The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, December 03, 1897, Image 7

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    L \ B. Of the candidates for Liio Brltloh
# i army who fail to pass the tests four
Or'S out ° f Ave arc rejected because of def -
f • * fective vision. Tlie "eyesight" test
B if f oualata of being able to count cor-
HI 1 It " rectly with both eyes , as well as each
i K J % eye separately , a number of small
K i | | black dots exhibited on a card tea
B I g. feet from the candidate.
H 8JS Try Gritln-o.
B 1 W Ask your grocer , today to 3Uow yo < i
.jf a package of GRAIN-O , the new food
HUj # drink that takes the place of coffee.
W K t , . The children may drink it without
B f\ Injury as well as the adult. All who
H f I ! ' try II llko iL GRAIN-0 has that rlcl *
i Hl \ % . seal brown of Mocha or Java , but it is
& > # made from pure grains , and the most
K * 3 , | jj delicate stomach receives it without
B 1 M distress. \ \ the price of coffee.
H J m\ \ 15 cents and 25 cents per package.
B l\ Sold by all grocers. Tastes like cof-
B * jf" foe- Looks liI:0 coKae.
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B i L * Mr * Younglove "What do you do
Bi e < W when your baby gets sick at night ? "
Mr * 0olJP0P " * Generally He still
Mi ft t and walt to BC0 5f my wI c Isn > t s . oinK
T ' \ 8& Etlncnlo Your Howell YV'ltli CiiRcurets.
k' J Cindy Cathartic , euro constipation forever.
L L Lw if * * V 10c. jc. IfC.C.C. fail , druggists refund monoy.
H' I % A { rood guide will not be rejected
B I k because he is bow legged.
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K f 6J . Star Tobacco is the leading brand of
B ef the world , because it is the best.
& f People who are all tongue have no
P \ > / \ ears.
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| , / Great Distress
k \ \ ( , A Combination of Troubles Causes
B / ; / ( Viuch Suffering.
V \ • ' , BIRD ISLAND , MINN. "I was trou-
B \ ' bled with my stomach. Nearly everything
l ate would sour and I % yould belch it up.
, ; . At times my stomach gave mo great dis-
y < tress. My back was lame on account of
\ ? kidney difficulty. 1 bought six bottles of
L Hood'sSarsaparilla ; when I had taken four
f bottles I wao cured. " Nokman Hickok.
i Hood's SarsaparifSa
i 4ji Is the best in fact the Ono True Wood Purifier.
ff Hood's Pills are the favorite cathartic. 25c.
) W Vegetable Sicilian f |
Mi i | HAIR REHEWERl
i V til doesn't cost much , yet it < &
H | | lli § 'f ' adds wonderfully , to the | |
RiJ \ I ] looks. It is youth for a few M
m ) faK cents. No gray J $ $
Hi > ' Iflgl hair. No dandruff , f
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H V\ D , / _ . 'Our Leader"Razor , postpaid ,
( i't I f e Jflffi&w S10J. "True Vermonter" 3
KA \ L < safe li Sfe Blade Knife , i > 0c. Our
1 * 45 Sent S jig JgSss goodsarehand
H h1 Free. * i Sn $ t ? ; $ w E&-iw forged and
B ) / / " CHAMPLAIN CUTLERY CO. Burlington.Vt.
> ji'iiiiiwiii ' < ww wiaBag aBaBawwiHMM8BBW
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I CUF1ES RHEUMATISM. ETC.
A ICccont DUcoiery That Is Worblug ;
Wonder * .
The most prevailing afflictions that
for a century have been engaging the
most scientific skill ol the medical
world are rheumatism , neuralgia , ca
tarrh , asthma , la grippe and their kin
dred ailments. The country is full of
sufferers from these complaints. Al
though the most learned experts of the
medical profession have labored for a
century to produce a curative , until
quite recently no positive results were
effected. To the Swanson Rheumatic
Cure Co. , 1G7-69 Dearborn street , Chicago
cage , belongs the credit for having
produced the new remedy. It is being
extensively advertised under the
trade mark of "Five Drops. " The
trade mark is self-explantory. Five
drops make a dose. The effect is mag
ical. In days gone by other alleged
cures have been marketed with the
promise to take effect in thirty days
or more. Fie Drops begins to cure
at once. Immediate relief is felt. In
order to more effectively advertise its
merits the company will for the next
thirty days send out 100,000 of their
sample bottles of this positive
cure for 25 cents a bottle by mail pre
paid. Large bottle , 300 doses , ? 1 ( for
thirty days 3 bottles S2.50. ) Those suf
fering should take immediate advant
age of this generous offer and write
them to-day.
