Tito Ilotort Ready.
A bustling agent for a patent churn
Invaded the ofllcc of a busy merchant
one day and proceeded to deliver his
lecture. "One moment , please , " said
the merchant. "May I ask to whom I
am Indebted for this visit ? " The caller
produced hlo card. It contained the
inscription : , "Barton # cbulon Day.
Agent for Cosmopolitan Novelty Com
pany. " The man of business studied
the card a moment. Then ha looked
up. "I am honored by your call , Mr.
Barton Zebulon Day , " he aald , with a
genial smile , "but this Is also my B. 2.
Day. Good day ! "
A REMARKABLE CASE.
Tbb following CORO was printed originally
In The Monitor , a newspaper publiHbod at
Moadford , Ontario. Doubts wore raised ante
to its truthfulness , consequently a close
watch was kept oa the caw for two years
and the original ntatement baa now been
completely verified.
Mr. I'otch had been n hopeless paralytic
for flve years. His caho has hod wide at
tention. Ho was confined to his bed , was
bloated almost bovond recognition , and
could not take polw food. Doctors called
the disease spinal sclerosis , and all said ho
could not live. The Canadian Mutual Life
Association , after a thorough oxamjBution ,
paid him bis total disability claim oL 1,650 ,
regarding him as forever incurable.
For thrco yearu ho lingered in this condi
tion. Alter
taking eoine
of Dr. Wil
liams' Pink
Pills for Pale
, People there
gpwas a slight
change , a tcn-
dency to
sweat freely.
Next came a
little feeling
in his limbs.
This extend
ed , followed
ii\x oioim. uy u ii
sensation , until at lent the blood began to
course freely and vigorously through his
body. Soon bo was restored to his old
time health.
A reporter for The Monitor recently
called on Mr. Fetch again and was told :
"You may say there is no doubt as to my
cure being permanent. I am in better
health than when I gave you the first in
terview , and certainly attribute my cure
to Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Palo People.
"To these pills I owe my release from the
living death , and I shall always bless the
day I was induced to take them. "
buch is the history f one of the most re
markable cases in modern times. In the
face of such testimony , can anyone say
that Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are not en
titled to the careful consideration of every
mfforer man , woman or child ? Is not the
case , in truth , a miracle in modern medi-
cinef'
These pills are sold by all druggists and
are considered by them to bo one of the
most valuable remedial agants known to
science.
Obligation A gun that makes a
loud report when it is discharged.
No-To-Bac for Fifty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure , makes weak
men strong , olood pure. 50c. SI. All druggists.
The American soft felt hat is all the
rage In the leading Australian cole
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If you -want to make your white
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cuffs look -white and glossy ask your
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If your grocer does not handle it send
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Mrs. General Ton * Thumb has re
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sence.
Piso's Cure for Consumption bos saved
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gent Sq. . Phi adelphia , Pa. , Doc. 8 , 1895 ,
Phiz The face that grows on a gin-
drinker.
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There are said to be 2,064 languages
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Oily tongues and mute dogs are dan
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For a perfect complexion and a clear ,
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The man above counsel is alwaye In
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Candy Cathartic cure constipation forever ,
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Triplets Little blessings that but
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To the Front. Again , Chicago to New York
The Michigan Central , "The Niagara
Falls Route , " now leaves Chicago at
4 p. m. , arriving at Grand Central Sta
tion. New York City , at 5 o'clock the
next afternoon ; In advance of all other
limited trains. It also carries a through
sleeper to Boston , arriving there the
next morning. It connects with all
jthrough train * from the west
thought I heard a sound as of
firing , " remarked the occupant
' < ji No. 1534 , stepping out into
or roonijTidor. "That's exactly what
"le corylhear. " replied the janitor. "I
/ ' .been kicking a 200-pound
6 * * th" ° " alrway- " Chicago
Tribune. .
' - * Seating . . -bever-
* " * -ftli - i ; * "
OYEB , TUB TEA CUPS.
A drawing room in Kensington.
Present Mrs. . Van Tassyl Hussey , Ladj-
Betty , Miss Peck , and the hostess.
"Will you take sugar with your second
end cup , dear ? " said the hostess sweet
ly to Mrs. Van Tassyl Hussey , hovering
with the sugar-tongs over the basin.
"Thank you , I always take sugar.
My late husband used to say that a
sweet tooth was an excellent thing in
the middle-aged ; it denoted simplici
ty of ideas. "
"Fie ! my dear Mrs. Van Tassyl Hus
sey , surely you don't lay claim to "
"Middle-aged or simplicity ? "
"Either , " returned Lady Betty.
