Jm Spoiled HU Calculations.
| w • 'Don't you like the room I gave
! | i ou1 * said the hotel clerk to the
\ | Bkdrummer from CIucinnatL
lyf "Yos. the room'rt all rijjkt. What
mp imtdo you ask ? Do I look worried ? ' *
| C O • • To bo frank , you do. "
§ W ' "Well I
, am feeling rather uncom ;
ftlL' fortabte. You see 1 came over on the
WJk S. 1 * O. and W. road/ '
\13 "Got In late , I suppose. "
\mi "No , wo got in on time , and now I
I'll have about two and • one-half hours
V3fe on my hands that I don't know v/hat
jmT to do with. " \ \ ashin rlon btar.
tS $ \ Ho TTantort In Know.
9g ? 1 A little boy who < ie experience with
mm \ elevators has been a very limited
pj ono was brought into tbe city a few
gp. dayn ago by hia mamma , and in the
) B course of two or three hours' shopping -
| & ping the little follow was taken up
\W and dov/u in different stores a good
jfij many times.
\ak Finally the two went in an office
? p building , took chairs u a rather
* small room and waited.
\w "Whore arc wo now , mamma ? "
IS' asked the 1 > o\\
Vm "In Uncle Hob's office"
jfM $ He glanced around the rather conic
IK " traded quartern and then asked :
ic
f\ | "When docs it go up ? " Texas
Bf\ e / °
\ 'fas f * • Shake Into Your Shoes.
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* eetcures painful , swollen , smart-
V
jj \ ing feet and instantly takes the sting
11 r out of corns and bunions. It is the
wjl v greatest comfort discovery of the age.
V& ' Allen's Foot-Ease makes tlght-flttlns
or new shoes feel easy. It is a certain
r
cure for sweating , callous and hot ,
tired , aching feet. Try it to-day. Sold
by all druggists and shoe stores. By
, mail for 25c in stamps. Trial package
K .FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted , Le
> Roy , N. Y.
The Dinner-Hour.
In the fourteenth century the kirer
of France dined at 8 a.m. , and re
tired to rest at 8 p. m. In the time
of Philip the Good an old verse said ,
"Rise at 5. dine at 9 , sup at 5 , go to
{ & bed at 9 , and thou shalt live to be
iE ninety-and-nine. " In the reigns of
% . Henry IV. and Louis XIV. the din-
fb ner-hour was 11 a. m. Louis XV.
% jjf changed the dinner-hour to 2o'clock.
9 Two o'clock remained the usual din-
. \ ner-hour in France up to the time of
e rev ° lution , after which 6 o'clock
vkA Vi
aJO 't became the fashionable time. In
® tf } England the upper class breakfasted
w& ' at 7 in the reign of Henry VIII. , and
? ' dined at 10 a. m. In Elizabeth's
| r reign the dinner-hour was 11 a. m. ,
$ • and supper was served about 5
} t o'clock. In Germany the fashionable
Wg hour for dinner up to the time of the
It Mx French revolution was 12 o'clock ;
I \p afterwards it was fixed at 1 o'clock.
I \M' There Is a Clas or People
I % < Wno are injured by the use of coffee.
I w Recently there has been placed in all
I K > the grocery stores a new preparation
I If called GRAIN-O , made of pure grains ,
I ? ! > tliat takes the Pace ot coffee. The
I for " * most delicate stomach receives it with-
I M out distress , and but few can tell it
I W from * coffee. It does not cost over * i
I < W as much. Children may drink it with
H I * great benefit 15 cents and 25 cent ?
m \ * per package. Try it Ask for
A > GRAJN-O.
HiJ ; t A Qnextlon of Ink.
HBI I Massachusetts is struggling with a
M \ I novel question relating to the durabil-
Hi * ity of the ink recently furnished the
Hk i various state departments. The best
B5 ' ink was contracted for , but the arti-
Hf cle furnished is found to ferment in
KQj the inkstand and to evaporate rapidly ,
BJk leaving a sediment. One report is
Hfflft that the ink has been tampered with
k by a disappointed firm of contractors.
| vF The state chemist has been called on
K to make an analysis , and the manu-
Hk facturers also have employed an an-
HL alyst. so a battle of the experts is the
HP next thing in order.
K nail's Catarrh Core
MK\\ Is taken internally. Price , 75c.
mWtl ( \ 2 ° Interruptions Likely.