In a recently patented horseshoe ,
the calks are removed and arc held in
place by a sliding block set in a recess
in the shoe , with a screw to-press the
block tightly against the calk and
clamp it in position.
When you visit Omaha you should call at
C. S. Raymond Co. 's jewelry store , corner
Fifteenth and Douglas streets , and * ex
amine their jewelry and art goods for
wedding , birthday and Christmas presents ,
also stool ' invitations
engraved wedding stationorj' ,
vitations and visiting cards. It is the only
first class , up-to-dato jewelry , art and cut
glass store west of Qhicago and St. Louis.
Kngravinjj and printing 100 visiting cards
S1.50 by mail.
Holdbacks for harnesses are now
made of a curved cross-bar , with rear-
wardly projecting ends , which fit in
pockets on both sides of the thills ,
thus doing away with a portion of the
harness.
Holiday Excursions.
On December 7 and 21 the Big Four Route
and Chesapeake and Ohio Ry. will sell ex
cursion tickets from points northwest , both
one way and round trip , at greatly reduced
rates to points in Virginia , North and South
Carolina and other southern states. Round
trip tickets will bo good twenty-one days
returning. "Writo for particulars and
pamphlet descriptive of climate and Vir
ginia farm lands. U. L. Trutt , North
western Passenger Agent , 234 Clark St
Chicago.
Always give your wife her own way ;
it will save her the trouble of taking
it.
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Tonr life Away.
To quit tobacco easily and forever , be mag
netic , full of life , nerve and vigor , take No-Tc-
Bao , the wonder-worker , that makes weak men
strong. All druggists , EOc or SI. Cure guaran
teed. Dooklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co. , Chicago or New York.
Hope and happiness are so clumsy
that when one dies the other commits
suicide.
B I To MOTHERS.
BF < WE ARE ASSERTING IN THE COURTS OUR RIGHT TO THE
, \ W EXCLUSIVE USE OP THE WORD " CASTORIA" AND
MV m "PITCHER'S CASTORIA , " AS OUR TRADE * MARK.
B § } I DR. SAMUEL PITCHER , of Byannis , Massachusetts ,
K ( 1 was the originator of "PITCHER'S CASTORIAHie same
! \ that has home and does now /tnp / / & ? . * on every
, | bear the facsimile signature of ( & & , 7 cMcJU/&C wrapper.
H . % This is tJie original " PITCH ER'S CASTORIA/ ' which has been
K [ h used in tlie homes of the mothers of America for over thirty
Hl h years. LOOK CAREFULLY at tlie wrapper and see that it is
Hh % the hind you luxve always bought S7 y/$774 laJm orv ie
HU H and has the signature of * - & &sX / &ZcU4 wrap-
mj' W per Jfo one lias authority from vie to use my name except
K \ The Centaur Company of which Chas. H. Fletcher is
H President. ?
' § March 8 , 1897Z QfZM & z L * -r0ijt
H I' Do Not Be Deceived.
V \ , Do not endanger the life of your child by accepting a cheap substitute
H | ? jk which some druggist may offer you ( because he makes a few more pennies
IB | I on it ) , the ingredients of which even lie does not know.
'ii I "The Kind You Have Always Bought'9
& | W * BEARS THS FAC-SIMILE SIGNATURE OF
H ! f Insist on Having
; | The Kind That Never Failed You.
f SIOO To Any Mm.
K > f M * WILL PAY $100 FOR ANY CASE
HL' * \ Of Weakness In Men They Treat and
H ( Fall to Care.
An Omaha Company places for the first
time before the public a Magical Treat
ment for the cure of LostVitalityNervous
and Sexual Weakness , and Restoration of
! Life Force in old and young men. .No
worn-out French remedy ; contains no
s Phosphorus or other harmful drugs. It is
a Wonderful Treatment magical in its
effects positive in its cure. All readers ,
H K . who are suffering from aweaknoss that
H ; ? . blights their life , causing that mental and
H V 1 physical suffering peculiar to Lost Man-
B * * % ' hood.should write to the STATE MEDICAL
H , V COMPANY , Omaha , Neb. , and they will
' " f Jk send you absolutely FREE , a valuable
iaiiiiiiiiL V& < paper on these diseases , and positive proofs
VC of their truly Magical Treatment. Thous-
V iif andsof men , who have lost all hope of a
Prif cure , are being restored by them to a per *
iaiiiiKY MjV > , feet condition.
