The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, May 14, 1897, Image 3

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B H A Fortune lu Hloro for Someone
H Xo chemical black ink has vol uccn
h mndo which will write black immedi-
HfifP atciy ) ! ) exposure. Thooommou black
Hfp • : ) ! : h mauc of nut ( ; i' ) U. and is by all
KpJ oddb-liie best ink ever made. Alauu-
H"f ncnpis written in this black ink 00
fcl or 8W ) yours r.goaro just as legible to-
H day aswhen Jir&t written. 'J'lic chem-
H& i ii'ni inks of the present am of too rc-
H/ ! crnl' invention 1i > determine whether
Hlr they will last , but it in quite probable
V that most of them vilibe as legible at
H' < 1ho cud o ! fifty or seventy-five years
H ; : they : tre lo-cay. There is , however ,
' * : i fortune iu store for the man who will
R. invent .s , chem.cal black ink which
Hi will write bhu.1 : at the first and re-
HL' main ho. GIob -Icntral ,
| s AIpol. the variab'e situ * in Pereus.
ffit Jkls long been a mystery , lis light re-
Kfl mains constantfor two and . - half days.
F * 3t then begins to fade , and in less lliin ;
K U four hour , diminishes lo an insifrniP-
H.1u ' cun' star , remaining : thus for about
Hip twenty miniues. wlieu it regains its'
H Hf , former brilliancy. It has long been
HIl suspected that a darl ; body revolved i
K about Algol , and which , coming be-
H Jr tween us and that star , intercepted
HlHf more or lese of ils light. j
H W& i : iclt .cl on the Crest of the Waves ,
rev * , 5'lic htixlsman , tourist or.umiinercial traveler , ]
. hjieedily begins. : iml not only begins , but con-
j. i ( lines , to feel the < ' \truin.r-of human misery s
I Hf during ( lie transit across the tempestuous !
H ! Allan tie. Hut if. with .vise prescience , he
H * has provided himself with a supply of Hos- ,
H > 1 cltci- stomach Hitters , his paiip ; are
H $ | promptly initijrated. and then cease ere the *
Hh jjood ship airain drops her anchor. This is
Hf worth Unowliiframi thousands of ouryachts-
H % > L y men. summer voyagers , tourists and busi-
> 5 ' ncss men do know it.
F Qk IIu lias ( ( ct'ii liomtr It.
ft T < y * "You must make allowance for
M ; ' George , " said Mrs. Gargoyle , plead-
H ? ing with her husband to overlook his
Hr son's extravagance.
K "I " "and
do , replied Mu Gargoyle ,
l. I think an allowance- $1,000 a year
' is amply sufficient'1Detroit Free
- Tress.
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H , Itl s a Very Chtnp Trip.
j Chicago to Nashville via Big Four Route
l' to Louisville and u stop at .Mammoth Cave.
H , For full particulars address J. C Tucker.
K' G. H. A. , or H. AV' . Sparks , T. P. A. , Big
HL Four Route. : > 34 , Clark St. , Chicago.
fe Silly Mi es of So' .i 1 * roi.
Hp A railway which tin Germans have
* ' \ built in Asia Minor , extending from
'
B' Ismid , a harbor about sixty miles east
B. * of Constantinople east by south tel
l\ Angora , has as little wood in it per-
Hi ' haps as any in the world. Xot only
| | x the rails and bridges , but the ties and
V telegraph poles are of iron.
v No-To-Hac for Fifty Cents.
f Guaranteed tobacco habit cure , sialicsweak
K cccu strong , blood pure. 60c , 81- All druggists.
B" Ilocvu't Have to Itavc.
T \ Marie -Tve got no use for that
H > young Caddcrleigh. "
% lelle • • He1s got no use for him-
H mt se' .f. He's rich. "
H : 'Tfe , Kceman'K Camphor Hen ivith Glyrei-ine. i
H w Curt-s Chapped Hands and Knee. Tender oi Sort-Fret ,
H jt. Chilblain > , rile ? , Arc. C. G. ClarU Co. . New Haven. Ct
B\ The ITluslt Antelope.
