The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, April 09, 1897, Image 3

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    ; \ . A NATIONAL' UNIVERSITY.
V 1 H An Inmltlon f" liloft Washington
p , Loft Mouoy and Felecrod it
Vn&v The idea of founding a great mvi-
W EP tk vcrsity at the neat of government ol
Mt ic United States is as old as-the con-
_ _ _ _ P&1 v lititutiotL The subject was considered
Epl \ by t1lf ) makers of that instrument , and
_ _ _ _
Hk t • it may fairly bo inferred from the de-
Rl bates that it was dropped only bo-
_ _ _ HPw' ! cause , under the clause relating to
| Hi IrL the District of Columbia , congress
_ _ _ _
_ R.f had ample power to found a univcrs-
Bl l . Washington took such interest
< -v ity.
_ _ _ _ _ fv
W M-iWi * n th ° project that he bequeathed to
K ( Ef the nation in aid of it a sum which at
_ _ _ _
HH that time seemed munificent , and
H ilk which would have insured its succcss-
P 'fJ fill foundation had the fund been seAl -
Al curcly and profitably invested.
3t is fiai tna nc ee"
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ : sul cvcn
lectcd the banks of the
RjjT on
_ _ _ _
Potomac site for the institution
Hffi as a
_ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ KS _ K. a hill which was afterward occupied
i l K wn * * y ' ° ° nuva observatory , says
i i HBi i\ Professor Simon Ncwcomb in the
B North American Review. Presidents
H jy have formally recommended the
B and and states-
_ _ _ _ r\ measure , philosophers
have shown its . Yet
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ F _ _ > men expediency.
Bi ave have entered upon the second
H of national existence
pU century our
_ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ vp | without its having advanced beyond
_ _ _ Hi _ A. the preliminary stage of a bill before
* ! congress. A national university at
_ _ _ r _ _ f
B v , Washington seems to mo one of the
v
L af- \ most pressing of our public needs ,
K'JI and one which would long since have
W been supplied had not strong reasons
BL < Cr/ ' ' in favor of been
_ _ _ / doing so very genciv
E rH overlooked.
_ _ _ _ _ , O-Ny
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ FVv I Scenery ; ti e7irlnjr Sea.
L > "Sailing southeasterly -along the
_ _ _ _ pjV ,
T y * shore of that haunt of the walrus
_ _ _ _ _
B > * and polar bear St. Matthew's island
B f. in thcUehring sea , " aai'l a navigator
_ _ _ Kfv. ) of these waters , "one npressod by
§ lno mingling of the \ \ and the
_ _ _ Ti/ groiq
HjfF terrible in the character of the
_ _ _
Hs.4- scendry. The northwest point 6l the
_ _ _ -
_ _ Hf / island is split up into a collection of
L , largo rocks of most fantastic shapes.
Hb > Houses , spires , cathedrals and iigures
Bu of men and beasts are some of the
_ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ H > forms assumed by those volcanic frag-
B ments , which , risiag above the white ,
foam of the that breaks
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ k seething sea
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E IP against their base give a weird aspect
_ _ _ Ef\ to the grim and desolate region. One
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ K \ rock resembling a large saddle sug-
b gestcd to me the thought that some
antediluvian in his time
U giant might
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H Bl astr : ddled it , and perhaps fished for
QV reptilians over the beetling cliffs
• i -which it surmounts. " New York Sun ,
uk an expression
V bK' ' from the Rev. Charles TV. Savidge , the
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ BK , Famous Preacher , Author of "Shots
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ HL From the Pulpit , " and Other
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ P _ _ _ r Books ; Also Founder of the
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 4 _ _ k People's Church , Omaha.
E5i Omaha , Neb. , March 15 , 1S97. I take
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ * _
Elcasure in commending Dr. B. J. Kay and
_ _ _ is "work. Dr. Kay is well known in this
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ " >
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ * and many other states in the union. I be-
flt lieve him to be an honest and honorable
HB man. one thoroughly worthy of the confi-
K denco of the people. Those sending-money
K to Dr. Kay may rest assured that they will
K receive tbe medicine ordered. He is a proM -
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
M fessed christian , and I believe a true one.
