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McCooK , NEKKASKA.
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- © DENTIST. ®
All dental work done at our office is guar
anteed to be first-class. We do all kinds of
Crown , Bridge and Plate \York. Drs. Smith
& Bellamy , assistants.
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VOICE TRAINING A SPECIALTY.
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McCOOK SUEGICAL HOSPITAL ,
Dr. W. V. GAGE.
McCook , . - - - Nebraska.
Office and Hospital over First National Bank.
Office hours at residence , 701 Marshall Ave. ,
before 9 a. m. and after 6 p. m.
E. D. BURGESS ,
McCOOK , UEBR.
Iron , Lead , and Sewer Pipe , Brass
Goods , Pumps , and Boiler Trimmings.
Agent for Halliday , Waupun , Eclipse
Windmilis. Basementof the Meeker-
Phillips building.
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PROPRIETORS OF THE
McCook Transfer Line
BUS , BAGGAGE AND EXPRESS.
furniture van in the
city. Leave orders for bus calls
at Commercial hotel or at office
opposite the depot. Satisfaction
guaranteed.
One Minute Cough Cure , cures.
That Is what it was made for.
Jfirror * In Illustrations.
There sometimes seems reason for a
complaint common among nnthms that
artists do not read the text they are to
illustrate. In ouo of the leading maga
zines recently the writer mentioned the
fuct that her heroine was entirely bald
a circumstance , indeed , that might
have been deduced from the fuct that
she was nearly 100 years old.
Picture the author's disgust when the
old woman was represented with n head
of hair that might have served for the
advertisement of some wonderful "re
storative. "
Even worse seems the fate of zui un
happy writer who wrote a story about
a boy named Patsy. The artist meta
morphosed him into u girl.
| The readers of a recent novel were
I puzzled by a statement which it seemed
j impossible to reconcile with facts. The
I text represented a devoted' baud of sol
diers scaling well nigh perpendicular
I cliffs , urging their jaded horses for
ward. The explanation was that the
artist had represented the gallant baud
as mounted. The author had depicted
them on foot. When attention was
called to this discrepancy , the easiest
way out of the difficulty appeared to be
to insert the few words as above , which
was accordingly done without heed to
the context.
Mr. James Payu relates a similar
story of his tale , "APerfect Treasure. "
The plot was taken from the story of
the Nancy diamond. The jewel was in
trusted after the battle to a faithful
servant , who fell among thieves and to
secure its safety swallowed it. It is
probable that no family retainer has
ever been regarded with such solicitude
for the quarter of a century as ho was.
The work was brought out with a
picture by Sir John PJillais , the wood
cut of which happened to bo in the pub
lisher's possession and which seemed to
him to illustrate the subject , "A Per
fect Treasure , " for it was a little baby
in its mother's arms. Youth's Com
panion.
Long : IJcarda.
Perhaps the best known beard in the
United States is that of ex-Senator Pef-
fer of Kansas , which was said to meas
ure three feet long , but there are many
which exceed that iu size. The muse
ums frequently contain men 5 feet
and over whose beards sweep the floor
when they stand up , but perhaps the
longest of all is that of Legrand Larow
of Lainar , Mo. , which is said to exceed
any other in the world. It is seven
feet in length and has measured 73
feet. Mr. Larow was born in Tompkins
county , New York , in J&52 , and his rel
atives are noted for heavy beards , bat
not extraordinary length. Ho is G feet
in height and weighs 175 pounds. When
standing with his beard down , it ex
tends two feet upon the floor. Ho has
not shaved for over 20 years. In the
year 1877 Mr. Larow went west and
was a farmer and stock raiser for many
years. He wears his beard braided and
wound around his body or else wrapped
and lodged inside his vest. Boston
Transcript.
An Odd Sign.
Nearly everybody has heard of the
"catch sign" of the dyer , to the effecb
that ha "dyes to live and lives to dye. "
There are probably half a dozen or more
dyers in this city who have that sign
conspicuously displayed at their estab
lishments. There has been a sudden re
vival in the use of catchy signs , partic
ularly rhymed ones , among bootblacks
and small sidewalk merchants. These
signs are now springing up everywhere ,
and a couple of young newsboys with
some facility for making doggerel are
picking up many a half dollar for work
of this kind among their fellows. The
fever has even reached Frankford , ana
an odd old character there has this pla
card outside his humble establishment :
Moses Jones ,
Dealer In Uonea ;
Also In Bags
And All Kinds of Rags.