"They usually go together nowa
days , " observed the hostess ; "it's the
young people I don't understand. They
seem to be developing into a strange
order of being. Have you read Lady
Warwick's book on 'Women's Educa
tion ? ' "
"You mean , " interposed Miss Peck
in her precise manner , "Lady War
wick's collection of papers read at our
recent education congress ? They arc
very valuable , and we are greatly
obliged to Lady Warwick for her ad
mirable preface ; but of course her lady
ship has not taken any great part in
our work. "
"I never could understand , " said
Mrs. Van Tassyl Hussey , "how ladies
of position could interest themselves in
slumming matters. "
"Excuse me , " returned Miss Peck
tartly , "women's education in the Brit
ish empire Is certainly not a question
of slumming. "
"But these things often fall into the
same category , do they not ? I heard
only the other day , " pursued Mrs. Van
Tassyl Hussey , blandly , "that a great
friend of yours had been appointed an
inspector or is it Inspectress of
dear me of nuisances. , was it not ? "
"No , " corrected Miss Peck , "of fac
tories. She read an admirable paper
on 'Women as Factory Inspectors' at
our recent congress. It is included in
Lady Warwick's book. We hope , by
means of this volume , to open up a
great many new careers to women. "
"So it would seem , " remarked the
hostess. "I suppose , though , they can
not all be quite womanly professions ? "
"Oh ! we are abolishing these dis
tinctions , " explained Miss Peck ; "we
find that they rather trammel us in
our work ; besides , the great principle
that we advocate the equality of the
sexes does not permit of any conces
sions on our part to "
"Womanliness ? " questioned Lady
Betty.
"If you like to put it so. "
"How stupid ! " continued Lady Bet
ty. "For my part I wouldn't change
* v\ I I /
PROWLING ABOUT FACTORIES ,
places with the most learned man in
the world. As the merely frivolous
little butterfly that I am , I can get all
the admiration I want. "
"From men , I suppose ? " sniffed Miss
Peck. "The homage some women pay
to men is perfectly degrading ; they
pander to their vanity In the most
contemptible manner. "
"As the superior sex , my dear , don't
forget that , " said Lady Betty.
"Superior in brute strength , but not
in intellect. "
"Well , let us say in discernment , "
Insinuated Lady Betty. "However con
temptible the mere man may be , I
find him at least appreciative. George
told me yesterday my new hat was a
perfect stunner ! How's that for an
opinion ? And you women have never
even noticed It ! "
"George ! your husband ? " queried
Mrs. Van Tassyl Hussey.
"My husband ? " laughed Lady Betty ;
"why he never sees what I've got on.
One never expects a compliment from
one's husband. I mean George Gil-
low ; he was skating with me at
Prince's yesterday. "
"It was always my practice to con
sult my husband on all matters , " said
Mrs. Van Tassyl Hussey , "but then I
suppose you young people would call
me "
"Not middle-aged , " smiled the host
ess.
ess."No
"No , rather old-fashioned. Marriage
itself , they say , is getting old-fash
ioned. "
"Yes , it Is going out , " said Lady Bet
ty.
"Only a very small percentage of our
women marry , " observed Miss Peck ;
"I mean the Glrton and Newnham wo
men. "
"Does their education make them too
fastidious ? " Inquired the hostess.
"Perhaps It makes the men fastidi
ous ! " said Lady Betty. "I never knew
a man yet who would make love to a
woman because she held a diploma.
They like a nice little ignoramus who
doesn't know enough to see through
them. "
"One can see -why you are so popular
Miss , Peck.
"For my part , I should like to see the
male population of this and every other
country swept off the face of the globe
but come to the meeting of our Hy
gienic Clothing association at St.
George's Hall next Thursday , and then
you will understand better than you
do now why "
"Why so many learned women pre
fer spinsterhood ? " interposed Lady
Betty.
"Let us say rather independence , "
said the hostess , genially. "Pass mo
your cup , Miss Peck one lump ? "
"I never take sugar , the glucose ele
ment is not wholesome. "
"But talking of Independence , " con
tinued the hostess , "is independence at
the price of spinsterhood the best state
for a woman ? Isn't it after all rather
a pity to be educated so far above the
headof the average man ? For the
average man is the best we can get as
a rule , isn't he ? "
"Yes , " answered Mrs. Van Tassyl
Hussey , "and I always think an un
married woman is such a hopelessly
Incomplete specimen of humanity I
mean , of course , the woman of a cer
tain age. "
"Quite an exploded prejudice , " snap
ped Miss Peck.