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Rk He has been justly noted for his philan-
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 1 _ * * thropic and christinn work. His gifts at
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ & \ different times through his life have been
B'i ' < V v almost princely. I have good reason to
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ R _ believe that the Dr. Kay's Renovator and
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ f _ M | Dr. Kay's Lung Balm , which he makes and
% { sells , are valuable to those who need them ,
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Hgfl as I have seen them used with excellent re-
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
nL\ suits. Mr. George W. Hervey. editor of
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ \ "
_ _ _ _ | ? $ -n the Omaha Weekly "World-Herald , and
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . quite a number of other Omaha people
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ! have been cured by these great remedies.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Pr : I write this testimonial because I actually
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 1P& : believe that it is deserved.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ & ' Sincerelv , "
Charles "W. .
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ n Pastor People's Savidge.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ * ' Church , Omaha , Neb.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ K\ Free pamphlets will be sent by writing
_ _ _ B \ to Dr. B. J. Kay Medical Co. , Omaha , Neb.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ft A Chicago man , now deceased , put his
RR } lantern into an oil tank at a street railway
> fj ' power house the other night to see if the
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
BM | supply -was running low or not.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Ri Smoking aieat Without Fire.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ > ) It may sound absurd to make a state- "
Hpf merit about "smoking meat without a fire ,
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
"
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ $ > > f ° r it is a well known saying that "where '
Ktf there is smoke there must be fire. ' The
_ _ _ /
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ? * advance of science , however , has made
B * ' this idea obsolete , and today with the use
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ of Krausers' Liquid Extract of Smoke it is
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ possible to quickly , economically and suc-
HK cessfully smoke meat without a fire. This
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | M liquid extract is made by distilling the
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ L&\ smoke from hickory wood and is absolute-
H / ly harmless. In fact , meat smoked by this
method has a genuine smoke flavor , re-
HF mains moist and soft , and is not infested
BK with insects. Every objection of the old
Hb y method is overcome , every trouble ended
HL a ° d the unsightly and dangerous smoke
house is a thing of the past. Krausers'
Bffc- Liquid Extract of Smoke long ago passed
JX \ j the ago of experiment , and thousands are
H f i using it ted a j- with profit and satisfaction.
HAt By writing E. Krauser & Bro. . Milton. Fa. , <
KpP \ those who are interested can secure free of
H&X charge instructive ] ) rinted matter about'
IPfc methods of curing and smoking all kinds
KefV\ cf meats.
HgL ] v Beer is not any worse for your liver than
| k9 worry.
MMjk Beware of * Ointments for Catarrh That
" " "Hrl\ | Contain Mercury
17 as mercury will surely destroy the sense
BSmr of smell and completely derange the whole
* * * *
H9r system when entering it through the mu-
" I HKV cous surfaces , fcucli articles should never
HVy be u cd except on prescriptions from rep-
" I IKAr utable physicians , : i = the damage they
m < nl will do ib ten fold to the seed you can
' " Kftffc" possibly derive from them. Hall's Catarrli
| H * # Cure , manufactured by F. J. Cheney &
" " Co. , Toledo , O. , contains no mercury , and
B is taken internally , acting directly upon
| - wV\ the blood and mucous surfaces of the sys-
| .fK\ tern. In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure be
mmw sure you set the genuine. It is taken ln-
Mt tcmally and made in Toledo , O. , by F. J.
" O Chcnev & Co. Testimonials free.
FV Sold Dy all Drugirists. price 75c per bottle.
HK \ Hall's Family Fills are the best.
REW' People think you are as silly as you think
KF they are.
g Doubles the Pleasure of a Drive.
| f A fine carriage doubles the pleasure
\ of driving. . Intending buyers of car-
A\ riages or harness can save dollars bye
o sending for the large , free catalogue
V of the Elkhart Carriage and Harness
H Mfg. Co. , Elkhart , Ind.
PL A woman does hate to admit that her
Hu husband is as sickly as she is.
KV1 Don't TO&acco Spit and ! sn.oVe Tonr IiTe An ay.
HT * . To quit tobacco easily and forever , be mag-
Hl. r jictic. full or life , nerve and vigor , take NoTo-
* *
KI , * Bac , tbe wonder-worker , that makes weak men
1 - strong , All druggists , 50c or 81. CureBuaran-
| H > teed. Booklet and sample free. Address
M Sterlinc Remedy Co. , Chicago or New York.
Hf The reason that Corbett lost the Carson
f fight was on account of having Fitz ( fits ) in
Hl the ring. .
HV TO CUKE A COL ! ? IN ONE DAY.