I Can Laugh at ily Foes ,
For I'm Still Old 3Iojo.
Philadelphia Record.
Woman's Voice.
In arguing the point , giving instruc
tions to her better half , teaching the
young idea how to shoot , asserting her
rights , retailing gossip , saying good by
and negotiating bargains it has been
calculated that a woman's tongue tra
vels 5,643,450 yards 18 inches in the
course of an ordiuary lifetime of three
score years and ten.
These figures are something appalling
and will be apt to make the ordinary
young man hesitate before entering the
holy bonds of matrimony.
Yet how empty and silent the world
would be without a woman's voice !
New York Journal.
Feminine Generalship.
On one occasion the noted British
officer Tarletoii was speaking contempt
uously of Colonel William Washington
to a patriot lady. "Why , " said Tarle-
tou , "they tell me ho is so ignorant that
he cannot even write his name. " With
a meaning glance at Tarletou's right
hand , which Washington had wounded ,
the lady replied , "But nobody is better
aware than you , Colonel Tarletou , that
Colonel Washington knows how to
make his mark. "
Ever Thus.
Stutterly M-M-i-ss D-a-a-tely
G-g-g-race , aw , I-I-I w-wou't yon b-eo
in m-my
Miss Dately ( shyly ) What did yon
say , Mr. Stutterlyi1
Stutterly W-w-w-ou't y-y-on be-e-e
my wu - wu - wu - wife , I-I-I-I-I
e-s-s-s-s-aid.
- - - - -
Miss Dately Oh , George , this is 60
sudden ! Cincinnati Commercial Trib
une.
In the year 1700 there was only one
newspaper in the United States. Now
there are more than in England , France
and Germany put together.
Property is said to be so safe ia Fin
land that packages left unguarded any
where are hardly orer touched.
TRIBUNE CLUBBING LIST.
For the convenience of readers of THE
TRIBUNE , we have made arrangements
with the following newspapers and peri
odicals xvhereby we can supply theiw in
combination with TUB TuiBUNE at the
following very low prices :
I'UHUCATION. PRICK. T U" , . .
Detroit Free Press Si oo j > i 50
Leslie's Weekly. 400 300
1'rairie Fanner I oo 125
Chicago Inter-Ocean I oo 135
Cincinnati Enquirer. I oo 150
New-York Tribune I oo i 25
Demorest's Magazine I oo 175
Toledo Blade ino 125
Nebraska Farmer l oo 165
Iowa Homestead I oo 175
Lincoln Journal I oo 175
Campbell's Soil-Culture i oo I 50
New-York World I oo 165
OmphalJee lee r O
Cosmopolitan Magazine I oo I So
We are prepared to fill ordeis for at- )
otbf r papers published , at reduced rates.
THE TRIBUNE. McCook , Neb.
Thirty-five years makes a generation.
That is how long Adolph Fisher , of
Zanesville , O. , suffeied from piles He
was cured bv using tbree ! > exes of De-
Witt's Witch Ha/.el Salves Sold bv A.
McMillen.
'California Excursions
Via Burlington Route. Cheap ; quick ;
comfortable. Leave Omaba 4:35 p.m. ,
Lincoln 6:10 p. in. , Hastings 8:50 p. in.
and McCook at 11:40 p. in. , ev
ery Thursday , in rlctiti. modern , not
crowded tourist .sietpers. No transfers ;
cars run right througb to San Francibco
and Los Angeles over tbe Scenic Route
-through Denver and Salt Lake City.
Oars are carpeted ; upholstered in rataii ;
have spring .seals and hacks and are
provided with curtains , bedding , towels ,
soap , etc. Uniformed porters and ex
perienced conductors acconjpany each
excursion , relieving passengers of all
bother about baggage , pointing out ob
jects of interest and in many other v.ays
helding to make tbe overland trip a de
lightful experience. Second class tickets
are honoied. IJerths $5 For folder giv
ing full information , cad at nearest Htr-
lington Route ticket office , or write to J. I
Francis , General Passenger Auent , Oma
ha Nebraska. .
, 4-25-98.
The Best Liniment "Chamberlain's
Pain Balm is the Finest on earth , " u-iiie
Kdwards & Parker , of Plains , Ga. This
is the verdict of all who use it. For
rheumatism , lame back , sprains , swell
ings , and the numerous slight ailments
and accidents common to every house
hold , this linimei.t IIHS no equal. With
it in the bouse , a great deal of pnin and
suffering inny be avoided. For sale > v
L. W. McConnell.
To Cure a Cold m One Day.