- * * r * Tnis Magical Treatment may be taken
§ B i $ at home under their directions , or they will
HNK alt pay railroad fare and hotel bills to all who
iiiiiiM ff prefer to go to there for treatment , if they
iaiiiiiVff * * . fail to cure. They are perfectly reliable ;
Hff nt * , have no Free Prescriptions , Free Cure ,
iatHBR W Tree Sample , or C. O. D. fake. They have
H ) \ V $250,000 capital , and guarantee to cure
i ia H * * t every case they treat or refund every dol-
§ & viif * ar' or their charges may be deposited in
B V a bank to be paid to them when a cure is
M Y. effected. Write them today.
§ ' fly
[ SLICKER
j WILL KEEP YOU DRY.
jj&3 ? ) Don't be fooled with a mackintosh BSt
2SsSf or rubber coat. If you want a coat BagEg
jSKS that w ill keep you dry in the hardIRawS ?
* ' est storm buy the Fish Brand H tEj Jt
? SM ) Slicker. If not for sale in your fSBS *
* jj8gF * own. write for cataloeue to MsSEKJ ?
JB Jl A. J. TOWER. Boston. Mass. l Tg g
nDADQV NEW DISCOVERY : Eire.
fcfi % i Wi f qulckreliefond cures worst
cases. Send for book of testimonials and lO days *
treatment Free. Or. n.U.DiiEO'SSOXS. Atlanta. G * .
# 40C nil I UnllTD I SO orders in 3 weeks.
51 iO IIU A MUnin ! Sellseverrwhere. Outnt
JAS. H. EARLE , PUBLISHER , BOSTON , MASS.
j9 CUBES WHEKE III ELSEFAILS. | 3fl
k < Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use Eg
E In time. Sold by druggists. EL
AN OLD MAID'S SOM.
Ifftk
HE boarders used
to look across the
hoarding house ta
ble at the Old
Maid with a keen ,
psychological sort
of interest.
"Wh"\ \ should oho
look so happy ? "
the elder , who was
something' of a
belle would de
mand. "She can't have any admir
ers. "
"Why should she look so happy ? "
the younger , who spoke of Art and
Missions with capitals in her voice ,
would ask. "She can't regard being
secretary to that lawyer as a noble
calling. "
And the wives of the boardinghouse -
house used also to puzzle over the Old
Maid's joyousness , "for she has no
husband , " they said , "and at her age
can hardly hope to get one. "
But I never marveled at the gentle
spinster's radiant face after we had
heard the Singer , not because hear
ing his voice was enough to provide
his hearers with a fund of inner joy
for the remainder of their days , but
because of the song he sang.
Now , the Old Maid had lived so long
in the hoarding-house on the square
that it had become second nature for
her to choose the less tarnished spoons
In the holder and to avoid instinctive
ly 'the top slices of bread on the hread
plate. She was familiar with all va
rieties of boarding-house servants ,
and she knew that all alike despised
'
her as "the fourth floor front. " She
knew by heart the landlady's stories
of pressing present need and of past
affluence. She had nothing to learn
in the matter of substituted gas jets ,
and her feet were trained to skip the
torn spots in the stair carpet. Alto
gether there was nothing in the Old
Maid's position in her boarding-house
to account for her serenity.
Down-town the Old Maid was a ste
nographer in a law office , where prettiness -
tiness was at a discount as a hindrance
to unremitting toil. She did not real
ize that her chief attraction to her
employers was the lack of distracting
features and complexion. Long as she
had lived in the sordid hut educating
boarding-house , she had not learned
everything that was to he learned
about motives , and she believed that
her father's old friendship with the
lawyer had much to do with her po
sition.
Before the remote day when the Old
Maid first came to the law office and
the boarding-house she had lived in
the country. Even yet when the
spring rains came down and drenched
the grim pavements she had a swift ,
fleeting sense of late snows melting
by the rim of the brooks and of timid
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"IT'S MINE ! IT'S MINE. "
flowers pushing through the soft earth.
