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About The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 12, 1897)
if * . jr " * * > * * " " * " " ' ' " * ' " - - . - _ _ _ -v * i. - - HXfv B. . _ - _ _ _ _ _ mmWMj t Wbon you visit Omaha you should call t grA Q. 5. Itnymond Co. 's lowolry i.toro , corner R' U Jviitoonth and Douglns street * , and ox- ki amino tboir jewelry and art Roods for' mWrnWl ' wedding , birthday and Chrlstinad nroscnts , J H | also stool cngravod wedding btationory , in- , H/ fiT vitntloiiB and visiting cards. It is the oilv | K | / first class , up-to-dato jewelry , art and nit K / glass Ntoro west of Chicago and St. Louis. B.ft -ngraving and printing 100 visiting cardH m M $1.00 by mall. mWm\ , \Flsh and small animals can bo cas- Hi ily caught 1/y a new trap which con- X i slst-8 of a cylinder in which u spiral kmm\BJ ! : spring is placed to shut a series of mw "i claws when the baited hook at the end mmWmtt of the cylinder is disturbed. HSttl If you want to openito on tho-Ohlcajro Hrj Hoard of Trade send for our frco book con- Hfj ttlnlns f U Information how to trade. On HttJy 1 account of the short wheat crop In foretell Tii\ countries and ( ho short corn crop in this V @ " country , both corn and wheat will sell much Mmmmuxti i ' liljrlicr , and now Is the time to make aprollt- HBi > nhle Investtiienl. Wo execute order * in P $ ? V wheat In 1.003 bushel * and upwards , and Ki | corn and nits : In. i.OCU bushels and upwards. BL f Write us today. Ii. J. Laustliery Sc Co. . „ M MmMmmW > Klalto Itiillrilng , Chicago Members Chicago nlf Hoard of Trade. Hpjh An Allegheny county justice of the Hwrv peace is said to perform marriages for HsL j | 50 cents half down and the remainder mw3S&h in weekly payments of 5 cents each. kmWmpi Thus the installment plan brings mar- HBHpp riage within reach of all. Buffalo Ex- flfTi press. Hh | U Kmbnsscd in Gobi. mmT& ; & 1 Tnic Companion's Soutenlr Calendar for 1S ! > 8 , n MmMmM'a ' fcrlcn of cliarmliiK tiKiire-pleccH , liilthfully copied k In colors and cmliosfcd In uolil , Is recognized every- HBn. } v where as a most charming piece of color work. KflK > r ,1 > Kvery new subscriber receives It without nihil- HX& i ( ' I tlniml charge. Moreover , thu paper Is Rent free to KBf 4t v JH-w nulBerlbern every week from the time the Hub- BSF * / J xcrlptlon la received until January , ISirt , and then mMMl • < , ' ft lor a mil year to January , 1SW. mmm 'jfef ? - - Illustrated Prospectus of the volume for 1893 MMUk' W B1 < 1 xniiiple copies of the paper sent free. ; l ( -IddrcbH , Hvi Tiik Youth's Comi'axio.v , HfK\ \ * < W7 Columbus Ave. , Boston , Mass , 1 $ i Bfw . ' , Veneer-cutting has reached such Kjli perfection that a single elephant's tusk ( $ m thirty inches long is now cut iu Lon- Kg- * don into a sheet of ivory 150 inches Bl \ long and 20 inches wide , and some HJK/ sheets of rosewood and mahogany are HBp onlv about a fiftieth of an inch thick. p ' See the advertisement of " 5 Drops , " H Swanson Rheumatic Cure Company , in HHk another column of this paper. Take mWAf\ \ advantage of their splendid offer , HB , which is open for Uhe next thirty HB days only. Kf' JVi Don't wear your bathing suit to a H | | ] Christmas party just to show folks 1 that you have one. _ \p' Smoke Sledge Cigarettes , 20 for 5 cts. | w > Keeping a pan of water in the oven ttl will keep fowls from scorching. BjR i _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ An Atchison man nays it is less ex pensive to marry oft six sons and eet them up in business than to marry off one daughter. It is three weeks before his daughter's wedding day , and yes terday she drew hl3 last cent from the bank. Don't sit v/ith your back to a slight draft ; it might get too warm for you. There Is more Catarrh In this section of the country than all other diseases put together , und until the iast few yeura was supposed to be incurable. Kor a urea : ninny yenrs doctors pronounced it a local disease , and prescribed local remedies , nn'J by constantly falling to curt- with local treatment , pronounced It incurable. Sci ence lias proven catarrh to be a constitu tional diase and therefore requires con stitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure , manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co. , Toledo , Ohio , is the only constitu tional cure on the market. It is .taken internally In doses from 10 drops to u teaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood and mucous surfuees of the sys tem. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it falls to cure. Send for circu lars and testimonials. Address F. J. CHENEY & CO. . Toledo , O. Sold by DrugKlsts , 7Cc. Hall's Family Pills arc the best. To assist in building wire fences a new device has a frame mounted on a wheel with spindles to carry three or more reels of wire , so that all the wires can be strung at the same time. Try Graln-O. Ask your grocer today to show you a package of GRAIN-O , the new food drink that takes the place of coffee. The children may drink it without injury as well as the adult. All who try it like it. GRAIN-0 has that rich seal brown of Mocha or Java , but it is made from pure grains , and the most delicate stomach receives it without distress. % the price of coffee. 15 cents and 25 cents per package. Sold by all grocers. Tastes like cof fee. Looks like coffee. With 400 marriages a day in Texas , the idea is 800 souls with but 4C0 thoughts ; 800 hearts that beat as 400. FREE , lJIl'ORTAXT INFORMATION To men ( plain onvolopo. ) How , after ton years' fruitless doctoring , I was fully re stored to full vigor and robust manhood. No C.O.D. fraud. No money accepted. No connection < with medical concerns. Sent absolutely free. Address , Lock Box 2S8 , Chicngo , 111. Send 2-cent stamp if con venient. A large basin of water kept in a sick room and frequently renewed benefits both patient and nurse. FAnitEtX'S RED STAR EXTRACT IS The best ; aU * Krocers will refund youi money If you are not satisfied with it. Chickens are much better if killed and dressed the day before using. S | > L , > 4k K. A V , A. J vftv \ & N > A. A w-ftlfc rt , i WW < * _ _ _ _ _ i Jej5 Jz ' GeJ _ g ll ' rj or Colds , for Asthma , Bronchitis , Croup , Whoopj Lg \ j ing Cough , and all Throat Troubles or Lung Disb j ft " 4 eases , you can't beat and you can't better m b Half size bottle , 50c j ! ) ' C _ _ _ GET THE GENUINE ARTICLE ! | b | Walter Baker c Co. 's I P ) jk Breakfast COCOA | 1 > A ? sm K * Pure , Delicious , Nutritious. J U 'l 'I' M fifl % Costs Zess than 07J5 CENT a cup. f ' g . | m r < T 4f V-H e sure tnat e Pac aSe bears our Trade-Mark. \ Wi 11l' ' I fclil Walter Baker & Co. Limited , / Ugf f S2s- ? ' ( Established i7so. ) Dorchester , Mass. \ A \ Trade-Mark. _ _ _ , _ _ _ _ / mm l g/kMl B' .lii T11 i' u t beautiful of the fair sex arc as lia- llt t 1 blc as the ugliest specimen of humanity to Kt. 'MB succumb to the ravages of iutiuenza or la ' mUl' ' MR ! t crippa Yes , it is the fairest flowers that droop t , P" y and die first. We sound the alarm. La grippe < WU ] < ; is eominff. Already it is claiming its victims ' Umri V by the thousands across old ocean. As in the H'f , past , it will soon cross your thrcshhold. "We f ; > . lorewarn you and tell vou how to best prepare ' H < tv lor it. Don't wait until you have been attacked ' Urn- \ Iiut be prepared for the enemy when he attacks . WM ( you. Send stamp for our GS-pase book , which , -Vt gives full treatment , symptoms , etc "Weguar- W9rt antcc Dr. Kay's Lung Balm to be a certain , ui ' 3 I safe and speedy cure for la grippe and every MM * j& kind of cough. Miss Nellie Penoyer , 1536 So. H 1ft 10th St. , Omaha , Neb. : Mmt W "Have used your Dr. Kay's Lung Balm for a B' y ) severe case of la grippe. My lungs were very WmM I ' sore , and in taking the Dr. Kay's Lung Balm I L. \ found it stopped any desire to cough at