Take Laxative Eromo QiiinineTablets.
All druggists refund the "money if it fails
to cure. 2 c
THE'fuiHTJNKaisd Demoresl's Fauiilv
Magazine for $1.75 a year , strictly in
advance.
Burlington Route.
To Portland , Ore. , without change of
cars. Through tourist sleeping cars , in
charge of special excursion managers and
accompanied by uniformed Pullman porters
ters , leave Kansas Ciiy everv Thursday
morning for Portland , Ore.
They run over the Burlington Route to
Denver , D. & R. G. Ry. ( Scenic Line ) to
Ogden , Oregon Short Line and O R. &
N. Co. to destination. A lav-over ot ten
hours is made at Salt Lake Cit3' . giving
passengers all opportunity to become ac
quainted with one of the most beautiful
and interesting ci tie-in the world
Travelers destined to Portland or any
other Pacific northwest point should join
these weekly excursions. This they can
do at any point at which trains stop
There is no cheaper or more comfortable
way to make the trip. The cars have all
the conveniences of palace sleeping cars ,
lacking only their elaborate finish Second
end class tickets are accepted. Berth-
rate , Kansas City to Portland , $5.
For tickets and full information call at
nearest Burlington Route ticket office or
write to J. Francis , G. P. A. , Omaha , Neb.
A torpid liver robs you of ambition
and itiins j-our health. DeWitt's Little
Earl- Risers cleanse tbe liver , cure con
stipation and all stomach and liver trou
bles. Sold by A. McMillen.
DeWitt's Little EarJy Risers ,
The famous little pills.
TIMBER CULTURE FINAL PROOF-
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
UNITED STATES LAND OFKICI .
McCook , Neb. , April 6 , 1898.
Notice is hereby given that Franklin W.
Eskey has filed notice of intention to make
final proof before Register or Receiver at his
office in McCook , Nebraska , on Saturday , the
Kjth day of May , 1898 , on timber culture appli
cation No. 6228 , for bej4 of section No. 13. in
township No. 5 north , range No. 29eat Oth
P. M.
lie names as witnesses : Richard F. Lakin ,
Nathan Edwards , and Richard R. llolcomb ,
of Inclianola , Nebraska , and Frank S. Schoon-
over. of Box Elder , Nebraska.
4-3-6ts A. S. CAMPHCI.L , Register.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Land Office at McCooK , Neb.
March 26th , i.Sc > S.
Notice is hereby given that the following-
named settler has tiled notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his cla.m ,
and that said proof will be made before Reg
ister or Receiver at McCook , Nebraska , t-n
May /tli , 1898 , viz : George llanlein. LI. E.
No. 10,664 , lor the wj-j neK and n1se1 * ' sec
tion 30 , town. 4 north , range 29 west of Oth P.
M. lie names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon and cul
tivation of said land , viz : Albert F. Reeve * ,
Millard S. Modrell , Roy King , and Tony A.
Steltzer , all of McCook , Nebraska.
4-i-6t A. S. CAMPISKI.L , Register.
NOTICE TO LAND OWNERS.
ROAD NO. 325.
To Equitable Land Co..L.J. Holland , James
Williams , William D. Ryder , A. N. Wiley ,
Trustee , Alexander Brown , George Hocknell ,
and George E. Craig , and to all whom it may
concern : The Board ol county commissioners
have established and ordered opened a road
commencing at southwest corner of section
twenty-six (26) ( ) in Bondville precinct , Red
Willow CountyNebraska , running thence east
on section line three (3) ( ) miles and terminating
atsouthwestcprnerof section twenty-nine (29) ( )
in Missouri Ridge precinct , and all objections
thereto or claims for damages must he filed
in the county clerk's ofiice on or before noon
of the 2ist day of May A.D. 1898 , or said road
will be established without reference thereto.
3-18-41 R. A. GREEN , County Clerk.
GETTIN
Every expectant moiher lias
a trying ordeal to face. If she does not
"vrhafc may happen.
Child-birth is full
of uncertainties if
Nature is not- given proper assistance.
is the best help you can use ab this lime.
It is a linhncKiind -whoa regularly ap-
lichl several jau'Jis bororo br.br comes ,
it makes the aiiven. . easy and nearly pain
less. It relieves an''prevents 'morning
sickness , " reiasc-a i.i ! > overstrained mus
cles , relieves the ( iI.-teuU.'d feeling , short
ens labor , malres r.-co 'cry rapid and cer
tain without any < ] morons after-effects.