And whenever there was the fresh
odor of new-growing grass , and new-
sprouting leaves in the city parks her
mind turned toward peaceful , pastoral
ways , and her eyes were filled with
visions of billowy , blossoming trees ,
of plowmen moving across upland
fields , of the waking up of life and
industry. In short , the Old Maid was
a poet , although the crude little ex
pressions of her emotions never met
the keen eyes of critics or even the
kindly eyes of her friends.
Well , once upon a time the Singer
came to the boadlng-housre on the
square. He was young and his au
diences they were largely feminine
declared that nowhere else was there
a singer who carroled out songs and
sobbed out ballads so movingly.
Whether or not he was peerless is a
question , but at any rate he had made
a great success , and people wondered
that he should come to the dingy
abode of the boarders and the Old
Maid. Some said that it was because
he had lived there in the days before
he was known to fashion , and some
whispered knowingly that the lady to
whom the Singer sang lived over the
way in the stone house with the bal
conies at the window and the guard
ing lions at the door. Be that as it
may , it is a fact that when the Singer
came to the city for his series of con
certs and recitals he sanctified the
abode of the Old Maid with his pres
ence for a whole week. And the Old
Maid was agitated mj'steriously by
his presence , though it is doubtful if
he even saw her shabby little figure.
One night she crept down the stair
way when the house was still and
slipped a paper beneath the Singer's
door sill. The paper bore a set of
verses written in the fine hand of a
woman who was educated a quarter
of a century ago , and a little note that
read :
"If you should sometimes find this
worthy to sing I would he the happiest
woman on earth. "
Now , the Singer felt a brutal indif
ference about all happiness save his
own , which had been sorely tried that
night by the lady of his songs. So he
merely muttered : "Confound imbecile
women ! " Thenhe looked at the verses
and then he went gloomily to bed. But
through the night , as he reflected upon
J his blighted hopes and the hardness of
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his fate , some of the Old Maid's lines
sang themselves through his mind :
I'll see thee in each flower that grows ;
Thou art not I03I while lives the ro3c ,
Not lost while Iivc3 the rose ,
the foolish refrain insisted.
In the morning the silly rhymes
would not be banished. He found him
self humming them to an air , and by
and by so weak was he , owing to the
cruel lady he sat down at the piand
and played the air softly.
It was the same week that he gave
his great concert at the hall tip-town.
With indifferent generosity he offered
the landlady tickets to be distributed
and so It happened that the Old Maid
and I went together.
The Old Maid was very pink and
very tremulous , and , not being in her
confidence , I could not understand her
state. After all there was nothing in
a successful singer of 33 to excite a
spinster stenographer of 50.
The Singer had sung grand opera
arias and the music from masses. He
had sung Scotch ballads and German
love songs. But he could not sing
enough to satisfy his audience. After
each properly numbered selection he
was recalled again and again. Finally
he came out and said :
"I wish I could tell you the author
of the words I am going to sing. They
were sent to me anonymously in man
uscript , and I have no means of giving
credit to whom it is due. "
The Old Maid's figure quivered. She
breathed sobbingly and drew closer
to me , and I wondered if she were go
ing crazy.
Then the Singer sang the simple
verses. They may have been very bad
as verses , but as a song they were a
success. The audience listened in
tently , the women looking up , as wo
men look when lowered eyelids would
let the tears brim over. And when the
last verse rang out , plaintively and
proudly :
And though thou hast banished me ,
I touch thee in each nodding flower ;
I see thee , dear one , every hour ,
In sky , or star , or sea.
All beauty holds some hint of thee ,
And so thou canst not banish me ,
Thou canst not banish me ,
the hall forgot to applaud for fully
three seconds , when it caught its
breath and surreptitiously wiped its
eyes. That is , all but the Old Maid.
She wept quite openly , turning her ra
diant , tear-stained face toward me.
"It's mine ! It's mine ! " she half sob
bed. "O , it's mine and I am so happy ! "
And then she told me the whole
story. But neither prayers nor en
treaties could prevail upon her to let
me tell her secret. And the boarders
still wonder why it is that a colorless
little lady like the Old Maid sometimes
wears a look of pride.
FREAK OF NATURE IN FLORIDA
Stretch of Isanti , 50,000 Acres In Extent ,
Covered with Sink-IIoIos.