once. _ \ The soreness on my lungs and In try head soon B disappeared. It is pleasant to take and does , K , dot cause sickness at the stomach like many RT _ cough remedies , yet it cures- quicker than any mMUwM' I have over tried. HM1 / x Also BC v. j. p. Wohlf arth , pastor First M. E. K Church , Urbane , 111. "I am glad to record the WMm fact that less than one box of your Dr. Kay's I L Lang Balm cured me of an awful cough. It is a' • H _ ) remarkable remedy. H It Is sold by druggists or sent by us by mail K for 25 cte. Don't take any substitute for It has K no equal. Address Dr. B. J. Kay Medical Co. , K. Omaha , Neb. We also guarantee Dr. Kay's BL. Renovator to be the best remedy known for wBMm : dyspepsia , constipation and liver troubles. A m , .perfect recorator. Send for book. _ _ _ _ _ & ' - _ _ _ _ _ _ ' * ' ' . " ' BT - - hi - - - * * IJJI" _ . . . < . mgMWWWwwwi iwwww.i m m.iu mi < x " " P < mn.w " . • r M _ i | m HUM ! llllllll II I Hil l I I | | l l ll lj | | _ -akSLICKEIR | Lfi Keeps both rider and saddle perjks&iffi < g yH fectlv dry in the hardest storms. SSEr ? raR fl Substitutes will disappoint Ask for tS&S * H < rfla8g7 Fish Brand Pommel Slicker Kg k Uk ' * 's ' entirely new. If not for sale in hffiG0 f B your town , write for catalogue to IS&lfK ? gpg A J.TOWER. Boston. Mass. ' , _ - - - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ - _ - - _ - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ , ' JpHMMMIIIIHIHIIHOanommMIWMIMIBUlt ( I Health's Complexion | , - t "Bathene" is not a medicine It is g j | Nature's pure antiseptics , prepared in tablet f I form to be dissolved in the oath or wash-1 1 t bowl. It assists Nature in cleansing the 2 , . ltdet odori < ! esperspiration.Scnafive2-centstamp3 < and we will send you two dozen tablets. S Household Necessity Co. , New York City. | ' fun ii nm im M m.m ma 1 n f | # \ r IIIO The best Red Bope Roofing for Kill Ir llllllc. per sq. tu. caps and nails In- < 1IWVI lllM0infi . gnb t tuteaforPla ter , SampIeafree.n.FATSAMU BOonsQco.1cuades,3.j. ' ft | CUR S WHEBtSEFAILS. . Q Si Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. UbcRI Prl In time. Sold br drngglsta. | * | s = _ _ - r--V - . . . _ . . , _ . mHHIin i.i- | fwjiju iiiiiiiiMWHnmm wm-i i. hij mn - - i > iinfci - < a. "C0FEEE CABBIE. " \ SERVICEABLE FUTURE AT SO CENTS. Plentyof Trusting Victims Tim "Jotliod of Tolling Fortunes In V ry Slmplo ami ii Trifle Vugue She Uclleved and 'i'lirow Up Her Job. 1f1 ? 0T a stone' ° throw s-//x\ ivom Herald square \ irsx CWm -v llves a Iady whom- XJWfJl1 we will call "Cof- F-l w \ \ fee Carrie , " says ( fZsis m the New York Tel" ll fer * egram. v j i ! © > She calls herself f a "clairvoyant , " ( tag ) but to escape any cj objectionable atten tions from the po lice she only professes to sell coffee , and she throws a peep into the future , as make-weight , into the bargain. At "Coffee Carrie's" establishment a good , serviceable future may be secured for the modest sum of 50 cents. Long life , happiness and success in business are guaranteed for SI. True love is the most costly article at "Coffee Carrie's" fate factory , for to insure this , accord ing to that clever lady , the "planets" have to be "ruled , " and it is an ex pensive and difficult job interfering with the fixed habits of the universe. When I visited "Coffee Carrie" I ex plained that I did not want her to up set the whole scheme of nature on my behalf ; I only just wanted to know all about everything that was going to hap pen to me during my future life. That was all. "When I was ushered into the "waiting room" of "Coffee Carrie's" den I found a few other clients for cof fee and clairvoyance sitting on hard wooden chairs and looking very uncom fortable. They might have been den tist's patients about to undergo a pain ful operation. All appeared to be working girls except one man , or rath er male creature , a weak-eyed , knock- kneed youth , of about twenty , with red