Hk Tired Housekeeper There ! The
Ik house is as neat as a new pin at last
Ik I am going to'take a nap. Try not
II to disturb me with your play , my
If. , pets.
mml Little Brother What shall I do if
Eft any one calls ?
VK Little Sister No need to bother
Hr | about that 2 'o one ever calls when
f Jk thincs are clean !
H | j . I know that my life was saved by Piso's
| * \ Care for ConsumDtion. John A. ililler ,
5 ? . An Sable , Mich. , Ajjrii 21 , 1S95.
" "
Ar
WmWf When a man asks a hundred dollars
K ? m * or a orse' e expects to get about
HA " sixty.
t t \ , To Cnro Constipation Forever.
IBtrB Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic 10c or 25a.
mWmb Zf C C. C. lail to cure , druccists refund money.
HM Ice water knocks out more people
Hf than pugilists.
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* - VU roBdek Xatires.
Natives of ihe Adirondack rcglou
name all visitors "sports. " The term
has come pwr from a time when few
city folk save the pin tscarch of gumo
braved the hardships ol lifo in the
wood ? . Now that sill sorts of people
visit tho. Adirondacks foMtcaith and
pleasure , the name sticks , and the
conventional young woman who lives
Jr. a luxurious camp and dresses
thrco times a day is a * much a sport
as the inveterate hunter , who goes
about in corduroys nnd leather leggings
gings and sleeps in rough camps.
lee Snvill for C'ctx.
The young man from the city had
been fishing. He hadn't had much
luck , but it was more than ho was
used'to , and he looked very jubilant
as. ho strode into the farmhouse
kitchen with his catch.
"What'je git ? " asked his host
• • Oh , nothing much. Just a few
catfish. "
"Mean them ? " the farmer inquired ,
pointing with his pipestem.
"Certainly. They're not very
large. But there's no doubt about
their being catfish. "
"Wal , mebbe they passes fur cat
fish out whur you come from. But
here we calls tnem kitten fish. Den
ver Tribune.
BEAUTY IS BLOOD DEEP.
t'URE. HEALTHY BLOOD MEANS BEAU
TIFUL COMPLEXION.
Intentional Microbes Toison the Blond Uliea th
Bowels Are Constipated. Drive Them Out
by Mating the Liver Lively.
"Beauty is skin deep. " That is wrong. *
Beauty is blood deep.
A person constigated , with a laey liver ,
bilious blood , dyspeptic stomach , has pim
ples and liver spots and a sole leather com
plexion.
No one with a furred tongue , a bad
breath , a jaundiced eye , can be beautif ulno ,
matter how perfect are form and features.
To be beautiful , to become beautiful , or
remain beautiful , the blood must be kept
pure and free from bile , microbes , disoaso-
genns and other impurities.
Cascaret Candy Cathartic will do it for
yon quickly , surely , naturally. They never
grip nor gripe , but make the liver lively ,
prevent sour stomach , kill disease-germs ,
tone up the bowels , purify the blood , and
make all things right , as they should be.
Then beauty comes of itself , and to stay.
Buy and try Cascarets today. It's what
they do , not what we say they do , that will
please you. All druggists , 10c , 25c or 50c ,
or mailed for price. Send for booklet and
free sample. Address Sterling Remedy Co. ,
Chicago , Montreal , Can. , or New York.
A Doubtful Compliment.
"Benson is almost crazy , they say ,
mv dear. "
"
"What's the matter ? "
"Morbid conscientiousness. He
broods over imaginary faults and
groans about all his trifling faults as
if they were mountainous. "
"Terrible isn't it ? How glad I am ,
John , that you are perfectly sane in
that respect. "
FAHKEHS BED STAR EXTRACT IS
The best ; all Kroccrs will refund you * money If
yon are not satisfied with It.
Largo ieadn "With Small ISralns.
Dr. Crochley Clapham , who has
made measurements on 4.000 inmates
of asylums , says that insane heads
are larger on the average than sane
heads , though insane brains are
smaller. According to Dr. Clapham
the form of the insane head is usu
ally cuneiform or arrow-shaped ,
with the greatest diameter posterior
to the central point of the head.
Mrs. TVlniilow'B SooUUnc Syrup
For children tee thin tr.sof tens thegums.rf duces inflam
mation , allays pain , cures wind colic. 25centsabotUe-
One Tool Enough.