. The musk antelope can send forth
H ' gucIi a powerful odur oi musk that
HL. even at the distance of 100 yards ho
% can smother his enemy to death.
H % <
. . A milkman is the custodian of as
B many family secrets as a doctor.
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K1 / children from the ef-\
H 4 / fcct > of hereditary \ W \ V \
K / scrofula. iy thud \ 9&W3M&Mik \ \
Hk- / child was danperoit.sy ; ] af-1 Fg a > . \
V/ / fected witli scrofula. lie \ \
| kv / was unable t > walk , his left \ j = 0 \ \
2/ / foot being covered with run-\ Jg Sj &i / \ \
H' / ni" " sores. I'liysiciansliav-l JlllllP P Sffl > Sr
Kf / ing failed to reii'vetheolliersi
Hk / of my family. T decided to try \ / | | | | plgsggj
H HVi' / Ayer's Sarsaparilla. I ara\ J P \ b
% / plaassd to say th" trial was sue-\ / /Y \ . | '
H | ' / cessful. and my boy wa- > restored \ I f \ ! ' )
H' ' / to health. I am confident that my \ L' . 1
S / child would have died had he notV , A \ V I I
% I ' . " ' . . M.\ I ]
/ used Ayer's Sarsaparilla. .1 as. | \ ' \
| | I DrEaiintomillp , Ivy. , Aug. 5,1805. I / V \
Hi WOSI5TY WORDS Jm "y "
i Ayer's Sarsaparilla. H
K' SIOO Tojny Man.
HK WILL PAY SIOO FOR ANY CASE
Hk Of Weakness In alen They Treat and
Hp\ Fail to Cure.
| k ' An Omaha Company places for the first
B time before the public a Magical Tkizat-
B , siext for the cure of Lost Vitality , Nervous
K\ and. Sexual Weakness , aud Restoration of
K' > Life Force in old and young men. No
H -worn-out French remedy : contains nor
r/\ Phosphorous or other harmful drugs. It is
L 'Ig \ a WoNiinitFUi. Tkeat.mext magical in its
H f l effects positive in its cure. All readers.
n -who are suffering from a weakness that
| E blights their life , causing that mental and
Wl physical suffering peculiar to Lost Manhood -
\ \ hood , should write to the STATE MEDICAL
B k COMPANY , Omaha , Neb. , and they will
H " • ' send you absolutely FREE , a valuable
B &A paper on these diseases , and positive proofs
H JF\ * of their truly Magical Treatment. Tlious-
ands of men , who have lost all hope of a
B cure , are being restored by them to a per-
L feet condition.
t. This Magicai. Tueatmext maj' be taken
Hn at home under their directions , or they will
V ' pay railroad fore and hotel bills to all who
g prefer to go there for treatment , if they
H' fail fo cure. They are jierfectly reliable :
W , have no Free Prescriptions , Free Cure ,
Hr- > Free Sample , or C. O. D. fake. They have
HJb' 8250,000 capital , and guarantee to cure
K\t' evervcaso they treat or refund every dollar :
Hf Y or their charges mav be dej > osited in a
K bank to bo paid to tliem when a cure is
B effected. "Write tli i today.
1T ? Koll7@Sc for'common np Jo 32a
BTnTfT JDb 13c when sweet and wrapped ; dalrr
k. Vi J3 < * 15c ; cbbb. frcsh , Sc ; liens. 7c ; yuunj ; roosters. i
Mi\ . r ; turkeys. 9c ; sprinc chickenc. ltht 'Ti > . 0cper
K , ; vealcbolcc,8chIdcgXo.I.7JXo.2,6H ? . "Write I I
V for tajs and prices. ioiiTrrnvif-CoimiiIf. Um.Mer- :
V7 cbsnt. Established 1S70. llth and Howard SU-
H omatit , Keb. j
Chance for Another Itiiib.