"Now a female factory inspector , "
observed the hostess , "I do not really
think I could stand. She would give
me the creeps , I'm sure. "
"It is to careers like this that we
look for relief in the female labor mar
ket , " remarked Miss Peck , severely. "It
is this way that the brilliant future
of the emancipated woman lies. We
have our foot on the ladder , we are
mounting. "
"Yes , but when you have climbed to
the top , where do" you think the la.lder
will land you ? " queried the hostess.
"It will land us , " answered Miss Peck ,
with a gleam like cold steel in her
eyes , "at the glorious goal where the
present degradation of women will not
exist , where they will take their prop
er position in the world , and where
man will be shown himself as he
really is. "
"Dear me ! " ejaculated Mrs. Van
Tassyl Hussey.
"Well , " said the hostess , "emanci
pation and the moralizing influence of
Girton and Newnham may be all very
well ; but for my part I think that
education misses its mark when it
does not promote the welfare and hap
piness of its devotees. And to con
demn women to an eternal spinsterhood -
hood is surely not promoting their
chances of happiness in the general
scheme of things. "
"For my part5nterposed Lady Bet
ty , with an irresponsible shrug of her
shoulders , "call it degrading if you
like , but I would rather purr on the
hearthrug of the merest of men than
I would go prowling about factories
and sniffing down people's sinks in the
glories of emancipation. "
"I will wish you good afternoon , "
said Miss Peck , snapping the clasp of
her serviceable golf cape severely. "I
am due on the 'Regeneration of Man'
at 5:15. "
"Isn't she funny , " laughed Lauy
Betty , as the door closed behind her.
MILLIONAIRES IN GERMANY.
Their Incomes Would Be Small in
America or England.
The differences in the unit of money
in different countries make a consid
erable difference in the practical
meaning of the word "millionaire. "
Webster's dictionary defines a million
aire as "one whose wealth is counted
by millions. " In popular use one who
has a million is regarded as a million
aire. In the United States it would b9
$1,000,000. In England it would be
1,000,000 sterling. But as the pound
sterling is worth $4.86 and a fraction
in our money , the Englishman would
require nearly five times as much act
ual capital as ths American before the
Englishman could take rank in the
noble army of martyrs known as mil
lionaires. "
Here in Germany , where tb.2 unit of
value is the mark , which is worth 23
cents and a fraction in our money ,
much less actual capital is required to
make a man a millionaire than in the
United States. I had this fact im
pressed upon me by reading in a Ger
man newspaper that according to the
Statistical Year Book * of Berlin that
city of over 1,000,000 Inhabitants , con
tains 2,092 millionaires each person
who has an income of more than
36,000 marks being reckoned as a mil
lionaire. " Thirty-six thousand marks
are less than $9,000 and $9,000 a year
seemed to me to be a rather small
"millionaire" income. I found , how
ever , by a rapid computation , that
36,000 marks is a little more than Zy >
per centum on a million marks ( about
$240,000) and there you have your
millionaire according to the German
value. According to the same author
ity there are 477 "thaler millionaires"
in Berlin a thaler being 3 marks , so
that each of this variety of million
aires has a capital of 3,000,000 marks ,
or about $720,000 each. The wealthi
est man in Berlin has an income of
1,729,000 marks , or roughly $400,000.
Only seven Berliners have an income
of more than a million marks
$240,000. Wilmington ( Del. ) News.
Grogless American Sailors.
The practice of serving a ration of
grog to sailors a.v' marines was dis
continued in the United States navy
many years ago , as the custom was
found to be prejudicial to discipline
and morals. Grog is still served , how
ever , In all the other navies of the
world. The advocates of temperance
in Great Britain have been trying for
years to persuade the government to
put a stop to the practice , but in vain.
The average man considers other
men wise ony when they come to him
for advice.
The Chinese 1'lnp.
Is a very queer looking affair. It rep
resents the most grotesque of green
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Don't consider a task impossible be
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If a ninn's words taint the air , he
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Hall's Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price. 75c.
Don't rob yourself by calling other
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Mrs. TVlnslow's Sootlilnpr Syrnp
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STANDARD DICTIONARY AGENCY , OMAHA , NEB. jjj
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and are a truly wonderful medicine. I nave often
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PENSIONS , PATENTS , CLAIMS.
JOHN W. MO RR IS , WASHINGTON. D. ( X
late Principal Exialaer U. S. Pension Eare&a.
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1435 New York Avenue , WASHINGTON , D. C ,
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