Gus De Smith went to a masquerade
ball as a harlequin. A few days
afterward an intimate friend asked
him for the loan of his harlequin cos
tume , as he , too , wished to attend a
masquerade ball.
"No , " replied Gus , "I allow nobody
to make a fool of himself in my cos
tume except myself. " Texas Sittings.
Educate Your Bowels With Cascaret * .
Candy Cathartic , cure constipation forever.
lOo. IX C CC. . fail , druggists refund money.
Opposed to Blunder Duplication.
Mr. Slimpurse But why do you
insist that our daughter should
marry a man whom she does netlike
like ? You married for love , didn't
you ? Mrs. Slimpurse Yes ; but that
is no reason why I should let our
daughter make the same blunder-
New York Weekly.
If sick , nothing renovates and invigor
stes like Dr. Kay's Renovator.
In telling a story , don't label it aa
funny before you begin to spin it.
1 J. H Sweetness and Light | §
B HP Put a pill in the pulpit if you "want practical IMm
a preaching for the physical man ; then put - then
pill in the pillory if it , does not practise "what itt
preaches. There's a.1 "whole gospel in Ayer's & § w
t Sugar Coated Pills ; a " gospel of sweetness JS\
and light. " People used to value their physic , H
Bl HH as * key diet their religion , by its bitterness , { ffimb
k /p | The more bitter the dose the better the doctor , /jps
H v lP' "We've got over that. "Wo take "sugar in ours"P |
v • $ Sl gospel or physic now-a-days. It'e possible to ( tp | |
mWvft \ please and to purge at the same time. There /
H t. • ' \IP may be power in a pleasant pill. That is the v r
" ( gospel of llll
K *
B # Ayer's Cathartic Pills. S
nL ' \llP More pill particnlars in Ayer's Cureboefc , too page * . P
A HOBO EEUNION.
x ; = j 111 , this Is Van
B Raymond. He's
pF5EL x I Deen playing in
Rsiflfe hlgh luck * but hes
? I
/tfj Bt-flST I struck a snag , and
IpySj i I've asked him to
go with us. "
/ $ J&M "Well , you need-
C fiW T nt ; we dent Tvant
VL J a any greenhorns
( bggXJ along. You arc
' ' had enough. We'd
look well traveling with a dude , we
would. "
"Oh. he has some cash and can get
a different outfit. Can't you , Raymond
mend ? "
"Certainly. How do you wish me to
dress ? "
"Oh , " Interposed Jim , "if you have
the stuff , you're welcome. We'll fix
you out in no time. What do you
want ? "
"I'll have to leave that to you. I
have never been a tramp before. "
"See here , my Christian friend , for
the good of your health let me tell you
not to say 'tramp' to one of our fra
'
ternity. A tramp is a man who never
works and who walks from town to
town. We are hoboes. We beat our
way on trains passengers when we
can , freight when we can't do better.
A hobo works when he can , but when
out of work uses his wits to get him
elsewhere. See ? "
"Yes , but I never heard the distinc
tion made before. Are we going to
beat the railroad , and how are we go
ing to do it ? "
"You are green ! There's a hundred
schemes for working them. If every
thing fails steal the ride. "
Van went to the place of appoint
ment , where he found his two strange
companions waiting for him.
"Everything lovely , " was Jim's
greeting. "A train leaves about an
hour after dark. Say , let's eat. I'll hit
the cottage. You idiots can buy sup
pers , but I'll save my cash. "
Five minutes later he returned with
a tirade of abuse against inhospitable
people and frequent allusions to the
tomahawk.
Van at last said :
"What do you mean ? Did the wom
an hit you with a hatchet ? "
"No , you gump ! That's short for
stating that her royal highness desired
the extreme pleasure of my society at
the woodpile while I got up an appe
tite for my supper. "
Scon a freight train slowly passed.
"Here's an empty ! " shouted Origi
nal Jim , as he started on the run , the
others closely following.
Van was so excited that he could
not vault in after the others , but they
dragged him in and closed the door.
"Now you boys be quiet until she
gets under headway , " Jim ordered , as
he lighted a match and proceeded to
sweep the floor with a bunch of weeds
be had previously gathered.
"Never travel without matches. Raymond
mend , and never forget to gather a
broom , so you can brush up a place to
sleep , " quietly remarked Wilkins ,
whom Jim dubbed "The Silent"
Soon Wilkins and Jim were sound
asleep , while Van sat , Indian fashion ,
against the car , wondering whether it
was not about to jolt off the track , and
fell
ill lii0r
TELLING THEIR EXPERIENCES ,
how they could sleep amid such a
racket.