hair , round features , and white whis kers , one at a time , at intervals of half an inch , all over his face. "Next , please , " came in a cracked voice from the inner room , as a young girl , exceedingly pretty and well formed , with the unmistakable halo of innocence surrounding her very pres ence , emerged through the open door. The male thing slid in , and the girl commenced to tell her waiting friends the good things that had been promised her. her."I "I shall do it , " she said. "I shall shake the store this very night. The wise woman told me I was truly loved by a dark man , who only wanted my consent to cover me with diamonds , and I am to be a great lady and ride in my carriage. All I have to do is to get S10 , so that I can have my planets ruled. " • I heard no more , for it was my turn to face "Coffee Carrie. " It was a sul try night , but "the sorceress sat in a great arm chair beside a hot stove and behind a little table , on both of which were articles pertaining to the brewing and drinking of coffee. Carrie could lay no claim to beauty. Eyes and teeth she had but one of each. Her hair was unkempt and matted , flowing disorder ly over her wrinkled neck and face. Her hands were wonderfully ugly , long , thin and withered ; never still , but in cessantly twitching nervously , and with nails like the talons of a bird. I drank some coffee. Such coffee ! She took the cup , and shook it round and round , muttering over it for half a minute , and then she held it over the dirty floor until every drop of liquid dribbled out of it. Next she brought the cup to the flickering light of an unsnuffed tallow candle and peered into it with her sin gle eye , while screwing her mouth and puckering up her features into horrible contortions. She then chuckled , not in her throat , but somewhere down in the depths of the arm chair , looked at me , and said : "Young man , you were born to be lucky , while few are lucky to be born. Your path is strewn with roses white and red , beneath your tread. Pluck them while you may. You are surrounded with stars which -wili rain blessings on you in the shape of a large family , but unless your planets are ruled they will bring your gray hairs in sorrow to the grave. That will cost you $5 extra. Wealth will be wafted you from o'er the sea , but beware of the green-eyed monster in the shape of a dark woman. She crosses your path in the fifth meridian and brings trouble and a letter in her wake. The woman you love is with your thoughts , but trust her not. When Jupiter is behind a cloud Venus takes her light from Mars. Your rival is a soldier , and the coffee is a dollar. Next , please. " I did not go again to have my "planets ruled , " and my gray hairs are still growing , but the little , innocent , fairi haired girl evidently returned to the old hag with the necessary $10 , for she may now be seen nightly around Heri ; aid square. The Georgia Girl's Opinion. A little Georgia school girl was aski ed ' for a composition on "The Confederate - ' erate Veteran. " A few days thereafter ' she handed in the following : "The • ' Confederate veteran is one that fought 7 and bled and died for his country. He } is sometimes on one leg and some times on two. The state gives him enough pension to keep him in tobac co. Then the state builds him a home - and sells the home before he can get ' ' in it. My pa says he is a veteran. He - was wounded by having one leg sawed 2 off in a Confederate sawmill while J making coffins to bury soldiers in. The state don't help my pa much , and my pa says damn the state ! " j ji A Good Tiling. It is surprising how many people are I trying to sell what they declare is a good thing. Atchison Globe. J t E > • tatg ft- i ' ' i ii i i ii mil i urn' ' iiiiii i l l i * DEER MICE AS PETS. Kcvor Try to Gnaw Their Way Ont of the CiiKC. While rambling one evening In thof woods I sat down on a rock close by a' ' shaded bank all overgrown with soft | green moss