_ Bf Take Laxative Brome Quinine Tablets. All
BI prucgists refund the money If it falls to cure. 25o
Htit *
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ WA-yzjgF . .Ui'i VV5 n SM :
! PATTYS FAYOEITB.
s rra - _ _ \ HOSE of us who go
racing ( either for
L a living or to be
lively ) hear a large
V number ol good
f
stories during our
travels , and laugh
at them in proportion
tion to their merit
> . and piquancy. Few
( } can be retold in
discriminately. As
l rule , they are libelous or demoraliz
ing or both. It is not prudent to re
tail them in the family circle before
viators of more or less strong re
ligious convictions.
Happily , the story of "Fatty's"
vorite may be told without fear of
bringing a blush to the cheek of the
youngest or most foolish person.
"Who is he ? " was the question people
ple asked in wonder , as they and he
went on the course probably with a
common purpose ( to "get a bit , " as the
mission is called by those who fol
low it ) ; and the reply was invariably
the same , "Fatty. "
That was was all. "Fatty , " pure and
simple ; this seemed to satisfy pubiic
curiosity. Further interrogation was
considered adventurous , in view of the
startling facts it might reveal. To
look at him was enough , especially
when he was hacking losers.
Truly , "Fatty" was a remarkable
character , unconventional in his life
and customs , also in his ideas as to
the rights of individuals , so far as per
sonal property was concerned. What
he wished to have he thought he was
entitled to take , if the owner's atten
tion was diverted ; and no man was
cleverer than he in diverting owners'
attention when there was anything to
be taken by doing so.
Not a person of high principle , he
could afford -purchase the luxuries
of the season in sufficient abundance
to gratify his appetite , Which was im
mense. To many persons of the high
est principle such luxuries are un
known.
When in his best form "Fatty" ac
complished notable feats. His favorite
maneuvers were executed on the race
course. He was quite at home there ,
and moved about , both in the ring and
paddock , with immunity from assault.
A friend told me this story about
"Fatty" in confidence hence I pass it
on in the same spirit. We were return
ing from Camptown steeplechases after
a bad day , and were bemoaning our
anaemic condition.
"This is no game , " I remarked , "for
honest , well-meaning men ; " and I
vainly hunted for the remnants of a
cheap cigaret which I hoped had not
been thrown away in better times.
"Yes , it's a poor game , " said my
companion/'when one loses one's mon
ey in order to maintain one's rectitude
cf purpose. Now look at 'Fatty , ' " he
added , after p pause , rather inconsequentially
quentially ; "you never hear him com
plain of his bad luck. It is those who
have been playing with him who lift
up their voices. - He knows very well
that luck wouldn't keep him in grease
for his moustache and boots. "
"But some of us are afraid of prison , "
I murmured regretfully.
"Well , just listen to a short account
of what 'Fatty' did the other day , and
then talk about prisons if you like. Of
course , you know that at one time he
kept a small coffee shop in the east
end of London , and now bets in thou
sands. That denotes the master mind.
He is called 'Fatty * because of his
stomachic protuberance , not in refer
ence to any other personal distention.
W
!
HIHIH IIIIIIJlV
RODE A FINISH.
Pie looks at you , as it were , from be
hind a flour-hag , especially when wear
ing a white waistcoat , and he talks to
you as though he would fall backwards
if you pushed against it O , yes ! he's
very hot , is 'Fatty. ' He's had his ups
and downs , and has always faced the
music bravely , whether he'd a shirt on
his hack or a scarf round his neck.
He's made money , too , by backing 'em
on the course. "
From personal experience I knew
that was true , and I could not help re
flecting that a man must be clever to
make money at a sport by which most
of us lose our little all and what we are
able to borrow. Yet such a man is , no
doubt , more than clever ; he does not
mind what he does.
My idea is that the wealthy punters
are those who , if they cannot find win
ners , find something else of value , and
do not necessarily wait until it is lost.