Slowly the hours , which seemed in
terminable to Van , passed. At the
third stop the door was suddenly
jerked open , a lantern flashed , and a
brakeman jumped in. Holding the
lantern aloft he looked down , count
ing :
"One , two , three. Say , where are you
fellows going ? "
Wilkins was now awake , but neith
er he nor Van responded.
"A car of mutes , I guess , " muttered
the brakeman , as he proceeded to kick
Original Jim into wakefulness. "Here ,
you fellow , get up out of this ! "Where
in thunder did you get in ? The 'con'
just came over the train and heard you
snoring. This train is moving agaiu.
Get a hustle on you , for the con told
me to see that you got off , " he added ,
as mounting the ladder and swinging
his lantern , he started on a run toward
the engine.
Jim caught up a plank , and hurried
ly calling to his comrades to follow ,
again jumped into the car. They did
so , but Wilkins remarked :
"The brakeman told us to get off. "
"Yes , but he meant to get in again
when he said 'Rememher , I saw you get
off. ' Now I'll wedge this door shut ,
and we'll have peace till morning , you
bet ! "
Morning found them side-tracked in
tSie Quaker City. Jim took his party
to the outskirts of the town , where
stood a deserted house in which a num
ber of men were evidently having a
Jollification. Drawing near , they saw
a gentlemanly six-footer advancing to
ward them. He had on one red shoe
and one black one , both lefts. The
m a .AMgaags * wa * ailiii'i.1iUiH. ' ' Hiiipi iiiniiiTreq lBclUil'/J.jMasapg.
sleeves of his coat did not come much
below his elbows , and the tails only
reached his waist-band.
"The Flying Sword , " exclaimed Jim ,
as the man unbuttoned his coat , put
one hand into the upper part of the
left sleeve and drew out a tin trowel ,
over three feet long , remarking :
"I still carry the tomahawk. "
"Where did he have that trowel ? "
Van managed to whisper to Jim.
"Oh , the handle was up his sleeve ,
and the tip in his pecket It is not
a trowel , you know , only a guy. Come
in and meet the boys. This well-
dressed chap is 'Diamond Kit/ that
short one is Billy the Bat ; yonder come
Duty and Missouri Kid. Oh , we're all
here for reunion but it's the first
we've had north of Lexington. That's
our pet place.
After a general handshaking the
party broke up into groups , Wilkins
and Kit reclining on the floor smoking
cigarettes.
As he could not then talk' with Wil
kins Van proceeded to satisfy his curi
osity by questioning the one known as
"Missouri Kid. "
"The Flying Sword ? Oh , he got the
name by carrying that tin trowek He
will go and ask for work , telling the
boss that he lays brick , not by the hun
dred a day but by the acre. 'If you
doubt me look at my trowel. ' The
ridiculousness of his ways usually gets
him a job , too. He is a very fair brick
layer , but of course not so good as
Diamond Kit , who is considered the
best in the United States. "
"How about our hobo stew ? " now
chimed in Wilkins' voice.
"How much can we raise ? " was
Kit's practical supplementary remark.
The sum of two dollars was collect
ed , with which Kit and Wilkins de
parted to do the marketing.
Soon after they returned with vari
ous bundles , a five-gallon tin sausage
can and an empty tobacco can for
each person present.
Van was interested , and pressed for
ward to see what was going on.
While Kit made the stew he sent
some of the boys out for empty cans.
He ordered the solder removed from
them , and that they be flattened out
and washed.
Each man had a tomato can , and a
small portion of ground coffee with
which he made his own drink , army
style , and this was drunk with con
densed milk. Slices of steak were fried
on the pieces of tin which they had flat
tened , and soon the first course was
eaten , amid much jesting and laugh
ter , for all hoboes are apt to be jovial
when certain of one full meal in a day.
After the coffee was drunk the cans
were filled up with the rich , savory
stew.
As dusk came on the men reclined
about the floor , telling their experi
ences. Van determined to try to in
fluence Wilkins into telling the truth ,
as he was interested in the man , who
seemed above his W.ows , so sat by his
side and watched him stealthily while
Jim told of his life , how he had start
ed cut from necessity , and so fallen in
love with the wild freedom that he
could cot bear to give it up.