Another strip of Indian lands , the
northern part of the Colville reservation -
tion , will probably betljrown open to
settlement next fall. Government
surveyors completed their survey of
the strip about a weeicago. The res
ervation is hounded on the north by
the British Columbia boundary line ,
on the west by the Okanouga rivor-
and on the south and cast by the
Columbia river. The portion to bo
thrown open for settlement cxtend.i
the whole width of the reservatioDr
and from the British Columbia bouc
dary to about thirty-six miles south
It has an approximate area of 2,500
square miles. There are a few In
diaus on the strip , who will receive
each 1G0 acres before the land is
thrown open to the whites.
The Irol I curing Letter.
My lKAn Sin- Your letter , atklnz my im-
I > re * > sioiiK as a physician , of the I thick Hills
country as a health resort is before nie.
1 made a personal investigation of the Hot.
HpriiiKS in i outh Dakota , and believe they
are of great , value to invalids. Water , free
litmi organic compounds or chemical im
purities , and a delightfully pure , dry atmos
phere with plenty of sunshine , are essential
fur the repair of diseased tissues , and suck ,
conditions obtain at Hot Springs , S. I ) . Hut f
am specially interested in the study anu
1 real went of nervous disea-.es , and it was fo
tlie purpose of Informing myself of the bene
iiclal effects to be derived to that class o' '
"sull'ernig humanity" that 1 directed my in
vestigations. Tor such ailments 1 find th&
atmospheric conditions especially commend
able , being light and whollv free from tliali
humidity so prevalent in this and lower
altitudes. The clear , pure springs are con
stantly issuing out of the rocks at a temper ,
alure about ecjual to the normal body heat
and potent in therapeutic properties that are
very superior in benefitting nervous atl'ec
tlons.
The high altitude provides a pure , dry ait
not possible iu other health resorts , however
artificially beaut Hied. To the pleasure seeker ,
who is desirous of rest and recuperation frotc
1 he daily duties of routine business or pro'
fessional life , there is no belter locality *
Hotels are inviting and moderate in rates
while a tramp over tlie hills , or ride in tin'
stage coach , or on horse-back- the numer
ous resorts is inexpensive , and he who visit *
Niagara Kails to view its majesty may see a
grander work of nature in tlie great Wind
Cave of Hot Springs , S. I > .
DID YOU KKAD IT ?
If .you wish to know the name of the
prominent Omaha x > h3'sician that wrote
the letter , 1 will tell you. and at same
time mail you a map and time card
showing that the "North-Western Line " '
is the most dirict to these springs.
.1. It. Buciiana * ,
G. P. A. , F. E. & M. V. R. R. ,
Omaha , Xcb.
Where Peat Finds Many Unc * .
Dr. Leo Pribyl says that the Ger
mans and Swedes are utilizing their
peat bogs in the manufacture of naph
tha , tar , solar oil. paraiiine. acetic
acid and gas , and the peat yields an
elastic fiber which , freed from dust ,
is employed for weaving into carpets.
Good peat also furnishes v. cellulose
which is valuable to papermakers.
Besides serving as a wholsome litter for
live stock , it is also used to preserve
perishable goods. Jleat and fish are
now packed in peat litter for trans
port between Trieste and Copenhagen.
Sirs. "Wiiiklovr'R Soothliic Sjrup
For ohildrrntePtliiiifT.sottenK the BUins.reflnee''inflam
mation , allajs jiaiii. cures wind colic. 5centsuuottlc.
From Germany we get the custom of
celebrating gold and silver weddings.
To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. 10c or 25c
If C. C. C. fail to cure , druggists refund monev.
Xo woman ever lacks self-confidence
when she is arguing about religion.
j How * Mr. TruHJnger Cured Dyspepsia.
, Fakbagit , Iowa. April 8.1S07.
, Geutlemen- Twenty years ago I had some
, trouble with my stomach. As I grew older
the trouble became worse , and for the last
' few years 1 have not been able to work the
greater part of the time. I have taken
treatment from several doctors , some of
specialists , but without benefit. Last winter
1 the pain in my stomach became so intense
1 thnt I had to resort to opiates for relief.
