ood and keeps it clean , by stirring up the lazy liver and driving all im purities from the body. Begin to-day to banish pimples , boils. Dlotche-sblackhends , and thatsicklybiliousconiplexion by taking Cascnrets , beauty for ten cents. All drug- K , satisfaction guaranteed , lOc , 25c , 50c. When a man finds he can't be cured he generally gets well insured. Chats With Mothers CURES GUARANTEED. Book mailed free upon request. Mothers remedy , easy to take , safe and pleasant. Xo home seem o without it Croup , Coughs , Colds , Fevers , Qismsy. Catarrh , whether nose , throat or stomach , Diptheria nnl Sore Throats , till overcome by usincr Muco-Solvent. Co.-ts only § 1 ; is worth its weight in diamonds. Write us.Ve need agents. Muco-Solvcut Co. , Chicago , 111. All is fair in love and war , but only the brave deserve the fair. All those suffrriiiK from Neivou * Debility or IJKoasi-s peculiar to iiiuu should consult The Dr. Louis Welnert Co. , renowned and long established Specialists of iJ : ( Liberty St , New Yorlc. All curri'sp mciunce confi dential , i-'cnd for free book containing Method and T Any man can get fat by asking for it at the meat market. FITO first da ) s u i3 of Ltr. Kline Great r er\o licoiuror. Send dit KTIEE &M.OI ) tn.il liottle HJIO trci ti o. liu. r U. KLi2tE.jC.td. . 931 Arch.St , . 1'hilauelrii.ia. Pa. Some women speak much to a man's heart and but little to his mind. COU'B Cough Is the oe > Ft aim licst. It wlil Vreuk un cold quicker than aii > thing cite. It It , always rel' be. Try It. Poets are born therefore their an cestors should be held responsible. Rail's Catarrh Cure Is a constitutional euro. Price , Toe. An ignorant wise man is ICES dan gerous than an educated fool. 7.1rs. vt insio'.VR sootliinc Syrnp For children teetMug.Miftcns tfie inunt.reiliuc-inCam- tcuUon , allajbpuln , cuietiwindcuiic. 2'1 centra bottle. It's harder to save a penny than it is to earn it. Iowa Patent Office Report. The president has appointed as com missioners to revise tne laws relating to patents , trade-marks , commercial names , etc. , the lion. P. S. Grosscup , U. S. district judge of northern Illi nois ; Hon. Francis Forbes of New York , and Hon. A. P. Greeley , assist ant commissioner of patents. A Canada patent has been issued to M. Kehoe ot Gushing , Iowa , for the evener for two-horse vehicles , for which we secured a United States pat ent for him as heretofore noticed in our reports. Among the applications prepared by us for United States patents and al lowed are the following : McCawley and Gabrios scale beam attachment ( made in Des Moines ) , for retaining a plurality of adjustible weights in convenient position for use on the beam to add and register weights of different objects placed on the scales in succession. For Knee and Robin son ( of Humboldt , la. ) , an eight-horse evener for hitching two teams of four horses each so that one team will be in advance of the other and the draft force of all the horses in drawing a load. Mr. Knee has assigned his entire interest to S. Sanders of Fort Dodge. For W. F. Cooks ( of Des Moines ) brick kiln that is in successful use to save cost of construction , economize fuel and to circulate products of combus tion as required to burn all the brick uniformly hard. Consultation and advice by letter erin in person , free. THOMAS G. ORWIG & CO. , Solicitors of Patents. Des Moines , Iowa , Sept. 15 , 1898. What can't be cured should be well insured. iO Csro vonstrpanon IForeveri . Take Cn carets Candy Cathartic. JOc or 23a 'd C. C. C. fail * T c"r < . ilniKsi ; t ; ref-ind ni Don't forget that as instructors ac tions are superior to words. Pise's Cure for Consumption has saved mo lar o dot-tor bills. C. L. Baker , 42 S Re gent Sq. . Phi adelphia. PA. , Dou 8 , 1S'J. > . Professor Wilson , a leading light of the Edinburg University , recently wrote on the blackboard in his lab oratory : "Professor Wilson informs his students that he has this day been appointed honorary physician to the Queen. " In the course of the morning he had occasion to leave the room and on returning found that a student had added to the announcement the words : "God Save the Queen. " We make flue Surrey * . Bupcics , Phaetons nnd liund Wapon ? . ! . . . . w , wa Our goods have bceu Jnvorably known to the trade for yc.ir.