Scarcely had he ceased when all were
surprised to hear "Wilkins the Silent"
saying :
"I was born and raised in New York
city. While yet a young man I learned
locomotive engineering , and for years
had a freight. That paid me about
one hundred and forty dollars a month ,
and I saved my money. When I was
twenty-eight I married. My wife ha.l
been one of a large family and I meant
her never to be lonesome nor unhappy.
I bought a nice house and furnished it
cosily , deeding it to her. That used
up all I had saved ; but I had a good
run , was considered one of the best
men on the road , and everything went
smoothly for a year. I was home every
second night and my wife was content
ed.
"One day I had a sudden order to
trade engines when I met a certain
train , as that engineer's wife was sick
and he wished tc return home. I never
tired of my wife and loved to be with
her , so was glad to go to her sooner
than I had expected. "
Here he paused , and here all looked
at him in surprise , particularly Jim ,
who muttered :
"By God , he is telling the truth
about his past , and I have not board
him mention it for years ! Thought he
had forgotten it. "
To this Kit responded :
"If there is anything you don't want
him to tell , go over to him. That man
Raymond has him sort of mesmerized.
I believe. "
Jim half started from his seat , but
Missouri Kid drew him back as Wilkins
continued :
"It was nearly ten o'clock when I
reached home. What a sound of
drunken revelry met my ears ! Could
it be there was no mistake ? Was that
house mine ?
"I asked a passer-by who lived
there.
" 'The blindest fool in the world/
was his reply. 'He runs an engine on
the New York Central , and his wife
raises the roof when he is away. '
"One minute later I entered. The
crowd , composed of my wife's brothers ,
sisters and cousins , quickly dispersed.
I was too much hurt to remonstrate
with her ; but she , being guilty , could
not keep quiet.
" 'You had no business marrying me
when you could not support me the
way I want to live/ she began. 'I have
mortgaged the house and the furniture ,
and I've not paid a bill in two months.
You may as well know it all now , and
not have to find it out later. I've
spent the money for suppers and good
times. I'm tired of this life ! I'm go
ing on the stage. '
"That is why I'm a hobo. "
Teacher Spell kitten. Bobby Pooh ,
I'm too big to spell kitten. Try me on
cat Truth.
NEEDED NO LAWYER.
Because Ho Sid Kot Want to Take Ad
vantage of the State.
Judge Jim Griggs was reminded of
a story by the passing of an electric
car , says the Atlanta Constitution , and
began :
"One of the funniest things that ever
happened during my connection with
the Georgia judiciary was when I was
first elected solicitor. The demands of
my position frequently put me in the
attitude of prosecuting a friend. It
was hard , but I did it An ex-sheriff of
a county in my circuit a fellow that I
had known and liked for a long while
was prosecuted for making away with
some money. It was an ugly charge.
The evidence was conclusive against
him. When I went down to court he
came staggering into my room about
two-thirds drunk. 'Jimhe said , 'these
Infernal scoundrels are trying to pro
secute me perfect outrage. I told 'em
just wait till I saw Jim Griggs , an'
we'd fix it I told 'em we'd let 'em
know who to prosecute. And we will.
Won't we , Jim ? '
"I looked at him very gravely , and
said : 'Tom , I've got a dead case against
you. I'm going to prosecute you , con
vict you and send you to the peniten
tiary. You are guilty. You got the
money , and I've got the evidence to
prove it. '
"He looked at me in perfect amaze
ment. He was dumbfounded. He said
I didn't mean it. I told him I did.
He straightened himself up and march
ed out without a word. His case was
the first one called after dinner. The
judge asked him if he had any counsel.
He said no and didn't want any. He
spoke in a half-drunken fashion. 'But/
said the judge , 'you are charged here
with a serious offense , and if you have
no money to employ a lawyer I'll ap
point one for you. ' The defendant
didn't like it He arose with difficulty.
He steadied himself against a table
and , speaking in a maudlin fashion ,
said :
" 'Yer honor.I said I don't want no
counsel , and I don't want none. I meant
what I said. I don't want hie take
no 'vantage of ze state. State ain't got
no counsel what der I want with
' "
any ?
MOST REGRETTED ACT.
T-ieutenant Commander in the Navj
Makes an Anonymous Confession.