But the last paragraph may be treat
ed as a philosophical digression , hav
ing no relation to the story , which was
continued by my friend as follows :
"Then 'Fatty , ' after a brilliant coup ,
got some racehorses of his own. He
was tired of backing other people's
gee-gees , and wished to try how he
could work them under his own pro
prietorship and supervision. He had
no desire to own high-class horses. He
knew that money could be made out of
little races as well as out of big , only
with greater certainty. He had not a
soul above platers ; his argument was
that you can win as much with a bad
horse as with a good one if you can
back him with confidence to beat
worse. "
"Incontrovertible , " I remarked , in
terrupting the story for a moment ;
i "but I never could find worse than
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ fg J. , - - k.i . " ! _ _ ' ii
mine. Nobody ever had such bad onea
as those which I collected with great
care at a small expense. "
"No one ever accused you of know
ing the game , " said my friend , severe
ly. "You should only go out with a
barrel organ and a monkey , being tied
to its tail. You might be clever enough
to take the pennies if the donors placed
them in your hand , closed it over them
tenderly , and swore you to secrecy.
But 'Fatty' was a perfect tradesman.
He was after the nimble ninepenco
every time. He used to back his
platers when it was good enough to dose
so ; when not , he used to let other peo- '
pie back them , and invest his money
on something else. It is a beautifuf
game so long as you can play it with '
out danger from the mob or from the
'
stewards. "
"Who was 'Fatty's' trainer ? " I asked , '
feeling confident that position was not
a sinecure.
"Why , surely you know , " retorted the
historian. " 'Fatty' v/ould , of course'
only have one sort of trainer a man
who would do a3 he was told without
asking questions. Old Jerry Smiggins , "
of Ripston , realized his ideal of that'
character. You remember Jerry he
always seemed to be trying to 'best !
somebody , and was generally in debt.
Talk about the very 'warm' members ,
he could give most of them a start over
what is called 'a rogue's course , ' and
make hacks of 'em when it came to
pure thieving. I should not like to be
a dying man engaged in cuddling my
money-bags for the * last time if Jerry
were in the sick chamber watching my
struggles. He would accelerate my
doom to obtain the treasure. "
"And how did his employer trust
him ? " I inquired , for I had a little
knowledge of the Ripston trainer , and
recognized that the elegant simile as
to the peril of the moribund person
toying with his cash deposits was not
an exaggeration. Indeed , Jerry would
no doubt have also removed any false
teeth that might have been in the un
fortunate person's jaws , so as to get
the gold to bet with.
"Trust him , " replied my informant ;
"well , you know how far such men
trust each other. Like one hungry dog
trusts a hungrier one in sight of an
odorous bone. So long as both could
get a bite they do not worry each other
as to which secured the most pestifer
ous portion. They went on well for a
time , and 'Fatty's' nose reflected his
prosperity to a marked extent ; it
beamed upon us in the paddock and as
sumed more colossal proportions and
brighter tints as its owner put on
flesh and added to his balance at the
bank. Then came the picturesque in
cident at Camptown Park previously
hinted at. "
Here the orator took breath and ex
panded his chest before embarking on
the more exciting part of his recital.
Refreshed by the rest , he continued :
" 'Fatty' had one of his platers in a
selling race at Camptown , and on the
book it had a great chance. According
ly , the public made his horse favorite ,
and backed it down to even money in
a large field of runners. 'Fatty' could
not stand that ; he did not care for
even money chances. So , after confer
ring with his trainer , he gave him in
structions to the effect that the favor
ite need not exert himself unduly in
the race , and that precautionary meas
ures might wisely be adopted with that
end ( the wrong end ) in view. Having
arranged matters to his satisfaction ,
the astute owner of the favorite went
into the ring and backed a horse which
he believed was a certainty while his
candidate enacted the part of spectator.
A jockey who would listen to reason
when it took the form of ready money
was riding the favorite. Therefore it
was that when the horse cantered to
the post 'Fatty' felt slightly above him
self his usual sensation when he con
sidered that he was backing one cer
tainty in a race , and laying against
another certain not to win.
"The result of the race , however , was
not what he desired. The favorite had
more in hand than his owner or train
er thought. His jockey could not quite
hold him ; thus he found himself near
home in view of the public before he
was able to get a pull. It was then too
late , pull as hard as he could. People
would see him ; he might be warned
off. Naturally fearing that disaster ,
he sat down and rode a finish of con
siderable merit , making a dead heat
of it. You may imagine his employ
er's awful sensations. He had backed
one of the dead-heaters to win a large
stake ; he had laid against the other
to lose a lot of money !
