9 oo DROPS ' JSN elaUePieparatioafor As similating iheToodandBegula- ling ihsStfliaadis anlBowels of IHILDHRN 2romotesDiiestionChceiful- nessandBfestContalns neither Mineral. MxJenna Jt feUSJtf /tniseSctd * AperfectHemedy for Constipa tion , SourStomach.Diarrhoea , Worms.Convulsfons .Feverish- ness ondlioss OF SLEEP. TacStnute Signature of NEW "YORK . ! j E EXACT COPVOF'WBAEPEB , l GASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought The Kind You Have Always Bought. . . THE CCNTAUH COMPANY. NEW YORK CITY. ALL ROADS ARE ALEKE ' . . , ' . ml Perfection is the rcooi. of our Song experienc. are the product of mechanical ingenuity. Send for E898 Catalogue. Agents wanted in open territory. MONARCH CYCLE MFC. CO. , Lake , Halsted and Fulton Streets , Chicago * Branches-New York , London and Hamburg. Send ten 2-cont stamps for a deck of Monarch Playing Cards Illustrating Lillian Russell , Tom Cooper , Lee Richardson , and Walter Jones. AGENTS WANTED. Send your address to us , and we will inform you how other men earn from $15.00 to $35.00 weekly. If you are endowed dewed with an average amount of coni- 111011 sense , you can in a short time do as well , or bitter , by securing a county agencj'for one of our standard publica tions. If yon want to start without de lay , send $ i 25 , and \ve will forward a cop } ' of "Reversible Wall Map of the U. S. & World , " 66x46 inches in size , eleven beautiful colors. A county map of the U. S. en ontsifle. . and a library map of the world on ihe other , should be in every "home and office. This is the 1898 rdit- ion. to date ; two five-dollar maps at a popular price. Wevill also send a copy of 0111 new t.all map of Nebraska , showing counties , railroads , towns , etc. , 1898-edition with a marginal index , locating every town on map and jjivinjf population , 28 x 44 inches in size , just issued. Above two maps almost sell them selves , but printed instructions accom pany samples. Later on you can try some expensive article. Write quick and choose your field. j RAND , MCNAI.I.Y & Co. , . , 166 , 168 Adams St. , Chicago , 111. California Excursions Via Burliiigton Route. Cheap ; quick ; comfortable. Leave Omaha 4:35 p.m. , Lincoln 6iop. m. , Hastings 8:50 p. m. and McCook at 11:40 p. m. , ev- erv Thursday , in clean , modern , not crowded tourist sleepers. No transfers ; cars run right through to San Francisco and Los Angeles over the Scenic Route -through Denver and Salt Lake City. Oars are carpeted ; upholstered in ratan ; have spring seats and backs and are provided with curtains , hedding , towels , soap , etc. "Uniformed porters and ex- perie'nced conductors accompany each excursion , relieving passengers of all bother about baggage , pointing out ob- iects of interest and in many other ways heldinc to make the overland trip a de lightful experience. Second class tickets are honored. Berths W. For folder gtv- ine full information , call at nearest Burlington - Rente ticket office , or write to J. lington Francis , General Passenger Agent , Oma 4-85-98. ha/Nebraska. Nebraska Irrigration Annual. The second number of this book con tains 217 pages full of interesting and valuable information for the progressive citizen , wide awake farmer and business man , including a stenographic report of the fourth annual convention of the Ne braska Irrigation Association. There are many attractive features which limited space will not permit to be mentioned here. There are single pages in the book worth four times the cost of the book to any public spirited student of scientific agriculture. Recent demonstration in the practicability and utility of irrigation are given , and the results are so surpris ing as to make them read like extracts from a wonder book Even the adver tisements contain useful bits of knowl edge The constitution and by-laws of the Irrigation Association are given in full ; " Not less than twenty national and state authorities contribute special arti cles on various phases of irrigation ex perimentation. The popular address of 1'rof Erwin Hinckley Barbour of the University of Nebraska , accompanied by fourteen illustrations touching the home made windmill , is one of the priceless literary jewels in this line. Hon. Chas. W. Irish , who has had more than twenty years practical experience in irrigation , and for many years an expert of the United States government , has two val uable contributions on alfalfa and irriga tion