Mother's Frbndrood \ for only one
purpose , viz. : 10 removeuiothi'thcod of
danger and pu = 3.
One dollar r ' ' ' ' " rl' * iuystores , or
SOIL by < p. : > on " > n t.i i nee.
] ' ! . . In o v.-r- - ' ' : rtltinlile infornia-
tim - ) i.yoTm-i . v . . . . i-'j sent to any ; nidress
Uiina nr > ; lic'i'i , i ? ,
TJSE Ck.Vii : . ' , rjEOULATOR CO. ,
KLONDIKE !
What does it cost to get then ; ? When
and bow should one , ; < ? What should
one take ? Where aie. the mines ? How
much liave they produced ? Is work
plentiful ? What wiiges are pant ? Is
living expensive ? What art-one's chances
of "makii'ga5'rikt - ? " 4-25-98
Complv'e mill -ttisfac'tor * . teplies to
the above questions uill be found in the
Burlington Route's " KU.ndike Folder , "
now ready for distribution. Sixteen
pages of practical information and nu
up-to-date map of Alaska and the Klon
dike. Free at Burlington Route ticket
offices.or ient on receipt of four cnts in
stamps l > y J. Francis , OenM Passenger
A c-jt . Burlington Route , Omaha. Neb.
"I leel it inuit \ < < / give \ou a truth
ful staleim-m of ulint Chamberlain's
Colic , Cholera mul Diarrhoea Remedy
iid. " writes J S Collins , of Moore , S
C. , "I had a child about tv.-o 3'ears old ,
that had the diarrhoea for two months.
I tried nl ! the best known remedies , but
nonr gave the least relief When this
remedy came to hand. I gave it as direct-
en , anil iu two da\s the child was com-
plett-ly cured. " Sold by McConnell.
Children like it. It saves their lives.
We mean One Minute Coti jh Cure , the
in fillihle remedy for couub < . coldscroup ,
bronchitis , grippe , and all throat and
hint : t'ou'ii'e- . A McMillen. ii
It is a great leap trom ihe old fash
ioned do'-es of blue mass and nause
ous T > h > sk-s to I lie pleasant little pills
ki'O.xn DrWiu's Little F.arlv Risers.
They 'iire constipation , -ick htadacl.e.
and 1 iiif-nsre-s. A McMillen.
(
The t wo-year-old son of W. L Funja-
SOM , < > f iiotton , Mississippi , ha.I whooj -
injr c > iib. "After several physicians
hail prescribed for him without giving
him relief , " writes Mr Furgasoti. "I
peisuaded mvxife to tr-a 25 cent hottle
of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy The
first dose had the desired effect , and in
forty-eight hours he was entirely free
from -ill cough I consider \otir remedy
the best in the market , especially for
children , and recommend it at all time * "
The 25 and 50 cent sizes for sale by L W.
McConnell
Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria.
WOMEN used
to think "fe
male diseases "
could only be
treated after "lo-
c a 1 examina ,
tions" by physi
cians. Dread of
such treatment
kept thousands of ,
modest women
silent about their
suffering. Thein- :
troduction of
1 Wine of Cardui has now demon :
strated that nine-tenths of all the
cases of menstrual disorders do
not require a physician's attention
at all. The simple , pure
,
taken in the privacy of a woman's
ov/n home insures quick relief and .
speedy cure.Vomen need not :
hesitate now. Wine of Cardui re
quires no humiliating examina
tions for its adoption. It cures any
disease that comes under the head
of "female troubles" disordered
menses , falling of the womb ,
"whites , "change of life. Itmakes
women beautiful by making them
well. It keeps them young by
keeping them healthy. $1.00 at
the drug store.
For advice in cases requiring special
directions , address , giving : symptoms ,
the "Ladies' Advisory Department , "
The Chattanooga Medicine Co. , Chatta
nooga. Tenn.
VI. . ADD1SON , M.D. , Gary , Miss. , says :
"I use Wine of Cardui extensively in
my practice and find itamost excellent
preparation for female troubles. "
>
DeWitt's Colic & Cholera Cure ,
Pleasant , Quick Results , Safe to take.