! For six weeks I was not able to leave my
j bed. My stomach would not retain food.
it being so weak. Morphine and laudanum
i were the only medicines thnt gave me au3 *
i relief , and that only a little while at a
] time. My brother , seeiug your advertise-
1 ment in au Omaha paper , ordered a paek-
• age of Dr. Kay's Renovator , which I began
taking. After the first dose I quit taking
morphiue. and I have not had any pain in
• my stomach since. My appetite is good and
Ieatanythiug.and now leellikeanewmau.
1 can cheeriully recommend Dr. Kay's
.Renovator to all who are suffering with
stomach trouble. Gratefully yours ,
H. B. Tkollixgek.
[ An extensive poultry breeder. ]
The above is a sample of thousands of
letters received , telling of wonderful cures
by Dr. Kay's Reuovator. It is the best
blood purifier and alterative known. Di.
Kay's Home Treatment and Valuable
Recipes , a new OS-page book , worth 'i.IK ) to
anj' one , sent free for 2 stamps to pay post
age , bv Dr. B. J. Kav Medical Co. . Omaha.
tsV n CURE YOURSELF !
\f yOUKES\ I Vc big C for unnatural i
, 7 /In 1 to5d y . \ I dischargee , inflammations ,
f f-f Ou r nt d u irritations or ulcerations
f P-Ml • ' c tmstore. of raucous membranes.
l jPrtTtnu contagion. 1'aiuleBS. and not aBtrin-
| \\THEEim \ S ChEMICAlCo. sent or poisonous ,
V AcNCINNJlTl,0.r ! " j Sold by DraccistK ,
VV V U.S. A. y per sent in plain wrapper ,
JSS\ fcy cxprcfu" . prepaid , for
* < 3 * ' /o\ ] fl-1-3 bottles 12.75.
V j P • * Circular tent on request.
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FOE BOYS AND GIRLS.
SCYIE COOD STORISS FOR OUR
JUNIOR READERS.
\To Are Seven , Iaiy' Cautery , a Story
for .Juniors Queer l.ittte Slngluir
Squirrels Found iu tbe New Xlamp-
s'jlre V/llUs.
TVc > Are'Seven.
fi jg SIMPLE child ,
Ml fiP l That lightly
\m\/7 \ \ n draws i t a
'Jf li breath ,
. Vl > J5T fAnd \ feels its life in
$ ? firi&&k a every , imb'
/MCjirVJ * & What should , it
trlV * * fci know of death ?
VU ipy I met a little cot-
JB tage girl :
4 h ' She was eight
< J years old , she
said ;
Her hair was thick
with many a curl
That clustered round her head.
She had a rustic , woodland air ,
And she was wildly clad :
Her eyes were fair , and very fair ,
Her beauty made me glad.
"Sisters and brothers , little maid ,
How many may you be ? "
"How many ? Seven in all. " she said ,
And wondering looked at me.
"And who are they ? I pray you , tell. "
She answered , " 'Seven are we ;
And two of us at Conway dwell ,
And two are gone to sea.
"Two of us in the churchyard lie ,
My sister and my brother ;
And. in the churchyard cottage. I
Dwell near them with my mother. "
"You say that two at Conway dwell ,
And two are gone to sea.
Yet ye are seVen ! I pray you tell ,
Sweet maid , how this may be. "
Then did the little maid reply ,
"Seven boys and girls are we ;
Two of us in the churchyard lie ,
Beneath the churchyard tree. "
"You run about , my little maid ,
Your limbs they are alive ;
If two are in the churchyard laid ,
Then ye are only five. "
"Their graves are graen , they may be
seen. "
The little maid replied ,
"Twelve steps or more from my moth
er's door.
And they are side by side.
"My stockings there I often knit ,
My kerchief there I hem ;
And there upon the ground I sit ,
And sing a song to them.
"And often after sunset , sir ,
When it is light and fair ,
I take my little porringer ,
And eat my supper there.
"The first that died was sister Jane :
In bed she moaning lay ,
Till God released her from her pain ;
And then she went away.
"So in the churchyard she was laid ;
And. when the grass was dry ,
Together round her grave we played ,
My brother John and I.
"And when the ground was white with
snow ,
And I could run and slide.