and feathery ferns , says St. ; Nicholas. Not far away there was an ] ancient tree stump , with a hole run ning in undearneath it ; and what should I see peeping out from the hole but the head of a little reddish brown animal. At first sight I took it to be a chipmunk. Its large black eyes seemed full of apprehension , and a3 I moved it drew back out of sight. On rolling over the stump I discovered be neath It some withered grass carefully rolled into a globular nest. Cautiously , drawing my handkerchief around this 1 tied it up with whatever it contained and hurried homewhat with my treas ure. On emptying the handkerchief into a box covered with wire gauze I found that I had captured two beauti fully delicate and elegant creatures , somewhat larger than mice. Their fur was thick and soft , a rich velvet of reddish brown on the back and snowy white beneath. Their feet also were white. But their chief beauty lay in their eyes great black , liquid orbs , half protruding from the head. No gazelle ever had eyes half so lovely. They soon became quite tame and with out showing any fear would allow mete to put my hand into their cage to give theim fruits and berries. They carried their nest into a corner of the cage and reconstructed it there. After two weeks I procured a large cocoanut , sawed it in two , and taking one-half of it made to it a little doorway. When I put this into their cage , turned mouth down , they seemed to go wild with the excitement of delight. In and out they ran through the little doorway a hun dred times in succession. Sometimes they would jump up on top of the co coanut and survey it all over ; and then , after "washing their faces" with their delicate white paws , jump down again and run inside. Soon they made up their minds to take possession of it as their home. Their nest in the cor ner they pulled to pieces and carried it off mouthful by mouthful into the lit tle cocoanut hut. There they have lived ever since. During the daytime they sleep , but when evening comes on they busy themselves running and jumping about the cage , and they have never once in three years tried to gnaw their way out. ODD MARRIAGE CUSTOMS. The Mantzu Are Not a Moral People Property Iti.hts. The lamas are consulted to ascertain if the horoscopes of the youth and maiden fit. If not the difficulty may be overcome by prolonged vicarious chanting of the scriptures and liberal fees , says the Geographical Journal. The lamas also choose an auspicious day for the marriage. The marriage ceremony consists in the bride and groom publicly joining hands , drinking wine from a double-spouted bowl and accepting each other as husband and wife , after which there is a three days' feast in the bride's home. She and her husband then go to their own house , and there is another three days' feast. There are no contracts of marriage for a limited period , as in western Thibet. Whether the choice has been for good or ill , it is for life ; divorce , rarely re sorted to , being permissible only in the case of childlessness , and the contract can only be canceled by the T'u-ssu. It would not be correct to infer from this that the Mantzu are a moral pee ple. Their standard of morality is low and the lives of the lamas have no tendency to raise it. Plurality of wives is an appendage of the position of the T'u-ssu , but monogamy is the rule , and polyandry , though the custom of the Sifans to the north , does not exist. No presents , except the bottle of wine pre viously mentioned , are made by the bridegroom to the bride's father , but her parents' according to their wealth , endow her with cattle , horses and fields , the last of which , to use our own phraseology , are "settled" upon her. A widow does not wear mourn ing and is at liberty to make a second marviage. On the death of her hus band , unless she remarries , she as sumes complete control over his prop erty , and at her death it is divided among the sons , who frequently , how ever , agree to live together and keep it intact. If there is trouble concerning property , the T'eoren usually settles the matter , and if he fails to make an amiable agreement it is referred to the T'u-ssu , whose decision is final. The Discovery of planetoids. Since the application of photography to stellar charting , the discovery of planetoids between Mars and Jupiter has : gone on apace upward of four hun dred i and forty of these bodies having been ; recognized as such. Of these M. Charlois i is to be credited with the dis covery i of no less than eighty-eight of them during the year 18D6 , during which nineteen additions altogether have been made to the already over grown list. With telescopes of the enormous aperture now constructed , and with sufficiently prolonged expo sure , there seems no particular reason why this number should not ultimately increase very materially. Puzzling' Slang. Little Ethel "Can you trot ? " Young Airtight "Certainly not , my dear ! " Little Ethel "Can you lope ? " Young Airtight "No , indeed ? Why do you ask ? " Little Ethel "Brother Jack said you were a short horse. " To Be Explained. Smith "Funny that a woman has so much trouble finding her pocket , isn't it ? " Robinson "Yes , especially when she finds it so easy to find her hus band's. " Second crops of grapes have been raised at Belview , Fla. , this season. * - * 3Wi < eW l W . _ MBMMMr . i - i m The Jiurlington ltouto California Kx- i'lirsloiiN. Cheap , Onlok. Comfortable. Leave Omaha 4r : : > p. in. , Lincoln 6:10 p. in. and HustingsSS0 : . in. every Thuwdny lit clean , uioilcm , not crowded tourist tuYouors. No transfers ; cars run right through to San Francisco and Los Angeles ovorth SVonlc Ho.ito through Denver and Salt Lake t'lty. Cars are carpeted ; upholstered In rattan ; have spring seats and backs and are pro1 vlded with curtains , bedding , towels , soap , etc. Uniformed porters and experienced ex cursion conductors accompany each excur sion , relieving psissengers of all bother about baggage , pointing out objects of Interest and In many other ways helping to malcb the overland trip a delightful experience. Second clns < tickets are honored. Berths $ • " • For folder giving full Information , call at nearest Burlington Route ticket oillce , or write to J. Francis , General Passenger Agent , Omaha. Neb. The X ray is likely to prove of great value In dentistry. Teeth are plainly revealed before their eruption. However - ever deeply imbedded in its alveolar socket , each fang may be correctly lo cated. An exostosis , a pocket of ne crosis , of suppuration , or of tubercu losis , is distinctly shown. The location - tion and extent of metallic fillings are dc-lineated. The pulp chamber is so clearly outlined that erosions and en largements may be readily detected. Slain by Poison. r Not the poison that the covert assassin ad ministers in the drlnl : , thu food , orsomuotlicr pulse , but the poison of malaria shortens the lives of myriads. There is a safe and certain antidote. IhMettcr's Stomach Hitters , which not onlv fortifies the system against malaria , but too ts out Its seeds when they have germ inated. Dyspepsia , constipation , rheumatic , liver and kidney troubles are conquered by the Bitters. A needle machine turns out 1 , : " 00,000 needles a week. A Good Salary Easily itfadc. Rand , McNally & Co. of Chicago , the well-known publishers , are look ing for a representative for this vi cinity. Experience is unnecessary , some of their best men having started without previous knowledge of the business. This is a good opportunity to work up to a fine position , and we advise all persons looking for such an opening to address Subr. Department of Rand , McNally & Co. , Chicago , Ills. Many Indian mounds have been dis covered in southern Indiana and have yielded valuable finds. Stone axes were formerly plentiful in the farm ing districts of that state , and were used for door props , but they