A little boy as'crd , for n buttle < if "get
up in the mornini- fast us tun can. "
The drnjijiisi wcijrnixe'l a Iioii-uhold
naiiif for tie Win's Litilr Karly Risers ,
land j ave him a bot'le of thosttunons
j little pills for constipation , ick h-n-lache
j and liver and stomach troub'es Sold lyr
* A. McMillen.
I Thousand- suflereis from la grippe
j have been restored to health by One
! Minnie Cough Cute. It quickIv cures
l coughs , robls , broncliitis. pneumonia ,
| grippe , asthma , and all thtoat and 'nnfj
diseases Sold by A. McMillen.
M. L. Yocum , Cameron. Pennsylva
nia , says " I was a sufferer for ten years ,
trying most all kinds of pile remedies ,
but without success DeWin's Witch
Hazel Salve was recommended to me. I
used one box It has effected a perma
nent cure. " As a permanent rure for
piles DeWitt's Witch H zel Salve lias no
equal Sold by A McMillen.
THE TRIBUNK and The New-York
Tribune for $1.25 a 3ear , strictlv in ad
vance.
When Baby was sick , we gave her Castoria.
When she was a Child , she cried for Castoria.
When she became Jliss , she clung to Castoria.
When she had Children , she gave them Castoria.
Don't Wait
, a week for the news in
these exciting times. By the new train ser
vice the best paper in the west reaches you
first in the morning
Tke Omaha Daily Bee
contains the very latest new of the Spanish
and Cuban troubles. It prints THE MILL
Associated Press dispatches and the New
York World exclusive special service. You
want the most complete news , too. of the
Trans-MisbisMppi Exposition , which only The
15ee publishes. You can
Head it at Breakfast.
By mail with Sunday , $2 for three months ;
without Sunday , 50 cents a month , By carrier ,
15 cents a week.
ORDER IT FROM
J. N. PURVIS , Ag-ent ,
McCook Book and Stationery Co.
loves.
A Kid Glove Bargain
that you can safely order UY MAIL.
Ladies' Extra Fine Quality Kid Gloves ,
embroidered backs , 4-hook or buttons , every
fashionable spring shade in style and finish
they are superior to any dollar glove otfered
in America at ONE DOLLar per pair.
Postage paid to any point in the United
States. Give color and size. 4-1-515
Nebraska Mercantile Company ,
Incorporated ,
Uftvcl Hadell , Mgr. RED CLOUD , NEB.
ANDREW CARSON ,
Proprietor
of the . . .
SUNNY SIDE DAIRY.
We respectfully solicit your business ,
lud guarantee pure milk , full measure ,
uid prompt , courteous service.
Children Cry for Pitcher's Castona.
ONE OF TWO WA YS.
The bladder was created for one purpose.
lamely , a receptacle for the urine , and asbuch\
t is not liable to anv form of disease except
jy one of two ways. The lirst way is from im-
icrfect action of the kidneys. The second
vay is from careiesb local treatment of other
\ \
CHIEF CAUSE.
Unhealthy urine from unhealthy kidneys is
he chief catiFe of bladder troubles. Ho the
romb , like the bladder , was created for one
purpose , and if not doctored too much is not
iatle to weakness or disease , except in rare
ases. It is situated back of and very close to
lie bladder , therefore any pain , disease or in-
< mvenience manifested in the kidneys , back.
iladder or urinary passa e is often , by mis-
ake , attributed to temale weakness or womb
rouble of some sort. The error is easily made
ind may be as easily avoided. To find out
rnrrectly , set your urine aside for twenty-tout
lours ; a sediment or settling indicates kidney
> r bladder trouble. The mild and extraordi-
lary effect of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root.
he great kidney , and bladder remedy is
ioon realized. If you need a medicine
-ou should have the best. At all drujj > jist >
ifty cenN and one dollar. You may have a
.ample bottle and pamphlet both sent free by
uail upon receipt of three two-cent stamps to
over c < t of postage on the bottle. Mention
THE ' 1 KiKiTNE and send your address to Dr.
Kilmer & Co. , Dinghamton , N. V. The pro
prietor of this paper guarantees the genuine-
less of this offer. April 2-1 yr.
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salvx
Cures Piles. Scalds. Burns.
JULIUS KTOTERT ,
iarpet Laying ,
Carpet Cleaning.
am still doinjj carpet laying , carpel
ileaning lawn cutting and similar work. See
r write me before giving such work. Mv
iharges are very reasonable. Leave orders a't
fRiRUNE office. JULIUS KUNERT.