My brother John was forced to go ,
And he lies by her side. "
"How many are you , then ? " said I ,
"If they two are in heaven ? "
Quick was the little maid's reply ,
"O master ! we are seven. "
"But they are dead ; those two are
dead :
Their spirits are in heaven ! "
'Twas throwing words away ; for still
The little maid would have her will ,
And said , "Nay , we are seven ! "
Daisy's Canary.
His name was Goldy. Daisy called
him so because he was all over bright
gold. He was not bought in any shop ,
or brought into the house by any one.
He was just hatched out of a pretty lit
tle egg , on which Aunt Bertha's can
ary had been sitting ever so long.
There were other eggs in the nest , and
little birds came out of them. But Goldy
was the first , and Daisy was standing
on a chair looking into the cage when
his little beak came through the shell.
So Aunt Dora said he should be hers.
When he was old enough to feed him
self , he was hung in Daisy's room , such
a shining ball of golden fluff , with such
cunning ways you never saw. Daisy
was delighted. Sine took the best care
of him , filled his seed-cup regularly ,
kept fresh water in his cage , saw that
he had cuttle-fish and lump sugar , and
played her little music box to him ev
ery day. Under such care Goldy pros
pered and grew to be a very fine singer.
It was warm summer weather when
Daisy's father and mother decided to
take a trip to Europe. Of course , they
did not mean to leave their little girl
behind , and Daisy waa delighted , until
she heard that she could not take
Goldy with her. Then she was so sad
that papa and mamma scarcely knew
what to do with their little girl. She
went and sat down beside Goldy's cage ,
• which she had just put upon a table ,
leaned ther head against the bars , and
began to cry. Goldy , of course , had no
idea what all this meant ; probably he
thought it was some new play , so he
hopped along his perch and put his
beak through the bars , and pulled out
one of Daisy's hairs.
That made her laugh , and then her
mamma told her that Nurse White ,
who was one of the most careful old
ladies any one ever knew , had prom
ised to take Goldy home with her and
keep him until they returned. "If
your Aunt Dona can let her care for
her new baby , I am sure you can feel j
safe about Goldy , " mamma said. Poor j
Daisy was not quite sure , but it was the i
best thing that could be done , and so
it was arranged. Mrs. White took |
Goldy to her home , which was only in j
the next street , so that he could see \
his own house whenever he was hung \
out of the back window. :
Of the voyage I shall only say that it 1
was very pleasant. While abroad ' •
Daisy saw many interesting things : i
All went well , and at last they returned [
in good health and spirits , and started ,
for home in a carriage. Of course , they j
were poing to rtop for Goldy. Daisy |
was all impatience. She was out of the '
*
vehicle as soon as it reached Mrs
White ' s. The old nurse opened the
door herself. "Hun upstairs , my dear , *
she said. "It's tfco first room you come
to. " But ehe caught Mrs. Hunter by
the arm , and whispered , "Wait a min
ute ; I have something to say ; Boae-
thing to tell you. "
There was a long talk In the hall ,
which ended by Mrs. White saying , "I
don't think she'll know tlie difference. "
and Mrs. Hunter answering , " 1 am sure
she will. "
When at last they went upstairs
Daisy was standing quite still in the
middle of the room , looking at a cage
in which hopped and fluttered a golden
canary bird.
Mrs. Hunter looked at Mrs. White ,
and s/hook / her head. As she did so
Daisy turned around and said solemn
ly , "Mrs. White , did you think I could
believe that was my Goldy ? "
"Well , my dear , " said the old nurse ,
"I did hope you would not know the
difference. "
"Was it the cat ? " asked Daisy. Then
she went to her mother and put her
arms about her waist and hid her face
on her bosom , and so sheltered lis
tened for the reply.
"No , dear , it was not the cat. I
don't keep one. The way it happened
was this : I just opened the cage door
to fill the bath , and while I was pour
ing the -water out he came. He used
to come out often and perch on the
chair backs , and I did not know that
tfce window in the next room was open.