have now almost disappeared. Arrow heads are the only relics that are even fairly plentiful. A novel proposition was made not long ago to the Receivers of the Bnltimoro < 5c Ohio Rnilrond. The B. & O has a branch running from whntis known as Alexandria Junction , near Washington , to Shepherd's on the Potomac River , where a car ferry is operated in connection with the lines leading south from the Capitol. A pro fessor of an eastern college desired to lease this si ort stretch of track for the purpose of educating young men in practical rail road work. In his letter ho explained that he thought there was a wide field for bright and energetic boys who could be thorough ly well grounded in the practical side of railroading , provided they could bo edu cated on a regular line of road. Ho be lieved that by the employment of veteran railroad inon as teachers that the beys could profitably spend 2 or II years work ing as trainmenfiremen.engineers , switch men , station agents , and in other capaci ties required in the railroad service. As this branch of the B. & O. is of considera ble value the Receivers were compelled to decline the offer. About 45,000 sovereigns pass over the Bank of England counters every i day. j Coc's CoiirIi Balsam j Is the oldest and best. It ill break up a cold quieter j than anything else. It Is always reliable. Try it. j ' London's population increases by about 70,000 every year. Remember this P/ & 0\\\ f ipPflhQ PP _ ' mLmm $ whereby it K Su lJhtM Cures rheumatism , ne . . H alc. ! * /3 - - . , , . - . „ - , _ _ - . : \V < & 7 t * / / / / / Scimtic * . Lumbago. Spraiwi , . < H At a recent conference of engineers ' in London , the advantages of nickel- | steel for ship building were urged , i and the necessity was pointed out of t finding new deposits of nickel and re ducing the cost of its metallurgy. TO CURE A COIiD IN ONE DAY. Take Laxative Brome Quinine Tablets. All Druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. 25c Make graham bread the same as you do white bread ; steam it three hours , instead of baking it one hour. 3Irs. Wliwlow'R f o < itsi iST y ' P For children tcetliin.softeiw the uiis.jeince3 lnllan- matiou. al oy pain , tuna wind colic. 15 ce.its . bottlo. Thirty millions of wooden spoons are manufactured in Russia every year. Star Tobacco is the leading brand of tbi world , because it is the best. A pound of phosphorus heads 1,000 , - 000 matches. I * I _ As far as calculations can decide , the ) iff J temperature of comets Is believed to ' . ! . bo 2,000 times fiercer than that of red- ' n hot iron. \ m\ | , f. • I I ! i I I'lso's Cure for Consumption ban saved ' - , ? 1 ! mo largo doctor W U. V. h. linker , 4StW He- f 4 I gout So. . Phi adclphla , Pa. , Doc. 8 , ttttrt. I Don't think that when woman gets * * I 1 her rights she will bo man's ciual. 1 She'l be his boss. * I I M Dr. Kay's Lung Halm Is gunrantoM to cure i * I la grippe and jvery kind of cough. f i | Sweet oil , with a Httlo vinegar add- \ I ; ' cd , will restore the leather backs and r I scats of chairs. I Hearing Affected I Ringing and Snapping In the Hond ; l ' I Cured by Hood's Sarsapzrltla. ; | I "Fo-many years I have been troubled . , with catarrh , which caused mo much fl pain and affected my hearing. I began H taking Hood's Sarsaparilla and it helped Mme mo wonderfully and cured the snapping * | | and ringing in my head. " Mas. C. A. * < | Mkekeh , Cherry Vnlloy , Illinois. 'WM Hood's SarsapariQIa x I Is the best In fact the Ono True Illood Purifier. M Hood's Pills cure all liver 1"- ' • ' • ents. H _ _ That's tno number of the H N O A Michigan Central North H - , - • .H Shore Limited Train. . leaving Chicago 12:30 noon and arriving- I H New York 1:30 p. m. next day (24 ( hours ) H und Boston 4:00 : p. in. ( 'G } hours ) . If Wm you want comfort on your journey east H take this train. Because of the con- 9M venient hour of leaving , the business H man is enabled to be at his office here j H in the morning and arrive at New York j H and Boston during1 business hours the j H next day. To ladies traveling alone m mmm\ \ this train particularly recommended. 