From the Detroit Free Press : "The
most-to-be-regretted act of my life , "
says a lieutenant commander of the
navy , "was a letter I wrote to my
mother when about 17 yeasr of age. She
always addressed her letters to me as
'my dear boy. ' I felt at that time I
was a man , or very near it , and wrote
saying that her constant .addressing
me as a 'boy' made me feel dis
pleased.
"I received in reply a letter full of
reproaches and tears. Among other
things she said : 'You might grow to
be as big as Goliath , as strong as Sam
son , and as wise as Solomon ; you
might become ruler of a nation or em
peror of many nations , and the world
might revere you and fear you ; but to
your devoted mother you would always
appear , In memory , in your innocent , i
unpretentious , un-self-eonceited
, un-
pampered babyhood. In those days
when I washed and dressed and kissed
and worshiped j'ou , you were my idol.
Nowadays you are becoming part of a
gross world by contact with it , and I
can not bow down to you and worship
you ; but if there is manhood and ma
ternal love transmitted to you , you will
understand that the highest compli
ment that mother-love can pay you is
to call you 'my dear boy. ' "
Curious French Legend.
It is asserted by the Industriellei
Echo that thousands of 57-franc
pieces are split into two halves by
their French owners every year , in
the hope of "discovering" an immense
hidden treasure. This treasure , ac
cording to the legend firmly believed
in France , is an order to pay the hold-
ei 100,000 francs in silver 5-franc coins.
When Napoleon Bonaparte first set the
5-franc piece in circulation the con
servative mind of the French revolted
against the numismatic revolution ,
notwithstanding its zeal for political
revolution , and it was very difficult to
induce a Frenchman to receive or
proffer the new coin. Hence , accord
ing to the story , Napoleon gave it to
be understood that he had ordered a
check for 100,000 francs , written upon
asbestos paper , to be concealed in one
of the new silver pieces. From that
day to this nobody has objected to the
5-franc piece.
The Canning Industry.
A few years since there was not a
canning factory west of the Alleghaftr
mountains , but now they dot the prai
ries and plantations of the Mississip
pi basin and are increasing year by
year at a rapid rate. There has been a
steady increase in the demand for
canned goods. Their consumption was
enormously increased by their low
cost so low , indeed , at present that
there is no profit in the industry ,
which shares the depression common
to business in general in recent years.
In prosperous times the trade is a
vast and profitable one and is only
in the first steps of its development.
Nsr York Tribune.
Kind of Her.
It was the first night of the new
domestic's sojourn in the house and
as she had not appeared at 7:30 in the
morning her mistress went up to her
room , and , rapping on the door , said :
"Mary ! "Oh , Mary ! " "Huh ? " sleepily.
"We are all up , and it's breakfast
time. " "All right , mom ; go right
ahead an 'eat , an' don't wait for me.
I'll be down in time to do the dishes ,
mom. " Harper's Bazar.
The Mxo of It.
The court had assessed a fine of * lfl i
* n the attorney for contempt , anha | '
iihount was very nearly the slzo oi uia
pile. He put up the money in such a j
hesitating way that the court waa j
moved to compassion. I
• • If you have any regret , " said the |
judge , "for what you have done , I j
might possibly remit the fine. " |
"Your honor is very kind , replied I
the attorney with mock humility , [
handing the money to the clerk , "and i
I have some regret that I haven't a j
thousand moro ten dollar billd. ' *
Oon't Tobacco Spit and Srrnke Your Llls Awsj.
To quit tobacco oxslly and foroTor. bo mag
netic , full of life , ucrvoanu vij-or. take No-To-
Bac. the wonder-worker , that makes weak
men tronR. All drusclsts. 50c or $1. Cure
guaranteed. Booklclaiid sample free. Address
Bterllnc Remedy Co. . riilrnco or Now York.
Ju t.
The weeping relatives gathered
around the governor's chair , but that
official remained firm.
"No. " ho said to the mother. "I
may consider your boy's pardon , but it
is hotter for him that he remain for [
four or five months moro. If I were ;
to let him out now he would bo just }
in time to contract a late case of
• Sweet Marie. ' "
They saw the justice of the con
tention and withdrew.
To Colorado SprluRli and I'orhlo.
liurlington ICoutn via Inm > r.
A through Sleeping car to Colornda
Springs and Pueblo via Denver is uttnehfld
to Burlington Route daily train leaving
Ch'-ago 10:30 p. m. Ofllce. 211 Clark St.