My cousin had opned it when she
made the bed. Goidy flew into the
room , but that he often did. I went
after him in a minute , but he was gone.
I had all the boys in the street after
him , but it was of no use. Well , dear , "
she went on after a pause , "what could
I do but buy you another ? He is just
the same color , and a lovely singer.
After a while you may come to love
him just as well. I did not think you
would know the difference. "
"Mrs. White , " said Daisy , "if Aunt
Dora's baby had got away , would you
have bought her a new one ? If you
had , would you have supposed she
wouldn't know ? "
"Why , what a question ! " said the old
nurse. "Birds and babies are very dif
ferent things , child. ' '
"Well , I can't put any other bird in
Goldy's place , " said Daisy , rising to
her feet. Please , may we go home now ,
mamma ? "
"Ah ! but you will take the bird I
bought for you , won't you ? " asked Mrs.
White.
"Please excuse me , " said Daisy.
"Give him to some other little girl
who never knew Goldy and does not
know what a bird can be. "
But what was Daisy's delight when ,
on reaching home , she found Goldy in
his cage and his song trilling through
the house !
When he escaped from Nurse White 's
he had flown to Daisy's home and been
caught by Jane and Sarah.
"I think I am the happiest little girl
in the world just now , " Daisy said.
New York Ledger.
A Singing ; Squirrel.
From the New York Sun : "You have
heard of singing mice , no doubt. " said
J. K. Sanford , formerly of Dover. N.
H. "Not long ago I read several in
teresting accounts of them in The Sun.
I have never heard a singing mouse ,
but I heard a singing squirrel. It was
several years ago that , while gunning
one day in tne woods near Dover , N.
IJ. . my attention was drawn to what
seemed the singing of a bird some
where among the branches at a little
distance away. The note was so pe
culiar that I turned my steps toward
the sound to see what species of bird
was making it. It was some time be
fore I could trace the note to its source.
Then I found out that it came from a
red squirrel , sitting upright on a bough ,
singing away as if in love with his own
melody. At sight of me he stopped ,
but as 1 remained perfectly still he
presently piped up again.
"As to the quality of his melody , I
should compare it to the single note
of a canary unusually prolonged , with
no variations except in rising or fall
ing and increase or decrease of vol
ume. It may have been a call to a
mate ; it certainly had nothing in it
of the scolding character associated
with the cluttering of the northern red
squirrel. There was no movement of
the throat that I could discover in the
production of the sound. From time
to time he would stop his singing , and
presently , after three or four minutes ,
would start up again ; always in the
beginning with a low note which increased -
creased in volume until shortly before
the next pause. I remained on the
spot a half hour listening , and went
awaj leaving the squirrel singing away
with \igorous a note as ever.
210 Siiako Killed in a I'otter's Field.
Atlanta , Ga. . special : * In the last
days of the war Oakland Cemetery was i
laid out in the southeastern part of the j
city and one portion of it was set apart \
aa pauper ' s burying ground. A few i
days ago the sexton took a notion to \
clean up the pauper lots and with a j
force of hands began the work. It was j
a warm and sunny day. and the work j
had not proceeded far before one of I
the hands spied a large black snake. \
The reptile was soon despatched , but ;
in a few minutes another was discovered - \
ered , and then the hands stopped cutting - :
ting briar ? and brush and started snake [
killing. Among the crumbling mounds :
they found all kinds of snakes , moccasins - :
sins , coach whips , black snakes , and =
garter snakes , and under a brush hear :
they round roiled and in fighting atti
tude one large rattlesnake. When the
! t.rch was concluded the cemetery
hands collected the serpents.and count
ed 210 all told.
A nail-making machine produces a ;
man ; nails in a given time as were
formerly made by one thousand men.
rmwiwrnwuiuMi urinnmiH i n * - ilium 'TnnriBirrnaiTmnin
Tim ItP ' Hani Iiuj-'n Work.
Kvery head of clover consists of
sixty fiowor tubes , each of which con
tain an infinitesimal quantity of t > U ar.