science. Prof. G. D. Swezy writes interestingly on the variability of rain fall , giving tables covering the historj * of humidity in this state from 1849 to 1894. There are upwards of forty portraits traits and pen pictures of prominent irrigators - rigators of the nation. The book may be had at the small price of 25 cents per copy and orders should be sent to A. G. Wolfenbarger , president Nebraska Irri gation Association , Lincoln. COLEMAN. E. E. Divine bus bought n farm. J. W. Corner is putting more of his Inud under plow. Will Bixler will .break out part of the 0. Phillips laud. W. M. Bozell waa hi McCook , Saturday , and brought out the ma terial with which to build a hog lot. A young man in an adjoining county caught the yellow fever and lit out for the dispensary Alaska. Win. Bymer and John Divine will lnvak up 80 acres for Gertie Colernan. Eighty acres are under cultivation now. The other fellow says , "Blame the luck ! " while the industrious man who puts intelligent thought into his work , prospers. H. B. Wales has broken up a patch on the Cole land and has commenced to break sixty acres on tit * Ella Thruilldll place. On last Monday afternoon , Hey Coleman , twelve years old , drove to McCook with pony and carfc. Oil starting home , when just north of the base ball ground , one trace dropped which let one of the thills down. Roy jumped out and caught the pony by the bits but could not hold her. She whirled around and around and the carfc turned com pletely over twice. She got loose from the cart and started for home. The wind was blowing terribly and growing cold fast. The little fel low started for home , seven miles , afoot , facing the wind. W. llich- ardsou's boy saw the pony go and jumped on a horse and went after her. Near the cemetery he met her leisurely walking back toward the cart. He brought her back and , hitching her to the csirt , Roy drove home. It was getting chirk when he got home and the little fellow had nearly perished. He had gone to town without overcoat ; or mittens. The cart was damaged only slightly. NOTICE TO LAND O\VNI-R.S. ROAD NO. 325. To Equitable Land Co. , L. J. Holland , Mary Jane Williams , William D.Ryder , A N.Wiley , Trustee , Alexander Brown , George Hocknol ! , and George E. Craig , and to all whom it may concern : The Board ot county commissioners have established and ordered opened a road commencing at southwest corner of section twenty-six (26) ( ) in Bondville precinct , Ued Willow County.Nebraska , running thence east on section line three (3) ( ) miles and terminating atsouthwestcornerof section twenty-nine (29) ( ) in Missouri Ridge precinct , and all objections thereto or claims for damages must De filed in the county clerk's office on or before noon of the aist day of May A. D. iSgS , or said road will be established without reference thereto. 3-18-41 R. A. GREEN , County Clerk. CASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of B. 3. ASHTON , Pro : . T. B. McDONALD , Cash. OLIFF02D NADEN , Asst. Cash. BANK OF DANBURY DANBURY , NEB. A General Banking Business < gTAny business you may wish to transact with THE McCooK TRIBUNE will receive prompt and careful atten tion. Subscriptions received , orders taken for advertisements and job-work. JOHN E. KELLEY , ATTORNEY AT LAW McCooK , NEBRASKA. gf Agent _ of Lincoln Land Co. Office Rear of First National bank. J. B. BALLARD , © DENTIST. © All dental work done at our office is guar anteed to be first-class. We do all kinds of Crown , Bridge and Plate \York. Drs. Smith & Bellamy , assistants. E. E. UTTER , MUSICAL INSTRUCTOR. Piano , Organ , Guitar and Banjo VOICE TRAINING A SPECIALTY. J -Studio Over the "Bee Hive. " McCOOK SUEGICAL HOSPITAL , Dr. VV. V. GAGE. McCook , - - - Nebraska. Office and Hospital over First National Bank. Office hours at residence , 701 Marshall Ave. , before 9 a. m. and after 6 p. m. FRANCIS E. DIVINE. CANCER DOCTOR , McCoos : , NEBRASKA. "I guarantee a care. No cure , no pay. Write me at above address , or call at my home in Coleman precinct. of the Mother shapes the course of unborn generations goes sounding through all the ages and enters the confines o Eternity. With what care , there fore , should the Expectant Moth er be guarded , and how great the effort be to ward off danger anc make her life joyous and happy 9' allays ai : Nervous ness , re. - hevcs the Headache Cramps , and .N a u- sea , and so system that ChiJdsirlJi is made easy and the time of recovery short ened many say " strongc" after than bcfoic confinement. " It in sures safety to In" : : of both rnoth- cr and child.Ml who have used ' Mother's Fri'siic. ' . - will s.u- they nev er be withoi't ' ' . a : : < r. No other rem cdy r oi x ; cu ; f ; P. men tor : ts p. : i n "A cntor.iior ! < ; wife urpt . saydtliai if uho had to - thoiirh tl - unie- ) again , and there weintr , " > : r bottles u. lie obtained , and tlo c'.ar. w.i.