Payne's prairie , three miles south of
Gainesville , Fla. , covers an area of 50 , -
000 acres. A large proportion of the
prairie is now covered with water , but
there are thousands of acres around the
borders of the lake which has been
formed on which horses and other cat
tle graze. There is no way of estimat
ing the number of cattle , but there are
many thousands , and they are in fine
condition. The prairie , or savanna ,
which it really is , occasionally goes
dry , the water passing out through a
subterranean passage called the sink.
Where the water goes has never been
determined. When the sink is open
the lake goes dry , and when the outlet
becomes gorged or choked a lake from
five to seven miles wide and about
eighteen miles long is formed. When
the waters of the lake suddenly leave
it thousands of alligators , snakes , fish
and turtles are left with nothing but
mud for their places of abode. The fish
and turtles perish , but the saurians
and reptiles seek and find other quar
ters. For miles along the northern
border of the lake there is a succes
sion of sinks , averaging in depth all
the way from twenty-five to 100 feet.
Subterranean passages run in every di
rection , leaving the ground in the
shape of a honeycomb. The ground is
liable to give way at any time , creat
ing a new sink. Scenery around the
lake , especially on the north side , is
unique and grand , and is an attractive
feature to strangers who visit Gaines
ville. The sink has long been popular
as a resort for citizens of Gainesville ,
who go there to fish , boat ride and
in other ways enjoy themselves. It is
said that this vast area of land could
be drained at trifling expense , and
were it drained it would be the largest
as well as the richest tract of produc
tive land in Florida. It is for the most
part a bed of muck. The land is owned
by various individuals.
Too Iilttlo Respect for Courts.
Kansas City Star : The repeated ap
peals which conservative writers and
speakers feel called upon to make to
the people to persuade them to main
tain respect for the courts show forth
a necessity which ought not to exist
in this country. They simply prove
that the courts are not worthy of the
honor and confidence which the public
would like to yield them.
Venice and the Horse ,
It is said that some of the Vene
tians those who have never been to
the mainland have never seen a horse
in all their lives. A showman once
brought one to a fair and called it a
monster , and the factory hands paid a
shilling each to see the marvel.
Hades. If there is a heaven there is
naturally a hell. One could not exist
without the other , but the Bible does
not teach of a brimstone hell , but
merely by implication. Rev. John W.
Westlock , Christian Church , Omaha ,
Neb.
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1J1JJIM. < gt w Mroij iiiimii i injumraai
lluwltcliliifc Noti l'njier.
Even the most negligent of corre
spondents would find luspiratiou in
some of the new hoxca of note paper.
The boxes are In the form of lltto
desks , although made of card boa d ,
and are divided Into four or live com
partments. The cover in fastened to
the box and cannot very easily bo lester
or mislaid. There are five different
sizes of pa br and envelopes. The larg
est letter shcctB are square , the enve
lops long and narrow. The smallest
note sheets are scarcely larger than
correspondence cards. In one corner of
the box is a space for sticks of scaling
wax and a taper. Truly these conven1 1
lent , orderly and complete escretolres
must have been devised for the bad
correspondent who snatches at any ex
cuse lack of time , place , paper or
what not for not meeting her episto-
larg obligations.
J. E. Galbralth , who has been ap
pointed traffic manager of the Cleve
land Terminal and Valley ItaJlroad
Company , with headquarters at Cleve
land , will also be the general agent
of the B. and O. at that point. These
two positions were formerly held by L.
Rush Brockenbrough , who is now gen
eral freight agent of the B. and O. lines
west of the Ohio river , with headquar
ters at Pittsburg.
Fifty years ago Mr. and Mrs. Jar-
rett Haynes , who were the pioneers
of Paducah , Ky. , and each of whom
is more than ninety year of afc , plant
ed a walnut in the yard , from which
sprung a tree. It grow to be a large
tree , and a year or two ago was cut
down and sawed into lumber. The
lumber is now at the Haynes home ,
and is being sawed to make the cof
fins of the eccentric couple when they
die.
Deafness Cuuuot Be Cured
by local applications as they cannot
reach the diseased portion or the car.
There is only one way to cure deafness ,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an inflamed condi
tion of the mucous lining of the Eus
tachian Tube. When this tube Is in
flamed you have a rumbling sound or Im
perfect hearing , and when it is entirely
closed. Deafness is the result , and un
lets the Inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal con
dition , hearing will be destroyed forever ;
nine cases cut of ten are caused by ca
tarrh , which Is nothing but an lnllamed
condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars xor
any case of Deafness ( caused by catarrh )
that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars , free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO. . Toledo O.