Hoes will often visit in different
heads of clover before rctirinir t > the
hive , and in order to obtain the sugar '
necessary for a lou , l mibt. therefore |
thrust their tong-ue-t iuto about G.OOJ
different flowory. A bee will make
twenty trips a day. when the clover
patch is convenient to the hive , and .
thus will draw the uigar from 12 J. - }
OJO different flowers in the course ol ;
a single day's work. Men think they | !
have hard work to make a living , j
but their employment , however |
arduous , is an easy and pleasant ,
task coin pared to that of a working j
bee. St-Louis Globe-Democrat. ji j j
i i
Hall's Catarrh Cnro j
Is taken internally. Price , 75c. | |
i
A Man Willi an Oirl'pt Vision. j J
Branford , Conn. , has a curiosity in
the person of a man who can see like j 1
an owl. in the daytime his vision is j I
poor , but in the nijrlit he lias no '
difficulty in distinguishing objects. I
It is said that prior to his birth his
mother became frightened of an owL
Don'l Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Lite Away.
To quit tobacco easily ami forever , be maj-
netic , full of life , nerve . * itnl vigor , t like Xo-To-
Uac , tlie wonder-worker , that makes weak I
men strong. All druggists f.Or or 51. Cure j
guaranteed. Itookletand sample free. Address \
Sterling lteiuedy Co. , Chicago or New York.
\ niisiindcrstaiicilii : ; . ,
Cumso ( after his return from the j
parlor ) Lou. what made you say i ,
Cere was a gentleman and his little i
bon in the pavlor ?
Miss Cumso The maid said there
little bill , and >
was a man there with a
1 thought she meant a boy named j
William. Epoch. '
Drunk for Twenty Years.
A correspondent writes : "I was drunken
on and oil' for over twenty years , drunk
when I bad money , sober when I had none.
Many dear friends I lost , and numbers
gave me good advice to no purpose ; but ,
thank God , an angel hand eame at ln t in
the form of my poor wife , who adniidis-
tered your marvellous remedy , "Anti-Jag , "
to meWithout my knowledge or consent.
I am now saved and completely trans
formed from a worthless fellow to a sober .
and respected citizen. " j
If "Anti-Jag " eannot be had at your
druggist , it will be mailed in plain wrapper |
with full directions how to give secretly , | l
on receipt of One Dollar , bv the Reuova
Chemical Co. . ( JO Broadway. New York , or
they will gladly mail full particulars free
to you.
Miss JTeldn Hay. daughter of Col.
John Hay. ambassador of the United
States to the Court of St. James , will
contribute to the May Century a sonnet
entitled "Daj-s to Come. " Gen. Horace
Porter , the new ambassador to France ,
will continue his "Campaigning With
Grant. " his special topics being Grant's
equanimit\T and his treatment of his
generals , together with a minute ac
count of Grant's experiences in the
field at tlie time of the explosion of the ,
Petersburg mine. | 1
PILES COKED , fiie.
Trial box of Pile-Balm. Cdkks itcbing , blind
and bleeding Piles. Write today , with stamp
Dr. H. Whittier , 10 W. 9tb St. . Kansas City , iMo.
lie who tries to show himself deep ,
proves himself shallow.
TO CUKE A COI.H TN ONE DAY.
Take Laxative Brome Quinine Tablets. AH
Druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. ir u
Tobolsk , Ilussia. is tlie oldest in
habited place in the w orld.