-i l.io.co per hottlu. he would have tliens. " ( , II > .JL.WTOS , Iisyton , Ohio Ser.t by express , on rcnoijtt of piieo. Sl.OO PER BOOTLK ook i KXPJSCTAKT MOTIJ- ERri" muilcd free upon application , contiiui ! valuable infomiiulon unU roluiitnry TKCQRADFIELD REGULATOR co. , ATLANTA , CA < SOLI ) OV ALL DRUGGISTS. KLONDIKE ! What does it cost to get there ? When and how should one yo ? What should one take ? Where are the inttie * ? How much have they produced ? Is work plentiful ? What Wiiges are paid ? Is living expensive ? What are one's chances of "making a strike ? " 4-25-98 Complete and satisfactory replies to the above questions will be found in the Burlington Route's "Klondike Folder , " now ready for distribution. Sixteen pages of practical information and an up-to-date map of Alaska and the Klon dike. Free at Burlington Route ticket officesor sent on receipt of four cents in stamps by J. Francis , Gen'l Passenger A ent , Hnrliiigtcin Route , Omaha. Neb. After years of untold suffering from piles , 15V. . Purs-ell , of Knitnersvilk- , was cured l > v using a single box of De Witt's Witch Hazel Salve. Skin dis eases , such as eczema , rash , pimples and obstinate sores , are readily cured by this famous reinedv. A. McMillen. A tin ill of terror is experienced when the brassy hound of croup sounds through the luniM. ' at night But the terror soon changes to relief after One Minute Cough Cure has been administered Safe and harmless for children. A. McMiilen. There aie three little things which do more work limn any other three little things rreated they nr the ant , the bee , and DeWitt's Little Early Risers , the last being the famous little pills for stomach and liver troubles. A.McMHlen. What pleasure is there in life with a headache , constipation , and biliousness ? Thousands experience them who could become perfectly healthy by using De Witt's Little Edilv Risers , the famous little pills. A. lie ! : : ! : -n. Whooping cough is the most distress ing malady ; but its duration can be cut short by the use of One Minute Cough Cure , which is also the best known rem edy for croup and all luny and bronchial troubles A. McMiilen. Don't annoj- others by your coughing , and ri < kotr life by neglecting a cold. One Minute Cough Cure cures coughs , colds , croup , grippe , and all throat and lung trouble ? . A. McMiilen. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria. FOB WOMEN J INE-TENTHS Of all the pain andsicknessfrom which women suffer is caused by weakness or 'derangement in the organs of menstruation. Nearly always when a woman is not well these organs are affected. But when they are strong and healthy a. woman is very seldom sick. Is nature's provision for the regu lation of the menstrual function. It cures all " female troubles. " It is equally effective for the girl in her teens , the young wife with do mestic and maternal cares , and the woman approaching the period knov/nasthe "Change of Life. " They all need it. They are all benefitted by it. For advics in cases requiring special directions , address , { jiving1 symptoms. tha "Ladies' Advisory Department. " The Chattanooga Medicine Co. , Chatta nooga , Tenn. THOS. J. COOPER , Tupelo , Miss. , says : " My sister suffered from very Irregular and painful menstruation and doctors could not relieve her. Wine of Cardul entirely cured her and also helped my mother through the Change of Life. " DeWitt's Colic & Cholera Cure , Pleasant. Quick Results , Safe to take. PLEASANT RIDGE. J. W. Jones and wife were shop ping in McCook , Monthly. E. 0. Goehring is preparing to plant nn orchard , this spring. The cold snap , this week , has interfered with farming to some extent. Frank Green wns riding around buying cattle , Tuesday. He said it was never too cold to trade. E. 0. Goehring raised some fine artichokes , Inst year , and they have kept good all winter without being dug. "We will have war" and "We will not have war" are two sen tences that we hear repeated over and over these