"Then Jerry Smiggins appeared in
the paddock , and held conference with
his patron. The result seemed satis
factory to the latter ; he whispered a
few words to his trainer , and Jerry
hurried away again as though on a
mission of importance. It was so , for
that dead heat was never run off ! "
"They agreed to divide ? " I asked , in
nocently , having no idea at that time
what bad men will do to get money.
"Agreed to divide ! " repeated my
friend , with scornful emphasis. "Fancy
'Fatty' dividing anything with any
body when he had a chance of collaring
the lot ! When the time arrived for
running off the dead heat the favorite
could not be found. Jerry had been
to the stables surreptitiously and lost
him ! "
This , like other things , is , I am in
formed , easily done when you know
how to do it. "Fatty" still goes racing ,
and is far fatter than ever , especially
underneath his white waistcoat. But
the public do not rush after his hot
favorites now ; and some of the punt
ers those who bet for a living and live
well at times declare that they can
afford to lose when "Fatty" wins. In
Town.
Ileal Competition.
So strong is the desire of the Polk
county , Ore. , newspapers to do the pub
lic printing that after one had offered
to furnish 10,000 letter heads for a cent ,
the other paid ? 2 for the privilege of
doing the job.
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A LEGACYOP DISEASE
VETERANS OF THE V/AR REPAID
IN SICKNESS.
% .
Abiishu Kink Only C.veIJccaumi lie
Persevered SulTcrcd Mnce the
War With Kidney UWrutr.
From the Cap.tal.St.Jonn , K m : i.s
Every citizen of St. John. Kansas , h ac
quainted with Abasha Risk.onuoC iho "Old
Veterans" of the Jato war and resident of
this city. A few months ago ho was a i'om-
plete physical wreck , from kidney trouble
and diarrhoja , almost unable to get around
atall. Yourcorrcspondent , who hud learned
he had found relief , meeting him on the
street recently , asked if he wouldn 't give
him all the facts , as he was iutercstcd , as
were also all his friends. Mr. Risk said he
was only too plad to let the people in gen
eral and his old comrades In particular ( who
he knew were suffering from complaints
similar to hisknow what had benefited him.
He then made the following statement :
"I had been suffering for years from a
complication of diseases , among ( them kid
ney and liver troubloand chronic diarrhoea.
The greatest trouble of all , however , was
the complete wreck of my nervous system ,
resulting from my service in the army. I
was , in fact , in a most terrible and deplor
able condition. 1 tried every remedy I
could hear of without the least beneficial
results , until I saw a testimonial of an "old
veteran" who was in the sime regiment
with me durinir the war ( with whoin I was
well acquainted ) , stating that he had been
ctfred of a similar complaint by the use of
Dr. Williams'Pink Pills. 1 hada lmostgivcn
up hope , but concluded at last to give Pink
Pills a trial , as they might possibly help
me. I began using them and soon com
menced to fed slightly better : my improve
ment was very slow , howcver , but still it
was noticeable , and this was encouraging.
In the course of about three weeks my con
dition was vastly improved. To the present
time 1 have taken 13 boxes of Pink Pills ,
aird can truthfully say 1 believe I am en
tirely cured of nry kidney and liver trouble
and nearly so of my diarrhoea. My nerv
ous trouble , too , is so much better that I
am sure a cure will be entirely perfected in
a short time.
"My wife also used the Pink Pills with
great benefit. Her blood was in an ex
tremely bad condition. Since using the
pills , however , this condition has entirely
disappeared. 1 consider Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills the most marvelous discovery of the
age. I cannot say too much in their praise. "
Abasha Risk.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People
arc not a patent medicine in the sense that
name implies. They were first compounded
as a prescription and used as such in gen
eral practice by an eminent physician. So
great was their efficacy that it was deemed
wise to place them within the reach of all.
They are now manufactured by the Dr.
Williams' Medicine Company , Schenectady ,
N. Y. , and are sold in boxes ( nivcr in
loose form by the dozen or hundred , and
the public are cautioned against numerous
imitations sold in this shape ) at 50 cents a
box , or six boxes for $2 50 , and may be had
of all druggists or direct by mail from Dr.
Williams' Med. Co.
After spending much time in digging for
a so-called pirate's treasure on his farm
Valentine Kelley of Clarksville , Ind. .
'ound § 3.75
;
"STAR TOBACCO. "
As you chew tobacco lor pleasure use Star.
It is not only the best but the moat lasting , and ,
therefore , the eUeapcst.