© % ffe THESE FIGURES ARE YEARS , YEARS IN WHICH , IN i C © H
© B V SINGLE INSTANCES , PAINS AND ACHES * 2 *
| Rheumatic , Neuralgic , Sciatic , Lumbagic , ! I
S , _ I HAVE RAVAGED THE HUMAN FRAME ST. JACOBS | _ - . 2 H
< B5ofo ! OIL CURED THEM NO BOAST : THEY ARE < SB a 'H
g d > V j SOLID FACTS HELD IN PROOF. * © M
| REASONS FOR USir.i * I
I Walter Baker & Co. 's 1 I
Breakfast Cocoa. ! I
l- Because it is absolutely pure. I M
2. Because it is not made by the so-caiied Dutcn Process in J M
t which chemicals are used. * M
5. Because beans of the finest qualitv are used. Z M
4. Because it is made by a method which preserves unimpaired % M
the exquisite natural flavor and odor of the beans. * M
5. Because it is tlie most economical , costing less ti-an < > ne cr. .t * |
a cup. v M
Be sure that you get the Renuine article made by WaLTEP o H
\ iSSsiS'g feZ' ' BAKER & CO. Ltd. , Dorchester , .Mass. Established 17h6. t j l
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Miss ltostonnoIIo'i ' i > Mr Vul * I jjl
can not love you. Tlci.ctaH to bo 91
nothing in eotutmm IxMu.m II
Mr. Yale ( of lhfoot'.1.1 toami- II
Von fo-ijv- that w < s : . - ' < th Muo jl
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A THOUGHT j I
1 THAT KILLED J
: A MAW ! \ I
5 TIE thought that ho could trifle \ 1
$ A1 with disease. He was run I
| down in health , felt tired and . I
* worn out. complained of dizzi- ? I
j ness , biliousness , backaches I
s and headaches. His liver and I
% kidneys were out of order , jj I
5 ; He thought to jret well by c I
* dosing himself with cheap I
j remedies. And then came i I
* the ending. He fell a victim < I
% to Bright's disease ! The ? :
5 money he ought to have invested - ? . I
vested in a safe , reliable , I
* remedy went for a tombstone. ; I
3 is the only standard remedy <
5 in the world for kidney and ? I
* liver complaints , it is the I
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only remedy which physicians JJ * I
% universally prescribe , it is \ I
the only remedy that is backj j ' "
f ed by the testimony of thouf f > % I
e sands whom it has relieved
% and cured. , '
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5 THAT CAW TAKE ETS PLACE I
Fun Vrr
< g5 ? ZIigp an k lth. making
( J3rr t uSftgy are included in the I
\iW making of HIRES , '
xkHffl Rootbcer. The prepa- JM
\$2r rat'on of t "s great tent- ,
ijpSj. perancc drink is an event
ft 'IS ) ofimp ° ' 'tanccinaini lou 'fl
'Rrraff well regulated homes. S
JrMjl Rootbeer I
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Wn 'litis Illv'g ° rat K' nppetu- B
[ ft * ' ' ' 11 $ ing , satisfying. Put H |
AS , ' Jj7l some up to-day and B
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tM ; , iTfl Made onlv by The
l.tSR 'in charlcs Eirc * Co-
i liilnll Philadelphia. A park- M
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tlwwlrJin M : , Se nakcs 5 gallons M
n $ ! S Sold evervwhere- M
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7h3nipsQn ? Eye Water. I
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lonj-tlistar.ff ' " * • / ruvri. , j. M
Christian I
Endeavorers ! I
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me your zizzn.iii
addresbtnd I • wili aiail vjb , H
as soon at y-r w-d irum H
the printers , a hor.X-zl t par- H
rnc lull ir.fonnatoji j.bo-at H
the special ra * - . ; tu(2 train H
f-ervic- Caltiorriia. elf red. H
by the BurlmijT./n R-jate , H
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ z * 1J ! " tun * ' of the Cans'H
' . . ' . V' , iir.iBl l tian Endeavor Convention H
i jMMI | lin | Cisco i.ext July. H
' l The booklet-nnli H
• en gut-
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i iigaSMgat connectionnil " H
connection \ : the > 7
Convention the cost o : t-ie H
trip how to make it SiOSt H
cheaply and cosniorta.biy H
what tliere is to see en H
route why yon v.ill and j |
it to your advantage to H
ask for tickets via the H
, Bnrlinston Ronte. H
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' J. FRANCIS , General P.istenEer Acent , | H
Omaha. Keb H
DPHPQY NEW DISCOVERY ; rM H
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llitent. " O-KAiritELL i s > \ V r . -4 I c H
fli UUKLS WHtRfcAlt EUJEfAILS. Q H
bgd Best Couch Syrup. Tate > Ow. . Zil fg f M
C3 in time. Sold br druirsist- f f H