days. Will Hunter is working on the Everist place. Will says he is one of the boys that will go to war if it is necessary. The poultry association hold an interesting meeting in McCook , Monday afternoon. We hope the people will all attend the next meeting. There is considerable discussion iu this vicinity over the word "AntfiUnuin , " and it is being dis cussed over on Eed Willow also. One of THE THIBUNE'S correspond ents says it means not as high a state of culture as Altruria ; an other one says it means spiritual education. We do not know what it meuns. A MERCHANT'S LETTER TO DK. HAimUX , PRESIDENT OF THE SURGICAL HOTEL. Marshall is a neat little city of 7,000 population in the state of i'exns. Among its many enter- n-ising merchants is Mr. V. E. Wyatt. In a recent letter to Dr. ETartman , Mr. Wyatt says : 'kl lave been nfllicted with the In grippe four times and the last ime was worse than the first. I > egau to think , after trying sever- il remedies without any relief. Imt the diseuse could not be cur ed. Two year ? ago was the last ime I had an at- ; ack of it. I de cided to try Pe-rn- ja and got six bet tles. The first bot- le I took did me nore good than all he medicines I had : aken before. I ecomrneud Pe-ru-ua to all who are suffering with any disease it is ad- ertised to cure. I am well and stout now. I want everybody af flicted as I was to know of the vonderful merits of Pe-rti-na. " Unless treated by Pe ru-nn , la grippe leaves the system in a de ferable condition. It completely lemoralizes the nervous system , leranges digestion and disturbs nearly every function of the body. ? e-ru-nu is a perfect specific for his condition. It is an admirable remedy for the after-effects of la grippe. For further testimonials , see book entitled'Tacts and Faces , " sent free by the Pe-ru-ua Drug Manufacturing Co. , Columbus , O. Wanted-Cattle to Pasture. I want 125 head of cattle to pasture on the Stewart ranch , at 25 cents a month. , Plenty of water two new large cisterns. J. A. RESH , Manager. To Cure a Cold In One Day. Take Laxative Eronio Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. 25c. THE TRIBUNE and The New-York Tribune for $1.25 a year , strictly in ad vance. THE TRIBUNE and Demorest's Family Magazine for $1.75 a year , strictly in advance. For some time I have suffered with rheumatism - , matism and tried ever } ' imaginable remedy , i without effect. Mr. F. G. S. Wells advised mete I to try Chamberlain's Pain Balm , telling me that it had cured many cases of long standing like mine. I have used four bottles , and feel sure that one more bottle will make my cure complete. A. P. Kontz , Claremore , Arkansas. Sold by McConnell. DeWitt's Little Early Risers , The famous little pills. ANDREW CARSON , Proprietor of the . . . . SUNNY SIDE DAIRY. I We respectfully solicit your business , ind guarantee pure milk , fall measure , md prompt , courteous service. : One Minute Cough Cure , cures. : That iswhat U was mhde for. I TRIBUNE CLUBBING LIST. For the convenience of readers of TllB f : TRIBUNK , we have made arrangements with the following newspapers anil peri odicals whereby we can supply thet/i in' combination with THE TRIIIUNK at the following very low prices : wi rn 1'UHLICATION. I'RICK. TRIIIUNK Detroit Free Press Si oo 5150 Leslie's Weekly 400 300 Prairie Fanner I oo 125 Chicago Inter-Ocean I o < > i 35 Cincinnati Enquirer. I oo 150 New-York Tribune i oo 125 Demorest's Magazine I oo 175 Toledo Blade I oo 125 Nebraska Farmer 100 165 Iowa Homestead I 00 75 Lincoln Journal i oo 175 Campbell's Soil-Culture I oo ISO New-York World i oo 165 Omaha Bee I oo 150 Cosmopolitan Magazine I oo i Ho We nre prepared to fill orders for 11113- other papers published , at reduced rntes. THE TRIBUNE , McCook , Neb. School Business. During the month of Miirch I will be in McCook as follows : Saturdays , the 5th and igthaml Friday. I he 25111 Reg ular examination the 191 h I will also hold a special examination at the schoolhouse - house in Bartley , Saturday , March 26th. LILLIAN M. WELBORN , County Superintendent. When Baby was sick , we gave her Castoria. When she was a Child , she cried for Castoria. When she became Miss , fiho clung to Castoria , When eho had Children , she gave them Castoria. "I can say one thing for Chamberlain's Colic Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy , and that is. that it excels any proprietary medicine 1 have seen on the market , and 