Generally when a girl calls a man a pet
name , she can bo pretty sure some other
? irl has called him the same name before.
-New York Press.
SAVE YOUR KYKS.
Columbian Optical Co. make Spectacles of all
kinds and Cttlicmtoyoureyes.2tl S.lCthSt. Oma > ia
Benefits please like flowers while they
are fresh.
rIrs. Wiiislovr's Soottiinc Syrup
For eliildrenteethinpT.Fof ten * tlieKums.reduces inflam
mation , allays pain , cures , wind colic. 25 cents a bottle.
Not a long day , but a good heart , rids
work.
ALFALFA XEVAi FOR SALE.
Send for samples and prices to Ilershey Ele
vator Co. , llershcy , Nebraska.
Some men never act so funny as when
they are about to get married.
E'lncato Yonr Kowel3 "With Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic , cure constipation forever.
10c. II C. C. C. fail , druggists refund money.
Condensed Trine.
Experiments arc being- made in
Trance to concentrate wine into tab
lets for transportation. After the
grapes are pressed the juice is pumped
into an apparatus where it is evapor
ated and the vapor condensed. When
it has the consistncy of a syrup it is
mixed with the grape pulp , producing-
a marmalade that contains eighty per
cent pt grape tugar. To make wine
the cakes are mixed with the right
proportion of water.
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any shoe ever offered at S3 00. ' I
r IT IS MADE HT ALL THE LATEST SHAPES I
* and STYLES and cf every variety of leath ( t
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• of reasonable order"Write for catalojce to I
[ "W. L. DOUGLAS , Brockton , I-Iass. \
YOUR RULING PLANET
DISCOVERED
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The leader can eatily tell his or hi. friends" Ruling
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mation and the horoscopes of 1'reaidcut aicKlnley
and Win. J. Bryan. Price , postpaid , 25c , 50c
and Sl.OO , according to binding.
FREE TEST READINGS ef Sffr2n _ f Eta
parties-whose letters happen to be 1st. 5rd , Slh and
l th cptned in each day's mail. All applicants must
comply with the follow Inp conditions : > end e3c , race
or nationality , place , year , month , date and time of
birth , a. m. orp. m. , as near a pos-ible. All -niuners
will receive their reading : and their 2 < c returned lets
2c for rostape. All applications must contain He In
stamps to par for rradinps in case you are not the
winner. Send at Once : you are 3" t as apt to win
at anyone , and if you-do not , you will receive a valu
able test by astroloKX for the small sum of 2tc- Those
not knowing time of Llrth should tend 4c for further
Icstructions. Address
PROF , 6. W. CUNNINGHAM ,
Dept. 4 , 194 S. Clinton-st.
Chicago , Hi.
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Fen rl eat.
• • Fear. 1' said the Russian general
Skobaloff , to a suhordinato ollio r ,
• • must ccaso when a man reaches the
grade of captain. * ' Kvcry oiiicer
under him was expected , when the
occasion carao , to lay down his life as
an cxamplo to his men. "I must
show my men how badly the Turks
aim , " ho t-aid while standing as a tar
get on r * rampart of a trench at the
siege of Plevna. "I know how to
cure him of exposing himself. ' ' said a
soldier in the trenches. "The first
time ho jumps on the rampart let us
all jump alter him. " They did so ,
and Skobeleff , who could not bear need
lessly to expose his men , jumped
down.
Pontier Over It.
A prominent building owner , with
years of experience , gave the following
instructions to his architect : "I have
had my experience with kalsomine and
other goods claimed to he as gootl as
Alahastine. I want you to specify the
durable Alahastine on all my walls : do
not put on any other manufacturers'
dope , if they furnish it for nothing.
Alahastine is right , and when 1 cease
to use it 1 shall cease to have con
fidence in myself or nry own judg
ment. * '
Sorry to "Part "V/1 ill Tlr. Mii'trtf.
"ill * . Smarte , " said the head of the
firm , "I happened to overhear your
criticisms this morning of the manner
in which business is carried on here.
You appear to be laboring under a
mistaken idea. As u matter of fact
we are not running this house to make
money. Not at all. We carry on this
business simply as a school for the in -
struction of young men. Hut as you
seem to know so much more about
business than we do , it would be only
wasting your time to keep you here.
The cashier will settle with you.