9Rm Leaving as it does at mid-day , conncc- l l tions are made at junction points and r l New York for the New England States n-p „ - mi in ample time for one to reach her deb"H mMM tination by daylight City Office , 119 ? ' LWl Adams Street , Chicago. -i Lm\ \ OUR KLONDIKE SHOES f fl U , ty \ \ 1re a Kilt edKO line , and every . : | B > \ \ j Kentlcinun should see them be- MmM ] fc X' V f ° ro luijln ? . They nro the test H jf J ) . V&V no we have ever oCuruil. AsIc H iy > t-QXri ] Xxebv your dealer for th-m. and mWW\ L "Ikrrfv you wlll.ct the tot as H fp sTw0" " * tb0 • ' * mmmm tj * 'vV JKajLiJ w _ style fihoo ' H | Kgyc ( , + _ -rv > " - - ' * pT""l [ } ' "tn' ' 'nar * B wffijjffvfy 885 * 1 * . ' ' . . . -S > -'S5 * * et Ho sure H bjcm g V2J23 S3 * * * * * tuosk for it- H BEN'UEYfi OL.n.iTtu , lies Moines , la. H SOUTHERN a Every honicsceker should address either J. P. | MEKRV , A. O. I * . 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WMmMM SMSIThoraason's Eye Water. ; H FOR 30 DAYS YOU CAM TRY IT FOR 25 CriTS. | Their Marvelous DXCMgTQy | [ ! | fUEIIDfll Rfl | H ndLtimhli&m iL4nhLmn H cure by & ) % % fi1T _ PPU fitTPifi I Jl WPW mm B m r.w &S5s > I 'SE claim and can nrovoour statement tiat more cures have * been H SiSiSXfr VV eifeeted by 4 KDjr5rOftSSJ durinsr the last two H M $ ri § M vearsthan IrSyS. EJrti S CS all other remedies H S EsY combined. It cannot fail. Stare than 1,000.000 I'eirile Cured. Asa H iv&Cd&S&r positive cure for ItlicuisiutKm , Sciatica. Neuralgia , L > jf < pepsla. Hack- H Sjsg S * iiclic , Asthma , HayFucr. Catarrh , Sleeplv-snrs * . Xcricju > in > s . > erMmMMMU [ tsadi : UAR7. ] * mm and Ncnralpic Headaches. Heart ii c.ciicss , Toothache , I'arachc. H Croup , Swellinpr. La Grippe , Malaria , Creeping Xumbncss , etc. . etc. " 5 DROPS" has never H been equaled , and is a pleasant , prompt and permanent cure. Though free from opiates and I H perfectly harmless , " 5 Drops" is the most concentrated and powerful specific known. No disUUmWM case is too deeplv rooted or painful to yield to this wonderful medicine.and relief is usually felt the 1 very first night. "What it has already done to relieve suffering humanity is told in letters of urate- H H ful praise from thousands of hearts once sickened and heavy with pain , now painless and happy. H Gentlemen : I can hardly find words to express my gratitude for what your " 5 DIIOPS" hs. ; done for mMMMMU me. ! have taken but one bottle of the medicine , and I feel like a new person. I have taken all kinds t f med- H cine' , but all together did not do mo as much good as the first dose of your " 5 DHOI'S. " I recommended H your medicine to one of my neighbors and it helped him rixht away. He had been usin medicine- * and doc- H torinjr but nothing t-eemed to do him any good. I believe the Lord has sent your medicine , and if tbey will H only have faith , it will cure them of their rheumatism. I almost believe it would bring a dead man to life H ap-ain ; uch Is my faith in the medicine. I am now 96 years of age. Very respectfully yours , C. II. B. UMUmmt CltOSBY , Bowers Hill , Va. H "FIVr RPftDC" taken but once a day is a dose of this great remedv , and V H r I _ UriJtto enable all sufferers to make a trial or its wonderful * H curative properties we will send out during the next thirty days lOO.ooo sample ; 1 bottles for 25 cents each , prepaid by mail send to-day. Even a sample bottle will convince you , . | of its merit. Best and cheapest medicine on earth. Large bottle (300 ( doses ) 31.00. Not sold by ji , WMmWM druggistP , only by us and our agents. Agents-wanted In new tcrrlt ry- Write us today. U J WMWM For Thirty Days. 3 Large Bottles , for $2.50. | l l _ SWANSON RHEUMATIC CUBE CO. , 107-109 Dearborn St. , CHICAGO , ILL. U | 5 l _ _ _ _ _ fll