1 have been in the practice of medicine and in the drug business for the past forty years. " writes J. M. Jackson , M. D. , Bronson" , Fla. Physicians like Cham berlain's Colic , Cholera and Diarrhoea Rem edy because it is a scientific preparation , and because it always gives quick relief. Get a bottle at McConnell's drugstore. NOTICE TO LAND OWNERS. ROAD NO. 323. To Horace W.Olmstead , John W.Collicott. William M. Nicholson , Mary A. Olmstead , Everitt Oxley , and to all whom it may con cern : The Hoard of County Commissioners have established and ordered opened a road com mencing at the northeast corner of section fifteen [ 15 ] , in North Valley precinct. Red Willow county , Nebraska , running thence east on section line one mile , terminating at north east corner of section fourteen [ 14) ) , North Valley precinct ; and all objections thereto or claims for damages must be filed in the county clerk's office on or before noon of the 7th day of May , A. D. 1898 , or said road will be estab lished without reterence thereto. 2-4-4ts R. A. GREEN , County Clerk. NOTICE TO LAND OWNERS. KOAl ) N'O. 324. To Riley J. lladley , Orley J. Iladley , Elam J. lladley , John J. Lamborn , Jesse D. Welborn , P. II. McCabe , and to all whom it may con cern : The Board of County Commissioners have established and ordered opened a road com mencing at the southwest corner of southeast quarter of southwest quarter of section eight | 8J , in Indianola precinct , Red Willow county , Nebraska , running thence east on section line three-fourths of a mile , to southeast corner of said section eight , thence north on section line one-half mile , terminating at northeast corner of southeast quarter of said section eight , all in Indianola precinct ; and all objec tions thereto or claims for damages must be filed in the county clerk's office on or before noon of the yth day of May , A. D. 1898 , or said road will be established without reference thereto. 2-4-415 R. A. GREEN , County Clerk. From all over the country come words of praise for Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. Here is a sample letter from Mrs. C. Shep , of Little Rock , Ark. : "I was suffering from a very severe cold , when I read of the cures that had been effected by Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. I concluded to give it a trial , and accordingly procured a bottle. It gave me i prompt relief , and I have the best reason for recommending it very highly , which I do with pleasure. For sale by McConnell. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria. A ONE OF TWO WA TS. The bladder was created for one pnrpose , namely , a receptacle for the urine , and as such it is riot liable to any form of disease except by one of two ways. The first way is from im perfect action of the kidneys. The second way is from careless local treatment of other diseases. CHIEF CAUSE. Unhealthy urine from unhealthy kidneys is the chief cause of bladder troubles , so the womb , like the bladder , was created for one purpose , and if not doctored too much is not liable to weakness or disease , except in rare cases. It is situated back of and very close to the bladder , therefore any pain , disease or in convenience manifested in the kidneys , back , bladder or urinary passage is often , by mis take , attributed to female weakness or womb trouble of some sort. The error is easily made and may be as easily avoided. To find out correctly , set your urine aside for twenty-four hours ; a sediment or settling indicates kidney or bladder trouble. The mild and extraordi nary effect of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root , the great kidney , and bladder remedy is soon realized. If you need a medicine you should have the best. At all druggists fifty cents and one dollar. You may have a sample bottle and pamphlet both sent free by mail upon receipt of three two-cent stamps to cover cost of postage on the bottle. Mention THE TRIBUNE and send your address to Dr. Kilmer & Co. , Binghamton , N. Y. The pro prietor of this paper guarantees the genuine ness of this offer. April 2-1 yr. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve Cures Piles. Scalds. Burns. JUUTJS K.UMJRT , Carpet Laying , Carpet Cleaning. . , -am still doing - - carpet laying , carpet leaning lawn cutting and similar work. See 3r wnte me before giving such work. My harges are very reasonable. Leave ord'ers at FRIBUNE office. lULlUS KUNERT.