- . . „ „ „ , „ , , We now H11 dlroet to the n r nt Itbolnilv Pricjs. The sluewd m.s lT i inh SL biijer prefers to deal u-lth the factory. He gets of us flue' ' work at less price than agents ak for low { trade > chicles. AVe ship auvwhere , subject to examination. WE UKLITEK on board cars Kansas City , Mo. , or Gosben , lnd.ns may suit purchaser. Send for catalogue with prlce nlalr.lv printed. ITS PHKU Write today. We fell Sewing Machines and the GOSMKN BICYCLE as well. All at Uholrmle I'rltre. ALL ( < OOD. Xo matter where you H\e , jouorenot too far away to do buMnecu with us and a\e monev. Addre > s. KDWAKD . WALKEB CARRIAGK Ci. . GOMIEN. INDIANA. "A FAIR FACE MAY PROVE A FOUL BAR GAIN. " MARRY A PLAIN GIRL IF SHE USES MES. PINKHAM'S WARNING- WOMEN. Neglect is the Forerunner of Misery and Suffering A Grateful Hus band Writes c His "Wife's Recovery. Nearly all the ill health of women is traceable to sone derangement of the feminine organs. These derangements do not cure themselves , and neglect of the sensations resulting from them is only putting1 oC trouble. Pathetic stories are constantly coming to Mrs. Pinkham of women whose neglect has resulted in ccrions heart trouble and a whole train of woes. Here is the story of a woman who was helped by Mrs. Pinkham after other treatment failed : DKAR Mis. PIXKIIAM : It affords me very- great pleasure to be able to state that I believe my wife owes her health to your medicine and good advice. For three years herr health failed rapidly ; she had heart trouble r ble , often falling down in dizzy and fainting spells' , shortness of brenth , choking and smothering spells , blcats- ing of the stomach , a dry cough , dys peptic symptoms , menses irreg ular , scanty , and of an un natural color. She had been treated by physicians with but little benefit. She has taken your treatment according to your directions , and is better in every way. I am well pleased with the result of your treatment , and give you permission to use my letter for the benefit of others. CHAS. II. and Mrs. MAY BUTCIIER , Fort Meyer , Va. The healing and strengthening-power of Lyrlia , E. Pinkliam's Vegetable Compound for all fe male ills is so well established that it needs no argument. For over twenty years it has been used by women with results that are truly wonderful. Mrs. Pinkham invites all women who arc puzzled about their health to write to her at Lynn , Mass. , for advice. All such correspondence is seen by women only , and no charge is made. A Million Women Have Been Benefited ! ) ? Mrs. PJflkham's Afivice anfl Mefiiclne FARWi IWiPLEEVIEKTS. FARIV3 WAGONS. BUGGIES AftD HARNESS. The Only House in the West Selliiiff Goods at l/l/holesae ! Prices to Consumers SEND QUICK FOR FREE CATALOGUE. 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KOTE To iatlify oarsolvc * a * to whether thU idrertlEemcnt Is read we will make a discount of per cent on tbe purchase of any customer who rill tell us they were directed to u * by It ami that bey will recommend tn to their frlendi It tbt ; oodi they buy arc satiifactory. to Ladies : YJe cite Tradina Sfe Jr Ifav' Renovator Guaranteed Jn S > nbiiUVdlUi RdJ ] to cure dyspep- ia. constipation , liver and kidney Jlsca..cs.bil- , iousness , headache , etc. At druggists 5c & SI. I A"ZS stf CURE YOURSELF ! s\i Voo BIK O for unnatural in 1 to 5 d \ aischarnce , inUamniatintiii. irritations or ulcenitioiis net u > uciurr. of mucoiiH inemliranf * . Prerrcu ccuiajioa. I'.inle8.i. anil not astriu- TriEtYANSCh'EUlCILCO. i t orpoifonous. ClhClNMATI.O.I { Kotd i U.S.JL. " 7 | or pont in plain -v - . X > A I * ? "Eprpp , prcpaiil."fut * < - ? 1 m. , ir 3 bottlefl.TV Circular eent oa request. HEW DISCOVERY ; niclc relief nnd cures-w < a-c = . Frail for IxKiiC of testimonial * BI" ' 1 treatment Tree. Dr. H.lI.c.KtFVSfroNS. Atlanta , . . S SCALES M2 ! ! ' rcr coug'js. cold" Or , Kay's Lung Balm SSa casu IE/A | > i VC"SM each WCEK the year round. VT C r A t if vc sell Stark Trees. Outfit free. STAKE KCRSERY. MBlSIiFA. SO. . St k. Sa. . Rocktiorl. Ill \VANTED-Casp of bail tenltTi that R-M'-A-V S will not benefit. Srml 5 cer.tc to Klpaus Cnemka ! Co. , ITev ? York , lor JO i > amalea pnd UXO testimonial * . W. N. U. OMAHA. No. 39-1S9S When Answering Advertisements Ktndlp Mention This Taper. -ST. , LOUIS WHITE LEfiD. " * -ou rT f .rnT TiuiW & * cr Pound 334cts. * j fiz : & * w xs mZsim Rmtei. ! ] w rOir .ffliti.Bir.'ttil ( * ' * V * 8r * frl * * ti ) n4tr ( , , rtt wi < > < i u * | , K _ - _ _ _ _ _ Wb WtiVpiKT i0CMaw * k * uf l * * W ptBtf c i i t MltMn Or * * HOWMI WtNA UCUffl TkK " " . T * * ' r ' * AT rVwtft ftt fft l . rll UtMBMk nd d > < Nt tfc * | > ro * * 1 t cw * " r O > tfd a f 144 h 'fc tr tl lVatriir iJ T f f DnOfnTP * OlinntWIinilOf * tf t * fit 1 : l r i s. 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