Sold by Druggists , 75c.
Hall's Family Pills are the best.
In the book , "Love Affairs of Some
Famous Men , " the story is recalled of
Dr. Johnson and the widow whoa he
made his wife. He believed in the
exchange of prematrimonial confid
ence in regard to disagreeable mat
ters , so he told her plainly that he
was of a humble extraction , that he
had no money , and that one of his
uncles had been hanged. The sensible
woman responded cleverly that she
had no more money than he , and that ,
though none of her relatives had been
hanged , she had several who ought to
be !
Misery by the Wholesale.
Is what chronic inactivity of tlie liver gives
rise to. Bile get- > into the blood and imparts
a yellow tint , tlie tongue fouls and so does
the breath , sick head-aches pain beneath
the right ribs and shoulder blade are fult , the
bowels become constipated and the stomach
disordered. The proven remedy for this cat
alogue of evils is Ilostetter's stomach Bitters ,
a medicine long and professionally recom
mended , and sovereign also for chills and
fever , nervousness and rheumatism.
"Is your son making any headway
in college ? "
"Any headway ? I should say he was.
You ought to see him bucking the
center. "
Beauty is Blood Deep.
Clean blood means a clean skin. Xo
beauty withoutit. CascaretsCaudy Cathar
tic cleans vour blood and keeps it clean , by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all im
purities from the body. Begin to-day to
banish pimples , boils , blotcheyblackheads ,
nndthatsicklybiliotiscot 'plexionby taking
Cascarets , beauty for ten cents. All drug
gists , satisfaction guaranteed , 10c , 2oc , 50c.
The world that the bird flies over is
not the same that the snail crawls on.
Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup
For children teethlnfe' .sof tens the jrums.reduces inflam-
znation.allafspaln.cures wind colic. 25 cents a bottle.
No good comes of blaming others
for our misfortunes.
FITS PermonentlyCurcd. Jfoflts ornervonsnessaftei
first day's use of Dr. Kline's Ureal .Nerve Kestorer.
Send for FREE S .00 trial bottle and treatise.
Dn. R. H. Kmxe. Ltd.,931 Arch St. , Philadelphia , Pa.
A grain of prudence is worth a
pound of craft.
TO CUKE A COXD IN" ONE DAY.
Take Laxative Brome Quinine Tablets. All
Druggists refund the money If it fails to cure. 25c
It costs more to revenge wrongs than
to suffer them.
1 never used so quick a cure as Fiso's Cure
for Consumption. J. B. Palmer , box 1171 ,
Seattle , Wash. , Nov. 25,1S95.
Learning makes a man fit company
for himself.
No-To-Bac for Fifty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure , makes weak
men strong , blood pure. 50c. 81. All druggists.
Wise men make more opportunities
than they find.
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Cheap , ijtilrh , ' . ninfiirtitble. M
Lcavo Oinalia 1:35 : > . n. . Lincoln (1:10 p. m. M
and tlnstliiKSh Q p. m every Thundaj In H
clean , modern. n'"t ci 'on < kd tourist lui'p . M
No transfers ; cum run rl ht through to San M
Francisco and Lot Angeles over the Scenic M
Route through Denver and Fait I.aUo Ofty. M
Curs nro carpetoil ; upbohttcred In rattan ; M
have spring scats find inclts and are pro- M
vlded with curtains , bedding , towels , soap , M
etc. Uniformed porters and e\porl Mic : d ox- M
curslon conductors accompany * • 'i c.xcur- H
slon. relieving passengers of all 1 > ' ' cr about H
baggage , pointing out objects of luti-rest and H
In many other ways helping to nmkb the H
overland trip a delightful experience. Second H
class tickets are honored , norths $ • ' . H
For folder giving full Information , call at H
nearest Burlington Route ticket nllicc , or H
write to J. Francis , General Passenger Agent , H
Omaha. Neb. H
At Luchow , in Germany , 129 fathers M
have been fined 1 mark nplece for allowing - M
lowing their children under 10 years of M