No man is so worthless that he can
not get a good man to recommend him.
You can't afford to let anyone make
you a present of a drink of whisky (
H M Every ingredient in JjkJHB
KMjjj Hires Rootbccr is health' ' | H |
HBM giving. The blood is l H
BJan' improved , the nerves l 3
| hEsoothed , the stomachuKH
Ku | benefited by this dcliciouS'ltfjB '
Wail Quenches the thirst , tickles Vaj
H the palate ; full of snap , sparkle \9 \
Mr nnd effervescence. A temperH
Bf ance drink for everybody.
fjZitie onlr bj Tin Chuln E. Hires Co. . rhlUdilpMa.
/ package makea five ( mllont. yj
SiflO Tojtay Men.
WILL PAY SlOO FOR ANY CASE
Of Weakness In Men They Treat and
Fall to Care.
An Omaha Company places for the first
time before the public a Magical Treat
ment for the cure of Lost Vitality , Nervous
and Sexual Weakness , aDd Restoration of
Life Force in old and young men No
worn-out French remedy ; contains no
Phosphorous or other harmful drugs. It it
a Wonderful TnEATsiEXT magical in it *
effects positive in its cure. AH readers ,
who are suffering from a weakness that
blights their life , causing that mental nnd
Ehysical suffering peculiar to Lost Man-
oed , should write to the STATEMED1CAL
COMPANY , Omaha , Neb , and thev will
send you absolutely FREE , a valuable
paper on these diseases , and positive proofs
of their truly Magical Treatment. Thous
ands of men , who have lost all hope of a
cure , are being restored by them to a per
fect condition.
This Magical Treatment may be taken
at home under their directions , or thev will
pay railroad fare and hotel bills to all who
prefer to go there for treatment , if they
fail to cure. They are perfectly reliable ;
have no Free Prescriptions , Free Cure ,
Free Sample , or C. O. D. fake. They have
? 2o0,000 capital , and guarantee to cure
everv case they treat or refund every dollar ;
or their charges may be deposited in a
bank to be paid to them when a cure is
effected. Write them today
Thro' Yellowstone
Park on a Bicycle.
Among theseysers , water
falls , lakes and terrarcs of
Yellowstone Park Is where
every true wheelmanshould
s-pend his ' 27 holiday Most
delightful outiuc ima in-
i i m , able. Less expensive than
JJ i 'SSife | a week at a fashionable
lij'j.yUyW'HJ ' summer resort. Good roads
SSijffl ffiBn built by thesovernment. .
jjggyUijJ ggj | Elegant hotels. Fine fish
ing. Splendid air.
Write for booklet contain-
In ? a tnp of the Park aa
well afull information
atxitit tlip cost of the trip ,
what : ota' < ' . what the roads
art ; hi.i ! ft- .
J. Frakcis. GcnM I'aWr Acent. Burlington
Route. Omaha. ? .elx
y gn CURE Y0URSEIF !
f SgUKEBUik * Big G tor annatnral
g fin l to 5 < s jdischarges. . Inflammation ! ,
/L _ / Geanatttd u irritations or ulcerations
tKSI cat to nriztmrt. of m u c o u s membranes.
l | PrtTtnu cosucics. Painle ? * . and not istria-
ygc\\TH \ Er S CaEMHaiCo. E it or poisonous.
1pCHD3 lllTI,0.f 3 Sold by Draetiata ,
\ V r. 8. a. 7 I or 8rDt 'n ' P''n ' wrapper ,
X. Sf < ! by express , prepaid , for
* 2 V . * ? * 1.00. or 3 bottles. 12.73.
11 * . Circular seat oa request.
rOTSTTlADEMAR !
Examination and drlce as t > ! ' : < . tahl Itj of In
vention. Send for "Inventors" Gnfdr. , r lie * loCcta
. " ' . V , * . . . .
Patent. O'VARRELL < SON. .hlnstr.a. D. ( i
niTrUTC SOyears'experience.S * nil : .et < % l 'i rxiJ.
rAIt.I1 IOi vice. ( L.Lieane.late prn : . < -a-ninir-i U.j .
Pat.Offlce ) Dea.ne * Weaver. ItcGHI h JS.Vaj.ti.UO. .
' clei elThompson sEye Water.
W. N. U. OMAHA. No. 2S.-5S97.
When writing to advertisers kindly ncn-
tfoD this paper.
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