What is our loss is your gain. " Bos
ton Transcript.
lloforms Need Sloro Thau : i Hay
To brins tliem about , and are always more
complete and laMlns when tliey proceed
with steady ie ularity to : i consummation.
"
Few ot the obiervant among us can have
failed to notice that permanently healthful
changes in the human syMem are not wrought
by abrupt and violent means , and that , those
are the most salutary medicines which are
progressive. HostettersStomach Hitters Is
the chief of these. Dyspepsia , a disease of
obstinate character , is obliterated by it.
"When a young man tells you a racy
story you feel sorry for him ; when n. mid
dle aged man does "it you feel indignant ut
him : when an old man tells one , it makes
you sick.
To Cure Conotipation Forever. "
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. 10c or 25c
If C. C C. fall to cure , druggists refund monev.
When a friend asks , there is no to
morrow.
For Lung and chest diseases. Fiso 's Cure
is the best medicine v.e have used. Mrs. J.
L. Northcott. Windsor , Ont. , Canada.
Ho that goes bareroot must not plant
thorns.
FITS stopped free and permanently cured. No fit *
after first day's use of Dr. Ivliiu-'u Creut Nerve
Restorer. Free S2 trial bottle and treatm.\
Send to Du. Klih * , 'J31 Arch St. , I'hiladelphia , Pa.
IVken a little old man wants to make an
impression he puts on a plug hat.
Coe's Cone" IJnl atn
Ib the oldest and bes-t. It will lueak up a cold quicker
than anything el > e. It i * alwaj s reliable. Try it.
If a woman ha beauty , she doesn 't need
brains.
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fl/jjii reaches out to .ufTcrinc ; humanity In iilj | | ) Hmm
/mm the fonn of a Kafo , sure end c fleeW& H
- _ Svh tlvo remedy for the Hie to which f ' 1 j H
© TV flel1 'M helr' iat • " ' , ' , 'y r tow * - ' \ - ' P _ |
NS/Jv , iainionarnyiicltn _ " * lento 'rffh 1
0 _ v All experiment was parsed lonfrco. W\T H
f U U la known to Lo n. positive euro /i\ fl
t T BRIGHTS DISEASE , IfBr M
[ W URINARY DISEASES , \j M
W FEMALE COMPLAINTS \ |
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M GENERAL DEBILITY , 1 ' H
) and MALARIA , M ' H
find all dlrcaaes ( tricing from dscrft _ H
I dertd Kidneys and Liver. Vary to R H
1 take , leaves no tuiplcarant taete , rroa ! J
* * \ duces no 111 eStectn. JM H
WV Large Mzcd bottles or cow rf jlo < 6fl J
R-JS. cmallcr erne at your Ecarutbtorc. _ _ _ H _ _ _ _ _ _ !
EWho | §
, , _ _ jeKd thai v * m _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
a The popping cf a / • ' Xr H
fi- cork from a bottle of \ " VV M
H Hires is a signal of \ * y H
p good health and plca-Sj H
| sure. A sound the % & /9sx j |
K old folks like to hear - \ \ _ & j |
m the children can't * ° t "ywJH , |
& resist it. ' * • jjjjr ) _ _ |
I Rootbeer ft3B I |
M is composed of the * . . VcS ( B
fi very Ingredients the * Js * / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ |
system requires. Aiding • J H
t\ the digestion , soothing > < l\ H
K the nerves , purifying HksjV _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
lv the blood. A temperA3SS5 % _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ !
t-j ance drink for temperif * T3ftf M5 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ H
hi ance people. / > * j\ H
li\ Uadt ra'7 by _ * * JUK _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ |
l-i The CUrltaK. Ili/nCo-.rtria. _ / % H
K A • iclip" cu > ca 5 gallon * . * * * * • A&i } H
u Soltl otiywhcre. J % * & _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
> * TlltyirS"WercantoncHiDnlinthuroantyto H
fl f -
_ lifeL'u ' : 3 rclltolatiilt- . lo tpaymcarticleon H
B& ' S >
j-Ti n > fn r earth. Wepay all ext.cr.MAddrens _ H
OL.1EA - CI1E.1 ! . CO. , Washington , IJ.C. H
ndTr51TOH.il. WILSON' & CO. . Wanblnc _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
rA I ria I X to.i , I ) . V. Norhpri-etlllri-tint H
I 111 Lli I U obtained. 4-page book in- " . * H
W. N. U. OMAHA. No. 15. 1897. |
When writing to advertisers , l.indly men H
tion this |
| Right off , to any : even t3g /i Hard rubbing is f H
fcthe worst of O s * - Po * .tl t • i * . ri i 2 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ |
$ sleight oi hand. 5 H
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Sall-fe'-'illlS SlT prompt cure is | HH
X - ' - '
I apply ' SJIlili TheMaSic'j | 'j l
Aaa a ArW AA-rfW- - Ki < W' \wi-f'-4S-f > - • , y * * - • < ? ' ' 'l- & ' ' ' ! A-i m , ? $ * &fim * & h&\-f < ? * * iEi &fanfb < % & < llh _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ H
§ iAmi % IT WONT RUB OFF. i _ _ _ H |
A MFmWl 7 Wall Paper is Unsanitary. KjST.SOMTnVK IS a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
' ! rmTE3H05ABY , KOTSBDBS OFr A.Vi > SCALEN. f H H
I rm-
BR'
& I Ii i llA ' RR & E& R . " 13 RH f" "s a pure , pemr.ncnt and artfctic / H H
\ -33 v InUrO" * A3B &l& fil i I BRsBwallcoatinp. . ready for tbe brusa \ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
. I : ! 1 = 1 For Sale by Faint Scalers Everywhere. \ H
fpa ited ° e ° h. 0T I oThlo ZU EC A Tint Card showini ; 12 desirable tints , ako Alahastine . f H
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/jthrco . luLL Souvenir RoctBentfreetoanyoneniPntionincittspaper. A
/ here. Baby moyrccover
f but cannot thrive. " AXABAHTIXB CO. , Grand JCapids , Mich , f H
| | jpifF W& If EUT p pf IB
tC x-- . consumer for24 years.at m-r * , .J , _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ H
l\ W\ wholesale price ; , , saving JStfla f or 1
f
/ / \ iH ringea.WBtylesof HarYTi / / Jf VtS J 7 I H
/ / I Mi' nes . ropftnesiesaiiowVrvAiAX 7 X / \ LaW / H
i/L&s4os . rhaetons as low 04 _ ! \ y _ XJ _ \ • H
tsr as $ • " > • > . i-pring Wagons , T ? 1 1-av. 5 S : _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 5 > _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ !
S0.S7H. Sarrey Harness Price SI5.tt ) . Jtcad Wagons , etc. tend No.G06. Sorrer rnf ; thec iaiI air cn- _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ H
A good u sella for J2I.C0. for large , tree Catalogue , rnade , ipromnd feaileri , i-O.Xt good uetlU Ut yjO. _ H
ELKHART CACBIAGE AND HARNESS MFG. CO. , W. C. PliATT , Sec'y , ELEKAET , UiD. | H
Tills ad will appear but once this month. U
HH S88iraHraa tog ' 1
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fe/Sfe - V The pine Jmct-the taUow f5 H |
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& w///7 iS " ' candle the oil lamp gas * * _ _ _ _ | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ H
I MSI llWthese arc stages in the cvo- < & B
} sS
0 Wm'n lution of illumination , which J ! HH _ _ _ _
Os ? /Ss/ • x today finds its highest expoQ ? i i i i i l
nent in the electric light. c& _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ |
* *
Similar and no less stt king has been the evolution of grain and Hp j H
? grass cutting machinery. In 1831 the scythe and the cradle were superseded fay ( J ? H
the McCormicfc Reaper. The intervening years have seen many improvements , J/h . H
until nc-w v/e have that model Harvester and Binder , the McCormick Right nT H
Hand Open Elevator , and that veritable electric lipht of mowerdom , the m3 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ H
. . * J I I H
( f New 4. It is not only the handsomest mower ever built , but it is , in every $ ft H
sense of the word , the best and if ycur experience has taught you anything , |
Ntt it is that there's nothing cheaper than the best. ( Jr. _ _ _ _ _ fl
& # H
9s IVIcCormick Harvesting Machine Company , Chiccgo. ( _ \ H
Jj ] The Light-Running McCormick Open Elevator Harvester , M H
fey ThcI.iRht-Uunninf ; McCorniickNcTV-4 Stel r.Iower , Bj * _ _ _ _ _ _ H
jjp The Light-Running McCormic ; : Vertical Con : Binder and Q % H
jtt The Light-Running .McCormick Daisy Reaper for tele everywhere , f/2 H
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