age to dance at the harvest festival of H
a village near by. The village pastor M
objected to the dancing , and reported H
the case to the police. It was discov- M
eerd , however , that his children had M
danced , too , and he was fined with the M
The now model Remington Typewriter - M
writer enjoys a larger sale than any H
other typewriter ever had , because it M
is the best. Send for catalogue. 1710 M
Faruani street , Omaha , Neb. M
Ir inInIno Logic. M
Mrs. Wickwire "Did you read about M
that man who found $50,000 while digging - M
ging worms to go fishing with ? " H
Mr. Wickwire "Yes , dear. " M
"Well , I was just thinking what 1
maybe you have missed by always H
fishing witli flics. " M
TheChamplain Cutlery Co. of Hurling- H
ton , Vt. , makers of the "True Ver- H
nionter " ' Razors and Knives whose ad- H
vcrtiscment appears in this paper , are H
a reliable concern and will gladly send H
their catalogue free on application. ' H
Never make a mistake , is tlie biggest H
mistake any man can make. H
Coc'h Cough Iliilinm H
Is tlio oldest arid best It will lircuk up a cold quicker H
than anytliinc else. It la ulwaja reliable. Try It. H
Envy shoots at others and wounds H
herself. |
To Cure Constipation Forever. H
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. 10c or 25c. H
If C. C. C. fail to cure , dru 'ists refund money. M
Not to hear conscience is the way to M
silence it. M
Smoke Sicilgc Cigarettes , 20 for 5 cts. H
Modesty is a guard to virtue. M
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iThere Is a $ H
! Class of People I H
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Who are injured by the use H
. $ of coffee. Recently there a M
has been placed in all the x M
grocery stores a new preparation - M
< > paration called GRAIN-O , a M
X made of pure grains , that M
takes the place of coffee. H
The most delicate stomach a M
receives it without distress , T M
< and but few can tell it from | H
a coffee. It does not cost over + M
X 3-i as much. Children may M
drink it with great benefit. M
l5 cents and 25 cents per * M
f package. Try it. Ask for M
< GRAIN-O. H
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| Try Oraln = 0 ! | -M
. y Z l\ \ CURE YGUBSEL ? ! H
SfT X Ui'J2 S > \ { Use Big O for unnatural H
/ fla I toSd je.\ j distharpcB , inflammations , H
i _ / Gairanuo ! y irritation * or ulceration ! H
| ( Cbcct to eulcturr. of mucouH membranes. H
I * jPrcTtau cent cion. PaiulesB , and not HBtrin- H
Sc\HHcEyA' < SCHEMIMtCq. E < tit or poisonous. B
- \cmciNNTI.0.r ] Sod byBrnccista , 1
v\ \ tr.s. a. 7 nor B"nt in Plain wrapper , H
* V \ /S\ I hy exprPM , prepaid , for H
• JVVa \ | jl.W. < > r3 bottle , $2.75. B
' " " Circular eent . H
"ii i i "C. on request.
SOUTHERN I
Homeseekers'OuIde ' I
Krery bomeseeker should address either J. F. HBV
MERRY , ± . G. P. A. , Manchester , Iowa ; W. A.
KKI.LOND , A. G. P. A. , Louisville , Ky. . or S. O. BH
HATCH , D. P. A. , Clncinnnt' , O , for a tree copy of
the ILLINOIS CENTRAL .RAILKOAD'S 1
SOUTHERN HOMESKEKKRS' GUIDE. M
E" tffc Self-adding , pat. combination beam. H
SASH ° 'oos0 ' we"htsU. ! . 8. standard. |
"fffal wBest and rh-aptet. Snd for price * . H
WEEKS SCALE WORKS , BUFFALO , N Y. H
CDCIRUT DPin ° n all order * of MC0rq.ft.of M
rnCilZnl rftlU Boonng or Wall and Celling M
Manilla. Write for samples and price" . The Fi T j H
Manilla Roofing Company , Camden , N. J. M
morphine and whisky habits. H
0BSEsana HOME CCI' .E. Hook Flh . UK. i. c. M
d * &lia huftjus , i.ibtiiiiid-ciiicu.om , H
W. N. U. OMAHA. NO. 4-9 1897. H
When writing to advertisers , kindly mention H
this paper. H
JTha misery of It Is awful. USE ST. JMJ@BS © IL H
ii M i ifl
j Vou'H feel it is worth its weight in gol& . jgMMs MM H
J. . CURE CONSTIPATION ' I
I 25c 50c SS * DRUGGISTS M
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